1. Long ago, on a small
blue planet called Earth...Copy !req
2. there was a young alien
girl who lived in a T.Copy !req
3. She had many friends.Copy !req
4. She was very powerful.Copy !req
5. And very brave.Copy !req
6. And although she never thought much of it,Copy !req
7. she was also very beautiful.Copy !req
8. Her life seemed entirely perfect...Copy !req
9. until one day...Copy !req
10. Starfire, hurry up!
You've been in there for twenty minutesCopy !req
11. and I'm not paper trained!Copy !req
12. One moment more, please.Copy !req
13. A, b, c, d, e, f, g, h,
i, j, k, l, m, n, o...Copy !req
14. p!Copy !req
15. I fear something may be
terribly wrong with me.Copy !req
16. I could have erenium measles...Copy !req
17. or perhaps my epidermis has become
infested with Steiner mites, or...Copy !req
18. Okay, what are you talking about?Copy !req
19. I caution. What you are about to
see, may shock and disturb you.Copy !req
20. It's a zit.Copy !req
21. Everyone gets them. Deal with it.Copy !req
22. Then I am, normal?Copy !req
23. Oh, Thank you Raven!Copy !req
24. Now I shall no longer feel
worried or shame or...Copy !req
25. Just so you know, that's not
really dealing with it.Copy !req
26. But one little bump was only
the beginning of her worries.Copy !req
27. Deep down inside, something
strange was happening.Copy !req
28. Something very strange indeed.Copy !req
29. The next day, she grew
tusks on her neck.Copy !req
30. The day after that, her
fingernails grew long and ugly.Copy !req
31. And the day after that, she developed bizarre
cravings for the most unusual foods.Copy !req
32. Help me...Copy !req
33. And with each passing day...Copy !req
34. the strange little alien grew
stranger and stranger...Copy !req
35. and stranger still.Copy !req
36. My friends must not see how
hideous I have become,Copy !req
37. or they will surely think I am turning
into some sort of horrible monster.Copy !req
38. I must never allow anyone to see me...Copy !req
39. ever again.Copy !req
40. Starfire, trouble! We need to go!Copy !req
41. Please proceed, I will join you shortly.Copy !req
42. Is that a sewer pipe?Copy !req
43. I don't know what's more
disgusting, Plasmus.Copy !req
44. The way you look or
the stuff you eat.Copy !req
45. Titans, go!Copy !req
46. Come on, booger man. Give me what you got!Copy !req
47. I'm going to be smelling
that for a week.Copy !req
48. Azarath Metrion...Copy !req
49. Yuck!Copy !req
50. Cyborg! Time for the Beast Boy blitz!Copy !req
51. Orange-flavored bad guy? Gross!
Yet... strangely refreshing.Copy !req
52. - Booyah!
- Awesome!Copy !req
53. Way to go Star...Copy !req
54. fire?Copy !req
55. Interesting fashion statement.Copy !req
56. Yeah... nice slickerCopy !req
57. Starfire, you've been acting kind of...
strange lately. Is everything, ok?Copy !req
58. Ew!Copy !req
59. Just when you thought
he couldn't get uglier.Copy !req
60. Dude, that is sick. And
not in the good way.Copy !req
61. No matter how nasty he
gets, he's just a monster.Copy !req
62. And like every other monster,
he's go to go.Copy !req
63. Starfire?Copy !req
64. - Starfire, what's going...
- I am sorry. I have... got to go.Copy !req
65. Starfire, wait!Copy !req
66. I truly am a monster.Copy !req
67. And so the sad strange
girl flew far away...Copy !req
68. into the cold, dark
loneliness of outer space.Copy !req
69. Surely, thought the odd little alien.Copy !req
70. A horrible, ugly monster like me, does not belong
on Earth, with such good and handsome friends.Copy !req
71. But where was she to go?Copy !req
72. Not even her home planet would take her
in, looking as strange as she did.Copy !req
73. I must find a new world, she decided.Copy !req
74. One with monsters as
horrible and ugly as I.Copy !req
75. Hello, fellow ugly monsters.Copy !req
76. But with each new world she visited, the
strange alien girl felt uglier and uglier.Copy !req
77. And with nowhere else to go...Copy !req
78. she wandered alone into the deepest,
darkest part of the galaxy.Copy !req
79. But she was not really alone.Copy !req
80. Cyborg, how long until we can launch?Copy !req
81. Oh, about five minutes after
you quit asking me that!Copy !req
82. Are we sure this thing
is ready to fly?Copy !req
83. No! The T Sub was built for deep sea.
Not deep space.Copy !req
84. I don't care what it was built for.Copy !req
85. It's going into space.
We gotta find Starfire!Copy !req
86. - Main power online.
- Defensive systems, active.Copy !req
87. Oxygen tanks at maximumCopy !req
88. Fusion thrusters ready to fire.Copy !req
89. Titans, launch!Copy !req
90. Told ya she was ready to fly.Copy !req
91. Hello? Someone is there?Copy !req
92. Your Planet is most inhospitable.
I would perhaps be welcomed here?Copy !req
93. Let go now, please!Copy !req
94. No!Copy !req
95. What is happening to me?Copy !req
96. Something wonderful.Copy !req
97. Please, I am too repelant to
be seen by one so glorious.Copy !req
98. Fear not, young tamaranean.
There is nothing wrong with you.Copy !req
99. Nothing wrong?Copy !req
100. Come, All will be made clear shortly.Copy !req
101. And with hope in her heart...Copy !req
102. the strange little alien
followed the mysterious woman...Copy !req
103. to the strangest place she had ever seen.Copy !req
104. You are changing, do you know why?Copy !req
105. It is because I have a zit?Copy !req
106. Not quite, my dear.Copy !req
107. You're experiencing the transformation...Copy !req
108. a perfectly normal part of
the tamaranean life cycle.Copy !req
109. But I do not understand. When
my sister had transformation,Copy !req
110. she mearly turned purple
for two days. Why have I...Copy !req
111. Transformation is different for each tamaranean.Copy !req
112. And you, sweet child, are one of the special
few who will transform into a chrysalis.Copy !req
113. Relax, dear. It will all be over soon.Copy !req
114. How do you know these things?Copy !req
115. I know, my dear, because I am a
Cironielian Chrysalis Eater!Copy !req
116. Okay so, we know
she's not there.Copy !req
117. Wherever Starfire is...Copy !req
118. I just hope she's alright.Copy !req
119. Wonderful.Copy !req
120. Soon your cocoon will be
complete, and you my dear...Copy !req
121. will be at the peak of flavor.Copy !req
122. In the meantime, please scream as you wish.
It whets my appetite.Copy !req
123. I have no reason to scream.Copy !req
124. I can no longer have a home or friends.Copy !req
125. I am far too ugly for such things.Copy !req
126. I don't think you're ugly at all, my dear.Copy !req
127. In fact, you look good enough to eat.Copy !req
128. Starfire!Copy !req
129. I'll hold her off! Take
Starfire out of here!Copy !req
130. - Starfire, where's...
- Um... in here.Copy !req
131. Whoa!Copy !req
132. Your friend belongs to me now.Copy !req
133. You can have her back, once
I finished digesting her.Copy !req
134. I think it's time we wrap this up.Copy !req
135. Starfire, are you okay?Copy !req
136. Starfire, can you hear me?Copy !req
137. Hang on, I'm going
to get you out!Copy !req
138. No! Please go. You will not
wish to see me this way.Copy !req
139. I'm your friend, Starfire.
I don't care how you look.Copy !req
140. Besides, you look fine to me.Copy !req
141. I am normal.Copy !req
142. Mostly.Copy !req
143. Since you have stole my meal,
I shall devour you instead!Copy !req
144. Devour this!Copy !req
145. Dude! Since when can
your eyes do that?Copy !req
146. Since justnow.Copy !req
147. Please do not reject me.
I am almost normal.Copy !req
148. You're exactly as you should be.Copy !req
149. No matter how you
change on the outside,Copy !req
150. you'll always be
Starfire on the inside.Copy !req
151. So, the happy young girl
returned home with her friends.Copy !req
152. And they all lived happily ever after.Copy !req
153. That is...Copy !req
154. until Beast Boy got the chickenpox.Copy !req