1. Titans, now.
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2. Moo-yeah!
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3. Oh! Oh! Whoa!
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4. It's getting away.
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5. Cyborg.
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6. Is that all you got?
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7. Whoa! Whoa!
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8. Cyborg, we're closing in. Hang on.
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9. That's what I'm trying to do.
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10. How come I'm the only one
who actually has to run?
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11. Time to see what you got
under the hood.
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12. Whoa!
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13. Cyborg, where did it go?
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14. I don't know. It just disappeared.
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15. This is the third time this week
it's gotten away.
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16. Well, at least there's some good news.
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17. You finally decided
to let me drive the T-Car?
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18. No. I found a new place
for breakfast.
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19. "Mega Meaty Meat"?
I've never heard of this place before.
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20. Sounds healthy.
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21. Come on, guys. What better way
to end an all-night stakeout...
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22. than with a nice juicy steak?
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23. Hello?
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24. Does the word "I'm a vegetarian"
mean anything to you?
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25. There is no way you could get me
inside a place like that.
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26. Besides, we should get back to the tower
and start tracking that ship.
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27. Meat-tastic.
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28. I think I'm in love.
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29. Isn't she amazing?
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30. You are aware this she
you feel affection for...
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31. is merely a land vehicle?
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32. This is no ordinary land vehicle, Starfire.
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33. You're looking at the Tidwell 3000.
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34. The sweetest moped ever built.
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35. You know, if I had one of these babies...
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36. Hey, why don't I have
one of these babies?
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37. We've got to figure out
why these things keep attacking farms.
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38. Robin, you know how sometimes in a chase
it's hard for me to keep up?
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39. Honestly, I've never really noticed.
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40. Well, I found the solution.
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41. You've seen the T-Car and the T-Ship.
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42. And we all think the R-Cycle
and your new glider-thingy are way cool.
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43. But now it's time to introduce
the newest Titan vehicle.
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44. Ladies and gentlemen, dudes and dudettes,
I give you the B-Ped.
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45. Beast Boy, you don't need a moped.
You can fly.
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46. Yeah, but my arms get tired.
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47. Okay, then. Me and Cyborg
will just have to build one.
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48. Come on, Cyborg. I'll even let you
design the rocket launcher.
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49. Sorry, B.B. Gotta fix up the Cy-Cow.
We might need to go back undercover.
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50. I'm telling you, it's a conspiracy.
Robin says no. Cyborg says no.
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51. How am I supposed to get a moped
if everyone keeps shutting me down?
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52. Well, you could always
just get a job and buy one.
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53. Oh.
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54. So let me get this straight.
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55. All I have to do is play video games
all day long and you'll pay me?
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56. - With money?
That's correct.
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57. We need regular kids like you...
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58. to beta test our ultra-experimental
GameStation Turbo Extreme.
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59. - It's so shiny.
Yes, it is very shiny.
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60. But remember, this is our only prototype.
So please be careful.
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61. No problem.
I deal with high-tech stuff all the time.
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62. "Help wanted." Sweet.
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63. Oh, not sweet.
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64. Are you tired of vacuums
that just don't do the job?
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65. Well, look no further, sir or madam.
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66. The Hose-A-Tron X-9 and its
state-of-the-art cyclotronic action...
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67. is guaranteed to make
the housework a breeze.
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68. With one flip of the switch...
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69. see how easily it cleans up
this bag of dirt I got from your yard.
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70. Seriously, not sweet.
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71. I want a monkey.
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72. Right. Monkey. I can do that.
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73. That's not a monkey. You stink.
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74. Wait. Monkey. Look.
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75. It's meat-tastic.
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76. Okay, bad idea.
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77. Hey there, Jimmy.
I see you found our sign.
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78. Do you like meat?
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79. It's Beast Boy, actually.
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80. And I'm a vegetarian
so I really shouldn't be here.
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81. That's super, Ricky.
Say, do you like mopeds?
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82. Because we're giving away
one of these spiffy land vehicles...
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83. to our employee person of the month.
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84. When can I start?
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85. Welcome to Mega Meaty Meat, Lenny.
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86. No, it's Jimmy. I mean Beast Boy.
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87. Maybe I could just have a name tag?
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88. You can call me Bob.
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89. Okay.
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90. I like you, Danny.
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91. I'll be in the back.
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92. There's one place
I definitely won't be going.
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93. Hey, wait, aren't you supposed to train me
or something? Hello? Bob?
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94. Can I take your order?
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95. Give me the Number 1.
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96. Right. Number 1. Coming up.
Any minute now.
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97. Uh, does this look like
a Number 1 to you?
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98. Oh.
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99. Everything is going according to plan,
supreme creator.
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100. And the humans?
- They suspect nothing.
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101. Let's see. I'll have eight Number 3s,
five Number 2s, two Number 1 s...
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102. and a diet soda.
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103. Actually, we don't have soda. Only meat.
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104. Okay, then make it a cup of meat juice.
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105. Please, specifically what variety of meat
is it that you serve?
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106. Um, Bob says that's a trade secret.
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107. Are you the only one who works here?
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108. Bob says that's a trade secret too.
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109. - So where is this Bob, anyway?
- In the back.
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110. Yeah. I'm glad you found a way
to make some extra money, Beast Boy...
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111. but don't you think
this place seems a little weird?
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112. Dude, they have fries made out of meat.
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113. Yes, this place is weird. And I hate it.
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114. But I'm not leaving till I earn that moped.
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115. Okay, I can't eat until that thing
stops looking at me.
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116. It's meat-tastic.
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117. Mmm. This really is meat-tastic.
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118. Trouble. The UFO is back.
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119. Let's go.
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120. - Won't you get fired?
- It's cool, B.B. We'll handle it.
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121. Okay, Titans, just like we planned. Go.
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122. Okay. Whatever you are,
come out with your hands or tentacles up.
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123. So we're being invaded by cows?
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124. Use caution, please.
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125. The cow people of Garline Prime
are most formidable.
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126. No, this is just a plain old Earth cow.
And it's not the pilot.
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127. It's the power supply.
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128. But if the cow's not controlling the ship,
who is?
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129. I guess we're gonna find out
the hard way.
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130. Okay, that's three Number 1 s
and a Number 2.
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131. No, you said you wanted a Number 3.
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132. Could I please have some nuggets?
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133. For the last time, we don't have nuggets.
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134. Bob, any chance
you wanna help me out here?
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135. - That's great, Billy. I'll be in the back.
- Uh...
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136. But... No!
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137. You'll have to wait your turn.
I'm going as fast as I can.
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138. Bob? Oh, we need some eat-may
for the ustomer-cays.
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139. Hello? Anyone?
I have a little problem out here.
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140. I want my meaty meat.
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141. Um, I'll be in the back.
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142. Uh...
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143. It's for the moped. It's for the moped.
It's for the moped. It's for the moped.
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144. Huh?
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145. Hey, this isn't a restaurant. It's a... It's a...
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146. What is this place?
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147. It is the mothership,
green human worker.
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148. So this is where all the UFOs
are coming from.
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149. Why are you here?
And what are you doing to all these cows?
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150. In exchange for providing us
power for our technology...
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151. we have replaced them in your food chain
with a nutritious meet-free substitute.
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152. Wait, you mean Meaty Meat
is actually tofu?
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153. Not tofu, noofu.
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154. Tofu comes from your planet's soy beans.
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155. Noofu comes from me.
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156. I am The Source.
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157. Okay, gross.
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158. No, Tommy, it's delicious.
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159. And you really shouldn't be in the back.
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160. Bob? Oh, man, I'm so gonna get fired.
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161. No matter. There are plenty more
where he came from.
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162. Hey, nice shot there, Randy.
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163. So let me get this straight.
You've come from outer space...
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164. to steal our cows
and replace them with noofu?
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165. Yes, green human.
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166. And when we leave,
we will blow up your planet.
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167. What? Why?
What have we ever done to you?
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168. It is our way.
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169. We are noofu.
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170. Say goodbye, Tammy.
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171. Dude, that's a girl name.
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172. You won't get away with this.
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173. Oh, but we will.
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174. My collector ships
are dealing with your friends.
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175. Your magnificent cows are mine.
This ship is fueled.
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176. And once we leave orbit...
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177. Kaboom.
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178. Hey.
Whoa!
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179. Hey!
Look out.
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180. What are you doing?
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181. I'm guessing your ship
won't leave without you.
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182. Yee-haw!
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183. This is so cool.
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184. Foolish human.
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185. I've created enough noofu
for an army of the Bobs.
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186. You will never get away.
Your city is doomed.
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187. Your planet is doomed.
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188. Hi, Donny. Say, be a sport and hand over
our supreme creator, would you?
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189. All we want is The Source, Andy.
And your cows.
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190. Not gonna happen.
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191. Insolent human,
your futile charge will end in defeat.
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192. Oh, yeah? You forget we're riding
on a Tidwell 3000.
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193. And it has turbo.
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194. You will suffer for your impudence,
green human. I am The Source.
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195. Feared across three galaxies,
destroyer of...
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196. Okay. Think, Beast Boy, think.
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197. Oh!
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198. I've got questions
and you better give me answers.
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199. How do I free the cows, stop the Bobs,
and shut down the destruct-o-tron?
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200. Foolish green human, I will never tell.
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201. And when my ship
fails to launch as planned...
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202. it will detonate automatically.
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203. Submit to my greatness
and I might just spare your pathetic...
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204. Uh, what is this?
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205. - Lunch.
- Aah!
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206. And I just happen to be in the mood
for a nutritious meat-free substitute.
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207. Really?
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208. You... You're just trying to scare me.
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209. Am I? Say hello to my good friend
barbecue sauce.
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210. Stop.
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211. The secret is water.
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212. Noofu reverts to its normal state
in the presence of water.
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213. Please, don't eat me.
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214. That's more like it. Now, let's talk cows.
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215. Well, hey there, Benji.
Ready to face utter destruction?
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216. No, are you?
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217. Ooh, that sure is wet.
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218. You know something, Bob?
You're a lousy manager.
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219. All right, B-Ped, time to save the Earth.
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220. Uh...
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221. Maybe this can wait.
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222. Okay, you can do this.
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223. Although there are
a few more cows to save.
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224. Okay, piece of cake, Beast Boy.
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225. You deal with high-tech stuff all the time.
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226. Huh?
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227. Can this day get any weirder?
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228. I'd say it just did.
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229. That's a whole lot of cows.
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230. Time to eat.
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231. Beast Boy, what's going on?
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232. Dude, so it turns out that meaty meat
is really space tofu...
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233. that came here to steal cows
and destroy Earth.
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234. But I kidnapped the leader,
turned all Bobs back to goo...
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235. and shut down the destruct-o-tron
before the world could explode.
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236. And I did it all
thanks to my awesome new moped.
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237. So, what happened to the alien leader?
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238. Oh, he's in the fridge.
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239. What?
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