1. What the hell?Copy !req
2. Nova?Copy !req
3. Wow! They make people even smaller than Jared!Copy !req
4. It's a baby, duh.Copy !req
5. Hey, warden.Copy !req
6. It seems like one of your inmates
knocked up one of mine.Copy !req
7. This precious cargo needs a daddy-o,Copy !req
8. Which reminds me of a song I wrote.Copy !req
9. It's about responsibility.Copy !req
10. We'll teach that "weirdress"Copy !req
11. A thing or two about responsibility.Copy !req
12. Once we identify your papa,Copy !req
13. You little bundle of criminal instincts.Copy !req
14. You'll get the
paternal bonding you need toCopy !req
15. Overcome your murderous tendencies and achieveCopy !req
16. Everything you want in life.Copy !req
17. It seems our beautiful bastard'sCopy !req
18. Genetic match has vamoosed!Copy !req
19. Had to get his DNA sampleCopy !req
20. From this old spank mag in his cell.Copy !req
21. Pig.Copy !req
22. No matter!Copy !req
23. If modern science can create a baby in a lab,Copy !req
24. Then why not a parent?Copy !req
25. I've been waiting all week to try outCopy !req
26. Our new clone-amajig!Copy !req
27. Nein!Copy !req
28. But look at zeez readouts!Copy !req
29. Off-ze-chart tendencies toward anger,Copy !req
30. Violence, misogyny...Copy !req
31. And only a microscopic quotientCopy !req
32. Of selfless love!Copy !req
33. It's called "playing God"Copy !req
34. For a reason, doctor!Copy !req
35. Let's have some fun!Copy !req
36. Warden, no!Copy !req
37. Multitudes of similitude.Copy !req
38. I feel we are kindred spirits
with these fellow multi-kind.Copy !req
39. Agreed.Copy !req
40. Socialize we must.Copy !req
41. Commence with the rolling
of the good times.Copy !req
42. Jackknife was our most unruly inmate,Copy !req
43. And now there are thousands of him!Copy !req
44. Giving us an even greater poolCopy !req
45. Of potential papas!Copy !req
46. Oh, boy, is this baby lucky!Copy !req
47. Sir, I-I'm not sure the clonesCopy !req
48. Will sit through your parenting lectures.Copy !req
49. We can't snuff out the pick of the litterCopy !req
50. Without a little child rearing 101.Copy !req
51. Shouldn't you have changed
the real baby by now?Copy !req
52. He'll tell us when he needs something.Copy !req
53. Babies take care of themselves, Jared.Copy !req
54. Hope you don't mind a little chafing.Copy !req
55. Sir, this is a disaster!Copy !req
56. They're destroying each other and Superjail!Copy !req
57. It's called natural selection, Jared.Copy !req
58. Survival of the fittest.Copy !req
59. They're instinctively competing
for the honor of fatherhood.Copy !req
60. And to stand in their way is to denyCopy !req
61. The will of papa nature!Copy !req
62. These will surely be most comforting environmentsCopy !req
63. For our human playmates.Copy !req
64. Brother, is the repository of finerCopy !req
65. Personal gadgetry holding a sale?Copy !req
66. Any chair may become a massaging chairCopy !req
67. With this portable padding device!Copy !req
68. Such serenity.Copy !req
69. This device calculates the precise pointCopy !req
70. Of the host planet's daily rotation.Copy !req
71. And suspends the data in midair.Copy !req
72. These memory-foam slippersCopy !req
73. Are the softest substance in the fourteen phases!Copy !req
74. Doughnuts, at home, any time?Copy !req
75. Yeah, sorry.Copy !req
76. Those are just for show.Copy !req
77. Wait here.Copy !req
78. In all my years at Superjail,Copy !req
79. I've never seen a massCopy !req
80. Breakout on this scale!Copy !req
81. Pish-posh!Copy !req
82. This sweet silence clearly meansCopy !req
83. The clones are off contemplatingCopy !req
84. The colossal opportunityCopy !req
85. Of raising their own.Copy !req
86. Perhaps our new twin buddiesCopy !req
87. Would like a sip of our "slushie-slug."Copy !req
88. It seems they'd rather pal aroundCopy !req
89. With their new, new buddies.Copy !req
90. This disrupts our right to party.Copy !req
91. It is no consequence, brother.Copy !req
92. Us multi-kind are never truly
by our lonesome.Copy !req
93. You've done it!Copy !req
94. You've conquered the competitionCopy !req
95. And claimed this cuddly,Copy !req
96. Would-be con as your own!Copy !req