1. Oh, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
2. Don't use that one.
It's icky.Copy !req
3. God doesn't make
mistakes very often,Copy !req
4. but when he does,Copy !req
5. you have to throw them
right in the trash.Copy !req
6. - Oh.
- Does this make senseCopy !req
7. to anyone else?Copy !req
8. White dress, $30.Copy !req
9. White wedding dress, $200.Copy !req
10. Is there cocaine
in this or something?Copy !req
11. - Yeah.
- The wedding industry's a racket.Copy !req
12. Oh, you think everything
is a racket.Copy !req
13. And that is the last of it,
Glenn.Copy !req
14. - Wow.
- Hmm.Copy !req
15. I'm just gonna say
what we all thinking.Copy !req
16. This is pretty as hell.Copy !req
17. Oh,
it's 8:00.Copy !req
18. - Ooh, wait.
- Uh, hold on.Copy !req
19. I just want to move that.Copy !req
20. That's not in center.Copy !req
21. That should be in center.Copy !req
22. Oh, no, no.Copy !req
23. Well, that was a good use
of the last five hours.Copy !req
24. They realize they're basically
just fighting over a white netCopy !req
25. with glitter on it, right?Copy !req
26. Mm, I got five bucks
on the blonde.Copy !req
27. Yeah, I'll take that action.Copy !req
28. How are there already
this many go backs?Copy !req
29. We've been open
for five minutes.Copy !req
30. Oh, I'm actually here
as a customer today.Copy !req
31. How do I look?Copy !req
32. Ooh, wow.Copy !req
33. Aw, that's hella nice, yo.Copy !req
34. Yo, where's the laptops at?Copy !req
35. We need, like,
five or six of those things.Copy !req
36. My band is playing
at our wedding.Copy !req
37. Yeah, we're gonna smash
computers as part of the actCopy !req
38. 'cause, you know, like,
technology.Copy !req
39. Uh... wow.Copy !req
40. That sounds like an expensive
celebration you're planning.Copy !req
41. It's about 500 people.Copy !req
42. I wanted to invite more,Copy !req
43. but I couldn't afford
any more stamps.Copy !req
44. I bet your parents
are all, like,Copy !req
45. "Don't spend
all your money on one day!Copy !req
46. Save some for the baby."Copy !req
47. Parents.Copy !req
48. - Nah.
- Five G's, son.Copy !req
49. Yo, what's up?
Making it rain!Copy !req
50. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
51. Stand down.
Drop that paper, yo.Copy !req
52. It's mine.Copy !req
53. Where did you get all of that?Copy !req
54. Bo got hit by a car
in the seventh gradeCopy !req
55. by an old lady.Copy !req
56. She was legally blind
and super drunk.Copy !req
57. Isn't he lucky?Copy !req
58. Yeah, your boy here was
just crossing the street,Copy !req
59. then it was like, crash!Copy !req
60. Oh, going to the light.Copy !req
61. I'm like, "No, God.
Later.Copy !req
62. I got stuff to accomplish.
Later, light."Copy !req
63. I pick up a phone.Copy !req
64. "Yo, hello, lawyer?Copy !req
65. "Yo, settle out of court?Copy !req
66. I think so.
Yes."Copy !req
67. Wha-chaah.
Money.Copy !req
68. Ha-ha!Copy !req
69. So you just walk around
with $5,000 in your pocket?Copy !req
70. - That's right.
- I always got that right here.Copy !req
71. Uh-oh.
Where's that five G's?Copy !req
72. Yo, I was just kidding, dummies.Copy !req
73. I got that right here.
Oh, no.Copy !req
74. Yo, where's it at, for real?Copy !req
75. It's right there.Copy !req
76. Oh.Copy !req
77. Oh, what's up?Copy !req
78. Good looking out, yo.Copy !req
79. Please don't tip me.Copy !req
80. Ma'am, I have
the arm strength of a chimp,Copy !req
81. but there is just
too much real estate back here.Copy !req
82. I'd have to
dislocate your shoulder.Copy !req
83. Do it.Copy !req
84. Okay.Copy !req
85. But you'll have to
teach one of your bridesmaidsCopy !req
86. to do this on the day.Copy !req
87. And they actually
have money saved up,Copy !req
88. but instead of using it
to pay for the baby,Copy !req
89. they're gonna blow it all
on some big party.Copy !req
90. What?Copy !req
91. Two 17-year-olds are
making a bad decision?Copy !req
92. What?Copy !req
93. I thought that only
happened in the movies.Copy !req
94. I'm just saying that
I wish somebody had warned meCopy !req
95. not to spend so much money
on a wedding.Copy !req
96. I'm telling you.Copy !req
97. People do not like to be told
how to spend their money.Copy !req
98. Really?Copy !req
99. So does that mean
you'll stop telling meCopy !req
100. to call your "dad's friend?"Copy !req
101. That's about making you money,Copy !req
102. and if you saw the charts
that he showed me...Copy !req
103. - Oh, yeah.
- The charts.Copy !req
104. Hi. Where are
the twinkly white lights?Copy !req
105. It's an outdoor ceremony,
so they have to be weatherproof.Copy !req
106. - I will take you to them.
- Thank you.Copy !req
107. Which one of you
is the lucky fella?Copy !req
108. Oh, well,
actually, we both are.Copy !req
109. I love that!Copy !req
110. The four of you can celebrateCopy !req
111. your anniversary together
every year.Copy !req
112. - No...
- CongratulationsCopy !req
113. - on your wedding!
- Yes.Copy !req
114. To each other.Copy !req
115. - To...
- Yeah.Copy !req
116. Oh!Copy !req
117. Outdoor lighting
is in aisle four.Copy !req
118. If you need anything else,
just ask.Copy !req
119. - Thank you.
- Thanks.Copy !req
120. Have a heavenly day!Copy !req
121. Thank you.Copy !req
122. I don't know how,Copy !req
123. but you really seem to have
a handle on this whole gay,Copy !req
124. you know...Copy !req
125. Oh!Copy !req
126. That's great, Mateo!Copy !req
127. Congratulations on that.Copy !req
128. You know,
I thought you might be,Copy !req
129. but I-I wasn't sure,Copy !req
130. and then I forgot about it.Copy !req
131. But now I know,
and that's terrific with me.Copy !req
132. Yeah.Copy !req
133. Oh, bam!Copy !req
134. I'm about to blow up
this alien so bad.Copy !req
135. Whoa.
Oh.Copy !req
136. Chey, you know babies come
with lots of expenses...Copy !req
137. is what your dumb parents
would say.Copy !req
138. Remember, from before?Copy !req
139. Aah, parents.Copy !req
140. - Oh.
- Yeah.Copy !req
141. But your parents do
make a good point.Copy !req
142. Well, my mom said
that we should save some money,Copy !req
143. but then, Bo is all like,
"Nah," so it's a tough call.Copy !req
144. - Dang!
- Those aliens are smart as hell!Copy !req
145. You want to go back to shopping?Copy !req
146. - Yes.
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
147. You want to play
a different game?Copy !req
148. Blam!Copy !req
149. - Diapers!
- Boom!Copy !req
150. - Wipes!
- Blast!Copy !req
151. - Bottle warmer.
- Headshot!Copy !req
152. - More diapers.
- Poo-poo!Copy !req
153. - Breast pump.
- Squirt, squirt!Copy !req
154. - Diaper bag.
- Pew, pew!Copy !req
155. See you in hell,
cute baby stuff.Copy !req
156. Bo, you're killing them all!Copy !req
157. And time's up.Copy !req
158. - What's up?
- 2,500 points!Copy !req
159. Your boy here is getting
a Charleston Chew!Copy !req
160. Actually, those aren't points.Copy !req
161. Those are dollars, and that's
how much this stuff costs.Copy !req
162. This stuff is $2,500?Copy !req
163. That's, like,
half of Bo's stack.Copy !req
164. Plus a car seat
and a crib and daycare,Copy !req
165. and it just keeps coming.Copy !req
166. Dang.Copy !req
167. I'm gonna have to
get hit by so many cars.Copy !req
168. Maybe we should save
some of our wedding moneyCopy !req
169. for the future.Copy !req
170. Huh, yeah.Copy !req
171. You could do that.Copy !req
172. You do have
to make some sacrificesCopy !req
173. when you're a parent.Copy !req
174. I mean, your whole life changes.Copy !req
175. Bo, you look weird.Copy !req
176. - Yeah.
- Hey.Copy !req
177. But I think it's greatCopy !req
178. that you guys are starting
to think about being...Copy !req
179. Aah!Copy !req
180. - Hey, look out.
- Bo?Copy !req
181. - Excuse me.
- Oh, sorry.Copy !req
182. Bo?Copy !req
183. I was gonna say
"responsible."Copy !req
184. - Where did you go?
- Please come back.Copy !req
185. I love you.Copy !req
186. It's Cheyenne, by the way.Copy !req
187. Hey, you had to go
freak the little dummy out?Copy !req
188. Well, it's not my fault.Copy !req
189. Oh, she's right.Copy !req
190. She was just teaching us
this fun gameCopy !req
191. about how expensive and scary
it is to have a baby.Copy !req
192. What if he never comes back?Copy !req
193. - He will.
- He's gonna come back.Copy !req
194. He will!Copy !req
195. And you know what?Copy !req
196. If he doesn't,Copy !req
197. that wouldn't
be the worst thing...Copy !req
198. Going right back at it, huh?Copy !req
199. Okay.Copy !req
200. You know what?
Um... I'll go look for him.Copy !req
201. Could tag along with me
if you want.Copy !req
202. That turd walked out
with a Cloud 9 scanner gun.Copy !req
203. That makes it my jurisdiction.Copy !req
204. He is not a turd.Copy !req
205. Oh, he's a turd.Copy !req
206. Also, my truck has
a rather unique odor,Copy !req
207. but you should get used to it
after a couple of hours.Copy !req
208. Oh... no, thank you.Copy !req
209. We should probably
just split up, you know,Copy !req
210. cover more ground.Copy !req
211. - Up to you.
- Oh...Copy !req
212. Almost forgot my Taser.Copy !req
213. Oh, oh!Copy !req
214. - Okay.
- I'm coming with you!Copy !req
215. Take care of her.Copy !req
216. - Uh, hey, hey.
- Now, now.Copy !req
217. Now, now.
There, little lady.Copy !req
218. You're gonna... you're gonna
do just fine, kiddo.Copy !req
219. Girl.Copy !req
220. I learned that
from Wendy Williams.Copy !req
221. If you're hungry, that can
of beans is up for grabs,Copy !req
222. but not this one.Copy !req
223. I'm good.Copy !req
224. Do you mind if I turn on the...
Where's your radio?Copy !req
225. Oh, I special ordered
my truck without one.Copy !req
226. Yeah, it costs a little extra,Copy !req
227. but it makes the vehicle
less appealing to thievesCopy !req
228. 'cause no one wants a truck
without a radio.Copy !req
229. Name a song, though.
I'll sing it for you.Copy !req
230. - That's okay.
- No, no, go ahead.Copy !req
231. I got a photographic
memory for music.Copy !req
232. Okay, um...Copy !req
233. "Single Ladies."Copy !req
234. Not familiar with that one.Copy !req
235. - "Uptown Funk."
- Don't know it.Copy !req
236. - "Dancing Queen."
- Nope.Copy !req
237. "Thriller?"Copy !req
238. Michael Jackson?Copy !req
239. You can't name a song
by some guyCopy !req
240. you went to middle school with.Copy !req
241. It has to be popular.Copy !req
242. I can't be a single mom.Copy !req
243. I have never even driven
on the highway before.Copy !req
244. What if the baby
needs to go downtown?Copy !req
245. Okay, again,
Bo is coming back, all right?Copy !req
246. And when he does,
you're gonna have a cart fullCopy !req
247. of hella radical
wedding stuff to show him.Copy !req
248. Yeah,
like these little ass pillowsCopy !req
249. to put the rings on
'cause they're important.Copy !req
250. Bo once threw up on a pillowCopy !req
251. at my grandma's
retirement party.Copy !req
252. Everything I see reminds me
of how amazing he was.Copy !req
253. - Okay.
- Surprising triggers.Copy !req
254. We'll pick for you.
What do you think?Copy !req
255. Pfft...Copy !req
256. This one.
Done.Copy !req
257. Moving on.Copy !req
258. - Ooh.
- What? What's up?Copy !req
259. It's a little
burlap-y.Copy !req
260. She's getting married,
not shipping coffee.Copy !req
261. Ah.Copy !req
262. Why don't we just go with
this one?Copy !req
263. - Well, you know what?
- Your call.Copy !req
264. Do you want to go warm
and rustic like this burlap oneCopy !req
265. or generic, kind of unoriginal?Copy !req
266. I guess warm and rustic.Copy !req
267. - Warm and rustic!
- All right.Copy !req
268. - We got ourself a pillow.
- Okay.Copy !req
269. Next up on the wedding train,
guest books.Copy !req
270. Okay.Copy !req
271. I feel terrible about
how I handled things earlierCopy !req
272. with your friends.Copy !req
273. - Friends?
- Oh, they're not... no.Copy !req
274. - They're not my friends, dude.
- Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
275. Gay BFFs?Copy !req
276. I don't know the lingo.Copy !req
277. Look, I just want everyone
who comes into this storeCopy !req
278. to feel accepted.Copy !req
279. But do you know
that in this entire sale,Copy !req
280. there is not one section
dedicated to gay weddings?Copy !req
281. Gay people use the same
decorations as straight people.Copy !req
282. We just use 'em better.Copy !req
283. That's my point exactly.Copy !req
284. I mean, they should not
have to conformCopy !req
285. to someone's...
hel... hetero normal idealCopy !req
286. of what a wedding should be.Copy !req
287. Would you be willing to
help me put something together?Copy !req
288. Of course.Copy !req
289. Great.Copy !req
290. We're gonna take those guys'
minds and blow them.Copy !req
291. I don't know if just randomly
driving around is a good idea.Copy !req
292. Where do teenagers go?Copy !req
293. Prom.Copy !req
294. Is there a prom around?Copy !req
295. No, I just meant that we
should think like a teenager.Copy !req
296. Ah, yeah.Copy !req
297. Hey, Mom, get out of my room.Copy !req
298. You don't understand
my generation.Copy !req
299. Pimples.Copy !req
300. It's not helping.Copy !req
301. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
302. Is that him?Copy !req
303. Hey!
Hey!Copy !req
304. Stop!
It's him, it's him.Copy !req
305. Speed up.
Go, go, go.Copy !req
306. Bo!Copy !req
307. Hey, Bo!Copy !req
308. We just want to talk!
Stop!Copy !req
309. That's one of our carts.Copy !req
310. That's one of our carts.Copy !req
311. - What?
- Who cares? Bo!Copy !req
312. What are you doing?Copy !req
313. Who cares?Copy !req
314. I care.Copy !req
315. Hey.Copy !req
316. That is Cloud 9 store property!Copy !req
317. No, it's not.Copy !req
318. - Dina!
- He's getting away!Copy !req
319. Bo!Copy !req
320. - No, no, no.
- Absolutely not.Copy !req
321. - Give it to me. Hey.
- It's not your cart!Copy !req
322. You know, on second thought,Copy !req
323. I don't think
that is one of our carts.Copy !req
324. So what are we thinking
for lunch?Copy !req
325. Sandwiches?
Burritos?Copy !req
326. Indian?
Tapas?Copy !req
327. What is up with you?Copy !req
328. Do you even want to find Bo?Copy !req
329. Yes, of course I do.Copy !req
330. Just... maybe not
right away.Copy !req
331. I'm really not anxious to get
back to the wedding day sale,Copy !req
332. okay?Copy !req
333. Just seeing all those women
celebrating,Copy !req
334. having found someone,Copy !req
335. and I'm not getting any younger.Copy !req
336. - Kind of a bummer.
- Well, it can be hard to date.Copy !req
337. If you'd seen
some of the guys I dated.Copy !req
338. Gay.
Racist.Copy !req
339. Mean.
Redhead.Copy !req
340. That was all one guy.Copy !req
341. Oh, I've dated some losers.Copy !req
342. I dated this one guyCopy !req
343. who would only speak
in Monty Python quotes.Copy !req
344. The last guy
I dated only hung out with meCopy !req
345. to play chess with my dad,Copy !req
346. and the guy before that was just
using me for my freezer.Copy !req
347. I dated three guysCopy !req
348. who were dating me just to get
close to my friend, Rene,Copy !req
349. and Rene wasn't even that hot.Copy !req
350. Whatever.
This is not about Rene.Copy !req
351. Well, Rene sounds like
a sack of crap.Copy !req
352. - She was.
- Thank you.Copy !req
353. I just call it like I see it.Copy !req
354. Yes.Copy !req
355. There is... a guy at workCopy !req
356. that things have been
getting pretty intense with.Copy !req
357. - Really?
- Who?Copy !req
358. Well, I don't want to
talk about my personal lifeCopy !req
359. with coworkers, but I will sayCopy !req
360. that there has been some
very heavy flirtation happening.Copy !req
361. I've been changing my shirt
multiple times a dayCopy !req
362. just 'cause of
all the pit stains.Copy !req
363. Steamy stuff.Copy !req
364. How's this?Copy !req
365. It's nice.Copy !req
366. But is it gay enough?Copy !req
367. I don't want to be
kicking myself laterCopy !req
368. that we should have
gone more gay.Copy !req
369. Let's err on the side of gay.Copy !req
370. It feels appropriately gay.Copy !req
371. Good.Copy !req
372. You know, I have to say,Copy !req
373. you're much more open-minded
than I thought.Copy !req
374. Thank you.Copy !req
375. People assume
all Christians are homophobes.Copy !req
376. You know, that is ignorant.Copy !req
377. You can't imagine how hard
it is being stereotyped.Copy !req
378. - Sure.
- I mean, if anything,Copy !req
379. Jesus went out of his way
to accept everyone.Copy !req
380. - Agreed.
- Yeah.Copy !req
381. I think Jesus would've
been pro-gay marriage.Copy !req
382. Absolutely.Copy !req
383. He would've been
pro-gay adoption.Copy !req
384. For all we know,
Jesus himself was gay.Copy !req
385. So it's Tuesday, right?Copy !req
386. That means...
That means Wednesday's coming.Copy !req
387. - Mm.
- Shake?Copy !req
388. - No, thanks.
- Vegan.Copy !req
389. - Huh.
- Yeah.Copy !req
390. You know,
we can keep looking for Bo,Copy !req
391. but the guy can't bike forever,Copy !req
392. especially not with those quads.Copy !req
393. What don't you like him?Copy !req
394. Is it the mustache?Copy !req
395. No.Copy !req
396. I got married at 19.Copy !req
397. I know what they're in for.Copy !req
398. I mean, you miss out
on a lot of stuff.Copy !req
399. I mean, you get stuff too,
obviously,Copy !req
400. but the money's always tight,Copy !req
401. and you're five steps
ahead of where you should beCopy !req
402. but also five steps
behind where you should've been.Copy !req
403. But the mustache
is bad, right?Copy !req
404. Strawberry blondes should not
be allowed to grow facial hair.Copy !req
405. No.Copy !req
406. That should be
in our Constitution.Copy !req
407. Yeah.Copy !req
408. Well, we should
probably go back.Copy !req
409. God, I hope the brides
have cleared out.Copy !req
410. You know,
no one's really gonna noticeCopy !req
411. if we're gone another hour
or two.Copy !req
412. Well, what would we do?Copy !req
413. Um...Copy !req
414. Oh, we could pamper ourselves.Copy !req
415. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
416. The place is way fancierCopy !req
417. than my usual spot.Copy !req
418. Moist towelettes
to wipe up the gunpowder.Copy !req
419. Man, I feel like a princess.Copy !req
420. I think I saw a turquoise one.Copy !req
421. Boom, cake stand.Copy !req
422. Silver-plated, lace bows.Copy !req
423. This is all kinds of elegant.Copy !req
424. If someone came up to you with
a wheelbarrow full of elegance,Copy !req
425. you'd have to be like,
"Sorry, homie.Copy !req
426. We ass-deep in elegance."Copy !req
427. That's really pretty.Copy !req
428. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, yeah, no.Copy !req
429. That would be... really,Copy !req
430. it'd be perfect
for a traditional wedding cake.Copy !req
431. - Yeah.
- But we were talking more of,Copy !req
432. like, a dessert pot luck
kind of a thing.Copy !req
433. - For a wedding?
- That seems a little adventurous.Copy !req
434. Jonah says a lot of weddings
are doing more DIY elements.Copy !req
435. We're just looking for
something a little moreCopy !req
436. specifically curated
to Cheyenne and Bo's...Copy !req
437. Ugh, that word.Copy !req
438. You said I could say
"curated" once a week.Copy !req
439. I chose now as my time.Copy !req
440. Honestly, as long
as Bo is there, I don't even...Copy !req
441. - Yeah, no, no, no.
- Totally, totally, totally.Copy !req
442. I'm just saying,
I don't think a weddingCopy !req
443. needs to be stuck in
stodgy, old traditions.Copy !req
444. Right, better to have
the wedding in a treehouse,Copy !req
445. drinking artisanal cocktails
out of a tuba.Copy !req
446. A DIY element does add
a certain personal touch to it.Copy !req
447. It's a trend,
like dancing down the aisle.Copy !req
448. You know, it's like,
"I'm eating flan.Copy !req
449. I'm eating a baklava."Copy !req
450. Why couldn't we just
have a nice, classy cakeCopy !req
451. like civilized human beings?Copy !req
452. Give my taste buds a passportCopy !req
453. because they're going
around the world.Copy !req
454. Let's go over some basics.Copy !req
455. You're gonna take your mag.Copy !req
456. The flat part is actually gonna
go towards the back of the gun.Copy !req
457. My favorite uncle was a cop.Copy !req
458. He got me a.22
for my Quinceañera.Copy !req
459. Here, I thought you were justCopy !req
460. the second-hottest
girl at work.Copy !req
461. Hey, you should come with me
to celebrity night sometime.Copy !req
462. They put pictures
on the targets.Copy !req
463. I don't want to brag,
but last week,Copy !req
464. Kristen Stewart was my bitch.Copy !req
465. Oh, my God.Copy !req
466. Yeah, it's really satisfying.Copy !req
467. I think tomorrow they're doing
the whole cast of "Scandal."Copy !req
468. So, you just gonna walk
out on your fiancé?Copy !req
469. You think that's
"where it's at?"Copy !req
470. - Kinda.
- Okay.Copy !req
471. Like, everyone cool I know
has done that.Copy !req
472. Most rappers.
Literally every athlete.Copy !req
473. You know what?Copy !req
474. Cheyenne is better off
without you.Copy !req
475. What's this?Copy !req
476. "Bo Derek Thompson.Copy !req
477. "Suma cum laude,
Harvard Medical School.Copy !req
478. Chief of Cardiology,
Johns Hopkins."Copy !req
479. Yo, some of that's left overCopy !req
480. from the computer template
or whatever.Copy !req
481. Wait, this is what
you were doing all day?Copy !req
482. You were handing out resumes?Copy !req
483. And your name is Bo Derek?Copy !req
484. - Yeah, it's like you said.
- Parenting's expensive.Copy !req
485. Got to make some paper
for that baby coming, be a man.Copy !req
486. "Managing Editor
of Vogue, 1972-1981."Copy !req
487. I'm impressed, actually.Copy !req
488. - Oh no, Amy.
- This is all lies.Copy !req
489. Oh, what a surprise.Copy !req
490. You picked a white dress.
What a curveball.Copy !req
491. 'Cause that's exactly
what a wedding should be,Copy !req
492. a series of curveballs.Copy !req
493. You guys, it's really sweet
that you care,Copy !req
494. but both dresses are fugly.Copy !req
495. I just think that
your tastes areCopy !req
496. a little more along the lines
of my grandmother's.Copy !req
497. Okay, well, I just think thatCopy !req
498. your tastes are
a little more along the linesCopy !req
499. of a wiccan space queen.Copy !req
500. What?Copy !req
501. What's your dream wedding,
anyway?Copy !req
502. A bunch of people
sweating in a fieldCopy !req
503. while some jag reads from
"The Velveteen Rabbit?"Copy !req
504. What's your dream wedding?Copy !req
505. A beige Toyota Camry driven
by a white guy named Matthew?Copy !req
506. - What is that supposed to mean?
- You know!Copy !req
507. What do you say? You want to
look like my aunt Linda?Copy !req
508. You cannot get married
in a green bean.Copy !req
509. Right this way.Copy !req
510. - Welcome.
- We are happy you're here.Copy !req
511. You guys made this?Copy !req
512. It's really nice.Copy !req
513. You think this is nice?Copy !req
514. You better buckle inCopy !req
515. 'cause the party is
just getting started.Copy !req
516. - It is?
- We didn't discuss... okay.Copy !req
517. Oh.Copy !req
518. - Pose yourself.
- There's nothing like it.Copy !req
519. Vogue!Copy !req
520. - Wow.
- Vogue.Copy !req
521. Glenn, this isn't
what we agreed on!Copy !req
522. I made a few tweaks.Copy !req
523. I turned my safe search
up to the maxCopy !req
524. and then Googled,
"World's gayest parties."Copy !req
525. Wow.Copy !req
526. - Listen.
- He's trying.Copy !req
527. He's your dad, two years ago.Copy !req
528. Oh, okay.Copy !req
529. Yeah.Copy !req
530. This was great.Copy !req
531. Thank you so much.Copy !req
532. - You're welcome.
- Oh, another one.Copy !req
533. Wow.Copy !req
534. - Get those hands up.
- All right.Copy !req
535. - Get those hands up.
- All right.Copy !req
536. Whoa.Copy !req
537. You look like a princess.Copy !req
538. You like it?Copy !req
539. It's from
the Farrah Abraham collection.Copy !req
540. Who's Farrah Abraham?Copy !req
541. Teen Mom, porn star.Copy !req
542. You'd recognize her.Copy !req
543. Don't run away again.Copy !req
544. I won't.Copy !req
545. Now we got a bunch
to figure out.Copy !req
546. But no matter what, you and meCopy !req
547. are gonna throw
a baller-ass wedding,Copy !req
548. raise up a baller-ass shorty,Copy !req
549. and have a baller-ass life.Copy !req
550. I think you just
wrote our vows.Copy !req
551. I give them six months.Copy !req
552. I don't know.Copy !req
553. Maybe they'll surprise us.Copy !req
554. - Now, let's bleed some green!
- Yeah.Copy !req
555. Come and get a... take
a little shower in this stuff!Copy !req
556. Or not.Copy !req
557. Let 'em start out
with a fun party.Copy !req
558. Yeah.Copy !req
559. Hey, by the way,Copy !req
560. what we were talking about
earlier, if you tell anyone,Copy !req
561. I will staple your...Copy !req
562. It'll stay between friends.Copy !req
563. Thanks.Copy !req
564. Ear to the wall.Copy !req
565. You interrupted,
but that's what I'll staple.Copy !req
566. Just know that.Copy !req
567. Hey.Copy !req
568. Hey, Jonah.Copy !req
569. God, you are so funny.Copy !req
570. Oh, shoot.Copy !req