1. Keep pushing, nimrods.Copy !req
2. Almost there.Copy !req
3. So, this is the Warden's bedroom.Copy !req
4. Holy moly!Copy !req
5. Oh, it so postmodern eclectic.Copy !req
6. You been reading too much
"Glory Holes & Gardens."Copy !req
7. Don't start with me during a robbery!Copy !req
8. Knock it off, you two fruits!Copy !req
9. According to my reconnaissance mission,Copy !req
10. The Warden's master key to the whole prison,Copy !req
11. Should be in a safe, right here.Copy !req
12. Bingo!Copy !req
13. You can thank me later gentlemen,Copy !req
14. Perhaps when we're poolside,Copy !req
15. Entertaining some lady friend.Copy !req
16. All right, Ash, let's go.Copy !req
17. What?Copy !req
18. Do your thing.Copy !req
19. No, it's a shiv!Copy !req
20. That is a shank!Copy !req
21. The proper name for this is a shiv!Copy !req
22. Shank!Copy !req
23. Shiv!Copy !req
24. - Shank!
- Shiv!Copy !req
25. A good-natured disagreement between friends.Copy !req
26. Looks like I better step in and
help resolve their little spat.Copy !req
27. Uh, sir, that's not the best idea.Copy !req
28. Nonsense, Jared.Copy !req
29. The inmates respect me as a leader, a friend,Copy !req
30. And a dispute mediator.Copy !req
31. Good day, gentlemen.Copy !req
32. I couldn't help but overhear your disagreement,Copy !req
33. And let me say,Copy !req
34. That there's plenty of room in this prisonCopy !req
35. For all homemade and manufactured weapons.Copy !req
36. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
37. It's almost as if they didn't respect me at all!Copy !req
38. You have all the respect you needCopy !req
39. In that bulletproof, fireproof,Copy !req
40. Aryan-proof suit.Copy !req
41. Which you're not wearing again.Copy !req
42. Nope.Copy !req
43. I will never hide from my own inmates.Copy !req
44. I...Copy !req
45. Where the hell is that suit?Copy !req
46. Give me that goddamn thing.Copy !req
47. Come on, enough with the yellow.Copy !req
48. We need the blue flame, Ash.Copy !req
49. Give me the blue!Copy !req
50. I'm trying!Copy !req
51. What's taking so long?Copy !req
52. It's the warden!Copy !req
53. Skedaddle!Copy !req
54. What are you doing in my bedroom?Copy !req
55. I... help!Copy !req
56. Help?Copy !req
57. Oh, you came here to help?Copy !req
58. A toasty fire.Copy !req
59. That helpful.Copy !req
60. There I was, thinking respect was missingCopy !req
61. From this institution.Copy !req
62. And here you show up like some hideouslyCopy !req
63. Disfigured little angelCopy !req
64. To remind me that all is not lost.Copy !req
65. Uh, yeah!Copy !req
66. Beautiful, isn't it?Copy !req
67. Except they never get the crotchCopy !req
68. Right in that painting.Copy !req
69. Come on!Copy !req
70. Get on in there!Copy !req
71. They're not gonna bite you!Copy !req
72. Look, Ash, we're sorryCopy !req
73. You got left behind in the Warden's bedroom.Copy !req
74. But some of us don't know whatCopy !req
75. Sticking together means.Copy !req
76. So, what did he, throw you
a beating or something?Copy !req
77. Uh, he taught me respect.Copy !req
78. Boy, he really did a number on you.Copy !req
79. God, look at his face!Copy !req
80. And he didn't mention anything missing?Copy !req
81. Here comes the warden!Copy !req
82. In an effort to rediscoverCopy !req
83. What's been missing here in Superjail...Copy !req
84. I think he noticed something missing.Copy !req
85. We're giving you
all new work assignments.Copy !req
86. You!Copy !req
87. You'll be transferred to
scorpion insemination.Copy !req
88. You'll be on underwater-elevator testing.Copy !req
89. And you... riot mopping!Copy !req
90. Uh, you know, Jared,
we still need someone toCopy !req
91. Re-wallpaper my hobby room.Copy !req
92. Sir, you want an
inmate in your hobby room?Copy !req
93. How about... that one?Copy !req
94. Send him to my hobby room.Copy !req
95. Balls.Copy !req
96. Perhaps my old pal pappy
should have a crack at it.Copy !req
97. The safe did that to him.Copy !req
98. Imagine what the Warden's
doing to Ash right now!Copy !req
99. Why don't I take the safe back to my cell.Copy !req
100. And I'll get back to you guys?Copy !req
101. No, no, no.Copy !req
102. You're coming with us to
save Ash's burnt ass.Copy !req
103. Let's go.Copy !req
104. I just popped in
to see how you're gluing.Copy !req
105. I'm uh...Copy !req
106. Gluing just fine.Copy !req
107. Time for a break!Copy !req
108. And what better way to appreciate your hard workCopy !req
109. Than by taking a step backCopy !req
110. And admiring it from afar?Copy !req
111. Let's sail!Copy !req
112. It's beautiful!Copy !req
113. Yes, if you respect Superjail,Copy !req
114. It reveals all its beauty.Copy !req
115. Oh, no!Copy !req
116. We're gonna die!Copy !req
117. But that's okay.Copy !req
118. We'll die together.Copy !req
119. Two men who respect one another.Copy !req
120. Ignite!Copy !req
121. Oh my goodness.Copy !req
122. How did you do that?Copy !req
123. You just put your fingers together,Copy !req
124. And remember the happiest momentsCopy !req
125. Of your life.Copy !req
126. Papa, I want a pony!Copy !req
127. Of course, my boy!Copy !req
128. Why, you can have as many ponies as you want,Copy !req
129. Just as soon as they finish working
their shift in the factory.Copy !req
130. Hardest-working ponies I never met.Copy !req
131. I like ponies, too.Copy !req
132. Really?Copy !req
133. They're my favorite.Copy !req
134. Pretty!Copy !req
135. Come back, beautiful pony!Copy !req
136. Ash, you opened up to me,Copy !req
137. And because of that,Copy !req
138. I am proud to call you my special friend.Copy !req
139. It appears we've come to
save a snitch after all.Copy !req
140. Ash is no snitch.Copy !req
141. The secrets you've shared with meCopy !req
142. Will bond us forever.Copy !req
143. He's turned stoolie.Copy !req
144. Oh, that bastard!Copy !req
145. You're getting really "big buddy man" with the warden.Copy !req
146. We wouldn't want you to tell your new girlfriendCopy !req
147. Whose got the safe.Copy !req
148. I'd never do that.Copy !req
149. I'm not a stoolie!Copy !req
150. Then prove it...Copy !req
151. By burning down the Warden's bedroom!Copy !req
152. Ash!Copy !req
153. What a pleasant surprise!Copy !req
154. And speaking of which,
I've got a big surprise for you!Copy !req
155. Ponies!Copy !req
156. Pick the one you want.Copy !req
157. This one!Copy !req
158. That one's mine.Copy !req
159. Let's dream!Copy !req
160. What the...Copy !req
161. Pony?Copy !req
162. I want a pony!Copy !req
163. Let's get him!Copy !req
164. Warden!Copy !req
165. Oh, goodness!Copy !req
166. Not my sweet Ash!Copy !req
167. That's for refusing to burn downCopy !req
168. The Warden's room to proveCopy !req
169. You're not a stoolie, you stoolie!Copy !req
170. He's a noble soul!Copy !req
171. I've got to save him!Copy !req
172. The only way you can save him nowCopy !req
173. Is to burn down your room.Copy !req
174. That's it, Jared!Copy !req
175. I'll burn down your room!Copy !req
176. My room?Copy !req
177. Yes, as long as they see smoke,Copy !req
178. This mob's flame lust will be satisfied.Copy !req
179. But, sir!Copy !req
180. Don't be so selfish, Jared.Copy !req
181. Besides, it'll be just a small, controlled blaze.Copy !req
182. Remember the happiest moments of your life.Copy !req
183. Goodbye, Jean.Copy !req
184. You will always be one of the topCopy !req
185. I don't know... 10, 15 loves of my life.Copy !req
186. You can't be serious.Copy !req
187. Come on in.Copy !req
188. It's safe in this safe.Copy !req
189. Don't just be standing there.Copy !req
190. Join us in our safety.Copy !req
191. What do we do now?Copy !req
192. Your automatic sprinkler system is designedCopy !req
193. To protect this room at all costs.Copy !req
194. Quick! My escape pod!Copy !req
195. Jared! We made it!Copy !req
196. Yes, we did.Copy !req
197. Uh, do tell.Copy !req
198. What paradise does this vehicleCopy !req
199. Take us to, anyway?Copy !req
200. Ultrajail.Copy !req