1. Ooh!Copy !req
2. Ugh!Copy !req
3. Wah!Copy !req
4. Ugh!Copy !req
5. Uh, wha?Copy !req
6. Ah!Copy !req
7. Aah!
Aah!Copy !req
8. Ugh!Copy !req
9. Aah!Copy !req
10. Ah, enough gossip,
you scuttlebutts!Copy !req
11. Back to reconstruction duty!Copy !req
12. Sir, this
unauthorized tabloid is—Copy !req
13. We'll gossip later, Jared.Copy !req
14. A little busy rebuilding
a waterwheel,Copy !req
15. unless you know a
better way to make rivers run.Copy !req
16. Now mush!Copy !req
17. Aah!
Aah!Copy !req
18. Bah! Why should I humorCopy !req
19. such radical notions
as "healing"?Copy !req
20. Uh... hmm.Copy !req
21. It can't be.Copy !req
22. It's got to be Mangle Fang.Copy !req
23. Papa told me about him
every night.Copy !req
24. And he visits naughty boysCopy !req
25. who don't obey their daddiesCopy !req
26. and gobbles them up,Copy !req
27. staining his horrible fangs redCopy !req
28. with the blood of tiny childrenCopy !req
29. who don't put away their
goddamned toys!Copy !req
30. Sir,
that's a fairy tale.Copy !req
31. You've never seen this
creature.Copy !req
32. 'Cause I was
a good little boy!Copy !req
33. But when I was asleep,Copy !req
34. Mangle Fang and I
would rendezvous.Copy !req
35. I'm good, and you're bad!Copy !req
36. Justice gobbles you upCopy !req
37. 'cause I'm big and strong!Copy !req
38. And Mangle Fang and I
fix everything!Copy !req
39. Thank you, Superjail inquisitor.Copy !req
40. Now everyone can see thatCopy !req
41. Mangle Fang and justiceCopy !req
42. are real as rainbows.Copy !req
43. Reconstruction is postponed.Copy !req
44. Ugh!Copy !req
45. We're ditching the "Man
without torso" cover story.Copy !req
46. We got to lead
with the monster stuffCopy !req
47. if it gets us all a snow day!Copy !req
48. I want to help!
I can do a storyCopy !req
49. about space aliens!Copy !req
50. You don't help with
schemes anymore, Ash.Copy !req
51. You screw things up!Copy !req
52. But I-I just wanted to...Copy !req
53. help.Copy !req
54. Oh, boy,Copy !req
55. here come the steam works.Copy !req
56. All right, all right, geez!Copy !req
57. You get one article.Copy !req
58. Just stop doing that.
Hooray! Aliens!Copy !req
59. Uh... flaming aliens!Copy !req
60. Bad Ash! No fire!Copy !req
61. Okay.Copy !req
62. Sorry.Copy !req
63. Bzz! Pow! Bzz!Copy !req
64. "Fairy tale."Copy !req
65. As if the news could be wrong.Copy !req
66. Sir, please say
reconstruction's back on.Copy !req
67. How can we test our damn damCopy !req
68. if the river's not running?Copy !req
69. In Superjail?Copy !req
70. But I'm in Superjail!Copy !req
71. Lame horny aliens?Copy !req
72. Sir, this is clearly—Copy !req
73. Your chance to witnessCopy !req
74. the awesomeness
of Mangle Fang!Copy !req
75. Come on. You'll love him.Copy !req
76. Pandering to Warden.Copy !req
77. But slandering toward us.Copy !req
78. Space news belongs withCopy !req
79. other space-noids.Copy !req
80. I repeat—
all reconstruction dutyCopy !req
81. is suspended as we remainCopy !req
82. on full Mangle Fang alert!Copy !req
83. Report any sightingsCopy !req
84. of my savior, Mangle Fang,Copy !req
85. to your savior, me!Copy !req
86. Ugh! It's fake, sir!Copy !req
87. Ow!
It's fake, dumb-ass.Copy !req
88. Ach! It's a fake, nincompoop!Copy !req
89. Ooh!Copy !req
90. Aah!Copy !req
91. Okay, I'm getting
a little frustrated here.Copy !req
92. Just who runs this Superjail
Inquisitor, anyway?Copy !req
93. Ah!
>>I need to knowCopy !req
94. where my Mangle Fang is!Copy !req
95. Sir, this has to stop!Copy !req
96. Can't you see you're
being lied too?Copy !req
97. Of course.Copy !req
98. They're mocking me.Copy !req
99. I've never been so insulted!Copy !req
100. Sir, no!Copy !req
101. This "creature" of yours
is impossible!Copy !req
102. Nein!
Come on.Copy !req
103. I don't even care
that you're wrong.Copy !req
104. Nonsense!Copy !req
105. Our horns are not lame.Copy !req
106. And probing is the noblest
of sciences.Copy !req
107. Some worlds are so backward,Copy !req
108. they know not their
left simulacraCopy !req
109. from their rightCopy !req
110. Ignorance!Copy !req
111. Ow! Quit it!Copy !req
112. No work duty tonight,
eh, blasphemer?Copy !req
113. Too bad you don't believe.Copy !req
114. We're screwed.Copy !req
115. Now admit that he's real,Copy !req
116. and only then will you get
to be as righteousCopy !req
117. and as well-balanced as I am.Copy !req
118. Give yourself some credit,
herr warden.Copy !req
119. A magical made-up monsterCopy !req
120. didn't give me a cushy jobCopy !req
121. with limitless resourcesCopy !req
122. and destroyed my legs!Copy !req
123. You did!Copy !req
124. Can't you guys seeCopy !req
125. I'm doing this for you?Copy !req
126. So just admit he's realCopy !req
127. and you love him and
we all believeCopy !req
128. the same thing!Copy !req
129. So says the
Superjail Inquisitor!Copy !req
130. Sir, I'm sorry
your monster's fake,Copy !req
131. but all this doesn't meanCopy !req
132. we have to agree with you!Copy !req
133. "F" that.
I'll believe whatever.Copy !req
134. Just get me off this — ugh!Copy !req
135. Nope, no conversions
over here.Copy !req
136. Look, buddy,
just get on board,Copy !req
137. and everything will be
cool, all right?Copy !req
138. No!Copy !req
139. You're being manipulated now,Copy !req
140. and we won't be a part of it.Copy !req
141. Then you both
leave me no choiceCopy !req
142. but to continue my enhancedCopy !req
143. enlightenment techniques.Copy !req
144. Oh, spit.
Wow.Copy !req
145. This one got out
of hand fast, eh?Copy !req
146. Aah!Copy !req
147. Aah!Copy !req
148. Wh-what is this?Copy !req
149. This can't mean... I'm... wrong?Copy !req
150. There's no Mangle Fang.Copy !req
151. Mangle Fang is real!Copy !req
152. I am right about everything!Copy !req
153. This sector spreads liesCopy !req
154. about its aliens.Copy !req
155. My blood-horns are engorgedCopy !req
156. with crimson fury!Copy !req
157. Engorged!Copy !req
158. Shall we say helloCopy !req
159. or remain incognito?Copy !req
160. Hmm. We are always neat-o.Copy !req
161. Let them be consumedCopy !req
162. by their lies!Copy !req
163. Aah!Copy !req
164. Bye!Copy !req
165. Do-do-do-do-do.Copy !req
166. Aah!Copy !req
167. Aah!Copy !req
168. Do-do-do-do-do.Copy !req
169. Aah!
Ugh!Copy !req
170. Aah!
Ugh!Copy !req
171. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
172. Whoa.Copy !req
173. Sweet.Copy !req
174. Eh! Aah!Copy !req
175. Aah!Copy !req
176. We now possess the hunter.Copy !req
177. Ah!Copy !req
178. Aah!Copy !req
179. Chirp.Copy !req