1. Previously on
"Superman & Lois"...
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2. Sounds like your daughter
wanted to be in your life,
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3. but you just couldn't walk
away from revenge summer camp.
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4. I thought I was gonna die.
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5. - Otis Grisham.
- Luthor must have sent him.
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6. Luthor!
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7. We are going to end you.
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8. I always knew
Superman was a façade.
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9. Now, they see who
you really are!
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10. Luthor will keep
sending people
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11. unless we don't
keep it a secret.
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12. My name is Clark Kent,
and I am Superman.
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13. - You're doing this wrong.
- What are you thinking?
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14. The first thing we need to do
is get you a killer suit.
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15. The board's excited you
agreed to do the interview.
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16. They think it'll go a long way
towards public perception
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17. and help drive our
stock price up.
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18. Bash even asked me to
pass along his gratitude.
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19. I'm not doing this for Bash.
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20. He doesn't need to know that.
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21. Is Milton set?
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22. The appointment's
in less than an hour.
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23. That'll give him enough time
to get it done.
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24. That should do it, sir.
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25. Not bad.
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26. I'm trusting you, Amanda.
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27. This needs to work.
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28. It will.
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29. After today, the whole world
is going to be on your side.
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30. If you need anything,
let us know.
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31. I'm gonna talk to
General Hardcastle.
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32. This is not what I meant
by keeping things
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33. as normal as possible.
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34. She was just trying to
keep the looky-loos away.
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35. You OK?
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36. My hands won't stop sweating.
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37. Everything's gonna be fine.
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38. This "scanxiety" is real.
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39. I just want to know
one way or the other,
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40. do I still have cancer or not?
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41. Yeah.
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42. Day by day.
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43. That's how I got this far.
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44. And we're gonna
get through this,
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45. no matter what the results are.
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46. They are a little sweaty.
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47. Hey, guys, check this out.
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48. Jamie Kennedy texted us.
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49. Called us the Super Twins.
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50. What's wrong?
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51. Today's your
mother's checkup.
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52. Oh, my gosh.
We completely forgot.
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53. Mom, I'm so sorry.
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54. It's OK.
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55. There's been a lot
going on around here.
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56. Well, do you want us
to come with you?
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57. No. Go have fun with
Nat and Candice.
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58. You sure?
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59. Mm-hmm.
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60. We'll let you know
what happens.
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61. - Love you, Mom.
- Love you.
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62. Love you.
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63. You ready?
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64. All right.
Got to get going.
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65. The movie's starting soon.
- Hold on.
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66. We need to go over these
schematics before you leave.
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67. Well, if anything's wrong,
we could just fix it tomorrow.
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68. Bug, the deadline's today,
not tomorrow.
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69. The DOD has strict guidelines.
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70. If we're gonna keep
building weapons for them
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71. and not just be in the field,
it needs to work.
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72. Fine.
I'll skip the movie.
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73. Are you sure you want
to keep doing this?
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74. Of course.
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75. It's just, we work a lot.
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76. That's not gonna change.
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77. Bug, this kind of job,
leading a team like Squad K,
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78. there's always something to do.
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79. And I'll do it.
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80. Because you want to,
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81. or because you told your
grandfather you would
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82. right before he died?
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83. Clark is back.
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84. The boys have powers.
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85. I mean, if you're
having second thoughts,
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86. now's the time to tell me.
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87. I've got to text Jon
that I'm not going.
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88. You know what?
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89. I got it.
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90. Go. Have some fun.
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91. Thanks, Dad.
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92. - John, a vehicular accident
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93. on County Road Q
has been reported.
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94. Isn't Lois's checkup today?
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95. I told Clark
I'd cover for them.
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96. Come on, let's go.
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97. Got him.
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98. - Somebody help me!
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99. Get the fire.
I got the driver.
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100. Copy.
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101. Please, please.
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102. I can't get out.
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103. My seatbelt's stuck.
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104. Just stop moving.
I got you.
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105. Oh, thank you.
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106. Thank you so much.
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107. You're buying all that?
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108. It seems like a lot.
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109. Candice never
texted me back,
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110. so I wasn't sure
what she wanted.
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111. Don't think that you can
just park your truck in our lot
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112. and go to the movies because
you're, like, celebrities now.
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113. Are you still mad at me
for quitting?
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114. Yep, so move your truck.
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115. OK.
$27.16.
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116. Did you hear that?
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117. What, are you gonna
pay for this or—
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118. It's kind of crazy.
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119. What are they here for?
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120. Oh, my God.
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121. There they are!
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122. For us.
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123. Jordan's so hot.
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124. Nat's.
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125. - I love you, guys.
- Dude, come on.
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126. This doesn't seem normal.
I mean, what's taking so long?
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127. My ultrasound was
a half an hour ago.
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128. I'm sure they're
just being thorough.
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129. Yeah, but that's why I
scheduled it for the morning,
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130. was to minimize
the freakin' wait.
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131. - So sorry for the delay, Lois.
- It's OK.
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132. Or is it?
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133. Here's the card for
Dr. Gore's office.
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134. He's a good friend of mine.
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135. I want you to call him
first thing tomorrow
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136. to schedule your surgery.
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137. Surgery?
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138. Skin's healing nicely.
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139. No lumps,
no lymphedema in the arms.
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140. You're done with your
treatments, Lois.
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141. I'm done.
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142. You did it, babe.
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143. I think Bazoombas
is in order tonight.
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144. Invite everyone.
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145. We are celebrating
like high schoolers
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146. whose parents are out of town.
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147. OK, but we have
high schoolers.
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148. Yes.
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149. And tonight, their parents
are out of town.
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150. - This was Lois Lane.
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151. - And that's why you're
speaking out now.
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152. - I felt that after months
of trying to reconcile,
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153. it was finally time
for me to go on record,
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154. tell the public the truth
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155. about the world's
most famous reporter.
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156. Remind the audience.
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157. How many years were
you imprisoned?
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158. 17.
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159. 17 years for a crime
you didn't commit.
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160. That must have been frustrating
knowing you were innocent.
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161. I always knew the truth
would come out eventually,
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162. but I'd be lying if I said
my faith didn't waver.
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163. Of course.
Of course.
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164. And so it must have come
as quite the surprise
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165. when Lois Lane, the reporter
who famously linked Lex Luthor
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166. to Boss Moxie's murder,
ends up publishing
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167. the article exonerating you.
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168. Not really.
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169. Not really?
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170. Ms. Lane always knew
I was innocent.
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171. It was her friend,
Peia Mannheim,
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172. who, in fact,
committed those crimes.
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173. But taking down
a billionaire
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174. always makes for
a better story.
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175. Of course,
a much better story.
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176. And yet, Ms. Lane claims to
only have met Ms. Mannheim
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177. most recently when they
were both receiving
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178. chemotherapy treatments
at Hob's Bay.
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179. Convenient alibi.
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180. How so?
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181. Look, after Ms. Mannheim
almost leveled
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182. half of Metropolis,
there was no more hiding
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183. what her true abilities were.
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184. Hmm.
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185. Lois knew people
would connect
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186. the dots to Moxie's murder,
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187. so she got out,
in front of the story.
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188. That doesn't hide
the fact that she lied.
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189. She lied?
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190. Did she ever reach out
to apologize?
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191. I went to her,
hoping to hear she was sorry,
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192. even thought about
moving LuthorCorp
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193. to Smallville to bring jobs
to her community.
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194. Instead, Lois accused me
of other crimes
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195. without any evidence,
threatening that she was
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196. going to put me away again.
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197. And then she turned
the town against me.
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198. Well, that sounds like
the single worst apology
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199. I have ever heard in my life.
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200. Me, too.
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201. And I was in prison
for 17 years.
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202. 17 years.
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203. Lex Luthor, tell me,
what brings you here?
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204. Now, what is it that you hope
to get from Lois Lane?
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205. The truth.
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206. The truth hardly
seems likely,
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207. given the smear campaign
she's waged against you
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208. all these years.
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209. Lois Lane claims to be
a champion for justice.
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210. Hmm.
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211. If she really
believes that,
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212. then I challenge her
to come here and debate me,
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213. face to face.
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214. Face to face would be a
fascinating exchange.
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215. When and where would
that take place?
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216. Tonight.
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217. You do have a 7 o'clock show,
don't you?
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218. Yes.
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219. Yes, we do.
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220. Well, this is—
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221. this is quite the development.
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222. Lois Lane, if you're watching—
and let's face it, who isn't?
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223. Mr. Lex Luthor
and the "Godfrey!" Crew
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224. will be right here
at 7:00 PM sharp.
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225. The question the rest
of America wants to know is,
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226. will you?
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227. More "Godfrey!"
right after this.
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228. I should've known he was
planning something like this.
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229. This isn't like Luthor.
He hates being on TV.
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230. Well, he looked pretty
comfortable to me.
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231. He's just trying to
get under your skin.
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232. Yeah, well,
mission accomplished.
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233. But if he thinks I will not
confront him on camera—
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234. - Lois.
- What?
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235. I have the truth
on my side, Clark,
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236. not to mention, a star witness.
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237. Otis Grisham is
the only witness
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information on Luthor,
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239. and the DOD has not made
a deal with his lawyers yet.
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240. But when they do,
Otis will testify
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241. that Luthor ordered him
to murder Lana,
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242. among other things.
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243. Which is why Luthor is
trying to draw you out.
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244. If he discredits you publicly,
he can plant doubt
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245. ahead of Otis's testimony.
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246. My reputation is
at stake, Clark.
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247. He just called me a liar in
front of a national audience.
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248. Because he's desperate.
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249. He is trying to trip you up,
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250. knowing that after
Otis's testimony,
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251. he won't have any moves left.
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252. Well, I can't just
sit here and do nothing.
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253. OK, OK.
So let's go to the office.
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254. You can write a rebuttal,
which I will proof after.
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255. What, for spelling errors?
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256. I was thinking more like
the colorful language.
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257. Fine.
I'll get my keys.
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258. Oh, hey, now that
everybody knows I can fly—
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259. Oh.
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260. Unfamiliar pattern recognition.
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261. It's a simple question.
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262. My apologies.
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263. The remaining showtimes for
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264. "Honey, I Shrunk
the Slaughter Cabin"
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265. are 12:15, 3:10,
6:50, 9:30, B13.
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266. Maybe we should do 9:30
so the crowds die down?
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267. Yeah, but that movie won't
get out until after 11:00.
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268. And I don't think Candice
can stay that late.
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269. Well, where is she anyways?
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270. I thought you told her
to meet us here.
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271. She's probably fighting
off the paparazzi.
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272. Yeah, or one of those
screaming fan girls
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273. I saw out there.
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274. Did you hear that
Jamie Kennedy friended Jon?
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277. OK.
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278. It's not that big of a deal.
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279. He's really sensitive
about his social media feeds.
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280. No, I don't care about that.
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281. Candice just broke up with me.
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282. Any word?
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283. Lois probably still
believes that she
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284. can avoid coming on tonight.
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285. This had better work.
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286. You look handsome.
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287. And feel like a fraud.
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288. Just because
something is new
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289. doesn't mean that
it isn't right.
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290. There.
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291. Why are you doing this?
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292. Because it's my job.
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293. Don't avoid the question.
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294. You and I both
want the same thing.
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295. This is how we get it.
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296. You really think
you know what I want?
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297. Every time we're together,
I can see it in your eyes,
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298. in the way you look at me.
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299. Tell me I'm wrong.
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300. You're not the only one
who knows how this ends.
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301. We still need Lois if
this is going to work.
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302. She'll be here.
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303. Be sure to get touched up
before going back on.
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304. I need to check in with Milton.
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305. It feels like we're
working in a fishbowl.
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306. Uh, there's a lot
of profanity in here,
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307. even for you.
- What?
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308. It's a first draft.
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309. I had to get it
out of my system.
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310. There's a problem with Otis.
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311. Please tell me
he's not trying
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313. Officers found him hanging
in his cell half an hour ago.
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314. The warden was claiming
it was a suicide.
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315. - What?
- It had to be Luthor.
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317. But however he did it, Luthor
managed to cover his tracks.
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318. Did anyone get
Otis on record?
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319. The prosecutor wasn't set to
meet with him until tomorrow.
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320. Lois, I'm sorry.
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321. You have got to be—
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322. I'm doing the interview,
Clark.
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323. OK, that brick was clearly
thrown by a plant from Luthor.
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324. Yeah, and he's gonna
keep sending more people
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325. to throw more bricks,
or bombs, or whatever.
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326. I really think a rebuttal
is still the way to go.
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327. - I want to do this.
- Lois.
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328. I've made up my mind.
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329. OK, but this is
at Luthor's penthouse
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330. with an interviewer
of his choosing.
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331. It is the definition of
home field advantage.
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332. So what?
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333. Even with my foggiest
radiation brain,
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334. I could destroy Luthor
in a debate.
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335. Sure, sure.
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336. But every time
Luthor's gone quiet,
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337. something happens that
we didn't see coming.
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338. What if this is
not just a debate?
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339. Well, then, it's a good thing
Superman will be there with me.
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340. No one saw who
threw the brick,
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341. but it should be
clear out there now.
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342. Great.
I'm gonna go get ready.
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343. Everything OK?
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344. I think this is
a really bad idea.
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345. I'm not talking about Lois.
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346. You didn't react to that
brick until after
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347. it came through the window.
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348. That was because I was
reading what Lois had written.
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349. I didn't see it
till it hit the glass.
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350. You didn't hear it
until then, either.
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351. My hearing hasn't been
the same since I came back.
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352. Why don't you
come by my garage
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353. and let me run some tests?
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354. I might be able to help
with your hearing.
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355. We flew here together.
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356. Gordon can't
just wait around.
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357. Without Lois Lane, I'm
afraid we're gonna have to go
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359. She'll be here.
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360. Look, I have a show
to produce.
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361. And I told you,
she'll be here.
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362. If you need me to
talk to Gordon, I will,
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363. but you're the one
who's going to look scared.
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364. - Is that her?
- I need to take this.
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365. Milton, where have you been?
Did everything go as planned?
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366. "Oh, help me, please!
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367. I'm so scared."
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368. Yeah, that dummy
totally bought it.
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369. How long until you can
get everything online?
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370. - Soon.
- Soon is not a time, Milton.
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371. Everything needs to be ready
by the time we go to air.
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372. Then maybe you should
let me get to work
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373. instead of pretending
like you're in charge.
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374. I am in charge.
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375. Yeah, keep telling
yourself that.
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376. Candice, you can't do this.
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377. Listen.
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378. You OK?
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379. It's over.
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380. What?
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381. No. Come on, man.
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382. I guess after
Dad's interview,
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383. people have been going
after Candice online,
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384. stalking her because
she's my girlfriend.
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385. And some of the comments
have been pretty intense.
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386. Sorry, dude.
That's really rough.
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387. I just thought after
everything we've been through,
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389. I mean, I took the blame
for her selling drugs.
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390. I mean, you did
kind of use those drugs.
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391. Not helping.
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392. Look, do you love her?
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393. Yeah.
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394. Then go do
something about it.
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395. I just tried that.
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396. No, not on the phone, dummy.
Go see her.
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397. - Right now?
- Yeah, right now.
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398. If she's the one that you love,
you have to fight for her.
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399. And you have to do it
before it's too late.
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400. Hey, don't look at me.
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401. I'm like the Costanza
of relationships.
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402. Anything I say,
you should do the opposite.
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403. Yeah, he is pretty terrible.
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404. The worst.
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405. All right.
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406. Are we gonna sit around
making fun of me,
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407. or are we gonna go get
your girlfriend back?
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408. Lex? Lex?
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409. Shut it down.
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410. What?
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411. There's too many variables.
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412. We talked about this.
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413. Too many things
out of my control.
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414. - This is going to work.
- Shut it down.
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415. - Lex.
- I said shut it down.
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416. No, you are not going to
walk away from this
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it wasn't your plan.
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418. We are going to finish
what we started.
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419. We got her.
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420. We got her!
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421. We got—we got her.
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422. Yes.
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423. "Godfrey!" crew, listen up.
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424. Lois Lane is on her way.
We go live in 30 minutes.
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425. This isn't like you.
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426. Your body isn't healing
like it used to.
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427. It's not that bad.
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428. Come here.
I want you to see for yourself.
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429. There's a lot of damage
around your cochlea.
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430. That happened when
I was fighting that thing.
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431. Yeah.
Some of it, maybe.
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432. But the arteries
in your inner ear
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433. are a lot more narrow
than they should be,
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435. OK, so, what,
the cells in my ear
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436. aren't regenerating anymore?
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437. It's more than that.
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438. Hearing loss is one of the
first signs of heart disease.
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439. Uh, but my heart's fine.
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440. Well, maybe for a 60-year-old
like Sam, but not for you.
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441. Have you noticed
any other changes?
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442. Um, I'm not as
strong as I used to be.
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443. Uh, more tired.
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444. Uh, this scar on my chest
still hasn't healed.
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445. Hmm.
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446. None of that's gonna change.
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447. In fact, I think it's
probably only gonna get worse.
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448. You have a human heart now.
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449. Its muscle cells will
eventually degenerate,
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450. and that's gonna affect
your entire body.
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451. Wait, wait, wait.
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452. What are you saying?
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453. All of the powers
that you have,
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454. all of your abilities,
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455. they're starting to fade.
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456. Maybe not this year
or even this decade,
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457. but one day,
you're gonna wake up,
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458. and you're not gonna
be Superman anymore.
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459. Superman's here.
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460. Metropolis twice
in one day?
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461. Seems you've been busy.
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462. You knew about my
doctor's appointment?
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463. I hope you got the
results you wanted.
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464. Let me guess.
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465. This little dog and
pony show was your idea?
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466. Oh, I'm just a believer
in journalism that
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467. shows both sides of an issue.
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468. This is not journalism.
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469. It's all volume, no substance.
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470. Ouch.
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471. Well, that would hurt
if our ratings weren't
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472. right through the roof.
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473. Gordon Godfrey.
Good to see you.
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474. Thanks for coming down
on such short notice.
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475. Didn't have much of a choice.
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476. I see your point.
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477. And Superman.
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478. Superman.
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479. Superman in the building.
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480. Let me tell you, it is—
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481. it's quite an honor.
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482. It's just Clark.
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483. Oh, is it? OK.
Well, just Clark, I should be—
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484. I should be cross
with you for giving
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485. that exclusive to Janet Olsen.
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486. That hack?
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487. Why that was a
Nielsen gift basket
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489. I can tell you that much.
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490. Can we just get this
over with?
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491. Sure.
Let's do that.
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492. I'm Switzerland, all right?
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493. Totally impartial.
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494. I just want to give
you and Lex Luthor
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495. a chance to tell your
version of the events.
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496. - My version's the truth.
- Of course.
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497. Um, why don't we, uh,
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498. kick you on over to make up,
have Sandy touch you up?
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499. This is television, not print.
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500. And then we'll get
the show on the road.
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501. What do you think?
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502. You're gonna be great.
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503. Be right here.
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504. Sandy.
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505. Don't worry, big guy.
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506. I'll take good care of her.
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507. I never met Peia Mannheim
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508. until after I started
my cancer treatment.
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509. And yet earlier, Lex Luthor
implied that wasn't true.
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510. Can you prove it?
- Can he?
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511. I mean, he's the one claiming
I knew Peia for years.
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512. Where's the evidence?
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513. I think the circumstances
speak for themselves.
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514. Moving on.
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516. Before we came on air,
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517. you told me about Superman
assaulting you in Smallville.
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518. Clark didn't assault him.
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519. He came to my home and
called me out to fight.
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520. How would you describe that?
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521. You're the one who
had red solar lights
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522. installed to dull his powers.
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523. For protection.
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524. I knew your husband
would come for me.
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525. Because you had tried to have
Lana Lang murdered in her home.
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526. Well, that—that is
quite a serious accusation.
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527. Which Mayor Lang
will corroborate.
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528. Mayor Lang, your friend.
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529. Just like Otis Grisham,
the man who attacked her,
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530. is your friend.
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531. I'll admit that I knew
Otis from my time
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532. at Stryker's,
but we weren't friends.
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533. Far from it.
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534. In fact, Otis and
his friends beat me
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535. to within an inch of my life.
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536. And yet he's been working
for you ever since you got out.
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537. Then you must have evidence,
a payout, photos of him
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538. and I together,
maybe his testimony.
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539. Otis was found hanging in
his cell three hours ago.
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540. And let me guess.
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541. I'm the one that murdered him?
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542. I think the circumstances
speak for themselves.
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543. Hmm.
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544. You see, the difference
between you and me
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545. is that when
I make an accusation,
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546. I have evidence to back it up.
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547. Luthor, get out here!
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548. This is over.
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549. We are going to end you.
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550. You and your wife need to
stop trying to set me up.
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551. Stop lying!
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552. Jon, what—what
are you doing here?
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553. My Aunt Peggy, she's gonna
freak out if she sees you.
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554. OK.
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555. Please, just talk to me.
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556. OK?
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557. You owe me at least that much.
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558. OK.
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559. Look, I meant what
I said earlier.
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560. Look, I know everything
is crazy right now.
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561. But do you know a reporter
came to my work this morning?
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562. She wanted to pay me to
talk about dating you.
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563. Really?
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564. Yeah, and it was
a lot of money.
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565. More than I make in
a month waitressing.
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566. - Well, then do it. I—
- No. Don't.
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567. - I don't care.
- It's not just that.
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568. I mean, Jamie Kennedy
sent me a friend request.
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569. Hey, like, how weird is that?
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570. Yeah.
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571. That's not cool.
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572. Please, Jon, just go.
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573. OK?
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574. I can't do this anymore.
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575. It's too much.
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576. OK.
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577. But first, look me in the eye
and tell me you don't love me.
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578. - Jon, stop.
- No, seriously.
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579. Tell me you don't love me,
and I'll leave right now.
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580. OK?
You never have to see me again.
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581. How's Matteo?
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582. Good, I think.
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583. I mean, I've been working so
much, I barely see him, so—
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584. Do you like it,
working at the DOD?
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585. Sometimes.
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586. Doesn't really sound like it.
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587. Yeah, I guess it doesn't.
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588. Why don't you just quit?
I did it.
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589. Yeah, and how long
did that last?
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590. It just feels like
for people like us,
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591. once you're in it, you're in.
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592. There's no going back.
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593. I wouldn't be too sure.
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594. After which,
Lois breaks into my apartment
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595. with her other
superpowered son.
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596. Jon didn't even
have powers then.
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597. Sure he didn't.
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598. Well, I have to say,
Ms. Lane,
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599. this evidence is
quite convincing.
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600. Of course you'd say that.
You helped set up this ambush.
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601. Ambush?
Please.
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602. I'm just doing my job
as a journalist.
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603. Editorializing isn't
being a journalist.
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604. It's being a carnival barker.
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605. Ha!
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606. Fortunately,
when I make an accusation,
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607. I also have something
to back it up,
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608. or, in this case, someone.
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609. Oh, let me guess.
Your husband?
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610. No, his daughter.
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611. Do it now, Milton.
Hurry.
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612. She's in France,
waiting for my call.
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613. Nice, Lois.
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614. Hey, what's going on
with my computer?
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615. Sorry, but it's not your
computer anymore, John.
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616. Now, just hold on
while I finish
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617. making the final preparations.
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618. Final preparations for what?
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619. For you to kill Superman.
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620. Some nice toys
you've built, John.
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621. A little rudimentary,
but I can work with that.
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622. Shut down protocol, A-172.
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623. Oh, that's not
going to work, John.
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624. Backdoor Alpha Turning Point!
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625. You will not stop this
from happening.
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626. Not so smart now,
are you, John?
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627. That should shut
you up, whoever you are.
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628. Still here, John.
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629. Don't think you
can outsmart me.
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630. Now, how about you and I
take this suit for a ride?
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631. I'm telling you,
Mykonos is crazy.
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632. Like, there's just
music everywhere.
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633. The water is, like,
the bluest you've ever seen.
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634. - I'm so jealous.
- Yeah. Me, too.
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635. You don't have to be.
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636. Yeah.
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637. I mean, I can kind of fly
you there whenever you like,
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638. if Aunt Peggy's cool with that.
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639. Oh, my God.
That would be amazing.
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640. - Jon, do you hear that?
- Yeah.
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641. It kind of sounds like
your suit.
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642. That's not possible.
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643. Dude, it's coming fast.
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644. Y-yeah. I got this.
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645. Do not bring
Elizabeth into this.
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646. You're the one
who drove her away
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647. so that you could keep
harassing my family.
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648. So let me get this straight.
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649. You're saying that his
daughter will confirm this?
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650. Yes.
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651. This is not what I agreed to.
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652. Hear for yourself.
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653. Clark?
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654. Clark?
Someone hijacked my suit.
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655. I can't control it.
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656. What the hell was that?
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657. Are you OK?
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658. Superman.
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659. - Jordan!
- Oh, my God.
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660. Shutdown protocol, A-172.
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661. Is there anything
you can do to shut it down?
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662. Nothing's working.
I'm locked out.
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663. You're gonna have to stop it.
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664. The sooner, the better.
- Hold on!
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665. Jon? Jon?
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666. Jon, are you OK?
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667. Memory Wipe Avery Reboot!
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668. Alpha Turning Point!
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669. Vapor Lock Protocol!
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670. It worked.
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671. Shutdown Protocol A-172.
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672. Jon!
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673. Candice.
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674. Jon, thank God you're OK.
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675. It's—wait.
It's starting—
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676. It's starting to lose power.
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677. System failure?
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678. You got to be kidding me.
How is this possible?
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679. It's over.
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680. You can't beat Superman.
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681. You mean your mediocre
engineering can't?
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682. Not to worry.
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683. This suit just needs
some upgrades
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684. from someone smarter than you.
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685. Later, John.
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686. Ah.
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687. Quiet on set, please.
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688. And we go in 3, 2, 1.
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689. Action.
"Godfrey!"
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690. For the past 20 years,
we have read countless stories
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691. about Superman,
the Man of Steel,
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692. the majority of which come from
one single source, Lois Lane.
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693. Only recently do we find out...
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694. That Lois Lane is not just
some impartial reporter,
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695. recounting the events
of a friendly alien do-gooder.
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696. No, folks.
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697. In fact, Lois Lane
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698. is Superman's wife.
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699. His wife.
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700. Flash forward to this evening,
when that same Miss Lane
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701. accuses billionaire
philanthropist Lex Luthor
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702. of attempted murder,
a serious charge, to be sure.
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703. But before she can lay out even
a single shred of evidence,
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704. why, Superman, her husband,
destroys Lex Luthor's property,
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705. conveniently ending
our debate
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706. in a spectacle of mayhem
and broken glass.
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707. And I'm the carnival barker?
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708. I don't think so.
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709. The question that's bouncing
around in my head
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710. and, no doubt, dear viewer,
in yours, is simple.
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711. Can Lois Lane be trusted?
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712. Can she?
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713. Well, I, for one,
am very eager to find out.
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714. And we will,
if Lois Lane has the guts
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715. to return to your
favorite program
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716. with your favorite host,
Godfrey.
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717. Have a glorious evening,
every—
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718. You were right.
I should have run a rebuttal.
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719. I'm pretty sure we have
bigger problems than that.
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720. What is it?
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721. Earlier today,
John Henry ran some tests.
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722. Bash can't stop texting me.
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723. He thinks tonight made you
more sympathetic than ever.
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724. This almost failed.
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725. Lois was seconds away from
getting Elizabeth on the air.
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726. But she didn't, and
I would never let that happen.
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727. No, you wouldn't.
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728. You're not wrong.
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729. About?
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730. What we both want.
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731. Milton.
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732. Did everything work out?
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733. We got it.
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734. Everything OK?
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735. You were right about Grandpa.
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736. I was doing it just for him,
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737. but now it's for me.
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738. OK.
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739. Do you really think
Lex Luthor did all of this?
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740. It's the only thing
that makes sense.
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741. Yeah, but this world's Luthor
isn't a computer genius, is he?
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742. No, but it doesn't mean
he isn't working with one.
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743. What, someone like
Mr. Gorman from our world?
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744. Or someone better.
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745. Oh, uh, Candice wanted me
to thank you for being
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746. so brave tonight.
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747. I'm finally starting
to like her.
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748. Did something go wrong
at your appointment?
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749. All good.
No evidence of disease.
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750. Thank God.
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751. But your father has
something to tell you.
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752. Um...
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753. John Henry ran
some tests today.
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754. And it seems that even though
your grandfather's heart
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755. saved my life, um,
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756. it's not completely
compatible with my body.
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757. So, what, your heart's
just gonna stop working?
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758. Eventually, yeah.
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759. How long do you have?
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760. Maybe as long as
your grandfather
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761. would have had, maybe less.
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762. But the bigger problem with
what we're facing right now
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763. is that my powers are
starting to diminish.
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764. Diminish how?
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765. Every day,
I'm getting a little weaker.
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766. And it's gonna continue
like that until one day,
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767. I won't have any powers at all.
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768. How's it looking, Milton?
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769. Not bad, but I can make it
something far superior.
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770. Now, that's a killer suit.
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771. Greg, move your head.
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