Teen Titans 1x1

Directed by Michael Chang

Andrea Romano as Headmistress (voice) • Ron Perlman as Slade (voice) • Kevin Michael Richardson as Mammoth (voice) • Lauren Tom as Gizmo / Jinx (voice)

Three new graduates from the H.I.V.E. Academy, Gizmo, Jinx, and Mammoth, are hired by Slade to ambush the Titans. The Titans try to stop them, but Robin is lost during the fight and Titans Tower is taken over by the H.I.V.E. students.

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1. The HAEYP Academy for extraordinary young people

2. is proud to introduce..

3. this year's top graduates.

4. Gizmo, the boy genius

5. whose intellect can conquer any problem

6. with an inventive solution.

7. Jinx, the enchanting sorceress

8. whose powerful hexes mean bad luck for her enemies.

9. And Mammoth, the genetically-enhanced giant

10. whose unstoppable strength speaks for itself.

11. Well-organized, highly-trained and combat-equipped

12. these new HAEYP agents

13. are the perfect fighting force.

14. And for the right price..

15. this ideal team can be yours.

16. Well, Mr. Slade?

17. Impressive. Truly.

18. However, robots and obstacle courses

19. only prove so much.

20. My plans demand operatives

21. who can function in the real world.

22. If your students are going to serve me

23. they'll have to pass one final exam.

24. Destroy the Teen Titans

25. and then we'll talk.

26. Aw, man, come on!

27. It's got to be around here someplace.

28. Ugh! I don't believe this!

29. How could you lose the remote?

30. What makes you so sure I lost it?

31. Uh, 'cause you're you.

32. Hey, just because I lost that video game..

33. And the toothpaste and my football

34. and the waffle iron.

35. Things disappear!

36. How am I supposed to know where they go?

37. Well, how am I supposed to watch TV

38. without a remote?

39. Simple, you just get up and change the channel.

40. Don't even joke like that.

41. I wasn't joking.

42. Good, 'cause it wasn't funny!

43. Now, either help us look for the remote or go back to...

44. This is a pointless argument over a useless device.

45. You are wasting your energy and disrupting my concentration.

46. I'm telling you, I didn't lose it!

47. And that is the secret

48. to traveling faster than light.

49. So if you wanna blame someone, look...

50. Whoa! Take it easy, Titans!

51. Combat practice is this afternoon!

52. We must mend your dispute

53. by the sharing of unhealthy junk foods.

54. I shall fetch them.

55. I don't need food!

56. Hey, come on, settle down!

57. Aah!

58. Maybe we should just go out for pizza.

59. - Black olives and mushrooms! - Onions.

60. - Pepperoni! - Anchovies.

61. Can we please just order something?

62. As long as it's vegetarian.

63. Come on, man, how can you deny me

64. the all-meat experience?

65. Dude, I've been

66. most of those animals.

67. I suggest a large pizza with pickles, bananas

68. and mint frosting.

69. Uh, Starfire, not everything on the menu

70. is a pizza topping.

71. Oh.

72. Double pepperoni!

73. I'm not eating meat!

74. There's no meat in pepperoni!

75. Gizmo to Jinx.

76. Begin phase one.

77. Titans, go!

78. Um, don't buses normally have drivers?

79. And don't baby carriages normally have babies?

80. Are you pit-sniffers normally this stupid?

81. Ha-ha ha. That was too easy.

82. What a bunch of clutch heads.

83. - You guys want to get pizza? - This isn't over!

84. Uhh!

85. We're just getting started!

86. Who are these guys?

87. And what's a clutch head?

88. We are the HAEYP.

89. Your worst nightmare.

90. And this is Attack Pattern Alpha.

91. What do you call an idiot

92. with a rocket on his back?

93. - Huh? - Duped.

94. Cyborg!

95. You fight like a boy.

96. And you're gonna croak like a frog.

97. Ha!

98. Mammoth's gonna make you extinct.

99. Beast Boy, hang on!

100. Is it me or are we getting our butts kicked?

101. - It's just you. - It's just you.

102. Listen up, team. I have a plan.

103. - Ahh! - Aah!

104. Gee, scrum buffer, sure hope your fancy plan includes

105. getting fried.

106. You'll just have to find out the hard way.

107. Robin!

108. That didn't just happen.

109. Tell me that didn't just happen.

110. It did happen.

111. We cannot change the truth

112. no matter how much we dislike it.

113. Who knew we had a doctor in the house?

114. Thanks.

115. No problem.

116. Maybe y'all should call me Flyborg.

117. I was halfway to Gotham City

118. before Star zapped that thing off my back.

119. So what'd I miss?

120. Tell me how we kicked their butts!

121. Come on, I gotta have the play-by-play.

122. Where is Robin?

123. Um, Star... we're not sure.

124. Not sure? Why are you not...

125. We searched everywhere

126. and all we found was this.

127. Ugh! I should have been there!

128. I let that kid sneak up on me and..

129. What was I.. It was a trap and I..

130. I should have known.

131. I do not understand.

132. How could you not find him?

133. People do not just vanish!

134. He has to be someplace, so go there and look!

135. Easy, Star. Come on.

136. This is Robin we're talking about.

137. I'm sure he's fine.

138. He'll probably turn up any second.

139. - Awesome timing. - Robin!

140. - Oh, no. - Oh, yes.

141. You guys got lucky last time

142. but you're in our house now!

143. - Yeah, nice place. - We'll take it.

144. O-ouch!

145. Ugh! Split up!

146. Here, kitty, kitty.

147. What's the matter?

148. Afraid of a little bad luck?

149. Hello, ladies.

150. Hey!

151. So, tin man

152. you got a heart under all that outdated crudware?

153. Not telling?

154. Guess I'll have to take you apart

155. and find out!

156. Lost her.

157. Ah.

158. This just isn't your lucky day.

159. Gotcha!

160. Let me go, you scuzz-munching zit!

161. How you gonna fight me without your tech?

162. Huh?

163. Yo, what are you..

164. Get out of my systems!

165. Nobody hacks my systems!

166. Ooh, ejector arm. Cool!

167. My arm!

168. Get off! Get off me! Stop!

169. Have a nice afterlife

170. you snot-eating losers!

171. That didn't just happen.

172. Tell me that didn't just happen.

173. Get out of my systems. Get off me.

174. Robin. Where is Robin?

175. I do not understand.

176. We searched everywhere.

177. How could you not find him?

178. People do not just vanish.

179. I should've been there.

180. I should've known.

181. So, uh..

182. who else never wants to go surfing again?

183. Not now, man.

184. Hey, I was just trying to..

185. Perhaps I could be of some assistance.

186. I got it.

187. But you are so damaged and...

188. I got it!

189. Hey, she only wanted to help!

190. What is your problem?

191. What do you think?

192. We got kicked out of our house

193. a pint-sized Poindexter took me for a joyride

194. and in case you haven't noticed

195. I just became left-handed!

196. Enough!

197. We need to control our emotions.

198. Or what? Our bad vibes will keep you from meditating?

199. I wish Robin were here.

200. Well, he's not! Don't you guys get it?

201. They won, we lost! It's over!

202. Then, the Teen Titans are finished?

203. Not yet.

204. Not if I can help it.

205. Higher.

206. A little to the left.

207. A little more.

208. Perfect!

209. Slade's gonna have kittens when he hears

210. we whipped the Titans and took their stinkin' tower.

211. Not to mention Robin's favorite fashion statement.

212. Ugh, but that's the only thing

213. fashionable around here.

214. Tell me about it, hm.

215. All their food is way out of date.

216. You think that stuff's rotten?

217. Wait till you see their music.

218. Crud!

219. Snot.

220. Uh, mega crud. Snot.

221. Does she have anything that's not blue?

222. Yeah.

223. Crud. Snot.

224. Hey! Uh, whoa!

225. What the hairball?

226. Sorry to interrupt the victory celebration

227. but like I said..

228. this isn't over.

229. It's just getting started.

230. Attack Pattern Alpha!

231. Hyah!

232. - Ah! - Hey, robo-wimp.

233. - Feel like getting hacked? - No. How about you?

234. Robin, now!

235. Cut it out! It's gonna crash my whole system!

236. Aah! Get it off me!

237. Get it off me!

238. Beast Boy, go!

239. - Aah! - Oh!

240. Your luck just ran out.

241. Huh?

242. Huh.

243. Hya-ah!

244. Cram it. I'm calling Slade.

245. Who is Slade?

246. Wouldn't you like to know, barf brain?

247. I assure you, such failures

248. are not tolerated within the hive.

249. Once the agents have been retrieved from the authorities

250. they will be disciplined.

251. Strictly disciplined.

252. Actually, your agents served my plans quite well.

253. I never expected them to succeed.

254. They were merely messengers

255. and the message has been received.

256. Who is Slade?

257. Who is Slade?

258. Who is Slade? Who is Slade?

259. Who is Slade? Who is Slade?

260. No!

261. This is the worst thing that could ever happen!

262. My tunes!

263. They've been..

264. alphabetized.

265. How am I ever gonna find anything?

266. They went into my room.

267. No one should ever go into my room.

268. Someone has disposed of all our blue furry food!

269. You gotta be kidding me!

270. The whole place gets cleaned

271. and I still can't find the..

272. Ha!

273. I guess, we really ought to be

274. training for battles, tracking down clues

275. and trying to figure out who Slade is, huh?

276. We will, but right now

277. I'm just happy to be part of the team.