1. AH HA HA HA HA HA!
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3. I TOLD YOU THEY WANTED VIOLENCE!
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4. NOT VIOLINS.
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5. GOOD HELP IS SO HARD TO FEND.
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6. ISN'T IT, KIDDIES?
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7. WANT A LITTLE BIT
MORE CHAM-PAIN!
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8. HA HA HA HA HA!
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9. I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY FOR
TONIGHT'S MURDEROUS MENU.
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10. IT CONCERNS A MAN
WHO'S DISCOVERED
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11. THAT THE FASTEST WAY
TO A WOMAN'S HEART
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12. IS WITH A PICKAX!
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13. I CALL THIS TASTY
HORROR D'OEUVRE
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14. NONE BUT THE LONELY HEART.
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15. IS MADAM READY FOR DINNER?
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16. OH.
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17. HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY.
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18. HERE YOU GO.
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19. A QUIET LITTLE DINNER FOR TWO.
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20. AND...
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21. VOILA!
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22. HOWARD, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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23. IT'S JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING
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24. I THREW TOGETHER.
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25. AND TO GO WITH IT,
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26. I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE THIS BOTTLE
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27. OF THE 1966 CHATEAU
LAFITE-ROTHSCHILD.
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28. I THOUGHT WE WERE SAVING THAT
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29. FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION.
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30. WELL, WE'RE HAVING
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31. THAT'S SPECIAL ENOUGH FOR ME.
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32. TO YOU, MY DARLING.
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33. THANK YOU.
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34. MMM...
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35. MMM... THAT'S QUITE GOOD.
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36. THERE'S A COMPLEXITY
TO GREAT WINE
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37. THAT ONLY COMES WITH AGE.
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38. IT TASTES OF EVERYTHING
THAT'S TOUCHED IT...
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39. THE GRAPES, THE SOIL,
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40. THE OAK IN WHICH IT FERMENTED,
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41. AND IN THE END,
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42. YOUR LIPS.
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43. OH, HOWARD, YOU
DO KNOW MY HEART.
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44. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND
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45. MY BRINGING UP
BUSINESS, DARLING,
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46. BUT I THINK IT'S
RATHER IMPORTANT.
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47. THERE'S A SMALL COMPANY
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48. I WANT TO INVEST IN,
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49. BUT WE HAVE TO ACT QUICKLY.
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50. I TOLD YOU, WHATEVER YOU THINK.
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51. I WON'T DO IT THAT WAY.
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52. THIS IS YOUR MONEY.
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53. I'M MERELY MANAGING IT FOR YOU.
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54. WHERE DO I SIGN?
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55. YOU SIGN HERE. THAT'S RIGHT.
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56. AND HERE.
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57. AND NOW...
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58. I THINK YOU SHOULD
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59. OH HO HO HO!
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60. OH, NO, NO, NO. YOU KNOW.
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61. AH.
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62. ALL OF IT
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63. OR JUST YOUR FAVORITE PART?
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64. YET, AT MY BACK I ALWAYS HEAR
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65. TIME'S WINGED
CHARIOT HURRYING NEAR.
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66. THE GRAVE'S A FINE
AND PRIVATE PLACE,
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67. YET NONE, I THINK,
DO THERE EMBRACE.
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68. NOW THEREFORE, WHILE VELVET HUE
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69. SITS ON THY SKIN
LIKE MORNING DEW,
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70. AND WHILE THY WILLING
SOUL TRANSPIRES...
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71. DAMN SHAME TO HAVE WASTED
A GREAT BOTTLE OF WINE.
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72. YES! YES! I NEED AN AMBULANCE!
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73. RIGHT AWAY!
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74. IT'S MY WIFE...
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75. I THINK SHE'S HAVING
A HEART ATTACK!
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76. ASHES TO ASHES,
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77. DUST TO DUST,
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78. IN A SURE AND CERTAIN HOPE
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79. OF THE RESURRECTION
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80. AMEN.
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81. AMEN.
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82. SLEEP WELL, MY BEAUTIFUL ROSE.
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83. I'M VERY SORRY.
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84. THANK YOU.
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85. YOU MADE HER LAST
MONTHS SPECIAL, HOWARD.
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86. YOU REALLY DID.
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87. THANK YOU, ADRIAN, I
REALLY APPRECIATE THAT.
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88. SHE LOVED YOU, HOWARD.
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89. OH, HOW SHE LOVED YOU.
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90. IF YOU NEED ANYTHING...
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91. CALL ME, OKAY.
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92. YOU GAVE HER SO MUCH
AND SHE GAVE IT ALL BACK.
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93. WHAT THE FUCK ARE
YOU DOING HERE, MORTY?
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94. I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU,
HOWARD, YOU'RE GOOD.
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95. YOU GOT THESE PEOPLE
COMPLETELY FOOLED.
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96. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I
WAS VERY FOND OF MATILDA.
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97. SHE WAS A WONDERFUL WOMAN.
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98. SO WAS ELIZABETH,
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99. SO WAS CLARE, FOR THAT MATTER.
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100. SHAME THEY HAD TO BE KILLED.
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101. THAT WAS BUSINESS, MORTY.
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102. I COULD HAVE TAKEN
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103. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN CRUEL.
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104. I DO THESE LADIES A FAVOR...
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105. I MAKE THEM FEEL LOVED.
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106. AS YOUR BUSINESS
PARTNER, I HAVE BAD NEWS.
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107. THE IRS FROZE A MILLION
BUCKS OF OUR ASSETS.
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108. GOD DAMN IT!
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109. HEY, TIP OF THE ICEBERG.
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110. SAY GOODBYE TO
HOWARD AND MORTY, INC.
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111. THEY PUSHED UP OUR DAY
BEFORE THE GRAND JURY.
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112. I CALLED THE AIRLINES...
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113. WE'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE WE ARE NOT READY.
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114. WHAT, NOT READY? WE
GOT 5 MILLION BUCKS.
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115. MORE OR LESS.
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116. I SAY WE LIQUIDATE AND
GET OUR ASSETS SOMEPLACE
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117. THAT HAS GOOD YEAR
AROUND WEATHER.
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118. AND NO EXTRADITION TREATY.
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119. THERE'S THIS ISLAND
I KNOW CALLED...
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120. ESCUNSION.
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121. ESCUNSEUN?
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122. MORTY, THE WHOLE PLAN WAS
TO SET OURSELVES UP FOR LIFE.
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123. IN THIS ECONOMY, $2
MILLION WON'T DO THAT.
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124. WE'RE IN DANGER, IN 11
DAYS, WE FACE A GRAND JURY.
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125. WHEN THEY UNCOVER OUR SCHEME...
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126. GIVE ME 10 DAYS.
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127. THE PLAN WAS TO SCORE
ONE MORE OLD LADY.
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128. 10 DAYS?
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129. YEAH.
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130. THEY'RE GOING TO
NAIL YOUR ASS, PAL,
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131. AND I'D LIKE TO BE AS
FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE.
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132. TRUST ME. YOU WON'T REGRET IT.
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133. YEAH, RIGHT.
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134. PRO WRESTLING AND BOWLING.
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135. I STILL BOWL.
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136. IT'S VERY GOOD EXERCISE.
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137. AND I LIKE THE NOISE.
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138. MY NAME IS EPHIE GLUCKMAN.
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139. I'M 67 YEARS OLD,
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140. AND I'M NOT LOOKING
FOR A SUITOR.
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141. I WAS MARRIED 38 YEARS
TO A WONDERFUL MAN.
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142. I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYONE
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143. WHO COULD REPLACE
THEODORE, SO...
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144. THEODORE. THEODORE.
BIG TEDDY GLUCKMAN.
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145. GLUCKMAN.
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146. WOW. TWO PAGES. IMPRESSIVE.
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147. TEDDY WAS BUSY.
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148. I WOULD RATHER
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149. FROM THE START.
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150. WHAT I WANT IS A COMPANION.
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151. CHECK OUT THE GEMS.
CHECK OUT THE GEMS.
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152. ARE THEY REAL?
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153. ARE THEY REAL? IT'S REAL.
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154. YES. OH, YES.
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155. YEAH! 30 GRAND, AT LEAST.
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156. A FRIEND, REALLY,
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157. SOMEONE TO SHARE THINGS WITH.
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158. I MEAN, HOW MANY TIMES
CAN ONE SEE PARIS ALONE?
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159. I MEAN, HOW MANY TIMES
CAN ONE SEE PARIS ALONE?
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160. AH, ANY LUCK, MR. PRINCE?
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161. 3245. EPHIE GLUCKMAN.
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162. 3245. EPHIE GLUCKMAN.
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163. OH, YES. ANOTHER MATURE WOMAN.
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164. THEY DO GIVE A MAN
SOMETHING SPECIAL,
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165. DON'T THEY?
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166. WELL, I HOPE IT WORKS OUT
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167. FOR THE BOTH OF YOU.
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168. I'M SURE IT WILL.
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169. I TRIED TO TELL THE YOUNG MAN
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170. THERE'D BEEN SOME ERROR.
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171. HE INSISTED ON SEEING YOU.
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172. SHALL I SHOW HIM OUT?
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173. IN A MINUTE, STANHOPE.
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174. MR. PRINCE.
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175. NOTHING PERSONAL, MR. PRINCE,
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176. BUT TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST,
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177. I HAD IN MIND SOMEONE OLDER.
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178. WHAT WOULD AN ATTRACTIVE
YOUNG MAN LIKE YOU
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179. WANT WITH...
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180. AN OLDER WOMAN,
ASIDE FROM THE MONEY?
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181. THAT IS WHAT YOU MEAN, ISN'T IT?
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182. THE THOUGHT HAD CROSSED MY MIND.
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183. I'M GOING TO BE VERY HONEST.
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184. I DON'T NEED YOUR MONEY.
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185. I COULD SHOW YOU A BANKBOOK,
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186. BUT THAT WOULD BE
SOMEWHAT TASTELESS.
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187. AS FOR LADIES MY AGE,
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188. THAT KIND OF BEAUTY
IS WASTED ON ME.
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189. YOU SEE, WOMEN LIKE THAT
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190. HAVE CERTAIN NEEDS
THAT I'M UNABLE TO FULFILL.
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191. STANHOPE, THANK YOU.
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192. I'LL BE NEARBY
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193. IF YOU NEED ME, MADAM.
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195. ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU'RE...
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196. ALL I WANT FROM A
WOMAN IS COMPANIONSHIP,
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197. BECAUSE AFTER ALL,
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198. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE PARIS ALONE.
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199. I NEVER TRULY LEARNED
TO APPRECIATE WOMEN
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200. UNTIL I STOPPED
THINKING ABOUT THEM
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201. IN THAT WAY.
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202. YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR
TROUBLE IS HOWARD?
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203. YOU'VE SPENT YOUR WHOLE LIFE
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204. PURSUING THE
WRONG KIND OF WOMAN.
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205. AND THAT'S WHAT I
SAW IN YOU, EPHIE.
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206. NOT JUST A WOMAN,
BUT A KIND OF... GODDESS.
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207. EPHIE, I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU MEAN.
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208. MY HUSBAND THEODORE
HAD YOUR... CONDITION
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209. WHEN HE MET ME.
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210. HE WAS IMPOTENT, TOO?
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211. HE WAS HANDSOME AND WEALTHY,
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212. BUT WOUNDED IN THAT WAY.
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213. YOU REMIND ME OF HIM,
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214. BUT YOU SEEM SO
MUCH MORE PASSIONATE,
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215. MORE ALIVE.
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216. WELL, OF COURSE, YOU ARE.
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217. I NEVER THOUGHT
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218. ABOUT ANOTHER MAN, BUT...
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219. OH, LOOK AT THE TIME.
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220. I MUST HAVE KEPT YOU
FROM A THOUSAND THINGS.
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221. THANK YOU FOR
TALKING TO ME, EPHIE.
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222. HOWARD, WHY DON'T
YOU STAY FOR DINNER?
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223. I REALLY COULDN'T.
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224. NO, NO. PLEASE.
PLEASE, I INSIST.
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225. STANHOPE...
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226. SHALL I SHOW THE GENTLEMAN
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227. TO THE DOOR, MADAM?
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228. SET TWO PLACES FOR DINNER.
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229. BUT THERE'S NOT ENOUGH LAMB.
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230. WHAT?
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231. NOT ENOUGH LAMB.
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232. MAKE EXTRA RICE, AND
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233. NOT THE GOOD SILVER AS WELL.
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234. I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE PERFECT.
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235. PUT THIS IN A VASE.
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236. JIGSAW PUZZLES WERE
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237. HE SPENT SIX YEARS ON THAT ONE.
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238. IN FACT, HE DIED
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239. THE PUZZLE IS
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240. I'VE ALWAYS FOUND JIGSAW PUZZLES
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241. TO BE AN INCREDIBLE
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242. ME, TOO.
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243. HOWARD, I'VE KNOWN
MEN TWICE YOUR AGE
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244. WHO DIDN'T HAVE HALF
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245. I CAN HELP YOU.
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246. EPHIE.
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247. I CAN REMEDY YOUR CONDITION.
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248. REALLY, WE SHOULDN'T.
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249. WE HAVE ALL THE
TIME IN THE WORLD.
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250. NOT WHEN YOU'RE
MY AGE, YOU DON'T.
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251. JUST RELAX, MY
DARLING. I'LL BE GENTLE.
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252. HOWARD I MADE YOU
BREAKFAST IN BED.
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253. FOR SOME REASON THIS MORNING
I HAVE A HELL OF AN APPETITE.
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254. EPHIE, LISTEN,
ABOUT LAST NIGHT...
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255. NOT SINCE COLLEGE,
NOT EVEN IN COLLEGE.
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256. DON'T SAY ANYTHING,
I FEEL GREAT.
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257. I HAVEN'T FELT
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258. WELL, JUST DON'T EXPECT
THAT FROM ME EVERY NIGHT.
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259. OH, THIS CAME FOR
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260. REALLY.
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261. WHO'S IT FROM?
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262. HMM?
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264. AH, I, I HAVE TO SKIP BREAKFAST.
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266. OH!
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267. YOU'RE COMING BACK AREN'T YOU?
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268. EPHIE, OF COURSE.
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271. YOU KNOW I COULD ASK YOU
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272. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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273. WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
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275. KIND OF PREMATURE AREN'T YOU?
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276. DID ANYONE SEE YOU COME IN HERE?
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277. YOU KNOW WE REALLY
SHOULDN'T BE SEEN TOGETHER.
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278. WHAT WERE YOU
GOING TO DO, MORTY?
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279. TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN?
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280. LEAVE ME HOLDING THE BAG?
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281. ALL THOSE WIVES ARE STARTING
TO RUB OFF ON YOU, PAL.
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282. YOU'RE BABBLING.
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283. COME ON, MORTY.
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284. YOU KNOW YOU LIE
LIKE YOU DRESS, BADLY.
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285. TAKE THAT TIE FOR INSTANCE.
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286. YOU KNOW THAT DOESN'T
GO WITH YOUR SHIRT.
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287. THANKS FOR THE FASHION TIP.
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288. YOU'RE WELCOME.
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289. WELCOME HOME,
MRS. HOWARD PRINCE.
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290. OH, I CAN'T TELL YOU
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291. HOW MUCH FUN THAT WAS.
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292. I KNOW YOU WANTED TO WAIT,
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293. BUT I THOUGHT, WHY?
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294. THIS MORNING WHEN I WOKE UP,
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295. ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS GO
TO CITY HALL AND GET MARRIED.
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296. WILL THE HAPPY
COUPLE BE HAVING LUNCH
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297. IN THE DINING ROOM FOR A CHANGE?
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298. NO. WE'LL BE HAVING IT IN BED,
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299. AS USUAL.
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300. OH, HOWARD, COME. NOW, SIT.
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301. I HAVE A LITTLE WEDDING
PRESENT FOR YOU.
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302. YESTERDAY, I CALLED THE BANK
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303. AND TOLD THEM TO
CHANGE THE TITLES
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304. ON ALL THE ACCOUNTS.
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305. ALL IT NEEDS IS YOUR SIGNATURE.
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306. NOW, EPHIE, I TOLD
YOU NOT TO DO THAT.
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307. NOW, DON'T BE ANGRY WITH ME.
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308. IF MANAGING MY MONEY
GIVES YOU PLEASURE,
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309. I WANT YOU TO DO IT.
I LOVE YOU, HOWARD.
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310. NOW, I'M GOING UPSTAIRS
TO START THE JACUZZI,
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311. AND WHEN IT'S FULL AND BUBBLY,
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312. I'LL EXPECT TO FIND YOU IN IT.
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313. THIS ARRIVED FOR YOU, SIR,
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314. WHILE YOU WERE
CELEBRATING THE NUPTIALS.
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315. CONGRATULATIONS, I'M SURE,
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316. FOR THIS WONDERFUL MOMENT.
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317. THANK YOU.
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318. THANK YOU.
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319. OH, MR. PRINCE, HI. I
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321. I THOUGHT I'D NEVER
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322. YOU TAKE A PERSONAL INTEREST
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323. IN YOUR CLIENTS, DON'T YOU?
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324. WELL, YES.
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325. WHAT WAS IT YOU SAID
ABOUT OLDER WOMEN?
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326. WELL, I DON'T REMEMBER
SAYING ANYTHING.
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327. YOU SAID THEY GIVE A
MAN SOMETHING SPECIAL.
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328. YOU SAID THAT DIDN'T YOU?
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329. WELL, I COULD HAVE. YES.
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330. IS THAT WHAT YOU FIND CRIMINAL?
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331. LOOK, MR. PRINCE...
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332. AAH!
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333. YOU KNOW WHAT I FIND CRIMINAL?
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334. BLACKMAIL!
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335. HI, SWEETHEART, SORRY I RAN OUT
ON YOU, BUT SOMETHING CAME UP.
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336. I WANT YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR.
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337. I WANT YOU TO GIVE
STANHOPE THE NIGHT OFF.
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338. BECAUSE I'M GOING TO MAKE
DINNER FOR THE BOTH OF US.
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339. THAT'S RIGHT, JUST YOU AND
ME AND A NICE BOTTLE OF WINE.
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340. DOES THE NAME MATILDA
MASON MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
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341. I THOUGHT I GAVE
YOU THE NIGHT OFF?
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342. HOW ABOUT ELIZABETH SWATSMORE?
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343. OR CLARE MCCARTHY?
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344. SHALL I GO ON?
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345. IT SEEMS THERE IS A
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346. WHAT'S YOUR POINT, STANHOPE?
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347. MY POINT IS THAT I
COULD CALL THE POLICE
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348. BUT THAT WOULD ONLY
DISTRESS MRS. GLUCKMAN.
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349. I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.
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350. SO I WON'T.
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351. AS LONG AS YOU AGREE TO
LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK.
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352. WELL, THAT'S AN INTERESTING
PROPOSITION, STANHOPE,
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353. BUT, WHY WOULD I WANT
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354. EPHIE LOVES ME.
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355. NO!
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356. NO. THAT'S THE DEAL.
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357. AND I'VE SAID ALL
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358. WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY, STANHOPE?
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359. YOU WIN.
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360. GO AHEAD.
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361. SHOOT ME.
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362. COME ON, STANHOPE.
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363. SHOOT ME.
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364. ISN'T THIS LOVELY?
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365. AH, THANK YOU.
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366. WELL, HERE'S TO LUCK IN LOVE.
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367. MAY OUR PASSION LAST FOREVER.
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368. OH...
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369. WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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370. I DON'T LIKE RED WINE.
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371. IT'S TOO BITTER.
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372. HAVE JUST A LITTLE FOR ME.
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373. YES. ALL RIGHT. I'M SORRY.
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374. HOWARD, I DIDN'T
MEAN TO BE DIFFICULT.
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375. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T, SWEETIE PIE.
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376. TO YOU.
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377. AND HERE'S TO US.
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378. HOWARD, YOU'RE
TRYING TO GET ME DRUNK,
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379. AREN'T YOU?
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380. OOH! IN THAT CASE...
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381. AH...
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382. HA HA!
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383. OH...
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384. AH... OH... AH...
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385. AH AH AH!
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386. HOWARD...
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387. YES. YES. I'D LIKE AN
AMBULANCE, PLEASE.
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388. IT'S MY WIFE.
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389. WELL, SHE... SHE WENT
INTO CONVULSIONS,
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390. AND I... I THINK...
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391. SHE, UH... SHE, UH...
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392. SHE STARTED TO THE STAIRS,
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393. AND I TRIED TO STOP
HER, BUT SHE FELL.
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394. PLEASE HURRY. I
THINK SHE'S DEAD.
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395. YEAH. I'D LIKE TO BOOK
A FIRST-CLASS TICKET
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396. ON TONIGHT'S
FLIGHT TO ESCUNSION.
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397. E-S-C-U-N-S-I-O-N.
ESCUNSION, WHATEVER.
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398. UH, HOWARD PRINCE.
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399. IS THAT A NONSTOP FLIGHT?
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400. GOOD. AND HOW MUCH WILL THAT BE?
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401. UH-HUH. NO. NO.
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402. THANK YOU.
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403. WHAT?
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404. MAUSOLEUM.
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405. AH!
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406. DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!
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407. I THOUGHT I TOOK CARE
OF ALL THE LOOSE ENDS.
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408. THE LAST THING I EXPECTED
WAS ANOTHER NOTE,
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409. SO HERE I AM.
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410. NOW, WHAT'S THE
POINT OF ALL OF THIS?
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411. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
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412. IT WAS A NICE TOUCH,
MEETING HERE LIKE THIS,
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413. BUT IT DOESN'T EXACTLY SCARE ME.
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414. MAYBE I WASN'T
TRYING TO SCARE YOU.
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415. YOU WANT A PIECE
OF THE ACTION? HUH?
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416. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?
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417. IN 12 YEARS, I'VE NEVER
SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.
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418. WHAT ARE YOU, A COP?
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419. IS THAT WHAT I'M
DEALING WITH HERE?
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420. NO, I'M NOT A COP.
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421. I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW IN AWE I AM.
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422. ALL THOSE LADIES,
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423. SO GRATEFUL FOR
ONE LAST TASTE OF LIFE.
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424. WHAT DO YOU DO TO THEM?
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425. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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426. I DON'T WANT THEM
TO GET A HOLD OF YOU.
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427. TEACH ME.
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428. THEM? WHO'S THEM?
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429. WHAT IS THIS, A CONSPIRACY?
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430. DON'T YOU SEE? THEY WANT YOU.
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431. THEY USED ME TO BRING YOU.
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432. THEY'RE BEGGING ME.
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433. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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434. MAN, THEY'RE
COMING FOR YOU. RUN!
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435. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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436. THERE'S A PENALTY
FOR WASTING MY TIME.
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437. AAH...
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438. I GOT GOOD NEWS, EPHIE.
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439. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE COMPANY.
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440. HEY. WHERE'D SHE GO?
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441. I'M OVER HERE, HOWARD.
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442. I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME.
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443. EPHIE?
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444. I MISSED YOU.
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445. ME, TOO, HOWARD.
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446. MATILDA?
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447. WE COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
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448. AND WE CAN'T DIE WITHOUT YOU.
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449. NO. NO.
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450. WHAT ABOUT ME?
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451. DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME, HOWARD?
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452. NO! NO! NO!
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453. IT'S ELIZABETH.
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454. OH! OH! ELIZABETH!
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455. AAH...
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456. AAH! CLARE!
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457. OH, MY GOD, NO! NO! NO! NO!
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458. AAH! AAH!
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459. NO! NO! AAH... AAH...
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460. AAH... AAH...
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461. AAH!
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462. NOW, THAT'S WHAT I
CALL A HAPPY ENDING.
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463. I HAD A FEELING EPHIE
WOULD WIN HOWARD'S HEART,
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464. NOT TO MENTION HIS SPLEEN,
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465. HIS KIDNEYS, AND
HIS GALL BLADDER.
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466. AH HA HA HA!
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467. SO, WILL THERE BE ANYTHING ELSE?
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468. MMM.
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469. I LOVE A GHOUL
WHO GIVES YOU HEAD
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470. AND THEN LETS YOU KEEP IT.
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471. AH HA HA HA HA!
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472. CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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473. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE... www.ncicap.org...
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474. PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF
CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT
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475. PERMISSION OF NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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