1. - Again, we're only open
for curbside pickup today.Copy !req
2. There won't be any customers
in this store,Copy !req
3. so we get to go nuts.Copy !req
4. Deep cleaning! Yay!Copy !req
5. - Think about it like
it's a storewide cavity search.Copy !req
6. It's store 1217's turn
to spread its cheeks.Copy !req
7. - Or think of it
as a deep cleaning.Copy !req
8. - Pretty clear, really.
- So what?Copy !req
9. Now we have to do a deep clean,
like, every year?Copy !req
10. - Yeah, one deep clean a year
during a pandemicCopy !req
11. does sound a little excessive.Copy !req
12. - Wow.
- How has it been a year already?Copy !req
13. But also, how has it
only been a year?Copy !req
14. - A whole year wasted.Copy !req
15. Jerry and I never even got
to go on our honeymoon.Copy !req
16. I had to freeze
my edible lingerie.Copy !req
17. - Mom, that's gross.
- Oh, sorry.Copy !req
18. - It's like our whole lives
are just on hold.Copy !req
19. - Welcome to my world.Copy !req
20. Try waiting around to seeCopy !req
21. if you're gonna get
kicked out of the country.Copy !req
22. But I do miss brunch.Copy !req
23. - Remember ordering a pancake
for the table?Copy !req
24. - You guys aren't
gonna believe this,Copy !req
25. but I was almost sadCopy !req
26. that we didn't have
our staff Christmas party.Copy !req
27. - Aw!
- But I guess we're all usedCopy !req
28. to stuff getting canceled
by now.Copy !req
29. - Wait, not everything has
to be canceled.Copy !req
30. We're gonna have
that Christmas party today!Copy !req
31. - I do have a little
leftover eggnog in my locker.Copy !req
32. - You keep it,
'cause Garrett and ICopy !req
33. are gonna take care
of everything.Copy !req
34. - What—what am I doing?
- Oh.Copy !req
35. I just assumed
you'd want to helpCopy !req
36. because you missed
the Christmas party so much.Copy !req
37. Oh, unless you had your heart
set on cleaning?Copy !req
38. - Neither of those
sound appealing,Copy !req
39. but I'll go with the one
with a lower chanceCopy !req
40. of finding another
severed foot.Copy !req
41. - Okay, so you...Copy !req
42. - The party.
- I'll help plan the party.Copy !req
43. - Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
44. - You know what?
- This is nice.Copy !req
45. - Uh, what's nice?
- Just us.Copy !req
46. Back to being platonic friends.Copy !req
47. Brian and I back to being
a traditional one-on-one.Copy !req
48. Well, not completely
traditional.Copy !req
49. We're going through batteries
like crazy.Copy !req
50. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
51. - I just love how not awkward
this all is.Copy !req
52. - Mm-hmm. You know what really
makes it not awkward?Copy !req
53. - Saying that.
- Totally.Copy !req
54. Yeah, same page.
Same page.Copy !req
55. Well, I will see you at
our next interaction, friend-o!Copy !req
56. - So who is she?Copy !req
57. You have a very obvious
flirty texting face.Copy !req
58. - Okay.Copy !req
59. Keep it on the down low,Copy !req
60. but, uh, Carol's lawyer,
Hannah,Copy !req
61. followed me on Instagram
last week,Copy !req
62. and we've been kind of DMing.Copy !req
63. - Oh, my God, you're dating
outside the store?Copy !req
64. I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
65. - Well, nothing has
actually happened yet,Copy !req
66. but she said
that she has to come inCopy !req
67. to get Carol's signature
on something,Copy !req
68. so I'm thinking
I might ask her out.Copy !req
69. - Aw!Copy !req
70. Go... get 'em, tiger.Copy !req
71. I don't know.Copy !req
72. What do straight boys say?Copy !req
73. - No, I mean, you nailed it.
- That's exactly what we say.Copy !req
74. Aw, shoot.Copy !req
75. An order just came in
for Ron and Connie Sosa.Copy !req
76. I mean, they didn't
even really like meCopy !req
77. when we were together, so this
is gonna be really awkward.Copy !req
78. - Well, then let me do it.Copy !req
79. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
80. You know, I barely met them.Copy !req
81. Eric introduced me
on a family Zoom once,Copy !req
82. but then his uncle revealed
he had a secret family,Copy !req
83. so it just went off the rails.Copy !req
84. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
85. But now, I can give them
the best customer serviceCopy !req
86. of their lives,
and they'll love me forever.Copy !req
87. - Yeah, sure.
- Then go for it.Copy !req
88. Keep an eye out
for a red Prius.Copy !req
89. It smells
like cough drops inside,Copy !req
90. but I don't think
you'll need to know that.Copy !req
91. - Oh, Garrett.Copy !req
92. You've got quite the gift
for snowflake placement.Copy !req
93. - Thank you.Copy !req
94. I think my secret is,
I don't care.Copy !req
95. - This is gonna be so nice.Copy !req
96. It almost makes me wish
we could celebrateCopy !req
97. the other holidays
we missed too.Copy !req
98. - Yeah, like Halloween.Copy !req
99. I was dressed in full
head-to-toe Shrek makeup,Copy !req
100. in my living room, for no one.Copy !req
101. - St. Patrick's Day,
Fourth of July...Copy !req
102. my first Mother's Day.Copy !req
103. I had always dreamed
of going to Sweet Tomatoes,Copy !req
104. and hitting that salad bar,
soups,Copy !req
105. serve-yourself froyo...Copy !req
106. I don't wanna talk about it.Copy !req
107. - Well, you know what?
- Maybe we can celebrateCopy !req
108. all the holidays.Copy !req
109. You know,Copy !req
110. have an All-iday Party!Copy !req
111. Do you get it?
All the holidays?Copy !req
112. - I get it.
- Yeah. Yeah, that's genius.Copy !req
113. Yeah, but I just think that
maybe we got our hands fullCopy !req
114. with one holiday.Copy !req
115. - Don't forget
about Thanksgiving, man.Copy !req
116. You know, the one with
the pilgrims and the turkey?Copy !req
117. - Yeah, no, I know
what Thanksgiving is,Copy !req
118. but... all right, sure.Copy !req
119. Yes, we'll all have
Thanksgiving dinner too.Copy !req
120. - Okay?
- That's cool.Copy !req
121. - Wow, this party
is gonna be greatCopy !req
122. once it all comes together,
eventually.Copy !req
123. - Are you kidding me, Glenn?
- Cooking Thanksgiving dinner?Copy !req
124. - Well—
- That's too much work!Copy !req
125. - Yeah, but not after the tough
year that they've all had.Copy !req
126. I mean, look at poor Nia.Copy !req
127. She's never gotten to celebrate
any of the holidays with us.Copy !req
128. - It's okay.Copy !req
129. I do those
with family and friends.Copy !req
130. - Well, you're gonna forget
all about themCopy !req
131. once you've partied with us
at work.Copy !req
132. All-iday!Copy !req
133. - Hey, are the floor cleaners
almost ready?Copy !req
134. We're just pushing that g—Copy !req
135. Whoa, it reeks of chemicals
in here.Copy !req
136. We should air this out.Copy !req
137. - Oh, yeah.
- Good idea.Copy !req
138. That fresh air feels nice
on my face and eyebrows.Copy !req
139. - Dina, are you okay?Copy !req
140. Hmm?Copy !req
141. Oh, I just feel
a little lightheaded.Copy !req
142. I should probably sit down.Copy !req
143. - You're already sitting.Copy !req
144. - What?Copy !req
145. - Oh.Copy !req
146. I think maybe you got
a little high from the fumes.Copy !req
147. - Wait, could you repeat that,
but slower?Copy !req
148. I think I might be a little...Copy !req
149. oh, no.Copy !req
150. - Drive safe.Copy !req
151. - Oh, there they are.
- Red Prius.Copy !req
152. Okay, watch, I'm gonna get rid
of these other carsCopy !req
153. so they don't have
to wait in line.Copy !req
154. - VIP treatment.
- Cool.Copy !req
155. I'm gonna go... hide.Copy !req
156. I mean, not hide, but...Copy !req
157. yeah, I'm gonna go hide.Copy !req
158. - Okay.Copy !req
159. Sorry, your order's not ready.Copy !req
160. - Uh, don't you need
my order number?Copy !req
161. - Nope! Don't need it.
- It's not ready. Take a lap.Copy !req
162. Come on. Take a lap.
Keep going.Copy !req
163. Come on.
Keep going.Copy !req
164. Take a lap.
Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
165. All right.
Time to shine.Copy !req
166. Keep going.Copy !req
167. Take—Copy !req
168. Excuse me, I said take
a lap, okay?Copy !req
169. - Mateo!Copy !req
170. We just honked to say hi.Copy !req
171. - Connie. Ron.Copy !req
172. Oh, my God, guys.Copy !req
173. Hi...Copy !req
174. - So you didn't give them
their order?Copy !req
175. - Well, I couldn't let them
drive away thinkingCopy !req
176. I'm some sort of yelling,
foul-mouthed dockworker!Copy !req
177. - I'm so sorry.Copy !req
178. I guess they got a new car.
Doesn't matter.Copy !req
179. Look, it was an accident, okay?
I'm sure they'll forgive you.Copy !req
180. - Like they forgave you
for taking a dumpCopy !req
181. all over Emma's quinceañera?Copy !req
182. - I mean, I wouldn't say...Copy !req
183. I mean, that...Copy !req
184. they were really different
after that.Copy !req
185. - Just help me
make it up to them.Copy !req
186. Like, what's some stuff
they would like?Copy !req
187. - Um, okay.
- Let's see.Copy !req
188. I know Connie collects thoseCopy !req
189. little porcelain
child figurines.Copy !req
190. - Something in the store I can
put in their order, please!Copy !req
191. - Right, yes.
- Oh, they both love the—Copy !req
192. those fancy kettle chips.Copy !req
193. You know, the sea salt
and cracked pepper?Copy !req
194. - Okay. It's worth a try.Copy !req
195. I mean, I've gotta
do something.Copy !req
196. Eric is the best, and I do not
want to mess things up.Copy !req
197. - Yeah! Eric is the best.Copy !req
198. He's so, like, comfortable
in his own skinCopy !req
199. and, like, cool
without even trying.Copy !req
200. - Okay, calm down,
because he's taken.Copy !req
201. - So it turns out that pumpkins
are definitely not in season,Copy !req
202. so I thought maybe
we could carve theseCopy !req
203. into jack-o'-lanterns.Copy !req
204. - I don't think
you can carve oranges,Copy !req
205. but I just put a hand turkey
on a menorah,Copy !req
206. so I guess
anything's on the table.Copy !req
207. - Hey, guys!Copy !req
208. We just wanted to take
a sneak peek, if that's okay.Copy !req
209. - Yeah.
- I don't knowCopy !req
210. what you guys were planning,Copy !req
211. but for St. Patrick's Day,Copy !req
212. my aunt makes this
amazing Irish soda bread.Copy !req
213. - Kind of thought
this covered it.Copy !req
214. - Oh. Okay.Copy !req
215. It's just, I was missing
that soda bread this year.Copy !req
216. That, and my aunt's hot son.Copy !req
217. Aye-oh!Copy !req
218. - Well, I've never actually
made soda bread before,Copy !req
219. but I could take a shot at it.Copy !req
220. - Since you guys are
taking suggestions—Copy !req
221. - We're not—
- My girlfriend and ICopy !req
222. were gonna paint mugs for
each other for Valentine's Day.Copy !req
223. I was gonna do a raptor
on hers.Copy !req
224. It would've been sick.Copy !req
225. - Okay, so you're saying
that you want us to set upCopy !req
226. a mug painting station?Copy !req
227. - No, no. Garrett, it's okay.Copy !req
228. I just need a pen
and a piece of paperCopy !req
229. to write all these
great ideas down.Copy !req
230. - Yeah, they're great.
- Hey, uh, Glenn?Copy !req
231. You don't need
to kill yourself.Copy !req
232. - Yeah, but come on.Copy !req
233. You see how badly
they need this.Copy !req
234. - Okay!Copy !req
235. So who's got requests?
Let me hear it.Copy !req
236. - My mom makes this menudo
for Nochebuena.Copy !req
237. Next level.Copy !req
238. - I don't know.Copy !req
239. I don't think you should
eat anything back here.Copy !req
240. It smells like garbage
and raccoon pee.Copy !req
241. - It's not pee.
- It's placenta.Copy !req
242. They keep nesting in here.Copy !req
243. I just need to find these
salt and vinegar cookies.Copy !req
244. I know we stuck some back here
after they were recalled.Copy !req
245. It's Brian.Copy !req
246. - I can't talk to him like this.
- Why not?Copy !req
247. Bo and I always help each other
if we're high.Copy !req
248. I mean, this one time,
I got scared of hair,Copy !req
249. so he shaved all the dogs
for us.Copy !req
250. It was really sweet.Copy !req
251. - No, I just don't want Brian
to know.Copy !req
252. I don't want anyone to know.
It's embarrassing.Copy !req
253. Look at me!
I just invadedCopy !req
254. a raccoon's nest
looking for cookiesCopy !req
255. that will definitely
make me sick.Copy !req
256. Oh! Thank God!
Here they are.Copy !req
257. - And we saw
your special request,Copy !req
258. and warmed up
that cottage cheese for you.Copy !req
259. So good luck.Copy !req
260. - Hey, Jonah!Copy !req
261. You're not gonna say hi?Copy !req
262. Ron! Hey, Connie.Copy !req
263. What are you—Copy !req
264. I didn't even recognize
you guys with the masks.Copy !req
265. Hi!Copy !req
266. - Could you tell us
what's going on with our order?Copy !req
267. - Oh, yeah.
- I'm sure it'll be out soon.Copy !req
268. Mateo's doing everything he can
to make it perfect for you.Copy !req
269. - Well, I told
my online poker room "BRB,"Copy !req
270. so he's kind of making me
look like a liar.Copy !req
271. - Yeah...Copy !req
272. look, Mateo just kind of wants
to get off on the right footCopy !req
273. with you guys,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
274. Between us,Copy !req
275. he's not even supposed
to be working curbside.Copy !req
276. He just saw this
as an opportunityCopy !req
277. to, you know,
win your approval,Copy !req
278. you know, for his future
with Eric.Copy !req
279. - Our approval?
- Like, our blessing?Copy !req
280. - Yeah, I mean, you know,Copy !req
281. whatever you want to call it,
so...Copy !req
282. - Our baby's getting married!
- Oh! Oh, no!Copy !req
283. No, no, no. That's not what I—
- It's okay.Copy !req
284. We won't tell Mateo
you told us.Copy !req
285. Connie's really good
at acting surprised.Copy !req
286. - Oh, yeah.
- Cool.Copy !req
287. Just to be clear, though—Copy !req
288. - Hey, guys!
- So sorry for the delay.Copy !req
289. I threw in a couple
of extra kettle chipsCopy !req
290. to make it up to you.Copy !req
291. - Ay, Dios mío.Copy !req
292. I'm so surprised.Copy !req
293. - Our son is lucky to have you.Copy !req
294. - Wow, you really love
kettle chips.Copy !req
295. - Mateo, by the way,
if you want to talk to us,Copy !req
296. maybe we can go inside.Copy !req
297. Somewhere a little
more comfortable?Copy !req
298. - Sure! Absolutely!Copy !req
299. - Uh, right now?Copy !req
300. What about your poker game,
Ron?Copy !req
301. - Hey, some things
are more important.Copy !req
302. - Ah.
- Come on.Copy !req
303. - Jonah.Copy !req
304. - Park the car.
- Oh.Copy !req
305. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Happy to help.Copy !req
306. - It's so nice to be able
to sit down in person.Copy !req
307. I bet you thought
I was just shouldersCopy !req
308. with a head.Copy !req
309. - We did!
- That's funny, huh?Copy !req
310. - So funny.Copy !req
311. - Hey, uh, Mateo, can I talk
to you for a minute?Copy !req
312. Uh, there's
a curbside emergency.Copy !req
313. - Uh-huh. Sure.Copy !req
314. Oh, look.
I even got legs.Copy !req
315. - Uh, so Ron and Connie areCopy !req
316. kind of expecting you
to ask their blessingCopy !req
317. to... marry Eric.Copy !req
318. - What? Why?Copy !req
319. Do kettle chips mean something
in Honduran cultureCopy !req
320. that I'm not aware of?Copy !req
321. - I told them that you wanted
to make a good impression,Copy !req
322. and they made some leaps.Copy !req
323. - To marriage?Copy !req
324. Eric and I aren't even
talking about that!Copy !req
325. - Look, just say
that you're not ready.Copy !req
326. You know, that's reasonable.Copy !req
327. You can even say
that it's my fault.Copy !req
328. - It was your fault,
but now they like me,Copy !req
329. and I'm not gonna
screw that up.Copy !req
330. You have to come back with me.Copy !req
331. - Oh, no. I can't.
- Please, Jonah.Copy !req
332. They're not gonna expect me
to ask if you're there.Copy !req
333. - Mateo, I'm not—Copy !req
334. - So I can be
the blameless angel,Copy !req
335. and you can just be...
the weirdoCopy !req
336. who likes to hang out
with his ex's parents.Copy !req
337. - I feel like there has to be
a better way.Copy !req
338. - Connie, Ron!
- Jonah's gonna join us.Copy !req
339. He misses you guys.Copy !req
340. - Ow! Hot, hot!
- Hot, hot, hot! Ow!Copy !req
341. Okay, so now, all I gotta do isCopy !req
342. pick out the mushrooms
from the cream of mushroom,Copy !req
343. the way that
Don's gam-gam does it,Copy !req
344. and I think we'll pretty much
be all done!Copy !req
345. - What the hell is that?Copy !req
346. - Oh! That's Garfield.Copy !req
347. I made him 'cause Sandra
was really missing seeing himCopy !req
348. in the Thanksgiving Day Parade.Copy !req
349. - Oh, well, now she'll see him
every time she closes her eyes.Copy !req
350. - Oh!
- Come on, Garrett.Copy !req
351. It's just Garfield.Copy !req
352. - No, no, no, no.
- Glenn, turn around.Copy !req
353. But slowly.Copy !req
354. - No!Copy !req
355. Come on, guys.
That food's for us!Copy !req
356. No, I mean it! Seriously!Copy !req
357. Guys. Guys.Copy !req
358. Guys!Copy !req
359. - Oh, God.
- Hey, real quick.Copy !req
360. How do you talk
to people again?Copy !req
361. - Oh, just act normal.
- No one's even gonna know.Copy !req
362. - Right. Normal.
- Dina.Copy !req
363. Can you help us with this?Copy !req
364. We can't figure out
how to use it.Copy !req
365. - It's okay.Copy !req
366. - Okay, first of all,
I would likeCopy !req
367. to thank you for starting
a conversation with me.Copy !req
368. Um, you asked me a question,
which means now...Copy !req
369. it's my turn to answer it,
so...Copy !req
370. you just grip it firmly,Copy !req
371. almost as though the scrubber
is an extension of your arms.Copy !req
372. Kind of like you got two long,
industrial cleaning arms.Copy !req
373. Not that I think
that those are my actual arms.Copy !req
374. I know I have normal arms.Copy !req
375. Just a couple of flesh tubes,Copy !req
376. filled with blood.Copy !req
377. - Yo, are you high right now?Copy !req
378. - What did you just say to me?Copy !req
379. - Uh, so you guys know
the arm thing now,Copy !req
380. and you can take it from here.Copy !req
381. - We gotta go.Copy !req
382. I think I'm starting
to hallucinate.Copy !req
383. - No, it's...Copy !req
384. Dina.Copy !req
385. - And yet he ended up getting
the answer right anyway,Copy !req
386. and wins the game.Copy !req
387. - Okay, thank you for
walking us through the plotCopy !req
388. of "Slumdog Millionaire,"
a movie that we saidCopy !req
389. we've all seen.Copy !req
390. - Uh-huh, yeah. No problem.Copy !req
391. - Jonah, don't let us keep you
if you have to go back to work.Copy !req
392. I am sure Mateo would love
some alone time with us anyway.Copy !req
393. Yeah, Jonah.Copy !req
394. Kind of awkward
you're just sticking around.Copy !req
395. - Well, uh, I am on the clock.Copy !req
396. - But, no. No!Copy !req
397. I am not going anywhere. No.Copy !req
398. We've got some catching up
to do.Copy !req
399. - So is that recipe
you sent me a joke,Copy !req
400. or would I be making
the vegan bacon for my enemies?Copy !req
401. - Hey, it's... you!Copy !req
402. Hi. I'm Hannah.Copy !req
403. - Hannah!Copy !req
404. These are my friends,
Ron and Connie.Copy !req
405. - He used to date our daughter.
- Till he dumped her.Copy !req
406. - Oh.
- Ah, that's not true.Copy !req
407. I didn't even want to break up.Copy !req
408. I mean, I'm glad I did,Copy !req
409. because it made me
a better person.Copy !req
410. Not that Amy made me
a bad person!Copy !req
411. Uh, anyway,Copy !req
412. Carol's here somewhere,
so you should go...Copy !req
413. to—to her.Copy !req
414. - Cool.Copy !req
415. - Jonah, don't be rude.Copy !req
416. Tell us all
the vegan bacon recipe!Copy !req
417. - Yes! Uh...Copy !req
418. - Okay, enough.Copy !req
419. Jonah's not picking up
on social cues, as usual,Copy !req
420. Mateo, do you want our blessing
to marry our son?Copy !req
421. - Mm-hmm. Yep.Copy !req
422. That I do.Copy !req
423. Oh, I'm so surprised!Copy !req
424. - Okay, I think
we can make this work.Copy !req
425. You know, we'll just
pick the fur out,Copy !req
426. and, you know—and then
sort of smush it back together,Copy !req
427. and then let
the good times roll.Copy !req
428. - Come on, Glenn. It's fine.Copy !req
429. We'll just tell people
the party's off.Copy !req
430. - No!
- People deserve a good time.Copy !req
431. Come on.
We can fix this.Copy !req
432. Garrett, why aren't you
picking and smushing?Copy !req
433. - 'Cause I'm not
gonna do that, dude!Copy !req
434. Just get over it.Copy !req
435. There's nothing you can do
to make people happy.Copy !req
436. That's just the way it is.Copy !req
437. The pandemic happened,Copy !req
438. and everybody had
a year.Copy !req
439. - You don't think I know that?Copy !req
440. Look, I gotta try
to give them something!Copy !req
441. I mean, people have been
working nonstopCopy !req
442. for so long,
risking their health, you know,Copy !req
443. and then we didn't even
get Christmas.Copy !req
444. You know,
we had to stay at homeCopy !req
445. eating baloney sandwichesCopy !req
446. and watching church
on Facebook Live!Copy !req
447. I... people have missed out
on so much.Copy !req
448. And I just wanna
give them, like,Copy !req
449. one little ray of sunshine,
but I guess not!Copy !req
450. Not in this...
piece of crap year!Copy !req
451. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
452. - Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, I'm eating raccoon fur.Copy !req
453. And I don't care!Copy !req
454. - So that's all I need
from you.Copy !req
455. I'll give you a call
if there's any updates.Copy !req
456. - Great. And did you get my
text about which employees hereCopy !req
457. I think are circumcised?Copy !req
458. - I did. Yes.Copy !req
459. I'm sorry.
How do you think that helps?Copy !req
460. - You're the lawyer.Copy !req
461. - Hey.Copy !req
462. So, um,Copy !req
463. look, I'm sorry about before.Copy !req
464. I didn't mean to blow you off
or anything.Copy !req
465. It was just, like,
a little awkward—Copy !req
466. - Oh, no. That's fine.Copy !req
467. I think it's totally cool
that you're friendsCopy !req
468. with your
ex-girlfriend's parents.Copy !req
469. - But I'm really not.Copy !req
470. - Oh, good.
- Because that was weird.Copy !req
471. It was, like,
a massive red flag.Copy !req
472. - Uh, look,Copy !req
473. this might violate
some professional ethicsCopy !req
474. or something,
and I know you just cameCopy !req
475. to get Carol's signature—Copy !req
476. - Well, I usually have
my clients e-sign.Copy !req
477. - Oh.
- Uh, okay.Copy !req
478. Well then, would you maybe want
to get dinner this weekend?Copy !req
479. - Yeah, I would.
- All right.Copy !req
480. - Now, my dad
only eats Italian,Copy !req
481. and my mom is gonna want it
early, like 5:00-ish.Copy !req
482. - Oh, okay. Yeah. No.
- I figured. I figured as much.Copy !req
483. I mean, it wouldn't be a date
without, um...Copy !req
484. I wanna say Barb and Mitch?Copy !req
485. - Sure, let's say
Barb and Mitch.Copy !req
486. - Great. Yeah, no.
- I think the four of us areCopy !req
487. gonna have a great time
together.Copy !req
488. Okay.Copy !req
489. - So where do we
paint the mugs?Copy !req
490. - You don't.Copy !req
491. - What about
the Irish soda bread?Copy !req
492. - The raccoons ate it.Copy !req
493. - All right. Look.
- Okay, guys, you know what?Copy !req
494. Sure, this party looks likeCopy !req
495. "A Charlie Brown
Hoarders Special,"Copy !req
496. but for once, you guys have
to do the people-pleasingCopy !req
497. because Glenn has been
doing it all day, all year.Copy !req
498. You know what?
He's been doing itCopy !req
499. since he started working here.Copy !req
500. you guys are gonna enjoyCopy !req
501. this weird-ass little party
'cause that's what Glenn wants.Copy !req
502. Got it?Copy !req
503. I'll put vodka in the punch.Copy !req
504. - Now that's what
I'm talking about.Copy !req
505. - Hey, fiancé.Copy !req
506. - Oh, God.
- What parts did you hear?Copy !req
507. - Not much, since my mom was
crying a lot,Copy !req
508. but I was able to catch
that we're getting married?Copy !req
509. - Okay, I swear this is
all Jonah's fault—Copy !req
510. - It's fine.Copy !req
511. I'm sure Parker will get
a new tooth soonCopy !req
512. and they'll forget that
we promised them a big wedding.Copy !req
513. Yeah.Copy !req
514. Although...Copy !req
515. - That's a pretty big
"although" to leave hanging.Copy !req
516. I don't know.Copy !req
517. I've been trying not
to think about my futureCopy !req
518. just 'cause it's so up
in the air with my status,Copy !req
519. and, you know,
everything being hell,Copy !req
520. but...Copy !req
521. I'm just sick of putting
everything on hold.Copy !req
522. So... yeah.Copy !req
523. I want to marry you someday.Copy !req
524. I mean, not that I even know
if that's something you want—Copy !req
525. - But it is.Copy !req
526. - Really?Copy !req
527. - We should start
talking about it.Copy !req
528. - I just would've preferred
we talk about itCopy !req
529. before my mom started
sending me photosCopy !req
530. of matching white tuxes.Copy !req
531. Oh.Copy !req
532. We would never do matching
white tuxes, by the way.Copy !req
533. - Never!Copy !req
534. - I don't know, Jerusha.Copy !req
535. I don't think I need a
pepperoni casserole right now.Copy !req
536. I need a time machine.Copy !req
537. - Will Glenn Sturgis please
report to the warehouse?Copy !req
538. Glenn. Sturgis. Warehouse.Copy !req
539. - Uh, I gotta go.Copy !req
540. - Wow! This is wonderful.Copy !req
541. - Yeah, I gotta say, Glenn,
I was wrong.Copy !req
542. People seem
to really like the party.Copy !req
543. - Yeah, I know!Copy !req
544. Look at the look
of childlike wonderCopy !req
545. on Brett's face.Copy !req
546. - Aw!Copy !req
547. - Oh!
- Hey!Copy !req
548. Wait, are those potatoes?Copy !req
549. - Do people know
they have candy in Ireland?Copy !req
550. - Shh, we're not
questioning it.Copy !req
551. - Great party, Glenn!
- Oh!Copy !req
552. Hey, friend-o!Copy !req
553. How was the deep clean?Copy !req
554. Did you guys find any
vintage COVID from April?Copy !req
555. - Oh, uh, yeah.
- Everything was great.Copy !req
556. Dina was especially normal.Copy !req
557. - It's okay.
- It's Garrett.Copy !req
558. - I was high today.
- What?Copy !req
559. Are you serious?
Well, I wanna know everything.Copy !req
560. Context,
embarrassing anecdotes,Copy !req
561. - the whole nine yards.
- Okay.Copy !req
562. So it all started first thing
in the morning, right?Copy !req
563. - Hey, everybody!
- It's snowing!Copy !req
564. It's an All-iday miracle!Copy !req
565. - Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
566. It's been snowing for months.Copy !req
567. Close the door!
Jesus, Glenn!Copy !req