1. Previously on
"Superman and Lois"...Copy !req
2. I was there the night
that that thing came,Copy !req
3. and I saw what happened
to your dad.Copy !req
4. Jordan told me
everything about your dadCopy !req
5. and who he really is.Copy !req
6. Sell me your farm,
you get $10 million.Copy !req
7. It's a lot of money
to turn down.Copy !req
8. It's nothing compared
to what you sacrificed.Copy !req
9. Aidy thinks I'm Superman,Copy !req
10. and I'm pretty sure
she's not the only one.Copy !req
11. When I first started out
as Superman in Metropolis,Copy !req
12. being a hero was easy.Copy !req
13. Excuse me, do you know
where Milledge Avenue is?Copy !req
14. In a big city like that,
I could disappearCopy !req
15. at a moment's notice.Copy !req
16. And I was just
another face in the crowd.Copy !req
17. In Smallville,
I was just Clark Kent.Copy !req
18. Why would anyone
suspect otherwise?Copy !req
19. But then I died.Copy !req
20. And some people saw
something, something thatCopy !req
21. raised questions about me.Copy !req
22. Breaking news out of
Metropolis this afternoon.Copy !req
23. A 1974 Model Helbing 562
twin-engine passenger aircraftCopy !req
24. originating from Milwaukee
and en route to AtlantaCopy !req
25. has blown both engines
just after takeoff.Copy !req
26. Oh, um, you know what?Copy !req
27. I think I—I left
my wallet in the car.Copy !req
28. I'll be right back.Copy !req
29. To keep you up to date
on any new developments.Copy !req
30. The 50-year-old aircraft
was dueCopy !req
31. to retire next month
after failingCopy !req
32. multiple safety inspections.
- Hold on there, Brian.Copy !req
33. It appears Superman has
arrived just in time.Copy !req
34. - Thanks, Isabel.Copy !req
35. Once again, Superman
arrives to save the dayCopy !req
36. and save countless lives.Copy !req
37. Found it.Copy !req
38. Investigators to the scene
to determine what caused this.Copy !req
39. You're back already?Copy !req
40. I just went
to the parking lot.Copy !req
41. Right, yes. Yeah, um.Copy !req
42. That is $15.46.Copy !req
43. You have got to be
kidding me.Copy !req
44. How did I miss step 27?Copy !req
45. Maybe we can help?Copy !req
46. Does it look
like I need help?Copy !req
47. - You're doing great, Mom.
- No, you don't need help.Copy !req
48. This is supposed to be a
nice gift for Chrissy and Kyle.Copy !req
49. Oh, everything okay?Copy !req
50. Of course everything's okay.
Is everything okay with you?Copy !req
51. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm good.Copy !req
52. Just making some progress
on my list.Copy !req
53. You mean your
"convince everyoneCopy !req
54. you're not Superman" list?Copy !req
55. Look, too many people
are getting suspicious.Copy !req
56. We gotta put the genie
back in the bottleCopy !req
57. before it's too late,
so I'm crossing Denise OloweCopy !req
58. off my list, which
just leaves Aidy Manning and—Copy !req
59. Coach Gaines.Copy !req
60. Yeah, he's next.Copy !req
61. The secret's very important,Copy !req
62. so we all have to do
whatever it takes.Copy !req
63. Well, good luck with that.Copy !req
64. We're gonna go see a movie.Copy !req
65. Any news on Luthor?Copy !req
66. He just went back to his
old apartment in Metropolis.Copy !req
67. He should be in prison.Copy !req
68. Has John Henry
gotten Otis to talk?Copy !req
69. Not yet, but he says
it's just a matter of time.Copy !req
70. He better hurry.Copy !req
71. The last time Luthor
went this quiet,Copy !req
72. he created a monster that
literally killed you.Copy !req
73. - Just imagine it.Copy !req
74. It has multiple rooms, laundry
that doesn't require quarters.Copy !req
75. Oh, look at that.Copy !req
76. A backyard for
family barbecues.Copy !req
77. And we can have
an actual nursery.Copy !req
78. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
79. Our baby deserves
a nursery, Kyle.Copy !req
80. Yeah.Copy !req
81. This house is just perfect.Copy !req
82. Well, how much
does perfect cost?Copy !req
83. Oh.Copy !req
84. Oh, well, that is—Copy !req
85. Totally out of our budget.
I know.Copy !req
86. I shouldn't have even
been looking at it.Copy !req
87. No, no. Hey.Copy !req
88. Look, you and I, we—
we need a perfect houseCopy !req
89. because we're about to have
a perfect baby.Copy !req
90. So if this is the one,
then we'll figure outCopy !req
91. a way to make it work, okay?Copy !req
92. Okay.Copy !req
93. - Hey, Coach.Copy !req
94. Hey, hey, Kent.Copy !req
95. You here to accept
my job offer?Copy !req
96. It's a pretty good salary
for an assistant coach.Copy !req
97. But a guy like you is worth it.Copy !req
98. I'm afraid I have to decline.Copy !req
99. Is this about the boys
not playing?Copy !req
100. Because I'm working on that.Copy !req
101. You can stop working on it.Copy !req
102. And I didn't entirely
appreciate the girls comment.Copy !req
103. It's not really a reason
someone should play football.Copy !req
104. Who said anything
about girls?Copy !req
105. I simply said that football is
a super way to build character,Copy !req
106. which your boys are gonna need
if they're gonna followCopy !req
107. in their father's footsteps.Copy !req
108. Well, frankly, the last time
Jonathan was on the team,Copy !req
109. he took drugs, so.Copy !req
110. I don't think he needed them.Copy !req
111. I don't think
anybody needs drugs.Copy !req
112. You know what I mean.Copy !req
113. I—I'm not sure I do. Um.Copy !req
114. Oh, hey, Coach,
you're gonna want to watch—Copy !req
115. ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
116. - Ow?
- Ow!Copy !req
117. Ow?Copy !req
118. Ow!Copy !req
119. - Ow?
- Ow!Copy !req
120. Uh, are you okay, Kent?Copy !req
121. I don't know, I think I might
have sprained something.Copy !req
122. I'm not a doctor.
It just hurts. Ow!Copy !req
123. Okay, I'm gonna get some ice.Copy !req
124. Yeah.Copy !req
125. Ow?Copy !req
126. We need some ice!Copy !req
127. Hey, we need some ice!Copy !req
128. - What, are you worried
you're gonna get hurt?Copy !req
129. This is the "Daily Planet"Copy !req
130. softball team
we're talking about.Copy !req
131. It's not some
underground fight club.Copy !req
132. Jimmy's right.
You should join.Copy !req
133. You love baseball.Copy !req
134. Yeah, I—I know.Copy !req
135. Just, I've never
actually played.Copy !req
136. Neither has most of the team.Copy !req
137. Okay, ignore my sister.Copy !req
138. She and your fiancé
hang out all the time.Copy !req
139. But what about us? Come on.Copy !req
140. Can't we be pals?Copy !req
141. We already are, aren't we?Copy !req
142. Friends hang out
outside of work.Copy !req
143. What better way to do that
than by taking back our trophyCopy !req
144. from those pretentious jerks
at "The Star"?Copy !req
145. - Yeah.
- Yeah, what do you say?Copy !req
146. You in?Copy !req
147. Jimmy, I'm sorry,
I'm just—I'm really swampedCopy !req
148. with this Intergang story
right now.Copy !req
149. See? I told you he'd say no.Copy !req
150. Always does.Copy !req
151. Right. Maybe next time, CK.Copy !req
152. You know we don't have any
leads on the Intergang story.Copy !req
153. I can't join a softball team.Copy !req
154. My dad never wanted me to play
sports for obvious reasons.Copy !req
155. But especially
now with Superman,Copy !req
156. I can't risk drawing
attention to myself.Copy !req
157. No matter who you are, you're
still allowed to have friends.Copy !req
158. I have friends.Copy !req
159. Not friends all the way
in Smallville.Copy !req
160. Friends you can
actually hang out with.Copy !req
161. It doesn't matter.
If I played, I'd be cheating.Copy !req
162. Then don't cheat.
Be terrible.Copy !req
163. It's not about winning.Copy !req
164. Be terrible.
Well, not terrible.Copy !req
165. I could—oh! Oh, I could bunt!Copy !req
166. I could be the bunt guy!Copy !req
167. I love bunts!
- Great.Copy !req
168. I don't know what that means.Copy !req
169. But, yes, you see,
you can do it.Copy !req
170. Yes, I can do this.Copy !req
171. Thanks, babe.Copy !req
172. Uh, hey, Jimmy?Copy !req
173. Had a thought.Copy !req
174. How low are your expectations?Copy !req
175. I saw the first one
four times.Copy !req
176. Now I plan on taking
a drink every timeCopy !req
177. there's a severed limb.Copy !req
178. There he is.Copy !req
179. The star quarterback.Copy !req
180. Dude, I told Gaines
I can't play.Copy !req
181. Position's yours.Copy !req
182. Because that's the only way
I could get it, right?Copy !req
183. I could never dream
of beating you.Copy !req
184. Timmy, what's your problem?Copy !req
185. My problem is that I worked
my ass off for footballCopy !req
186. while the Wonder Twins here
have superpowers.Copy !req
187. Wait, you think
we have powers?Copy !req
188. Do you hear how crazy
that sounds?Copy !req
189. Always wondered how you
were so good as a freshman.Copy !req
190. I had to take X-K
just to keep up.Copy !req
191. But that's because you were
super-powered this whole time.Copy !req
192. - That's not what happened.
- Stop lying.Copy !req
193. I know it's true!Copy !req
194. - I'm not lying.
- Yes, you are.Copy !req
195. Why don't you show them
who you are?Copy !req
196. Get out of my face.Copy !req
197. You ruined my life, Kent.
- Get out of my face.Copy !req
198. I'm not gonna
get out of your face.Copy !req
199. Why don't you show
them who you are!Copy !req
200. Get out of my face!Copy !req
201. Whatever's going on here
is done, okay?Copy !req
202. You've ruined my life, Kent.Copy !req
203. I think you should leave.Copy !req
204. Fine.Copy !req
205. Superboy wins again.Copy !req
206. Okay, open. Surprise!Copy !req
207. It's so...Copy !req
208. big.Copy !req
209. Okay, you might wanna
have Kyle do a safety check.Copy !req
210. It's lovely.Copy !req
211. Thank you.Copy !req
212. It's just...Copy !req
213. We actually need to talk.Copy !req
214. Maybe you should sit down.Copy !req
215. Okay.Copy !req
216. So me and Kyle, we've
been looking and looking,Copy !req
217. and we finally found a house.Copy !req
218. Lois, it's the house.
- That's amazing.Copy !req
219. Except it's not even
remotely in our price range.Copy !req
220. And I've been over and over it,Copy !req
221. and the only way we'll ever
be able to afford it is...Copy !req
222. if I sell my share
of the "Gazette."Copy !req
223. Chrissy.Copy !req
224. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
225. Well, you don't get to make a
decision like that without me.Copy !req
226. I thought we were
building something here.Copy !req
227. We are.Copy !req
228. We were.Copy !req
229. We're supposed to be a team.Copy !req
230. And I love our team.
I really do.Copy !req
231. But I'm about to have
a new team.Copy !req
232. And the way this baby stomps
on my bladder every minute,Copy !req
233. they're gonna need a yard
to run around in.Copy !req
234. No, I get that.
Of course I do.Copy !req
235. I just—if you sell,Copy !req
236. that could mean the end
of the "Gazette."Copy !req
237. And that's the last thing
I'd ever want.Copy !req
238. Working with you
has been a dream.Copy !req
239. I have to do this
for my family.Copy !req
240. Do you hate me?Copy !req
241. No, of course not.
I'm happy for you.Copy !req
242. I'm just sad to lose this.Copy !req
243. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
244. But this baby's kicking
around in there again,Copy !req
245. and I have to pee,
like, right now.Copy !req
246. Hey, I got your message.Copy !req
247. Everything okay?Copy !req
248. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
249. You're selling your grill?Copy !req
250. Look, Kent, I got one kid
getting ready to study abroad,Copy !req
251. I got another one
growing up way too fast,Copy !req
252. and now a baby on the way.Copy !req
253. There's no way around it.Copy !req
254. I'm—I'm flat broke.Copy !req
255. But that particular
tragedy is not whatCopy !req
256. I wanted to talk to you about.Copy !req
257. Well, what's going on?Copy !req
258. It's about Timmy Ryan.Copy !req
259. I saw him earlier today
with the boys.Copy !req
260. He was accusing Jon
of cheating at footballCopy !req
261. and then talking about
how he didn't thinkCopy !req
262. it was fair that he
should have to competeCopy !req
263. for a spot against Superboy.Copy !req
264. Okay, so now
Timmy Ryan knows.Copy !req
265. Is there anyone in this town
I don't have to worry about?Copy !req
266. I mean, I know
it can't be easyCopy !req
267. always having to keep yourself
a secret from all your friends.Copy !req
268. That's right, baby!Copy !req
269. Come on, Smallville!Copy !req
270. You got this. Come on, CK.Copy !req
271. Bring me home, baby!Copy !req
272. Whoo!Copy !req
273. Yeah, baby!Copy !req
274. CK bringing me home
in the bottom of the ninthCopy !req
275. with an epic bunt?Copy !req
276. What got into you?Copy !req
277. First rule of Meteors
legend Ray Coyle's book.Copy !req
278. If you can't bunt,
you can't win.Copy !req
279. You're a madman,
and I absolutely love it.Copy !req
280. Hey, Lane.Copy !req
281. Hey, how's it feel to
be dating the big hero?Copy !req
282. Same as always.Copy !req
283. You're a lucky lady.
Don't you ever forget it.Copy !req
284. Yeah, I think we know
who the lucky one is.Copy !req
285. Hey, you and me, man, this is
the start of something great.Copy !req
286. You hear me?Copy !req
287. Next thing I know,
you're gonna be trying outCopy !req
288. for the big leagues.Copy !req
289. Is that too much?
Should I have struck out?Copy !req
290. No, it was great.Copy !req
291. And that smile looks
good on you too.Copy !req
292. Well, I've never been
part of the team before.Copy !req
293. I didn't know it
felt this good.Copy !req
294. I hate having
to lie like that.Copy !req
295. You didn't, though.
Not really.Copy !req
296. And besides,
Malcolm and WellnitzCopy !req
297. just thought
he was crazy anyway.Copy !req
298. Yeah, but he's not.Copy !req
299. And we just let them
make fun of him for us.Copy !req
300. With him coming
at us like that,Copy !req
301. we didn't really have a choice.Copy !req
302. Besides, Timmy
was wrong anyway.Copy !req
303. You didn't even have
powers back then.Copy !req
304. Yeah, but I can't say that
and defend myself.Copy !req
305. I had to lie about it.Copy !req
306. Having powers
isn't always awesome.Copy !req
307. Welcome to the club.Copy !req
308. - Chrissy wants out?
- Yep.Copy !req
309. She already called
that awful conglomerateCopy !req
310. that tried to buy us out
a while back.Copy !req
311. But reporting
is her superpower.Copy !req
312. And you two make a great team.Copy !req
313. I know.Copy !req
314. Boys, dinner!Copy !req
315. Well, they must be desperate.Copy !req
316. Kyle is selling his grill.Copy !req
317. What?Copy !req
318. Grilling is his superpower.Copy !req
319. There's gotta be another way
for them to get their house.Copy !req
320. Hey.Copy !req
321. So I hear Timmy Ryan
knows you two have powers?Copy !req
322. He doesn't know.Copy !req
323. Not for sure, anyway.Copy !req
324. But he was pretty mad.Copy !req
325. Okay, so I'm gonna have
to add him to the list.Copy !req
326. Look, just tell me now.Copy !req
327. Is there anyone else
who might know?Copy !req
328. Candice knows.Copy !req
329. You told your girlfriend?Copy !req
330. He didn't. I did.Copy !req
331. What? When?Copy !req
332. When she was visiting.Copy !req
333. She's known since the 4th?Copy !req
334. Well, I had to keep
sneaking off to help Mom,Copy !req
335. and she knew I was lying.Copy !req
336. - So this is my fault?
- No!Copy !req
337. And I wasn't gonna tell her,
but she was really hurt,Copy !req
338. and she was about to break up
with me.Copy !req
339. - Then you let her.
- Dad, come on.Copy !req
340. Don't even start with me.
You should know better.Copy !req
341. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
342. 'Cause I lost Sarah
for the same reason,Copy !req
343. and I didn't want Jon
to have to go through that.Copy !req
344. This isn't about
what you want.Copy !req
345. That wasn't your
decision to make.Copy !req
346. We can trust Candice.Copy !req
347. You can't possibly know that.
She's 16.Copy !req
348. She doesn't even
live in Smallville.Copy !req
349. Like everyone in this town
isn't alreadyCopy !req
350. telling everyone else about it.Copy !req
351. I'm fixing that.Copy !req
352. Sure, you are.Copy !req
353. What don't you two get?Copy !req
354. The secret is everything.Copy !req
355. It's the only thing that gives
us a chance at a normal life.Copy !req
356. This life is hardly normal.Copy !req
357. But it's
the only one we have.Copy !req
358. So both of you
will do everything you canCopy !req
359. to protect it from Candice
or Timmy or anyone.Copy !req
360. Is that clear?Copy !req
361. Fine.Copy !req
362. Boys, we need to talk
about your father.Copy !req
363. You mean about how he went
off at us for no reason?Copy !req
364. It wasn't without reason.Copy !req
365. Candice deserved
to know the truth.Copy !req
366. Give me that.Copy !req
367. - Hey!
- I was just about to win!Copy !req
368. This isn't about Candice.Copy !req
369. Your father has been keeping
this a secret his whole life.Copy !req
370. We know.Copy !req
371. He only holds it over our
heads, like, all the time.Copy !req
372. But I still don't
think you understandCopy !req
373. what it actually means.Copy !req
374. Do you know how old your
dad was when he got powers?Copy !req
375. He was four.Copy !req
376. And his parents,
they meant well,Copy !req
377. but they were so hard on him
whenever he used them.Copy !req
378. We know what that's like.Copy !req
379. He was just
a little kid, Jordan.Copy !req
380. And his parents were
terrified that if anyoneCopy !req
381. found out what he
was capable of,Copy !req
382. he'd be taken away from them.Copy !req
383. So he grew up
with that constant fear.Copy !req
384. That's not going
to happen now.Copy !req
385. I know,
but keeping this secretCopy !req
386. is truly all he's ever known.Copy !req
387. Until he told you.Copy !req
388. Mr. Irons,
Miss Lang, Chrissy.Copy !req
389. But there are so many
other people he didn't tell.Copy !req
390. And these are people who
were really important to him.Copy !req
391. He was on an island,
isolated for so long.Copy !req
392. Okay, but that
was his decision.Copy !req
393. Yeah, and he made it
with good reason.Copy !req
394. Listen, all I'm asking
of you guysCopy !req
395. is to cut your dad some slack.Copy !req
396. He might act like
keeping this secretCopy !req
397. didn't cost him anything,
but I promise you,Copy !req
398. it is not true.Copy !req
399. Hey.
How many innings did I miss?Copy !req
400. How many innings
are there in softball?Copy !req
401. - Nine.
- Then eight.Copy !req
402. Which means
there's still one left.Copy !req
403. I got here
as quick as I could.Copy !req
404. There was a freighter sinking
off the coast of Greece.Copy !req
405. Well, well, well.Copy !req
406. There's the face I wanted
to see about two hours ago.Copy !req
407. Jimmy, I'm sorry. I—Copy !req
408. I get it.
Traffic's crazy these days.Copy !req
409. Come on, get out there.Copy !req
410. Game's tied.
We need the Bunt King.Copy !req
411. - See? Jimmy's not even mad.
- Yeah, this time.Copy !req
412. Well, maybe there
won't be a next time.Copy !req
413. There's always gonna be
a next time.Copy !req
414. I told you, joining this
team was a bad idea.Copy !req
415. No, it wasn't.Copy !req
416. And you can't let tomorrow
ruin today.Copy !req
417. Now, get out there.Copy !req
418. You bunt all over that field.Copy !req
419. Okay.Copy !req
420. You're selling your grill?Copy !req
421. We need the money, babe.Copy !req
422. I get it.Copy !req
423. I tried to sell my stake
in the "Gazette."Copy !req
424. What?Copy !req
425. No, Chrissy, the "Gazette"
is not a grill.Copy !req
426. That's—that's your life.Copy !req
427. I know.Copy !req
428. But it would have
been more than enoughCopy !req
429. for the down payment.Copy !req
430. And don't worry.Copy !req
431. I could find another job
after the baby is here.Copy !req
432. Yeah, but that is
a big life decision.Copy !req
433. Doesn't even matter anyway
'cause the only lead I hadCopy !req
434. turned out to be
a shell corporation for Luthor.Copy !req
435. By the time I put out
more feelers...Copy !req
436. House will be off the market.Copy !req
437. Well, look,
I'll sell everything then—Copy !req
438. my grill, my truck.Copy !req
439. And believe it or not,
that singing trout on the wall,Copy !req
440. that's a collector's item.Copy !req
441. Oh, Kyle, no.Copy !req
442. No, it doesn't matter
what we sell.Copy !req
443. We're not gonna
have the money in time.Copy !req
444. That house is just—Copy !req
445. it just wasn't meant to be.Copy !req
446. You know, raising a baby
in a tiny studio apartmentCopy !req
447. with no in-unit washer/dryerCopy !req
448. isn't the worst thing
of all time.Copy !req
449. Dad?Copy !req
450. We wanted to say we're sorry
about Candice.Copy !req
451. And that we
probably should haveCopy !req
452. handled things differently.Copy !req
453. I appreciate that.Copy !req
454. Look, I hope you guys know
I'm not tryingCopy !req
455. to make your lives miserable.Copy !req
456. I'm trying to make them better.Copy !req
457. We get that.Copy !req
458. And we wanna help.Copy !req
459. Well, good.Copy !req
460. Because there's something
the three of us need to do.Copy !req
461. Timmy, your friends are here!Copy !req
462. I am so glad
you stopped by, Clark.Copy !req
463. It's been too long.
- It has.Copy !req
464. I wish it was under
better circumstances.Copy !req
465. I think our boys had
a little disagreement,Copy !req
466. so I just wanted to come over
and clear the air.Copy !req
467. A disagreement?
About what?Copy !req
468. About them
hiding their powersCopy !req
469. because Mr. Kent is Superman.Copy !req
470. That's very flattering,
but I—that's simply not true.Copy !req
471. Honey, I went to school
with Clark.Copy !req
472. He was just a normal kid.Copy !req
473. Just like how Jon and Jordan
are pretending to be.Copy !req
474. Just because Jon's
better than you at footballCopy !req
475. doesn't mean that
he has powers.Copy !req
476. Don't lie to me.
I was there on Main Street.Copy !req
477. I saw you fly.Copy !req
478. Timothy, are you
using drugs again?Copy !req
479. What? No.Copy !req
480. Look, I'm sure it's just
an honest misunderstanding.Copy !req
481. No, it wasn't.Copy !req
482. Enough.Copy !req
483. - Whatever.
- Timmy!Copy !req
484. I am so sorry about that.Copy !req
485. Well, there's no need
to apologize.Copy !req
486. Let me go talk to him.Copy !req
487. And please, send Lois my best?Copy !req
488. Yeah.Copy !req
489. Guess this means you can
cross Timmy off your list.Copy !req
490. Jimmy?Copy !req
491. Hey, wait up.Copy !req
492. We missed you
at the game, CK.Copy !req
493. It was a close one.
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
494. The craziest thing happened.Copy !req
495. You're—you're not
gonna believe it.Copy !req
496. Yeah, I don't think I will.Copy !req
497. Sorry?Copy !req
498. The craziest thing doesn't
happen three games in a row.Copy !req
499. I was starting to think
it was me.Copy !req
500. Maybe you just didn't
wanna hang out.Copy !req
501. No, see, my neighbor's cat
got out again, Miss May, and—Copy !req
502. Then it hit me.
There's a pattern here.Copy !req
503. It sounds crazy at first,
but it explains a lot.Copy !req
504. Oh, it's just a streak
of bad luck, really.Copy !req
505. Actually, I'd say
everyone involvedCopy !req
506. turned out to be
pretty damn lucky.Copy !req
507. Crashing helicopter.Copy !req
508. A blown out train track.Copy !req
509. A falling elevator
at the Eiffel Tower.Copy !req
510. Every game you miss,
Superman was making a save.Copy !req
511. I'm not sure I follow.Copy !req
512. You and I,
we're friends, right?Copy !req
513. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
514. It's you.Copy !req
515. You're Superman.Copy !req
516. Uh, Jimmy, I honestly don't
even know what to say to that.Copy !req
517. Just the truth. Nothing else.Copy !req
518. Clark Kent, are you Superman?Copy !req
519. No, I am not Superman.Copy !req
520. Hmm.
I still don't believe you.Copy !req
521. No offense, but—Copy !req
522. Guess we'll just
have to wait and see.Copy !req
523. The championship game
is on Friday.Copy !req
524. So, hopefully,
nothing crazy happens.Copy !req
525. How did it go?Copy !req
526. They didn't believe you?Copy !req
527. They did.Copy !req
528. Timmy's mom, anyway.Copy !req
529. It really sucked.Copy !req
530. - Are they okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
531. It'll take time,
but they'll get used to it.Copy !req
532. I hope you're right.Copy !req
533. Are we in the market?Copy !req
534. No, but I couldn't
stop thinkingCopy !req
535. about Chrissy and Kyle,Copy !req
536. and I have an idea
to run by you.Copy !req
537. Well, this is
a nice surprise.Copy !req
538. The four of us haven't
gotten dinner in a long time.Copy !req
539. Yeah, what's the occasion?Copy !req
540. We thought there might
be a reason to celebrate.Copy !req
541. Yeah, Lois showed me
your new house.Copy !req
542. You two must be so excited.Copy !req
543. Uh, well, we actually just
decided to stay put for now.Copy !req
544. Down payment was a lot and, uh,Copy !req
545. I didn't have any takers
on my grill.Copy !req
546. Yeah, nobody wants to invest
in media right now, so.Copy !req
547. Actually, we have
buyers for you.Copy !req
548. Wait, what? Who?Copy !req
549. Us.Copy !req
550. We wanna buy you
out of the "Gazette."Copy !req
551. Come again?Copy !req
552. My dad
never took a vacationCopy !req
553. and wore the same six
Hawaiian shirts for 30 years,Copy !req
554. so he left us some money,
and we wanna invest it.Copy !req
555. In your new family.Copy !req
556. So your baby has a nice home
to grow up in.Copy !req
557. Oh.Copy !req
558. Well, look,
y'all heard Chrissy.Copy !req
559. We—we can't let y'all throw
away your money like that.Copy !req
560. Well, you wouldn't be.Copy !req
561. When I first bought
into the "Gazette,"Copy !req
562. it was because I wanted
to work with you.Copy !req
563. And I also believed
that we could make itCopy !req
564. something really special,
and I still believe that.Copy !req
565. Lois.Copy !req
566. I'm not ready
to give up on us.Copy !req
567. And we don't want
anything to change.Copy !req
568. You'd both still be co-editors,Copy !req
569. and if you ever wanted
to buy back your half,Copy !req
570. that door is always open.Copy !req
571. Please let us
do this for you?Copy !req
572. - Yeah.
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
573. Oh, my God!
Thank you guys so much!Copy !req
574. I just love you guys.Copy !req
575. Oh, see, this does
call for celebration.Copy !req
576. And dinner's on me.Copy !req
577. I'm not taking no
for an answer.Copy !req
578. Leftovers.Copy !req
579. I'm not hungry.Copy !req
580. Dude, I'm bummed about
Timmy, too, but you gotta eat.Copy !req
581. Is it always gonna feel
like this?Copy !req
582. I hope not. Probably.Copy !req
583. I'm starting to get why Dad
doesn't have any friends.Copy !req
584. Dude, Dad has friends.Copy !req
585. Mr. Irons, Mr. Cushing.Copy !req
586. When was the last time he
actually hung outCopy !req
587. with one of them
or did anything fun?Copy !req
588. Having to lie like that
to everyone all the time,Copy !req
589. he missed out on so much.Copy !req
590. It's sad.Copy !req
591. I don't wanna end up like that.Copy !req
592. At least we always
have each other.Copy !req
593. No offense,
but do you really wantCopy !req
594. to be one of those
weirdo twins who onlyCopy !req
595. hangs out with each other?Copy !req
596. I don't know.Copy !req
597. Didn't think so.Copy !req
598. I'd like to make a toast.Copy !req
599. Kent, when we were
growing up, you—Copy !req
600. well, you pretty much
kept to yourself.Copy !req
601. We all know why now.Copy !req
602. But, listen, I wasn't
always the nicest to you.Copy !req
603. Oh, well, that's—Copy !req
604. that's true, actually, yeah.Copy !req
605. And when y'all first moved
to Smallville,Copy !req
606. you and I didn't really
see eye to eye.Copy !req
607. That is putting it lightly.Copy !req
608. Oh, wait a second.Copy !req
609. Did I get knocked up
by the town bully?Copy !req
610. All right, I make no excuses.Copy !req
611. But, look, I think
that's what makes this—Copy !req
612. this all so much more special.Copy !req
613. Despite all that, my acting
a fool, the two of you,Copy !req
614. you've been there for us
every step of the way.Copy !req
615. To the two kindest,
most loyal people I knowCopy !req
616. who I couldn't be prouder
to call our friends.Copy !req
617. To the best of friends.Copy !req
618. Friendship.Copy !req
619. To—Copy !req
620. Emmitt Pergande.Copy !req
621. Candice's dad?
What about him?Copy !req
622. He just walked in.Copy !req
623. And he doesn't look right.Copy !req
624. There he is.Copy !req
625. Clark Kent, my old buddy.Copy !req
626. What's he doing here?Copy !req
627. A little birdie told me
something about you.Copy !req
628. And I couldn't wait to
come by and chat about it.Copy !req
629. He knows who I am.Copy !req
630. So, Kent, you wanna knowCopy !req
631. what that little birdie
told me?Copy !req
632. Mr. Pergande,
I'd be happy to talkCopy !req
633. if we could just step outside.Copy !req
634. You always wanna
step outside, don't you?Copy !req
635. Where no one can see.Copy !req
636. Not this time.Copy !req
637. We're gonna do this right here
in front of everyone.Copy !req
638. Now, after you slammed me
against that counter,Copy !req
639. I wondered, how could
some mild-mannered nothingCopy !req
640. make a fool out of me
in front of everyone?Copy !req
641. But that was all a lieCopy !req
642. 'cause you're not really
nothing, are you...Copy !req
643. Superman?Copy !req
644. Look, I don't know
what you've been told,Copy !req
645. but I've known Clark here
my whole life,Copy !req
646. and he is not Superman.Copy !req
647. I guess it's not enough
to lie to the whole world.Copy !req
648. Now you got your friends
lying for you too.Copy !req
649. That's enough.Copy !req
650. I think everyone in here
would like to eat in peaceCopy !req
651. without your lunatic ramblings.Copy !req
652. Really?Copy !req
653. 'Cause I think they'd
like to know the truth.Copy !req
654. Which they sure ain't
gonna get from you,Copy !req
655. Lois Lane, covering for your
husband's alien assCopy !req
656. for the past 20 years.Copy !req
657. Do not speak
to my wife like that.Copy !req
658. Then admit it.Copy !req
659. You're no hero.Copy !req
660. You chased me out of town.Copy !req
661. I've been living
out of my damn car.Copy !req
662. Does that make you happy?Copy !req
663. Making regular people
like me feel small?Copy !req
664. All right, buddy,
that's enough.Copy !req
665. I think you need—Copy !req
666. Don't you come any closer.Copy !req
667. Kyle, get back here.Copy !req
668. Now, I'm not leaving until
everyone here knows the truth.Copy !req
669. Even if I have to
prove it myself.Copy !req
670. There's nothing to worry about,
though, is there, Superman?Copy !req
671. Being bulletproof and all.Copy !req
672. Put the gun down.Copy !req
673. You made me look
like an idiot.Copy !req
674. You don't wanna do this.Copy !req
675. Quit lying!Copy !req
676. Emmitt, please.Copy !req
677. He was right.Copy !req
678. It is you.Copy !req
679. Buddy, I got it from here.Copy !req
680. Taking you to Deputy Johnson's.Copy !req
681. I'm sorry I lied
to you all for so long.Copy !req
682. So who told Mr. Pergande?Copy !req
683. It wasn't Candice.Copy !req
684. She promised me she hasn't
seen her dad in months.Copy !req
685. I believe you.Copy !req
686. I just got a text
from Chrissy.Copy !req
687. Guess who Emmitt served
time with at Stryker's.Copy !req
688. Luthor.Copy !req
689. Which is why
he's been so quiet.Copy !req
690. He's been setting this up.Copy !req
691. To use the secret against us.Copy !req
692. He must have known
that Candice's dadCopy !req
693. would come back for revenge
as soon as he heard the truth.Copy !req
694. Hey, Emmitt was the first.Copy !req
695. He definitely
won't be the last.Copy !req
696. Luthor will keep
sending people, unless—Copy !req
697. unless we don't
keep it a secret.Copy !req
698. Clark, that is not
our only option.Copy !req
699. I know.Copy !req
700. And I've been hiding this
my entire life.Copy !req
701. But when Emmitt
fired that bullet...Copy !req
702. I started to think maybe this—Copy !req
703. maybe this is doing
more harm than good.Copy !req
704. You realize this
would change everything?Copy !req
705. Which is why it needs
to be a family decision.Copy !req
706. This would put all of us
in the spotlight,Copy !req
707. take away your chance
at ever having normal lives.Copy !req
708. And there'd be no going back.Copy !req
709. We're with you, Dad.Copy !req
710. Yeah, totally.Copy !req
711. I'm always with you.Copy !req
712. I'm sorry, boys.Copy !req
713. I just wanted to give you
the kind of life that I had.Copy !req
714. You did,
for a really long time.Copy !req
715. And whatever comes next,Copy !req
716. we'll get through this
like we always do.Copy !req
717. As a family.Copy !req
718. You are sure about this?Copy !req
719. Yeah.Copy !req
720. Yeah, it's time.Copy !req
721. Then I know just who to call.Copy !req
722. You having second thoughts?Copy !req
723. No, just, uh,
hate being on camera.Copy !req
724. I'm really proud of you
for doing this.Copy !req
725. I mean it.Copy !req
726. You've fought aliens and
stopped worlds from merging.Copy !req
727. But this may be the hardest
thing you've ever done.Copy !req
728. Oh.Copy !req
729. Um, hey.Copy !req
730. Hi, I'm Clark.
- Yeah.Copy !req
731. Hi. How you doing? Hi.Copy !req
732. Thanks again
for the fuzzy flannel.Copy !req
733. How you doing? Hi.Copy !req
734. Yeah.Copy !req
735. How you feeling?Copy !req
736. Uh, ready.Copy !req
737. Good, because I'm pretty
sure the whole worldCopy !req
738. will be watching.Copy !req
739. All right, everybody,
quiet on set!Copy !req
740. We are live in five, four,Copy !req
741. three, two...Copy !req
742. - Good evening.Copy !req
743. Ever since his first heroic
save nearly 20 years ago,Copy !req
744. the entire world has
been asking the question,Copy !req
745. who is Superman?Copy !req
746. And today, we finally
have our answer.Copy !req
747. I'm Janet Olsen,
coming to you liveCopy !req
748. from Smallville, Kansas, where
I'm sitting in Superman's home.Copy !req
749. He has been living
among us all alongCopy !req
750. and is now ready
to reveal himself.Copy !req
751. Would you introduce yourself?Copy !req
752. My name is Clark Kent.Copy !req
753. And, yes, I am Superman.Copy !req
754. Full disclosure, I've known
you as Clark for years.Copy !req
755. We worked together
at the "Daily Planet."Copy !req
756. The greatest secret of all time
was right in front of me,Copy !req
757. and I never had a clue.Copy !req
758. How is that possible?Copy !req
759. Um, it took a lot of work
to keep that secret.Copy !req
760. And you'd be surprised what
a pair of glasses will do.Copy !req
761. Why come forward now?Copy !req
762. When I was starting out
as Superman in Metropolis,Copy !req
763. being a hero was easy.Copy !req
764. And in Smallville,
I was just Clark Kent.Copy !req
765. And why would anyone
suspect otherwise?Copy !req
766. I kept my abilities hidden.Copy !req
767. Never used them
for my own gain.Copy !req
768. And for a lot of years,
that worked.Copy !req
769. Uh, but then I—Copy !req
770. I died.Copy !req
771. And some people thought
they saw something.Copy !req
772. I tried to change their minds,
but...Copy !req
773. I made good people
doubt themselves, and that—Copy !req
774. that felt wrong.Copy !req
775. And finally, I saw the strain
that my double lifeCopy !req
776. was putting on my family,
and...Copy !req
777. I decided
it was time to let go.Copy !req
778. But despite all of that,
keeping the secret, it's—Copy !req
779. it's all I've ever known.Copy !req
780. Putting yourself out there
to the world,Copy !req
781. how does that make you feel?Copy !req
782. Nervous, but also excited.Copy !req
783. Every day of my life,
I've had to hide a huge partCopy !req
784. of who I really am.Copy !req
785. And now I won't
have to do that.Copy !req
786. What do you most want
people to know about you?Copy !req
787. That I'm just a regular guy.Copy !req
788. But you're
anything but regular.Copy !req
789. Okay. Fair, fair.Copy !req
790. But, you know,
beyond the powers,Copy !req
791. you know, I'm a husband, um,Copy !req
792. I'm a father
to two amazing sons.Copy !req
793. When they were little,
being Superman, I missed a lot.Copy !req
794. And I made a lot of mistakes
and struggled to—Copy !req
795. to balance it all.Copy !req
796. You know, but really, I'm just
like anyone else out thereCopy !req
797. who loves their family and,Copy !req
798. you know,
wants to be better for them.Copy !req
799. I think we can all relate.Copy !req
800. Let's back up.Copy !req
801. Who were your parents?Copy !req
802. And we are clear!
Great work, everybody.Copy !req
803. Was it okay?Copy !req
804. I didn't really know
what to do with my hands.Copy !req
805. Trust me, you were great.Copy !req
806. Better than great.
You crushed it.Copy !req
807. I should take this.Copy !req
808. Was there anything I missed?Copy !req
809. Uh, actually, yeah.Copy !req
810. There is one thing.Copy !req
811. After many long years,
team "Daily Planet"Copy !req
812. finally sent
the "Daily Star" packing!Copy !req
813. Yeah, all right!Copy !req
814. And the Metro Cup is back home
where it belongs!Copy !req
815. Hey, Jimmy?Copy !req
816. Congrats.Copy !req
817. Sorry, I don't really know
what to say.Copy !req
818. It's fine.Copy !req
819. I guess something crazy
happened again.Copy !req
820. At least Supes got the day off.Copy !req
821. No saves, as far as I can tell.Copy !req
822. I get it now. I was wrong.Copy !req
823. You just didn't wanna play.Copy !req
824. No, no, no, no, I really did.
Honestly, I just—Copy !req
825. It's fine.Copy !req
826. Hey, we won.Copy !req
827. You—you and me, no one said
we have to be buds.Copy !req
828. All right, team, let's go!Copy !req
829. Last one to Bibbowski's
picks up the tab!Copy !req
830. You missed the game
on purpose, huh?Copy !req
831. It's the only way
to keep the secret.Copy !req
832. You okay?Copy !req
833. Yeah.Copy !req
834. I'm used to it.Copy !req
835. Are you sure?Copy !req
836. Yeah, I'm good here.Copy !req
837. You go ahead.Copy !req
838. Our phone's been blowing up
since your interview.Copy !req
839. But we can handle it.Copy !req
840. And we're gonna head to Timmy's
in a bit to apologize.Copy !req
841. Okay, I—Copy !req
842. I guess I'm off then.Copy !req
843. It's gonna be great.Copy !req
844. And you look good
without the glasses.Copy !req
845. Come on, get out of here.Copy !req
846. Morning, Mr. Kent.Copy !req
847. Hey, Denise.Copy !req
848. Back here, CK.Copy !req
849. Hey, Jimmy.
Thanks for coming.Copy !req
850. My sister didn't exactly
give me a choice.Copy !req
851. You know how she is.
- Yeah.Copy !req
852. Um...Copy !req
853. Look, I just wanna say I'm—
I'm really sorry.Copy !req
854. It's fine. I get it.Copy !req
855. I missed you too, pal.Copy !req
856. We have so much to catch up on.Copy !req
857. But first, being the Bunt King?Copy !req
858. That was genius.
- Oh, you think so?Copy !req
859. For sure.Copy !req
860. The way you bunted
with the tip of the bat.Copy !req
861. Yeah, I thought it
might have been too much.Copy !req
862. But that's the...Copy !req
863. Greg, move your head.Copy !req