1. - Thank you all
for coming in early.Copy !req
2. Uh, there's been
an unfortunate incidentCopy !req
3. we need to discuss.Copy !req
4. - Nothing.Copy !req
5. I got it pierced. No big deal.Copy !req
6. - Oh, wait, hold up.
- What are we working with here?Copy !req
7. Is that a—
a snake or a lightning bolt?Copy !req
8. - This is not what I'm here—
it's a guitar.Copy !req
9. An electric guitar.Copy !req
10. Anyway, Roger from the café,Copy !req
11. as most of you may have heard,
has been let go,Copy !req
12. uh, for releasing
a Facebook videoCopy !req
13. in which he was behaving
in a mannerCopy !req
14. that Cloud 9 does not condone.Copy !req
15. - Just say it;
he farted in the cups.Copy !req
16. - We all saw the video.
- I didn't see it.Copy !req
17. - It's been taken down.
- Guys—Copy !req
18. - I saved it.
- I'll send it to you.Copy !req
19. - Thanks, man.
- I don't understand.Copy !req
20. Who even thinks of farting in
cups as something to do?Copy !req
21. - It's so gross!
- Especially in the kitchen.Copy !req
22. - If you think about it,
it's not that gross.Copy !req
23. Farts are just air.Copy !req
24. - Cheyenne, that's beautiful!
- But it's not exactly true.Copy !req
25. Fart air has billions
of fecal particles in it.Copy !req
26. I mean, that's what causes
the smell—feces in your nose.Copy !req
27. - I thought the gas
just smelled.Copy !req
28. - Fart ingredients.
- Okay, no—Copy !req
29. We don't need to do that.
That's—I think the lesson hereCopy !req
30. is be careful what you post
on social media.Copy !req
31. - Um, shouldn't the lesson be:
don't fart in cups?Copy !req
32. - Yes.
- In a perfect world,Copy !req
33. people wouldn't fart in cups,
but we live in the real world.Copy !req
34. - Um, when you say
"be careful,"Copy !req
35. what are we not allowed
to post?Copy !req
36. Because I do a lot
of Instagram videosCopy !req
37. and they can be pretty edgy.Copy !req
38. - No.Copy !req
39. - Then I think
we're pretty good.Copy !req
40. I'm gonna take a lookCopy !req
41. at everybody's social media,Copy !req
42. make sure everything's
above board.Copy !req
43. - No, uh, that's not necessary.Copy !req
44. Everybody here can self-police.Copy !req
45. - Uh, why self-police when
you can have actual police?Copy !req
46. - Ha!Copy !req
47. Wait, these cups?Copy !req
48. - Hey, guys.
- It's your girl, Kelly.Copy !req
49. Check out how many balloons
this guy is buying.Copy !req
50. - Kelly's Instagram videos.
- They're adorable.Copy !req
51. - It better be
somebody's birthday!Copy !req
52. - Too funny.Copy !req
53. - But it probably was
someone's birthday.Copy !req
54. She nailed it.Copy !req
55. - Okay, is the joke
that it's so boring, or...Copy !req
56. - Oh, did you guys see
the one with the orange?Copy !req
57. - Wait.
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
58. It's your girl, Kelly.Copy !req
59. So I've been trying
to open this orangeCopy !req
60. for, like, five minutes.Copy !req
61. It's pretty much
just unpeelable.Copy !req
62. Here, watch.Copy !req
63. - Okay, seriously,
that is my life.Copy !req
64. - I don't understand this.Copy !req
65. I sent out a mass email
to all our rewards customers,Copy !req
66. you know, to apologize for...Copy !req
67. the attack on the cups,Copy !req
68. and look!Copy !req
69. - "Dear, valued customer,Copy !req
70. "when humans eat food, it's
processed in the intestines,Copy !req
71. producing gas."Copy !req
72. Wow, you really
took it from the top.Copy !req
73. - Yeah, of course.
- But then look.Copy !req
74. A huge number of these thingsCopy !req
75. bounced back,
and that makes me worriedCopy !req
76. that it's either
Russian hackers...Copy !req
77. - Could be them.
- That's their style.Copy !req
78. - Or I picked up a virusCopy !req
79. looking at those
baptism videos, maybe.Copy !req
80. - That's where they are.
- Or...Copy !req
81. An employee's inventing
fake customers.Copy !req
82. - Well, because
you get a dollarCopy !req
83. for every rewards card
that you sign up.Copy !req
84. You get a dollar
per Blue Card?Copy !req
85. - Since when?
- Since always.Copy !req
86. You know, so theoretically,Copy !req
87. employees could just fill out
a bunch of fake formsCopy !req
88. and over time, it—
God, that would really add up.Copy !req
89. - That's... Something I can't
believe people haven'tCopy !req
90. - been doing the entire time.
- Yeah.Copy !req
91. - It'd be almost impossible
to trace.Copy !req
92. - I get it.
- Except...Copy !req
93. Almost all of these customersCopy !req
94. were signed up
by the same employee.Copy !req
95. Who?Copy !req
96. - I sign up a lot of...
rewards customers.Copy !req
97. I mean, I... can't remember
every single one.Copy !req
98. - It's just that I noticedCopy !req
99. they seem to have really
unusual names.Copy !req
100. Ned Duracell.Copy !req
101. Jim Toblerone.Copy !req
102. And just this morning,
you signed upCopy !req
103. a Martin Nestle.Copy !req
104. - Oh, Martin!
- Uh, yeah.Copy !req
105. I—I remember him.Copy !req
106. Uh, good guy.
Nice family.Copy !req
107. - Mateo,
can you think of any reasonCopy !req
108. why Martin's email
bounced back?Copy !req
109. - That's one reason.
- Um...Copy !req
110. But another one is—Copy !req
111. a-and I'm not accusing you
of this,Copy !req
112. but maybe...Copy !req
113. You made him up?Copy !req
114. Glenn!Copy !req
115. Wow!Copy !req
116. I need your helpCopy !req
117. accessing people's social mediaCopy !req
118. before we have another scandal.Copy !req
119. I feel like that lady
from "Scandal."Copy !req
120. Is her name Scandal?Copy !req
121. - Um, can't you just do it
yourself?Copy !req
122. - Don't do social media.
- Never have. Never will.Copy !req
123. Don't want anyone tracking me.Copy !req
124. I only use the Internet
for two things:Copy !req
125. buying birdseed,
watching porn.Copy !req
126. Besides, it'll be fun.Copy !req
127. Couple of gals clickin'
and a-clackin'Copy !req
128. around the net.Copy !req
129. - Are you asking me,
or telling me I have to?Copy !req
130. - I'm telling you
you have to,Copy !req
131. but in a way that makes it
sound like I'm asking you.Copy !req
132. - Okay, then I guess I will.Copy !req
133. - Yeah.Copy !req
134. - Hey, guys.
- It's your girl, Kelly.Copy !req
135. You know how sometimes
you get a shopping cartCopy !req
136. with a bad wheel?Copy !req
137. Well, this one has
a really bad wheel.Copy !req
138. AKA, no wheel!Copy !req
139. - Check it out!Copy !req
140. - Wheel fail!Copy !req
141. What am I missing here?
This is lame.Copy !req
142. - No, I know! So lame.
- It's your girl, Kelly.Copy !req
143. I'm just having
a little breakfast,Copy !req
144. the most important meal
of the day,Copy !req
145. although some people
refuse to eat it.Copy !req
146. - All your cereals
have marshmallows.Copy !req
147. It's like you're
a nine-year-old.Copy !req
148. - Oh.
- Well, they're fun, Jonah.Copy !req
149. Hey, um, I might need a ride
home later today.Copy !req
150. Do you happen to know
where Kelly lives?Copy !req
151. - Uh, lemme see.Copy !req
152. I think I heard she lives
over in Soulard now.Copy !req
153. - Okay, yeah, great.Copy !req
154. And um, what side of the bed
does she sleep on?Copy !req
155. - Wh—Copy !req
156. Well, I don't—
why would—Copy !req
157. - You know.
- I know.Copy !req
158. - I-I wasn't, like, trying to
not tell you or anything.Copy !req
159. We've just been
kind of laying low.Copy !req
160. You know, it hasn't
actually been that long.Copy !req
161. - Jonah, relax.
- It's fine.Copy !req
162. I think it's great.
It's great.Copy !req
163. - Kelly's sweet.
- She is.Copy !req
164. - And besides,
I'm kind of relieved.Copy !req
165. I couldn't figure out why
you liked those dumb videos.Copy !req
166. - I mean, I don't mean dumb.Copy !req
167. I just mean, like, "Ah,
I can't peel this orange."Copy !req
168. It's not exactly a TED talk.Copy !req
169. - I like her videos.Copy !req
170. - Mm-hmm.
- You like her something.Copy !req
171. You're just jealous.Copy !req
172. - Uh, someone's
flattering himself.Copy !req
173. - No, I meant jealous that
everybody loves her videos.Copy !req
174. - Yeah, I know
that's what you meant.Copy !req
175. And why would I be jealous
of her videos?Copy !req
176. Oh, she filmed herself
microwaving ramenCopy !req
177. and she got 100 people
to view it.Copy !req
178. Yeah, she's Sofia Coppola.Copy !req
179. - You couldn't do it.
- Please.Copy !req
180. You could get 100 people
to watch anything.Copy !req
181. - Fine. Then do it.Copy !req
182. 100 views
by the end of the day—Copy !req
183. loser has to clean
the rat traps.Copy !req
184. - Okay, well then,
you're on,Copy !req
185. and I hope you like dead rats.Copy !req
186. - I hope you like failure.
- I hope you like...Copy !req
187. Me winning bets.Copy !req
188. - Hi! It's Cloud9 Amy!Copy !req
189. Comin' at you from Cloud 9...Copy !req
190. in St. Louis, Missouri,Copy !req
191. between aisles seven and eight.Copy !req
192. Oh, look!
It's a two-for-one sale!Copy !req
193. How come you never hear of
oneCopy !req
194. Oh, probably because no one
would ever pay twice as much.Copy !req
195. All right, that is bad.Copy !req
196. Can you please not watch me?Copy !req
197. It's riveting.Copy !req
198. - Hi! It's Cloud 9 Amy!Copy !req
199. How long have you
been doing this?Copy !req
200. - I started my second day.
- I thought everyone did it!Copy !req
201. I mean, it's kind of obvious.Copy !req
202. - Not to everyone.Copy !req
203. - Oh, hey, Glenn!Copy !req
204. It was really bugging me
that Martin Nestle liedCopy !req
205. about his email address,
so I did some diggingCopy !req
206. and I found his actual email
on his company website.Copy !req
207. - Boogie-Time Boogie Boards,
Incorporated.Copy !req
208. That doesn't look like a very
professional website, does it?Copy !req
209. These beach bum types.Copy !req
210. Anyway...Copy !req
211. There he is.
Martin Nestle, CEO.Copy !req
212. - Huh.Copy !req
213. That looks like the guy
from "Twilight."Copy !req
214. - No. Jerusha said I shouldn't.Copy !req
215. So I didn't.Copy !req
216. - I mean—Copy !req
217. I guess it kinda looks like himCopy !req
218. if you squint.Copy !req
219. It's so funny
you know who that is.Copy !req
220. - Hey, let's see
if they have a pageCopy !req
221. for buying a boogie board
on there, huh?Copy !req
222. - I don't think that the link
is up yet.Copy !req
223. - Click on the "About,"
where it tells youCopy !req
224. the story
of how the company started.Copy !req
225. - Excuse me, ma'am.Copy !req
226. Do you have a moment
to watch a short video?Copy !req
227. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- I just moved here from Tampa.Copy !req
228. - Ooh, Garrett!
- Have you watched my video yet?Copy !req
229. - 'Cause I'm trying
to prove to JonahCopy !req
230. that I can get more views
than Kelly.Copy !req
231. No.Copy !req
232. That doesn't have anything
to do with it.Copy !req
233. This is about having
a web presence.Copy !req
234. Jeez, Garrett, get with it.Copy !req
235. - You're right.
- I'll work on my self-awareness.Copy !req
236. - Oh, come on!
- Still only 12 views.Copy !req
237. Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers!Copy !req
238. Who likes viral videos?Copy !req
239. Ma'amCopy !req
240. - Man, Facebook is a bust.Copy !req
241. It's all baby photos
and quizzesCopy !req
242. about which "Longmire"
character you are.Copy !req
243. - Cool.
- Then I guess we can stop?Copy !req
244. - Hang on.Copy !req
245. Elias went on a date
with two women?Copy !req
246. - It's probably just
his wife's sister or something.Copy !req
247. - Mm, yeah.
- I don't think so.Copy !req
248. - Oh, my God!Copy !req
249. Elias is in a throuple.Copy !req
250. - Throuple.Copy !req
251. Is that like when three hideous
people get together?Copy !req
252. - Just three people.
- Oh.Copy !req
253. - But yeah, they usually are.
- Hmm.Copy !req
254. - Hey, Glenn,
there's a customer hereCopy !req
255. - who wants to talk to a manager.
- Okay.Copy !req
256. Hello. Glenn Sturgis speaking.Copy !req
257. - Yes, this is Martin Nestle.Copy !req
258. - Well, hello, Mr. Nestle.Copy !req
259. Trace this call.Copy !req
260. - Yeah, I don't have
that technology.Copy !req
261. - I signed up for a Blue CardCopy !req
262. and I think I may have given
the wrong email.Copy !req
263. - Okay, well, thank you
for calling to tell us.Copy !req
264. Are you tracing this call?Copy !req
265. While I have you on the phone,Copy !req
266. what'd you think
of the employeeCopy !req
267. who signed you up?Copy !req
268. His name's Mateo.Copy !req
269. And I think he's a real dummy!Copy !req
270. A class A stinker!Copy !req
271. - What are you saying
about me?Copy !req
272. - Oh.Copy !req
273. - Mr. Sturgis,
I need to get back to work.Copy !req
274. - Uh, okay, then.Copy !req
275. Well, h-have a heavenly day.Copy !req
276. - Oh.
- Who were you talking to?Copy !req
277. - Martin Nestle.Copy !req
278. - Oh.Copy !req
279. - Lost the trace.Copy !req
280. Did you know
Marcus has a podcastCopy !req
281. called "Celebrities
I Would Bone,"Copy !req
282. and in every episode
he just listsCopy !req
283. celebrities he would bone.Copy !req
284. - Man, there is an audience
out there for anything.Copy !req
285. Oh, wow.
Okay, you're gonna love this.Copy !req
286. Remember Anna who had to leave
to take care of her sick mom?Copy !req
287. Well, turns out her sick mom
is also a boob surgeon!Copy !req
288. - Wow!Copy !req
289. He went too big.Copy !req
290. - She's gonna have back problems.
- Waste of money.Copy !req
291. She should've fixed
her face first.Copy !req
292. - Yeah.
- Oh, whoops.Copy !req
293. You were supposed to go on
your break ten minutes ago.Copy !req
294. - Oh, um, that's okay.Copy !req
295. I'll just sit here
and eat my lunch with you.Copy !req
296. - Safety always comes...
- It's the bottom of the ninth.Copy !req
297. - Just a woman going insane.Copy !req
298. - Mark down-io!
- Yee-haw!Copy !req
299. Howdy, partner.
That was crazy.Copy !req
300. How dem cows...
Inventor-ium!Copy !req
301. - Maybe if we took
her phone away—Copy !req
302. - Don't even think about it.Copy !req
303. - Yo, yo, yo.
- It's Cloud 9 AmyCopy !req
304. doin' my trick.Copy !req
305. Zonin' this aisle
to make it look sick!Copy !req
306. You want batteries?
I got loads of D's.Copy !req
307. And some frozen peas
full of vitamin C!Copy !req
308. Self-check yourself
before you wreck yourself.Copy !req
309. Self-check yourself
before you wreck yourself.Copy !req
310. Self-check yourself
before you wreck yourself.Copy !req
311. Get it?Copy !req
312. So?Copy !req
313. - Wow, Amy.Copy !req
314. - So fun.Copy !req
315. - It's a work in progress,Copy !req
316. and—and I know it's corny.Copy !req
317. That's what makes it funny.
Right?Copy !req
318. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
319. Yeah, definitely.Copy !req
320. - So funny.
- Yeah.Copy !req
321. - Okay.Copy !req
322. Thanks.Copy !req
323. - Is this because
Jonah's dating Kelly?Copy !req
324. - Definitely.
- Yeah.Copy !req
325. - I went to theater camp
for two summers.Copy !req
326. That was my Audrey II voice.Copy !req
327. - Calm down.
- It was fine.Copy !req
328. - There is no way you should've
gotten away with this.Copy !req
329. - You're just jealous.
- I am.Copy !req
330. And I'm not even
trying to hide it.Copy !req
331. - Mateo,
I want to apologize,Copy !req
332. both for the things
that I said about you,Copy !req
333. and for thinking that you would
ever make up a customer.Copy !req
334. - Well, it's just hard.Copy !req
335. I was accused of a crime
by my bossCopy !req
336. and role model.Copy !req
337. - Take the win.Copy !req
338. - I wanna make it up to you.Copy !req
339. How about lunch?Copy !req
340. We'll go up to the Beef BarnCopy !req
341. and get a—a table
right near the tractor?Copy !req
342. - Uh, you know, I am actually
starting to get over it.Copy !req
343. - Mateo, he's trying
to apologize to you.Copy !req
344. - A nice, long lunch,
just the two of you?Copy !req
345. Oh, so lucky!Copy !req
346. - Glenn, you know,
maybe lunch isn't enough.Copy !req
347. - You were really rude to him.
- Oh, yeah, you were.Copy !req
348. Maybe stop by a few museums
or something on the way.Copy !req
349. - I suppose we could.
- Lunch sounds great.Copy !req
350. - Lunch.
- Terrific.Copy !req
351. I can't wait!Copy !req
352. - Hmm.Copy !req
353. I'm feeling less jealous.Copy !req
354. - Kate Upton, Arianna Grande,
Serena Williams,Copy !req
355. 1994 Meryl Streep,
1995 Meryl Streep,Copy !req
356. and the "Wonder Woman" chick.Copy !req
357. "Celebrities I Would Bone" is
brought to you by Blue Apron,Copy !req
358. a better way to cook—Copy !req
359. God, that hour flies by.Copy !req
360. - Ahhh!Copy !req
361. Head into the kitchen where
we make our tasty treats.Copy !req
362. Y'all can just kick it
while I drop this sick beat.Copy !req
363. This is stupid.Copy !req
364. These videos are so stupid.Copy !req
365. - Two women want that
inside them.Copy !req
366. - What would it take to get
you to sleep with Elias?Copy !req
367. - $435 grand.Copy !req
368. I have a figure
for everyone here.Copy !req
369. Yours is only 75 bucks,
by the way.Copy !req
370. - Oh, thank you.Copy !req
371. What about Glenn?Copy !req
372. - There's not enough money
in the world.Copy !req
373. This is so stupid.Copy !req
374. All of these videos
are stupid.Copy !req
375. Not everything
needs to be documented.Copy !req
376. Look at where I am!Copy !req
377. Look at what I ate
for lunch today.Copy !req
378. Nobody cares!Copy !req
379. We're all becoming these
narcissistic attention whores.Copy !req
380. How about we actually—
- Okay, at some pointCopy !req
381. she's gotta see the rats.Copy !req
382. Watch, don't watch,Copy !req
383. I don't care.Copy !req
384. But if you like what you saw,
you can follow me on Snapchat,Copy !req
385. Instagram, and Twitter
on @Cloud9AmyD.Copy !req
386. - I don't think
she saw the rats.Copy !req
387. - I don't think so.Copy !req
388. - I am really looking forward
to this, Mateo.Copy !req
389. I don't get to take my
employees to lunch very often.Copy !req
390. - Well, only the lucky ones,
I guess.Copy !req
391. - Yeah, I got to take Jonah
to lunch once.Copy !req
392. I really got to know him.Copy !req
393. You know, his interests,
his background,Copy !req
394. his voice.Copy !req
395. - Hey, and since we're going
to Clayton,Copy !req
396. you know what's on the way?Copy !req
397. Martin Nestle's office.Copy !req
398. Maybe we should drop by.Copy !req
399. Unless there's some reason
you don't wanna go.Copy !req
400. - Nope.Copy !req
401. I would...
love to visit Martin.Copy !req
402. - Great.Copy !req
403. - Great.
- Great.Copy !req
404. - Great.Copy !req
405. - Great.Copy !req
406. - Oh, hey, Jonah, will you help
me read something real quick?Copy !req
407. Bam!
15,000 views!Copy !req
408. Ha-ha!Copy !req
409. - Yep.
- And I only posted itCopy !req
410. half an hour ago, which means
there must be a real appetiteCopy !req
411. for smart social commentary.Copy !req
412. - I guess I'm cleaning
the rat traps.Copy !req
413. - Yeah.
- I guess you are.Copy !req
414. - Oh, hey, speaking of
the rat traps,Copy !req
415. did you get a chance
to watch the videoCopy !req
416. before you posted it?Copy !req
417. - I know I never
explicitly saidCopy !req
418. not to post videos of rat
infestations in the kitchen,Copy !req
419. but I thought I didn't need to.Copy !req
420. - Look, I'm sorry.Copy !req
421. I should have watched the video
before I posted it.Copy !req
422. - How 'bout if we just stop
posting videos of the store,Copy !req
423. - period.
- Whoa! No way!Copy !req
424. - Aw!
- That's not fair!Copy !req
425. - Amy's screw up
shouldn't overshadow the factCopy !req
426. that there's some really
terrific filmmaking going on.Copy !req
427. - Like Kelly's.
- Yes.Copy !req
428. - Oh, my God.
- Thank you so much.Copy !req
429. - Okay, I'm gonna
start compiling a listCopy !req
430. of all the things
we should not be posting about,Copy !req
431. starting with farting in cups
and rat infestations.Copy !req
432. - Again, didn't know
the rats were there.Copy !req
433. - Why did you have to make
a video at all?Copy !req
434. - Is it about fame?
- No!Copy !req
435. - Murdering a clown.Copy !req
436. - That's something thatCopy !req
437. we shouldn't post online.Copy !req
438. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
439. - Okay.
- "Murdering a clown."Copy !req
440. - You could just write
"anything illegal."Copy !req
441. - Look, Amy, are you
going through some kind ofCopy !req
442. a midlife crisis, is that it?Copy !req
443. - Yes, it's a peace sign.
- No.Copy !req
444. I was just trying to prove
that I could make a videoCopy !req
445. that could get
a bunch of views.Copy !req
446. - Does this have something to
do with Jonah dating Kelly?Copy !req
447. - Whoa!Copy !req
448. No!Copy !req
449. - I knew it.
- Come on.Copy !req
450. - We were gonna
keep that a secret.Copy !req
451. - Well, then maybe you
shouldn't have posted about itCopy !req
452. on the Internet.Copy !req
453. - Thank you.
- Do we need to fill outCopy !req
454. one of those
relationship disclosures?Copy !req
455. - Oh, I'm sorry,
you want to know if you need toCopy !req
456. let Corporate know that two
low-level floor workersCopy !req
457. are in a relationship?
Yeah, I'm su—Copy !req
458. Let me call a board meeting.Copy !req
459. - Feels like misplaced
aggression.Copy !req
460. - Are we calling it
a relationship?Copy !req
461. - Oh, I just meant for the—
- No, I mean—I mean—Copy !req
462. - Are you—
- Okay, if you—Copy !req
463. - Yeah, no. I'm—I'm cool.Copy !req
464. - Cool.
- Cool.Copy !req
465. - Weird that this is
a boogie board company.Copy !req
466. - Guess he runs his business
out of his home?Copy !req
467. Less overhead.Copy !req
468. - Mm.Copy !req
469. Well, he's obviously not here,
so we sh—Copy !req
470. - Oh, hello.Copy !req
471. - Hello.
- So sorry to bother you,Copy !req
472. but is Martin Nestle here?Copy !req
473. - Martin Nestle.Copy !req
474. This is Boogie-Time Boogie
Board, Incorporated, isn't it?Copy !req
475. - And 11 stitches there.Copy !req
476. - Wow. You really do
have a lot of scars.Copy !req
477. - Well, that's why
I switched to birds.Copy !req
478. Chimps are very violent.Copy !req
479. And they're constantly
masturbating.Copy !req
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482. it's the most beautiful song
you've ever heard.Copy !req
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484. - It is. It is cool.Copy !req
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486. You know, I'm actually
almost excitedCopy !req
487. Roger decided to fart
in all those cups and film it,Copy !req
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to know each other better.Copy !req
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something funny?Copy !req
491. - Uh, yeah!Copy !req
492. - I was the one
who filmed him doing it.Copy !req
493. - Stop.
- Plus, I dared him to do it.Copy !req
494. I was like, "I bet you can't
fart into those cups,"Copy !req
495. even though I totally knew
he could.Copy !req
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for sharing that with me.Copy !req
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that's it then.Copy !req
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509. - Okay, what can I do
to show you that I mean it?Copy !req
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511. Let me just
make a quick call.Copy !req
512. - Oh, you don't really have to
clean out the rat traps.Copy !req
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and you won.Copy !req
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how I wanted to win.Copy !req
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- Oh! You already have help.Copy !req
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524. - leave you to it.
- Bye!Copy !req
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526. Fun fact.
That is just blueberry soda.Copy !req
527. - I now baptize you for
the forgiveness of your sins!Copy !req
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