1. - Okay, those of you
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by Carol's lawyer today.
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4. - Now, Cloud 9's lawyer
will also be present.
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5. He advises we answer
every question honestly
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their liability.
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7. So, feel free to get creative
walking that perjury line.
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8. - How much is Cloud 9
gonna have to pay Carol?
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9. - Oh, I heard about a guy
who got his butt sliced off
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11. Voop! 10 million.
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12. - What?
- No, no—
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13. - Dang, that's a nice payday.
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14. - I'm sorry—a guy got
his butt sliced off,
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in the news?
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16. - Wait, so Carol could get
$10 million?
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18. T-the world makes sense.
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19. - She'll be able to do that
thing where you buy a car
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where you're going,
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to whoever and leave.
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23. - No, she's the kinda person
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on exotic animals,
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of a Red Robin.
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26. - Carol, you can probably
just go start your shift now.
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27. - No, I'm good.
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28. Is this what today's
gonna be like,
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29. everyone talking about me?
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30. God, I'm gonna hate this!
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31. - You're looking at a boot?
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32. - You're not a boot guy.
- I know.
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33. Everyone knows that.
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34. But I'm just seeing
what's out there, because...
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35. someone's getting their
ankle monitor off today!
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36. - Oh, my God, Mateo,
that's huge!
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37. - I know, right?
- Girl, it has sucked!
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38. Feeling like a criminal
every time I tied my shoes...
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39. - Ooh! Why not get yourself
some capri pants, too,
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40. so you can show off
your ankle?
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41. - I'd rather go back to jail.
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42. - Excuse me.
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43. Can you help me find
Carol Malloon?
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44. I'm her attorney,
Hannah Connelly?
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45. - Well, hear this.
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46. Carol's gonna do everything
she can to pin this on me,
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47. but if she wants to
make this ugly,
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48. I will drag it
all the way to hell!
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49. - I think she's in floral.
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50. On your left, just ahead
towards the register.
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51. - Okay. Thank you.
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52. - Mateo,
- Okay.
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53. - Oh, hey, Glenn.
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54. You're, uh, dripping something
green there, buddy.
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55. - Ah! This is the third
stress ball
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56. I blasted through today.
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57. - Wow. Maybe today should be
more of a Koosh day for you.
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58. - It's just these depositions.
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59. You know,
lawyers make me anxious.
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60. - It's nothing to worry about.
- You know, maybe it would help
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61. if we practiced a little bit.
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62. - Oh, yeah, good idea. Okay.
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63. So you be me,
and I'll be the lawyer.
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64. - Uh, maybe you should be you.
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65. - 'Cause I'll be me
in the deposition.
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66. Okay. Good catch.
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67. - Hey, Dina, did ya see?
- Lazer Maze finally reopened.
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68. - Yeah! Took 'em long enough.
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69. What, one black light
falls on a kid,
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for a year?
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71. - Well, COVID...
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72. - Oh, right. Well, listen.
- We should go later tonight.
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73. - Yeah. And there's that
Mediterranean place next door.
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75. I mean, if that's... cool.
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76. - Why wouldn't it be?
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on the Greeks?
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78. - What? No.
- I'm just trying to be good
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79. about the boundaries
that you and Brian set up.
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80. - Oh, no, it's not like a date.
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81. As long as whatever we're doing
ends in sex,
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82. it's like the laser tag
is just extended foreplay.
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83. - Right. Foreplay
surrounded by teenagers
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84. and cardboard aliens.
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85. - I been turned on by worse.
- Me, too.
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86. - Okay, state your name
for the record.
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87. - Glenn Sturgis.
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88. Why are you writing that down?
That's the right answer.
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89. - No, no, this is what lawyers
do—they might take notes.
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90. But you can't let that
distract you.
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91. - Oh, mind games!
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93. sure, yeah—game on.
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94. Check and mate.
Ohh...
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95. - Sure. Also, they might
let a quiet moment hang
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96. after you've answered
a question.
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97. Silences are uncomfortable,
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will try to fill them
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99. and then end up saying more.
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100. - Oh, okay. Got it.
- No problem.
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103. Are you mad at me?
Did you find out
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104. that I accidentally hit your
car in the parking lot?
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105. Because it was just a scratch!
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106. You think you're so perfect,
you know?
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107. Well, I used to have
a body like that once.
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108. So, you know,
so check out your future,
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109. you fart face!
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110. - Okay. So, some things
to work on.
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111. - Hey, Mateo, it's Eugene.
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112. This is what I look like
in a mask.
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113. - Yeah, I can tell it's you.
- Hi.
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114. - I got a subpoena.
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115. I guess 'cause the lawyers
think I'm Glenn's assistant
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116. and wanna depose me?
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117. - Oh, crap. Right.
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118. - Don't worry.
- I'm just gonna go in there
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119. and explain our situation—
how, on paper, you know,
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120. you still work in
the Vision Center
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121. and I'm "Glenn's assistant."
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122. - What? No.
- Eugene, you can't.
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isn't exactly... above board.
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124. Just... pretend
you're Glenn's assistant.
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125. - But if I lie under oath,
they'll send me to jail.
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126. - If you tell them the truth,
it's gonna ruin my whole life.
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127. Please?
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128. I'm supposed to get
my ankle monitor off today.
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129. I might even be
a boot guy now.
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130. - You're not a boot guy.
- People change!
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131. Whatever.
You can't go in there.
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132. - Well, I kinda have to
'cause of the subpoena,
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133. but I'll them that you really
don't wanna be in trouble.
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134. - Hey.
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135. You gotta do what you
believe is right.
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136. - Right.
- Why don't you stay here,
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137. and I'll go see
if they're ready for you.
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138. - Okay.
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139. Eugene?
Did you lock me out?
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140. - No! I didn't even
touch the door!
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141. - Oh, no!
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142. The door must be stuck!
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143. - Hey, Dina,
Brett wants to go home
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Is that a real thing,
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145. or is it like when
Isaac needed Friday off
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146. for an appointment
with his Mandalorian?
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147. - Hang on. What do you
think's going on
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148. between Garrett and that woman?
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149. - Uh ... don't know.
- Looks like he's helping
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150. some girl with a dead tree.
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151. - Yeah, but it seemed like
she was laughing.
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152. If anything, he should
be laughing at her
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153. for that ridiculous return.
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154. - Oh, my God.
- Are you jealous?
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155. - What? No, I'm dating Brian.
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156. - I don't know.
- You and Garrett
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a lot lately, so...
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"like" like each other.
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159. - No, we don't "like" like
each other
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160. because we're not 12-year-olds
at archery camp.
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161. We are adults
in a complex relationship
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162. where I am the hinge
between a romantic primary
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163. and a sexual secondary.
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164. - I've never been a hinge
before.
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165. Well, one time, the
exterminator walked in on us
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166. and, like, kinda lingered,
but I guess that doesn't count.
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167. - No. That's just
exterminators.
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169. Ladies' Night
at Customer Service?
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171. Glenn Sturgis
was floor supervisor.
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172. - Yes, he was.
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knowledge,
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modifications to the robot?
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175. - Uh, no, Glenn would never
do anything like that.
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176. Glenn's a bit of a technophobe,
you know?
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177. He keeps his radio dialed
to the Christmas station
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'cause he's worried
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179. he's not gonna be able
to find his way back.
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180. - So it's your understanding
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avoided the robot.
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182. - Oh, absolutely.
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183. - So that would include
performing
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and software updates.
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185. - Uh ... m sorry?
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186. - That's the responsibility
of a floor supervisor.
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188. I...
I did not know that.
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189. - A skipped or improperly
performed update
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190. could have resulted
in the electrocution
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192. - Yeah, well, I-I mean,
I'm sure Glenn
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to—to, you know,
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or whatever.
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shouldn't there have been
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or something involved?
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198. I mean, I feel like it's unfair
to expect somebody like Glenn—
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199. - "Somebody like Glenn."
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201. - No! No, no!
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in—in a lot of ways.
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do you wanna jump in here?
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the Cloud 9 corporation.
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as an individual,
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to ask questions.
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- But I like that question.
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211. - So I'll ask it.
- I—objection.
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212. O-overruled.
Yeah. Yeah.
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213. - You know what? I can
take care of this for you.
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215. - a different size?
- Trying to get her into
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216. something more form-fitting?
Man, Customer Service
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217. is just your own sick
little candy store, isn't it?
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218. - Uh... and bereavement cards
are on aisle three.
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220. What was that? Did you really
think I was flirting with her?
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221. - Well, it looked like there
was less blood in your face.
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222. - It had to go somewhere.
- I was being pleasant.
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with her, who cares?
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so I can flirt with
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226. - No, totally.
- I mean, if that's...
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then knock yourself out.
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228. Date a hundred women.
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229. - And you wouldn't have
a problem with that, right?
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230. - No! No, I'd be fine.
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with the problem,
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with names.
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233. Regardless, I'm fine,
you're fine.
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around as much as she wants.
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235. We're all fine!
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236. Anyway...
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237. - Hey! I got you a little
congratulations gift
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monitor off—
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240. - Okay, great. Just drop 'em
on the ground and walk away.
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241. - Thanks so much.
- Aw, man, fun socks?
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242. Takes me a pic!
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243. - Why is Eugene in your office?
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244. - Eugene got stuck!
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245. Apparently,
my door got jammed.
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to the lawyers
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247. about our work arrangement.
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248. - So you kidnapped him?
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249. - No! You can't be kidnapped
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you're being kidnapped.
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253. - I don't have one yet!
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buying socks,
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256. Love the socks, by the way.
So thoughtful.
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they're targeting Glenn
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for Carol's lawsuit.
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260. - Ugh.
- Yeah!
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261. The lawyer, she's just like—
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she's just gonna twist
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Glenn's incompetent.
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264. - What did you say
that she twisted?
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265. - Oh, me? Uh, well,
f-for me, it was, uh,
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along the lines of Glenn...
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268. - Mm. Don't see
how that got twisted.
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269. - Jonah, why would you
say that?
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to get sued.
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so bad.
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273. - Yeah. Yeah, got it.
- Yeah, no.
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on full blast already.
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everybody.
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276. - Hey, Carol, can you
talk to your lawyer?
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278. and now
she's going after Glenn.
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279. - Oh, no, I hate to hear that.
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280. But gotta let the lawyers
do their job, right?
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281. Now, what should I name
my boat?
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"Wet Ride,"
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to other ideas.
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284. - Look, all you guys
have to do is go in there
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he's, you know,
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which, he is!
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287. - And when the system
went down,
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hours for the previous week
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290. - Hmm.
- And why did the system
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291. - go down?
- Because somebody
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on the clock-in machine.
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293. - Oh, was there a...
child in the back area?
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294. - No. It was an adult that was
running away with juice
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295. 'cause they weren't
supposed to be drinking it.
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296. - And this adult was...
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297. - Bad at running with juice.
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298. - Would you say
that Glenn Sturgis
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300. - Is this off the record, or...
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301. - This is all under oath.
- Under—great.
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303. Glenn is...
what is Glenn?
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307. - Glenn and I, we're top dogs
in this doghouse.
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up there too.
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Jeez. Okay.
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314. - Glenn can...
handle phone calls,
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Uh...
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he can do, like,
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319. - Uh, I said ... rrett yet?
- Did I mention Garrett?
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Jonah, Dina, Garrett,
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depending on the week...
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"Okay, everybody..."
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327. - So, Eugene,
you're Glenn's assistant.
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is Glenn's assistant, yes.
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329. - Oh, well,
you can just say "I."
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330. - Eugene O'Malley just thinks
a little differently.
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I forgot about Alan!
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a whiteboard?
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- Carol's lawyer is relentless.
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pin it all on Glenn.
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338. - Why is this happening
to me?
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that I'm at fault
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- Uh, well, so, uh,
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defend you,
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the robot malfunction,
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that you were...
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100% competent.
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I'm competent?
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- No, no.
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what you really think of me.
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picture out of my wallet.
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352. - Glenn, come on.
- What picture is this again?
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355. - Oh, no! I can't believe
that didn't work.
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356. - Looks like I'm really
stuck, you guys.
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reschedule my deposition.
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358. - Oh, hey, I just spoke
with Carol's lawyer,
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could do his deposition
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if you wanted.
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361. - What?
- She gave me the questions
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now with us
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365. - Well, I-it's a little
unorthodox,
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367. - Uh, so, the first
question is...
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- Where was I born?
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369. - Yeah, I know.
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to do with Carol's lawsuit.
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372. - Well, it's a pretty
crazy story, uh...
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in Jefferson City, Missouri.
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375. - Hey, Dina, a lot of people
have questions
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- Really?
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and/or dating."
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are ya fuzzy on?
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why did you send it?
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say something about me?
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for a while.
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standard procedure.
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About dating in the workplace.
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a step ahead since it's spring
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getting horned up.
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389. - Hmm. Damn. I really
thought we were vibing.
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390. - Dina, this email's wack.
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You're jealous.
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guy and funny and cute.
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394. - Well, he's off-limits,
Cheyenne.
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395. - I just sent the email.
- Okay.
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396. - Sorry. It's just I—
I guess I have been
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and, I don't know, I...
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400. - Aw. Well, that's great.
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probably confusing.
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402. - Yeah. 'Cause there's
still Brian,
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404. - Mmm. In tenth grade,
I was caught between Bo
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he used to freestyle rap with.
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406. - What did you do?
- I told Bo how I felt,
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he took a poo in the backseat
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station wagon.
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I had such high hopes,
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what to take from that story.
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should tell Garrett
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maybe he feels the same way.
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414. to take a crap in the backseat
of Brian's car,
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415. then—pfft—
there's no decision to make.
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417. because the ducklings
were having a tea party,
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418. and, you know,
just imagining them
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with their beaks...
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420. there's no way
they got all of it.
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421. - Excuse me.
- You can't be in here.
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422. - Yeah. I am not leaving
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423. until you hear me out.
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424. - This is totally
inappropriate.
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425. - What's inappropriate,
Hannah,
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426. is you all trying to
squeeze out a big payday
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427. from this good, kind man.
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428. - Jonah—
- No, Glenn, I got this.
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429. Look at your ducklings.
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430. Sir, could you point to
the motherboard
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432. - No, I can't.
- No, you can't.
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433. Hannah, can you update
the sim card on the robot?
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434. - No.
- No?
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435. Huh! That's interesting.
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436. Because you all have had the
exact same amount of training
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its floor supervisors—
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438. - Jonah, I did it.
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439. - S-sorry?
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440. - Well, not at first,
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441. but I watched hours
of online videos
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442. and eventually,
I figured it out.
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443. That's what I was
just showing them.
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444. I kept records of everything—
every update,
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445. every new hardware install—
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446. it's all right here
in my calendar.
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447. I did everything
that corporate asked me to do.
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448. So I don't know
what happened with Carol,
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449. but it is not on me.
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450. Anyway, if there are
no further questions,
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451. I have been nervously
holding my pee for six hours,
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452. so I really need to get to
a men's room.
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453. Oh, and Jonah,
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454. I don't think I'll be needing
your help with that either.
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455. - Glenn, you—
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456. I-I'm not going to help—
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458. Good day.
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459. - Jonah.
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460. - Glenn, hey, look, I—
I'm sorry.
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461. I should never have implied
that you were incompetent.
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462. You've been doing this
for a long time, and...
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463. and I should have
respected that.
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464. - Wow. Silence really works.
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465. I just said "Jonah,"
and you completely unloaded.
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466. - No, but Glenn, I-I mean it.
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467. I-I should have known
that of course
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468. you followed all the protocols
and maintenance.
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469. - Mm.
- I trust you.
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470. - Aw.
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471. Prove it.
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472. - What?
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473. - If you trust me, then
you should have no problem
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474. sticking your hand
inside that robot.
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475. - Uh, okay, yeah.
- Yeah!
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476. I will do that,
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477. because I trust
that you made it safe.
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478. - Mm-hmm.
- Carol only got hurt
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a screwdriver, right?
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480. So, uh, yeah, I will do that
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481. and—and—and let you know
how it goes.
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482. - Right now's good.
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483. Yeah. Yeah! Great.
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484. Yeah.
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485. Yeah. This feels good.
This is—
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486. this feels—aah,
- Oh!
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487. I am so—
- Aah!
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488. - That should not have
happened!
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489. - What is wrong with this—
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490. Aah! God! Fudge!
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491. - Hey, uh, maybe we should
talk about some things.
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492. - Oh, yeah, I'll start.
- Why did I hear
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493. from multiple people
that I used to date
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494. that you emailed them and said
that we couldn't talk anymore?
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495. - Yeah, here's the thing.
- Um...
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496. our situation has gotten
a little complicated—
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497. - Okay, well, I'll make it
less complicated—I'm done.
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498. - What?
- Look,
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499. I knew this thing
was gonna be fun and weird,
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500. but I was really hoping
that fun would win.
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501. Turns out,
it's a blowout for weird.
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502. - Fine with me.
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504. Uh, I'm still gonna go
to laser tag tonight,
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505. so if you go, maybe we should
do different slots, whatever.
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506. - Okay.
- They left the break room.
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507. The Cloud 9 lawyer said it was
"feeling like a wings night,"
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508. so I think he's leaving.
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509. - Eugene?
- Sandra and I are gonna try
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511. - I think we're getting close!
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512. - Pull harder, Sandra!
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513. - Okay!
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514. - Ah!
- Ah! Whoa!
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redecorate?
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516. - Yep. I felt so bad keeping
Mateo from his work.
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517. I'm no gay guy,
but I hope you like it.
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518. - Thanks, Eugene.
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519. - See ya.
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520. - Wow!
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ankle monitor off!
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and he got to
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526. - redecorate an office.
- Right. You're right.
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527. And I mean,
he was barely kidnapped.
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528. We didn't ask for a ransom or
do anything to his nipples.
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529. - I don't know—I think you're
gonna need more than sanitizer.
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530. - Big deposition fan, huh?
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531. - I... sorry about all that.
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532. - Naw, it was fun.
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533. It was kind of like
being in a haunted house.
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534. I kept waiting for you to
pop out from somewhere else.
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535. - Look, I was just trying
to protect Glenn.
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536. - From the big, mean lawyer
trying to get her payday.
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537. Look, I get it.
I get it.
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538. But you should know
I'm not some
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with her face on every bus.
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540. - I never—
- I mean, my face is on one bus
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541. but I had to do it—
that's the industry.
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542. - I was just doing my job.
- No, I know.
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543. And I was just...
embarrassing myself.
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544. - Big time!
- Yeah.
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545. - I-I thought it was
kind of sweet, actually.
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547. - Let's go get margs, girl!
- Oh, yeah!
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548. - You're buying!
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551. - Oh, no, of course not.
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any other...
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555. - Oh, yeah.
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556. I'll see what I can do,
Mr. Simms.
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