1. Good morning, Superjail!Copy !req
2. You're listening to 98.5Copy !req
3. The Ray!Copy !req
4. This hellhole's number-one voice of freedom.Copy !req
5. Sounds like number 2 to me!Copy !req
6. Get off my frequency, rodent!Copy !req
7. Speaking of number 2,Copy !req
8. Here's what Rat thinks aboutCopy !req
9. That B.S. Work duty warden is shoveling on us.Copy !req
10. Shut up, hack.Copy !req
11. They Ray will lead the revolution.Copy !req
12. Don't eat that cafeteria slop.Copy !req
13. It's laced with cough suppressant.Copy !req
14. Hey, like a horse took a dump in your bowl!Copy !req
15. Turn that crap down!Copy !req
16. You turn that crap dow...Copy !req
17. You're listening to 98.5Copy !req
18. The Ray.Copy !req
19. What if this incites the inmates even more?Copy !req
20. I mean, whoever they are,Copy !req
21. The Ray and the Rat have lots of loyal listeners.Copy !req
22. No prisoner of mine
is gonna miss someCopy !req
23. Cowardly voice on a staticky old radio.Copy !req
24. I Won't... I mean, they won't!Copy !req
25. Nope, but I'm going to give themCopy !req
26. 3,000 channels of super TV!Copy !req
27. And how did high-school gym classCopy !req
28. Make you feel?Copy !req
29. I don't know.Copy !req
30. Different, I guess.Copy !req
31. You are different.Copy !req
32. You're a beautiful, strong woman.Copy !req
33. Right, audience?Copy !req
34. Yeah!Copy !req
35. When we come back,Copy !req
36. Alice tells us about the first timeCopy !req
37. She stole her mother's personal massager.Copy !req
38. And someone in this audience getsCopy !req
39. A brand-new pruno maker!Copy !req
40. Enough with the daytime talk, huh?Copy !req
41. What else is on?Copy !req
42. Give me that.Copy !req
43. A heat wave is...Copy !req
44. taste.Copy !req
45. Jailpup!Copy !req
46. He's not even a real dog!Copy !req
47. I thought we should talk.Copy !req
48. I'm all ears.Copy !req
49. We both want to destroy that idiotCopy !req
50. And rule the airwaves.Copy !req
51. Maybe it's time we join our forcesCopy !req
52. And build a new empire!Copy !req
53. Where are your forces?Copy !req
54. "Jailpup" is definitely
the breakout show of the season!Copy !req
55. Really?Copy !req
56. Oh, don't be so in character!Copy !req
57. I don't remember us green-lightingCopy !req
58. Some of these other series.Copy !req
59. TV isn't rocket science.Copy !req
60. It's brain candy!Copy !req
61. All you have to do is trust your gut.Copy !req
62. Well, whatever you're doing, it's working.Copy !req
63. It's time for "Jailpup."Copy !req
64. Looks like we're all out of worms, Gary...Copy !req
65. I mean Pop.Copy !req
66. Good thing I brought one of my own.Copy !req
67. What is it, Jailpup?Copy !req
68. Is China stuck in the septic tank again?Copy !req
69. Don't go!Copy !req
70. Come back, Jailpup!Copy !req
71. I'm sorry!Copy !req
72. Today's program is bought to you by the number 2.Copy !req
73. They are playing our show.Copy !req
74. We ought to be in pictures.Copy !req
75. Hello, Superjail!Copy !req
76. This is the Ray!Copy !req
77. And rat!Copy !req
78. We've joined forces,Copy !req
79. And we're broadcasting together live.Copy !req
80. From Planet Radio!Copy !req
81. What?Copy !req
82. Planet Radio?Copy !req
83. Yes!Copy !req
84. Planet Radio!Copy !req
85. You can smell the airwaves of freedom.Copy !req
86. Here at Planet Radio,Copy !req
87. We can say whatever we wantCopy !req
88. And do what ever we want!Copy !req
89. Today we have a special guest hostageCopy !req
90. In the studio.Copy !req
91. Sir!Copy !req
92. Green light!Copy !req
93. I love mimes!Copy !req
94. Jared, let's give these two artistesCopy !req
95. Their own variety hour.Copy !req
96. Sir!Copy !req
97. There's something weird going on around here.Copy !req
98. Oh, Alice, you've been watching too muchCopy !req
99. "extreme phobia facers."Copy !req
100. They've got Jailpup...Copy !req
101. I mean, Jailbot!Copy !req
102. Where's "Jailpup"?Copy !req
103. Did you mess with the channel settings?Copy !req
104. No, just turned it on.Copy !req
105. All I know...Copy !req
106. Is that puppy gives me something to live for.Copy !req
107. It's just a show.Copy !req
108. Don't be scared, boy.Copy !req
109. Everybody just wants you to come home, Jailpup.Copy !req
110. I know I can't save you.Copy !req
111. Maybe Timmy can!Copy !req
112. Hey, everybody!Copy !req
113. Listen up!Copy !req
114. Who wants to go save Jailpup?Copy !req
115. Yeah!Copy !req
116. They want all security systems disabled,Copy !req
117. Plus some serious money!Copy !req
118. That'll be the day.Copy !req
119. Don't rats carry disease or something?Copy !req
120. Plague!Copy !req
121. Oh, my dear, sweet necrotized Alice.Copy !req
122. Jared, where is Planet Radio?Copy !req
123. I want this fetid vermin obliteratedCopy !req
124. From my universe!Copy !req
125. I'm sorry, sir,Copy !req
126. But without Jailbot,Copy !req
127. Our surveillance capability is caput.Copy !req
128. They could be anywhere.Copy !req
129. Done!Copy !req
130. Jailpup!Copy !req
131. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
132. Jailpup! Nooo!Copy !req
133. Timmy's here for you!Copy !req
134. Wake up, boy!Copy !req
135. It's time to come back now.Copy !req
136. You... you can't leave like this, boy!Copy !req
137. You're my puppy!Copy !req
138. I'll never let anyone molest you again!Copy !req
139. You haven't heard the last of me!Copy !req