1. - A few last bits of
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the floor is yours.
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- Today's not about me, though.
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- Hi, Mateo.
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- Just finish.
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- We're gonna be a Quad-A store.
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a high volume store.
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Huh?
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Garrett.
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uterus is normally shaped
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about the reclassification.
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- I just said that.
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you guys are gonna love this.
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a sense of pride,
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accomplishment.
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to feature new products.
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Pizza Hut, there's gonna be—
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- Did you just say Pizza Hut?
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a thousand dollar sale.
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- I know.
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the thermometer.
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enough, any change is amazing.
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Where do you work? Cloud 9.
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the one with the Pizza Hut.
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Jeff waited until today
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you're gonna love it."
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and got his own place.
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were homeowners.
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his friend's condo.
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at lunch.
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Just to be safe.
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the worst idea.
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on the prize, okay?
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know how many candidates
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but—
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in all sorts of ways.
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we said we couldn't afford
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it could be as much as $50,000.
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only give you 15.
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- That's low, so—
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- We agree on 15.
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- Okay.
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99. - 4K televisions
have 8.3 megapixels.
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literally incapable
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finer resolution than this.
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102. - Wow.
- Okay, I'll take it.
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- Thank you.
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American Express Business card.
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an ID with you.
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Xbox One and a pile of candy.
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Xbox to have one upstairs,
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- Okay.
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Mr. Marquard.
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$80,000, drop the balloons,
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get a candid picture of me
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to send to corporate.
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120. - Got it, got it.
- Hey, now let's talk dancers.
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And
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with no dancers?
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but fine.
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- Uh, new hat?
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- I splurged.
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It's a very huge day.
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- Um, we were wondering
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tell us a little bit more
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once this store becomes Quad-A.
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gonna be the same.
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133. - Well, but earlier you said
it would be better.
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- Nice.
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that it could maybe get worse?
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139. - You know what, there's a lot
of liars out there, okay?
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have scores to settle, perhaps.
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everything you hear.
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but whatever it is,
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it's a paradox.
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It's gonna be great.
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for it to be great.
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and I can have a baby for you
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if you're really impatient,
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earlier,
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get to choose the color.
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153. - Turns out that when
you can't pay top dollar,
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are just a bunch of plops.
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you'll find someone.
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that maybe God is trying
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people in their late 50s
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have a killer baby.
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wanna carry it.
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- Would you?
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Oh, my God.
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I found her.
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170. - Welcome to the show, people.
- Welcome to the show.
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sorry to interrupt.
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- Oh, sure.
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I've ever had.
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- Have a heavenly day.
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- See
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something being the best thing
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just out of curiosity,
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part of your job?
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- It's wonderful.
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I've ever had.
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"best job I ever hads"
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- Like, "It is what it is."
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- Hi.
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been working here?
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the best job I've ever had
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- Obviously.
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your face on a rabbit's body.
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- To say thank you.
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something she could work with.
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that you're willing to do this.
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you know, too young,
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wanted to go with someone else,
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wanna do this?
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Definitely.
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- Great.
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try and stop me.
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- The thing is—
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- It's Bo.
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I would just say,
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right now, mister.
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you know.
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- Bo sucks.
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- I'm—I'm Jonah.
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- She does this every day.
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to be back here.
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what that was like.
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- They're quadding us.
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- Polo to polo.
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you're screwed.
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- It's total chaos.
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Black Friday.
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- Hell on steroids.
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without adding steroids?
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is exhausted all the time.
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have a chance to catch up.
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have time to clean?
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- We are this close to Quad-A.
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eat the pizza.
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have time to clean?
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then it never gets clean.
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guys,
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and become Quad-A.
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were you even listening?
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what you guys were saying.
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- She's good.
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- Bo's here.
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have a chat, you know, and—
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your mind?
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- Okay.
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my mind about?
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and I was like,
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let me have Glenn's baby."
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no way, no how, okay?
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Peace."
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like, the way I remember it,
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you know what I'm sayin'?
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that Cheyenne and I can say
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sex-positive, but, like,
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banging an old couple—
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with Jerusha?
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do this for Glenn.
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your point that
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baby might make you look
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a punk-ass chump or something.
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you know.
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won't change your morals
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it's not about the money.
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there was money.
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a dare or something.
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whatever you want
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quick shift assignment changes.
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you're in ladies' shoes.
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you're on register.
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that before.
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be so bad at it.
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you just float.
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like you're everywhere.
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- MVP.
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interference on Jeff.
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stories that are boring
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would ever care about.
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like somebody who does that.
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I mean, you're brutal—
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- He knows what he is.
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this store to become bigger,
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happening.
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On three.
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- Ow, ow.
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- Okay, okay, okay.
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- You just stepped on my foot.
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- Be gentle.
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in the store.
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so you're gonna wanna go.
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Not that one.
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just who we are
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at the time,
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like they could be solved.
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- Why?
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at me like it's mad at me.
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- I promised her I'd get it.
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some innocence.
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zeitgeist of the country
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with that.
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Not today, bro.
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Almost.
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"Bloodline" was worth watching.
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constitutes an emergency
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about right now,
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back in there, okay?
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- That wasn't the emergency.
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pre-emergency small talk.
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something and—and I—
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that I see you,
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that doesn't look good on you.
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what would?
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what they're hearing.
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have five minutes till closing.
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crap this bed yet.
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We're like thousands under.
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- I couldn't stop him.
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Ha-ha!
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a Holiday Inn Express.
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- We got 20 grand now.
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infinite amount of money.
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to return that right now.
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- No returns.
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- We're officially Quad-A.
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- Why are you dropping balloons?
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canceling balloon drop
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as dropping balloons.
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your life is going.
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you don't even understand.
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everything on the outside.
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I get the earring.
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- The hat.
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- Yeah, nothing.
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the important dates
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pregnancy calendar, see?
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and the ultrasounds.
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what you're gonna be doing
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for the next nine months.
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when it's really hot.
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really wanna do this?
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415. - I don't want you to.
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416. Because I don't want my baby
carried by a huge stinker,
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417. like you.
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418. You're a fat bitch.
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419. Oh, wait,
you're being nice.
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420. - No, I'm not being nice.
- I'm being mean.
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421. And—now I don't want
a big stinky baby
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422. from a big stinker like you.
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423. Get out of my office.
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424. You're stinking up the place.
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425. Pee-yew!
Ugh.
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426. Go take a bath
in some tomatoes.
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427. Quad-A, after all.
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428. We were so close.
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429. - I just gotta say—
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430. Been a privilege
taking breaks with you guys.
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431. Sitting here,
looking at my phone,
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432. while you guys are
looking at your phones.
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433. I'm gonna miss it.
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434. - We never appreciated
what we had here.
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435. - Let's relax.
- It was a crappy store.
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436. - Yeah, fair enough.
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437. - It'll be fine, you guys.
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438. We'll clean as we go.
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439. We'll clean as we go.
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440. - How do you get money stains
off your hands?
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441. - You know how when
you handle money,
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442. the ink comes off
on your hands?
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443. - Another counterfeit.
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444. - But I used the pen thingy
and it was yellow.
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445. - Yeah, that means fake.
- You want brown.
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446. - I thought it was,
If it's yellow, let it mellow.
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447. Wait, no, that's piss.
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448. - There are so many of these.
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449. - We're not Quad-A.
- We did it!
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450. - Alright!
- You tiny little fool.
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451. - We're not number one.
- We're not nu—no.
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452. It doesn't work as well.
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453. - I guess it was when Mateo
dumped me, you know, I just—
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454. I just dove into my work,
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455. 'cause I thought that would be
fulfilling, but—
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456. So here I am, on the cusp of
having a Quad-A store
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457. and it's like, I don't even
know if I want that, you know?
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458. - Oh, actually,
we didn't make Quad-A.
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459. Dammit.
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460. - Oh, no, it's gonna be—
- No! No, no, no, no, no, no.
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461. This is bad.
I can't go home, Jonah.
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462. I'm.
I'm.
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463. I bought a Subaru!
That money's gone!
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464. Gone.
I couldn't wait a week?
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465. One week.
No discipline.
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466. !
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467. - Hey, Glenn.
- Mm.
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468. - Just wanted to let you know
we didn't make the target.
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469. No Quad-A.
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470. - Oh, okay.
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471. Yeah, I'll be fine.
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472. I was so close
to having a baby.
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473. But—
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474. You wanna be my surrogate?
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475. - The idea of
carrying your child
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476. makes me wanna put
a bullet through my uterus.
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477. - I was joking.
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478. I wouldn't want you
to carry my baby
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479. if you paid me
the $20,000.
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480. Just for someone
to squirt out your kid?
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481. - Well, yeah,
a little bit more.
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482. - I mean, that's practically
what I take home in a year.
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483. I could fix up my house.
Pay off my credit card bills.
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484. I could put my mom away
for good with money like that.
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485. - Well, I mean—
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486. If that's something you wanted,
I could think about it.
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487. - I mean, if you
were interested
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488. then I would
think about it.
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489. - It's not something I want.
- Oh, I would want it far less.
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490. - Okay.
- Okay.
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491. - This is cool.
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492. You know, I've always wanted
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493. to have a family of
my own someday,
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494. so it'll be great
to have a practice baby
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495. where nothing matters.
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496. - Wait, wait—
- Like, whatever happens to it
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497. happens to it, you know?
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