Teen Titans 3x4

Lauren Tom as Gizmo (voice)

When Beast Boy mistakes Cyborg's system recharger for a video game, he accidentally infects it with a nasty computer virus. The virus quickly spreads to Cyborg himself causing the half-teen/half-machine to go haywire, and the only way to stop the virus is to shrink down to microscopic size and go on a fantastic voyage inside Cyborg. Does Amoeba Beast Boy have the brains to fix Cyborg's brains before a crazed Cyborg destroys the city?

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1. Come on, come on,

2. come on, come on, come on.

3. Ha! I'm a genius!

4. By simply turning off

5. all those useless security programs,

6. and connecting directly

7. to an underground server in eastern Zandia,

8. I, Beast Boy, have gotten my hands on an advanced copy

9. of the hottest video game ever,

10. Mega Monkeys 4!

11. And then...

12. Look out, monkeys, here I...

13. Huh?

14. Hmm. GameStation must not have enough horsepower,

15. but I bet the titan mainframe does.

16. Oh! Oh, man.

17. Isn't there a computer around here

18. that can play this thing?

19. Ha!

20. If Cyborg's computer can't handle this,

21. nobody's can.

22. Now where do I...

23. Ah, here we go.

24. Kind of a... tight fit!

25. Sweet!

26. Huh?

27. Not sweet!

28. No! No! No! No!

29. Better motor before...

30. Cyborg. What are you doing here?

31. It's my room.

32. What are you doing here?

33. I, um...

34. Practicing my nose whistle.

35. No!

36. You been messing with my computer?

37. Me? No.

38. Uh... that's your computer?

39. Then what's this?

40. My system recharger.

41. And speaking of, I could use a little juice.

42. Wait! I think your recharger might have a...

43. Virus!

44. Cyborg, come back!

45. What is going on?

46. Oh, I'll tell you what's going on.

47. This is the best peanut brittle I've ever tasted!

48. Uh, he's just excited.

49. I got an advanced copy of Mega Monkeys 4.

50. Ooh! Star!

51. Remember that purple wiggly Tamaranean pie thing

52. you made that was full of bugs?

53. My stewed gruntmak

54. which made you physically sick?

55. Yeah. You've got to cook up some of that.

56. Um... long story short,

57. I tried to play Mega Monkeys on Cyborg's system recharger,

58. and now he's got some kind of computer virus.

59. Or, you know, it could be just gas.

60. A virus? Beast Boy, this is serious!

61. Seriously weird.

62. Mmm!

63. Ah! Who ordered this pizza? It's cheese-tastic!

64. Ooh. Thirsty now.

65. Cyborg, there's something wrong with you.

66. Please, let us help.

67. You bet there's something wrong.

68. We need gravy! And plenty of it!

69. Whoo! You know what would be fun?

70. Let's all go out for waffles!

71. Raven, you like waffles, don't you?

72. More than life itself.

73. We must help him.

74. No problem.

75. I'll shrink down to the size of an amoeba,

76. get inside of him, and then...

77. And then what? Mess him up even worse?

78. Thanks, Beast Boy, but I think you've done enough.

79. We need an expert.

80. But who? The only person qualified to repair Cyborg

81. is Cyborg.

82. Waffles, waffles.

83. I hate to admit it, but there is one other person.

84. Look out, you shoe-licking gunkstains!

85. Gizmo's bootlegged copy of Mega Monkeys 4

86. is about to go live.

87. Gah! Hey, what the...

88. Whoa!

89. No... stinking... way.

90. I'm not fixing that overgrown bucket of robo-scrunge,

91. and there's nothing you grot-slippers

92. could ever do or say to make me...

93. I'll help.

94. Hmm. Hmph.

95. Ew!

96. Your friend is thrashed.

97. What kind of sludge-sniffing idiot

98. gets himself infected with the EndZone virus?

99. He had some help.

100. Can you fix him?

101. Of course I can fix him,

102. but I got to shrink down to microscopic size,

103. go in, and hit the virus where it lives.

104. Yeah. Good idea.

105. What? You nose hairs never seen a shrink suit before?

106. Maybe I should go. You can direct me from outside.

107. Forget it, scuzzball. This tech only works on me,

108. and I work alone.

109. But maybe I can...

110. Never mind.

111. Hey! Did y'all know there are 456 varieties of yams?

112. I like yams!

113. Please, why does he speak of subterranean vegetables?

114. You don't know crud.

115. The virus is messing with his central processor...

116. You know, his brain...

117. And that's where you're going to put me.

118. Okay, barf brains, I'm in position.

119. Don't worry, Cyborg. This won't hurt a bit.

120. Hi!

121. What's going on out there?

122. Hot wings!

123. Oh, yeah!

124. The injection was successful?

125. I... think so.

126. Gizmo, report! Are you inside Cyborg?

127. Oh, I'm inside him, all right,

128. but I'm not in his brain.

129. I'm in his butt.

130. I've got his signal. Titans, move!

131. Nice shooting, spork brains.

132. You cludgeheads have any idea how long it's going to take me

133. to get from this tin can's can all the way up to his brain?

134. Then I suggest you stop complaining

135. and start moving.

136. We need to find Cyborg and bring him home

137. before he hurts himself or somebody else.

138. Or an innocent street sign.

139. Take it easy, Cyborg. It's us.

140. We're here to take you home.

141. You remember who we are, yes?

142. You're the nasty egg people who stole all my waffles!

143. Look out!

144. Um... where's Beast Boy?

145. Razzle-frazzle Titans.

146. Fix this guy? I don't even like this guy.

147. I ought to blast his stinking CPU to...

148. Munch crud, virus scum!

149. Dude, cut it out!

150. What the...

151. Blob boy?

152. I'm here to help.

153. Oh, lucky stinking me.

154. A goop bag with a nucleus for a brain.

155. You're going to be loads of help.

156. My friend's the one in trouble,

157. so I'm here whether you like it or not.

158. Hey, birdbrain, you hearing this crud?

159. Yes, and it's a good idea.

160. You've got a partner now, Gizmo.

161. Deal with it.

162. But Beast Boy, for Cyborg's sake,

163. please don't touch anything.

164. - Huh? - Don't move.

165. Are you kidding me with this?

166. Robin just said we have to work togeth...

167. Hey, hold still so I can blast it, you mushbrain!

168. Awesome! We kicked its virus butt!

169. Mission accomplished.

170. Wake up, pinhead.

171. That was only a drone.

172. There could be thousands of drones.

173. We have to delete the viral core.

174. Oh. I knew that. I was just testing you.

175. And you passed. Congratulations.

176. Just try to stay out of my way.

177. You can keep your sprinkles.

178. I need raspberry filling!

179. Blech!

180. No, not macaroni!

181. Cyborg's virus has made sick the machine of money.

182. And if this is what it does to an ATM machine...

183. There's no telling what it can do to everything else.

184. Come on!

185. Nasty.

186. So what is this stuff, anyway?

187. Leftovers.

188. The virus is feeding on his circuits.

189. And judging by how scuzzed up they are,

190. I'd say we're getting close to his brain.

191. And... what are those?

192. White blood cells!

193. Cybooger's human immune system thinks we're the virus! Run!

194. Uh...

195. The city's communication hub.

196. If he infects that transmitter coil,

197. the virus will spread

198. to every machine within a hundred miles.

199. Ugh! Ugh!

200. So, we're just going to pretend this never happened.

201. Deal?

202. Gizmo, Beast Boy, report.

203. Aw, blow it out your cakehole.

204. I think he means we're almost there.

205. Almost isn't good enough.

206. Don't rush me, scuzzbreath.

207. At the rate this virus is spreading,

208. I don't even know if I can fix him anymore.

209. You have to.

210. If the virus isn't stopped,

211. Cyborg could wreck the entire city.

212. And I'm the idiot who wrecked Cyborg.

213. That ought to do it.

214. That ought to do what?

215. Simple. If Cyborg tries to wreck the city,

216. this'll shut him down but good.

217. But you'll be able to turn him back on, right?

218. Don't know. Don't care.

219. And I don't care if this virus wrecks the whole world!

220. I'm not letting you hurt my friend!

221. Yeah, that's your job, isn't it?

222. We'll find a way to stop the virus in time.

223. Somehow.

224. I already found a way.

225. Ooh! That is one big cherry!

226. They're gonna eat us!

227. Uh, how come they're not trying to eat us?

228. Because they're not stupid, stupid.

229. The virus knows we can't stop it,

230. and so do I.

231. This is a waste of skunkin' time.

232. Hey! You want to go for another ride?

233. Then keep on moving.

234. The viral core.

235. In theory,

236. I just have to nail it with my anti-viral program,

237. and it'll get deleted. Huh?

238. Huh?

239. Scanning. Scanning.

240. Anti-viral code obsolete.

241. Threat minor.

242. Deletion imminent.

243. I quit!

244. Hey, get back here!

245. That may not be able to stop you,

246. but I will.

247. Scanning. Single-celled organism.

248. Threat zero.

249. Deletion imminent.

250. Cludge it! I'm pulling the plug.

251. Eat electrons, you pit-sniffing worms!

252. Single-celled organism.

253. Mental capacity zero.

254. Programming ability zero.

255. Mathematical aptitude zero.

256. You know, this cell may stink at math,

257. but I can still multiply!

258. Scanning processor overwhelmed.

259. Hey, get off of me!

260. My suit!

261. Say good-night, viro-scrunge.

262. Huh?

263. Ah... ah... ah...

264. Choo!

265. Cyborg. Cyborg, answer me!

266. No!

267. What happened?

268. Oh, my stomach! Feels like I ate a tire.

269. That's a distinct possibility.

270. Then, you are all right?

271. I think so.

272. Something must have overloaded my systems

273. and triggered an automatic reboot.

274. After that, virus protection came back online.

275. Whatever got into me, it's out.

276. Beast Boy! He did it!

277. Oh, man, that better not be who I think it is.

278. And then, after we waded through all this black goop

279. to get inside your brain,

280. that's when we saw the viral core,

281. which was this huge, jiggling...

282. Whoa! I appreciate what you did for me,

283. but dude, please!

284. It's hard enough knowing

285. you were running around inside me.

286. I don't need to know what else was there.

287. I have to hand it to you, Beast Boy.

288. What you did was...

289. Pretty clever. For you.

290. I may not be smart enough to do everything,

291. but I'm dumb enough to try anything.

292. Uh, I realize he is a cruel, diminutive criminal

293. who speaks the mean words and is not our friend,

294. but still I wonder, what became of Gizmo?

295. Razzle-frazzle Titans!

296. Crud!

297. Teen Titans! Let's go!