1. People I'd love to kill...Copy !req
2. Manspreaders.Copy !req
3. I mean, yeah,
that's what he said to me.Copy !req
4. - Donna in the minimarket.
- ... he was saying.Copy !req
5. Who is never happy to help.Copy !req
6. all up in my face...Copy !req
7. You've got an alligator
in your garden, and what?Copy !req
8. - Ahh.
- How big is it?Copy !req
9. Norman from work.Copy !req
10. No, I can't put that
on the front page.Copy !req
11. For failing to
acknowledge my potential.Copy !req
12. Jeff from work.Copy !req
13. For having zero
spatial awareness.Copy !req
14. Ah!Copy !req
15. Night!Copy !req
16. Actually, everybody at work.Copy !req
17. People who have sex with youCopy !req
18. and then only reply to
your texts with emojis.Copy !req
19. My sister, Seren,
for leaving me on read,Copy !req
20. on my phone,
and in my life in general.Copy !req
21. Our mum, for leavingCopy !req
22. and forgetting to tell us
where she went.Copy !req
23. And forever at
the top of my list,Copy !req
24. Julia Blenkingsopp.Copy !req
25. Did you hear Rhiannon died?Copy !req
26. Oh, no. I, I didn't-Copy !req
27. Who subjected meCopy !req
28. to a relentless campaign
of psychological abuse.Copy !req
29. Eroding my self-worth and
general context in the world.Copy !req
30. Oh my god, do you smell that?
It smells like decay!Copy !req
31. She's so weird.Copy !req
32. Julia Blenkingsopp,Copy !req
33. for making me pull so much
of my hair out,Copy !req
34. that I had to wear a wig.Copy !req
35. Julia Blenkingsopp,
for turning me into a ghost.Copy !req
36. Making me forever invisible,
and afraid.Copy !req
37. And I'd kill my dad...Copy !req
38. for dying.Copy !req
39. And leaving me to deal
with everything alone.Copy !req
40. Dad?
Dad?Copy !req
41. Nur-?
Nurse?Copy !req
42. Nurse!
Oh, excuse me!Copy !req
43. I pulled out the wire.Copy !req
44. - You prick!
- No, you're too easy.Copy !req
45. Oh.Copy !req
46. - You alright?
- Yeah.Copy !req
47. All right.
Got you some bits.Copy !req
48. Yes!
Give me my, knife, would you.Copy !req
49. Yeah.Copy !req
50. Here you go.Copy !req
51. Thanks.
What happened there?Copy !req
52. Ah, just tea.Copy !req
53. Jeff, uh, bumped into me.Copy !req
54. It was an accident.Copy !req
55. You let people take the piss.Copy !req
56. You need to learn
to stand up for yourself.Copy !req
57. I know.Copy !req
58. Ah, don't just say you know.
Do it.Copy !req
59. I'm serious, Rhiannon.Copy !req
60. Don't let people
walk all over you.Copy !req
61. Make 'em see you, how you are.Copy !req
62. How special you are.Copy !req
63. Just be more...Copy !req
64. RAHR!Copy !req
65. You trying to kill me?Copy !req
66. You sound worse.Copy !req
67. Has anyone been in
to see you today?Copy !req
68. I told you,Copy !req
69. someone will be with you as soon
as they're available.Copy !req
70. - Excuse me?
- Come on!Copy !req
71. - It will take you two minutes!
- Sorry, can I?Copy !req
72. - This isn't good enough.
- Um-Copy !req
73. I pay for your fucking wages!Copy !req
74. Oh! Can I have a raise then?Copy !req
75. My mate wants a mini trifle,Copy !req
76. so he should get
a mini fucking trifle!Copy !req
77. Don't speak to me
like that, sir.Copy !req
78. - Sorry, I, I just need, um-
- Hey, I'm talking to you!Copy !req
79. Hi, excuse me?Copy !req
80. Fine, I'll do it myself then...Copy !req
81. And myself...Copy !req
82. - You can't go—
- My dad, um-...Copy !req
83. for being so helpless
without him.Copy !req
84. He's crashing...Copy !req
85. For letting him down, again.Copy !req
86. People I'd love to kill...Copy !req
87. Everyone.Copy !req
88. You look nice.Copy !req
89. Tommy will be so missed,Copy !req
90. and not just by the people whose
extensions he didn't finishCopy !req
91. before he fell ill.Copy !req
92. Oh, what time d'you call this?Copy !req
93. As I was saying,
Tommy will be missed.Copy !req
94. Hi.Copy !req
95. But he'll be missed most
by his family.Copy !req
96. I thought you weren't coming.Copy !req
97. The flight was delayed.Copy !req
98. Daughter Seren, mother to his
only grandchild, Noel.Copy !req
99. Son in law, Xavier.Copy !req
100. Daughter and carer, Rhian.Copy !req
101. - That's not my name.
- Shhh.Copy !req
102. And not to mention
his dedicated employees,Copy !req
103. Andrew, Craig and Shaun,
whom he saw as family.Copy !req
104. And all the other friends,
colleagues and clients,Copy !req
105. who have come to say
goodbye one final time.Copy !req
106. And now,Copy !req
107. to play Tommy out of this life
and onto whatever awaits,Copy !req
108. is a cover of a song
by his favorite artist,Copy !req
109. Bruce Springsteen.Copy !req
110. Because Tommy was, 'A Boss' too.Copy !req
111. Literally.Copy !req
112. He ran a limited company
and employed three other people.Copy !req
113. I told him to say that.Copy !req
114. Tommy, this one's for you.Copy !req
115. Carefully chosen by...Copy !req
116. Rhian.Copy !req
117. That's actually quite nice.Copy !req
118. He- he said he'd haunt me
if I didn't.Copy !req
119. - Thank you.
- Oh, uh, thank you.Copy !req
120. - Very sorry.
- Thank you.Copy !req
121. - So sorry, Rhian.
- Uh, it's actually...Copy !req
122. Rhiannon.Copy !req
123. So sorry.Copy !req
124. What is she doing here?Copy !req
125. She moved back.
She wanted to pay her respects.Copy !req
126. Oh, Julia!Copy !req
127. Um, excuse me?Copy !req
128. There are a lot of
dirty glasses on our table.Copy !req
129. Oh, okay, um...Copy !req
130. Hi, Aunty Brenda it's...Copy !req
131. Rhiannon.
Tommy's daughter.Copy !req
132. Oh.Copy !req
133. Are you the one that
lives in France?Copy !req
134. No, that's Seren.Copy !req
135. I'm just...Copy !req
136. here.Copy !req
137. So, you don't work here?Copy !req
138. No.Copy !req
139. - She doesn't work here.
- Oh no, really?Copy !req
140. - Oh, sorry.
- Oh, steady on.Copy !req
141. - Oh hi! Hi.
- Oh, hi-Copy !req
142. Uhh...Copy !req
143. It was really nice
of you to come.Copy !req
144. No, yeah, like, obviously.
You know, Tommy was like, yeah.Copy !req
145. - Anyway-
- So, how have you been?Copy !req
146. - Sorry, what's that?
- Sorry.Copy !req
147. I was just asking
how you've been.Copy !req
148. Ah, um...Copy !req
149. I'm pretty sad actually.Copy !req
150. Yeah...Copy !req
151. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
152. Anyway um,
it was good to see you.Copy !req
153. - Yeah.
- I should deliver these.Copy !req
154. Oh maybe we could get
coffee or something, sometime?Copy !req
155. Yeah...Copy !req
156. yeah, okay.Copy !req
157. I mean you've got my number, so.Copy !req
158. Yeah but um,
I don't know if it's working.Copy !req
159. Does it end in two, seven, four?Copy !req
160. Yeah, that's the one.Copy !req
161. - Okay.
- Cool.Copy !req
162. - D'you want anything?
- No thanks, babes.Copy !req
163. I'll get, uh, red wine...Copy !req
164. At school she made me thinkCopy !req
165. I'd died and was
just a ghost in a uniform.Copy !req
166. Ah? What's that?Copy !req
167. Nothing.Copy !req
168. I should...Copy !req
169. It was good seeing ya.Copy !req
170. Bye.Copy !req
171. You alright?
Here we go.Copy !req
172. - Julia.
- Cheers.Copy !req
173. - Cheers.
- Cheers.Copy !req
174. Cheers mate.Copy !req
175. Sorry.Copy !req
176. I got' em to do mini
scotch eggs especially.Copy !req
177. I only eat meat
when I'm menstruating.Copy !req
178. Oh,
come on it's a special occasion.Copy !req
179. Rhiannon, can you stop waving
meat in my face!Copy !req
180. Oh, sorry.
Didn't see you.Copy !req
181. There are like,
zero vegetarian options.Copy !req
182. Who the fuck eats
iceberg lettuce?Copy !req
183. You should have a word
with whoever did the food,Copy !req
184. looks like an impoverished
child's birthday party.Copy !req
185. Yeah Rhiannon, did you even send
them my dietary requirements?Copy !req
186. Oh my God, hi!
It's been so long, hasn't it?Copy !req
187. I mean,
I haven't seen you since school!Copy !req
188. So long ago.Copy !req
189. We're all so different now,
aren't we?Copy !req
190. So how are you?
What have you been up to?Copy !req
191. Rhiannon!Copy !req
192. My dad died.Copy !req
193. I'm so sorry for your loss.Copy !req
194. Julia!Copy !req
195. What?
Pidge wants some chipolatas.Copy !req
196. Excuse me.Copy !req
197. Stop being weird.Copy !req
198. Were you just gonna go?Copy !req
199. I did look for you.Copy !req
200. It was nice to catch up.Copy !req
201. Yeah, I haven't seen
the girls for ages!Copy !req
202. They're all going for a
reunion drink at SQR tomorrow.Copy !req
203. You should go.Copy !req
204. Are you joking?Copy !req
205. What?Copy !req
206. She pretended
not to recognize me.Copy !req
207. Julia?Copy !req
208. Maybe she didn't.Copy !req
209. Yeah, right.Copy !req
210. Rhiannon,Copy !req
211. we need to sell the house.Copy !req
212. And the business probably.Copy !req
213. What?Copy !req
214. But I, but I live in the house!Copy !req
215. There are other houses.Copy !req
216. But this is dad's house!Copy !req
217. Seren...Copy !req
218. our home.Copy !req
219. - You could always buy me out.
- What with?Copy !req
220. I'm an admin assistant.
A bag of stationary?Copy !req
221. Well, Xav and I wanna buy a
place, so...Copy !req
222. Well, why don't you move back?Copy !req
223. You could move back in,Copy !req
224. and then we could all be
like a little family.Copy !req
225. It won't just be Tink
and me-Copy !req
226. Are you serious?Copy !req
227. But where would I go?Copy !req
228. All- all of dad's stuff-Copy !req
229. Sorry.
It's happening.Copy !req
230. I've got an estate agent.
Julia's doing it.Copy !req
231. No. Seren.Copy !req
232. Yes. Rhiannon,
she's doing us a favor.Copy !req
233. Her new place doesn't normally
take anythingCopy !req
234. under a half a mill.Copy !req
235. Seren,
you can't let her-Copy !req
236. Let's talk about it later, yeah.Copy !req
237. - Seren, please!
- I'll ring you.Copy !req
238. I'll sort it.Copy !req
239. Bye.Copy !req
240. Okay.Copy !req
241. This could be
a good thing for you.Copy !req
242. New start.Copy !req
243. What? Dad's dead!Copy !req
244. I know.
He was my dad, too.Copy !req
245. You need to get over
this Julia thing.Copy !req
246. Go to SQR.
You might have fun.Copy !req
247. People I'd love to kill.Copy !req
248. Julia Blenkingsopp.Copy !req
249. For getting to live
the perfect life,Copy !req
250. when she ruined mine.Copy !req
251. And now coming back
to do it all over again.Copy !req
252. Tink, come here.Copy !req
253. Rahr!Copy !req
254. Morning!Copy !req
255. I'm back.Copy !req
256. People I'd love to kill...Copy !req
257. My colleagues
for failing to noticeCopy !req
258. there's been a woman sized hole
on receptionCopy !req
259. for the last ten days.Copy !req
260. My dad, for saying I should
stand up for myselfCopy !req
261. and then dying.
So now I have to.Copy !req
262. Do I need pet insurance?
No.Copy !req
263. My boss, Norman.Copy !req
264. Because I don't have any pets.Copy !req
265. For only seeing me
as a coat rack.Copy !req
266. When I could be so much more.Copy !req
267. - Oo!
- Can I get a word, Norman?Copy !req
268. Oh, oh, that's not for me!
I was- Er, yeah, yeah...Copy !req
269. Um...Copy !req
270. What can I do for you?Copy !req
271. I'd like to be considered for
the Junior Reporter position.Copy !req
272. Please.Copy !req
273. O- kay...Copy !req
274. Um, wasn't expecting that.Copy !req
275. Um, what's brought this on?Copy !req
276. I've been here a while now,
and...Copy !req
277. I thought it was
time for a change.Copy !req
278. So,
here is my CV for your perusal.Copy !req
279. Oh...Copy !req
280. Well you said when I startedCopy !req
281. there would be scope
for progressionCopy !req
282. and um, I haven't actually uh, progressed.Copy !req
283. But, I'd like to.Copy !req
284. You don't have to read it now-Copy !req
285. Yeah well, I've read it.
It's quite short.Copy !req
286. Well, I've been working on
some story ideasCopy !req
287. that could be good for us.Copy !req
288. Um, for example, someone found
a perfectly preserved catCopy !req
289. in the Carndale flats
redevelopment.Copy !req
290. I thought it could be a good uh,
human interest story?Copy !req
291. Or, um...Copy !req
292. There's a residents meeting
happening next weekCopy !req
293. about the surgery closures.Copy !req
294. I could cover that.Copy !req
295. Okay, there's, there's more,
if you-Copy !req
296. The thing is, Sweetpea.Copy !req
297. I don't really see
you in editorial.Copy !req
298. Well cause, I'm not there yet,
you know.Copy !req
299. I'm over there,
but I'd like to be, there.Copy !req
300. The last pair I had,Copy !req
301. the lens shattered
'cause I was cycling too fast.Copy !req
302. And Jeff is...Copy !req
303. - Great.
- Yeah.Copy !req
304. But, as Junior ReporterCopy !req
305. I could focus on engaging
my demographic.Copy !req
306. Mmmm, it's just you don't
have the umm...Copy !req
307. to be uh...Copy !req
308. Y'know?
You're a bit...Copy !req
309. la, la, la, la, la...Copy !req
310. You need to be, rahr!Copy !req
311. So the question I would ask is,Copy !req
312. do you have that
killer instinct to uh,Copy !req
313. do that, y'know, the job?Copy !req
314. Well, maybe not now,
but I can learn.Copy !req
315. Well, you, you do that.
And then we'll talk.Copy !req
316. Good?Copy !req
317. Was there something else?Copy !req
318. Uh, no.
Thank you.Copy !req
319. Oh,
would you put these in the uh,Copy !req
320. recycling, on your way out?Copy !req
321. Hi!
Sorry.Copy !req
322. Is this-Copy !req
323. Are, are you reception?Copy !req
324. Um, administrative assistant.Copy !req
325. Sorry. I'm AJ.Copy !req
326. Pierce.
Here- here to see Norman.Copy !req
327. That's a serious bit
of kit you got there.Copy !req
328. Perfect for all those...Copy !req
329. administrative emergencies.Copy !req
330. There's nothing in here.Copy !req
331. Um...Copy !req
332. Hi!Copy !req
333. I can just go through.Copy !req
334. No!Copy !req
335. S-sorry,
he- he likes me to call f-Copy !req
336. Anthony, son! Get over here.Copy !req
337. Thank you.Copy !req
338. Fuck am I for then?Copy !req
339. Sorry,
I didn't catch your name?Copy !req
340. Oh uh, R-Rhiannon.Copy !req
341. Thank you, Rhiannon.Copy !req
342. Oh uh, that's fine.Copy !req
343. You couldn't do us
some teas could you, Sweetpea?Copy !req
344. Ehhh...Copy !req
345. How's your mum?Copy !req
346. Saw her in the garden
the other day.Copy !req
347. Lovely top she had on.Copy !req
348. She's always so well turned out,
isn't she?Copy !req
349. Fuck.Copy !req
350. - Thanks for coming in.
- What, no, thank you!Copy !req
351. A minute of your time, folks!Copy !req
352. I'd like to introduce you to AJ.Copy !req
353. Hello.Copy !req
354. AJ will be our new
junior reporter from tomorrow.Copy !req
355. - What?
- Be nice to him.Copy !req
356. Not too nice.
Lana, I know what you're like.Copy !req
357. - Lock up your daughters!
- Uh no, lock up your...Copy !req
358. - notepads.
- And your mum!Copy !req
359. His mum's lovely.Copy !req
360. Yeah.Copy !req
361. Anyway, welcome.Copy !req
362. And, uh, I'll show you out.
That, that's out.Copy !req
363. Yeah.Copy !req
364. That was mine.Copy !req
365. What's the fucking point?Copy !req
366. People I'd love to kill...Copy !req
367. This fucking nepo-baby,Copy !req
368. who thinks he's entitled
to everything, including my job.Copy !req
369. - Ahh!
- Jesus, fuck!Copy !req
370. Uh, sorry!Copy !req
371. - What are you?
- I was just-Copy !req
372. - Shat myself-
- There's um...Copy !req
373. A...Copy !req
374. A form.Copy !req
375. A form?Copy !req
376. Yeah like a,
new employee form to fill out.Copy !req
377. Oh-Copy !req
378. And I don't have your email, so.Copy !req
379. - Okay.
- That's why I'm here.Copy !req
380. - Can I have it?
- Yeah, uh...Copy !req
381. I think uh,Copy !req
382. think Norman already has it
but...Copy !req
383. - There you go.
- Thanks.Copy !req
384. You- you must really
like your job.Copy !req
385. Or I must really hate itCopy !req
386. and need an excuse
to get out of the office.Copy !req
387. Um...Copy !req
388. This is gonna sound weird,
but, did I take your job?Copy !req
389. Well, it's not my job is it?
It's your job, so.Copy !req
390. Okay.Copy !req
391. So, congrats!Copy !req
392. Bye.Copy !req
393. Bye.Copy !req
394. You, are you okay, there?Copy !req
395. Yeah.Copy !req
396. Alright.Copy !req
397. Ah, missed you.Copy !req
398. Fucks sake!Copy !req
399. Ow!Copy !req
400. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
401. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
402. Tink.Copy !req
403. Tink...Copy !req
404. Hey Seren, hope France is good.
Tink's dead now, too.Copy !req
405. He's dead.
And I um...Copy !req
406. Please don't sell the house,
Seren.Copy !req
407. Please.
It's my home.Copy !req
408. She can't take this, too.Copy !req
409. And you can tell Julia
to just leave me alone.Copy !req
410. I don't want her in the house.Copy !req
411. I don't,
I don't want her here.Copy !req
412. And Dad wouldn't want it.Copy !req
413. And he said,Copy !req
414. I need to stop letting
people take the piss.Copy !req
415. So you can just tell
her just- just fuck off!Copy !req
416. She is not gonna
ruin my life again!Copy !req
417. Actually, I'll tell her.Copy !req
418. Julia?
Julia!Copy !req
419. Oh, Rhiannon!
I didn't see you!Copy !req
420. What are you doing here?Copy !req
421. Stop it.
Okay?Copy !req
422. Stop what?Copy !req
423. Are you okay?Copy !req
424. Do you need a drink of water?Copy !req
425. No,
I don't need a drink of water.Copy !req
426. I need you to stay out
of my house.Copy !req
427. Okay, I don't want you in it!Copy !req
428. Oh, babe.Copy !req
429. You need to sort this
out with your sister.Copy !req
430. I'm just doing this for Seren.Copy !req
431. Why me, Julia?Copy !req
432. Sorry?Copy !req
433. Stop pretending that you don't
know what you did.Copy !req
434. I've no idea what you're
talking-Copy !req
435. You ruined my life!Copy !req
436. I don't know who I am.Copy !req
437. You, you made me nothing.Copy !req
438. And you're back
and you're doing it again now!Copy !req
439. You're selling my house.
You killed my dog.Copy !req
440. My life is shit because of you!
So just stop, okay.Copy !req
441. Stop!Copy !req
442. Babe, I'm not in your life.
So all the shit, that's on you.Copy !req
443. You didn't exist to me then,
and you don't now.Copy !req
444. Delusional.Copy !req
445. It's like you're obsessed
with me.Copy !req
446. It's fucking creepy.Copy !req
447. You're not still doing that,
are you?Copy !req
448. Bedtime I think, Rhiannon.Copy !req
449. - What's going on, babe?
- Oh, nothing.Copy !req
450. You made me this way.Copy !req
451. She was like that at
school. Always making stuff up.Copy !req
452. I think she's just lonely.Copy !req
453. Shit without you.Copy !req
454. Oh!
What the fuck?Copy !req
455. Whoa, didn't see ya'.Copy !req
456. - Ah, what the fuck?
- D'you see me now?Copy !req
457. I'll fucking end you,
you stupid bitch!Copy !req
458. You fucking cut me!Copy !req
459. My fucking shirt!
I love this shirt!Copy !req
460. Oh, you're fucked.
You are so fucked.Copy !req
461. You are so fucking-Copy !req
462. Do you see me now?Copy !req
463. Do you see me now?Copy !req
464. Do you see me now?Copy !req
465. Ah-Copy !req
466. RAHHHHHHRRRRRRRR!Copy !req