1. This new full-body scan is a
total invasion of my privacy!Copy !req
2. At least we're out of the cells, huh?Copy !req
3. Hope you got enough
in there for everyone!Copy !req
4. Just kidding.Copy !req
5. Jared, why is my line stopped?Copy !req
6. Uh, that inmate seems
to be distracted by a game.Copy !req
7. Spoiling it for the
whole group just so he can haveCopy !req
8. some playtime all by himself?Copy !req
9. I want this "solitary Larry's"Copy !req
10. little toy thrown right in the furnace!Copy !req
11. Sir, that game has done
wonders for Jimbo's temperament!Copy !req
12. Video games are a great
outlet for aggression!Copy !req
13. Games that indulge the
senses and soothe the soul.Copy !req
14. Perhaps Superjail's entire
populace could reap the benefitsCopy !req
15. were I to somehow make this gaming
experience one of multiple players.Copy !req
16. We must hide our band of contra.Copy !req
17. But where?Copy !req
18. No one shall find it here.Copy !req
19. Fantastic journey.Copy !req
20. Agreed, brother.Copy !req
21. Greetings, twins.Copy !req
22. Idiots.Copy !req
23. Elder-broodlings!Copy !req
24. Your horns are greater distended
since the last we met.Copy !req
25. Yes. We are awesome.Copy !req
26. We return from another successful
penetration of the cerebrosphere.Copy !req
27. In a new vessel father bought us.Copy !req
28. Fancy.Copy !req
29. We find ourselves near the
lesser-world in which you twoCopy !req
30. amble about in such lame fashion.Copy !req
31. We are not lame!Copy !req
32. In fact... we have conquered this
whole sector in the name ofCopy !req
33. father, the grand overlord!Copy !req
34. Yes, and people are
saying we are the cool.Copy !req
35. Very coolest!Copy !req
36. In this sector's local tongue, we
are known as "bad-a mo-f-ers."Copy !req
37. Then you will spare no effortCopy !req
38. in accommodating our visit.Copy !req
39. We shall arrive in
three lunar oscillations.Copy !req
40. My Cyberjail-64 will
tap into our collectiveCopy !req
41. subconscious, generating a
fantastical game world whereCopy !req
42. virtual violence is as
harmless as a handshake!Copy !req
43. And best of all, every one
of us can play it together!Copy !req
44. Hurry, whilst the humans busy
themselves with playthings.Copy !req
45. Our redecorations must be
perfect,Copy !req
46. Lest our fib be exposed!Copy !req
47. The mockery would be unending.Copy !req
48. Get ready, gang!Copy !req
49. So boring.Copy !req
50. I'm outta here.Copy !req
51. No, wait!Copy !req
52. Give it a chance!Copy !req
53. And the adventure begins!Copy !req
54. Welcome to Cyberjail!Copy !req
55. Let your savage imaginations run wild!Copy !req
56. Straighten your headpiece, brother.Copy !req
57. Tender-broodlings!Copy !req
58. So joyous is our reunion.Copy !req
59. We have been schooled.Copy !req
60. Do not just sit there, mired
in your fungal excretions.Copy !req
61. Escort us through your
respectable palace.Copy !req
62. Ooh, it's our first mob
of make-believe enemy combatants!Copy !req
63. Let's get 'em!Copy !req
64. Hey! Kill-stealer!Copy !req
65. Aw, I totally leveled up just then!Copy !req
66. I feel freakin' great!Copy !req
67. Wow, even
the pain seems real!Copy !req
68. Is the depiction of such
graphic bloodshed necessary?Copy !req
69. A little virtual
violence never hurt anyone!Copy !req
70. Hmm, dare I say you whelps have
actually made something of yourselves.Copy !req
71. We, too, could use a
sanctuary of respite.Copy !req
72. Yours will do fine.Copy !req
73. No!Copy !req
74. This is ours!Copy !req
75. It is one thing you may not have!Copy !req
76. To rebuke one's elder-brood!Copy !req
77. Why, that sounds like a...Copy !req
78. Challenge.Copy !req
79. Winners take the domain of the losers.Copy !req
80. But, brood wars are officiated by...Copy !req
81. We request...Copy !req
82. the presence of...Copy !req
83. Ozzal!Copy !req
84. Father!Copy !req
85. Look at me!Copy !req
86. Way to go, buddy buddies!Copy !req
87. Wow, they're actually
workin' together to do somethingCopy !req
88. besides kill each other.Copy !req
89. And there's still more
cooperative chaos to come!Copy !req
90. The final stage can't be far off.Copy !req
91. Father.Copy !req
92. Ah, my favored hatchlings.Copy !req
93. Has your new conquest
vessel pleased you?Copy !req
94. We are pleased, father.Copy !req
95. Pleased.Copy !req
96. And you two?Copy !req
97. Behold our prized
conquests, the arthropiacs.Copy !req
98. The opposing brood will
now produce its warriors.Copy !req
99. We have no subjects to
fight on our behalf!Copy !req
100. We are boned!Copy !req
101. Yeah!Copy !req
102. At last, the final stage!Copy !req
103. Are we ready, guys?Copy !req
104. Rainbow-python combo-attack, go!Copy !req
105. Their confusion is our solution.Copy !req
106. Brothers, it is time to
uphold the family motto.Copy !req
107. "Cheat!"Copy !req
108. Cheating, eh?Copy !req
109. Now this takes me back!Copy !req
110. I cannot remember of the last
time we all cheated together.Copy !req
111. You evil game boss, you!Copy !req
112. Come on!Copy !req
113. Whoever gets high score is
off work duty for a week!Copy !req
114. Does he taste angry?Copy !req
115. Your victory is invalid, hornless ones!Copy !req
116. You've incapacitated the officiator!Copy !req
117. I have not had such fun
in 10,000 metacycles!Copy !req
118. So honored am I that my prodigal
sons include me in their merriment.Copy !req
119. What?Copy !req
120. You've therefore won my domain
and are now overlords ofCopy !req
121. our home world!Copy !req
122. Overlords?Copy !req
123. But father, we are your
favored hatchlings!Copy !req
124. Yet you are too timid to
bisect your own patriarch!Copy !req
125. Now come, you two!Copy !req
126. An eternity of glorious
administrative servitude awaits!Copy !req
127. Work?Copy !req
128. Real work?Copy !req
129. Like work, work?Copy !req
130. Most of your ideas are dumb,
but this one turned out kinda cool.Copy !req
131. Once in a rare while
Alice, everybody wins.Copy !req
132. Let the sadness commence.Copy !req
133. We staked our domain
on a mere playground.Copy !req
134. Our shame is thusly compounded.Copy !req
135. Study hard, boys.Copy !req
136. Overlording requires discipline!Copy !req
137. such matters of
interphasic sectorialCopy !req
138. arbitration are adjudicated by means...Copy !req
139. Lame.Copy !req
140. - Not fun.Copy !req
141. - I want this to stop now.Copy !req
142. This thing, I do not like.Copy !req
143. Kill me, please.Copy !req
144. Make it and.Copy !req