1. GRAZIE!Copy !req
2. GRAZIE!Copy !req
3. AAAAH!Copy !req
4. STREET ♪
♪ OH!Copy !req
5. AND MAFIA DONS!Copy !req
6. JARED HERE, LIVE FROM
SUPERJAIL'S GREATEST SPECTACLECopy !req
7. OF SPORTING.Copy !req
8. TELL US WHY WE'RE HERE, ALICE.Copy !req
9. NUH.Copy !req
10. THAT'S RIGHT —
IT'S TIME FOR THE SUPERJAILCopy !req
11. GRAND PRIX, THE ONE TIME OF YEAR
WHERE BREAKOUTS AND SUICIDES ARECopy !req
12. REPLACED WITH ELBOW GREASE AND
IMAGINATION.Copy !req
13. THESE CUSTOM-BUILT CARS ARE
ABOUT TO RACE FOR THE PRIZE ONLYCopy !req
14. A PRISON CAN GIVE — FREEDOM!Copy !req
15. THAT IS, IF YOU-KNOW-WHO
DOESN'T BEAT THEM TO THE FINISH.Copy !req
16. TO DATE, OUR WARDEN IS THE
SUPERJAIL GRAND PRIX'SCopy !req
17. UNDEFEATED CHAMP.Copy !req
18. BUT IT'S NOT A CRIME TO DREAM,
BOYS.Copy !req
19. NOPE — JUST STUPID.Copy !req
20. WELL?Copy !req
21. HAVE YOU GOT THE WARDEN-MOBILE'S
FINAL COMPONENT?Copy !req
22. OH! WHAT-A THE HELL, EH?Copy !req
23. HELL?
OH, NO. YOU FLATTER ME.Copy !req
24. THIS IS MERELY SUPERJAIL.Copy !req
25. I AM THE WARDEN — JAILER/
RACING ENTHUSIAST, AND YOU'VECopy !req
26. GOT A JOB TO DO.Copy !req
27. YES, SIR!Copy !req
28. IF I WERE STILL A BETTING MAN,
THE MONEY I'D STEAL FROM MYCopy !req
29. CO-WORKERS WOULD BE ON
LORD STINGRAY, WHOSE VILLAINOUSCopy !req
30. VEHICLE, THE STINGER, IS THE
ODDS-ON FAVORITE.Copy !req
31. WHAT DO YOU SAY, BIG "A"?Copy !req
32. IS STINGRAY THE MAN TO BEAT THIS
YEAR?Copy !req
33. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
34. YOU HEARD THE LADY!Copy !req
35. I DID-A NOT-A SEE NOR HEAR A
LADY!Copy !req
36. LOOK, I NEED A RINGER
TO WIN THIS.Copy !req
37. YOU'VE GOT GLORY AND ACCLAIM TO
SPARE.Copy !req
38. ALL I WANT IS TO BORROW SOME.Copy !req
39. IF YOU WIN THE RACE IN MY GUISE,
I'LL HAVE MY VICTORY, AND YOU'LLCopy !req
40. BE ALLOWED TO GO FREE!Copy !req
41. ALLOWED? HOW-A COULD —
DID I MENTION I'DCopy !req
42. THROW IN A WHOLE TRUCKLOAD OF
CIGARETTES ON THOSE FANCY HOLDERCopy !req
43. THINGS?Copy !req
44. UH-OH! WARDROBE!Copy !req
45. MY, MY — A DEAD RINGER!Copy !req
46. HMM.Copy !req
47. EXCEPT FOR ONE THING.Copy !req
48. MY-A RACER'S MUSTACHE!Copy !req
49. HOW-A DARE —Copy !req
50. Quick — someone's
coming.Copy !req
51. Pretend you're me and exude an
air of intimidating brilliance.Copy !req
52. SO, THIS IS THE COMPETITION?Copy !req
53. NICE WIND-UP TOY, WARDEN.Copy !req
54. ALL IT NEEDS IS A NEW HOOD
ORNAMENT!Copy !req
55. [ SNORTS, SPITS ]
EAT MY DUST, LOSER!Copy !req
56. THIS-A STINKRAY OF YOURS IS ACopy !req
57. DISGRACE!Copy !req
58. I WILL-A SHAME HIM ON THE TRACK!Copy !req
59. YEAH!Copy !req
60. NOW YOU'RE TALKING ALMOST MY
LANGUAGE!Copy !req
61. TENSION IS BUILDING AS
THE INCARCERATED RACERS TAKECopy !req
62. THEIR PLACE.Copy !req
63. YOU KNOW, WE GET PAID
THE SAME NO MATTER HOW MUCH WECopy !req
64. TALK.Copy !req
65. THERE'S THE CHECKERED
FLAG, AND ASH TAKES THE LEAD!Copy !req
66. LOOKS LIKE HE'S COMING INTO THAT
FIRST TURN A LITTLE HOT, FOLKS.Copy !req
67. WHOA! OH!Copy !req
68. AAAAAAAH!Copy !req
69. HE'LL FIGURE OUT HOW
TO TURN ONE OF THESE YEARS,Copy !req
70. ALICE.Copy !req
71. DOUBT IT.Copy !req
72. NOT BAD!Copy !req
73. SANTO GIUSEPPE!Copy !req
74. YOU STILL BACK THERE?Copy !req
75. WHERE ELSE WOULD YOUR
NAVIGATOR BE?Copy !req
76. IF I CAN'T FEED YOU INSIDE
INFORMATION ON HOW I DESIGNEDCopy !req
77. THE TRACK, I'D PRACTICALLY BE
CHEATING!Copy !req
78. NOBODY TELL-A FRANCO HOW TO
RACE!Copy !req
79. CAN I AT LEAST
"TELL-A" YOU TO "KEEP-A" YOURCopy !req
80. EYES ON THE "ROAD-A"?Copy !req
81. AND HERE COME THE PACK
THROUGH AMBUSH ALLEY!Copy !req
82. THIS OUGHT TO GET THE
DEATH TOLL OFF AND RUNNING.Copy !req
83. MAMMA MIA!Copy !req
84. THIS A-TRACK — SHE CANNOT BE
TAMED!Copy !req
85. RIDICULO!Copy !req
86. QUICK — AVOID
FACTORS OF 7!Copy !req
87. 14! 21! 28! 35! 42!Copy !req
88. THERE ARE NO BAD SEATS
AT THE SUPERJAIL GRAND PRIX!Copy !req
89. JUST LOOK HOW CLOSE OUR FANS GET
TO THE ACTION!Copy !req
90. HEY, IS THAT MY OFFICE?Copy !req
91. AH GODDAMN IT!Copy !req
92. OH, ZUCCHINI'S HURT!Copy !req
93. HE'S HURT BAD!Copy !req
94. FUCK'EM
AAAAAAH!Copy !req
95. EXCELLENT WORK, HENCH-BITCH!Copy !req
96. THIS TURN ISN'T ON
THE COURSE.Copy !req
97. WHY —
DEAR LORD — THE LOAFER!Copy !req
98. AH, YES, THE LOAFER,
THE MAN-TO-LUNCH-MEAT MAKER.Copy !req
99. GUESS NOW WE KNOW WHAT'S FOR
DINNER!Copy !req
100. OOH! THAT'S GOT TO HURT!Copy !req
101. SOMEBODY THREW US
OFF!Copy !req
102. STINGRAY!Copy !req
103. UH-OH.Copy !req
104. HERE COMES A DOUBLE DOSE OF
TROUBLE.Copy !req
105. POO.Copy !req
106. I'VE GOT HUMAN JUICE ON MY CHAOS
ORB.Copy !req
107. IT MAKES A FINE RACING
STRIPE.Copy !req
108. AGREED.Copy !req
109. AAAAAAH!Copy !req
110. JEAN, I CAN'T WAIT TILL WE
WIN OUR FREEDOM.Copy !req
111. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BEAUTIFUL
HOUSE ON THE BEACH.Copy !req
112. WE'LL HAVE A LOVELY GARDEN FOR
ENTERTAINING.Copy !req
113. OH, WITH A KOI POND.Copy !req
114. YEAH, AND A NICE CARPORT TO
SHOW OFF THIS BAD BOY.Copy !req
115. UH, NO.Copy !req
116. I DON'T SEE ANY ROOM IN HERE FOR
A BABY SEAT.Copy !req
117. DO YOU?Copy !req
118. YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.Copy !req
119. YOU LIKE YOUR DICK?Copy !req
120. 'CAUSE THE LAST MAN WHO LAUGHED
AT ME, I CUT IT OFF AND STUFFEDCopy !req
121. IT IN HIS NECK — THAT I SLIT.Copy !req
122. THERE'S PLENTY MORE
EXCITEMENT AHEAD AS OUR RACERSCopy !req
123. VENTURE INTO SUPERJAIL'S ANNEXED
OUTER ZONES!Copy !req
124. NOT IF DOODLES AND
CAPTAIN FUZZ BUTTON HAVECopy !req
125. ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT.Copy !req
126. JUST LOOK AT HIM!Copy !req
127. THINKS HE CAN MANHANDLE MY RACE!Copy !req
128. THIS-A COURSE IS-A MADNESS!Copy !req
129. LOOK AT THE LASER!Copy !req
130. I'M-A RACING WITH-A DINOSAUR
NOW!Copy !req
131. OH, YOU'LL WANT TO
TAKE THE BIG GUY ON THE LEFT.Copy !req
132. THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE
THING — A MIRROR WORLD, WHERECopy !req
133. TINY DANGERS LIVE LARGER THAN
LIFE.Copy !req
134. THE YELLOW BUTTON!Copy !req
135. HURRY!Copy !req
136. HEY-A, YOU CALL THIS-A
RACING?Copy !req
137. SO UNNATURAL!Copy !req
138. THE TRACK — I CAN-A BARELY FEEL
HER!Copy !req
139. AND OUT THEY COME.Copy !req
140. STINGRAY LOOKING VERY STRONG, AS
I PREDICTED.Copy !req
141. PRETTY RESOURCEFUL, BUT WHERE
IS THE STYLE?Copy !req
142. WILL YOU GET IT
TOGETHER?Copy !req
143. DON'T THEY HAVE PARASITE DRONES
WHERE YOU'RE FROM?Copy !req
144. UGH!
JAILBOT! PIT STOP!Copy !req
145. LOOKS LIKE ANCopy !req
146. UNSCHEDULED PIT STOP FROM THE
WARDEN.Copy !req
147. WHAT DO YOU THINK HIS STRATEGY
IS HERE, ALICE?Copy !req
148. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
149. FREAKING CAR'S ON FIRE.Copy !req
150. HEY, LET'S GO!Copy !req
151. WE'RE READY TO —
WHAT THE HELL?Copy !req
152. WHAT?Copy !req
153. YOU EXPECT I GET-A MY SECOND
WIND JUST LIKE THAT?Copy !req
154. GUARDIANO, RACING IS-A NO MERE
GAME!Copy !req
155. A RACER LIVES, LOVES, AND DIES
ON-A THE TRACK!Copy !req
156. HEY!Copy !req
157. VINCENZO, ALBERTINO, ANTONY!Copy !req
158. COME, MY BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS!Copy !req
159. BREAK-A BREAD WITH-A YOUR PAPA,
HUH?Copy !req
160. AW, COME ON!Copy !req
161. WELL, THIS IS
CERTAINLY A PLEASANT CHANGE OFCopy !req
162. PACE FOR OUR ROAD—
YOWZA!Copy !req
163. OKAY!Copy !req
164. I THOUGHT THIS PART WAS GONNA BE
TOTALLY LAME.Copy !req
165. HEY, THERE, LITTLE BUDDY.Copy !req
166. I GOT SOME CANDY INSIDE.Copy !req
167. DO YOU LIKE CANDY?Copy !req
168. [ GROWLS, ROARS ]
BABY, GET BACK IN THE CAR!Copy !req
169. I DIDN'T MEAN IT!Copy !req
170. OF COURSE I WANT TO BE WITH YOU
ON THE OUTSIDE!Copy !req
171. NO!Copy !req
172. GO WIN YOUR STUPID RACE WITH
THAT — THAT... AWFUL TRUCK YOUCopy !req
173. LOVE SO MUCH!Copy !req
174. WHAT?Copy !req
175. I CAN'T HEAR YOU, DAMN IT!Copy !req
176. OH, SO NOW YOU SUDDENLY
CAN'T HEAR ME.Copy !req
177. BABY, LOOK OUT!Copy !req
178. OH, JEAN.Copy !req
179. YOU REALLY DO CARE!Copy !req
180. YUCK.Copy !req
181. THIS ZONE LOOKS NASTIER THAN THE
LEVEL-C BATHROOMS.Copy !req
182. THE ACID SWAMPS ARE
HOME TO ALL OF SUPERJAIL'SCopy !req
183. SEPTIC AND CHEMICAL RUNOFF.Copy !req
184. BUT THAT WON'T STOP SOME PLUCKY
RACERS FROM TRYING TO FIND ACopy !req
185. SHORTCUT.Copy !req
186. YEAH — TO DEATH.Copy !req
187. NO BONES ABOUT IT!Copy !req
188. HA HA!Copy !req
189. UGH! DISGUSTING!Copy !req
190. HOLD THAT STINK STICK OF YOURS
OUTSIDE, WOULD YOU?Copy !req
191. I'VE NEVER MET SOMEONE SO
UNCONCERNED FOR THE WELL-BEINGCopy !req
192. OF OTHERS!Copy !req
193. FINE.Copy !req
194. BUT ONE-A LITTLE CIGARETTE —Copy !req
195. HA!Copy !req
196. KISS MY ACID LAKE, WARDEN!Copy !req
197. MY GOODNESS!Copy !req
198. YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION!Copy !req
199. AFTER YOU FINISH THE RACE.Copy !req
200. OH, THE TRACK, SHE'S A-MADE
ME UNABLE TO LOVE HER!Copy !req
201. GUARDIANO, YOU MUST-A DRIVE-A
YOU CAR!Copy !req
202. WHAT?Copy !req
203. NO! I CAN'T!Copy !req
204. BUT-A YOU WIN EVERY YEAR!Copy !req
205. YOU CAN BEAT-A THE STINKRAY IF
YOU JUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!Copy !req
206. NO, I MEAN I CAN'T
DRIVE!Copy !req
207. I DON'T KNOW HOW!Copy !req
208. I HIRE A RINGER EVERY YEAR!Copy !req
209. THEN THIS-A YEAR... YOU LEARN!Copy !req
210. THE WARDEN'S GOT TO
MAKE A MOVE — AND SOON — IF HECopy !req
211. WANTS TO WIN THE TROPHY.Copy !req
212. ALL MEN-A CAN RACE,
GUARDIANO.Copy !req
213. JUST DO WHAT COMES-A NATURAL.Copy !req
214. HANDS AT-A DIECI AND DUE!Copy !req
215. HM.Copy !req
216. GOOD INSTINCTS, EH, BUT RAISE
YOUR GRIP.Copy !req
217. HOLD HER TIGHT.Copy !req
218. SHE WILL-A RESIST, BUT YOU MUST
FIGHT HER.Copy !req
219. FORCE YOURSELF ON HER.Copy !req
220. EH... A BIT AGGRESSIVE.Copy !req
221. YOU PASSION — I LIKE-A YOUR
PASSION, EH>Copy !req
222. WHY IS IT SO SCARY IF
IT FEELS SO GOOD?Copy !req
223. NO
MATTER.Copy !req
224. I CAN STILL FULFILL MY DIVINE
PURPOSE!Copy !req
225. OH, GOD!Copy !req
226. I THINK HE'S GONNA BL—
OH.Copy !req
227. OH, I-I DO LOVE FALAFEL BOWLS.Copy !req
228. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME.Copy !req
229. AS THE RACERS BEGIN THEIR FINAL
ASCENT UP MOUNT TRUTMORE —Copy !req
230. WAIT.Copy !req
231. WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
232. I DON'T BELIEVE IT!Copy !req
233. IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, I'D
SAY THE WARDEN'S THROWINGCopy !req
234. CAUTION TO THE WIND AND BLAZING
FORWARD WITH NO STRATEGYCopy !req
235. WHATSOEVER!Copy !req
236. YEAH.Copy !req
237. MAYBE HE DIDN'T HIRE A RINGER
THIS YEAR.Copy !req
238. OH, SH-SHUT UP!Copy !req
239. IT'S ANY MAN'S RACE AT THISCopy !req
240. POINT!Copy !req
241. STINGRAY AND WARDEN ARE NECK AND
NECK!Copy !req
242. BUT WAIT — WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
243. AMAZING!Copy !req
244. IT LOOKS LIKE THE TWINS ARE
GONNA TAKE THE FLAG IN THEIR...Copy !req
245. PAIR OF BALLS.Copy !req
246. AND, BOY, THEY MUST BE
PRETTY EXCITED!Copy !req
247. BORED NOW.Copy !req
248. ME TOO. AND HUNGRY.Copy !req
249. THEN LET US DEPART.Copy !req
250. AND WAGE A SNACK ATTACK.Copy !req
251. OW!Copy !req
252. AN UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT HAS LEFT
THE WARDEN AND STINGRAY AGAINCopy !req
253. BATTLING FOR THE LEAD!Copy !req
254. THIS IS IT, LOSER!Copy !req
255. VICTORY IS MINE!Copy !req
256. BALDERDASH!Copy !req
257. VICTORY IS MINE!Copy !req
258. AAH!Copy !req
259. IT LOOKS LIKE BOTH
DRIVERS HAVE ESCHEWED VEHICLESCopy !req
260. ALTOGETHER AND ELECTED TO FINISH
THIS GRUELING RACE MANO A MANO!Copy !req
261. THE WARDEN BY A NECK!Copy !req
262. STINGRAY BY A NOSE!Copy !req
263. A PHOTO FINISH!Copy !req
264. BUT WHO IS THE WINNER?Copy !req
265. I GUESS THAT GUY.Copy !req
266. SHIT
MY BOOKIE'S GONNA KILL ME.Copy !req
267. WELL, CAN'T WIN THEM
ALL, HUH, BUDDY?Copy !req
268. WHOA.Copy !req
269. YOU ARE NOT LOOKING SO HOT.Copy !req
270. OH.Copy !req
271. I ALWAYS KNEW I WOULD-A DIE IF I
EVER LOST A RACE.Copy !req
272. AND MOST OF MY MARINARA, EH?Copy !req
273. IT'S-A JUST AS WELL.Copy !req
274. THE SUPERJAIL GRAND PRIX —
SHE'S-A RUINED ME FOR ANY OTHERCopy !req
275. RACE.Copy !req
276. DON'T SAY THAT.Copy !req
277. YOU STILL HAVE SO MUCH TO TEACH
ME!Copy !req
278. NO, GUARDIANO!Copy !req
279. YOU PASS-A YOUR DRIVER'S TEST.Copy !req
280. REACH INTO MY POCKET.Copy !req
281. SHE BELONGS-A TO YOU NOW.Copy !req
282. I'LL GO TO THAT BIG RACETRACKCopy !req
283. IN THE SKY!Copy !req
284. WHAT, THAT ONE?Copy !req
285. CAREFUL. CAREFUL!Copy !req
286. NO, STUPIDO, NO!Copy !req