1. Look at that. The only thing holding...
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2. - ... that dress up is faith.
- Hey, come on.
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3. - Someone's coming!
- It's Lex! She's with him!
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4. Great!
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5. Lex, over here.
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6. It's the paparazzi wolves trying to get
a scent of Lex's latest lady friend.
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7. Not that I read the gossip columns
or anything...
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8. but I hear they're quite an item.
Maybe I should warn her about him.
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9. - No.
- Who is she?
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10. The trendy fashion designer, L.L.
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11. L.L.? Lana Lang?
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12. - Lana!
- L.L., over here!
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13. Give us a smile.
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14. - What a couple.
- Lana, are the jewels real?
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15. Everything is real, boys.
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16. Lana.
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17. Sorry, no more questions.
I am here to work.
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18. - What's Lana doing with Luthor?
- You know her?
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19. - We used to date.
- Get out.
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20. - In high school.
- She's certainly come up in the world.
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21. From Smallville, I mean.
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22. - Lana!
- Marco, darling. Save me some dessert.
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23. Mr. Luthor.
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24. Mr. Eelan. Make me happy.
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25. The buyers are definitely interested,
but they insist on a demonstration.
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26. Fine. Arrange it.
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27. Finished. You look fabulous.
Now go out there and wow the crowd.
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28. We like your dress.
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29. Thank you.
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30. And we'd like it now!
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31. Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Put me down!
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32. Put me down!
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33. Lana?
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34. Let me go, you fashion-disabled Amazon!
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35. Keep your mouth shut, missy.
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36. We got a room where you're gonna
slip into something less expensive.
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37. Look out!
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38. Maybe you ladies haven't
heard about me.
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39. Yeah, we heard.
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40. You like to save people.
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41. I imagine you hear this a lot,
but, thanks.
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42. Hold on.
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43. Red, blue, yellow. Primary, but it works
in a superhero-ish kind of way.
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44. - Let me guess, Martha sewed it for you.
- What?
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45. - By the way, Clark, how are the folks?
- Lana!
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46. Over here, men.
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47. Lana, are you all right?
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48. I'm fine, Lex, thanks to Superman.
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49. You know, this is the first time
I've been happy that alien showed up.
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50. Me too.
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51. - I still don't see how you knew.
- Oh, come on, Clark.
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52. Just because I'm gorgeous
doesn't mean I'm stupid.
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53. I saw you do the amazing things
in high school...
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54. then Superman shows up in Metropolis
the same time as you do.
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55. How do you know when
I showed up in Metropolis?
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56. I've been keeping track.
Root beer float?
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57. - See? I didn't forget.
- Lana, I've come to warn you.
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58. About Lex. I know. Everyone has.
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59. Powerful men get those kinds
of reputations.
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60. And I like powerful men.
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61. Lana, this is no joke. That man
Luthor was speaking with tonight...
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62. he's a known arms dealer, responsible
for the deaths of thousands of people.
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63. And you think Lex is buying
weapons through him?
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64. No. Selling.
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65. I think Luthor's got a stockpile
he's trying to unload.
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66. Well, you're wrong.
Besides, I know how to handle Lex.
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67. I know how to handle most men, in fact.
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68. It's only Clark Kent I've ever had
any trouble pinning down.
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69. - For me, Lana, just be careful.
- For you, Clark, anything.
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70. I just want to know what Superman
was doing in your apartment last night.
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71. And I want to know what business
you have spying on me.
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72. Are you jealous?
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73. - Let's just say I'm curious.
- He wanted to be sure I was all right.
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74. And to warn me about you.
He said you were a bad boy.
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75. And what did you say?
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76. I said I liked bad boys.
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77. - Your 11:30's here, Mr. Luthor.
- Show him in. Business.
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78. - Well?
- The merchandise is ready to ship.
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79. When the client agrees to the terms,
the deal will go through.
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80. I've arranged for a demonstration.
I think they'll be impressed.
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81. - Where?
- Down by the old Carter Mill, 1:00.
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82. I'm telling you, she heard everything.
I should take her for a nice little ride.
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83. - No!
- But she was listening.
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84. Of course she was listening.
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85. A woman like that is going to be curious
about things, especially me.
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86. Anyway, what does it matter? She couldn't
possibly have understood what it meant.
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87. - Hello.
- Clark, it's Lana. You were right.
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88. And the deal's going down today.
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89. The rifle shoots a microwave beam,
exciting electrons to their highest state.
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90. - Nothing's happening.
- Wait.
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91. I'm gonna like this gun.
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92. I think it's deer season.
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93. Sorry. It's only open season
on terrorists.
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94. I should warn you, it's been done.
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95. The terrorists are keeping
their mouths shut.
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96. But those weapons had Luthor written
all over them.
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97. I wish I knew where he was
keeping them stockpiled.
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98. Don't forget, you still have me.
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99. Oh, no, I don't.
It's too dangerous.
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100. - But we make such a perfect team.
- No.
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101. I could be your trusty sidekick,
your Dr. Watson, your Batgirl.
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102. - Definitely no.
- I still have feelings for you, Clark.
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103. I knew it the minute I saw you.
Don't pretend you didn't feel something.
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104. Let me prove to you how good
we could be together.
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105. Lana, I don't...
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106. I've seen enough.
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107. I'm glad you could finally make
time for me, Lana.
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108. I was beginning to think
you were trying to avoid me.
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109. You're not getting rid of me, Lex.
I'm sticking to you like glue.
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110. Then I'll see you tonight for dinner.
Mercy will pick you up at 7.
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111. It's Eelan.
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112. - Yes?
- There's a problem.
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113. I don't care.
I want you in Central City waiting.
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114. The client expects the shipment to be
ready tonight. There'd better not be...
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115. any surprise visitors this time.
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116. - Hello?
- Clark, I've been trying to reach you all day.
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117. The reason you haven't been able to
find the merchandise in Metropolis is...
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118. it isn't in Metropolis.
It's in Central City.
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119. - Our friend has a factory there.
- How do you know this?
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120. I overheard him.
Oh, Clark, this is how it could be forever.
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121. Me ferreting out crooks,
you catching them.
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122. Lana, I told you I didn't want you
spying on Lex anymore.
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123. I wasn't. I was sitting right next to him.
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124. - Lana.
- That must be the limo. Gotta run.
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125. Remember, Central City is 500 miles away.
I suggest you schedule a flight.
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126. Lana, wait!
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127. Sorry I'm late.
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128. - Where's Mercy?
- Sorry, no mercy tonight.
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129. Just heard from Eelan.
Should I cancel your dinner reservations?
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130. Get out.
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131. Get out!
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132. Let me go, you maniac!
Help! Help!
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133. That won't do you any good, Ms. Lang.
Nobody's here.
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134. The factory is automated
because of the lead fumes.
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135. There's so much lead residue on the walls,
Superman couldn't see through them.
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136. Even if he weren't in Central City.
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137. You're right, Eelan. I couldn't see you,
but my hearing's pretty good.
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138. What are you doing here?
I thought you'd be in Central City.
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139. You overheard too much.
It was too easy.
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140. I knew Central City had to be a setup,
so I followed you.
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141. Hurry. You'll be safe in here.
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142. He calls this safe?
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143. Yes!
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144. Help! Help!
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145. Clark! Clark!
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146. You're a mess.
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147. Lana! Going somewhere?
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148. To Paris for the unveiling of the
spring line. I think my strengths...
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149. - ... are in fashion, not crime-fighting.
- Lana, you know I really care about you.
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150. - You're like...
- Clark Kent, if you say I'm like...
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151. a sister to you, I'm going back to Lex.
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152. Sorry. But I know you'll find
that special person someday.
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153. So will you. You deserve it.
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154. - Someone quiet, understanding, patient.
- Hey, Smallville.
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155. Get your tail in here.
Perry's got an assignment for us.
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156. Remember, if you ever change your mind
about me, feel free to fly on up any time.
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157. Kent!
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158. Coming.
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