1. Aah!Copy !req
2. Aaaaahhh!Copy !req
3. Aah!Copy !req
4. Aah!Copy !req
5. Eeh!Copy !req
6. Aah!Copy !req
7. Aaaaahhh!Copy !req
8. This is a disaster!Copy !req
9. Our cafeteria staff is slaughtered.Copy !req
10. Our food is tainted with body parts.Copy !req
11. How am I supposed to get this place up
and running in time for breakfast?Copy !req
12. I don't get paid
enough for thisCopy !req
13. - I want a raise.
- I can't give you a raise.Copy !req
14. But we are a little thin
in the kitchen department.Copy !req
15. How about a night shift?Copy !req
16. Screw you.Copy !req
17. Double your salary.Copy !req
18. You do know how to cook, don't you?Copy !req
19. Can't be that hard.Copy !req
20. Uh, it's just a bunch of
crap mixed together, right?Copy !req
21. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
22. I want my midnight snack.Copy !req
23. That doesn't look like Salisbury steak.Copy !req
24. Jared!Copy !req
25. Aah!Copy !req
26. Try this.Copy !req
27. Wow! That's delicious!Copy !req
28. I know.Copy !req
29. It's like my taste buds have been
awakened from a long winter slumber.Copy !req
30. Save some for the rest of us, Chubbo.Copy !req
31. Mmm.Copy !req
32. What's the next event on my calendar?Copy !req
33. We need an excuse for a feast.Copy !req
34. Well, there's nothing
on the docket except for theCopy !req
35. yearly electric chair—
Perfect!Copy !req
36. We'll have a seven-course
last meal of last meals.Copy !req
37. Send someone out with a real bang.Copy !req
38. But, sir, it's just a test.Copy !req
39. Oh, Jared, there you go
again worrying about the details.Copy !req
40. You should worry about the sweet
deliciousness of flavor thatCopy !req
41. will be creamily rolling down your throat
and soaking into your bloodstream.Copy !req
42. But if you don't want to be invited to
No, I do.Copy !req
43. Let's fry someone.Copy !req
44. Aah!Copy !req
45. You are invited to a
last meal in honor of yourCopy !req
46. execution.Copy !req
47. Beef or chicken?Copy !req
48. Mmm.Copy !req
49. Both, please.Copy !req
50. Look, real food!Copy !req
51. No seconds, fatso.Copy !req
52. Aah!Copy !req
53. Aah!Copy !req
54. Aah!Copy !req
55. Aah!Copy !req
56. Uh-oh.Copy !req
57. Small seasonal window on
black winter truffles.Copy !req
58. Oh, I see.Copy !req
59. We're not good enough to get picked.Copy !req
60. Well, I'm not gonna be asshole
left on the ground here to rot!Copy !req
61. Aaaahhhh!Copy !req
62. Looks like the veggies are tired of...
being small potatoes.Copy !req
63. I hear you're the
woman who's been making myCopy !req
64. gastric juices go gaga.Copy !req
65. Beat it.Copy !req
66. I don't have time for food groupies.Copy !req
67. They say the way to a man's
heart is through his stomach.Copy !req
68. Gross.Copy !req
69. Noooooo!Copy !req
70. So, is this special ingredient
bigger than a bread box?Copy !req
71. I mean, I-I don't know what
you have planned, but I loveCopy !req
72. macaroni and cheese.Copy !req
73. Whoa.Copy !req
74. Wee, wee, wee.Copy !req
75. Let's go.Copy !req
76. Truffle jackpot.Copy !req
77. That's a dirty mushroom.Copy !req
78. Truffles are mushrooms, genius.Copy !req
79. We almost froze to
death for a mushroom, Alice?Copy !req
80. A mushroom?Copy !req
81. I mean, blech!Copy !req
82. I don't want to tell you how
to do your job, but I know myCopy !req
83. inmates, and they don't
like mush— whoa!Copy !req
84. Blech!Copy !req
85. Looks like someone's been
messing with our turf.Copy !req
86. Bitch.Copy !req
87. What is taking so freakin'Copy !req
88. long?Copy !req
89. If I don't eat something soon,
I am going to kill someone!Copy !req
90. I heard Alice's flambé is to die for.Copy !req
91. Have some manners.Copy !req
92. Where's Alice?Copy !req
93. Don't worry about it, shorty.Copy !req
94. We can handle it.Copy !req
95. But — cookie,
grab a couple moreCopy !req
96. cases of lips and rectums.Copy !req
97. Now is our chance to
produce for the produce.Copy !req
98. Yes.Copy !req
99. Oopsies.Copy !req
100. What are you doing here, guard?Copy !req
101. I don't see anyone who needs raping.Copy !req
102. Here we go.Copy !req
103. Why are we
restraining this man?Copy !req
104. Let him go.Copy !req
105. This is Superjail, man.Copy !req
106. We're life affirming.Copy !req
107. Speaking of life affirming,
where's our culinary queen?Copy !req
108. Let's get her out here.Copy !req
109. Alice!Copy !req
110. Alice!Copy !req
111. Alice!Copy !req
112. Aah!Copy !req
113. Aah!Copy !req
114. Be right back.Copy !req
115. Alice!Copy !req
116. Let's move.Copy !req
117. So, chef Aphrodite,
what's the first course?Copy !req
118. It's an auberge du pommier.Copy !req
119. A what du what?Copy !req
120. Oh! Truffle soup!Copy !req
121. Ooh!Copy !req
122. I love truffles!Copy !req
123. Smells like...Copy !req
124. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
125. No!Copy !req
126. Don't eat the food!Copy !req
127. Aah!Copy !req
128. Aah!Copy !req
129. Aah!Copy !req
130. Aah!Copy !req
131. Aaaahhhh!Copy !req
132. Mmm. Delicious.Copy !req
133. Ahh.Copy !req
134. I am stuffed.Copy !req
135. I can't wait to see
what's for breakfast.Copy !req
136. I quit.Copy !req