Superman: The Animated Series 1x9

Directed by Dan Riba

Clancy Brown as Lex Luthor (voice) • Sherman Howard as Preserver (voice) • Don Harvey as Gnaww (voice) • David L. Lander as Sqweek (voice) • Brad Garrett as Lobo (voice)

Intergalactic bounty hunter Lobo is employed to capture the Man of Steel, but thanks to a double-cross by the rare-species-collecting Preserver, both Superman and Lobo end up trapped in the Preserver's personal zoo.

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1. Get ready. Now.

2. The readings are off the scale.

3. No sign of it.

4. Professor, he's coming back.

5. Congratulations, professor.

6. Your team did a fantastic job refitting this vehicle for space travel.

7. It's hard to believe it's the same rocket that brought me to Earth.

8. It was our honor, Superman.

9. To study a vehicle like this is any scientist's dream.

10. Where did you say you kept it all these years?

11. - I didn't. - Sorry. I didn't mean to pry.

12. I can't help wondering about the civilizations on other worlds.

13. Their great achievements, their brilliant minds.

14. I'm giving you geeks 10 seconds before I frag everything in sight.

15. One, 10.

16. Not you, Sqweek.

17. Hey, Lobo...

18. long time no see.

19. Emperor Spewge knows it was you what pilfered his treasury, Sqweek.

20. He's paying me to bring the dough back in a nice little pile.

21. - What about me? - Same deal.

22. Framed. I was framed.

23. Is that so?

24. No, no. Help!

25. Hey, leave my little brother alone.

26. Well, if it ain't Gnaww Vermin and his roach-motel rejects.

27. Don't tell me you're after this bounty too.

28. If anyone's gonna collect on Sqweek, it's gonna be family.

29. - Hand him over. - Sure.

30. I was hoping I'd see some excitement on this job.

31. Guess not.

32. Hold on, Sqweek.

33. Lobo.

34. Hey, wait.

35. Old weasel spit.

36. Too bad I can't stick around.

37. Now I'm mad.

38. Now I'm really mad.

39. It's always sweeter collecting a reward knowing you beat some other geek out of it.

40. - The bounty hunter has entered range. - Proceed.

41. Holy fragarolli.

42. Feels like I'm being torn apart.

43. Cool.

44. Oh, yeah. Someone is definitely tired of breathing.

45. Show yourself, you slimy geek-wad.

46. I am the Preserver.

47. And I'm the night manager at the Hotel d'Frag.

48. Lookie there, it's checkout time.

49. Fragging gizzards.

50. You are Lobo. Assassin, brigand, sociopath, monster.

51. You left out "scourge of the cosmos."

52. And the most ruthless bounty hunter in the galaxy.

53. I want to hire you.

54. Sorry, dude. I'm already on a job.

55. Your prisoner will be held until you return.

56. Besides, this job should be no great task to one with your skills.

57. Behold. Gathered here are the rarest creatures in the universe...

58. each the last survivor of its race.

59. So you got a thing for varmints, so what?

60. Many years ago, the planet Krypton was destroyed.

61. I had long believed all members of the Kryptonian race were extinct.

62. Until I found evidence of one living on a distant world called Earth.

63. Looks like a first-class wimp to me.

64. He is more than he appears.

65. Sluggo, I got better ways to waste my time than rounding up bugs for your flea circus.

66. So if you'll hand over the runt...

67. I'll cancel the homemade colostomy I'm planning to inflict on your tiny, wrinkled...

68. Oh, mama.

69. That's a lot of mai tais.

70. You deliver the last Kryptonian, and the jewels are yours.

71. Do we have a bargain?

72. Hose down a cage, boss.

73. You're getting a new monkey.

74. Remember those blurry photos of UFOs that looked like garbage pail lids?

75. Well, we finally got one that's as clear as it is confusing.

76. After careful analysis, experts agree it's a scroungy biker on a flying motorcycle.

77. Yeah, right.

78. Hey, how's it going, chief?

79. Maybe you can help me. I'm new in town...

80. and I'm looking to find this geek here.

81. Superman? We don't keep tabs on him. He only shows up if there's trouble.

82. I can do trouble.

83. I'm confused, Kent.

84. I've lived in Metropolis most of my life. I don't know how some yokel...

85. from Smallville is getting every hot story in town.

86. Well, Lois, the truth is I'm actually Superman in disguise...

87. I pretend to be a journalist to hear about disasters as they happen...

88. - ... and then squeeze you out of the byline. - You're a sick man, Kent.

89. You asked.

90. Yeah, Lane.

91. What? I'll be right there.

92. Some lunatic's just opened fire on the midtown...

93. police station.

94. Oh, no you don't, Kent. Not this time.

95. This is getting lame. I thought he'd be here by now.

96. Mosquito.

97. Time to up the ante, I'm thinking.

98. Finally. I've been trying to get in touch with you all day.

99. - Who are you? - I'm sorry.

100. My card.

101. The name's Lobo.

102. That's I as in "lacerate," O as in "obliterate"...

103. B as in "disembowel," and O as in...

104. I guess I can use "obliterate" twice. What do you think?

105. I think you're a certifiable madman.

106. Thanks.

107. Superman, roll clear!

108. Gas?

109. Now you ankle suckers are playing dirty.

110. I'm losing it.

111. Going under.

112. Stay back.

113. - What is it? - I don't know.

114. I've never seen a creature like this.

115. I love you too.

116. First rule of hunting, Superdude. Make the target come to you.

117. Good advice.

118. Hey, no riders.

119. Stop here, driver. There they are.

120. I don't believe it.

121. Believe me, Mr. President. You have my word that my new weapon system will...

122. What the devil?

123. - Look out. - Look out.

124. Look out.

125. Dang, man. I gotta say, I am impressed.

126. I saw you go for the rocket, I couldn't figure what you were doing.

127. Then it hit me. You didn't want no one hurt...

128. even if you took the fragging yourself.

129. You actually care about them geeks.

130. They're human beings.

131. Yeah, well, they're gonna have to make do...

132. without their big blue babysitter from now on.

133. See, someone's paying me a heap of cash for your carcass...

134. and the Main Man always delivers.

135. Now the more you move, the worse it'll hurt...

136. so feel free to go crazy.

137. Excuse me?

138. Leave him alone. Go on, get out of here.

139. Well, little lady...

140. hello.

141. Lois, stay back.

142. Pipe down, junior.

143. Lois, huh? Guess that means you know this loser, right, honey buns?

144. You his girlfriend or something?

145. Drop dead.

146. Of course, any babe with class would rather be hanging with the Main Man.

147. Why don't you show old Lobo how classy you are?

148. You pig.

149. I like a babe who plays rough.

150. Come on, let me have another. Right here. Right...

151. You dirty frigging, back-fragging, son of a...

152. Get maintenance teams on every floor.

153. Put them on round the clock if you have to. I want repairs completed...

154. - Kill, Main, frag, destroy. - Immediately.

155. - Are you all right? - Are you all right?

156. - I'm fine - I'm fine. Gotta go.

157. Give him one for me. Make it a dozen.

158. Last call?

159. Already?

160. Get up.

161. I said, get up.

162. You ain't half the boy scout you're cracked up to be.

163. Looks like I'm in for a real fight.

164. Think I'll take five until I'm ready to resume kicking...

165. the collective butts of you and everyone else on this dung heap. Ciao!

166. You've never tested the vehicle in deep space before...

167. let alone under combat conditions.

168. I can't risk that maniac coming back to Earth, professor.

169. I've got one chance to drive him away, and I'm taking it.

170. Sensors have picked up his bike's ion trail.

171. He's close. But I can't get a definite fix.

172. - Lobo calling. - Hi there.

173. Okay, frag-face, let's tango.

174. I guess the only way to reason with you is to take away your toy.

175. Hands off my hog.

176. Lobo has lured the Kryptonian into range.

177. Excellent. Fire when ready.

178. Lights out, Clyde.

179. This can't be.

180. Krypton?

181. No, but an incredible simulation.

182. Let me guess. You're the one who hired Lobo to get me.

183. I do what I must to preserve species threatened with extinction.

184. You are the last Kryptonian.

185. Therefore, your place is here.

186. I think not!

187. Like Krypton's red sun...

188. this light cancels the unnatural abilities given to you by the yellow sun of Earth.

189. I always strive for complete accuracy.

190. Swell.

191. Hey, monkey, want a banana?

192. When I get out, I'm shoving that arrogant smirk right down your throat.

193. Oh, yeah.

194. You know, I believe that Lois gal might be getting a tad lonely...

195. now that you're doing time in a cosmic petting zoo.

196. Maybe I'll go back and cheer her up.

197. Of course, I do have to collect the bounty on this geek first.

198. Emperor Spewge got a bad temper on him.

199. Adios, wrinkles. You want any more rare dorks snagged, you got my number.

200. Actually, there is one other being I need for my collection:

201. The last Zarnian.

202. That's rich. I'm the last Zarnian.

203. I fragged the rest of the planet for my high school science project.

204. Gave myself an A.

205. You ugly, two-timing...

206. big fragger. You...

207. just carved your own headstone.

208. Nobody...

209. double-crosses the Main Man.

210. Nobody.