Superjail! 2x3

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A mysterious castaway lands on SuperJail Island and makes fast friends with The Warden. But has he really come to play, or is he just using The Warden so he can get all his toys? Knowing is half the battle.

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1. YAY.

2. AAH!

3. AAH!

4. AH! AH! AH! AH!

5. YAY!

6. STREET ♪ ♪ OH!

7. COME ON!

8. SERIOUSLY?

9. THOSE GUYS ARE DICKS!

10. WHAT?

11. REALLY?

12. UNDER ATTACK?

13. I DIDN'T NOTICE, MORON!

14. WHAT?

15. NO, NO.

16. I'M AT THE RENDEZVOUS POINT.

17. WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?

18. OH.

19. WELL, THEN, WHERE THE FUCK AM I?

20. I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

21. SO, I THOUGHT, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SOUP AND

22. STEW?

23. RIGHT?

24. HOW DO I PUT THIS NICELY, JARED?

25. I DON'T GIVE A CRAP.

26. LISTENING TO YOU PRATTLE ON IS SOMETHING ONLY A FRIEND SHOULD

27. ENDURE, AND A MAN IN MY POSITION DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS.

28. HELLO.

29. WHO'S THAT?

30. NOT ONE OF OUR INMATES.

31. LOOK HOW HE OOZES POWER, AUTHORITY, FASHION SENSE.

32. JAILBOT!

33. GO GET HIM!

34. UH... BE GENTLE.

35. WELL, OF COURSE, A MAN OF MY EXALTED POSITION RARELY HAS TIME

36. FOR SOCIAL CALLS, BUT WITH MY OWN ISLAND FORTRESS JUST DOWN

37. THE ARCHIPELAGO, I SAID TO MYSELF, "STINGRAY, IT'S TIME TO

38. DO THE NEIGHBORLY THING AND POP OVER TO SAY HI."

39. FASCINATING!

40. NOW, TELL ME — WHAT KIND OF WORK ARE YOU IN, STINGRAY?

41. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS LORD STINGRAY!

42. HAHA.

43. OF COURSE.

44. W-WHAT WAS I THINKING?

45. WOULD YOU CARE FOR A TOUR, STINGRAY — UH, LORD STINGRAY?

46. SORRY.

47. NO SIGN OF STINGRAY, SIR.

48. LOOKS LIKE HE GAVE US THE THE SLIP AGAIN!

49. SCOTCH AND SODA!

50. I'M SORRY, SIR.

51. I, UH...

52. IT AIN'T YOUR FAULT, SON.

53. WHY DON'T YOU JUST HEAD ON BACK TO YOUR QUARTERS AND PACK YOUR

54. BAGS 'CAUSE YOUR FREAKING CAREER IS FREAKING OVER?

55. SIR!

56. I'M PICKING UP A SIGNAL FROM A NEARBY REMOTE-ISLAND VOLCANO.

57. IT LOOKS LIKE STINGRAY, SIR!

58. I'D RECOGNIZE THAT BLIP ANYWHERE!

59. STARS N' STRIPES, SADDLE UP!

60. OH!

61. THIS IS SOME LAIR YOU'VE GOT HERE, WARDEN.

62. DOUBLE TITANIUM WALLS?

63. TRIPLE!

64. I FIGURE, WHY SETTLE FOR TWO?

65. HMM.

66. MOCHACHINO?

67. NOPE.

68. I LIKE MY JOE LIKE I LIKE MY MINIONS — SIMPLE AND STRONG.

69. OH, ME TOO.

70. J-JAILBOT, TWO CUPS — BLACK.

71. BUT, WARDEN, YOU LOVE YOUR MORN—

72. SILENCE, DRONE!

73. YOU LET YOUR UNDERLINGS

74. QUESTION YOU?

75. [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

76. 'COURSE NOT!

77. SHUSH, DRONE!

78. AAAAAAAH!

79. LOOSEN THINGS UP BOYS.

80. LET'S CATCH US A STINGRAY.

81. L-LISTEN, WARDEN, I GOT TO LEVEL WITH YOU.

82. I'M NO ORDINARY FORTRESS GUY.

83. I-I'M A VISIONARY, A MAVERICK!

84. JUST LIKE YOU.

85. LIKE ME?

86. AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TWO MAVERICKS GET TOGETHER?

87. A LIFELONG FRIENDSHIP BLOSSOMS?

88. NOPE!

89. THE MAN TRIES TO BRING US DOWN!

90. ARE YOU GONNA LET THE MAN DO THAT TO US?

91. NO WAY, STINGRAY — UH, LORD STINGRAY!

92. BEHOLD MY IMPENETRABLE DEFENSE SHIELD!

93. BEHOLD MY IMPENETRABLE DEFENSE SHIELD!

94. WELL PLAYED, WARDEN.

95. MAN, IT'S POURING ARMS

96. AND LEGS OUT THERE.

97. OH!

98. THEN LORD STINGRAY SHOULD STAY THE NIGHT, LIKE A SLUMBER PARTY!

99. YES!

100. CAN I... INVITE A COUPLE OF FRIENDS?

101. MI CASA ES YOUR CASA!

102. THAT IS THE PLAN.

103. MAYDAY, MAYDAY!

104. WE ARE DOWN AND NEED ASSI— STARS N' STRIPES, SOUND OFF!

105. PEEPERS!

106. BLOW JOB!

107. RIP TIDE!

108. WHOO-HOO!

109. COOK OUT!

110. BLACK FACE!

111. ALL RIGHT.

112. LISTEN UP, MEN.

113. WE'RE ONLY SIX DEEP, BUT WE'RE STARS N' STRIPES, DAMN IT!

114. THAT'S THE BADDEST, MEANEST, MOST ELITE —

115. AAAAAAAAAH!

116. OH! OH, I'M SORRY.

117. COME ON.

118. PICTURES DIDN'T LIE ABOUT THIS PLACE, RIGHT?

119. LORD STINGRAY!

120. LORD STINGRAY!

121. OH, BOY, HERE COMES CAPTAIN CLING.

122. CHECK ME OUT, BUDDY.

123. LOOK, LIKE WE'RE TWINS NOW, HUH?

124. AH, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY WIFE, MISTRESS KILDA!

125. HMM.

126. NO TOUCHING!

127. AND THIS IS HER BOYFRIEND/MY ASSISTANT, CATASTRO!

128. NO TOUCHING.

129. [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

130. SAY, LORD STINGRAY?

131. WHEN I SAID INVITE SOME PEEPS OVER, I WAS THINKING JUST A FEW.

132. UH...

133. I... THINK IT'S TIME WE...

134. TALKED.

135. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

136. WE'RE BUDDIES, RIGHT?

137. LOOK.

138. I'M WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL A TYRANNICAL RULER, OKAY?

139. I PLUNDER STUFF — NUCLEAR WEAPONS, INTERNATIONAL SPACE

140. STATIONS, PRESIDENTS' DAUGHTERS.

141. I SEE SOMETHING I WANT, I TAKE IT.

142. NOW, TAKE SUPERJAIL FOR EXAMPLE.

143. [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

144. W-WHAT?

145. OH, NO, ACTUALLY...

146. I'M TAKING SUPERJAIL!

147. I SEE ONE OF STINGRAY'S HENCHMEN.

148. A REAL BIG SON OF A BITCH.

149. TRACK HIM.

150. HE COULD LEAD US TO THE EAGLE'S NEST.

151. I'VE LOST VISUAL.

152. AAAAAAAAAAH!

153. ATTACK!

154. AAAAAAAAH!

155. FREEZE!

156. TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER.

157. WARDEN!

158. YOU'RE ALIVE!

159. OH, JARED.

160. HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN FOOLED BY A FANCY OUTFIT AND A BUNCH OF

161. SWEET TALK?

162. STINGRAY WASN'T MY REAL FRIEND.

163. YOU'RE MY REAL PAL, JARED.

164. OH, WARDEN.

165. DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT?

166. NOT REALLY, BUT THOSE GUYS LOOK PRETTY PISSED, AND I

167. THINK I'M GONNA NEED A HUMAN SHIELD.

168. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, WARDEN.

169. PAYBACK'S A BITCH, AND SO AM I!

170. NOWHERE TO RUN, WARDEN.

171. YOU'RE IN OUR HOUSE NOW, LITTLE

172. MAN.

173. YOUR HOUSE?

174. YOUR HOUSE?

175. THIS ISN'T YOUR HOUSE!

176. THERE'S YOUR HOUSE!

177. SUPERJAIL — WHERE YOU LIVE LIKE PRIVILEGED VEAL RATHER THAN

178. WALLOWING PIGS!

179. SUPERJAIL — WHERE THE INMATES ARE FREE TO SHIV ONE ANOTHER IN

180. CLEAN, GLISTENING SHOWER STALLS!

181. SUPERJAIL — IT'S YOUR HOME, CREEPY TATTOOED MAN!

182. AND IT'S YOUR HOME, SERIAL RAPIST.

183. AND YOURS, TOO, WHITE SUPREMACIST GUY!

184. AND, DAMN IT, IT'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR!

185. NOW DIG!

186. EVERYBODY, DIG!

187. TOGETHER!

188. DIG!

189. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

190. TEAM, NICE JOB RELOCATING THE OUTFIT.

191. OH, AND, UH, SWEETIE, LOVE THE NEW OTTOMAN.

192. THANK YOU.

193. I HAD SOME LEFT OVER, SO WE'RE MAKING ART.

194. AM I INTERRUPTING, BUDDY?

195. EVERYONE, FREEZE!

196. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

197. WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS.

198. WE'RE WITH YOU.

199. OH, WE'RE NOT GOOD.

200. WE'RE NAUGHTY.

201. WAIT, YOU'RE WITH STINGRAY?

202. AH, I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED HERE.

203. IDIOTS.

204. ATTACK!

205. OH, POO.

206. I KNEW WE'D MISS SOME SHIT GOING AWAY THIS WEEK.

207. YAAAAAAAAH!

208. AAAAAAH!

209. I KNEW IT.

210. FAKE.

211. EURO-SKANK.

212. SUPERJAIL RESIDENTS,

213. VICTORY IS YOURS!

214. SHIT COME ON, BABY.

215. WORK WITH STINGRAY.

216. WORK WITH STINGRAY.

217. YOU'RE NOT STILL MAD, ARE YOU, BUDDY?

218. COME ON!

219. SO WE HAD A LITTLE TIFF!

220. THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO.

221. YES.

222. THE SIMPLE BASICS TO BEGIN MY NEW FORAY INTO PRISON

223. DOMINATION!

224. WANT TO BE MY ASSISTANT?

225. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

226. IS THAT A YES?