1. - D-Did Brett like Radiohead?Copy !req
2. - No, it's just
the only song she knows.Copy !req
3. - Her YouTube channel is so sad.
♪ I don't belong...Copy !req
4. - Thank you, Sandra.
- That was... lovely.Copy !req
5. We're gathered here today
to honor our dear friendCopy !req
6. and co-worker
Brett Kobashigawa.Copy !req
7. He died doing what he loved
most—collecting carts.Copy !req
8. - We do not know he's dead!Copy !req
9. - Glenn.
- They did not find a body.Copy !req
10. - They found a foot.Copy !req
11. - Maybe it's
somebody else's foot.Copy !req
12. All we know is that
Brett was in the parking lotCopy !req
13. collecting carts
when the tornado hit.Copy !req
14. And that no one has seen
or heard from him since.Copy !req
15. - And the foot...
- Stop with the foot.Copy !req
16. - We have addressed the foot.
- I agree with Glenn.Copy !req
17. Brett wasn't killed
by that tornado.Copy !req
18. - Thank you, Dina.Copy !req
19. - What usually happens is
all the air is suckedCopy !req
20. from your lungs and then they
fill up with blood,Copy !req
21. so, technically, he probably
drowned on his own blood.Copy !req
22. - Why didn't we know about
Brett's death sooner?Copy !req
23. - Apparently someone
was clocking in for him.Copy !req
24. Guys, this is one
of the reasonsCopy !req
25. that clock-in buddies
is a bad idea.Copy !req
26. - Also, it could've been
blunt force trauma.Copy !req
27. I mean, at those wind speeds,
even a coffee mugCopy !req
28. could blow your chest plate
wide open.Copy !req
29. - At any rate, we hereby
dedicate this bench to Brett,Copy !req
30. where he used to sit
on his flip phoneCopy !req
31. and argue with his wife
for hours.Copy !req
32. - Yeah, now might
not be the best time,Copy !req
33. but if anybody still hasn't
chipped in for the plaque,Copy !req
34. it's $6.83 each, so...Copy !req
35. Just, you know, get it to me
when you can.Copy !req
36. - His body
isn't even cold yet, Jonah.Copy !req
37. - Because he's
probably still alive,Copy !req
38. basking on some beach
in the Mediterranean.Copy !req
39. - Yeah, just waiting for his
foot stump to heal.Copy !req
40. - Could've been impaled
by a curtain rod.Copy !req
41. I mean, for all we know,
he could be one ofCopy !req
42. several people on the same rod.Copy !req
43. Hopefully, for his sake,
he was on one of the ends.Copy !req
44. - Okay, Sandra, how about
another song?Copy !req
45. - Oh.
- Okay, uh, it's not a song,Copy !req
46. but I-I did learn a new chord.Copy !req
47. Nope, no—that's not it.Copy !req
48. Nope.Copy !req
49. - So that was a...
- Cloud 9 funeral.Copy !req
50. - Yep, there was
way more fanfareCopy !req
51. when Deborah got hit
by a forklift.Copy !req
52. - Sorry I missed that.Copy !req
53. You know, Brett's actually
the first personCopy !req
54. I ever knew who died.Copy !req
55. - Really?Copy !req
56. What about, like, your
grandparents?Copy !req
57. - Nope.
- All still alive and healthy.Copy !req
58. My Pop-pop can run
an eight-minute mile.Copy !req
59. - That's a weird thing
to brag about.Copy !req
60. - I'm just saying.
- It's pretty fast.Copy !req
61. - I go to, like,
three funerals a year.Copy !req
62. It's a good excuse
to see family.Copy !req
63. - I don't even know anybody
who's ever been in, like,Copy !req
64. a major accident.Copy !req
65. - Also a weird thing
to brag about.Copy !req
66. - Except for Garrett, maybe.Copy !req
67. That was an accident, right?
He was... how, uh...Copy !req
68. - Huh. I don't know.Copy !req
69. - Me neither.Copy !req
70. - I feel like I should know that.
- Why?Copy !req
71. - Because he's, you know,
one of my best friends.Copy !req
72. And my roommate.Copy !req
73. We're definitely close enough
for me to know.Copy !req
74. We pee with the doors open.Copy !req
75. - I don't pee
in front of anyone.Copy !req
76. - Well then, I guess you
don't have any best friends.Copy !req
77. - Oww!Copy !req
78. Ohh!
These things are impossible.Copy !req
79. - Yeah, and who is gonna stealCopy !req
80. a "Matrix 2" and "3" box set?Copy !req
81. - Okay, I can't, I can't—Copy !req
82. - This is blood. I'm bleeding.
- Where?Copy !req
83. - Hey, you two.
- How's it going?Copy !req
84. - Ugh. Pretty sucky.Copy !req
85. - Because of Brett?Copy !req
86. - Huh?Copy !req
87. - I think it's very, very likely
that he is still alive.Copy !req
88. But if you two are upset about
his disappearance,Copy !req
89. then you can take a break
for a while.Copy !req
90. - Oh, no, that's okay,
we don't—Copy !req
91. - Thank you, Glenn.Copy !req
92. We, um, we could really use
a chance to sit and reflect.Copy !req
93. You know, Brett was like
a father to me, so...Copy !req
94. - Yeah, and he was—he was like
a grandfather to me.Copy !req
95. Uh, I'm young enough that he was
also like a grandfather to me.Copy !req
96. - I had no idea.Copy !req
97. Well, you two take
as long as you need, okay?Copy !req
98. You know,
a book of Matthew says,Copy !req
99. "Blessed are those
who mourn—"Copy !req
100. - Glenn, we're gonna mourn
in our own way.Copy !req
101. - Yeah.Copy !req
102. - Nice.Copy !req
103. - Hey, Dina, Justine's
complaining about an odorCopy !req
104. in the women's room again.Copy !req
105. She's describing it as
a liquid raccoon smell.Copy !req
106. Hey, Dina. You okay?Copy !req
107. - What?
- Yeah, sorry, I justCopy !req
108. haven't really
been sleeping lately.Copy !req
109. You know,
weather's getting worse.Copy !req
110. I'm starting to think
we should get everyoneCopy !req
111. into the new storm shelter.Copy !req
112. - Uh, I don't think
that's necessary.Copy !req
113. It's just a rainstorm.Copy !req
114. - Tell that to Brett.
- Oh, wait, you can't.Copy !req
115. 'Cause he's smeared
all over the Midwest.Copy !req
116. - I get that it's weird
for a dude to say this,Copy !req
117. but I'm gonna miss
Brett's laugh.Copy !req
118. - Me too, me too. Hey, man, uh,
let me ask you something.Copy !req
119. How...Copy !req
120. How, uh...
How did, how were you—Copy !req
121. - I'm sorry. What?Copy !req
122. - No, it's just—
wh—did—did...Copy !req
123. Were you always...
Did—because I don't—Copy !req
124. Oh, look! Look at that!
That's Amy. Hey, Amy.Copy !req
125. - Hey. Have you guys noticed
anything weird about Dina?Copy !req
126. - Well, Dina's her own thing.Copy !req
127. We've had sex in
three different houses,Copy !req
128. and I'm not totally sure
any of them were hers.Copy !req
129. - Okay. I mean, not normal
Dina-weirdness, like,Copy !req
130. something's off.Copy !req
131. - I don't know. I mean,
maybe she's just—Copy !req
132. - Oh! See?Copy !req
133. - Attention—all customers and
employees to the storm shelter.Copy !req
134. Now, people! Let's go!Copy !req
135. Ugh! Move, grandpa!Copy !req
136. - Again, I'm so sorry
for the false alarm.Copy !req
137. There's no tornado.
You're free to leave.Copy !req
138. - Now, better safe than sorry,
so no apologies.Copy !req
139. - Yes, but, well,
we are apologizing.Copy !req
140. - I am absolutely
not apologizing.Copy !req
141. - Well, some people should be.
- Well, some peopleCopy !req
142. should shut their damn yaps.Copy !req
143. - Anyway, as a thank you,
please enjoy a couponCopy !req
144. for 50 cents off frozen yogurt
in the café.Copy !req
145. We could only find ten.Copy !req
146. - So... get them
while they're hot.Copy !req
147. Thank you.Copy !req
148. Give one to her.
Dina was really rough with her.Copy !req
149. - Hey, Myrtle, you've been here
a long time, right?Copy !req
150. - Since 1987.Copy !req
151. - Oh, yeah,
so you were here, then,Copy !req
152. when Garrett
first started—Copy !req
153. - The Cards were in
the World Series.Copy !req
154. I was having an affair
with Ozzie Smith.Copy !req
155. The Wizard,
we used to call him.Copy !req
156. - Wow, no kidding. So—Copy !req
157. - Turns out
it wasn't really Ozzie.Copy !req
158. He was a waiter at Beffa's,Copy !req
159. which was a popular
establishment back then.Copy !req
160. - Beffa's?
- Never heard of it.Copy !req
161. - I once saw Al Wiman having
a roast beef sandwich there.Copy !req
162. Well, he ordered it.
I don't recall if he ate it.Copy !req
163. - That's a really good story.Copy !req
164. Um, Myrtle, when—
- Back then,Copy !req
165. people were tougher
than they are now.Copy !req
166. You can't even call someone
aCopy !req
167. even if they're being one.Copy !req
168. Which reminds me of a story...Copy !req
169. I once had a sister-in-law
who really was,Copy !req
170. and she was adorable.Copy !req
171. - I finally get to catch up
on Kylie Jenner's Insta.Copy !req
172. - Man, she does sponsored posts
in a way thatCopy !req
173. make you really believe
that she loves the product.Copy !req
174. - I know. It's beautiful.Copy !req
175. - How's it going, you two?Copy !req
176. - Oh, uh... comes in waves.Copy !req
177. One second I'm, like, "Huh?"
And the next I'm, like, "Huh."Copy !req
178. - Well, you know,
I'm still holding out hopeCopy !req
179. that Brett's alive.Copy !req
180. - Even with the foot?Copy !req
181. - I don't wanna
re-litigate the foot, but...Copy !req
182. I did wanna write
a Brett tributeCopy !req
183. for the newsletter—
you know, just in case.Copy !req
184. And you guys knew him so well
I thought maybe you could help.Copy !req
185. - Of course. I mean,
we would love to honor him.Copy !req
186. - So what was
his wife's name?Copy !req
187. - Um...Copy !req
188. - Cinnamon.
- Margaret.Copy !req
189. - Cinnamon Margaret?Copy !req
190. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.Copy !req
191. - Uh-huh.
- That is... what we said.Copy !req
192. - Okay, uh, I also wanna include
a funny story.Copy !req
193. - Well...Copy !req
194. We obviously have...
so many of those.Copy !req
195. - Obviously.Copy !req
196. - From real life.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
197. - Great. Okay.Copy !req
198. - Cheyenne,
what's your favorite?Copy !req
199. - Just a heads-up,
we're gonna need to doCopy !req
200. a full restock of the jerky.Copy !req
201. I'm taking this down
to the storm shelter.Copy !req
202. - Oh, do we need that much?Copy !req
203. Tornadoes last, like,
15 minutes.Copy !req
204. - Uh, what if the roof
caves in?Copy !req
205. Sorry, everybody. Looks like
we're gonna starve down hereCopy !req
206. because Amy thought we'd only
be trapped for 15 minutes.Copy !req
207. - Uh, Dina?
- That seems a little dramatic.Copy !req
208. - "Okay, uh, Dina?
- That seems a little dramatic."Copy !req
209. Look, I don't have time
to roast you, okay?Copy !req
210. I still need sun lamps,
mylar blankets...Copy !req
211. - Are you maybe
going through anythingCopy !req
212. you wanna talk about, or...Copy !req
213. - Okay, I need
to have games for morale.Copy !req
214. Chess, Scrabble,
Uno for the dummies.Copy !req
215. - Okay, Dina?
- I'm worried about you.Copy !req
216. - As a friend.
- You wanna be a friend?Copy !req
217. Go freeze a couple hundred
pounds of chard.Copy !req
218. - I'm not doing that.Copy !req
219. Fine.Copy !req
220. Guess we won't have chard.Copy !req
221. - Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
222. - Hey, Sandra,
how's it going?Copy !req
223. - I just found out Jerry's
feeding tube got infected and—Copy !req
224. - Ah, same here.Copy !req
225. So let me ask you a question,Copy !req
226. but don't tell Garrett.Copy !req
227. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
228. Has he ever told you how
he ended up in a wheelchair?Copy !req
229. - Um... let me think.Copy !req
230. - Hey, what's up, guys?Copy !req
231. - Hey.Copy !req
232. - Hey! What's going on?Copy !req
233. - What you guys
talking about?Copy !req
234. - Nothing.Copy !req
235. - Nothing?Copy !req
236. So you guys are just
in the hallwayCopy !req
237. staring at each other
saying nothing?Copy !req
238. - Well, not nothing.
- I mean, we were—Copy !req
239. we were talking about...Copy !req
240. Jonah's going to a barbecue,Copy !req
241. and he asked
if it'd be interestingCopy !req
242. to put burrata on
a burger instead of provolone.Copy !req
243. And I said,
"Who uses provolone?"Copy !req
244. And he was laughing,
and then I started laughing.Copy !req
245. And then he asked,
"Are burgers cliché in general?"Copy !req
246. And I said, "No,
not if you use venison."Copy !req
247. But then you said,Copy !req
248. "Venison does not
pair with burrata," so...Copy !req
249. here we are.Copy !req
250. - Yeah.
- A-and then you—Copy !req
251. - and then you came up.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
252. - So...
- Well, I'm sorry I asked.Copy !req
253. - Okay.
- I-I'll see you around.Copy !req
254. - Mm.Copy !req
255. - Wow, you are
an incredible liar.Copy !req
256. - Thank you.Copy !req
257. - Swam up the Panama Canal.Copy !req
258. Hey, how long was he
a cowboy trick rider for?Copy !req
259. - Well, he was in the circuit
for a number of yearsCopy !req
260. with his horse named...Copy !req
261. Cloud Tie.Copy !req
262. - Cloud Tie.
- Yeah.Copy !req
263. - And, uh,
then he joined the Marines.Copy !req
264. He was in the...
Blue Shirt Division.Copy !req
265. - Okay.
- At the battle of, uh...Copy !req
266. - Khaki Pants.
- Yep.Copy !req
267. - Like it sounds?Copy !req
268. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
269. K-H...
K... A-K-I.Copy !req
270. - I just think that the tornado
and this Brett stuffCopy !req
271. is really affecting you.Copy !req
272. - How many iodine tablets
to sterilize urine?Copy !req
273. - Is it two or three?
- I really couldn't say.Copy !req
274. - Maybe err on
the side of caution.Copy !req
275. - Are you okay?
- 'Cause you seem a little manic.Copy !req
276. - Is this your thing?
- Do you like toCopy !req
277. just follow people
and tell them everythingCopy !req
278. you think is wrong with them?
'Cause I could do that too.Copy !req
279. - No, that's not—
- Hair. Chin. Shrimpy build.Copy !req
280. Boobs.
Well, left boob.Copy !req
281. - I'm willing to ignore thatCopy !req
282. because I know
you're lashing out.Copy !req
283. - Ankles.
- I have joint inflammation!Copy !req
284. - You need to get help!
- I'm fine!Copy !req
285. Sorry.Copy !req
286. - I think there's something
wrong with Dina.Copy !req
287. - Heck, yeah, there is.Copy !req
288. - No, Glenn.
- It wasn't a diss.Copy !req
289. - Okay.Copy !req
290. - Good burn!
- That was fun.Copy !req
291. Hey, let's do Elias now—Copy !req
292. - Glenn, I think the tornado
really affected her.Copy !req
293. I don't know if this is
a workman's comp type of thing,Copy !req
294. but she needs
to talk to someone.Copy !req
295. - Oh, Lisa's a good listener.Copy !req
296. - I was thinking
like a professional.Copy !req
297. - Ohh! Okay.Copy !req
298. Now, we don't have a binder
on dealing with tornadoes,Copy !req
299. but I did find one
on workplace shootingsCopy !req
300. that I think
I can make work.Copy !req
301. - The tornado was like
two months ago.Copy !req
302. We're over it.Copy !req
303. - Well, maybe you are.Copy !req
304. But maybe there's someone else
who's having trouble coping.Copy !req
305. - Who is it?
- It doesn't matter.Copy !req
306. - Is it Sandra?
- Nope.Copy !req
307. - Is it Dina?
- I'm not gonna say.Copy !req
308. - Carol.
- No!Copy !req
309. - Thanks, Ames.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
310. This is not what I had
in mind.Copy !req
311. - "If you're reading this,
then your branchCopy !req
312. "has been the victim
of a workplace... tornado.Copy !req
313. "Workplace tornados
are a growing epidemicCopy !req
314. "that we need to face while
still respecting the rightCopy !req
315. of every American
to own tornados."Copy !req
316. It's good.Copy !req
317. - "Many tornado victims
describe worryingCopy !req
318. "that behind every hallway,Copy !req
319. there's a lone tornado
waiting to tornado them."Copy !req
320. - This is waste of time.Copy !req
321. - Look, Dina.
- I just thinkCopy !req
322. that you're holding in
a lot of pent-up emotionCopy !req
323. and that it's good
to talk about these things.Copy !req
324. I learned that
in couples therapy.Copy !req
325. - Oh, and that worked out
great for you, didn't it?Copy !req
326. - Dina, that didn'tCopy !req
327. work out for them, though,
actually.Copy !req
328. - They're getting a divorce.
- I know.Copy !req
329. - You know, there's no shameCopy !req
330. in admitting
you're having a tough timeCopy !req
331. dealing
with something, okay?Copy !req
332. In college,
I discovered that my dadCopy !req
333. was having an affair
on Parents Weekend.Copy !req
334. Try enjoying
"Stomp" after that.Copy !req
335. - Ugh, that's your trauma?Copy !req
336. I watched my brother drown
in the South China Sea.Copy !req
337. - Well, it's not a contest.Copy !req
338. - Well, if it was, you'd lose.Copy !req
339. - I went to the movie "Saw"Copy !req
340. thinking it was about carpentry.Copy !req
341. It is not!Copy !req
342. I threw up in my lap.Copy !req
343. And then Jerusha made us stay
because it was our date nightCopy !req
344. and the tickets
were non-refundable.Copy !req
345. - Okay, there's a lot
to unpack there,Copy !req
346. but let's circle back
to Dina.Copy !req
347. - I once got caught
trying to runCopy !req
348. a badger game
in Kansas City.Copy !req
349. Ha.
I had to cut my way out.Copy !req
350. - Thank you, Cheyenne,
for taking usCopy !req
351. through your visit
to Cancun, but...Copy !req
352. I'm not clear—
what was traumatic about it?Copy !req
353. - Nothing. It was awesome.Copy !req
354. - Great. Okay, uh, well,
who hasn't shared yet?Copy !req
355. - Uh, Garrett hasn't.
- Oh. Garrett?Copy !req
356. - Oh, no,
I've lived a blessed life.Copy !req
357. - I have something.Copy !req
358. My first apartment
was in a pet cemetery—Copy !req
359. - You're saying
nothing traumaticCopy !req
360. has ever happened
to you?Copy !req
361. 'Cause, you know,
this—this is a safe space.Copy !req
362. - Well, when I was a kid,Copy !req
363. I was really into
horseback riding.Copy !req
364. I was good at it too.Copy !req
365. Until Chestnut bucked me
going over a hurdleCopy !req
366. and I landed on my neck.Copy !req
367. Doc said I was lucky
to walk away.Copy !req
368. But I came in last place,
so...Copy !req
369. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- Yeah, that sounds bad.Copy !req
370. - Are you kidding?
- That's, like, nothing.Copy !req
371. - My worse trauma
was when SandraCopy !req
372. tried to murder me
during a tornado.Copy !req
373. - I didn't try to murder you.Copy !req
374. I just didn't try to save you.Copy !req
375. - I love your friendship.
- Frick and Frack.Copy !req
376. - You know, this—
right here, right now—Copy !req
377. - this is my greatest trauma.
- Glenn, let's wrap this up.Copy !req
378. - Yeah. I'm out of here.
- No, Dina—Copy !req
379. - Look. Listen. I get it.Copy !req
380. You want me to suddenly
get in touchCopy !req
381. with some deep, dark emotions,
but guess what.Copy !req
382. I don't have time
to whine about my issues,Copy !req
383. and frankly, I am sick
of listeningCopy !req
384. to all you people
whine about yours.Copy !req
385. Get off me!Copy !req
386. Move, Brett!Copy !req
387. - So, apparently
when the tornado was coming,Copy !req
388. Brett was able to run
and make it to his car.Copy !req
389. - And then his car
got swallowed up by the tornado?Copy !req
390. - No, he just drove home.
- Oh.Copy !req
391. - And then we emailed
the wrong Brett,Copy !req
392. so we never knew
he was scheduled to work.Copy !req
393. - Well,
I knew he wasn't dead.Copy !req
394. - Yeah.
- I guess you were right.Copy !req
395. - Though,
just between you and me,Copy !req
396. I thought he was dead
for sure.Copy !req
397. But now look at him.
God bless.Copy !req
398. Hanging out
with his best friends.Copy !req
399. - Oh.
- Never knew they were friends.Copy !req
400. - You sure are bagging
those groceries.Copy !req
401. - Oh. I thought you had
a spider on your shoulder.Copy !req
402. - Oops. Oh. Got it.
- There it is.Copy !req
403. - There it is.Copy !req
404. - Is Glenn still watching?Copy !req
405. Yep.Copy !req
406. - Okay.Copy !req
407. - Wait. Oh, my God.
- Whose foot was that?Copy !req
408. - Hey, man.
- I'ma take off early.Copy !req
409. I, uh... saw a motorcycle
in the parking lotCopy !req
410. and it's the same motorcycle
that I was riding the night...Copy !req
411. - it all went down.
- Okay, all right.Copy !req
412. Okay, okay, I get it.
You're messing with me.Copy !req
413. You can stop now.Copy !req
414. - Cool.Copy !req
415. - Hey, just an FYI.Copy !req
416. I wasn't trying to be nosy.
I just—Copy !req
417. I thought it would be cool
to know you better. That's all.Copy !req
418. You know, you're my roommate,
and you're my best friend, and—Copy !req
419. - Okay. First of all,
I don't need a best friend.Copy !req
420. I'm an adult.Copy !req
421. And if I did have
a best friend,Copy !req
422. it would be
my boy Randy Mendoza.Copy !req
423. We've known each other since
the second grade.Copy !req
424. - Always about Randy...Copy !req
425. - Look. What if I told you
I got shot in Iraq?Copy !req
426. Or got drunk and hit
a bus full of nuns?Copy !req
427. - Is this also in Iraq?Copy !req
428. - Whatever it is,
it's gonna put me in a box.Copy !req
429. And I don't want that.Copy !req
430. - Understood.Copy !req
431. Hey. D—um... does Randy know?Copy !req
432. - Of course.
- He's my best friend.Copy !req
433. - That's messed up.Copy !req
434. - Wow.Copy !req
435. Really got everything
in here, huh?Copy !req
436. Beef jerky...Copy !req
437. beans...Copy !req
438. pornography?Copy !req
439. - People are gonna
need a release, Amy.Copy !req
440. It could be hours down here.Copy !req
441. - Look, you know
Brett is alive, right?Copy !req
442. No one died.
It's all okay.Copy !req
443. So, we can just head out.Copy !req
444. - I'm not leaving.Copy !req
445. - You cannot... stay...
down here!Copy !req
446. - Are you being
serious right now?Copy !req
447. - Oh, God.Copy !req
448. Okay, you know what?Copy !req
449. Fine. I get it.
You don't want my help.Copy !req
450. I give up.
I'm giving up.Copy !req
451. - Great.Copy !req
452. Oh, it's just getting sad
at this point.Copy !req
453. You're so tiny!Copy !req
454. - Look, you know what?Copy !req
455. Just for that, you don't
get a space in the shelter.Copy !req
456. - Oh, I'm so sad
that I don't get a spotCopy !req
457. in your little
masturbation jail.Copy !req
458. - All jails
are masturbation jails.Copy !req
459. - Look, things happen, okay?Copy !req
460. You can't be prepared
for everything.Copy !req
461. - No, you can't prepare
for everything,Copy !req
462. but I can and I always do.Copy !req
463. - Dina...
- Forget it.Copy !req
464. You don't wanna
hear about my problems.Copy !req
465. - No, I-I do.Copy !req
466. Of course I do.Copy !req
467. - Really?Copy !req
468. I couldn't sleep or eat,Copy !req
469. so I just watched old VHS tapes
of the 1994 Winter Olympics.Copy !req
470. I'm Team Tanya all the way,
you know?Copy !req
471. - Mm.
- I'm pretty sureCopy !req
472. Nancy Kerrigan
hit herself in the leg.Copy !req
473. Nobody tells you at six
that a dog can't eat chocolate.Copy !req
474. - Oh, wow. We're going back
to the beginning.Copy !req
475. Okay.Copy !req
476. - And for the rest of camp,Copy !req
477. all the kids called me
"Bagel Boobs."Copy !req
478. I just feel like this feeling
is gonna last forever.Copy !req
479. - I know.
- With Adam gone,Copy !req
480. I'm on my own
for the first time,Copy !req
481. and I'm just—I'm terrified.Copy !req
482. - Maybe don't make this
about you right now.Copy !req
483. - Yeah. No. Sorry.
- You go, you go.Copy !req
484. - You go.
- Okay.Copy !req
485. So I think we got up
to my tenth birthday?Copy !req
486. - Mm-hmm. We're at ten.Copy !req
487. - It's about
to get really bad.Copy !req