1. There! That's where
I want the new petting zoo!Copy !req
2. Now, should I list the animals
by name, rarity, or hostilityCopy !req
3. towards human contact?Copy !req
4. I've got it memorized each way.Copy !req
5. Sir, don't you think the
inmates would benefit fromCopy !req
6. something more practical?Copy !req
7. A computer lab would —
Be totally boring!Copy !req
8. This is Superjail, not
super-detention, Jared!Copy !req
9. I've never let an inmate die of
boredom, and I won't start nowCopy !req
10. just 'cause you think like a failure!Copy !req
11. Sir, "failure" is
an awfully harsh word.Copy !req
12. Hey, don't beat yourself up.Copy !req
13. Sure, Superjail would suck
if we did things your way.Copy !req
14. But that's why I'm here —
to protect you from being anCopy !req
15. uninspired, shortsighted,
small-thinking, failure!Copy !req
16. Failure! Failure!Copy !req
17. Now, as for that petting zoo...Copy !req
18. Oh, my God! Warden!Copy !req
19. What have I done?Copy !req
20. Hey, you dicks up here? Yo.Copy !req
21. I got to ask the warden which library
I'm dozing to make room for that zoo.Copy !req
22. Uh, you just missed him!Copy !req
23. He — he actually told me we're
not getting a petting zoo.Copy !req
24. We're getting a computer lab.Copy !req
25. Pfft. Whatever.Copy !req
26. That's fine.Copy !req
27. That is fine!Copy !req
28. I can run Superjail my own way now!Copy !req
29. And don't you worry, warden!Copy !req
30. This failure will get you fixed
up good as new, right after ICopy !req
31. order those computers.Copy !req
32. With all due respect,
sir, this job is easy.Copy !req
33. Of course! He's right here.Copy !req
34. "Splendiferous job,
my big metal buddy!"Copy !req
35. Energy drinks?Copy !req
36. Really?Copy !req
37. Looks like someone's having
a hard time keeping up.Copy !req
38. You're not the warden!Copy !req
39. You're just my mind playing tricks!Copy !req
40. I can handle Superjail all on my own!Copy !req
41. What happened to mein power?Copy !req
42. Nein! Nein!Copy !req
43. Be still, mein beautiful
kindermonstrum!Copy !req
44. You mustn't leave your papa's side!Copy !req
45. Ze world will not
understand your purity!Copy !req
46. Not mein old sewage treatment network!Copy !req
47. You will be lost forever, and
smell like ze stinky poopy!Copy !req
48. Come back to me!Copy !req
49. Come back, mein beauties!Copy !req
50. Nein!Copy !req
51. My laboratory has been castrated!Copy !req
52. Explain!Copy !req
53. You can continue your
silly, little experiments whenCopy !req
54. some more resources pop up.Copy !req
55. Idiot!Copy !req
56. Mein lab's stability is vital
to Superjail's wellbeing!Copy !req
57. Sorry, doc, but this
comes directly from the warden.Copy !req
58. Zis is ze biggest mistake
Superjail has ever made!Copy !req
59. We will all pay!Copy !req
60. Whew! Tough work!Copy !req
61. But it's all worth it!Copy !req
62. They'll earn G.E.D.s, read
about current events.Copy !req
63. They'll become better people!Copy !req
64. Are all of you
just looking at porn?Copy !req
65. Dude, man, your voice is
such a serious boner killer.Copy !req
66. Congrats on the
porn den, failure.Copy !req
67. Shut up!Copy !req
68. I am not a failure!Copy !req
69. Everybody, run!Copy !req
70. Hey, fellas, if you got to be loud about
it, take it to your cells, all right?Copy !req
71. Warden! No!Copy !req
72. Nice work, buddy.Copy !req
73. Getting eaten by a big, freaky dog —
exactly what I had in mind for today.Copy !req
74. Big success.Copy !req
75. Don't worry, warden!Copy !req
76. Everything will be fine!Copy !req
77. Just play dead!Copy !req
78. Alice! The warden's been —
Out of my shot, diva!Copy !req
79. I'm doing my Greco-Roman
training webcast.Copy !req
80. Hey, your ugly mug's making
all my viewers drop off!Copy !req
81. Your viewers are
being mangled by monsters!Copy !req
82. Mmm, sounds kinky.Copy !req
83. I can do this!Copy !req
84. I can do this! I can do this!Copy !req
85. No chance, failure!Copy !req
86. No way, failure!Copy !req
87. Unh-unh, failure!Copy !req
88. Failure!Copy !req
89. Failure!Copy !req
90. Failure!Copy !req
91. Failure!Copy !req
92. Failure!Copy !req
93. Failure!Copy !req
94. Drink up, failure!Copy !req
95. More hair of the dog, failure?Copy !req
96. All of you, shut up!Copy !req
97. Ugh! Quit it!Copy !req
98. I can do this!Copy !req
99. I can be the boss!Copy !req
100. No!Copy !req
101. I am a failure!Copy !req
102. Oh, why have mein babies left me for
a world that can't love zem as I do?Copy !req
103. I'm telling you,
doctor, I'm sorry!Copy !req
104. But you've got to help me!Copy !req
105. You're the only one who knows
the old sewage treatment plant!Copy !req
106. How could zey think they're
better off without me?Copy !req
107. All I ever did was give zem a
home, and all the extraneousCopy !req
108. limbs zey wanted.Copy !req
109. Sometimes people — or mutant monsters,
I guess — can forget their place.Copy !req
110. That's why they need a good
leader to keep them in line!Copy !req
111. If your babies need you, then
damn it, let's go get them!Copy !req
112. And the warden!Copy !req
113. And put all of Superjail
back to normal!Copy !req
114. God, little man, you speak ze truth!Copy !req
115. I shall reclaim mein family!Copy !req
116. Oh, thank you, doctor!Copy !req
117. And I'll get your electricity back, plus
all the funding you need from now on!Copy !req
118. Plus, I get to keep your scrumptious
cranium upon your demise.Copy !req
119. Deal!Copy !req
120. Blind spot, 2:00!Copy !req
121. On it!Copy !req
122. The Omni-hound requires warmth
and seclusion for it's den.Copy !req
123. We ride to ze sedimentation tanks!Copy !req
124. Here I come, warden!Copy !req
125. A guard dog is useless
once it's known love!Copy !req
126. You've practically killed
this animal yourself!Copy !req
127. So you may as well kill
this animal yourself!Copy !req
128. Now, as for that petting zoo —
Great idea, sir!Copy !req
129. I must say, Jared, this
was one terrific idea! Ja!Copy !req
130. I should've been charging admission
for zis years ago!Copy !req
131. I'm so glad
everything worked out!Copy !req
132. I'll always protect and serve you, sir!Copy !req
133. Uh, ahem-ahem-ahem!Copy !req
134. Then what do you call this, smart guy?Copy !req