1. - Good morning.
- Morning.Copy !req
2. - Hm.
- Can't believe we're back.Copy !req
3. Same stupid timecards.
Same boring beige halls.Copy !req
4. Actually, I think that
cockroach in the light is new.Copy !req
5. Nope, Ernie's been here longer than me.Copy !req
6. I'm excited that things
are getting back to normal.Copy !req
7. No more corporate getting
all up in our business.Copy !req
8. Oh, you know that the district
manager's still here, right?Copy !req
9. Jeff? What is Jeff still doing he...Copy !req
10. You don't think he's trying
to find a reasonon to fire me?Copy !req
11. - Do you?
- No.Copy !req
12. Glenn, why would they fire you?Copy !req
13. They just hired you back.Copy !req
14. Because they're still mad
that I gave CheyenneCopy !req
15. maternity leave.Copy !req
16. Maybe they think that people,
like, just walk all over me.Copy !req
17. Like I'm some sort of pathetic Peter.Copy !req
18. Oh, come on. They
don't... they don't thinkCopy !req
19. - you're... that.
- You don't know.Copy !req
20. I mean, these corporate guys,
they're out for blood.Copy !req
21. Okay? They are vicious, savage monsters.Copy !req
22. - Hey, everybody.
- Hi.Copy !req
23. Um, these are welcome back flowers.Copy !req
24. - Oh.
- They gave me a packet of, uh,Copy !req
25. plant food for it,
but I left it in the car.Copy !req
26. So if they die, I guess, just...Copy !req
27. throw them away. But, anyway...Copy !req
28. here.Copy !req
29. Cool.Copy !req
30. You guys have been through
a lot in the last two days.Copy !req
31. Your manager getting fired.
Everybody walking out.Copy !req
32. Not everybody walked out. I didn't.Copy !req
33. She did, he did, those three.Copy !req
34. - I've got a PDF file.
- Great. Good.Copy !req
35. - Thank you, as always, Dina.
- Welcome.Copy !req
36. But the point is, um,Copy !req
37. that I don't want to just go
back to the way things were.Copy !req
38. I wanna know what we as a companyCopy !req
39. - can do better.
- Really?Copy !req
40. Great. Well, uh...Copy !req
41. I think we should start
with maternity leave.Copy !req
42. Listen up, ladies and jerks,Copy !req
43. because I am so not in the mood.Copy !req
44. - What is happening?
- No idea.Copy !req
45. Okay, I know corporate
suits probably thinkCopy !req
46. I'm a big, ole softy,
but as everyone here knowsCopy !req
47. I'm a hard-ass boss.Copy !req
48. And I act like this every
day, not just today.Copy !req
49. - Okay.
- Yeah.Copy !req
50. What we were talking about
when you came in was I wanna...Copy !req
51. Everybody here better do their jobCopy !req
52. or you're all going down.Copy !req
53. - Ju...
- Oh!Copy !req
54. - Just step out.
- Just lift your leg up.Copy !req
55. - I can't find...
- You got it.Copy !req
56. - Just hold 'em up.
- Get it off me.Copy !req
57. - Okay.
- Yeah, all right.Copy !req
58. - Get it off me.
- All right, here.Copy !req
59. - Yeah, yeah.
- Just...Copy !req
60. We'll just... yeah, this is easier.Copy !req
61. Oh, boy.Copy !req
62. It's just so nice to hearCopy !req
63. that you actually wanna
listen to our concerns.Copy !req
64. Yeah, one big thing
we've been talking aboutCopy !req
65. is the store limiting
our hours to avoid...Copy !req
66. Sorry, here's what I'd like to do.Copy !req
67. I'd just like to take a walk around.Copy !req
68. Observe how things work.
We'll meet laterCopy !req
69. and discuss ways that
we can all improve.Copy !req
70. Oh, sorry, did you just say,Copy !req
71. "we can all improve"?Copy !req
72. 'Cause none of this happened becauseCopy !req
73. we weren't doing our jobs well.Copy !req
74. Sure, but... everything
is a two-way street.Copy !req
75. Yeah, but...Copy !req
76. some things are just... one-way streets.Copy !req
77. You need both, you know?Copy !req
78. One-way streets are useful
in terms of traffic flowCopy !req
79. whereas I lost track of
the point I was trying to make.Copy !req
80. Yeah, so here's what I'd like to do.Copy !req
81. I'd like to observe how things workCopy !req
82. when you guys are not in the parking lotCopy !req
83. screaming like lunatics
and then we can go from there.Copy !req
84. Think we can handle that?Copy !req
85. - I guess we'll see.
- All right.Copy !req
86. I'm sorry, we're the ones
who need to change?Copy !req
87. How about they stop limiting our hoursCopy !req
88. or docking our pay for bathroom breaks?Copy !req
89. We are not the ones
who need to improve here.Copy !req
90. - Yeah, we're pretty perfect.Copy !req
91. But, look, he wants
to hear our complaints.Copy !req
92. Yeah, and then not do
anything about them.Copy !req
93. No matter what we say,
he's just gonna be like,Copy !req
94. "Well,
it's a two-way street, so..."Copy !req
95. Wow, that was spot on.Copy !req
96. It was like Amy just disappeared.Copy !req
97. Look, guys, we just need to be on topCopy !req
98. of our game today, you know?Copy !req
99. Remember that day six months ago
where nothing went wrong?Copy !req
100. Let's do that today.Copy !req
101. March 14th cannot be manufactured.Copy !req
102. That's what makes March 14th beautiful.Copy !req
103. Okay, well,
let's just be on our game, okay?Copy !req
104. Okay, you got it.Copy !req
105. Attention Cloud 9 shoppers,Copy !req
106. beef products from Cloud
9 Ranch are now 80% off,Copy !req
107. but maybe ask yourself
why we would do that.Copy !req
108. You mean like that?Copy !req
109. I'm the kind of hard-ass boss
that corporate loves.Copy !req
110. - Uh-huh.
- I-I don't allow anyCopy !req
111. jiggerypokery or argle-bargle.Copy !req
112. - Mm-hmm.
- Glenn...Copy !req
113. can I go to the doctor?
I've had a sharp painCopy !req
114. in my lower right for days.Copy !req
115. There you go. Typical argle-bargle.Copy !req
116. - Denied.
- Actually...Copy !req
117. that sounds like appendicitis.Copy !req
118. I think you should go to the hospital.Copy !req
119. Thank you.Copy !req
120. I want to see that appendix
on my desk tomorrow, young lady!Copy !req
121. Hey, can you tell me
where the bathroom is?Copy !req
122. It's kind of an emergency.
I exceeded your expectations?Copy !req
123. Thank you.Copy !req
124. Have a heavenly day.Copy !req
125. Hi!Copy !req
126. That guy just said
I exceeded his expectations.Copy !req
127. - Don't know if you heard.
- Nice work.Copy !req
128. - I'm Jeff, by the way.
- No, I know.Copy !req
129. Mateo. We met yesterday?Copy !req
130. I was the "loyal, hard-working employeeCopy !req
131. with great skin"?Copy !req
132. Uh, so now that everything's
back to normal,Copy !req
133. I would love to talk to you
about my career here at Cloud 9.Copy !req
134. Yes, I'm so sorry to do this to you.Copy !req
135. I just have a bunch to cover today,Copy !req
136. but nice to meet you, Ma-tato.Copy !req
137. Ma-tato?Copy !req
138. Laney, make sure Tate's not tryingCopy !req
139. to sell our customers time shares.Copy !req
140. Todd, keep Sal at least
100 feet away from women's wear.Copy !req
141. And women in general, if possible.Copy !req
142. Why is nobody working the deli?Copy !req
143. Oh, right, Dom told me that he justCopy !req
144. really didn't feel like coming in todayCopy !req
145. and that I should cover
for him by telling youCopy !req
146. that... wait, go back.Copy !req
147. Let me take that again.Copy !req
148. Dom told me to tell you
that his pug, Elmo,Copy !req
149. fell into a sinkhole in the park.Copy !req
150. Just follow me.Copy !req
151. Okay, we need to keep the line moving.Copy !req
152. We have a lot of hungry,
angry people out there.Copy !req
153. Uh, you can just say "hangry" now.Copy !req
154. It's a new word.
My friend's cousin made it up.Copy !req
155. I'll take rolls,
veggies, and condiments.Copy !req
156. - You start slicing the meat.
- Slicing the meat.Copy !req
157. Oh, sweet, always wanted
to work this bad boy.Copy !req
158. Not totally sure how it works...Copy !req
159. Just, um, load the meat
and then slice the meat.Copy !req
160. Definitely. I'm a quick study, so...Copy !req
161. - Oh! I cut myself.
- Already?Copy !req
162. Well, maybe I should do...Copy !req
163. Marcus, that looks really bad.Copy !req
164. Just a nick. It looks worse than it is.Copy !req
165. Kinda stings a little.Copy !req
166. Marcus, is that your thumb?Copy !req
167. Uh... I don't know.Copy !req
168. You don't know?Copy !req
169. Why don't you check?Copy !req
170. - I don't wanna.
- Marcus, check!Copy !req
171. - I don't want to.
- To see if your thumbCopy !req
172. - is on your hand.Copy !req
173. - Ah.Copy !req
174. I need this thumbCopy !req
175. for work and driving. Door knobs!Copy !req
176. We just need to put it
in a cold, air-tight container,Copy !req
177. we'll get it to the hospital,
they're reattach it.Copy !req
178. - It's easy.
- Promise?Copy !req
179. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
180. Here. This should do it.Copy !req
181. Oh, come on, not the guac.
It's all slimy.Copy !req
182. You're not gonna feel it.Copy !req
183. "Yeah, I've got a whole PDF."Copy !req
184. - Hey!Copy !req
185. Let's break up this loser squad
and get back to work.Copy !req
186. You guys don't hear anything, do you?Copy !req
187. Nope, I can't hear traitors.Copy !req
188. Oh, is that so, Peter?
Because I was justCopy !req
189. coming to tell you that
your wife has died.Copy !req
190. I just got the call.
I don't have a wife.Copy !req
191. Everyone knows I'm gay.Copy !req
192. Ha! I knew you could hear me.Copy !req
193. - In your gay face!
- Come on, guys.Copy !req
194. Hey.Copy !req
195. I've, uh...Copy !req
196. I've been there.Copy !req
197. Junior year of high school
I lost all the proofsCopy !req
198. for lit mag and we had to
stay up all nightCopy !req
199. relaying it out. Everybody hated me.Copy !req
200. Especially Becca Fish...
such a Goody Two-shoes,Copy !req
201. but I killed them with
a little thing called kindness,Copy !req
202. and guess who became
the next editor-in-chief.Copy !req
203. Well, co-editor.Copy !req
204. Worst story I've ever heard.Copy !req
205. Look, all I'm saying is
with a little effortCopy !req
206. it's not that hard
to get people to like you.Copy !req
207. I really don't care
if people like me.Copy !req
208. Okay, but...Copy !req
209. don't you find it hard
being a boss to people...Copy !req
210. That resent you?Copy !req
211. Who's the one wearing the blue polo now?Copy !req
212. - You do raise a good point.
- Yeah.Copy !req
213. I watch a lot of "Dog Whisperer" DVDsCopy !req
214. and it's always easier to train a bitchCopy !req
215. - who enjoys your scent.
- That's exactly what I meant.Copy !req
216. Um... look, if you need any help...Copy !req
217. Pass. I can make people
like me on my own just fine.Copy !req
218. - Oh, hey...
- Yeah?Copy !req
219. - I just wanted to say...
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
220. That story really is awful.Copy !req
221. I'd tighten it up. Add a couple jokes.Copy !req
222. Thank you for the feedback.Copy !req
223. This website says we have an hourCopy !req
224. to get you and the
thumb to the hospital.Copy !req
225. What happens after an hour?Copy !req
226. Um... nothing, it's just
a good number to shoot for.Copy !req
227. - Why are you limping?
- I stubbed my toeCopy !req
228. picking up the thumb. It really stings.Copy !req
229. Oh, damn it! Okay, act natural.Copy !req
230. Hey, there.
Everything okay with you guys?Copy !req
231. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
232. We were just organizing these batteries.Copy !req
233. I just have a couple questions
about shift assignments.Copy !req
234. Oh, uh, Glenn, I forgot to mentionCopy !req
235. those skateboarders are back.Copy !req
236. Oh, Jeff, come with me.Copy !req
237. Now... now, those girls are big
for 12, but there's two of us,Copy !req
238. so it'll be a fair fight this time.Copy !req
239. Oh...Copy !req
240. Okay.Copy !req
241. Who broke into my locker?Copy !req
242. What is happening to this country?Copy !req
243. Mine looks burnt off.
It wasn't even locked.Copy !req
244. Everybody shut up.
I got you all presents.Copy !req
245. Oh, okay, guys, how nice of Dina to...Copy !req
246. break into our lockers
and give us presents.Copy !req
247. Yeah, prescription strength deodorant.Copy !req
248. - "Stop stink in its tracks."
- Now that's a giftCopy !req
249. - for all of us, my friend.
- Thoughtful.Copy !req
250. In its own way.Copy !req
251. - Men's razors?
- For your mustache.Copy !req
252. - You're welcome.
- "Gay Guy."Copy !req
253. Now, I had to order 30 of those,Copy !req
254. so if you have any gay guy
friends, just say the word.Copy !req
255. Um... okay, no big deal,Copy !req
256. but usually people say "Thank you"Copy !req
257. when they get presents. Come on.Copy !req
258. "It's Not All Interesting:
How to Tell a Better Story"?Copy !req
259. Now, I don't know if you
already have this.Copy !req
260. I'm assuming you don't.Copy !req
261. I'll be home in five, ten minutes max.Copy !req
262. Everyone's gonna wanna see
photos of the baby, so...Copy !req
263. oh, Amy... Hi, not now.Copy !req
264. Okay, quick drive to the hospital.Copy !req
265. They'll reattach the...
where's the thumb?Copy !req
266. - My thumb?
- Yes, Marcus, your thumb!Copy !req
267. There is no other thumb!Copy !req
268. Okay, listen closely.
When Jeff comes over,Copy !req
269. I'm gonna pretend to be mean to you,Copy !req
270. but it's all an act, okay?Copy !req
271. You're going too fast. I can't follow.Copy !req
272. It's simple. I'm gonna say mean thingsCopy !req
273. to you, but I don't
mean the things I say.Copy !req
274. So even though I really like you,Copy !req
275. I might say, "I hate you."Copy !req
276. - Hold up. You hate me?
- No, I love you.Copy !req
277. I... why is this so complicated?Copy !req
278. - Hey.
- Oh, ah, hey, Jeff.Copy !req
279. I was just telling this employee
how lazy I think he is.Copy !req
280. - You think I'm lazy?
- Yes...Copy !req
281. I'm sorry. I mean,
I-I try really, really hard.Copy !req
282. I always thought you liked me.Copy !req
283. I don't.Copy !req
284. He right. Actually, I am kinda lazy.Copy !req
285. Detergents. Pod, liquid, powder.Copy !req
286. Uh, high-efficiency,
et cetera, et cetera.Copy !req
287. - Whatever.
- Wow, thank you so much.Copy !req
288. You're a lifesaver.Copy !req
289. Oh, could you just
repeat that over here?Copy !req
290. Actually, I'm kinda in a hurry.Copy !req
291. So I... It'll only take a sec.Copy !req
292. This is my son. You're hurting my arm!Copy !req
293. I showed you where the detergent was!Copy !req
294. Now tell him what you just said to me.Copy !req
295. You're hurting my arm.Copy !req
296. I mean before that.
About being a lifesaver.Copy !req
297. It's okay, Owen. Mama's here.Copy !req
298. The bad man didn't get me.Copy !req
299. In the future, I'd love you to notCopy !req
300. grab our customers. Okay, Ma-tah-to?Copy !req
301. It's Ma-tato.Copy !req
302. I mean... Mateo.Copy !req
303. "Dear everyone,Copy !req
304. from the bottom of my heart I'm sorryCopy !req
305. that you are mad at me.Copy !req
306. I only acted the way the way I didCopy !req
307. because I'm a very loyal
person and I can't empathizeCopy !req
308. with people who are
self-centered traitors.Copy !req
309. If I could go back in time
I would do the exact same thing.Copy !req
310. I consider this matter closed now."Copy !req
311. - Huh?
- Great.Copy !req
312. Great, uh... lotta great stuff in there.Copy !req
313. I just have a few notes. Tiny stuff.Copy !req
314. Maybe it could be
a little more personal.Copy !req
315. Sounds great. Write it up.Copy !req
316. There's just nothing like lookingCopy !req
317. into your baby's eyes.Copy !req
318. Amy, wanna see my baby?Copy !req
319. Not now. I need everybody's help.Copy !req
320. Follow me, please.Copy !req
321. The last time we saw the thumb
it was in a tub of guacamole,Copy !req
322. but then we found this open tub
of guacamole on the floor,Copy !req
323. so it could be a different guacamole,Copy !req
324. or else it could be the same guacamole,Copy !req
325. but the thumb fell out.Copy !req
326. So the thumb could either
be in a guacamoleCopy !req
327. or it could be anywhere. Any questions?Copy !req
328. Yeah, uh, is it just regular guacamole?Copy !req
329. No, it's, uh... grapefruit,
ginger, and lime.Copy !req
330. - Oh.
- Where's Marcus?Copy !req
331. Marcus is at the hospital.
Elias took him.Copy !req
332. We have 45 minutes to get him his thumb.Copy !req
333. Does the guacamole have nuts in it?Copy !req
334. What? Why does this matter?Copy !req
335. Well, I'm allergic.Copy !req
336. In the event of a tornadoCopy !req
337. you wanna go straight for the eye of it.Copy !req
338. That is where it is safest.Copy !req
339. Oh, hi. We are just conductingCopy !req
340. a... a... an impromptu safety meeting.Copy !req
341. Well, I don't want to interrupt.Copy !req
342. I'm gonna need to see
all non-essential employeesCopy !req
343. - in the break room.
- Right now?Copy !req
344. The man said now, so that means now!Copy !req
345. Okay, I'll see you there.Copy !req
346. Everything around here looks great.Copy !req
347. I mean, were there a few
expired shampoo bottlesCopy !req
348. left on the shelf? Yes... six actually,Copy !req
349. but mostly good jobs.Copy !req
350. So now I would like you guys to tell meCopy !req
351. what we at corporate
can be doing better for you.Copy !req
352. You know, Jeff, it feels weirdCopy !req
353. talking about this on company time.Copy !req
354. Oh, that's okay, it's an unpaid break.Copy !req
355. Yeah, of course it is.Copy !req
356. So maybe we'll just start
with the beginning of the day.Copy !req
357. Um, when we all clock in...Copy !req
358. You know what?
This sounds like it's gonna beCopy !req
359. a long Jonah story.
How about we put a pin in itCopy !req
360. and we get back out there
and we serve our customers.Copy !req
361. Really? I mean, now's your chance to sayCopy !req
362. - anything you want to say to me.
- That's right, Jeff.Copy !req
363. Now is our chance, and we actually haveCopy !req
364. a list of things that we thinkCopy !req
365. the company could do better.Copy !req
366. It's just I don't like complainingCopy !req
367. while we still have that outstandingCopy !req
368. shampoo problem to fix.Copy !req
369. You know, there are things that we couldCopy !req
370. all do to improve.Copy !req
371. It's a... two-way street.Copy !req
372. - Okay. If that's how you feel.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
373. Everybody, grab a cupcake!Copy !req
374. Oh! Nope, I hate cupcakesCopy !req
375. 'cause I'm a meanie.Copy !req
376. Nobody move.Copy !req
377. - I have something to say.
- Ooh, I wanna hear this.Copy !req
378. - What?
- This is a letterCopy !req
379. to my subordinates
that I wrote by myself.Copy !req
380. Mahatma Gandhi once said,
"Forgiveness is an attributeCopy !req
381. of the strong"?
Ugh, starting with a quote.Copy !req
382. It's like a middle-school book report.Copy !req
383. Oh, uh, excuse me.Copy !req
384. - Oh, I'm actually not...
- Thank you so much.Copy !req
385. I'm in a rush.
I gotta get home to my kid.Copy !req
386. Sure.Copy !req
387. Oh.Copy !req
388. "So as I seek atonement
for my foibles..."Copy !req
389. that's a little bit much.Copy !req
390. Um, blah, blah, "The movie 'Magnolia"?Copy !req
391. - I'm gonna skip that.
- No, no, that's the best part!Copy !req
392. I would imagine.
It's... it's an excellent film.Copy !req
393. Okay, Dina, we get it.Copy !req
394. You messed up, you're sorry,
you'll never do it again.Copy !req
395. Actually, no. I'm not sorry.Copy !req
396. And this isn't even like
a "sorry, not sorry" situation.Copy !req
397. This is "not sorry, not sorry."Copy !req
398. You're all garbage, so grab a cupcake,Copy !req
399. and continue your slow march to death.Copy !req
400. - "Foibles."
- Great.Copy !req
401. That was brave, huh, guys?Copy !req
402. Hey, so I'm not sure
calling people "garbage"Copy !req
403. reads as an apology.Copy !req
404. Great leaders don't
care about being liked.Copy !req
405. Do you think dogs like Cesar Millan?Copy !req
406. Heck no, they just want
him to stop going,Copy !req
407. "Chh! Chh! Chh!"Copy !req
408. Why don't you care if people like you?Copy !req
409. Why do you care if people like you?Copy !req
410. - Because it's important.
- To you.Copy !req
411. Don't try to flip this, okay?Copy !req
412. - It's a basic human need.
- Of yours.Copy !req
413. You know what? I don't care how you feelCopy !req
414. about my need to be liked, and I realizeCopy !req
415. that's kind of a contradiction,Copy !req
416. - but one day...
- Chh!Copy !req
417. Calm down!Copy !req
418. - Chh! Chh!
- Stop doing that.Copy !req
419. Chh! There it is.Copy !req
420. Whoever finds the thumb,
pick up the intercomCopy !req
421. and say...
I don't know, "strawberry jam."Copy !req
422. Ooh, but what if something
actually happensCopy !req
423. with strawberry jam?Copy !req
424. I am willing to take that chance.Copy !req
425. Do you think I'm a memorable person?Copy !req
426. Can you please stop asking questionsCopy !req
427. and just go find the thumb?Copy !req
428. Please? Go.Copy !req
429. Ohh, beige.Copy !req
430. That's a crazy color for a towel.Copy !req
431. Nice.Copy !req
432. And you got one of this.Copy !req
433. Hmm. Oh, lady, hey!Copy !req
434. Let me dig in your basket.Copy !req
435. You guys, we are so out of time.Copy !req
436. Hey, guys, what's going on over here?Copy !req
437. Looks intense.Copy !req
438. Answer him!Copy !req
439. We were just talking about sales.Copy !req
440. Yeah, sales orders and utility patentsCopy !req
441. and other words from "Shark Tank."Copy !req
442. - Okay.
- Good.Copy !req
443. Excuse me, are you the store manager?Copy !req
444. Heck yeah, I am, guy.Copy !req
445. I found a thumb in my guacamole.Copy !req
446. Strawberry jam. Strawberry jam.Copy !req
447. Get off the phone! You're at work!Copy !req
448. I'm sorry.Copy !req
449. Thank you for shopping at Cloud 9...Copy !req
450. Oh, I put my phone in his bag.Copy !req
451. I'm weird for wanting to be liked.Copy !req
452. I mean, this isn't even about my ego.Copy !req
453. People getting along is the bedrockCopy !req
454. of a functioning society. Am I right?Copy !req
455. I've seen this one.Copy !req
456. They get in a big fight over a sofa,Copy !req
457. but it's not really about the sofa.Copy !req
458. I wanna keep it.Copy !req
459. Marcus got his thumb back,
so, you know, no harm no foul.Copy !req
460. I just really thought
that we could have a dayCopy !req
461. where nothing went wrong.Copy !req
462. You mean like March 14th?Copy !req
463. We're never gonna have
another March 14th.Copy !req
464. Just be grateful you
were alive to see one.Copy !req
465. Do you think they're gonna fire me?Copy !req
466. I mean, I am the idiot who put
Marcus on the meat slicer.Copy !req
467. If they do, this whole store
will walk out in support of you.Copy !req
468. Thanks, Glenn, but I don't thinkCopy !req
469. we can pull that move twice in 48 hours.Copy !req
470. Hey, Jeff, have you told
corporate about the thumb yet?Copy !req
471. I'm just about to submit
an incident report now.Copy !req
472. Don't worry about it, I know
you had nothing to do with it.Copy !req
473. Cool. Cool.
Yeah, I was just making sure.Copy !req
474. But out of curiosity,
what's gonna happen to Amy?Copy !req
475. Suspension, termination.
We'll have to see.Copy !req
476. Well, I'll walk with you to the office.Copy !req
477. I actually have something
I'd like to submit as well.Copy !req
478. I mean, obviously
corporate needs to knowCopy !req
479. that a district manager was on siteCopy !req
480. when an untrained
employee maimed himself.Copy !req
481. Uh, I'm sorry?Copy !req
482. God, I really hope this doesn't hurtCopy !req
483. your shot at that senior VP slotCopy !req
484. when Todd Spurman retires in June.Copy !req
485. And if I didn't turn the report in?Copy !req
486. Well, if you didn't turn the report in,Copy !req
487. then officially nothing happened,Copy !req
488. so I guess that means
I would have nothing to report.Copy !req
489. Fine.Copy !req
490. - I really don't like you.
- I really don't care.Copy !req
491. Oh, hey. Hey.Copy !req
492. What? What can I do for you...Copy !req
493. - um...
- Mateo?Copy !req
494. My name's Mateo.Copy !req
495. You know, I've been busting
my butt trying to show youCopy !req
496. I'm a good worker,
but you have your headCopy !req
497. so far up your own butt
you haven't noticed.Copy !req
498. I am so sorry.Copy !req
499. I have no idea what came over me.Copy !req
500. - It's okay.
- I shouldn't be talking to you.Copy !req
501. Stop, stop, stop. Mateo, it's okay.Copy !req
502. I'm sorry. It's been a long week.Copy !req
503. - I've noticed you.
- Okay.Copy !req
504. Thank you. That's all I was asking.Copy !req
505. I've definitely noticed you.Copy !req
506. Holy.Copy !req