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doctor in a Hell house once.
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billion dollars last year.
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- Good stuff?
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coffee and a doughnut hole?
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- Sure.
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- Hey, man.
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- Mm, yeah.
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- Got it.
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- Feels powerful, right?
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guts to do something about it.
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- Is she having her baby?
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coming to work tomorrow.
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be done bleeding by then.
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with the baby, though.
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all over the floor,
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your child to work.
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- No, no, no.
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- Bye, Harmonica.
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life to this place.
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452. Don't worry, I'll still
be in the store all the time.
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453. Just as a customer.
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454. I'll say stuff like,
"Hey, can you tell me
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455. where the dental floss is?"
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456. Well, probably not, 'cause
I already know where it is.
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457. Unless you decide to move it.
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458. What? What are you talking about?
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459. They asked me if I wanted to make
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460. a suggestion for my replacement,
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461. and nobody knows this
store better than you.
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462. Um, no. I'm not doing it.
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463. Then they'll just get someone else.
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464. I don't care, Glenn.
I'm not taking your job.
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465. Amy, wait!
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466. Someone is going to be
in that chair tomorrow.
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467. And that person has to take
care of everyone in this store.
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468. I'd rather that person
be you than some stranger.
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469. Amy, you're a leader,
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470. and the people here need a leader.
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471. Can you do that?
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472. Yeah.
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474. - Jonah.
- Ah, ah, ah.
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475. You think I'm doing it wrong,
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476. but if we stack them five wide and low,
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477. they're less prone to toppling.
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478. - What's wrong?
- They fired Glenn.
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479. - What?
- Yeah, so, um...
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480. About that walkout.
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481. Mateo.
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482. Glenn got fired. We're walking out.
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483. Are you coming?
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484. Yeah.
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485. Sorry, was doing a teal and green story.
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486. Garrett, all the employees
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487. are leaving early because
they're staging a walkout
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488. because Glenn got fired.
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489. Sure, man, that works.
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490. You still have my credit card.
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491. Hello?
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492. Oh, no, no. You guys
do not have to do this.
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493. Okay, you know what? I understand
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494. that you're upset about Glenn.
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495. I know and I get that. No, no.
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496. Come on. Corporate cares.
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497. Sure, Glenn.
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498. Help yourself to a brand-new
car, just this once.
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499. Job's going great.
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500. What could possibly go wrong?
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501. Is this gonna work?
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502. I don't know.
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503. But it's worth a shot, right?
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504. So what now?
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505. Attention, please.
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506. Listen up.
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507. I have something I'd like to say.
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508. I know you're scared.
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509. This is a big moment.
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510. But rest assured
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511. Cloud 9 will be fine without you.
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512. Come on.
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513. Anyway, I've demagnetized
your keycards,
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514. and you will receive your
final paychecks in the mail
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515. with the costs of your vests
deducted from them.
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516. Nothing personal. I wish you all luck,
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517. but I've got a store to manage.
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518. Thank you.
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519. This really cheered me up.
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520. Oh, and have a heavenly day.
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