1. The burgers are cheesed,
the dogs are hot,
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2. and the fireworks
are about to begin.
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3. Man, I love the Fourth of July!
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4. Please, this is a celebration
of the month July,
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5. or of the number 4?
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6. Neither.
It's Independence Day,
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7. sort of like
America's birthday.
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8. Oh, should we then bake
the America a cake?
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9. No cake and no tea!
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10. See, it all started
back in 1492
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11. with this tea party in Boston.
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12. King George...
Or maybe it was King Norm.
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13. Anyway, the British were trying
to make the colonists drink
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14. all this tea,
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15. but they were like,
"dude! No way!"
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16. We're sick of nasty old tea
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17. "and your crummy
English muffins. '"
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18. so they decided,
"revolution!"
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19. Where'd you learn history?
A cereal box?
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20. What's your point?
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21. Okay, the fireworks should be
starting in five...
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22. Four...
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23. Three...
Two...
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24. Hello, my duckies!
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25. Mad Mod!
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26. So sorry to interrupt,
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27. but your revolution
will not be televised.
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28. Matter of fact,
it's been outright canceled,
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29. as in it never happened!
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30. Don't look!
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31. You American colonies
have been rebellious long enough.
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32. I'm reclaiming this city
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33. in the name
of jolly old England,
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34. and you lot had best bow down
before your new ruler
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35. King Moddy the First!
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36. That would be me.
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37. Teen Titans!
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38. The American Revolution was a hoax.
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39. The Declaration of Independence
is a tissue of lies.
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40. There is no George Washington,
and there never was.
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41. And from now on,
they're not cookies.
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42. They're called biscuits.
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43. Say it with me.
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44. Biscuits.
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45. There now.
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46. We'll have you unruly Yanks
acting like proper Brits
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47. in time for tea.
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48. Class dismissed, mod.
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49. Your twisted history lesson
is over.
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50. Oh, is it now,
my little snot?
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51. Aren't you getting
a little old for this?
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52. On the contrary, laddie.
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53. I'm feeling younger by the tick.
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54. Robin!
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55. Ha! That'll put the peas
back in your porridge!
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56. You will change him back!
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57. Sorry, love,
but like I've always said,
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58. youth is wasted on the young.
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59. Ta-Ra, Titans!
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60. Crud.
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61. Oh, where has he gone
with our friend?
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62. Maybe the same place
he went with our city.
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63. Oh, look, dearie,
kippers!
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64. Nine for 12 P.
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65. No! They smell like fish!
I hate fish!
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66. Spittin' spot, Nigel!
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67. The vicar's got
a stopped-up chimney!
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68. Read all 'bout it!
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69. King Moddy teaches
Titans a lesson!
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70. Hey, we've been
union jacked!
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71. Hit 'em hard,
hit 'em fast,
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72. and whatever you do,
don't look at the...
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73. Hypnoscreens.
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74. Quick, make him laugh.
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75. Um...
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76. Oh!
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77. Smashing, love!
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78. Jolly good laugh!
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79. Oh, dear! I'm a Tommy!
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80. A limey!
A Brit!
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81. Yo, Brit boy!
We could use a hand!
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82. Right, then!
Have at you!
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83. Oh, boy.
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84. They are...
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85. Quite durable.
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86. British engineering, love.
Finest in the world.
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87. Can you please stop talking
like that?
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88. You're just jealous
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89. because I sound
like a rock star.
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90. Stand your ground!
We can take 'em!
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91. But we can't take all of them.
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92. Run away!
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93. Phew.
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94. Jolly good thing those squaddies
didn't fancy a swim.
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95. Dude! Why'd you...
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96. Sweet!
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97. I'm American!
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98. You're welcome.
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99. Hey!
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100. We need a plan.
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101. We have to stop Mad Mod,
save Robin,
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102. and take back the city.
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103. I know they're tough,
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104. but we gotta tackle
these tin toys head on.
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105. Full frontal assault!
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106. No!
We must find Robin!
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107. Once Robin's youth is restored,
he will lead us to victory.
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108. You're both wrong.
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109. Mad Mod's behind all this,
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110. so we have to sneak
into his control room
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111. and take him down first.
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112. No way!
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113. What we need to do
is go underground,
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114. organize a resistance movement,
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115. starting
with a trained gerbil army.
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116. Enough!
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117. Arguing solves nothing.
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118. We need to pick a plan
and stick with it.
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119. It may not look like it,
but this is still America,
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120. so I say we vote.
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121. Who's for full frontal assault?
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122. Find Robin.
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123. Sneak attack.
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124. Gerbil commandos.
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125. Actually,
training gerbils takes forever.
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126. I vote for Starfire.
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127. It's your plan.
Lead the way.
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128. Got a lock on Robin's locator
dead ahead.
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129. Robin?
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130. Robin!
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131. Huh?
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132. I'm afraid not, pet.
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133. Jolly ol' Robby's here with me,
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134. sound as a pound.
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135. But it look
like you lot
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136. have wandered into a trap!
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137. I do not believe my plan
is going to work!
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138. Fire!
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139. Fire!
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140. Who votes for
a full frontal assault?
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141. Don't just stand there.
Keep blasting!
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142. U.S.A.!
U.S.A.!
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143. U.S...
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144. Huh?
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145. Quite a show, eh?
Quite a show!
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146. Oh, yes.
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147. Jolly old Robbie does love
to watch the telly, don't he?
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148. Well, in that case,
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149. how's about a little preview
of coming attractions?
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150. King Moddy's royal army
is gonna run roughshod
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151. over your gormy little friends.
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152. Pity there's nothing you can do
about it, eh?
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153. Keep fighting!
We're gonna win!
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154. You sure about that?
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155. Okay,
so much for my plan.
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156. Run away!
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157. Off you go!
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158. You lot couldn't beat
the Brits in 1776,
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159. and you can't beat us now!
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160. The sky looks like
a giant British flag.
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161. The whole city's gone haywire!
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162. Dude, tell me about it.
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163. Bangers and mash,
bubble and squeak,
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164. toad in the hole?
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165. Don't British people
speak English?
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166. Well, that's two plans down.
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167. And two to go.
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168. Okay, first, we're gonna need
a cargo plane
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169. full of shaving cream.
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170. Then... mmph!
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171. May I still do the vote
for Raven's sneaky attack?
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172. All right, listen carefully.
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173. This is what
we're gonna do. So...
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174. Good.
Now we just have to...
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175. And here we are again!
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176. You know,
there's an old British saying,
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177. my duckies.
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178. "Those who don't learn
from history are doomed
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179. to repeat it."
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180. And you lot are as doomed
as doomed can be!
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181. There, there, old man.
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182. At least
we still have each other.
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183. City hall.
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184. We should be able to hide here
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185. till Mad Mod's tanks come
to tear it down.
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186. Whoa, that was
actually more depressing
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187. than what I was going to say.
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188. Do not despair.
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189. We will rescue Robin and save
the city and stop the Mad Mod!
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190. Somehow.
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191. Well, let's face it.
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192. My gerbil commando plan is
just lame.
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193. It's not any worse
than my plan.
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194. Or mine.
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195. Or mine.
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196. Now I know
how George Washington felt
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197. when Napoleon beat him
at Pearl Harbor.
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198. Well, he's right
about one thing.
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199. This is hopeless.
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200. We tried everything
we could think of.
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201. Nothing worked.
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202. But why not?
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203. We're dealing with
a scrawny little stick man
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204. with a tricked-out cane!
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205. Why can't we bring him down?
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206. Because the Mad Mod was right.
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207. The American Revolution
really was a hoax?
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208. No.
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209. He said those
who do not learn from history
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210. are doomed to repeat it.
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211. We have failed to learn
from the history
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212. Mad Mod is attempting
to rewrite.
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213. Your democracy is not merely
about voting.
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214. It is about compromise.
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215. Out of many different people,
you make one country.
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216. Out of many flawed ideas,
you create one that works.
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217. We don't need
four different plans.
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218. We just need one.
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219. That's right,
me duckies.
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220. You love king Moddy.
You love being Brits.
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221. Silly old America's
a thing of the past.
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222. I bet you'd like this,
wouldn't you, old chum?
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223. Well, what's stopping you?
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224. Go ahead and...
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225. Whoa!
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226. Oi! Who told you lot to stop?
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227. Keep marching!
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228. My British subjects
are in the middle of adoring me.
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229. Man, I bet even real British
people don't like you.
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230. A frontal assault?
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231. Haven't you sprogs tried
that already?
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232. Right!
Destroy them!
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233. Huh?
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234. Jolly good, boys.
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235. Show these Yanks
who's king around here.
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236. Fire!
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237. What a surprise,
my duckies.
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238. Your little plan didn't work!
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239. Say, where's the green one?
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240. Run away, has he?
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241. The green one is our plan!
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242. Beast Boy, go!
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243. Stop!
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244. Ah, you kidder!
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245. Oh, that tickles!
Oh!
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246. Oh, stop it!
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247. Fire!
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248. Ha!
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249. Now, now, old bean,
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250. let's not do anything hasty.
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251. No!
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252. Ugh...
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253. Uh...
Uh...
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254. Hello, gov'nor.
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255. Just like old times,
huh?
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256. Robin!
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257. You are unwrinkled!
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258. What took you guys so long?
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259. We just needed a little time
to brush up on our history.
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260. Uh, Robin...
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261. Huh?
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262. Where did he...
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263. Okay, really not something
I needed to see.
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