1. - Oh, hey, Adam.
- How's it going?Copy !req
2. - Jonah.
- Hey.Copy !req
3. - What's go—bring her in.
- Oop!Copy !req
4. Oh, sorry, I—
- That's all right.Copy !req
5. Oh, I-I didn't meant to—Copy !req
6. I stumbled on the ladder
and I fell into your hair.Copy !req
7. - I wasn't trying to kiss you.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
8. - I didn't think it was a kiss.
- Cool.Copy !req
9. - Yeah.
- I'm here to pick up Amy.Copy !req
10. - All right.
- Husband picking up the wife.Copy !req
11. Classic.Copy !req
12. Uh, how's your, uh,
barbecue business going?Copy !req
13. - Oh, it didn't work out.Copy !req
14. - Oh. I'm sorry, buddy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
15. - Oh. I'm sorry, buddy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
16. - Hey, you know, uh,
we—we might still be lookingCopy !req
17. for some seasonal help
if you're—Copy !req
18. you're looking for a gig,
you know?Copy !req
19. - Wow. Yeah.
- That's not a bad idea.Copy !req
20. - What's not a bad idea?Copy !req
21. - Uh, working here.Copy !req
22. Jonah says you're hiring.Copy !req
23. - Oh, um—Copy !req
24. - That is not a bad idea.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
25. - But I think
we're all full up.Copy !req
26. - Yeah. Yep.Copy !req
27. - Yes, we are all full.
- Yeah—Copy !req
28. Uh, but you just said—
- Full of what?Copy !req
29. - Seasonal help.
- But we're not hiring.Copy !req
30. - Seasonal help.
- But we're not hiring.Copy !req
31. - Hey, Glenn?
- Hmm?Copy !req
32. - We hiring seasonals?
- No, we're all full.Copy !req
33. - God, I'm so pissed, Glenn.Copy !req
34. I mean, I've been here
so longCopy !req
35. and you can't even make
an exception for me?Copy !req
36. - I can't.
- I'm—I'm sorry.Copy !req
37. - Come on, Glenn!Copy !req
38. - No exceptions.
- Oh, it's okay.Copy !req
39. - It's just the way
they do things here.Copy !req
40. - No, no, you're right.
- I should make an exception.Copy !req
41. - Yeah, but you're
all full up and that—Copy !req
42. - Welcome aboard.
- Thank you.Copy !req
43. - Glad to have you.Copy !req
44. Amy, you owe me one.Copy !req
45. - Awesome!
- This'll be fun!Copy !req
46. - Ultra cool!
- I'm so excited about this.Copy !req
47. - Ultra cool!
- I'm so excited about this.Copy !req
48. - It has always been
the manager's spot.Copy !req
49. I want you to stop
parking in it.Copy !req
50. - There is no such thing
as the manager's spot—Copy !req
51. - There is.Copy !req
52. The manager's spot is the one
that says "The Manager."Copy !req
53. - Are you done?Copy !req
54. - Excuse me.
- All right, thank you.Copy !req
55. I'm just trying to get away
from that guy's boner.Copy !req
56. - Okay, everyone.
- Good morning!Copy !req
57. Let's settle down.
Um, 'tis the season.Copy !req
58. And I'd like to give
a permanent welcomeCopy !req
59. to all our new temporary workers
in the light blue vests.Copy !req
60. to all our new temporary workers
in the light blue vests.Copy !req
61. Now, I haven't put all the faces
to the names yet,Copy !req
62. but I do know
that you are ReggieCopy !req
63. and—and we now have
a Black Todd.Copy !req
64. Nope, you'll just be Todd.Copy !req
65. Uh, you'll be White Todd?
Thank you.Copy !req
66. And, uh, oh, and this
sweetheart here is Opal,Copy !req
67. who, at 90 years old,
I think isCopy !req
68. the oldest employee
we've ever had.Copy !req
69. - Oh, and lastly, let's give
a big Cloud 9 welcomeCopy !req
70. to Amy's better half,
Adam Dubanowski.Copy !req
71. to Amy's better half,
Adam Dubanowski.Copy !req
72. - Yeah?Copy !req
73. - No, babe, nobody else
gave a speech.Copy !req
74. - No, it's cool, babe.
- It's cool.Copy !req
75. Um, I just wanted to tell
you all not to treat meCopy !req
76. any differently just 'cause
I'm sleeping with the boss.Copy !req
77. - He means Amy, not me.
- I'm not gay.Copy !req
78. - Anyway, if you have
any questions about Amy,Copy !req
79. come see me.Copy !req
80. I've got all the dirt.Copy !req
81. - Seriously?Copy !req
82. - Oh, right. Sorry, Bean.Copy !req
83. - All right, uh, moving on.
- Tornado safety—Copy !req
84. - Whoa, whoa, whoa,
not moving on.Copy !req
85. I want to know why
you just called her Bean.Copy !req
86. I want to know why
you just called her Bean.Copy !req
87. - No, it's nothing.Copy !req
88. - Is it because you like
to eat beans?Copy !req
89. - Is it because
you fart a lot?Copy !req
90. Like this gentleman
sitting next to me?Copy !req
91. - It's 'cause I'm small, okay?Copy !req
92. - When we first got together,
it was so cute,Copy !req
93. the way she'd sleep.Copy !req
94. Just like my little
naked bean.Copy !req
95. - Stop.
- Please, can you stop?Copy !req
96. - They like it.Copy !req
97. - Okay, well,
any more questions?Copy !req
98. - Oh, don't worry.
- I'll clean that up for you.Copy !req
99. Ugh, what is the point
of these people?Copy !req
100. They're so bad, they make
Jonah look competent.Copy !req
101. - I know.Copy !req
102. - This is the grimmest
year ever.Copy !req
103. - I got a buck that says
PornstacheCopy !req
104. is gone before lunch.Copy !req
105. - No way, my money's
on Ladybutt.Copy !req
106. You want in on this action?Copy !req
107. - Uh, nope,
I will not be bettingCopy !req
108. on people losing their jobs.Copy !req
109. - Quitting their jobs.
- And they're not people.Copy !req
110. - They're temps.
- Come on.Copy !req
111. I mean, we always lose a few
on the first day.Copy !req
112. It's good, clean fun,
like the Myrtle death pool.Copy !req
113. It's good, clean fun,
like the Myrtle death pool.Copy !req
114. That thing's been going on
for 20 years.Copy !req
115. - Yeah, I—Copy !req
116. I shouldn't gamble.Copy !req
117. I used to get
a little carried away.Copy !req
118. Oh, I'm Jonah.Copy !req
119. I'm too proper to gamble.Copy !req
120. - Where's me monocle?
- Mm-kay.Copy !req
121. Oh, Hi, I'm Jonah.Copy !req
122. I eat macadamia nuts
out of jarCopy !req
123. inside of other jar.Copy !req
124. Right?Copy !req
125. - No, what? No, not "right."
- What was that?Copy !req
126. - Okay, all right,
I'll take the—the oneCopy !req
127. with the dermatological...Copy !req
128. - Rashface?Copy !req
129. - Rashface. I'll take
one buck on Rashface.Copy !req
130. - Rashface. I'll take
one buck on Rashface.Copy !req
131. Da! One ruble from fur hatCopy !req
132. for glory of Soviet Union!Copy !req
133. - What are you doing?
- He's not Russian.Copy !req
134. - Yeah,
well, he's not British either.Copy !req
135. - Would you mind helping out?Copy !req
136. - Just finishing
this chapter.Copy !req
137. - Sorry, she just—
she loves that book, so...Copy !req
138. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
139. - Can you maybe not tell
any more personal thingsCopy !req
140. - Can you maybe not tell
any more personal thingsCopy !req
141. about me to my coworkers?Copy !req
142. It just kind of makes it hard
for me to be the boss.Copy !req
143. - Yeah, sure.
- No problem.Copy !req
144. - Okay, thank you. Thanks.
- Okay. You're welcome.Copy !req
145. - I really appreciate it.Copy !req
146. Hey, Adam, why don't you
maybe move these boxes closer—Copy !req
147. - Please don't criticize me.
- What? I'm not criticizing you.Copy !req
148. - It sounds like criti—
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
149. - You can't just say that...
- Telling me what to do.Copy !req
150. - Every time
I open my mouth—Copy !req
151. - You're taking advantage
of me as an underling.Copy !req
152. - You're taking advantage
of me as an underling.Copy !req
153. - This is the first year
that we're havingCopy !req
154. an in-store Santa,
so I am takingCopy !req
155. the selection process
very seriously.Copy !req
156. - Well, I've had
a lot of experience.Copy !req
157. - Good.
- I've Claused a numberCopy !req
158. - of department stores.
- Okay.Copy !req
159. - And I-I was trained
by Wayne Gunderson.Copy !req
160. - Way—
- Uh, he's a Santa ClausCopy !req
161. at the Chicago Macy's.Copy !req
162. - Oh, wow!Copy !req
163. - He's a legend.Copy !req
164. - You sound
really qualified.Copy !req
165. - Well...Copy !req
166. - Is that it?
- Is that the laugh?Copy !req
167. - Is that it?
- Is that the laugh?Copy !req
168. - That's it, yeah.Copy !req
169. - Oh, my God. Oh, wow.Copy !req
170. - Well, so I have the job?Copy !req
171. - Well, not yet,
my fat red friend.Copy !req
172. - 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello,
Mr. Jonah.Copy !req
173. - Hey.
- Looks like you won.Copy !req
174. - What?
- Your buddy Rashface?Copy !req
175. He found a used condom
in the dressing roomCopy !req
176. and just walked out the store.Copy !req
177. - Congratulations.
- Wow, that's great. That's—Copy !req
178. - Congratulations.
- Wow, that's great. That's—Copy !req
179. I mean, that's really—
that's too badCopy !req
180. about his job, but, uh,
I had a feeling about that guy.Copy !req
181. You know, just—
just, like, a really—Copy !req
182. a really good feeling.Copy !req
183. - Okay, well, enjoy
that two bucks.Copy !req
184. - Oh, yeah, I'm gonna.Copy !req
185. Hey, uh, you know what?Copy !req
186. We should—
we should do another round.Copy !req
187. - What do you say?
- Okay, sure.Copy !req
188. - Yeah, yeah,
just, like, uh—Copy !req
189. just get some more
people involved,Copy !req
190. you know, raise the stakes.Copy !req
191. Oh! Oh, hey!
Uh, we should do a pool.Copy !req
192. I won.Copy !req
193. - Congratulations.Copy !req
194. - Congratulations.Copy !req
195. Out of over a dozen applicants,Copy !req
196. you're the super six
who made it pastCopy !req
197. the grueling yet simple
Megan's Law search.Copy !req
198. So let's get—Copy !req
199. Oops, sorry.
Excuse me.Copy !req
200. One sec.Copy !req
201. Richard, I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.Copy !req
202. - Look, why don't you
just tryCopy !req
203. to move the boxes
closer to the shelfCopy !req
204. and see if that doesn't
make it easier?Copy !req
205. - You mean do it your way.Copy !req
206. - No, I mean do it the way
literally anybodyCopy !req
207. - No, I mean do it the way
literally anybodyCopy !req
208. older than 12 would do this.Copy !req
209. - Is this about the dishes?Copy !req
210. - This has nothing to do
with the dishes.Copy !req
211. - I was letting them soak, I—
- You can't soak cast iron!Copy !req
212. - Well, stop buying pans
that I can't get wet!Copy !req
213. - Uh, it's a—
it's a professional dispute.Copy !req
214. - Bean to customer service.Copy !req
215. Bean, you are wanted
in customer service...Copy !req
216. preferably
with your clothes on.Copy !req
217. - Thank you for that.Copy !req
218. - Ignore me.
- Just doing some research.Copy !req
219. Okay, smiling.
You're not going anywhere.Copy !req
220. Excuse me, sir?Copy !req
221. Uh, just out of curiosity,Copy !req
222. how long were you
at your previous job?Copy !req
223. - Uh, 25 years.
- Oh.Copy !req
224. - You know, it's an interesting
story, actually.Copy !req
225. My father started out
as a baker, so I—Copy !req
226. - It is interesting.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
227. Are you kidding me?
Are you out of your mind?Copy !req
228. - Stupid bitch.
- Excuse me, sir?Copy !req
229. - Yeah, what?Copy !req
230. - Yeah, what?Copy !req
231. - I just couldn't
help but noticeCopy !req
232. you're getting
a little frustrated over here.Copy !req
233. - Oh, a little? How about
I'm this close to quitting?Copy !req
234. - Oh, well, we will be sorry
to lose you...Copy !req
235. Isaac.Copy !req
236. 20 bucks on Isaac
the Ginger Giant.Copy !req
237. - Man, this is intense.Copy !req
238. I didn't even know we sold
dry erase boards this big.Copy !req
239. - Bought it
at a different store.Copy !req
240. - Who's next?
- So we just pick one?Copy !req
241. - It's a pari-mutuel
betting pool with live odds,Copy !req
242. no rake, and I'm open
to exotic bets, okay?Copy !req
243. You know, exactas, trifectas,
quadrellas, or "quaddies."Copy !req
244. You know, exactas, trifectas,
quadrellas, or "quaddies."Copy !req
245. - Or we could all just pick one.Copy !req
246. - Oh, yes.
- Pick one, nice.Copy !req
247. - Fine, so whoever's temp
quits first takes the pot?Copy !req
248. Okay, cool. I mean, I—Copy !req
249. I worked out all the odds,
I guess, for nothing.Copy !req
250. But I had fun doing it,
so good times.Copy !req
251. Who's next?Copy !req
252. - Hey, Glenn.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
253. Um, do you have a sec
to talk?Copy !req
254. - Oh, yeah, sure.Copy !req
255. Now's a good time.Copy !req
256. - Um, here?Copy !req
257. - You're hurting my leg.
- Okay, look.Copy !req
258. You're gonna have
to get used to that.Copy !req
259. We get a lot
of little porkers up here.Copy !req
260. We get a lot
of little porkers up here.Copy !req
261. Yeah, go on.Copy !req
262. - Well,
I was just wonderingCopy !req
263. if there was any way
that we could switch aroundCopy !req
264. Adam's schedule just so that
we're not on the same shifts.Copy !req
265. You know, just 'cause
I feel like it—Copy !req
266. - Okay. Say no more.Copy !req
267. I totally get it, okay?Copy !req
268. I-I was actually surprised
you wanted him to work here,Copy !req
269. seeing how things are
with your marriage.Copy !req
270. - How things are
with my marriage?Copy !req
271. - How things are with your...
- What does that mean?Copy !req
272. Not that things are bad.Copy !req
273. You know, just that you've been
married a long time,Copy !req
274. so maybe the spark is gone, or—
- What?Copy !req
275. - No, no, I mean
maybe you hit a rough patch.Copy !req
276. Okay, no, no, Glenn.
That's worse.Copy !req
277. Okay, no, no, Glenn.
That's worse.Copy !req
278. Okay, um, you know what?
Don't listen to me.Copy !req
279. I don't know what I'm
talking about, you know.Copy !req
280. But I do know
I got to get back to sitting.Copy !req
281. - Um... okay.Copy !req
282. - Well, thank you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
283. Well, you were absolutely
no help there.Copy !req
284. - Amy's husband.Copy !req
285. - Who else?
- I got $20 on the old bitch.Copy !req
286. - I got her listed
as "Old Lady,"Copy !req
287. but I got you, Myrtle.Copy !req
288. - Who else is left?
- Uh, let's see.Copy !req
289. - Who else is left?
- Uh, let's see.Copy !req
290. We have Unibrow, Unibrow 2,Copy !req
291. Short Guy Tall Hair,Copy !req
292. and Booklady.Copy !req
293. - Oh, I'll take Booklady.Copy !req
294. - No, I wanted her.
- I hate her.Copy !req
295. - I hate her too.
- Splitsies.Copy !req
296. - Yes.
- All right!Copy !req
297. The joy of sport,
bringing people together.Copy !req
298. Which temp will quit next?Copy !req
299. - And that's it next to
a golf ball just for scale.Copy !req
300. - And that's it next to
a golf ball just for scale.Copy !req
301. - Oh.
- That polyp is huge, right?Copy !req
302. - Glenn said
the weirdest thing to me.Copy !req
303. - Okay, I guess
it's Amy time now.Copy !req
304. - She does that.
- Yeah.Copy !req
305. - He was like,
"I'm surprised you wantedCopy !req
306. "Adam to work here,
given 'how things areCopy !req
307. in your marriage.'"Copy !req
308. - Crazy.Copy !req
309. - Shh.
- I know.Copy !req
310. It's crazy.Copy !req
311. Right?Copy !req
312. - Shh.
- Ow.Copy !req
313. - Shh.
- Ow.Copy !req
314. I'm not uncomfortable.Copy !req
315. I just keep thinking
of funny things.Copy !req
316. Anyways, uh, I—
I'm gonna go.Copy !req
317. - I'll come too.
- Sorry.Copy !req
318. - Oh, no. There's no one
to make an announcement.Copy !req
319. Why are there
all these chairs?Copy !req
320. Stupid temps.Copy !req
321. - Look, the reason
they're all eager to get awayCopy !req
322. is because they all
agree with Glenn.Copy !req
323. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
324. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
325. Good girl talk.Copy !req
326. - Hey.Copy !req
327. I was just opening up
some shampoo boxes,Copy !req
328. and I think I extended
my box cutter too much.Copy !req
329. So it's kind of a mess.
Who do I call to clean that up?Copy !req
330. - You. You call you.Copy !req
331. - Okay.Copy !req
332. Well, sorry I don't know
how everything works here,Copy !req
333. considering I just started,
and the—Copy !req
334. I mean, I-I haven't even been
trained on the box cutter, so—Copy !req
335. - What was that for?
- Nothing.Copy !req
336. Just felt like kissing you.Copy !req
337. - Oh, I guess I should
start using this shampoo, huh?Copy !req
338. - Oh, I guess I should
start using this shampoo, huh?Copy !req
339. That's—you're so funny.Copy !req
340. I am from the future.Copy !req
341. - I am Shampoo Man.
- I'm coming to get you.Copy !req
342. - I...
- Okay.Copy !req
343. I don't get it,
but it's great.Copy !req
344. - It's a shampoo—
he's a Shampoo Man.Copy !req
345. - Love you.Copy !req
346. - Shampoo Man!Copy !req
347. - Oh, well, that looks
like absolute crap.Copy !req
348. - Hey. Hey.
- Yeah?Copy !req
349. - How's it going?
- Not good.Copy !req
350. - Listen, so, um,Copy !req
351. I'm not supposed
to tell you this,Copy !req
352. but it's actually after 3:00,Copy !req
353. so if you quit now, they got
to pay you for a full day.Copy !req
354. - Okay.
- Huh?Copy !req
355. - Yeah, thanks, but, uh,
I need to stopCopy !req
356. quitting everything
just because it's hard.Copy !req
357. - Right, right, right.Copy !req
358. But you—you said
you were gonna quit,Copy !req
359. so now—now is the time.Copy !req
360. - Whatever.
- No, no, no, no!Copy !req
361. Not whatever.
Not whatever!Copy !req
362. No, you—you made a promise,Copy !req
363. and, uh, I personally
would ratherCopy !req
364. and, uh, I personally
would ratherCopy !req
365. be a quitter
than a liar, so...Copy !req
366. Maybe I'm just crazy.Copy !req
367. - Maybe.Copy !req
368. - Hey.Copy !req
369. My name's Jonah.Copy !req
370. I couldn't possibly wager
on people quitting their jobs.Copy !req
371. - Well, you started it, so—Copy !req
372. No, what I startedCopy !req
373. was a simple wager
where no one got hurt.Copy !req
374. You were trying
to make him quit,Copy !req
375. which is so much more awesome.Copy !req
376. I wish I would have
thought of it sooner.Copy !req
377. I wasted a lot of good years.Copy !req
378. I wasted a lot of good years.Copy !req
379. - So the bet's still on?Copy !req
380. - It's on like Kublai Khan.Copy !req
381. - You have to be ready
for anythingCopy !req
382. because the questions are gonna
be coming fast and furious.Copy !req
383. Like, "How can you
deliver presentsCopy !req
384. to billions of children
in one night?"Copy !req
385. - Santa One.
- Elves.Copy !req
386. - Elves? No.
- Elves make the presents.Copy !req
387. - By Christmas, their job's done.
- Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
388. Hi, Glenn! He's a horse!Copy !req
389. - I'm a horse!
- Go! Go!Copy !req
390. - Okay, uh, let's talk about
dealing with the Jewish kids.Copy !req
391. - Hey, man, what you into?Copy !req
392. What do you love?
What do you hate?Copy !req
393. Let's do hate first.Copy !req
394. - Uh, I hate war.Copy !req
395. - Ooh, well, that's
a bold stance.Copy !req
396. How about more like—
how about this place?Copy !req
397. What's the worst part
about working here?Copy !req
398. - I guess not seeing
my son all day.Copy !req
399. - That'll work.Copy !req
400. - Mm, hey, white girl.Copy !req
401. You looking real good today.Copy !req
402. You looking real good today.Copy !req
403. - I want this whole floor
sparkling.Copy !req
404. - The floor?
- You mean the ground?Copy !req
405. - Heck yeah, I do.Copy !req
406. Or if you don't like it,Copy !req
407. you're also welcome to quit.Copy !req
408. You're actually doing it.Copy !req
409. Wow.Copy !req
410. - I just got
sexually harassed.Copy !req
411. - Oh, my gosh.
- I'm so sorry.Copy !req
412. I really hope you're okay.Copy !req
413. I really hope you're okay.Copy !req
414. - Because you feel great.
- Okay.Copy !req
415. - Come in, come in, quick.Copy !req
416. - Oh, oh, I remember this place.Copy !req
417. Yeah, remember we used to—Copy !req
418. Whoa, whoa.Copy !req
419. What's making you so hot
and heavy all of a sudden?Copy !req
420. - It's not all of a sudden.Copy !req
421. You just look really cute
in this vest.Copy !req
422. - Ow. Ow!
- What?Copy !req
423. - What's wrong? What's wrong?
- What—something's—Copy !req
424. - What's wrong? What's wrong?
- What—something's—Copy !req
425. - It's stabbing me in the back.
- Okay.Copy !req
426. Oh, I think I found it.Copy !req
427. - You know what?
- That's my hand. Let me do it.Copy !req
428. - Oh, yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
429. - Hey, I thought
you guys didn't haveCopy !req
430. a large-format printer.Copy !req
431. - Yeah, I guess we have
a large-format printer.Copy !req
432. - Found it.
- All right.Copy !req
433. - Metal thing.
- 'Cause when I needCopy !req
434. to print out banners
for my travel agency,Copy !req
435. you said you didn't
have one, so...Copy !req
436. - Who cares?
- I care.Copy !req
437. We didn't have banners,
and my business failed.Copy !req
438. - No, Adam,
your business failedCopy !req
439. because nobody uses
travel agencies anymoreCopy !req
440. due to a little thing
called the Internet.Copy !req
441. - Oh, here we go with
the Internet again, huh?Copy !req
442. - Yeah, because it exists.Copy !req
443. Look, do you want to fight
about this printer,Copy !req
444. Look, do you want to fight
about this printer,Copy !req
445. or do you want to have sex?Copy !req
446. - I mean, I want—yeah, sex.Copy !req
447. - Okay, so shut up.
- Okay, yeah.Copy !req
448. - This next song is very
near and dear to my heartCopy !req
449. because it reminds me
of my father.Copy !req
450. - You should be ashamed
of yourself.Copy !req
451. - You started it.
- I'm just finishing it.Copy !req
452. - Oh, I don't know about that.Copy !req
453. All it's gonna take
is for this tower to fall overCopy !req
454. and my guy's walking
out the door.Copy !req
455. and my guy's walking
out the door.Copy !req
456. - Looks pretty steady to me.Copy !req
457. - No, no, that thing
is way too narrow.Copy !req
458. Come on, baby.Copy !req
459. Come on, baby,
come on, come on.Copy !req
460. Give it to Daddy.
Give it to Daddy.Copy !req
461. Give Daddy what he wants!
Give it to Daddy!Copy !req
462. Give Daddy that sugar.Copy !req
463. - Yeah! Yes!Copy !req
464. - Oh, you,
you hole.Copy !req
465. - Come on, baby.Copy !req
466. - I quit, all right?Copy !req
467. - Yes! Yes.
- I quit.Copy !req
468. - Come on, baby, yeah!Copy !req
469. - Come on, baby, yeah!Copy !req
470. Told you, I get carried away
when I gamble.Copy !req
471. You should have seen me
last time.Copy !req
472. - What happened last time?Copy !req
473. - It was nothing, just a little
online poker thing in college.Copy !req
474. I had to sell
my brother's Camry.Copy !req
475. - It's not a big deal.
- Wait, what?Copy !req
476. - Keep smiling.Copy !req
477. - Is that opera?Copy !req
478. - No.
- No?Copy !req
479. - You all right, Glenn?
- Mm? Oh.Copy !req
480. One of the temporary
workers quit.Copy !req
481. - Oh, oh, that's a shame.
- Mm.Copy !req
482. - But, you know, it happens
all the time, right?Copy !req
483. - These guys quit early.
- Yeah, I know. It's—Copy !req
484. I'm just disappointedCopy !req
485. 'cause I hired them from my
church's Last Chances program.Copy !req
486. 'cause I hired them from my
church's Last Chances program.Copy !req
487. But I guess, you know—
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
488. - Last Chances?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
489. You know, they're sort of
former drug addictsCopy !req
490. or kids with criminal recordsCopy !req
491. who can't find work
anywhere else.Copy !req
492. So—Copy !req
493. Come on, Santa Three.
Jesus gave you knees.Copy !req
494. Pick them up.Copy !req
495. - These poor souls
are just looking for a breakCopy !req
496. and you turned this
into Thunderdome.Copy !req
497. - Yeah, I feel terrible.Copy !req
498. I didn't realize
they were Last Chances.Copy !req
499. - I did. I thought that was why
we were betting on them.Copy !req
500. - I did. I thought that was why
we were betting on them.Copy !req
501. - Whoo! Is it hot
in here today?Copy !req
502. Do I look flushed to you?Copy !req
503. - What do you mean by flushed?
- Do you mean tired?Copy !req
504. Because you always look tired.Copy !req
505. - Oh, my back hurts.Copy !req
506. That table in the photo lab
is really uncomfortable.Copy !req
507. - The photo lab?Copy !req
508. - Oops.Copy !req
509. Busted!Copy !req
510. No, me and Adam—Copy !req
511. - Oh.Copy !req
512. - Oh.Copy !req
513. - Se—sex.Copy !req
514. - Yeah, no, we got it.
- Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm.Copy !req
515. - For sure.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
516. - Yeah, no, loud and clear.Copy !req
517. - After careful consideration,Copy !req
518. I've decided to go with
the applicant I pretty muchCopy !req
519. knew I was gonna go with
from the beginning.Copy !req
520. Uh, Santa number one.
Congratulations.Copy !req
521. - Ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
522. - Thank you so much.
- Well—Copy !req
523. - Oh, uh, what did you
say this pays?Copy !req
524. - Pays?
- Yeah, how much is the pay?Copy !req
525. - Well, no—no,
you get to be Santa.Copy !req
526. - Well, no—no,
you get to be Santa.Copy !req
527. - I get to be.Copy !req
528. - Yeah, it—it paysCopy !req
529. in a thousand smiles.Copy !req
530. It pays in the wonderCopy !req
531. on a little kid's face.Copy !req
532. What—Copy !req
533. Well, I guess it's you.Copy !req
534. Congratulations, Cody.Copy !req
535. You're Santa Claus.Copy !req
536. - I'm gonna be
the best Santa.Copy !req
537. - O-okay.Copy !req
538. - Hey!
- Hey. Hi.Copy !req
539. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
540. - We have
a good marriage, right?Copy !req
541. - Uh, yeah.Copy !req
542. We just did it at work,Copy !req
543. so yeah.Copy !req
544. - Yeah.
- I think so too.Copy !req
545. - Hey! Isaac.
- Hey, hey.Copy !req
546. Oh, good, I was hoping
I was gonna catch you.Copy !req
547. - Yeah, well I can't
go home till 7:00,Copy !req
548. or my mom will know
I quit another job.Copy !req
549. or my mom will know
I quit another job.Copy !req
550. - I wanted to give you this.Copy !req
551. - Really? I-I can't—
- No, please.Copy !req
552. It—it belongs in your handsCopy !req
553. way more than mine.Copy !req
554. - Thank you.Copy !req
555. - Merry Christmas.Copy !req
556. - You too.Copy !req
557. - Hey, it's me.Copy !req
558. How much crystal
can I buy for $200?Copy !req
559. Great, I'll see you in an hour,
Uncle Kevin.Copy !req
560. Great, I'll see you in an hour,
Uncle Kevin.Copy !req
561. - Gonna get so high.Copy !req