1. Greetings, Titans.
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2. Your number one nemesis,
Control Freak, has returned.
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3. You may have thought
you saw the last of me in 257-494.
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4. But while away,
I've been studying your every move.
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5. And now I'm back
with The Ultimate Titans Challenge.
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6. A series of mind-boggling events designed
to test your specific skills and stamina.
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7. And to raise the stakes,
I have crafted an arsenal...
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8. of counter-technology weapons
to render your powers useless.
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9. Prepare to be defeated.
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10. Hello?
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11. Hello?
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12. Greetings, Titans.
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13. Your number one nemesis has returned.
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14. Greetings, Titans.
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15. Your number one nemesis has returned.
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16. Greetings, Titans.
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17. Your number one nemesis has...
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18. Okay, the Titans aren't home.
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19. But sooner or later,
they will face my challenge.
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20. I can wait. I can wait.
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21. There she is, home, sweet tower.
At least temporarily.
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22. - Titans East, come in.
- Hey, Cyborg.
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23. I'm transmitting a list of villains
to keep an eye out for.
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24. When word gets out that the Titans are out
of town someone may try to pull something.
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25. When word gets out the Titans East
are in town, they'll think twice.
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26. Guys, thanks for looking after the city while
we're off fighting the Brotherhood of Evil.
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27. We're happy to help.
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28. Now, make sure you remember to activate
the security lockdown every night...
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29. and if you're gonna wash the T-Car
buff counterclockwise.
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30. Oh, and don't eat the turkey leg in the
fridge. I'm saving that for turkey night.
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31. - Turkey.
- Don't worry, Sparky.
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32. You just concentrate
on stopping the Brotherhood of Evil.
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33. We have everything under control here.
Bumblebee, out.
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34. Titans.
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35. Man, they've even got
flat-panel computer displays.
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36. How come we don't have
flat-panel computer displays?
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37. Greetings, Titans.
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38. Your number one ne...
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39. Hey, you're not the Teen Titans.
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40. We're Titans East.
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41. - Aqualad.
- Speedy.
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42. - Mas.
- Y Menos.
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43. And Bumblebee.
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44. Uh, yeah, never heard of you.
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45. Never heard of us? Who is this guy?
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46. Who am I? I am Control Freak.
Master of mass media, ruler of reality.
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47. And I escaped from prison
to defeat my "archnemesi," the Titans.
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48. The real Titans.
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49. Robin, teen wonder.
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50. Raven, mistress of magic.
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51. Beast Boy, shape-shifter supreme.
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52. Cyborg, half man, half robot.
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53. And Starfire, alien powerhouse.
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54. She's too good for Robin.
He'll never appreciate her.
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55. Si.
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56. You sound more like a fan boy
than a nemesis.
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57. A great villain
always studies his adversaries, okay?
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58. Well, if you're such a bad dude,
then why aren't you on their bad-guy list?
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59. Huh? "List of notorious villains...
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60. Plasmus, Overload, Johnny Rancid,
the Puppet King"?
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61. They only fought him once.
I'm a recurring villain.
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62. So are you like, the Robin of the group?
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63. No, I'm the leader of the team.
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64. And we're done talking.
We're taking you back to jail.
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65. Not so fast. I came here to enact
The Ultimate Titan Challenge...
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66. and I'm not leaving
until I fight the Titans.
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67. You wanna fight the Titans, you got it.
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68. I've brought the ultimate weapons,
made specifically for the real Titans.
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69. You Titan wannabes
don't stand a chance.
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70. Victory will be mine.
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71. Your efforts are futile.
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72. This atomic-resistor capsule
was built to defeat Starfire.
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73. That would've worked on Starfire.
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74. You got anything in there to stop me?
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75. I devised this aerial-sensory detonator
to intercept Robin's birdarangs mid-flight.
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76. It will easily annihilate your puny arrows.
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77. You were saying?
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78. How'd you do that?
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79. I can't understand you.
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80. Take that. And that.
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81. - Nothing happened.
- Must be the batteries.
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82. Spanish language converter.
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83. I built that to be strong enough to contain
Beast Boy's most powerful animal.
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84. Let's see you get out of that.
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85. - He may trap Beast Boy.
- But not us.
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86. I brought this cool magnetic-repeller
for Cyborg, but who cares.
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87. All these would've worked on
the real Titans. It's just your powers are...
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88. stupid.
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89. I don't wanna fight you any more.
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90. - It's okay, Mr. Silkie.
- Papi's here.
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91. Who zaps out in the middle of a fight?
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92. We'll find him. Somehow.
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93. The Tower sensor
detected weapons fired. Everything okay?
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94. - We had to deal with Control...
- Controlling Silkie.
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95. He's eating everything. Must have eaten
through one of the sensors.
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96. Bad, Silkie.
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97. Well, Starfire left plenty of food for him.
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98. Uh-oh. I gotta go.
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99. - Why'd you do that?
- They're trusting us to protect the city.
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100. You want them to think
we're in over our heads...
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101. with some bad guy
who didn't make the list?
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102. We need to get more information
on Control Freak.
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103. Don't go in there, wait for the Titans.
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104. We are Titans.
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105. Drop it.
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106. Who is going to make me?
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107. With the Titans out of town,
I thought I had a chance.
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108. - We are the Titans.
- It is true.
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109. I'd feel better if Control Freak
were behind bars too.
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110. Let's get back and...
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111. "Who are these guys?
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112. So my chat-room chums, tell me...
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113. what do you know about the Titans East?
Do you think they're real Titans?"
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114. There's a Titans East?
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115. IMHO, Robin's the only real Titan.
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116. These guys are just posers.
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117. "Did you see that?
He talks to dolphins?"
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118. So?
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119. Beast Boy can be a dolphin.
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120. Yeah, Beast Boy rocks.
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121. You look familiar.
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122. Are you Starborg?
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123. "Stingers, huh?
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124. Well, Bumblebee's never
going to be as cool as Starfire."
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125. Starfire and Robin forever.
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126. Starfire should be with BB.
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127. No way.
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128. Big deal.
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129. Mas y Menos just go fast.
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130. I wonder if they eat fast too.
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131. LOL.
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132. Thank you, Robin.
I like your other costume better.
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133. I'm not Robin, I'm Speedy.
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134. "What do you think
of the Titans East now?"
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135. Anyone can
say they're a Titan, doesn't make it true.
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136. Who decides?
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137. They should have matching jackets.
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138. There should be a test.
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139. There should be a test.
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140. This stinks,
nobody even knows who we are.
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141. So what if the kid didn't know your name.
Let it go, Robin.
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142. Before I knew it
I was surrounded by dolphins...
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143. and some guy in a unitard
pulled me out of the water.
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144. "Some guy in a unitard"?
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145. Let it go, Unitard Guy.
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146. We're here to protect the city,
not for the recognition.
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147. - And there's still a villain on the loose, so...
Greetings, Titans East.
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148. Your evil nemesis is back.
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149. Looks like he found us.
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150. That's right, I'm back.
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151. And this time I have masterminded
the New Ultimate Titans Challenge.
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152. Bring it on.
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153. Where are we?
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154. I don't like the looks of this.
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155. Welcome, Titans East.
After much analysis, I have created...
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156. a series of events re-designed
to challenge your specific powers.
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157. If you succeed,
you will have proven your worth as Titans.
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158. But failure will mean that the city,
the real Titans trusted you to protect...
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159. will be destroyed.
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160. Oh, didn't I mention...
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161. the New Ultimate Titans Challenge
will be televised...
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162. so everyone can watch your defeat.
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163. Welcome to the
New Ultimate Titans Challenge.
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164. We're gonna find out just how real
the Titans East are.
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165. Each of our Titans wannabes...
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166. will attempt a physical challenge
designed specifically for him or for her.
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167. Bumblebee,
the little bee who packs a big sting.
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168. Speedy, whose fantastic arrows
perform awesome feats.
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169. Aqualad, bold and daring marine marvel.
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170. And Mas Y Menos,
the tiny twins with amazing speed.
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171. Let's see how these Titans do
when we challenge their superpowers.
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172. Bumblebee, your challenge:
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173. An explosive device has been attached
to the bottom of the 12:02 express train.
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174. Unless you can stop the train before it gets
to 1st Street, the device will go off.
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175. No problem.
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176. This collar will
keep you from getting any big ideas.
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177. Let's see you stop a train...
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178. when you're the size of a fly.
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179. Aqualad, on the other side of the reservoir
is a tank filled with polluted water.
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180. I diverted the flow of water so the polluted
water is headed straight for the reservoir.
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181. If you cannot shut off the valve in time,
the city's water supply will be contaminated.
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182. Piece of cake.
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183. While fighting a ferocious shark?
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184. Did you forget,
I can speak to animals?
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185. No, which is why I devised a mechanical
shark who only listens to my commands.
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186. Get him, Glen.
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187. Mas Y Menos.
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188. For you, I have created an amazing race
through the city.
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189. If you are able to push these two buttons
located across town from each other...
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190. then you will stop my device.
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191. - Okey-dokey.
- We got it.
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192. But you have to touch both buttons
at the same time.
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193. Which means you can't be touching.
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194. How can we be in two places at once?
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195. Speedy.
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196. Your challenge is to fend off
my indomitable incoming missiles.
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197. If you cannot,
the Bay Bridge will be annihilated.
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198. Uh-uh-uh. No arrows.
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199. Come on, kid. You can do it.
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200. That's my friend, Speedy.
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201. "I have devised the perfect
challenges for these second-rate Titans."
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202. I could have thought up better challenges.
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203. Yeah, a mechanical
shark has been done a thousand times.
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204. Maybe Aqualad found a way
around my mechanical shark.
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205. But there's no way
Bumblebee's gonna stop the train in time.
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206. What is she doing?
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207. Next stop, 1st Street.
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208. She stopped the timer.
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209. Guess you
didn't think about that, Control Freak.
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210. We could build a slingshot.
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211. We'll get a thousand clothespins
and string them together.
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212. I've got it.
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213. The Titans East are clever, no?
That is how they captured moi.
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214. "He used
himself as an arrow. Unbelievable."
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215. You never said
he could use himself as an arrow.
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216. Hey, don't be a Titans-East hater.
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217. Titans East are cool.
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218. Bumblebee and Aqualad forever.
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219. You guys were so cool.
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220. I mean, I didn't think you could pull it off,
but you did.
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221. I can't believe the bad guy
zapped himself in front of us.
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222. Uh-oh.
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223. Your Ultimate Challenge
has been canceled.
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224. All right, Titans East.
Now that I know what you're capable of...
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225. I'm gonna make things
even harder for you. I'll be back.
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226. I got reports of missiles, explosive devises,
and a...
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227. mechanical shark?
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228. Don't worry, Sparky.
We've got everything under control.
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229. Great, I knew you could handle it.
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230. It looks like we're gonna be gone
for a while. You mind staying longer?
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231. No, this place
is beginning to feel like home.
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