1. Happy Fourth of July.
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2. Oh, yeah.
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3. Whoo!
Whoo-hoo!
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4. The burgers are cheesed,
the dogs are hot,
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5. and the fireworks
are about to begin.
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6. Man, I love the Fourth of July!
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7. Please. This is a celebration
of the month July,
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8. or of the number four?
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9. Neither.
It's Independence Day.
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10. Sort of like
America's birthday.
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11. Oh. Should we then bake
the America a cake?
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12. No cake and no tea.
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13. See, it all started back in 1492
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14. with this tea party in Boston.
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15. King George.
Or maybe it was King Norm.
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16. Anyway, the British were
trying to make the colonists
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17. drink all this tea,
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18. but they were like,
"Dude, no way.
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19. "We're sick of nasty old tea
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20. and your crummy
English muffins. "
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21. So they decided,
"Revolution!"
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22. Where did you learn history?
A cereal box?
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23. What's your point?
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24. Okay. The fireworks should be
starting in five,
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25. four, three, two...
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26. Hello, my duckies.
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27. Mad Mod.
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28. So sorry to interrupt,
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29. but your revolution
will not be televised.
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30. Matter of fact, it's been
outright canceled,
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31. as in, it never happened.
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32. Don't look.
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33. You American colonies have been rebellious long enough.
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34. I'm reclaiming this city
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35. in the name
of jolly old England,
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36. and you lot had best bow down
before your new ruler,
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37. King Moddy I.
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38. Ha-ha-ha!
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39. Ah-ha-ha-ha!
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40. That would be me.
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41. Teen Titans!
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42. The American Revolution was a hoax.
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43. The Declaration of Independence
is a tissue of lies.
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44. There is no George Washington,
and there never was.
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45. And from now on,
they're not cookies.
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46. They're called biscuits.
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47. Say it with me.
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48. Bis-cuits.
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49. There now.
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50. We'll have you unruly Yanks
acting like proper Brits
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51. in time for tea.
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52. Class dismissed,
Mod.
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53. Your twisted history lesson
is over.
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54. Oh, is it now,
my little snot?
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55. Aren't you getting
a little old for this?
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56. On the contrary, laddie.
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57. I'm feeling younger
by the tick.
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58. Robin!
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59. Ha. Now, that'll put the peas
back in your porridge.
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60. You will change him back.
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61. Sorry, love, but like
I've always said,
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62. youth is wasted
on the young.
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63. Ta-ra, Titans.
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64. Crud.
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65. Oh. Where has he gone
with our friend?
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66. Maybe the same place
he went with our city.
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67. Oh, look, dearie,
kippers.
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68. Nine for 12p.
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69. No. They smell
like fish.
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70. I hate fish.
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71. Spitty spot, Nigel.
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72. The vicar's got
a stopped-up chimney.
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73. Read all about it!
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74. King Moddy teaches
Titans a lesson!
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75. Hey, we've been
union jacked.
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76. Hit 'em hard,
hit 'em fast,
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77. and whatever you do,
don't look at the...
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78. hypno-screens.
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79. Quick, make
him laugh.
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80. Um...
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81. Oh.
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82. Smashing, love.
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83. Jolly good
laugh.
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84. No!
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85. Oh, dear. I'm a tommy.
A limey. A Brit.
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86. Yo, Brit boy.
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87. We could use a hand.
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88. Right, then.
Have at you.
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89. Oh, boy.
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90. Hah!
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91. Hah!
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92. They are quite
durable.
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93. British engineering, love.
Finest in the world.
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94. Can you please stop
talking like that?
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95. You're just jealous
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96. because I sound like
a rock star.
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97. Stand your ground.
We can take 'em.
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98. Oh, we can't take all of them.
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99. Run away!
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100. Phew.
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101. Jolly good thing those squaddies
didn't fancy a swim.
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102. Dude, why'd you...
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103. Ha-ha. Sweet.
I'm American.
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104. You're welcome.
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105. Hey.
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106. We need a plan.
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107. We have to stop Mad Mod,
save Robin,
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108. and take back the city.
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109. I know they're tough,
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110. but we gotta tackle
these tin toys head-on.
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111. Full frontal assault.
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112. No. We must
find Robin.
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113. Once Robin's youth
is restored,
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114. he will lead us
to victory.
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115. You're both wrong.
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116. Mad Mod's behind
all this,
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117. so we have to sneak
into his control room
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118. and take him down first.
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119. No way.
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120. What we need to do
is go underground,
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121. organize a resistance
movement,
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122. starting with a trained
gerbil army.
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123. Dah!
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124. Enough.
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125. Arguing solves nothing.
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126. We need to pick a plan
and stick with it.
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127. It may not look it, but this is still America,
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128. so I say we vote.
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129. Who's for full frontal assault?
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130. Find Robin.
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131. Sneak attack.
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132. Gerbil commandos.
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133. Actually, training
gerbils takes forever.
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134. I vote for Starfire.
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135. It's your plan.
Lead the way.
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136. Got a lock on Robin's locator.
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137. Dead ahead.
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138. Robin? Aah!
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139. Robin.
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140. Huh?
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141. I'm afraid not, pet.
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142. Jolly old Robbie's
here with me,
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143. sound as a pound.
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144. But it looks like you lot
have wandered into a trap.
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145. I do not believe my plan
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146. is going to work.
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147. Fire!
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148. Fire!
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149. Who votes for a full
frontal assault?
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150. Don't just stand there.
Keep blasting.
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151. Ha-ha-ha.
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152. U.S.A.!
U.S.A.!
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153. U.S... Huh?
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154. Ugh.
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155. Ugh!
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156. Quite a show, eh?
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157. Quite a show.
Oh, yes.
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158. Jolly old Robbie
does love
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159. to watch the telly,
don't he?
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160. Well, in that case,
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161. how's about a little preview
of coming attractions?
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162. King Moddy's royal army
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163. is gonna run roughshod
over your gormy little friends.
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164. Pity there's nothing
you can do about it, eh?
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165. Keep fighting.
We're gonna win.
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166. You sure
about that?
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167. Okay. So much
for my plan.
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168. Run away!
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169. Off you go.
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170. You lot couldn't beat
the Brits in 1776,
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171. and you can't beat us now.
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172. The sky looks like
a giant British flag.
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173. The whole city's
gone haywire.
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174. Dude, tell me about it.
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175. Bangers and mash,
bubble and squeak,
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176. toad in the hole?
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177. Don't British people
speak English?
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178. Well, that's
two plans down.
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179. And two to go.
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180. Okay, first, we're gonna
need a cargo plane
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181. full of shaving cream.
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182. Then... Aagh...
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183. May I still do the vote
for Raven's sneaky attack?
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184. All right, listen carefully.
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185. This is what
we're gonna do.
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186. Good. Now, we just
have to...
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187. And here we are again.
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188. You know, there's an old British
saying, my duckies.
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189. "Those who don't learn
from history
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190. are doomed to repeat it. "
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191. And you lot are as doomed
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192. as doomed can be!
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193. There, there, old man.
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194. At least we still
have each other.
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195. City hall.
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196. We should be able to
hide here
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197. till Mad Mod's tanks come
to tear it down.
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198. Whoa. That was actually
more depressing
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199. than what I was gonna say.
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200. Do not despair.
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201. We will rescue Robin
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202. and save the city,
and stop the Mad Mod.
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203. Somehow.
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204. Well, let's face it.
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205. My gerbil commando plan
is just lame.
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206. It's not any worse
than my plan.
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207. Or mine.
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208. Now I know how
George Washington felt
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209. when Napoleon beat him
at Pearl Harbor.
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210. Well, he's right
about one thing.
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211. This is hopeless.
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212. We tried everything
we could think of.
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213. Nothing worked.
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214. But why not?
We're dealing with
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215. a scrawny little stick man
with a tricked-out cane.
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216. Why can't we bring him down?
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217. Because the Mad Mod
was right.
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218. The American Revolution
really was a hoax?
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219. No.
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220. He said "Those who do not
learn from history
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221. are doomed to repeat it. "
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222. We have failed to learn
from the history
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223. Mad Mod is attempting
to rewrite.
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224. Your democracy is not
merely about voting.
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225. It is about
compromise.
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226. Out of many different people,
you make one country.
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227. Out of many flawed ideas,
you create one that works.
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228. We don't need
four different plans.
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229. We just need one.
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230. That's right,
me duckies.
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231. You love King Moddy.
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232. You love being Brits.
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233. Silly old America's
a thing of the past!
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234. I bet you'd like this,
wouldn't you, old chum?
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235. Well, what's
stopping you?
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236. Go ahead and...
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237. Whoa!
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238. Hey. Who told
you lot to stop?
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239. Keep marching.
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240. My British subjects
are in the middle of adoring me.
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241. Man, I bet even real
British people don't like you.
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242. A frontal assault?
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243. Haven't you sprogs tried
that already? Ugh.
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244. Right. Destroy 'em!
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245. Huh! Huh! Huh!
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246. Jolly good, boys.
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247. Show these yanks
who's king around here.
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248. Huh! Huh!
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249. Fire!
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250. Eeeh!
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251. What a surprise,
my duckies.
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252. Your little plan
didn't work.
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253. Say...
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254. where's
the green one?
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255. Run away,
has he?
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256. The green one
is our plan.
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257. Beast Boy, go!
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258. Raagh. Stop!
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259. Ah-ha-ah!
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260. Ah! Oh, get out!
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261. Oh, that
tickles. Oh.
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262. Oh, stop it.
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263. Ah!
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264. Fire!
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265. Heh.
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266. Now, now, old bean.
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267. Let's not do
anything hasty.
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268. No!
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269. Ugh.
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270. Ah-ha.
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271. Hello, governor.
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272. Just like
old times, huh?
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273. Robin.
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274. You are unwrinkled.
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275. What took you guys
so long?
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276. We just needed a little time
to brush up on our history.
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277. Uh, Robin...
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278. Huh?
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279. Where did he...?
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280. Okay.
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281. Really not something
I needed to see.
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