1. Are you guys almost done?Copy !req
2. How in the world
did this happen?Copy !req
3. What the...?Copy !req
4. It's you carefree smokersCopy !req
5. that caused the fire.Copy !req
6. That does it!Copy !req
7. Hey, that's my last pack!Copy !req
8. You're damn right it is,Copy !req
9. and not only is your last pack.Copy !req
10. It's Superjail's last pack.Copy !req
11. From here on out,
this is a smoke-free facility.Copy !req
12. Hey watch it, f-wad.Copy !req
13. Sorry, Alice,
but the rulesCopy !req
14. of a full life expectancyCopy !req
15. are the same for everyone.Copy !req
16. Scorch it.Copy !req
17. Fresh air in your lungs.Copy !req
18. Now, doesn't that feel good?Copy !req
19. You're a douche.Copy !req
20. Good thing Turby
isn't here to see this.Copy !req
21. Yeah, poor thing.Copy !req
22. I don't believe it!Copy !req
23. Whoo!
See?Copy !req
24. They already have
more vim and vigor.Copy !req
25. Hey, Turby.Copy !req
26. You got a smoke
for your buddy buddies?Copy !req
27. I swear on my amah's grave,Copy !req
28. this is my last one.Copy !req
29. Would I lie to you guys?Copy !req
30. My homies?
I got your cigs—Copy !req
31. Hey, guys.Copy !req
32. Out of the way,
fat ass.Copy !req
33. What's going on in here?Copy !req
34. Look at all those cigarettes!Copy !req
35. Relax! There is plenty
in stock for everyone!Copy !req
36. I'll string you up
by your balls later.Copy !req
37. What? Ah, you savages!Copy !req
38. Slow down! What are you doing?Copy !req
39. You just smoked
an entire monthCopy !req
40. of inventory
in less than a 2-minute!Copy !req
41. Smooth.Copy !req
42. Okay, Toque King, you're busted.Copy !req
43. But, uh, a few packs, and
I could look the other way.Copy !req
44. Make it a carton.Copy !req
45. You can not bribe me.
You have smoked everything!Copy !req
46. I have no more!
But if you're willingCopy !req
47. to pitch in with some labor...Copy !req
48. you help me.
We make more cigarette.Copy !req
49. Do you see
what I see, Jailbot?Copy !req
50. No smokers loitering in my yard,Copy !req
51. cowering in my doorways,
polluting my lungs,Copy !req
52. stealing company time,
sneaking their fixesCopy !req
53. throughout this hallowed
utopia we call Superjail.Copy !req
54. Instead, I see beauty...Copy !req
55. and butterflies!Copy !req
56. Hey, there, little guy!Copy !req
57. I'm gonna get you!Copy !req
58. Whoa!Copy !req
59. Whoa!Copy !req
60. Help!Copy !req
61. Smoking?
What?Copy !req
62. Jailbot, destroy this den of addiction.Copy !req
63. Crush these cancer sticks.Copy !req
64. Nullify the nicotineCopy !req
65. that turns my otherwise
model inmates and staffCopy !req
66. into sniveling, shivering,
disobedient addicts.Copy !req
67. We'll keep
this one as a reminder.Copy !req
68. Every time you look up,Copy !req
69. you will see this last pack,Copy !req
70. and you will remember
that it makes youCopy !req
71. powerless and pathetic.Copy !req
72. Together, we will get
this monkey off your backsCopy !req
73. once and for all!Copy !req
74. This tastes like feet.Copy !req
75. Yay!Copy !req
76. Sorry. I just really
need a smoke.Copy !req
77. I don't get it. I don't see
how this little thingCopy !req
78. can make them all crazy.Copy !req
79. Well, I'll never know.Copy !req
80. I just feel the need to create.Copy !req
81. No. My creative juices
are strangled.Copy !req
82. Ah! How will I finish?Copy !req
83. You're not doing it right!Copy !req
84. I thought you loved
getting lathered up.Copy !req
85. Love? Oh,
now you're Mr. Love!Copy !req
86. What do you know about love?
If you loved me,Copy !req
87. you'd get me
some goddamn cigarettes!Copy !req
88. How am I supposed to do that?Copy !req
89. You're the man.Copy !req
90. You figure it out!Copy !req
91. I was once a proud man.Copy !req
92. What am I doing?Copy !req
93. I'm gonna get them.Copy !req
94. Let's go.
I got an idea.Copy !req
95. - What?
- Holy hypocrites!Copy !req
96. Look at now who
is trying to get cigarette!Copy !req
97. I don't believe you!Copy !req
98. Just making sure
everything is still intact.Copy !req
99. He's full of shit!Copy !req
100. I want my smokes.Copy !req
101. Get him!Copy !req
102. Here.Copy !req
103. Let me help you.Copy !req
104. Addiction is not worthCopy !req
105. killing ourselves over!Copy !req
106. Yeah!Copy !req
107. Yeah! Whoa!Copy !req
108. It's too easy!Copy !req
109. No!Copy !req
110. Chirp.Copy !req