1. Wow!Copy !req
2. Look at that view.Copy !req
3. Out of this world!Copy !req
4. Just like the invitation
said it would be.Copy !req
5. Speaking of which,
we still have no ideaCopy !req
6. who invited us
on this free vacationCopy !req
7. or where we're even going.Copy !req
8. Do not look
into the mouth of the horseCopy !req
9. that gives you the gifts.Copy !req
10. Got it. We'll just
throw caution to the windCopy !req
11. as usual.Copy !req
12. This house is so high-tech.Copy !req
13. - it's got a 3
- D printer snack machine.Copy !req
14. Don't be playing with me, Cy!Copy !req
15. I'm not playing with you.
Check it!Copy !req
16. - Burger.
- Burrito.Copy !req
17. - Burger!
- Burrito!Copy !req
18. Burgerrito!Copy !req
19. Thank you, Space House!Copy !req
20. You're welcome.Copy !req
21. Whoa! Who said that?Copy !req
22. The House. I'm talking.Copy !req
23. Space House is alive?Copy !req
24. Space House, identify yourself!Copy !req
25. Of course.Copy !req
26. I am Space House
Artificial Domestic Intelligence.Copy !req
27. Or S.H.A.D.I. for short.Copy !req
28. I am voice activatedCopy !req
29. and I control
everything in this house.Copy !req
30. Space House. Open cabinet.Copy !req
31. Sweet.Copy !req
32. Attention, Titans,Copy !req
33. the other guests
have just arrived.Copy !req
34. The other what now?Copy !req
35. You weren't the only onesCopy !req
36. from the only universe
to get an invitation.Copy !req
37. Other guests
from another universe?Copy !req
38. Titans, ready yourselves.Copy !req
39. We have no ideaCopy !req
40. what's about to walk
through that space door.Copy !req
41. The DC Superhero Girls!Copy !req
42. What's up?Copy !req
43. Ah! The sigh of relief.Copy !req
44. We do not have to destroy them.Copy !req
45. And we need not destroy you.Copy !req
46. Which we totally couldCopy !req
47. because there's just
more of us.Copy !req
48. No. We would still win
in a fight.Copy !req
49. You, for instance,
are definitely no match for me.Copy !req
50. Oh, is that right?
You don't say.Copy !req
51. Um, yes.Copy !req
52. I'm better than you
at probably everything.Copy !req
53. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
54. - Back flip.
- Triple back flip.Copy !req
55. A 3-D printer snack machine!Copy !req
56. I know, right!Copy !req
57. Does it have a Non-GMO setting?Copy !req
58. Oh, yeah. Nows you speaking
my language.Copy !req
59. - Totally better.
- Totally not.Copy !req
60. We will have
a great time togetherCopy !req
61. on our space-cation.Copy !req
62. Nothing is going to ruin it
for us.Copy !req
63. Isn't that right,
Batgirl and Robin?Copy !req
64. Fine. Yeah, Okay.Copy !req
65. Actually,
even a small meteoriteCopy !req
66. could ruin it for us.Copy !req
67. Uh, here we go.Copy !req
68. That's all it would take
to shatter that glass domeCopy !req
69. and suck all of us
out into thatCopy !req
70. cold dark void of space.Copy !req
71. Don't listen to Bumblebee.Copy !req
72. She has lots
of irrational fears.Copy !req
73. What foul bewitchery is this?Copy !req
74. There is no bewitchery.Copy !req
75. That is the S.H.A.D.I.Copy !req
76. The house is
the artificially intelligent.Copy !req
77. I am happy to inform youCopy !req
78. that it is time
to pick your bedrooms.Copy !req
79. There's only one way
to do this fairly.Copy !req
80. Everyone for themselves!Copy !req
81. I get the room with the view!Copy !req
82. Wow!Copy !req
83. I get the room with no gravity!Copy !req
84. We get the room
with toilet bedsCopy !req
85. 'cause we eats too many
printer foods.Copy !req
86. Yeah.
We don't need our privacy.Copy !req
87. Mmm-hmm. That'll do just fine.Copy !req
88. Cool! Water bed!Copy !req
89. Whoa. Seasick.Copy !req
90. Yeah. Thick walls.Copy !req
91. Good. Won't be able
to sleep-fly through these.Copy !req
92. The entertainment system
of this roomCopy !req
93. features the holograms.Copy !req
94. Let us see a projection
from my home,Copy !req
95. Themyscira.Copy !req
96. I take it you like cats.Copy !req
97. Well, I guess that leaves me
with the only room left.Copy !req
98. Not exactly cozy.Copy !req
99. Actually, exposed ceilingsCopy !req
100. and metallic finishes
are all the rage right now.Copy !req
101. But, there's actual
smoke in here.Copy !req
102. It's probably just
a therapeutic humidifier.Copy !req
103. Well, I don't like it one bit!Copy !req
104. Oh, here we go again.Copy !req
105. What?Copy !req
106. Another one
of your irrational fears.Copy !req
107. What...Copy !req
108. This fear is totally rational!Copy !req
109. I mean, look at this room.Copy !req
110. That is a legit cryotube.Copy !req
111. Ah. That's just
a space lava lamp.Copy !req
112. Bumblebee, you have to learn
to master your fears.Copy !req
113. A certain caped crusader
taught me that.Copy !req
114. Who was it? Batman?
It was Batman, wasn't it?Copy !req
115. He taught me that, too.Copy !req
116. He taught me first.Copy !req
117. I smelled his cowl once.Copy !req
118. Well, I do his taxes.Copy !req
119. - I polished his Bat forks.
- He lets me...Copy !req
120. I think
there's something in there.Copy !req
121. Did you see that?Copy !req
122. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
123. I declare a thumb war.Copy !req
124. Good night.Copy !req
125. Ah... All this smokeCopy !req
126. is making my throat dry.Copy !req
127. Danger alert! Danger alert!
Danger alert!Copy !req
128. Bumblebee! What's wrong?Copy !req
129. There's an alien in the house.Copy !req
130. He's big and purple and blue,Copy !req
131. and like I said,
it's in the house!Copy !req
132. Oh, Bumblebee.Copy !req
133. There you go
with your irrational fears, again.Copy !req
134. There are no aliens
in the house.Copy !req
135. Oh, yeah! Then what about that?Copy !req
136. Whoa. A slime trail.Copy !req
137. Huh. I guess
there is an alien in the house.Copy !req
138. - Perfect!
- Perfect?Copy !req
139. It's the perfect opportunityCopy !req
140. to master your fears.Copy !req
141. That's true.Copy !req
142. If you can master your fearCopy !req
143. of a terrifying alien
from space,Copy !req
144. you can master any fear.Copy !req
145. But some fears
don't need to be mastered.Copy !req
146. Some fears keep you alive.Copy !req
147. We should hide.Copy !req
148. No. We'll track it down
and face it head on.Copy !req
149. You can do this, Bumblebee.Copy !req
150. I bee-lieve in you.Copy !req
151. Then it's settled.Copy !req
152. We'll track down the alien
and we'll do itCopy !req
153. using my superior
detective skills.Copy !req
154. - I found a clue!
- What?Copy !req
155. According to my scanner,Copy !req
156. the slime is
derived from a creature
of asterozilic nature.Copy !req
157. Good work, Batgirl.Copy !req
158. That's nothing. Watch this.Copy !req
159. A detective's greatest toolCopy !req
160. is the tongue.Copy !req
161. It's fresh.Copy !req
162. It's definitely fresh!Copy !req
163. I don't think
you should be licking
alien slime.Copy !req
164. Found another clueCopy !req
165. 'cause I'm the greatest
detective ever!Copy !req
166. What? Wait. I'll taste it.Copy !req
167. I think we're getting closer.Copy !req
168. Hey. What's going on?Copy !req
169. And why is Robin eating slime?Copy !req
170. He's trying to prove
he's the better detective.Copy !req
171. Also, interesting side note...Copy !req
172. There's an alien in the house!Copy !req
173. I found it!Copy !req
174. That thing looks like
it could do some damage.Copy !req
175. We're gonna need some armor.Copy !req
176. Ah, yes.Copy !req
177. Check this thing out!Copy !req
178. I can't fit.Copy !req
179. It's way too small.Copy !req
180. There's only one person
that could get in there.Copy !req
181. Oh, no, no, no, no way!Copy !req
182. The powerlifter suit is tiny.Copy !req
183. You're the only one
who could fit.Copy !req
184. Plus,
it's the perfect opportunityCopy !req
185. for you to master your fears.Copy !req
186. Ugh. Fine.Copy !req
187. You got this, Bumblebee!Copy !req
188. I hope she's safe in there.Copy !req
189. Uh... Robin...Copy !req
190. Are you all right?Copy !req
191. No!Copy !req
192. I don't think he's all right.Copy !req
193. Master my...Copy !req
194. fears.Copy !req
195. Excuse me, roomie.Copy !req
196. Uh, what's happening?Copy !req
197. I was coughing,
so I went to get
a drink of waterCopy !req
198. and then there was an alien
in the house,Copy !req
199. so I got in the powerlifter
because I was the only one
small enoughCopy !req
200. and then Robin mutated
and they both attacked me,Copy !req
201. so now I'm going to throw
one of them into space.Copy !req
202. Okay.Copy !req
203. How do I know which one
to hurl into space?Copy !req
204. I'm Robin.Copy !req
205. Hmm.Copy !req
206. Oh, come on.Copy !req
207. Curse that invitationCopy !req
208. for a free vacation!Copy !req
209. Wow.
This is way more comfortableCopy !req
210. than that water bed.Copy !req
211. And I can even breathe
underwater now.Copy !req
212. I finally have a superpower.Copy !req
213. Batgirl must be so jealous.Copy !req
214. Hey, Bumblebee.
How jealous do you think
she's gonna be, huh?Copy !req
215. Maybe Starro wasn't so bad
after all.Copy !req
216. Yeah,
but you have no superpowers.Copy !req
217. Ah! The incomprehensibleCopy !req
218. majesty of the Orion Nebula.Copy !req
219. Just look at that stunning—Copy !req
220. No, thanks. We busy.Copy !req
221. It's time to announceCopy !req
222. the baker with the best
blueberry muffins.Copy !req
223. And the winner is...Copy !req
224. Robert.Copy !req
225. All right. The hurray!Copy !req
226. Anti-gravity rooms,Copy !req
227. hologram machines,Copy !req
228. incredible views of the galaxyCopy !req
229. and all you wanna do
on your once-in-a-lifetime
spacecationCopy !req
230. is watch Muffin Wars?Copy !req
231. Space House, off.Copy !req
232. Ugh. Someone click
next episode.Copy !req
233. I don't want to watch
the credits.Copy !req
234. Yeah. Who cares
about acknowledgingCopy !req
235. other people's accomplishments?
Give me the remote.Copy !req
236. But it's so far away.Copy !req
237. I got it.Copy !req
238. Thanks, Green Lantern.
That was a close one.Copy !req
239. That's one powerful ring
you got there.Copy !req
240. I know, right?
I can create anything
I can imagine with it.Copy !req
241. Power. Ooh.Copy !req
242. Can I try it on?Copy !req
243. Beast Boy, don't be rude.Copy !req
244. Yeah. You don't ask somebody
you barely knowCopy !req
245. to try on
their personal effects.Copy !req
246. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
247. Sorry, Beast Boy,Copy !req
248. but Power Rings
are only to be worn by membersCopy !req
249. of the Green Lantern Corps.Copy !req
250. But Beastie wants it.Copy !req
251. He wants the shiny green
Power Ring.Copy !req
252. He needs it. Lets him have it.Copy !req
253. What has gotten into you, man?Copy !req
254. And why are you talking
in the third person?Copy !req
255. I don't know.Copy !req
256. It's the ring.
It's making me crazy.Copy !req
257. It's okay. Power can have
that sort of effect on people.Copy !req
258. Especially people
with limited brain capacity.Copy !req
259. This ring
is actually so powerful,Copy !req
260. that I have
to recite an oath everydayCopy !req
261. just to remind myself
of how powerful it is.Copy !req
262. I love a good oath.
Let's hear it.Copy !req
263. I, Jessica Cruz,
of the Green Lantern Corps,Copy !req
264. pledge to respect
the incredible powerCopy !req
265. of this super powerful
Power Ring.Copy !req
266. The power...Copy !req
267. The power!Copy !req
268. Beastie must haves it.Copy !req
269. And because it is so powerful—Copy !req
270. Hey! My Power Ring!Copy !req
271. It's Beastie's power.Copy !req
272. The power is mine!Copy !req
273. Give me my Power Ring back!Copy !req
274. Never!Copy !req
275. My ring!Copy !req
276. Where did it go?Copy !req
277. Well, this is my magic hat,Copy !req
278. so it disappeared.
But never fear,Copy !req
279. I, Zatanna, will retrieve it.Copy !req
280. Sorry.Copy !req
281. Huh. This is embarrassing.Copy !req
282. You know what, sometimes
it's just rabbits all day long.Copy !req
283. - I'm going in.
- In the hat?Copy !req
284. Oh, no, no, no, no.
You do not want to do that.Copy !req
285. You've never gone
in your magic hat before?Copy !req
286. No way!Copy !req
287. My hat is very, very magical.Copy !req
288. Look.
There's even a warning label.Copy !req
289. The ring...Copy !req
290. I must haves the ring.Copy !req
291. Oh, no.
I'm definitely going in.Copy !req
292. Jess!Copy !req
293. I do not know
what is in this hat,Copy !req
294. but I know
I have to help my friend.Copy !req
295. - I'm going in.
- Me, too.Copy !req
296. I just want to see
what it looks like in there.Copy !req
297. Titans! Our help is needed.Copy !req
298. Superhero Girls, likewise!Copy !req
299. Eh. They can probably
handle it, right?Copy !req
300. I mean, we don't
all need to go in, do we?Copy !req
301. Nah. It'd be overkillCopy !req
302. and way too many characters
to keep track of.Copy !req
303. Then it's settled.
Due to production constraints,Copy !req
304. we'll stay here and watch more
Muffin Wars!Copy !req
305. Yay!Copy !req
306. Now back to Muffin Wars...Copy !req
307. Look at this place.Copy !req
308. Everything
is very magical here,Copy !req
309. so be careful what you touch.Copy !req
310. Whoa!Copy !req
311. Ooh!Copy !req
312. Okay. Stop messing around.Copy !req
313. Does anyone see my ring?Copy !req
314. It's gotta be here somewhere.Copy !req
315. Look! On top
of that house of cards.Copy !req
316. Or, more like
mountain of cards.Copy !req
317. My ring!Copy !req
318. My ring.Copy !req
319. Beastie must haves it.Copy !req
320. Beast Boy! Get back here!Copy !req
321. Let us make haste.Copy !req
322. We cannot let
your bestial friend
get to the mountain first.Copy !req
323. Okay. But keep your eyes open.Copy !req
324. It could be dangerous in here.Copy !req
325. I feel so vulnerable.Copy !req
326. Without my ring,
I'm completely useless
as a hero.Copy !req
327. Hey! Sounds like someone'sCopy !req
328. in need of an uplifting speech.Copy !req
329. Uh, what now?Copy !req
330. True power isn't found
in magic rings.Copy !req
331. Take me, for example.Copy !req
332. I have no powers whatsoever.Copy !req
333. You might even sayCopy !req
334. I'm a useless lump
of dead weight.Copy !req
335. Yeah, you might say that.Copy !req
336. But you'd be wrong!Copy !req
337. True power comes—Copy !req
338. Help me!Copy !req
339. Sorry.Copy !req
340. I wouldn't normally
require this much help.Copy !req
341. Just remember, Jess.Copy !req
342. True power comes—Copy !req
343. Look! It's Beast Boy!Copy !req
344. Must haves it.Copy !req
345. Beastie must haves it.Copy !req
346. After him!Copy !req
347. We're trappedCopy !req
348. inside a giant magic box!Copy !req
349. You mean the kind
that magicians stick swords—Copy !req
350. That would be a "yes."Copy !req
351. I really wish
I had my Power Ring right now.Copy !req
352. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
353. Were you not listening before?Copy !req
354. I think someone needs a recap.Copy !req
355. All you need to be superCopy !req
356. is to reach deep within your—Copy !req
357. Thank you, all of you.Copy !req
358. Because it required
all of you to keep me safe.Copy !req
359. That's how helpless I am
without my Power Ring.Copy !req
360. Look! The mountain of cards.Copy !req
361. We've made it at last.Copy !req
362. The ring...
Beastie must haves the ring.Copy !req
363. We can't let him
beat us to my ring.Copy !req
364. We will never catch him.Copy !req
365. The little beast scurries
much too fast.Copy !req
366. Got any tricks
up your sleeves, Zatanna?Copy !req
367. Oh! Of course. I'm a magician.Copy !req
368. That'll do.Copy !req
369. To the top of that mountain!Copy !req
370. Whoa!Copy !req
371. Oh! There it is. My ring!Copy !req
372. Careful! This mountain of cards
is very unstable.Copy !req
373. My precious.Copy !req
374. - Beast Boy, no.
- Beastie, yes.Copy !req
375. Give me my Power Ring!Copy !req
376. Never!Copy !req
377. Be careful!Copy !req
378. A house of cards
always eventually...Copy !req
379. falls.Copy !req
380. Precious...Copy !req
381. My ring! Where's my ring?Copy !req
382. Beastie tries it on...Copy !req
383. just one time.Copy !req
384. No!Copy !req
385. The power of the Power Ring
is too powerful for him.Copy !req
386. It's really messing
with his own superpowers.Copy !req
387. I think he's trying to use
the ring to create a weapon.Copy !req
388. What kind of weapon
can he create with that thing?Copy !req
389. Anything!Copy !req
390. The only limit
is his own imagination.Copy !req
391. A tater tot.
That's the limit
of his imagination?Copy !req
392. Hmm. Pretty much.Copy !req
393. It is very effective.Copy !req
394. I will give him that.Copy !req
395. Run!Copy !req
396. Azarath Metrion...Copy !req
397. This is all my fault.Copy !req
398. And I can't even helpCopy !req
399. because I'm nothing
without my Power Ring.Copy !req
400. Oh... Come on.Copy !req
401. Have you not learned a thing?Copy !req
402. Recap!Copy !req
403. Every superhero—Copy !req
404. "True power isn't found
in magic rings.Copy !req
405. "All you need to be superCopy !req
406. "is to reach
deep within your—"Copy !req
407. Reach in deep.Copy !req
408. That gives me an idea.Copy !req
409. Raven! Summon a portal,Copy !req
410. so that I can reach inside
the magic hatCopy !req
411. - from the outside.
- Got it.Copy !req
412. Gotcha!Copy !req
413. Wonder Woman, quick!
Use your lasso.Copy !req
414. On it.Copy !req
415. Pull harder!Copy !req
416. My precious!Copy !req
417. The ring is secure.Copy !req
418. All right.Copy !req
419. Is that you, Beastie?Copy !req
420. See, Jess? A true heroCopy !req
421. doesn't need powers after all.Copy !req
422. You were right, Robin.Copy !req
423. But having a Power Ring
certainly doesn't hurt.Copy !req
424. I, Jessica Cruz,
of the Green Lantern Corps,Copy !req
425. pledge to respect
the incredible powerCopy !req
426. of this super powerful
Power Ring.Copy !req
427. And because it is so powerful,Copy !req
428. I will always
hold its power tightCopy !req
429. and never let anyone
take its powerfulCopy !req
430. powerfulness away!Copy !req
431. Especially not Beast Boy.Copy !req
432. I don't think
that'll be a problem anymore.Copy !req
433. My precious.Copy !req
434. It's so relaxing.Copy !req
435. I, too, am feeling
the very relaxed.Copy !req
436. Ah, there's nothing like
sitting around,
watching TVCopy !req
437. while floating through space.Copy !req
438. It is certainly a reliefCopy !req
439. to not be burdened with
unforeseen negative circumstances.Copy !req
440. - [S.H.A.D.
- I] Warning, warning!Copy !req
441. What is wrong, Space House?Copy !req
442. A giant meteor
is headed this way.Copy !req
443. That is the wonderful news.Copy !req
444. A giant meatyor sounds
the delicious.Copy !req
445. No, Starfire, he said meteor,Copy !req
446. not meat-yor.Copy !req
447. I do not understand
the difference.Copy !req
448. Meteors aren't
made out of meat.Copy !req
449. It's hard to believe,
but Starfire is right.Copy !req
450. This meteor is
totally made out of meat.Copy !req
451. We must do something about
that meteor
before it destroys us.Copy !req
452. I know exactly what to do.Copy !req
453. First, we need to become
rugged oil drillers.Copy !req
454. Then, we need to dress up
like astronautsCopy !req
455. and walk real slow
and dramatic, like,
towards our space shuttle.Copy !req
456. After some emotional goodbyes,Copy !req
457. we blast off into space,Copy !req
458. and plant a bomb
deep inside that meteorCopy !req
459. and blow it to pieces.Copy !req
460. Wait, isn't that just
the plot of that dumb
asteroid movie?Copy !req
461. You mean Armageddon?Copy !req
462. The greatest,
most implausible movie
of all time?Copy !req
463. The Armageddon with
all the sappy Aerosmith songsCopy !req
464. and starring America's favorite
apathetic action hero,
Bruce Willis?Copy !req
465. Yes. Yes, it is.Copy !req
466. Yeah, didn't that dude die
at the end of that movie?Copy !req
467. Yeah, but he got to ride
the bomb like a horsey.Copy !req
468. Ugh, that sounds like
a terrible idea, Cyborg.Copy !req
469. The three of us shall
come up with a better plan
using our heads.Copy !req
470. But we've only got
one shot at this.Copy !req
471. How can we be sure
your ideas are gonna work?Copy !req
472. - [S.H.A.D.
- I] You can test them out in the holographic chamber.Copy !req
473. That is the brilliant idea,
Space House.Copy !req
474. And I've got just the plan.Copy !req
475. Does it involve
slow-motion walking
and dramatic music?Copy !req
476. No, no, no, no.
It's much more sophisticated.Copy !req
477. I'm gonna fly over that meteor
and destroy it
with my fists.Copy !req
478. Ingenious!Copy !req
479. Take this!Copy !req
480. See, guys? I knew
my plan would work.Copy !req
481. No, it didn't.Copy !req
482. You just pounded that meteor
into a giant meat butt.Copy !req
483. Well, then, what about this?Copy !req
484. Now it is
the flame-broiled meat butt.Copy !req
485. No, you have
turned it into
the frozen meat butt.Copy !req
486. Space House, end simulation.Copy !req
487. I can't believe
that didn't work.Copy !req
488. It's okay, Kara,Copy !req
489. because I know how
we can solve our problem.Copy !req
490. No, Cyborg, we are not doing
your Armageddon plan.Copy !req
491. - Oh, man! Can we at least rock out to some Aerosmith?
- Never!Copy !req
492. Friends, what if instead of
destroying the meteor,Copy !req
493. we lived upon it instead?Copy !req
494. That's a great idea.Copy !req
495. Then, perhaps,
we should test it out.Copy !req
496. I don't know, Star.
This place looks pretty empty.Copy !req
497. Do you really think
we can live out here?Copy !req
498. Indeed. All this place needs
is the small amount
of the elbow grease.Copy !req
499. Check it out, guys.
I built these cozy little
meat cottages.Copy !req
500. And I have built
this relaxing meat gazebo.Copy !req
501. I built
this meat bowling alley.Copy !req
502. And I have built
the meat DMV,Copy !req
503. which shall only be open
from the 9:00 to 5:00,Copy !req
504. and closed on major holidays.Copy !req
505. Tell me, Cyborg,
is our new home
not the adorable?Copy !req
506. I think it stinks.Copy !req
507. Our new home
does not the stink.Copy !req
508. Yeah, it does.
I think the meat is starting to
go bad.Copy !req
509. Friends, I think
our smelly situation has
attracted some visitors.Copy !req
510. Oh, no! Are those...Copy !req
511. Meat bears?Copy !req
512. Space House,
cease this simulation.Copy !req
513. Terrific. That plan
didn't work either.Copy !req
514. It is obvious now that
there is only one person
who can save us.Copy !req
515. - Steve Trevor.
- What?Copy !req
516. You're seriously gonna
take advice from that dude?Copy !req
517. He doesn't know
the first thing about
drilling for oil.Copy !req
518. Correct. Steve Trevor
has a military background,Copy !req
519. and is one of the most
brilliant men I know.Copy !req
520. Plus, Diana has got
a huge crush on him.Copy !req
521. Kara, please.
We are dealing with
a major crisis here.Copy !req
522. I do not have time for romance.Copy !req
523. Steven.Copy !req
524. Snap out of it, Diana.Copy !req
525. You and Steve are supposed to
be coming up with a plan,Copy !req
526. not going on some virtual date.Copy !req
527. You are right, Kara.
Steve and I shall
come up with a plan...Copy !req
528. right after dessert.Copy !req
529. Yeah! Awesome!Copy !req
530. Congratulations.
I am the so very happy
for you.Copy !req
531. Me, too. I'm sorry.
I just get so emotional
at weddings.Copy !req
532. Now are you and Steve
gonna come up with a plan?Copy !req
533. We're running out of time.Copy !req
534. Yes, we shall come up
with a plan...Copy !req
535. after we cut the cake.Copy !req
536. Congratulations on purchasing
the new home.Copy !req
537. Thank you, and we apologize
that it took so long.Copy !req
538. Yeah, I was starting to think
you would never get out of
virtual escrow.Copy !req
539. Will you come up with
a plan already?Copy !req
540. Yes, Kara, we shall get started
on it right away.Copy !req
541. Space House, end simulation.Copy !req
542. Warning, warning!
Meteor impact imminent.Copy !req
543. Oh, no! We are almost
out of the time.Copy !req
544. Then can we please move forward
with my idea?Copy !req
545. I suppose we do not have
any other choice.Copy !req
546. There is no time to run
another simulation.Copy !req
547. Great! Let's do this.Copy !req
548. Argh! Why are we wasting
all this time drilling for oil?Copy !req
549. Because we have to get good
at drilling,Copy !req
550. so we can dig a hole
deep enough toCopy !req
551. plant a bomb inside that meteorCopy !req
552. and blow it up like they did
in the movie.Copy !req
553. Couldn't we just use
our superpowers
to dig that hole?Copy !req
554. No, silly.
They didn't use superpowers
in that movie.Copy !req
555. Now get back to work.Copy !req
556. Nice work, team.
I think we're ready to launch.Copy !req
557. It is a good thing
we decided to walk slowly.Copy !req
558. Yeah. Slipping on a wet floor
is dangerous.Copy !req
559. Not to mention
the embarrassing.Copy !req
560. Cyborg, wait.
I can't lets you go
without saying goodbye.Copy !req
561. I's gonna miss you.Copy !req
562. I'm gonna miss you too, Beasty.Copy !req
563. You be careful up there,
big guy.Copy !req
564. Don't worry. I'm only about to
fly through spaceCopy !req
565. with a nuclear bomb strapped to
forty tons of rocket fuel.Copy !req
566. What could possibly go wrong?Copy !req
567. Diana, status report.Copy !req
568. T-minus five minutes
until touchdown.Copy !req
569. Then there's just enough time
to do the most important thing
of all.Copy !req
570. Ride this bomb like a horsey.Copy !req
571. Cyborg, get off that
nuclear weaponCopy !req
572. before it blows us
to smithereens.Copy !req
573. It's fine.
They did it in the movie.Copy !req
574. But you were supposed to be
piloting the ship.Copy !req
575. Will you two calm down?Copy !req
576. It's called empty space
for a reason.Copy !req
577. It's not like we're gonna
hit anything.Copy !req
578. What was that?Copy !req
579. We're drifted into
a patch of space debrisCopy !req
580. which has damaged
both of our engines.Copy !req
581. Oh, man!Copy !req
582. Somebody really should be
piloting this thing.Copy !req
583. Cyborg!Copy !req
584. Not now. I need to make
an emergency landing.Copy !req
585. We're alive. Damage report.Copy !req
586. The good news is,
the bomb is still intact.Copy !req
587. But the bad news is,
the remote detonator
has been destroyed.Copy !req
588. Which means somebody is
going to have to stay behindCopy !req
589. to trigger that weapon.Copy !req
590. - Not it.
- No, Kara.Copy !req
591. I believe
the honorable solutionCopy !req
592. is to draw straws.Copy !req
593. That won't be necessary.Copy !req
594. I'll be the somebody
that stays behind.Copy !req
595. Are you sure
about that, Cyborg?Copy !req
596. Yes, I'm sure.Copy !req
597. It was my dumb idea
that got us into this mess.Copy !req
598. I realize now that I shouldn't
look to Hollywood for ideas.Copy !req
599. I should just use my head.Copy !req
600. No!
Not like this, bro.Copy !req
601. I so upset!Copy !req
602. I gots to listen to
some Aerosmith, yo.Copy !req
603. Ouch.Copy !req
604. Sing that song, Steven Tyler.Copy !req
605. You's my only friend now.Copy !req
606. We're sorry for the way
things turned out, Beast Boy.Copy !req
607. But we have brought you back
something that will
surely cheer you up.Copy !req
608. Whaddup, my man?Copy !req
609. Cyborg, you's alive!Copy !req
610. But I thought somebody had to
stay behind to
trigger that bomb.Copy !req
611. That's right,
and some body did stay behind.Copy !req
612. Mine.Copy !req
613. You know what, gang?Copy !req
614. I am so glad we all decided to
vacation at this Space House.Copy !req
615. And who caresCopy !req
616. that we were invited under
"suspicious circumstances"?Copy !req
617. This place is the best!Copy !req
618. Attention. AttentionCopy !req
619. We will be arriving at
our destination
in just a few moments.Copy !req
620. No way!Copy !req
621. I didn't realize
our vacation home
was also a cruise ship.Copy !req
622. This is so cool!Copy !req
623. Can anybody guess
where we're headed?Copy !req
624. The Emerald Forest
of Oa.Copy !req
625. The Fire Springs
on Tamaran?Copy !req
626. I hope we're headed to
that good space beach.Copy !req
627. Wherever our destination
may lie,Copy !req
628. I am sure
it will be enjoyable.Copy !req
629. Ooh, check out
all those houses.Copy !req
630. And each one is filled with
heroes and villains.Copy !req
631. I could have shared a house
with Batman?Copy !req
632. Come on!Copy !req
633. Space House, can you please
tell us what is going on?Copy !req
634. Why don't you come outside
and I'll show you.Copy !req
635. Hello, Titans.Copy !req
636. You've actually already met meCopy !req
637. though my nifty AI unit, S.H.A.D.I.,Copy !req
638. but now allow me to
officially introduce myself.Copy !req
639. I am Brainiac.Copy !req
640. The multi-verse's
most brilliant mastermind!Copy !req
641. What's the meaning of this?Copy !req
642. For years, I have been
collecting heroes and villainsCopy !req
643. from across the multi-verseCopy !req
644. by offering them the one thing
they want most.Copy !req
645. A free vacation!Copy !req
646. And now that you are here,
my collection is
finally complete.Copy !req
647. I am ordering you to let us go.Copy !req
648. Forget it.
The all-powerful Brainiac
listens to no one!Copy !req
649. Brainiac, you get over here
this instant, young man.Copy !req
650. Who's that?Copy !req
651. My mom.Copy !req
652. So act cool.Copy !req
653. What is it, Mother?Copy !req
654. You forgot to clean
your room again.Copy !req
655. I'm sorry, but I've been
really busy lately.Copy !req
656. With what? You're just
down there playing with
your little toys.Copy !req
657. These people
aren't toys, Mother.Copy !req
658. They're collectibles.Copy !req
659. Did you at least remember to
put on some clean underwear?Copy !req
660. You know, this is getting really awkward, Brainiac.Copy !req
661. Maybe we should wait inside.Copy !req
662. Stop embarrassing me, Mother.Copy !req
663. I'm an
inter-galactic super-villain.Copy !req
664. More like an
inter-galactic disappointment.Copy !req
665. Look at you. You're
a full-grown AndroidCopy !req
666. who still lives with
his mother.Copy !req
667. I told you I'm working on
moving out.Copy !req
668. How? You got no money,
no job, and no girlfriend.Copy !req
669. It's time for you to grow up.Copy !req
670. I think it's time
we ended this conversation.Copy !req
671. Wow, and I thought
I had family issues.Copy !req
672. My mother just doesn't get it.Copy !req
673. I've tried acting
more grown up,Copy !req
674. but being an adult
is really hard.Copy !req
675. Then maybe we can help you.Copy !req
676. I'm listening.Copy !req
677. We'll teach you
how to act grown up.Copy !req
678. In exchange,
you shall let us go.Copy !req
679. Deal. I'll do anythingCopy !req
680. to get my mother off my back.Copy !req
681. Okay, Brainiac,Copy !req
682. we're going to help you find
a new career.Copy !req
683. And do you know what you need
to get a good job?Copy !req
684. Academic credentials,
letters of recommendation,Copy !req
685. and a polished resume?Copy !req
686. Nah, son. A handshake.Copy !req
687. Because a handshake
is the key to making
a good first impression.Copy !req
688. Now, when givin' a handshake,Copy !req
689. make sure the webbing
that connects your thumb
and forefingerCopy !req
690. connects with the webbing
of the other person.Copy !req
691. Don't you be giving nobody
no finger shake.Copy !req
692. You gots to commit to
that handshake, son.Copy !req
693. Also, make sure
your hand is dry.Copy !req
694. Don't nobody want
that swamp hand.Copy !req
695. Wipe that sweat off, boo.Copy !req
696. And under no circumstancesCopy !req
697. should you ever give
a weak handshake.Copy !req
698. Nobody wants to
feel like they'reCopy !req
699. shaking hands with a dead fish.Copy !req
700. And remember,
wash your hands thoroughlyCopy !req
701. for at least 20 seconds,Copy !req
702. and then, after doing so,
do not touch your eyes,
nose or mouth.Copy !req
703. This is so confusing.Copy !req
704. I am not sure I can do this.Copy !req
705. Of course you can.Copy !req
706. Just remember to look
your employer
straight in the eye,Copy !req
707. maintain a strong gripCopy !req
708. and don't let go until they do.Copy !req
709. Okay, I think I've got it now.Copy !req
710. Great! Then why don't you
give it a try?Copy !req
711. Let go, let go!Copy !req
712. But shouldn't I wait for you to
let go first?Copy !req
713. No.Copy !req
714. It's time you got yourself
a girlfriend, Brainiac.Copy !req
715. But I don't know
the first thing aboutCopy !req
716. the dating habits of women.Copy !req
717. Oh, don't worry.
We'll walk you through
the processCopy !req
718. by setting you up on
a mock date with Kara.Copy !req
719. Now, the first thing
you wanna doCopy !req
720. is compliment your dateCopy !req
721. and, you know,
give her a little gift.Copy !req
722. Got it.Copy !req
723. My, my.Copy !req
724. You're looking
very adequate today.Copy !req
725. This is for you.Copy !req
726. It's the Bottle City of Kandor.Copy !req
727. Just for fun,
I like to shake it upCopy !req
728. and watch all the tiny people
freak out.Copy !req
729. That is horrible.Copy !req
730. You don't like it?Copy !req
731. Then, perhaps, you'd like
a snapping space turtle.Copy !req
732. No, no, Brainiac, no.Copy !req
733. Uh, just give her these.Copy !req
734. Now get your date to talk about
her interests.Copy !req
735. So, tell me about yourself.Copy !req
736. - Well, I'm originally from Krypton...
- Uh-huh, uh-huh?Copy !req
737. Boring. Can we just get to
the goodnight kiss?Copy !req
738. Here you go.Copy !req
739. Brainiac, if you wanna become
an adult,Copy !req
740. you have to
start dressing like one.Copy !req
741. What are you talking about?Copy !req
742. Check out my slick pink
vinyl white collar shirt.Copy !req
743. My totally fly Go-go boots.Copy !req
744. And my hipper than hip
jet black short shorts.Copy !req
745. How can you claim this is not
acceptable adult attire?Copy !req
746. Um, well, how do I
put this politely?Copy !req
747. You look like the mixture of
the nerd and the dweeb.Copy !req
748. A nerweeb, if you will.Copy !req
749. It's true.
I'm a complete disaster.Copy !req
750. I can't shake hands,
I can't talk to the ladies,Copy !req
751. and on top of all that,
I look like a total nerweeb.Copy !req
752. I may as well face it.Copy !req
753. I'm not cut out to be an adult.Copy !req
754. Oh, there, there, Brainiac,
we know change is hard.Copy !req
755. But with
a little more patience,Copy !req
756. we're sure you'll get
the hang of it.Copy !req
757. Hello, Titans.Copy !req
758. Check out my man Brainiac.Copy !req
759. You're all grown up.Copy !req
760. Yup, thanks to you,Copy !req
761. I've got a sweet combover,Copy !req
762. a good job,
and a new girlfriend.Copy !req
763. And because you held up
your part of the bargain,Copy !req
764. it's time I held up mine.Copy !req
765. You're free to go.Copy !req
766. Wow, thanks, Brainiac.Copy !req
767. Oh, you don't need to thank me.Copy !req
768. Now that I'm an adult,Copy !req
769. I realized that
collecting superheroes
is kid stuff,Copy !req
770. which is why I've moved on to
a much more mature hobby.Copy !req
771. Destroying planets.Copy !req
772. Think of
all the innocent worlds
that will be lost.Copy !req
773. You must reconsider.Copy !req
774. You can't tell me what to do.
I'm an adult.Copy !req
775. He makes a real good point.Copy !req
776. Brainiac's mature enough to
make his own decisions now.Copy !req
777. But we have to do something.Copy !req
778. Like what, Mama?Copy !req
779. We can't take out
that giant laser.Copy !req
780. Yes, we can.Copy !req
781. As long as we work together.Copy !req
782. Wonder Woman is right.Copy !req
783. With all our powers combined,Copy !req
784. we turned that sniveling dweeb
into a full-grown adult.Copy !req
785. And if we could do that,
we could do anything.Copy !req
786. Cyborg, do you think you can
pilot the Space House?Copy !req
787. I can fly anything.Copy !req
788. Ready, team?Copy !req
789. Ready!Copy !req
790. Ready.Copy !req
791. Then it's time to blast off.Copy !req
792. His throat is closing.
We're not gonna make it.Copy !req
793. Aim for the uvula.Copy !req
794. Fire away!Copy !req
795. This isn't working!Copy !req
796. Our fire power isn't enough.Copy !req
797. That may be true,
but we are no longer alone
in this.Copy !req
798. Look around.Copy !req
799. She's right. Titans,Copy !req
800. and every superhero
and supervillainCopy !req
801. in the DC multiverse,Copy !req
802. go!Copy !req
803. Brainiac, look at
Mama's spaceship.Copy !req
804. You are such a disappointment.Copy !req
805. I'm sorry, Mommy.Copy !req
806. Nice team work, everybody.Copy !req
807. But how are we
gonna get all these people
back home?Copy !req
808. It's simple. We don't.Copy !req
809. This is where they live now.Copy !req
810. That works for me.Copy !req
811. Now let's go hit up
that space beach, yo.Copy !req