1. Aah!
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2. Aaaaaah!
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3. Aah!
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4. Oh! Aah!
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5. Aah!
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6. Aaaah!
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7. Aaah!
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8. No passing notes
in class.
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9. What the...
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10. The gays are getting
married?
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11. And they didn't
invite me?
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12. Give the good gays
some credit, Alice.
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13. Clearly, our invites must have
been lost in the mail.
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14. Actually, sir, Jean and Paul
are just hoping for
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15. a small,
intimate ceremony.
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16. Whoa!
You knew about this?
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17. I am the only notary
public in Superjail, so...
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18. And the only notary public
who's never squeezed a booby.
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19. If — if you want,
I could say my
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20. "Scrapbook of Love"
is from all three of us.
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21. But, please, for the sake of
Superjail, don't get involved.
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22. La-a-a-me!
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23. If it's a real celebration
those two want —
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24. Sir! I'm begging you!
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25. Don't you remember
what it was like
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26. before the gays got together,
back when they used to
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27. run the Double Rainbows
and the Purple Pythons,
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28. the most brutal gangs
Superjail had ever seen?
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29. It seemed like the mayhem would
never die down
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30. to the horrific yet manageable
levels we enjoy today...
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31. Until that fateful day
in the level "C" bathroom,
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32. when Jean and Paul learned
that their bitter rivals
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33. on the killing fields were also
their secret sweethearts
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34. in the Superjail glory hole.
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35. They soon left their gangs
behind, and without leadership,
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36. the Double Rainbows and
the Purple Pythons dispersed.
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37. True love conquered all.
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38. Isn't that
a pleasant story?
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39. It'd be "pleasanter"
if I was in it.
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40. It's one thing to be
a bridesmaid and never a bride,
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41. but I'll be damned
if I'm never a bridesmaid.
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42. Save that passion
for your toast, Alice,
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43. because Jared's right.
We've got a wedding to rescue!
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44. - Aw, man.
- I'm sorry, guys.
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45. I tried to stop —
Hello, young lovers.
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46. Just thought I'd pop in
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47. and give my blessings
on your special day.
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48. And I figured I'd add
some feminine charm
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49. to this sausage fest.
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50. Aren't you gonna
say anything?
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51. Mm.
Nice.
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52. Look, we're really glad
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53. you folks
could stop by —
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54. Think nothing of it.
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55. So, remind me
where the best man stands.
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56. Actually, Warden, we already
have a best man.
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57. Well, good thing
I'm already in a tux.
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58. No need to thank me
for filling in.
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59. We'll put on the most fanciful
of matrimonial spectacles,
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60. one truly befitting the monument
of love that is Superjail!
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61. With invitations that
aren't printed on toilet paper.
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62. And a layer cake
with more than one layer.
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63. It'll be a gay wedding
so grand
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64. that God himself will warm up
to the idea.
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65. After we piss him off
with the world's wettest,
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66. wildest, naughtiest
bachelor parties.
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67. You got that right,
maid of honor.
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68. This wedding
is officially postponed
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69. whilst Alice and I
plan the festivities!
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70. Ah, handsome, isn't it?
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71. And the groom's favorite color,
if I'm not mistaken.
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72. Sir, what are you —
Those are his old gang colors!
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73. Bra's old, veils new.
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74. Thong's borrowed,
skirt's blue.
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75. Wear it.
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76. You're not really going to let
them do this to us, are you?
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77. Pft! I don't know.
Ohh.
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78. And that's not all.
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79. To celebrate
your special day,
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80. I even shipped in
your parents!
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81. Oh, my God!
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82. Mo-o-o-m!
Daddy!
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83. Don't worry, Jean.
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84. I didn't forget about
your folks.
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85. What?
Jean is in here
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86. for stabbing his father!
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87. I have no son!
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88. You son-of-a-bitch
bastard!
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89. I'll kill you!
Oh.
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90. Some guests just have to make
it all about them, huh?
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91. Ah! Ta-da!
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92. And then you exchange
the rings.
[ Ding! ]
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93. Simple.
Now you give it a whirl.
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94. Mm, nah.
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95. Good call.
Save it for the real ceremony.
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96. After all, we've got
bachelor parties to attend.
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97. Oh, yeah!
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98. Good evening, and welcome,
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99. Superjail's finest bachelors!
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100. Y'all ready for
a good time?
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101. Of course you are.
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102. And what's a good time
without some beer?
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103. Root beer!
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104. And that's just a start,
fellas,
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105. 'cause we've also lined up
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106. some exotic dancers!
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107. Dancing not your thing?
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108. Well, then let's
spice things up.
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109. Who's ready for some
deep-throating?
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110. What is next —
a flame eater?
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111. Yeah!
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112. Jailbot, we have a problem
at the groom's party —
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113. Uh, the other groom's party!
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114. There's alcohol!
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115. Unh-unh.
No communication with your men
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116. tonight, ladies.
It's our night.
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117. I can't believe how spineless
Jean has become.
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118. Well, what's wrong
with that?
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119. Maybe it's different for you
guys, but the last thing I need
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120. in my harem
is an uppity concubine.
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121. All men suck.
That's why we're making them our
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122. slaves tonight.
Whoo!
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123. And now it's time to
really get this party rolling
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124. in our official tricked-out
Superjail party bus!
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125. Whooooo!
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126. Paul?
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127. This is not
what it looks like.
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128. Oh, yeah?
From here it looks like
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129. you're grinding your goodies
all over that himbo's face.
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130. I'm done!
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131. Well, maybe if you'd
grown some balls earlier,
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132. I wouldn't be rubbing my face
against his!
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133. Here! I don't even want
this ring anymore!
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134. Fine!
Here's your fucking ring, bitch!
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135. Man, cheer up!
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136. We all had a defiant bitch
before.
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137. All you have to do is cut
contact, clear your mind,
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138. and shake 'em at lunch
the next day!
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139. I don't know.
I-I just need to
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140. get back in touch with who I was
before we met.
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141. And who you was
before you met
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142. would have killed his ass
by now.
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143. Maybe you're right.
Yeah.
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144. We'll start by killing
all his friends,
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145. just like good old times!
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146. No!
Come on, man.
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147. Every couple fights
after breaking up.
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148. You need to vent, man.
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149. I'm not gonna kill Paul
just to vent.
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150. The Double Rainbows are all
up in the courtyard!
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151. They're calling us out.
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152. All right!
Everybody out!
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153. Come on, people!
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154. Ugh.
Tell me we didn't.
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155. We've got bigger issues
than that!
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156. Just look outside!
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157. Because of your selfishness
and depravity,
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158. you made the gays
break up!
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159. Break up?
Now the gang war is
back and worse than ever!
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160. And it's all... your...
fault!
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161. My goodness, Alice.
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162. We've ruined the purest thing
in Superjail — love...
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163. The powerful love born of
convenience and limited options.
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164. Well, that's it!
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165. The gays already
fell in love once.
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166. They can do it
all over again,
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167. and they will
if we recreate the magic.
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168. Alice,
call the lunch lady.
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169. Uh, I think she choked
on her vomit.
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170. Then I hope to God you two know
how to sloppy a Joe,
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171. 'cause today's special is love
slathered in Warden sauce.
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172. - Aw, no way!
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173. We haven't had no sloppy Joes
for years!
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174. No!
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175. Ughhh!
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176. Ughh!
Ughh!
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177. Thank the maker.
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178. Oh, uh...
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179. Ughh!
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180. Oh, uh...
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181. Paul?
Jean?
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182. Is that you?
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183. You seem well.
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184. Did you get a new
facial tattoo?
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185. Nah, someone tried to gouge
my eye out with a pen.
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186. Well, it suits you.
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187. So, this brings back
some memories, huh?
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188. Oh, Jean.
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189. What are we doing
to ourselves?
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190. It — it feels like my soul
is just — ugh! —
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191. is spilling out of
my body.
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192. I know, baby.
Can't we just...
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193. Oh, ugh!
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194. start clean, you know?
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195. Ugh.
Okay.
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196. I love you, baby.
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197. I now pronounce you
husband and husband.
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198. You may kiss the —
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199. That'll work, too,
I guess.
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200. Gentlemen, may I introduce
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201. for the first time,
the gays?
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202. Yeah!
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203. How romantic!
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204. And what better symbol
of marital bliss
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205. than forced confinement?
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206. After all,
true love is inescapable.
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207. Jared, stick with me here.
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208. I'm on a roll.
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209. As I was saying,
love smothers,
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210. contains,
imprisons man's baser
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211. instincts to
run wild and free,
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212. and if Cupid
is an enemy of freedom,
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213. then by golly, he is
a friend of Superjail.
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214. I know, buddy.
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215. I'm getting a little
choked up myself.
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216. Super-duper!
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