1. - Farrar?
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
2. I just got Jackson Pollocked.
Suspect opened...Copy !req
3. People I'd love to kill.Copy !req
4. Don't suppose
you could pop into NextCopy !req
5. and buy me a top
on your way in?Copy !req
6. The DI, for calling me
at inappropriate times,Copy !req
7. asking me to do
inappropriate things.Copy !req
8. No man-made fibers, ma'am.Copy !req
9. My landlady,Copy !req
10. for having a bath
every fucking morning.Copy !req
11. Mrs, Wheeler!
Um, the water was cold again.Copy !req
12. Gosh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
13. Perhaps you should try
waking up a touch earlier,Copy !req
14. ensure you get some.Copy !req
15. Whoever let these jokers
join the police.Copy !req
16. Then I took a video,
because I thoughtCopy !req
17. I'm probably first
on the scene.Copy !req
18. Make sure you get DNA evidence,
that how they...Copy !req
19. Witnesses who've listenedCopy !req
20. to too many
true crime podcasts.Copy !req
21. cause of death looks
like loads of stabbing.Copy !req
22. And, of course,Copy !req
23. people who think
they can actually kill people...Copy !req
24. and get away with it.Copy !req
25. What the fuck?Copy !req
26. This is actually a kidnapping.Copy !req
27. You're doing a kidnapping!Copy !req
28. Well... it was meant
to be a murder,Copy !req
29. but... once again, you have
to go and ruin everything.Copy !req
30. Rhiannon, please!Copy !req
31. Rhi.Copy !req
32. You're clearly going through
something 'cause of your dad.Copy !req
33. So, why don't I
get out of your hairCopy !req
34. and you can call the Samaritans
or something?Copy !req
35. Are you taking the piss?Copy !req
36. - We were kids! It was a joke!
- A joke?Copy !req
37. You bullied me until I started
pulling my hair out.Copy !req
38. That was years ago, Rhiannon!Copy !req
39. We're adults now.
You need to get over it.Copy !req
40. It's not healthy
being so stuck in the past.Copy !req
41. I wore a wig...Copy !req
42. until I was 23!Copy !req
43. - Rhiannon...
- I'm stuck here because of you.Copy !req
44. You did this!Copy !req
45. You made me feel
fucking invisible, Julia.Copy !req
46. And I stayed in this town,
in this house, because of youCopy !req
47. and now you're trying
to take that away from me, too.Copy !req
48. I don't care
about your shit life!Copy !req
49. You...Copy !req
50. You're fucking done, Julia.Copy !req
51. This is just like you, Rhi.Copy !req
52. - Stop it.
- Stop what?Copy !req
53. I'm not the one playing out
some dramatic kidnap fantasy.Copy !req
54. You're a murderer now,
a serial killer.Copy !req
55. Fuck off!Copy !req
56. Actually,
to be a serial killerCopy !req
57. you have to have killed
three people,Copy !req
58. and I've only killed two,
so...Copy !req
59. This is weird, Rhiannon.Copy !req
60. Why are you so fucking weird?Copy !req
61. You're not a victim.Copy !req
62. You're a fucking loserCopy !req
63. who blames everyone else
for your shit life.Copy !req
64. Fuck!Copy !req
65. You just can't stand
that my life is actually goodCopy !req
66. and you have nothing!Copy !req
67. Killing me won't change that.Copy !req
68. - Wait!
- I'll deal with you later.Copy !req
69. I'm not a loser.Copy !req
70. Fuckin' hell!Copy !req
71. Fuck off! That's 3 times in a
week! Get your shit together.Copy !req
72. Craig, I need to speak to you.Copy !req
73. Oh, Rhiannon. Hi.Copy !req
74. Fuckin'...
What are you doing?Copy !req
75. Now!Copy !req
76. Oh-ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
77. You in trouble?Copy !req
78. Look, about last night...Copy !req
79. What about it?
You flirting with JuliaCopy !req
80. or you helping to sell
my house out from under me?Copy !req
81. I had no idea that
you didn't know about the house.Copy !req
82. Who said you could put
your shirt back on?Copy !req
83. Sit!Copy !req
84. Whoa!Copy !req
85. You like Julia?Copy !req
86. Ow!Copy !req
87. - Argh!
- Shut up.Copy !req
88. My fucking God!Copy !req
89. - Oh...
- Look at me.Copy !req
90. What... Rhi!Copy !req
91. Fuck!Copy !req
92. Ah...Copy !req
93. - You're so fucking hot!
- Shh!Copy !req
94. Craig, look at me!Copy !req
95. Look at me! Look at me!Copy !req
96. Look at me! Look at me!
Look at me!Copy !req
97. Look at me!Copy !req
98. Rhi, that was magical.Copy !req
99. - Ah...
- Yeah.Copy !req
100. I actually feel
quite emotional.Copy !req
101. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
102. Uh...Copy !req
103. When can I see you again?Copy !req
104. When I say you can.Copy !req
105. All right.Copy !req
106. Veuillez laisser votre message
après le bip.Copy !req
107. Hi, Seren, it's me.Copy !req
108. Just wondering
when you were gonna tell meCopy !req
109. that you agreed an offer
with Julia to buy Dad's house.Copy !req
110. If you could stop pretending
that I don't exist,Copy !req
111. that would be great.Copy !req
112. Thanks!Copy !req
113. Oh, I'm sorry.
Did I make you uncomfortable?Copy !req
114. Morning.Copy !req
115. Morning.Copy !req
116. Ooph! Oh!Copy !req
117. Just working
on the old dexterity.Copy !req
118. Got a bit of a weak grip.Copy !req
119. I've got a scoop for you.Copy !req
120. People tend not to say "scoop"
in the real world, Sweetpea.Copy !req
121. They say "lead" or "exclusive".Copy !req
122. It's about the murders.Copy !req
123. - Jeff!
- I'm not telling you what it isCopy !req
124. unless you promote me.Copy !req
125. Junior reporter, like AJ.Copy !req
126. What's going on?Copy !req
127. She wants to be
a junior reporter.Copy !req
128. We both know I deserve it.Copy !req
129. Well, I'm not sure
we are there just yet, Sweetpea.Copy !req
130. You would never have gotten
the real Ryan story without me.Copy !req
131. You know that.
I know you'll love this one.Copy !req
132. It's bigger
than a double murder.Copy !req
133. And The Telegram haven't got
a whiff of it yet.Copy !req
134. We don't need
two junior reporters, Norman.Copy !req
135. One's bad enough.Copy !req
136. Trial period, probationary.Copy !req
137. - What?
- Okay?Copy !req
138. I- This is blatant
box-ticking. I mean...Copy !req
139. people wonder why white men
are so depressed. I'm sorry...Copy !req
140. If it makes you
that sad, Jeff,Copy !req
141. you can take a personal day.Copy !req
142. Uh-uh-uh! Not so fast.Copy !req
143. Story first.Copy !req
144. Missing woman. Think
she could be our third victim.Copy !req
145. Come off it!
That's such a tenuous link.Copy !req
146. And if it was a missing person,
I'd know about it.Copy !req
147. I know people, police people,
so, yeah, I'd know about it.Copy !req
148. Not if the police
don't know about it yet.Copy !req
149. Who's your source?Copy !req
150. Yeah! Good one, Jeff.Copy !req
151. You go write it!Copy !req
152. Junior reporter.Copy !req
153. Norman,
can we just talk about it?Copy !req
154. Should you be doing that?Copy !req
155. You're a reporter now.Copy !req
156. Ah!Copy !req
157. I hope it doesn't end upCopy !req
158. being one of those, like,
Hunger Games type scenariosCopy !req
159. where you and I have
to fight to the deathCopy !req
160. in a bid to survive.Copy !req
161. Uh, you'll be alright.Copy !req
162. Heard there's a job going
on reception now.Copy !req
163. I'm happy for you.Copy !req
164. Thanks.Copy !req
165. You really wanted this.Copy !req
166. Caught that vibe
the first time we met.Copy !req
167. And there's something about you.Copy !req
168. And anyway, um,
the second murder victim -Copy !req
169. bit of a tosser, apparently.Copy !req
170. Local landlord.Copy !req
171. Uh, two-bed flats with, like,
18 people living in them.Copy !req
172. Evicted a single mum
and her newborn,Copy !req
173. so he could exploit
a load of immigrants.Copy !req
174. I'm thinking we have, like,
a vigilante on our hands,Copy !req
175. like, a kind of murdery
Robin Hood kind of thing.Copy !req
176. You do? That's...Copy !req
177. That's a pretty cool take.Copy !req
178. But do you...
Do you think it's any good?Copy !req
179. I mean, if it's true, then...
yeah, I think it's cool.Copy !req
180. Cool. Well,
maybe I'll pitch it to Norman.Copy !req
181. Hmm. Maybe I'll get you
a third murder victim.Copy !req
182. What?Copy !req
183. 'Cause I, uh...
I-I think I found one.Copy !req
184. Yeah, I'll...
I'll let you know.Copy !req
185. Okay.Copy !req
186. Um...Copy !req
187. Quiz at The Bell later?Copy !req
188. - Yeah, sure.
- Oh, it's on me.Copy !req
189. And yeah, I'll just do
the rest of these.Copy !req
190. It's good practice for...Copy !req
191. reception.Copy !req
192. Yeah! Boo! Paperwork.
Just chuck it in the bin.Copy !req
193. Yeah, it's just so many dead
ends to work through.Copy !req
194. Well,
I can give it to someone elseCopy !req
195. if it's too inconvenient
for you.Copy !req
196. Not at all.Copy !req
197. I love it.
Love paperwork. Love it!Copy !req
198. It's just...
I think it's a dead end.Copy !req
199. Uh, DS Sager and I
spoke to everyone at the clubCopy !req
200. and no one saw anything.Copy !req
201. I was hoping
to go join the othersCopy !req
202. at the second crime scene.Copy !req
203. Rory said something
about a witnessCopy !req
204. mentioning some "laddy lads."
Did you look into that?Copy !req
205. Yeah. I just didn't think
being "laddy" qualifiedCopy !req
206. as much of a motive, ma'am.Copy !req
207. That's not what I asked.Copy !req
208. I need facts, DC Farrar,Copy !req
209. and you're giving me
your interpretation, so...Copy !req
210. Go back through the CCTV,
look into it.Copy !req
211. Focus on your task.Copy !req
212. Oh, and I've got a few more for
you, from the second victim.Copy !req
213. Bit dry for my tastes.Copy !req
214. Read them all.Copy !req
215. Right! Let's do this, team.Copy !req
216. These are the cases
podcasts are made of.Copy !req
217. - Hi.
- Hi, it's Rhiannon.Copy !req
218. - Oh, my God, Rhiannon!
- All okay?Copy !req
219. No one's seen Julia
since yesterday.Copy !req
220. It's honestly just terrible.Copy !req
221. Wow! Oh, my God, wow! So...Copy !req
222. She just didn't come home?Copy !req
223. We're so worried,
I don't know what to do.Copy !req
224. - Shit!
- We're worried.Copy !req
225. No, I know. I mean...Copy !req
226. Yeah, I would be, too.Copy !req
227. I mean, I honestly
can't stop thinking about it-Copy !req
228. Well, you know, um,
I actually work at The Gazette.Copy !req
229. Oh, you're a
receptionist, right?Copy !req
230. No, I uh, just got promoted,
actually, so...Copy !req
231. Uh, I could speak to my editor,Copy !req
232. maybe write a piece
about Julia's disappearance?Copy !req
233. Draw attention to it.Copy !req
234. You know, the first twenty-four
hours are the most vital.Copy !req
235. Oh, that would be
amazing. Are you sure?Copy !req
236. Okay, great.
Yeah, no... Uh...Copy !req
237. Yeah, that- that sounds good.Copy !req
238. See you in half an hour?Copy !req
239. So, I'll, uh...
I'll see you there?Copy !req
240. Yes. Great.
You're a babe. Thanks, Rhiannon.Copy !req
241. Great! Okay. Uh, bye.Copy !req
242. Uh... going to meet
some contacts for the story.Copy !req
243. Yes!Copy !req
244. Who knew, eh?Copy !req
245. So, uh...Copy !req
246. what made you think that
something was wrong with Julia?Copy !req
247. She hasn't posted a story
in seventeen hours.Copy !req
248. Like, not even a meme.Copy !req
249. It is really unlike her.Copy !req
250. She's not responded
on the group chat eitherCopy !req
251. and she's such a quick texter.Copy !req
252. Yeah, that is... concerning.Copy !req
253. And then Marcus said
she didn't come home last night.Copy !req
254. Honestly,
that's the most worrying thing.Copy !req
255. They do everything together.
He came to my hen do!Copy !req
256. They're so sweet together.Copy !req
257. Hm!Copy !req
258. Sounds like
the perfect relationship.Copy !req
259. No problems whatsoever.Copy !req
260. You know,
it pretty much is.Copy !req
261. It's actually kind of sickening.Copy !req
262. What about
other areas of her life?Copy !req
263. Is she worried about anything?Copy !req
264. Under pressure at work?
Wedding stress?Copy !req
265. - Mm...
- No.Copy !req
266. Well, did she have any enemies?Copy !req
267. Is there anyone that might
have wanted to harm her?Copy !req
268. What? No.Copy !req
269. Everyone loves Julia.Copy !req
270. Sorry,
why are you asking that?Copy !req
271. Oh, just, uh...
context, really.Copy !req
272. People love to know the details,
the worse the better, so...Copy !req
273. if you can think of anything...Copy !req
274. Look at you!Copy !req
275. Being all... reportery.Copy !req
276. Well, you know, just...
doing my job, really.Copy !req
277. It's great to see
you doing so well now.Copy !req
278. I know things were...
hard at school.Copy !req
279. Mm! Not that hard.Copy !req
280. No. I mean, doesn't everyone
think school is hard?Copy !req
281. - This is really nice.
- Yeah.Copy !req
282. Well, no,
'cause our friend is missing.Copy !req
283. But... I mean catching up.Copy !req
284. We should go for drinks.
You seem, like, really fun now.Copy !req
285. Oh! Yeah.Copy !req
286. I am.Copy !req
287. Yeah.Copy !req
288. Boom! What are you up to?Copy !req
289. Uh, just playing
"Where's Wally?"Copy !req
290. with a bunch of rugby lads.Copy !req
291. What?Copy !req
292. I'm following up
on the Rhiannon Lewis statement.Copy !req
293. She said she saw some dodgy ladsCopy !req
294. the night
of Ryan Lloyd's murder.Copy !req
295. - Oh, the one whose dog died.
- Mm.Copy !req
296. Oh.Copy !req
297. I don't know if I'd go out
the night my dog died,Copy !req
298. but then again, grief
affects us all differently.Copy !req
299. Yeah...Copy !req
300. Sweet girl.Copy !req
301. Yeah, I've got like three more
hours of this to watch.Copy !req
302. What about them there?Copy !req
303. I'll leave you to it, then.Copy !req
304. - That's for you by the way.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
305. Yeah, really scary.Copy !req
306. Hi.Copy !req
307. Hi, Marcus.Copy !req
308. I'm Rhiannon Lewis.
I work at The Gazette.Copy !req
309. Julia's friends got in touch.Copy !req
310. Right, uh...
How can I help?Copy !req
311. I'm writing a piece
about Julia's disappearance.Copy !req
312. Raise awareness,
to help try find her...Copy !req
313. Please, come on in.Copy !req
314. Um, can I get you
a cup of tea? Coffee?Copy !req
315. Uh, yeah, Thanks,Copy !req
316. I like your home.
It's very modern.Copy !req
317. Yeah, no, this is Julia's
favorite type of architecture.Copy !req
318. When we first bought the place,
it was just completely soulless,Copy !req
319. but she really
put her mark on it.Copy !req
320. She made a whole Pinterest board
just on couches, and...Copy !req
321. I made fun of it, but now I...Copy !req
322. I can't stop looking
at that couch wondering,Copy !req
323. "Is she ever gonna
sit there again?"Copy !req
324. Um, so, why don't you tell me
what's happened?Copy !req
325. She's just never done anything
like this before, you know,Copy !req
326. She always replies
to my texts, and, um...Copy !req
327. Until last night, and then
she didn't come home. I just...Copy !req
328. Ugh! I just don't know
what to do, you know?Copy !req
329. What do people do
in these situations?Copy !req
330. I just feel so fucking useless.Copy !req
331. Sorry.Copy !req
332. So, what did you do?Copy !req
333. Well, when I couldn't reach her
around seven,Copy !req
334. I, um...
I checked Find My Friends.Copy !req
335. and that was turned off and...Copy !req
336. We're always able
to reach one another, you know?Copy !req
337. And you don't know
where she could have gone?Copy !req
338. She said she had no plans
last night?Copy !req
339. We go through our plans
every morning.Copy !req
340. She said she was coming
straight home after work.Copy !req
341. She gets off at 6:45.Copy !req
342. And how have things been
between you?Copy !req
343. Are you happy? Is she happy?Copy !req
344. Any secret drinking problems
or anything?Copy !req
345. I know you have to ask
that question. It's just...Copy !req
346. No, no, we're...Copy !req
347. We're fine.
We're, we're good, you know?Copy !req
348. And, um...Copy !req
349. Have you...Copy !req
350. reported her disappearance
to the police yet?Copy !req
351. Um...Copy !req
352. Yeah, first thing this morning.Copy !req
353. I would have done it last night,
it's just...Copy !req
354. You know, I kept hoping
she'd walk through the door,Copy !req
355. but then she didn't,
and then...Copy !req
356. it was six o'clock
in the morning.Copy !req
357. Uh, what did the police say?Copy !req
358. Um, just that...
they'd keep an eye out.Copy !req
359. Keep an eye out?
Doesn't seem very thorough.Copy !req
360. I'm sure they're doing
everything they can.Copy !req
361. Do you have any photos
I could use for the article?Copy !req
362. Yeah, this one.Copy !req
363. She's so joyful here.Copy !req
364. Maybe too joyful?Copy !req
365. Do you have anything
more, uh... wistful, maybe?Copy !req
366. Wistful? Yeah.Copy !req
367. Yeah, I've got just the one.Copy !req
368. If you could return
this after you're done,Copy !req
369. I'd really appreciate it.Copy !req
370. One night,
after too much Château Pape,Copy !req
371. we uh, picked our missing-person
photos for a laugh.Copy !req
372. This was hers.
It was her idea, like she knew.Copy !req
373. I'll take care of that for you.Copy !req
374. What time
did you go to the club?Copy !req
375. Uh... about eleven.Copy !req
376. - Until?
- Late.Copy !req
377. Uh, were you with anyone?'Copy !req
378. Uh, Pidge,
Anni, Lucille,Copy !req
379. Julia Blenkingsopp.Copy !req
380. Hello, Badgertons.Copy !req
381. Um, I would like to speak
to Julia Blenkingsopp, please.Copy !req
382. I'm afraid
Julia is unavailable.Copy !req
383. This is DC Farrar calling
from the North Berkshire police.Copy !req
384. It just would be great to speak
to her as soon as possible.Copy !req
385. As I said, she's unavailable.Copy !req
386. I'd recommend calling tomorrow.Copy !req
387. Look, she'll be back tomorrow.Copy !req
388. A spa weekend, lovers' tiff,
drugs bender...Copy !req
389. I mean,
there's loads of reasons.Copy !req
390. This... This is
reckless reporting.Copy !req
391. - Night, Jeff.
- Yeah.Copy !req
392. So, what do you think, Phil?Copy !req
393. It's official!
You're a published writer!Copy !req
394. Yeah!Copy !req
395. - Oh!
- I'm so sorry.Copy !req
396. No, it's, um...
Well done!Copy !req
397. Thanks!Copy !req
398. Sorry.
My phone's ringing.Copy !req
399. Hi, Seren.Copy !req
400. Julia offered a great price,
and I had to make a decision.Copy !req
401. I knew you'd freak out.Copy !req
402. Well, 'cause you...
You didn't even...Copy !req
403. Of course you exist.Copy !req
404. You're making me
very aware of that.Copy !req
405. But I'm the oldest,
and I need a deposit.Copy !req
406. This is happening.Copy !req
407. I can't get hold of Julia
to finalize,Copy !req
408. but a surveyors
coming round today.Copy !req
409. What? When? Not...Copy !req
410. Yeah, now.Copy !req
411. He's got keys, so you don't
have to put yourself out.Copy !req
412. Fuck!Copy !req
413. - Is everything alright?
- Uh, yeah.Copy !req
414. Fine. I just have
to sort something at the house.Copy !req
415. I'll see you at the pub.Copy !req
416. Hey! Stop!Copy !req
417. - This is trespassing!
- Oh, no, it's um...Copy !req
418. I-I'm Neil, the surveyor
from Badgertons.Copy !req
419. Who said you could come
into my house?Copy !req
420. Uh, Stella, Stella Gleason
from... from Badgertons.Copy !req
421. Yeah, well Stella doesn't know
what she's on aboutCopy !req
422. 'cause we're not selling,
so... thank you!Copy !req
423. Uh... are you- you sure?
Because Stella said...Copy !req
424. Get the fuck off my porch, Neil.Copy !req
425. Be quiet!Copy !req
426. I wouldn't bother.
Nobody can hear you.Copy !req
427. The perks of living
on a dual carriageway.Copy !req
428. Should have put that
in the listing.Copy !req
429. Anyway, I'm going outCopy !req
430. so, you're just gonna
exhaust yourself.Copy !req
431. What's that?Copy !req
432. Why am I celebrating?Copy !req
433. Oh, well, because
my life's not shit anymore.Copy !req
434. You know,
I got a promotion today.Copy !req
435. Published an amazing story.Copy !req
436. A deep dive
into a local estate agent.Copy !req
437. A woman who seemed
to have it all,Copy !req
438. and then...Copy !req
439. poof, just disappeared!Copy !req
440. Ended up dead.Copy !req
441. See?Copy !req
442. Don't underestimate me.Copy !req
443. Somebody help!
I'm locked in a garage!Copy !req
444. Help!Copy !req
445. You know,Copy !req
446. I used to think about you dying
all the time.Copy !req
447. What my life would be like
if you weren't in it.Copy !req
448. And do you know what?Copy !req
449. I think it will just keep
getting better.Copy !req
450. This is insane!Copy !req
451. You're gonna get caught.Copy !req
452. Marcus will be looking for me
and then-Copy !req
453. Oh, but you turned off
your Find My FriendsCopy !req
454. when you went to see Craig
last night, didn't you?Copy !req
455. Marcus told me.Copy !req
456. Cocked that up, didn't you?Copy !req
457. Is that my top?Copy !req
458. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
459. Nice wine, by the way.
Yeah, thanks for that.Copy !req
460. And your house just...Copy !req
461. Anyway, like I said,Copy !req
462. I'm going out, so...
I'll deal with you later.Copy !req
463. You look shit!Copy !req
464. Like one of those child
beauty pageant contestants.Copy !req
465. Creepy little pre-teen.Copy !req
466. You can insult me all you want,
but you're dying tonight.Copy !req
467. And the answer is...Copy !req
468. - Cheryl Tweedy.
- Yes!Copy !req
469. - Hey.
- Hey!Copy !req
470. Where are the others?Copy !req
471. What? I thought... It's...
It- it's just us.Copy !req
472. But I can- I can call Jeff
if you...Copy !req
473. Oh, no! Uh...Copy !req
474. Cool, yeah. That's, um...Copy !req
475. Don't do that.Copy !req
476. Uh, this is for you.Copy !req
477. Thanks.Copy !req
478. Uh, are you alright?
Is all... all okay at home?Copy !req
479. Yeah. Why?Copy !req
480. - What... What do you mean?
- No, I don't know, I just...Copy !req
481. thought you'd been a bit...Copy !req
482. Um...Copy !req
483. You're just scared
I'm coming for your job, so...Copy !req
484. No, I'm not. What-Copy !req
485. And now
for the bonus question.Copy !req
486. Right, the category is:
Famous Murderers.Copy !req
487. Whoa!Copy !req
488. In honor of those poor men.Copy !req
489. In 1972,Copy !req
490. Seattle's crime prevention
advisory committeeCopy !req
491. unknowingly appointed
which serial killer?Copy !req
492. Uh...Copy !req
493. - Uh, Charles Manson?
- Uh... '70s is too late.Copy !req
494. Oh, the chainsaw guy, Ed...Copy !req
495. - Gein? Maybe?
- John Wayne Gacy.Copy !req
496. - No! It's Ted Bundy. Ted Bundy.
- You sure?Copy !req
497. - Yeah. It's Ted Bundy.
- Bundy?Copy !req
498. - Pens down!
- Okay.Copy !req
499. For five bonus points
the answer was...Copy !req
500. - ... Ted Bundy.
- Yes!Copy !req
501. You are full of surprises.Copy !req
502. Oi! Get your hands
off my missus.Copy !req
503. - He wasn't...
- Oh... s-sorry.Copy !req
504. - Are you two...?
- His face!Copy !req
505. I'm fucking with you!Copy !req
506. She's not my bird... yet!Copy !req
507. - You all right, babe?
- Oh!Copy !req
508. Um... I'm AJ.Copy !req
509. - Oh, right, yeah.
- He's...Copy !req
510. - Craig.
- That's... quite a grip.Copy !req
511. Yeah, mate,
that's a grafter's grip.Copy !req
512. That's what that is, yeah.Copy !req
513. I'm on the tools all day,
d'you know what I mean,Copy !req
514. picking up concrete blocks.Copy !req
515. Yeah, that's my gym, so...Copy !req
516. - Cool.
- Yeah.Copy !req
517. Actually, do you mind
if I grab herCopy !req
518. for a couple of minutes,
is that okay?Copy !req
519. It'd be good if we could
actually finally talkCopy !req
520. some business.
We keep getting distracted.Copy !req
521. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
522. We keep having sex.Copy !req
523. - Yeah... Good.
- Yeah.Copy !req
524. Yeah, I'll...
leave you to it, then.Copy !req
525. - Oh! AJ, you don't...
- No, I do actually have to go,Copy !req
526. 'cause it was supposed
to be a quick pint.Copy !req
527. So, yeah, I'll, um...Copy !req
528. I'll see you at work.Copy !req
529. See you later, mate.Copy !req
530. He's a bit moist, innit he?Copy !req
531. Oh, what?Copy !req
532. AJ!Copy !req
533. AJ, come on!Copy !req
534. AJ!Copy !req
535. Fuck's sake!Copy !req
536. Marcus?Copy !req
537. - It's okay.
- You all right?Copy !req
538. I'm fine. Ugh... fine!Copy !req
539. Is she back?Copy !req
540. Has she come back yet?Copy !req
541. It's fine. She'll be back.
She always comes back.Copy !req
542. - When her Monzo runs out.
- What?Copy !req
543. Marcus, you s... You...Copy !req
544. Marcus, what do you mean?Copy !req
545. You said that
she hasn't done this before.Copy !req
546. You called the police.Copy !req
547. Yeah, I lied.
I know she'll be back.Copy !req
548. Marcus, we need to talk.Copy !req
549. Give me the keys,
I'm driving you home.Copy !req
550. Right, so you gonna tell meCopy !req
551. what's really been going on
then?Copy !req
552. Not sure
Julia would like that.Copy !req
553. Oh, fuck her!Copy !req
554. What?Copy !req
555. - She doesn't even love me.
- Marcus...Copy !req
556. What do you mean?
You said everything was...Copy !req
557. Hello? Yeah...Copy !req
558. - Marcus, what's going on?
- Spring rolls.Copy !req
559. Uh, okay,
an order of spring rolls.Copy !req
560. Is that it?Copy !req
561. What else do you want?Copy !req
562. Hello?Copy !req
563. Hello?Copy !req
564. I'm onto you.Copy !req
565. That hurts, Rhiannon.Copy !req
566. You make it look like
you've got this perfect life,Copy !req
567. but actually...Copy !req
568. it's all fake, isn't it?Copy !req
569. What?Copy !req
570. Everyone thinks
that you're fucking lovely,Copy !req
571. that you've got
this fucking lovely life,Copy !req
572. but actually...
you don't, do you?Copy !req
573. And you're not.Copy !req
574. You're awful.Copy !req
575. I know it.Copy !req
576. Marcus knows it.Copy !req
577. Marcus?Copy !req
578. What's he got to do with it?Copy !req
579. That's right,Copy !req
580. you won't have seen
his many, many messages.Copy !req
581. So I'll share them, shall I?Copy !req
582. "Why won't you fucking reply?"Copy !req
583. "You always do this,
you fucking bitch!"Copy !req
584. "Why are you always trying
to hurt me?"Copy !req
585. "I'm going to kill myself
and it will all be your fault."Copy !req
586. "It's fucking abuse."Copy !req
587. You're abusive.Copy !req
588. That's not even
the worst of them.Copy !req
589. Fuck off, Rhiannon.Copy !req
590. So, what'd you do to him?Copy !req
591. - Nothing.
- You must have done something,Copy !req
592. 'Cause he is not happy with you.Copy !req
593. - I didn't do anything.
- What was it?Copy !req
594. Did you erode his self-worthCopy !req
595. and general context
in the world?Copy !req
596. - No.
- You ruin lives, Julia!Copy !req
597. You're like cancer.Copy !req
598. Or climate change.Copy !req
599. Or Russia.Copy !req
600. Yeah. The world would be
a better place without you.Copy !req
601. Except,
at least with Russia,Copy !req
602. everyone knows
what a psycho Putin is.Copy !req
603. No one even knows about you.Copy !req
604. And by the time they do,
it's too late,Copy !req
605. 'cause you've already
destroyed them.Copy !req
606. Fine!Copy !req
607. I'm a terrible person!Copy !req
608. I deserve him. I deserve this.Copy !req
609. It's all a lie!
I'm a huge fucking fake.Copy !req
610. Is that what you want to hear?Copy !req
611. - Oh, God!
- What?Copy !req
612. He's a fucking monster!Copy !req
613. I don't know how to get out.Copy !req
614. I don't know how to get out.Copy !req
615. I don't know how to get out.Copy !req
616. I don't know how to get out.Copy !req
617. He controls everything.Copy !req
618. I don't know how to get out.Copy !req
619. I don't know
how to get out.Copy !req
620. - Fuck me!
- Cheeky!Copy !req
621. Careful or I'll have you up
for inappropriate conduct.Copy !req
622. Apologies, ma'am,Copy !req
623. I, uh... hadn't realized
I'd answered so quickly.Copy !req
624. Robust reflexes.Copy !req
625. Good thing you're not
in the gun squad, eh?Copy !req
626. Yeah.Copy !req
627. Listen, have you seen
The Gazette?Copy !req
628. A woman's gone missing.Copy !req
629. Says the husband reported it
this morning,Copy !req
630. but, well, I've had a look,
and there's nothing on file.Copy !req
631. We need to get across this.
Can't take any chances.Copy !req
632. Oh my God!Copy !req
633. - Is everything okay?
- Uh...Copy !req
634. Yeah, I think I might have
something.Copy !req
635. Can I- can I call you
back?Copy !req
636. Don't be all night-Copy !req