1. Get ready. Now.
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2. The readings are off the scale.
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3. No sign of it.
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4. Professor, he's coming back.
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5. Congratulations, professor.
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6. Your team did a fantastic job
refitting this vehicle for space travel.
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7. It's hard to believe it's the same rocket
that brought me to Earth.
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8. It was our honor, Superman.
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9. To study a vehicle like this
is any scientist's dream.
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10. Where did you say you kept it
all these years?
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11. - I didn't.
- Sorry. I didn't mean to pry.
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12. I can't help wondering about
the civilizations on other worlds.
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13. Their great achievements,
their brilliant minds.
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14. I'm giving you geeks 10 seconds
before I frag everything in sight.
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15. One, 10.
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16. Not you, Sqweek.
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17. Hey, Lobo...
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18. long time no see.
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19. Emperor Spewge knows it was you
what pilfered his treasury, Sqweek.
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20. He's paying me to bring the dough back
in a nice little pile.
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21. - What about me?
- Same deal.
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22. Framed. I was framed.
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23. Is that so?
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24. No, no. Help!
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25. Hey, leave my little brother alone.
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26. Well, if it ain't Gnaww Vermin
and his roach-motel rejects.
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27. Don't tell me
you're after this bounty too.
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28. If anyone's gonna collect on Sqweek,
it's gonna be family.
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29. - Hand him over.
- Sure.
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30. I was hoping I'd see
some excitement on this job.
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31. Guess not.
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32. Hold on, Sqweek.
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33. Lobo.
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34. Hey, wait.
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35. Old weasel spit.
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36. Too bad I can't stick around.
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37. Now I'm mad.
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38. Now I'm really mad.
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39. It's always sweeter collecting a reward
knowing you beat some other geek out of it.
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40. - The bounty hunter has entered range.
- Proceed.
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41. Holy fragarolli.
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42. Feels like I'm being torn apart.
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43. Cool.
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44. Oh, yeah. Someone is definitely
tired of breathing.
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45. Show yourself, you slimy geek-wad.
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46. I am the Preserver.
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47. And I'm the night manager
at the Hotel d'Frag.
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48. Lookie there, it's checkout time.
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49. Fragging gizzards.
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50. You are Lobo.
Assassin, brigand, sociopath, monster.
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51. You left out "scourge of the cosmos."
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52. And the most ruthless bounty hunter
in the galaxy.
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53. I want to hire you.
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54. Sorry, dude. I'm already on a job.
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55. Your prisoner will be
held until you return.
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56. Besides, this job should be no great task
to one with your skills.
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57. Behold. Gathered here are the
rarest creatures in the universe...
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58. each the last survivor of its race.
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59. So you got a thing for varmints, so what?
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60. Many years ago,
the planet Krypton was destroyed.
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61. I had long believed all members
of the Kryptonian race were extinct.
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62. Until I found evidence of one
living on a distant world called Earth.
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63. Looks like a first-class wimp to me.
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64. He is more than he appears.
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65. Sluggo, I got better ways to waste my time
than rounding up bugs for your flea circus.
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66. So if you'll hand over the runt...
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67. I'll cancel the homemade colostomy I'm
planning to inflict on your tiny, wrinkled...
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68. Oh, mama.
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69. That's a lot of mai tais.
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70. You deliver the last Kryptonian,
and the jewels are yours.
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71. Do we have a bargain?
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72. Hose down a cage, boss.
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73. You're getting a new monkey.
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74. Remember those blurry photos of UFOs
that looked like garbage pail lids?
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75. Well, we finally got one
that's as clear as it is confusing.
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76. After careful analysis, experts agree it's
a scroungy biker on a flying motorcycle.
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77. Yeah, right.
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78. Hey, how's it going, chief?
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79. Maybe you can help me.
I'm new in town...
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80. and I'm looking to find this geek here.
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81. Superman? We don't keep tabs on him.
He only shows up if there's trouble.
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82. I can do trouble.
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83. I'm confused, Kent.
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84. I've lived in Metropolis most of my life.
I don't know how some yokel...
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85. from Smallville
is getting every hot story in town.
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86. Well, Lois, the truth is I'm actually
Superman in disguise...
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87. I pretend to be a journalist
to hear about disasters as they happen...
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88. - ... and then squeeze you out of the byline.
- You're a sick man, Kent.
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89. You asked.
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90. Yeah, Lane.
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91. What? I'll be right there.
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92. Some lunatic's just opened fire
on the midtown...
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93. police station.
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94. Oh, no you don't, Kent. Not this time.
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95. This is getting lame.
I thought he'd be here by now.
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96. Mosquito.
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97. Time to up the ante, I'm thinking.
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98. Finally. I've been trying
to get in touch with you all day.
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99. - Who are you?
- I'm sorry.
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100. My card.
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101. The name's Lobo.
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102. That's I as in "lacerate,"
O as in "obliterate"...
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103. B as in "disembowel,"
and O as in...
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104. I guess I can use "obliterate" twice.
What do you think?
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105. I think you're a certifiable madman.
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106. Thanks.
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107. Superman, roll clear!
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108. Gas?
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109. Now you ankle suckers are playing dirty.
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110. I'm losing it.
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111. Going under.
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112. Stay back.
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113. - What is it?
- I don't know.
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114. I've never seen a creature like this.
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115. I love you too.
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116. First rule of hunting, Superdude.
Make the target come to you.
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117. Good advice.
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118. Hey, no riders.
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119. Stop here, driver. There they are.
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120. I don't believe it.
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121. Believe me, Mr. President. You have my
word that my new weapon system will...
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122. What the devil?
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123. - Look out.
- Look out.
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124. Look out.
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125. Dang, man.
I gotta say, I am impressed.
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126. I saw you go for the rocket,
I couldn't figure what you were doing.
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127. Then it hit me.
You didn't want no one hurt...
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128. even if you took the fragging yourself.
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129. You actually care about them geeks.
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130. They're human beings.
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131. Yeah, well,
they're gonna have to make do...
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132. without their
big blue babysitter from now on.
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133. See, someone's paying me
a heap of cash for your carcass...
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134. and the Main Man always delivers.
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135. Now the more you move,
the worse it'll hurt...
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136. so feel free to go crazy.
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137. Excuse me?
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138. Leave him alone. Go on, get out of here.
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139. Well, little lady...
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140. hello.
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141. Lois, stay back.
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142. Pipe down, junior.
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143. Lois, huh? Guess that means
you know this loser, right, honey buns?
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144. You his girlfriend or something?
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145. Drop dead.
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146. Of course, any babe with class would
rather be hanging with the Main Man.
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147. Why don't you show old Lobo
how classy you are?
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148. You pig.
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149. I like a babe who plays rough.
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150. Come on, let me have another.
Right here. Right...
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151. You dirty frigging, back-fragging,
son of a...
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152. Get maintenance teams on every floor.
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153. Put them on round the clock if you
have to. I want repairs completed...
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154. - Kill, Main, frag, destroy.
- Immediately.
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155. - Are you all right?
- Are you all right?
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156. - I'm fine
- I'm fine. Gotta go.
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157. Give him one for me. Make it a dozen.
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158. Last call?
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159. Already?
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160. Get up.
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161. I said, get up.
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162. You ain't half the boy scout
you're cracked up to be.
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163. Looks like I'm in for a real fight.
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164. Think I'll take five until I'm ready
to resume kicking...
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165. the collective butts of you
and everyone else on this dung heap. Ciao!
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166. You've never tested the vehicle
in deep space before...
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167. let alone under combat conditions.
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168. I can't risk that maniac
coming back to Earth, professor.
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169. I've got one chance to drive him away,
and I'm taking it.
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170. Sensors have picked
up his bike's ion trail.
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171. He's close. But I can't get a definite fix.
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172. - Lobo calling.
- Hi there.
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173. Okay, frag-face, let's tango.
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174. I guess the only way to reason with you
is to take away your toy.
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175. Hands off my hog.
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176. Lobo has lured the Kryptonian into range.
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177. Excellent. Fire when ready.
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178. Lights out, Clyde.
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179. This can't be.
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180. Krypton?
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181. No, but an incredible simulation.
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182. Let me guess. You're the one
who hired Lobo to get me.
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183. I do what I must to preserve species
threatened with extinction.
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184. You are the last Kryptonian.
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185. Therefore, your place is here.
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186. I think not!
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187. Like Krypton's red sun...
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188. this light cancels the unnatural abilities
given to you by the yellow sun of Earth.
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189. I always strive for complete accuracy.
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190. Swell.
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191. Hey, monkey, want a banana?
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192. When I get out, I'm shoving
that arrogant smirk right down your throat.
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193. Oh, yeah.
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194. You know, I believe that Lois gal
might be getting a tad lonely...
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195. now that you're doing time
in a cosmic petting zoo.
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196. Maybe I'll go back and cheer her up.
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197. Of course, I do have to collect
the bounty on this geek first.
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198. Emperor Spewge got a bad temper
on him.
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199. Adios, wrinkles. You want any more
rare dorks snagged, you got my number.
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200. Actually, there is one other being
I need for my collection:
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201. The last Zarnian.
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202. That's rich. I'm the last Zarnian.
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203. I fragged the rest of the planet
for my high school science project.
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204. Gave myself an A.
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205. You ugly, two-timing...
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206. big fragger. You...
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207. just carved your own headstone.
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208. Nobody...
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209. double-crosses the Main Man.
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210. Nobody.
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