1. [ ROCK-'N'-ROLL MUSIC PLAY ]
HEY, SQUARE-O, WANNA STICK ITCopy !req
2. TO THE MAN AND SMOKE THIS WACKY
WEED?Copy !req
3. IT'S TOTALLY THE BEE'S KNEES.Copy !req
4. I DON'T KNOW, JIMMY.Copy !req
5. I DON'T WANT TO GET ADDICTED.Copy !req
6. I'LL STICK TO GOOD OLD
CIGARETTES.Copy !req
7. COME ON, TIMMY.Copy !req
8. DON'T BE SUCH A JELLY BEAN.Copy !req
9. WHY, I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S A
JELLY BEAN!Copy !req
10. NOW TIMMY'S GONE
INCURABLY MAD, NEGLECTING HISCopy !req
11. STUDIES, DISCARDING HIS SWEATER
VEST, AND EVEN SHARING DRINKINGCopy !req
12. FOUNTAINS WITH... MINORITIES.Copy !req
13. AS CAUTIONARY A TALE AS EVER
THERE WAS, FOR YOUNG TIMMY HASCopy !req
14. TRAGICALLY BECOME...Copy !req
15. WOW.Copy !req
16. WHAT A MAGNIFICENT SPECIMEN OF
CINEMA FOR OUR SUPERJAIL MONTHLYCopy !req
17. MATINEE.Copy !req
18. ONLY NOW HAVE I LEARNED THAT
THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF POORCopy !req
19. TIMMY INSIDE US ALL.Copy !req
20. YOU CERTAINLY WEREN'T
THIS RECEPTIVE WHEN I WENTCopy !req
21. THROUGH MY 12 STEPS.Copy !req
22. YEAH, THAT WAS KIND
OF A BUMMER.Copy !req
23. BUT THIS — I-I HAD NO IDEA
ADDICTION COULD BE SOCopy !req
24. SENSATIONAL... AND CINEMATIC.Copy !req
25. WHY, ANY ONE OF US COULD BE WEED
WACKED AT ANY MOMENT.Copy !req
26. [ WHISTLE! ]
MAN! THIS MOVIE SUCKS!Copy !req
27. I KNOW!Copy !req
28. CONTINUITY ERRORS GALORE.Copy !req
29. HELLO?Copy !req
30. HE'S WEARING HIS SWEATER VEST
AGAIN.Copy !req
31. WELL, I GOT A FRIEND ON THE
OUTSIDE WHO BOOTLEGS REALCopy !req
32. MOVIES.Copy !req
33. WE CAN HAVE A MOVIE NIGHT OF OUR
OWN.Copy !req
34. OH, BUT I LIKE THIS ONE.Copy !req
35. LOOKIT — TIMMY'S DANCING ALL
FUNNY.Copy !req
36. BEWARE THE TELLTALE
SIGNS OF NARCOTICS ABUSE —Copy !req
37. INEXPLICABLE CHORTLING, OR THE
TITTERS...Copy !req
38. FOLLOWED BY ACopy !req
39. CRIPPLING LETHARGY, CONTRASTED
BY A VIRULENT ANTISOCIALCopy !req
40. BEHAVIOR AND PARANOIA.Copy !req
41. GOOD GRIEF.Copy !req
42. HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED ALL THE
TELLTALE SIGNS?Copy !req
43. MY ENTIRE SUPERJAIL IS STRUNG
OUT!Copy !req
44. UH... UH-OH.Copy !req
45. GOT TO HIT THE LADIES' ROOM TO,
UH, UH, POWDER MY NOSE.Copy !req
46. POWDER HER NOSE?Copy !req
47. ISN'T THAT STREET TALK FOR
TOOTING THE NOSTRIL CANDY?Copy !req
48. OH, NO! NOT ALICE, TOO!Copy !req
49. OH, IT'S OVER ALREADY?Copy !req
50. NO, THE INMATES ARE
STEALING THE PROJECTOR — AGAIN.Copy !req
51. TO PAWN FOR WACKY
WEED, NO DOUBT.Copy !req
52. THIS DRUG EPIDEMIC'S MORE
SERIOUS THAN I FEARED.Copy !req
53. IF WE WANT TO SAVE ALICE AND ALL
OF SUPERJAIL, IT'S TIME FOR ANCopy !req
54. INTERVENTION.Copy !req
55. AAH!Copy !req
56. A STUNNING TOUR DE FORCE.Copy !req
57. THE FEEL-GOOD MOVIE OF —
AAH!Copy !req
58. COULD IT BE?Copy !req
59. IT'S PROBABLY JUST A TUMOR.Copy !req
60. NAY. WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED
WITH OUR VERY FIRST WURBUXX BUD.Copy !req
61. FINE WORDS FOR ONE WHO DOES
NOT BEAR THE BURDEN OF THECopy !req
62. BUDDING.Copy !req
63. PLEASE DO NOT SPOIL THIS FOR
US.Copy !req
64. HUH? PEOPLE?Copy !req
65. IN MY LADIES' ROOM?Copy !req
66. THE BUDDING OF THE WURBUXX IS
NIGH.Copy !req
67. I AM FILLED WITH DREAD AND
CRYSTALLINE OUTCROPPINGS.Copy !req
68. YET WE ARE WITHOUT A
SANCTIONED BUD STEWARD TO GUIDECopy !req
69. US THROUGH THE CALAMITOUS
END-BUDDING.Copy !req
70. AAH!Copy !req
71. YOU CONS BETTER SHELL
THAT TURD AND WADDLE TO THECopy !req
72. MEN'S ROOM.Copy !req
73. BE GONE.Copy !req
74. LET US BUD IN PRIVATE.Copy !req
75. WHOA!Copy !req
76. YOU TWO ARE PREGGOS?Copy !req
77. OH, I GET IT.Copy !req
78. THE OLD BATHROOM SCRAPE-AND-RUN.Copy !req
79. LISTEN, IF YOU WANT TO KEEP IT,
I'M HERE FOR YOU, SISTER.Copy !req
80. WE ARE A WAYS FROM HOME.Copy !req
81. AND BY OUR LONESOME.Copy !req
82. WE ACCEPT YOUR OFFER OF
BUD STEWARDSHIP.Copy !req
83. SWEET!Copy !req
84. WHAT IS THAT — LIKE A
GODMOTHER?Copy !req
85. IF ONLY I COULD SEE
WHAT ALICE IS UP TO IN THERE.Copy !req
86. HOW DO I SWITCH ON JAILBOT'S
X-RAY VISION?Copy !req
87. GREAT IDEA!Copy !req
88. THEN WE'D KNOW FOR SURE IF SHE'S
TAKING DRUGS.Copy !req
89. HUH?Copy !req
90. OH, RIGHT, THE DRUGS.Copy !req
91. THERE SHE IS!Copy !req
92. AND SHE'S
FRATERNIZING WITH DRUG MULES.Copy !req
93. JUST WHAT ARE THOSE TWO
TRAFFICKING BENEATH THAT BUMP?Copy !req
94. [ SLOOP! ]
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?Copy !req
95. CRACKED COCAINE?Copy !req
96. CRYSTAL METH?Copy !req
97. DANGER DUST?Copy !req
98. WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S SURER PROOF
THAN A DISCARDED SWEATER VESTCopy !req
99. THAT ALICE IS WACKING IT
BIG-TIME.Copy !req
100. I GOT THE JUJUBES!Copy !req
101. I GOT NACHOS!Copy !req
102. AND I SMUGGLED SOME POPCORN
KERNELS.Copy !req
103. AAH! IS THE MOVIE OVER?Copy !req
104. THAT LAME ONE IS, BUT THE
REAL ONE'S JUST ABOUT TO START.Copy !req
105. WHAT, ARE YOU CHICKEN?Copy !req
106. HEY, FELLAS, THE WALKING HORROR
SHOW'S AFRAID OF A LITTLE SCARYCopy !req
107. MOVIE.Copy !req
108. AAH!Copy !req
109. AAH!Copy !req
110. ASH, LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE
AFRAID OF SCARY MOVIES.Copy !req
111. YEAH.Copy !req
112. ACTUALLY, I'M — I'M AFRAID
OF HORROR MOVIES.Copy !req
113. WEIRD.Copy !req
114. WHAT HE MEANT TO SAY IS THAT'SCopy !req
115. CERTAINLY A LITTLE DIFFERENT.Copy !req
116. WELL, IT — IT ALL STARTED
WHEN I WAS JUST A LITTLE BOY.Copy !req
117. EVERY WEEKEND, PAPA WOULD BRING
ME TO THE PICTURE SHOW.Copy !req
118. EVERYONE LOVED THE
MASKED RANGER, BUT IT WASCopy !req
119. POTAWATOMI, HIS FAITHFUL
SIDEKICK, THAT I CAME TO SEE.Copy !req
120. OH, BUT ONE WEEKEND, MY FATHER,
THE TOWN DRUNKARD, FORGOT ABOUTCopy !req
121. ME.Copy !req
122. THERE I SAT WAITING FOR MY PAPA,Copy !req
123. BUT HE NEVER CAME.Copy !req
124. DON'T MAKE ME GO!Copy !req
125. I CAN'T TAKE IT!Copy !req
126. GET A GRIP!Copy !req
127. THAT WAS YEARS AGO!Copy !req
128. THIS TIME, WE'RE GONNA BE
RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE TILL THECopy !req
129. HOUSELIGHTS COME ON.Copy !req
130. THANKS, GUYS.Copy !req
131. IT'S COLD AS TITS IN
HERE.Copy !req
132. COME ON, THERE MUST BE SOMETHING
YOU'LL EAT.Copy !req
133. THE BUD WILL NOT BE NOURISHED
LIKE YOUR CARBON-BASEDCopy !req
134. AUTOMOBILE RAPISTS AND THIEVES.Copy !req
135. YOUR FROZEN NIBLETS AND
FINGERS OF CHICKEN ARE FUTILE.Copy !req
136. OUR UNIQUE BIOCHEMICAL MAKEUP
REQUIRES — HEY, SPIT THAT OUT.Copy !req
137. SILENCE, BUDLESS ONES!Copy !req
138. YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE HUNGER!Copy !req
139. WHOA, THESE MOOD
SWINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE OUTCopy !req
140. OF HAND.Copy !req
141. THE BUD CRAVES SUSTENANCE.Copy !req
142. I HAVE PREPARED A LIST OF
ACCEPTABLE EDIBLES.Copy !req
143. WAIT.Copy !req
144. FURNITURE POLISH? BLEACH?Copy !req
145. WHAT DID YOU BRING ME TO THE
FREEZER FOR?Copy !req
146. I DRAW COMFORT FROM THE
CHILL.Copy !req
147. HERE I SHALL NEST FOR THE
BUDDING.Copy !req
148. THE BUD BEARER HAS SPOKEN.Copy !req
149. WE REST WHILST YOU FETCH
PROVISIONS.Copy !req
150. UGH.Copy !req
151. THEY BETTER NAME THIS LITTLE
FUCKER AFTER ME.Copy !req
152. WELL, WHAT DO YOU
SAY, DOC?Copy !req
153. AN INTRIGUING COMPOUND.Copy !req
154. HAVE WE GOT PROOF
THAT ALICE IS TRIPPING THE LIGHTCopy !req
155. FANTASTIC?Copy !req
156. WELL, I'M STUMPED.Copy !req
157. AND IF I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT,
IT MUST BE SOME WILD SHITCopy !req
158. SO, ALICE REALLY IS
CORRUPT?Copy !req
159. OH, GOD! WHAT DO WE DO?Copy !req
160. WELL, WE COULD, UH, SMOKE IT?Copy !req
161. THAT'S BRILLIANT!Copy !req
162. WHAT?Copy !req
163. THINK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
164. WE'RE THE RESPECTED AUTHORITY
FIGURES.Copy !req
165. IF THEY SEE "THE MAN" STRUNG OUT
ON DRUGS, IT WON'T BE COOLCopy !req
166. ANYMORE, AND ALICE AND THE
INMATES WILL REFORM.Copy !req
167. SIR, THAT — THAT'S —
GENIUS!Copy !req
168. LET US USE THIS PIPE, WHICH I
BOUGHT, OF COURSE, FOR NOVELTYCopy !req
169. PURPOSES ONLY.Copy !req
170. NO! NO, YOU GUYS!Copy !req
171. I CAN'T — I CAN'T DO THIS!Copy !req
172. I-I — AHH.Copy !req
173. OOH. WHAT A REMARKABLY VIVID,Copy !req
174. DRUG-INDUCED HALLUCINATION.Copy !req
175. IT'S LIKE I CAN SEE FROM
EVERY ANGLE.Copy !req
176. I'M TOTALLY TRIPPING BALLS.Copy !req
177. I FEEL SO SMOOTH AND
MELTY.Copy !req
178. I NEED MORE. ALICE HAS MORE!Copy !req
179. WE NEED TO FIND HER!Copy !req
180. OH, RIGHT — THE
INTERVENTION.Copy !req
181. NOW, REMEMBER, ASH — THE
MINUTE YOU START TO FEEL SCARED,Copy !req
182. JUST REACH DOWN DEEP INSIDE
YOURSELF AND PULL OUT YOUR HAPPYCopy !req
183. TOTEM.Copy !req
184. OH.Copy !req
185. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
186. YOUR HAPPY TOTEM.Copy !req
187. IT'S LIKE A MEMORY OF —
LIKE SOMETHING SWEET.Copy !req
188. LIKE A LOVELY DAY AT THE
BEACH OR —Copy !req
189. AAH! I-I CAN'T! I CAN'T!Copy !req
190. YES, YOU CAN, ASH.Copy !req
191. FIND YOUR TOTEM HAPPINESS WITHIN
AND LET IT MANIFEST BIG ANDCopy !req
192. STRONG.Copy !req
193. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
194. RIGHT AT THE SCARIEST PART, WE
JUMP OUT AND WE SPOOK THATCopy !req
195. FREAKIN' FREAK.Copy !req
196. YOU GOT IT?Copy !req
197. GOT SOME MORE BLEACH,
FERTILIZER, IODINE.Copy !req
198. AAH!Copy !req
199. MODERATION, SIBLING, LEST
YOUR OVERSATURATE OUR PRECIOUSCopy !req
200. BUD.Copy !req
201. STEP OFF, YOU LOLLYGAGGING —
AAAAH!Copy !req
202. WHOA. IT'S BABY TIME.Copy !req
203. WHOA, JARED.Copy !req
204. YOUR HEAD TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE
IT'S TIED IN A KNOT.Copy !req
205. LOOK AT ALL THESE RAW
INGREDIENTS.Copy !req
206. WE MUST BE GETTING CLOSER TO THE
SOURCE.Copy !req
207. COME AND SEE!Copy !req
208. YOU CAN DO IT, ASH.Copy !req
209. JUST TAKE YOUR...Copy !req
210. FIND MY TOTEM OF
HAPPINESS.Copy !req
211. FIND MY TOTEM OF HAPPINESS.Copy !req
212. POTAWATOMI! YOU'RE HERE!Copy !req
213. YOU BETCHA, KEMOSABE.Copy !req
214. OH!Copy !req
215. I THINK HE'S WORSE THAN WHEN
WE STARTED.Copy !req
216. SHH! THE MOVIE'S GETTING
GOOD.Copy !req
217. I KNOW YOU MAGGOTS ARECopy !req
218. HOLDING IT.Copy !req
219. FORK IT OVER!Copy !req
220. WHERE HAVE YOU GOT IT?Copy !req
221. KEISTERED? SWALLOWED?Copy !req
222. LET US HELP YOU.Copy !req
223. WITNESS MY DESCENT INTO CHEMICAL
PERDITION.Copy !req
224. OH, GOD, IT'S COMING TRUE!Copy !req
225. THE DEMONS ARE RISING!Copy !req
226. AAH!Copy !req
227. BE FREE OF YOUR FEAR,
BROTHERS!Copy !req
228. WE GOT TO GET TO THE FREEZER,Copy !req
229. LIKE IN THE MOVIE!Copy !req
230. AAH!Copy !req
231. AT LAST! THE BUDDING!Copy !req
232. OKAY, HERE WE GO.Copy !req
233. AAH!Copy !req
234. EW!Copy !req
235. WHERE THE FUCK DOES THIS BABY
COME FROM?Copy !req
236. AAH!
IT'S BURSTING RIGHT OUT, JUSTCopy !req
237. LIKE IN THE MOVIE!Copy !req
238. ALICE! ALICE, QUICK!Copy !req
239. BEFORE I COME DOWN, LOOK INTO MY
FACE.Copy !req
240. SEE YOUR FAILURE.Copy !req
241. WOW!Copy !req
242. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT STASH!Copy !req
243. AAAAAAH!Copy !req
244. AWW.Copy !req
245. YOU'RE MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE
CUPCAKE, AND I'M YOURCopy !req
246. SHRINK-WRAP.Copy !req
247. AUNTIE ALICE IS GONNA HOLD YOU
TIGHT AND NEVER LET YOU GOCopy !req
248. STALE.Copy !req
249. THIS IS NO CHILD OF YOUR
NONEXISTENT GOD!Copy !req
250. IT IS THE WURBUXX BUD, THE MOST
DELICIOUS SUSTENANCE IN THECopy !req
251. UNIVERSE.Copy !req
252. THAT TOTALLY KILLED MYCopy !req
253. BUZZ.Copy !req
254. THIS SHOULD HAVE
KILLED EVERYONE'S BUZZ.Copy !req
255. YOU SEE WHAT DRUGS GAVE YOU?Copy !req
256. SOME PSYCHOSOMATICALLY INDUCED
INSANITY.Copy !req
257. WHOO!Copy !req
258. AND WHY?Copy !req
259. WHY TRADE A LIFE SENTENCE FOR A
DEATH SENTENCE WHEN LIFE ITSELFCopy !req
260. IS THE SWEETEST HIGH OF ALL?Copy !req
261. I THINK OUR WORK HERE IS DONE.Copy !req
262. BUT I WAS GONNA BE A
GOD-MOMMY.Copy !req
263. AS CUSTOM, THE BUD STEWARD
MAY HAVE HALF OF THE WURBUXX.Copy !req
264. FOR YOU.Copy !req
265. "WELL, TONIGHT MY BEST
GAL PAL ATE HALF MY GOD-BABY,Copy !req
266. LEAVING ME WITH A BABY-SHAPED
HOLE IN MY HEART.Copy !req
267. BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN,
KUMBA CHUBUBU.Copy !req
268. AS YOUR NEW SPONSOR MOM, I'LL DO
MY BEST TO MAKE SURE NO ONE EVERCopy !req
269. EATS YOU.Copy !req
270. I ALSO WANTED TO GIVE YOU A
DOLLAR, BUT I SPENT IT IN ACopy !req
271. STRIPPER'S BANANA HAMMOCK.Copy !req
272. SO, HERE'S A SNACK INSTEAD.Copy !req