Superjail! 2x2

Directed by Christy Karacas

Jared isn't feeling himself after an accident makes him a freak, and the Warden a rich man in the fast-growing business of black market organ sales! But too much inventory can be a problem especially when it wants to take over SuperJail.

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1. AH! AH!

2. AH!

3. OOH!

4. AH!

5. AAAAH!

6. AAAAAH!

7. AAH! AAAAAAAAH!

8. CRAZY, AND IT AIN'T SAFE ON THE

9. GOOD MORNING, SIR.

10. ALL PREPARATIONS ARE SET TO

11. REVIEW OUR SLATE OF NEW

12. MONEYMAKING INITIATIVES.

13. WONDERFUL!

14. EVEN YOU COULDN'T BORE ME ON R&D

15. REVIEW DAY, JARED.

16. OH...

17. YEAH, WELL, LET US REVIEW

18. YOUR NEW... CONTRABAND FUNNEL.

19. JUST LOOK AT ALL THAT

20. CONTRABAND!

21. U-UNFORTUNATELY, SIR,

22. THE REVENUE STREAM FROM SELLING

23. CONTRABAND DOESN'T EVEN COME

24. CLOSE TO THE OPERATING COSTS OF

25. THE FUNNEL.

26. WHAT ABOUT THE CHEAP

27. POWER FROM OUR INMATE-OPERATED

28. CARDIO CYLINDERS?

29. I'M AFRAID IT'S NOT

30. ENOUGH.

31. SO FAR, THEY'VE ONLY GENERATED

32. ENOUGH POWER TO CHARGE ONE

33. TOASTER FOR 30 SECONDS.

34. WE'VE ALMOST REACHED

35. GOLDEN-BROWN, SIR.

36. AT LEAST OUR OIL RIGS

37. ARE PERFORMING TO EXPECTATIONS,

38. YES?

39. A-ACTUALLY, SIR,

40. DRILLING FOR OIL IN A VOLCANO IS

41. A VERY COSTLY AND VERY, UH,

42. DANGEROUS TASK.

43. WHICH IS WHY WE SHOULD

44. COMPLETE OUR INMATE-MANNED

45. MOBILE DRILLS!

46. WE JUST NEED SEVERAL BILLION

47. DOLLARS MORE TO FINISH THE

48. ACCENTS ON THE RACING STRIPES.

49. MONEY WE JUST DON'T

50. HAVE!

51. THEN WE'LL HAVE TO

52. WORK OUR CURRENT INITIATIVES A

53. LITTLE HARDER.

54. WARDEN! NO!

55. WHOA!

56. AAAAAAAAAAH!

57. NOT SO FAST, UGLY.

58. WHA?

59. HERE.

60. WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?

61. GLORIOUS, CLEANSING FIRE!

62. WE HAD TO PIECE YOU TOGETHER

63. WITH THE UNBURNED BITS OF

64. WHOMEVER.

65. BUT I-I'M A-A...

66. FREAK!

67. OHH, NONSENSE!

68. YOU'LL BE YOUR OLD SELF AGAIN IN

69. NO TIME.

70. THESE SORTS OF PROCEDURES AREN'T

71. EXPENSIVE FOR NOTHING.

72. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

73. EXPENSIVE?

74. BE GRATEFUL!

75. IT WOULD HAVE COST DOUBLE HAD I

76. PURCHASED THESE VIRILE YOUNG

77. LIMBS ON THE OPEN MARKET.

78. YOU MEAN THOSE MANGY

79. MEAT SLABS ARE ACTUALLY WORTH

80. SOMETHING?

81. PERHAPS — TO A HOSPITAL THAT

82. LIKES SAVING LIVES AND... DOESN'T

83. LIKE ASKING QUESTIONS.

84. HMM.

85. AAAH!

86. THAT'S IT!

87. SUPERJAIL WILL SELL ITS SURPLUS

88. LIMBS!

89. NOW, SHAKE WHOEVER'S LEG THAT

90. WAS AND WORK OUT ALL THE BORING

91. DETAILS WITH THE NEAREST

92. HOSPITAL.

93. W-W-WHAT WAS THAT,

94. JARED?

95. N-NOTHING.

96. I-I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT!

97. JAILBOT, ALICE, GO

98. DOWNSTAIRS AND GATHER UP THAT

99. SAVORY PINK GOLD!

100. AND, AS YOU CAN SEE,

101. I'M NOT JUST A HANDSOME AND

102. ENTHUSIASTIC SALESMAN.

103. I'M ALSO A SATISFIED CUSTOMER.

104. HMM.

105. LOTS OF TATTOOS, TISSUE DAMAGE.

106. STILL, THE PRICE IS RIGHT.

107. OW!

108. W-WHAT DO YOU SAY?

109. AAAAAH!

110. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?

111. SUPERJAIL HAS NEVER BEEN SO

112. PROFITABLE!

113. IT'S A GOLDEN AGE OF

114. INCARCERATION SCIENCES!

115. AAH!

116. HANDS OFF, DICK HOLE.

117. IT'S NOT ME!

118. IT'S THESE NEW LIMBS!

119. THAT BETTER BE

120. CHING CHONG-TALK FOR "I'M

121. SORRY."

122. ALICE!

123. SHOULDN'T YOU BE DOWN PREPPING

124. OUR NEXT SHIPMENT OF

125. MANSLAUGHTER MONEYMAKERS?

126. NOPE.

127. WE'RE PRETTY MUCH OUT OF

128. NON-DISMEMBERED LIMBS.

129. STORE'S CLOSED.

130. OH, ALICE, ALICE,

131. ALICE...

132. ACCIDENTS ARE A PART OF LIFE,

133. RIGHT?

134. KINDA.

135. AND THE BUZZARD HAS

136. ITSELF A FEAST WHEN THE RABBIT'S

137. ACCIDENTALLY RUN OVER.

138. UH... RABBIT?

139. THAT'S RIGHT, ALICE.

140. SO, SAY YOU'RE A BUZZARD IN A

141. ROAD FULL OF RABBITS.

142. DO YOU BECOME A CROSSING GUARD

143. OR DO YOU JUST LET A FEW, UH,

144. NATURAL ACCIDENTS HAPPEN?

145. RI-I-I-GHT —

146. ACCIDENTS.

147. EXACTLY!

148. AND IF SUPERJAIL GETS ITS RABBIT

149. MEAT, SOMEONE MAY SEE A LITTLE

150. EXTRA IN THEIR PAYCHECK.

151. HOW ABOUT WE RAISE THE

152. STAKES?

153. WINNER GETS TO SAVOR MY

154. TENDERLOIN.

155. OH, GEEZ.

156. I'D, UH, I'D LOVE TO GUT YOU,

157. BUT, UHH...

158. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I HEAR YOU.

159. MAN, THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.

160. A WOMAN'S WORK IS NEVER

161. FINISHED.

162. AAH! AAH! OH!

163. AAH!

164. AAAAAAAH!

165. NEIN! NEIN, NEIN!

166. I'M SORRY, GENTLEMEN.

167. THERE'S SIMPLY NO MORE ROOM FOR

168. THESE!

169. FINE.

170. BUT IF THESE HIDES ROT, IT'S

171. COMING OUT OF YOUR HIDE —

172. LITERALLY.

173. AH. YES, UH...

174. WELL, THEN PERHAPS WE CAN STORE

175. THEM IN THIS OLD FOOD

176. PRESERVATIVE.

177. LOOKS LIKE INNOVATION IS

178. AFOOT.

179. AND A HAND.

180. AND A LEG.

181. BUT IT'S MISSING ONE

182. INGREDIENT THAT WOULD REALLY

183. MAKE THE FLAVOR COME ALIVE.

184. E.V.O.O.?

185. E-V-I-L.

186. OHHH! SUCH RAW BEAUTY!

187. COME TO PAPA!

188. COME! COME, MY FRIENDS!

189. HEAR WHAT MY BEAUTIFUL CREATION

190. HAS TO SAY!

191. BROTHERS OF THE FLESH, WE COME

192. TO FREE YOU OF YOUR HATRED!

193. RACELESS AND CLASSLESS,

194. WE SHALL END MAN'S SUFFERING

195. AND BANISH ALL RACES IN FAVOR

196. OF A SINGLE SHADE OF MAN-GENTA!

197. COME!

198. BE FREE OF THESE WALLS AS WE

199. UNITE THE EARTH!

200. EAT WELL, MY CHILD!

201. WHAT THE HELL?

202. MY PRECIOUS INVENTORY IS RUNNING

203. AMOK!

204. JAILBOT!

205. WHY DO YOU RESIST?

206. WE ONLY STRIVE FOR UNITY AND

207. HARMONY AMONG ALL LIFE.

208. TAKE IT.

209. YOU'D BE DOING ME A FAVOR.

210. COME ON, GUYS!

211. WE'VE GOT TO HELP HER!

212. UNH!

213. COME MELD WITH MY LOVING

214. EMBRACE!

215. THINK OF SOMETHING!

216. THIS SLIMY SNOT ROCKET IS

217. DESTROYING SUPERJAIL!

218. NEARLY BURNING MY

219. HIDE!

220. THAT'S IT!

221. WITH THE MOBILE DRILLS, WE CAN

222. DIG DOWN TO THE LAVA PITS AND

223. BURN THIS THING ALIVE!

224. W-WITHOUT THE RACING

225. STRIPES?

226. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

227. SUPERJAIL MOBILE DRILLS,

228. INITIATE LAUNCH SEQUENCE.

229. SUPERJAIL

230. MECHA-DRILL, HUMANOID MANTLE

231. MASHER MODE, GO!

232. IT'S GAINING ON US!

233. WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE HER!

234. DAMN IT!

235. THAT'S IT —

236. I'M TAKING OVER.

237. AAAAAH!

238. WANT TO SCREW?

239. JOIN US IN ETERNAL HARMONY!

240. HEY, UGLY!

241. LET'S SEE WHOSE BORROWED PARTS

242. ARE TOUGHER!

243. RACIST ARM, TIGHTEN YOUR GRIP!

244. IRISH LEG, WIDEN OUR STANCE!

245. BLACK ARM, FIRE THE BAZOOKA!

246. BITCH, WHO YOU CALLIN'

247. "CRACKER"?

248. SILENCE, LESSER PART!

249. YEAH, JIMBO!

250. SHUT YO BITCH ASS MOUTH AND

251. LISTEN TO THE HIVE MIND!

252. BITCH? MOUTH?

253. YOU BETTER GET YOUR BLACK ASS

254. BACK TO YOUR SIDE OF THE BLOB!

255. FREELOADIN' WETBACK!

256. SLANTY-EYED CAR CRASHER!

257. THAT'S IT, YOU GUYS!

258. REMEMBER YOUR PETTY DIFFERENCES

259. AND FIGHT!

260. OKAY, I'M OUT.

261. PFFFT.

262. SOME GREAT UNIFIER.

263. NICE WORK, BUDDY!

264. WAY TO INSTIGATE A RACE RIOT AND

265. SAVE US ALL!

266. I GUESS WITH A LITTLE

267. DISCOURAGEMENT AND A FEW HARSH

268. WORDS, YOU CAN RUIN EVEN THE

269. TIGHTEST BOND.

270. GOOD WORK, TEAM!