1. How did I? Hey, I'm hungry.
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2. - Me too.
- Me three.
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3. - Make it four.
- But who is going to feed us?
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4. Hello, sweeties.
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5. Now that we've all had a nice
nappy-wappy...
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6. what would my hungry little ones
like to eat?
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7. - Pie.
- Pie.
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8. - Pie.
- Pie.
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9. Pie!
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10. Thank you, Mother Mae-Eye.
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11. You're ever so welcome, my children.
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12. And remember, Mother loves you.
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13. Oh, this drab and dreary tower
will never do.
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14. My little ones must be surrounded
by sugar and spice...
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15. and everything nice.
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16. Shoes? On the floor?
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17. Oh, dear. Where would these children be
without their mother?
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18. Uh-uh-uh.
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19. Mother's little Beast Boy
is too young to tie his own shoesies.
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20. Thank you, Mother Mae-Eye.
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21. They're "pie-licious. "
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22. Of course they are.
Mother bakes them with love.
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23. Now, children, eat as much as you like,
but we mustn't be messy.
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24. Cyborg needs his bibby-wibby.
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25. And little Raven has crumblies
all over her face.
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26. - Thanks, Mother Mae-Eye.
- Thanks, Mother Mae-Eye.
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27. Oh, Robin, you poor dear.
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28. You'll never tame that unruly hair
without help from Mother.
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29. I love you, Mother Mae-Eye.
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30. No squirming now, dear.
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31. Mother must get out
all your nasty nose boogies.
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32. Please. This is not normal.
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33. I have long been capable
of removing my own boogers.
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34. Nonsense, sweetie.
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35. Mother has always been here to take care
of little Starfire's nosey-wosey.
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36. And eat more pie.
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37. Thank you, Mother.
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38. Sweet Marlene,
what in the world is that?
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39. Trouble.
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40. And just where do my sweeties
think they're going?
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41. On a mission.
We have to protect the city.
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42. Goodness, no. Too dangerous.
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43. Mother does not approve.
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44. Besides, you don't really
want to leave me, do you?
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45. But no one's ever stopped us
from going on missions before.
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46. - Yeah.
- We've saved the city hundreds of times.
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47. - And you never... You were never...
- Who wants pie?
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48. No. Our mission.
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49. Oh, very well.
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50. You can all go outside and play,
but only once Mother says you're ready.
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51. Now, let's see. We'll need a wooly
sweater in case Twinkle Star gets chilly.
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52. A cute bunny suit-y so Beasty-Boo doesn't
have to change into all those ugly animals.
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53. And a pretty, pretty dressy-poo
for Mother's little Ray-Ray.
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54. Just because you're evil on the inside...
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55. doesn't mean you can't look pretty
on the outside.
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56. I'm already dressed for if it rains, Mother.
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57. Yes, dear, but did you remember
to clean your room?
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58. Clean...
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59. The signal sounded 15 minutes ago.
We need to get moving.
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60. What we need to do, young man,
is get rid of all these dangerous toys.
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61. It's all fun and games
until someone puts an eye out.
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62. There now. Is everyone ready?
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63. Yes, Mother.
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64. Whee!
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65. - Ah!
Ugly. Tacky.
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66. Be honest. Does this make me look
more grown up?
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67. Uh-huh.
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68. Man, I love crashing the mall.
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69. I can see why.
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70. Sir, yes, sir! Private H.I.V.E.'s
new motorcycle was originally half off...
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71. but with my five-finger discount,
it is free.
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72. And it looks like the scuz-sniffing Titans
aren't even gonna try to stop us.
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73. No way.
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74. - Nice ears.
- Love the hair.
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75. Who dressed you guys, your mother?
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76. Play nice, dears.
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77. Mother will be back to pick you up
in 20 minutes.
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78. Titans, go!
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79. H.I.V.E. Five, eat them alive!
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80. Good thing you wore your raincoat.
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81. Too tight.
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82. - Can't transform.
But I can.
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83. Ah! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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84. You're out of style, and out of luck.
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85. Oh!
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86. You are not the only one
with powerful eyes.
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87. Yeah, but I bet I'm the only one
with see-through vision.
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88. Huh?
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89. Huh?
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90. Looks like that belt's only good
for one thing.
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91. You think they'd let us call time out?
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92. These children deserve more
than a time out.
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93. They need a good, sound spanking!
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94. Run.
She took my shield.
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95. She's crazy.
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96. Oh, dear, did Twinkle Star get a boo-boo
on her noggin?
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97. Don't cry, sweetie. Mother's here.
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98. Mother will always be here.
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99. Mother's little Twinkle Star
is awfully quiet back there.
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100. Is everything hunky-dory?
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101. Yes, Mother. I am just pouty-wouty
because we were not victorious in battle.
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102. Mother told you going out to play
was dangerous, little ones...
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103. and look what happened.
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104. Those nasty children
were meanie-poops...
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105. and Mother had to come
and save her babies.
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106. Yeah, we won't ever go on one
of those stupid ol' missions again.
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107. You won't have to, sweetie.
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108. From now on, you'll all stay home
with Mother. Forever.
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109. Now, who wants more pie?
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110. We love you, Mother Mae-Eye.
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111. I know, sweeties.
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112. Mother loves you too.
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113. Five o'clock, little ones,
time for beddy-bye.
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114. - Good night, Beasty-Boo.
- Good night, Mother.
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115. - Good night, Ray-Ray.
- Good night, Mother.
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116. - Good night, Borgy-Bear.
- Good night, Mother.
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117. - Good night, Robbie-Wobbie.
- Good night, Mother.
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118. Good night, Twinkle Star.
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119. Good night, Mother.
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120. Friends, awaken. Alarm.
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121. Mother Mae-Eye is not truly our mother
but an evil witch who has tricked us...
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122. and invaded our home,
forbidden our missions, stolen our boogers...
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123. and keeps us under her spell with frequent
and plentiful helpings of enchanted pie.
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124. So, what now?
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125. I think she's saying she wants more pie.
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126. I am saying that Mother Mae-Eye
does not belong here.
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127. Of course she does, Starfire.
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128. Mother's always been here.
She takes care of us.
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129. And Mother loves us, and we love her.
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130. Just look at them, so snuggly and warm.
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131. And they really do love me.
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132. Love, love, love. I love love.
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133. Love keeps children close,
and love keeps Mother strong.
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134. And now that they couldn't possibly
love me more...
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135. I can extract all their sweet,
nourishing affection...
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136. by baking them with love.
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137. My friends are not pie!
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138. Ah!
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139. Starfire, stop!
- Why are you hurting Mother?
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140. Look at her. Can you not see?
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141. She is not our mother.
She is a horrible, mean...
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142. Ah!
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143. Bad, bad, Twinkle Star.
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144. Mother's naughty girlie
stayed up past her bedtime.
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145. - And Mother must punish.
- Mother, wait. She didn't mean to...
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146. Nighty-night.
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147. Well, well, well.
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148. Looks like Little Miss Cranky Pants
hasn't been eating enough pie.
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149. You...
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150. Zorb-morking klorbag!
Your evil plans shall fail.
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151. What evil plans, sweetie?
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152. Everything Mother does,
she does out of love.
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153. Yes, Mother. I love you too.
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154. That's my good little Twinkle Star.
Now you can have all the pie you like.
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155. Blah.
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156. Never have I been so thankful
to have nine stomachs.
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157. Mother, I'm too toasty.
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158. And I want a glass of water.
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159. Not now, children.
Mother's busy making things pretty.
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160. Besides...
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161. it'll all be over very soon.
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162. - Come back! Mother!
- Please.
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163. You broke Mother's cookies.
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164. Ooh.
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165. Please, friends, you must believe me.
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166. A bump on the cranium has allowed me
to see Mother for what she really...
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167. You're gonna get in trouble.
You're gonna get in trouble.
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168. You're gonna get in trouble.
You're gonna get in trouble.
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169. You're gonna get in trouble.
You're gonna get in trouble.
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170. - You're gonna get in trouble.
- Forgive me.
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171. You're gonna get in trouble.
You're gonna get in...
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172. What did you do that...?
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173. Why am I in a giant pie?
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174. - Why am I in a bunny suit?
- Why am I in a dress?
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175. Who's been redecorating my tower?
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176. Perhaps I could explain later.
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177. Titans, go!
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178. Dude, if there's candy everywhere,
how come our house smells like old lady?
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179. I still don't get
how we got into this mess.
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180. I remember seeing Mother
for the first time...
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181. right after Cyborg brought home a pie.
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182. Where did you get the pie?
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183. Um...
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184. I was walking past a dark alley at night...
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185. and there was this weird old gypsy
who says:
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186. Mystical items at reasonable prices.
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187. So I'm like, " Cool, what should
I get? Brain in a jar? Monkey's paw?
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188. Ooh, pie. "
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189. Seemed like a good idea at that time.
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190. All right, Titans. We know how
Mother Mae-Eye got into our lives.
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191. Now we need to think of a way
to get her out.
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192. I'm afraid there is no way out, sweetie.
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193. Mother will always be here
to take care of you...
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194. whether you like it or not!
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195. Titans, move!
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196. You ungrateful little monsters.
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197. I treated you like my own children
and this is how you repay me?
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198. I cooked, I cleaned,
I slaved over a hot stove.
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199. I tied your shoes,
and wiped your filthy faces.
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200. I took care of you,
and I did it all because of love.
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201. I love you, children, and I'm gonna make
you love me, no matter how much it hurts.
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202. - Let us go, you crazy...
- Sorry, dear.
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203. You didn't say "Mother Mae-Eye. "
Now open wide.
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204. Lady, you are not my mother.
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205. Oh, my eyes!
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206. That's it. You're all grounded.
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207. I never knew I could feel
this much hatred for a pastry.
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208. Pie, pie, pie! I hope I never see
another pie as long as I live.
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209. Actually, I could use a little pie
right now.
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210. Robin?
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211. If pie is what got her into the tower,
then pie is how we're going to get her out.
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212. Oh, children?
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213. Come out, come out,
wherever you are. Huh?
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214. We're so sorry we made you angry,
Mother.
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215. We don't know what came over us.
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216. But then we found
some of your delicious pies.
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217. And now we feel all better.
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218. We love you, Mother Mae-Eye.
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219. Please, may I have the hug?
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220. Of course, sweetie.
Mother always has a hug for her little...
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221. Now!
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222. Ah!
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223. Nobody loves me!
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224. - So she's trapped in the pie?
- Yeah, sure. Why not?
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225. And what are we to do
with this evil confection?
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226. We could eat it.
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227. I'm just kidding.
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228. - Mostly.
- I have a better idea.
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229. All right,
what sort of pit-munching scuzwad...
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230. is dumb enough to prank
the H.I.V.E. Five?
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231. Cool. Free pie.
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232. Mm-mm.
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233. Eat as much as you like, sweeties.
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234. There's plenty more
where that came from.
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235. And remember, Mother loves you.
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