1. Listening to
his closing argument,
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let him go myself.
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3. Except for one thing.
He's a liar.
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doesn't have to play
by the same rules.
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6. What did you do?
I pled guilty.
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to let you do this,
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goddamn mind.
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9. He cut a deal
to save this firm.
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10. He cut a deal to keep us
from going to prison.
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11. We give Evan people
who already want to go
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murderers in exchange
for Mike.
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13. And what if it doesn't work?
And we lose everything?
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14. Then we do.
But if we don't
try to save him,
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16. Make the deal.
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17. I am not letting
you go to prison
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that I committed.
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19. I'm not letting you go
when you were going
to be found innocent!
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20. Why the hell would
you lie to me?
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would have broken you.
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22. You know what, Harvey?
You wanna come to my
wedding, you let me know.
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23. I'm not trying to
take your place anymore.
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24. I'm trying to
get you ready.
Harvey.
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I am not weak.
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27. Is this what you want?
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you made me do this?
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29. We lose everything
because of you!
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30. I am not saying that
I don't want to get married.
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law school and then,
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32. in two years, when I get out,
if you still want to
marry me...
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33. They're all gone.
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34. Watch your back
in there, Mike.
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35. I will.
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36. General wake-up
for all inmates
is at 6:00 a.m.
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to your bed at that time.
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38. If you are not, you will
face disciplinary action.
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39. At least five inmate
counts will be held
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40. during each 24 hour period
at random times.
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every one of those counts.
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42. If you are not, you will face
disciplinary action.
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43. You will be at meals on time
if you want to eat.
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time no matter what.
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45. You will keep your cell
in a clean and sanitary
condition.
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46. If you fail in any of these
areas, you will face...
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48. Good, you're getting
the picture.
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49. Do you mind if I ask what
disciplinary action means?
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50. Since you got the
balls to ask that,
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find out soon enough.
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52. What's this for?
What do you think it's for?
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53. Strip naked. Put everything
you own inside that bag,
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you doing here?
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that I dropped him off.
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as good as he could look.
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he's gonna be okay.
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60. But you could have
told me that
over the phone.
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really doing here?
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62. I miss him.
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63. I miss him, too.
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64. Where the hell
are you going?
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65. Where do you
think I'm going?
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66. I'm going home, Louis.
Look, don't you get it?
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67. They're all gone.
Every single one of them.
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68. Yeah, well,
we knew that already.
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69. No, no. I don't
think you understand.
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about the partners.
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from the accountants
to the secretaries
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my shoes, Donna.
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74. And what exactly
do you want me
to do about it?
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75. I want you to get Harvey
on the goddamn phone.
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76. Well, I'm not gonna
do that.
Why not?
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77. Because tonight
is not the night
to call Harvey.
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78. Why?
Because of Mike?
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noticed, but Mike is gone
along with everybody else.
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80. And if we don't figure
something out by tonight,
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left with nothing.
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82. I didn't say we
weren't gonna figure
something out, Louis.
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calling Harvey.
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84. Well, then what the hell
are we gonna do?
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85. Right now, I'm gonna
go to my office
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a goddamn drink.
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87. The first time I met him?
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I thought? I...
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90. Imagine how I felt when
a bunch of weed spilled
out of his briefcase
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into his interview.
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so horrified,
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and you called the police.
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you didn't do that.
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the idiot a job.
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after I heard his story,
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an idiot after all.
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of that first morning
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anyone I'd ever met.
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100. And that if I wasn't
careful, I was
gonna be in trouble.
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101. To trouble.
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102. To trouble.
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103. Look at that,
Louis left me a voicemail.
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104. I don't understand.
You seem happy about that.
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my favorite pastimes
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Louis' messages.
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about something?
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about something.
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109. That's why one of
my favorite pastimes
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of Louis' messages.
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111. Damn it, Harvey, pick up
the goddamn phone.
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112. Because this entire
firm is a ghost town
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Mike's in prison
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something out,
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little sidekick did
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117. And don't give me
some bullshit
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the time" because...
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119. I got to go.
Yeah, I know.
I'm coming with you.
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120. Rachel, you heard
what Louis said.
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121. This is going to be
a rough night.
You need to stay here.
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122. Harvey, it's gonna be
a rough night
no matter where I am.
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123. And at least
if I'm with you,
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I could be of some use.
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125. You better get your coat,
because we don't have
much time.
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126. - Now what?
- Now you get dressed.
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127. And you wait.
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128. Would you like
some more drinks?
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129. Can I offer you
an appetizer?
Maybe some truffle fries?
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130. Or are we allowed
to talk business now?
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131. All right, Louis.
What do you think
we should do?
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your recommendation
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in the first place.
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134. I recommended that because
it was a last-ditch effort
to get Mike out of prison.
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135. And you also said
we'd only lose
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to Evan Smith.
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137. How could I have known
that she had the capacity
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Don't you get it?
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139. The rest didn't go
to Evan Smith.
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140. They just walked
the hell out and went
somewhere else.
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141. Then we can
sue their asses.
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142. With what lawyers,
what resources
and what money?
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143. Because I don't know
if you've noticed, but
this firm has been gutted
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recommendation.
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145. No, Jessica. It was
gutted because of mine.
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146. Damn it, Louis.
I told you not to call him.
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147. Well, I did.
Because he's a partner
and like he just said,
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to sever the non-competes
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149. in the first place.
You're right,
Louis, I did.
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150. But I didn't
come down here to play
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on the Harvey."
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152. I came down here
to figure out what the hell
we're gonna do.
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153. Then let's get to it.
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154. May I help you?
Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt,
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155. but there was
no one at reception
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156. and I have
your order here.
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157. You've got to
be kidding me.
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158. You call me down here
for an emergency
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159. and then you take the time
to order Chinese food?
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160. I didn't order
anything, asshole.
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161. So, crouch your tiger,
hide your dragon,
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162. or I'm going to
wang chung your
ass out of here.
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163. Louis, calm down.
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164. Clearly, there's some mistake.
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has ordered any food.
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166. Well, I'm pretty sure
this is the right place.
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167. Because the name
on your door says,
"Jessica Pearson"
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a Jessica Pearson.
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169. Yeah, this is
Jessica Pearson.
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170. - Louis!
- Louis!
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171. What?
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172. They know
I'm not really here
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173. to bring you an
egg roll, asshole.
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174. I'm here to serve
you with this.
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175. What is that?
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176. It's a class action.
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177. We're being sued
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178. for every case Mike Ross
has ever touched.
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179. See the money,
wanna stay for your meal
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180. Get another piece of pie
for your wife
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181. Everybody wanna know
how it feel
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182. Everybody wanna see
what it's like
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183. I'll even eat a bean pie
I don't mind
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185. Busy, busy making money
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186. All right!
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187. All step back
I'm 'bout to dance
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188. The greenback boogie
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189. That's why
they all left.
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190. They knew this was
coming and they got out
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191. so they could all have it
on record that they were gone
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192. before the suit came down.
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193. Then we need to know who
the hell tipped them off.
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194. It doesn't matter
who tipped them off.
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195. What matters is
if we lose this suit,
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the money.
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197. How much are they
suing us for?
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198. A hundred million.
God damn it.
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199. We need to get
those partners back.
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200. I told you, we're never
gonna get them back.
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201. And right now, we don't even
know where they went.
I do.
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202. How the hell did
you pull that off?
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203. Because lawyers
don't talk to lawyers.
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204. But secretaries
talk to secretaries.
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205. That is a list of
who went where.
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206. Okay, we need
a paper trail tonight.
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207. Notices of
breach of contract.
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208. And we need to
get on record
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209. that those partners
aren't off the hook.
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210. But it's too late to send
out notices.
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211. We already got served
with the lawsuit.
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212. He didn't record the time.
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213. Donna, there's
5,000 in the cigar box
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215. Wait, where the
hell are you going?
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216. I'm going downstairs to tell
that server he can have
every nickel of it
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217. to say he didn't deliver
that thing for
another two hours.
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218. Assuming Harvey
doesn't shit the bed,
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to figure out
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every partner on this list.
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221. Give me that list.
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222. They can consider
themselves served,
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223. because Louis Marlowe Litt
never backs down
from a fight.
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224. Federal Correctional
Institution, Danbury.
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225. Yes, I'm, I'm calling to
check on an...
Inmate.
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226. Yeah. His name is
Michael Ross and he...
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227. I'm sorry, ma'am,
I can't give out information
regarding inmates.
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228. Would you at least be
able to tell me if he's
been processed yet?
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229. If he surrendered himself,
then he has been processed.
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230. Okay, so does that mean
that he's in a cell now or...
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231. Ma'am, I'm
a prison administrator,
not a hotel concierge.
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232. I don't know the whereabouts
of any given inmate
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234. Okay.
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235. Would you be able to tell me
when I can see him?
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236. Are you his spouse
or immediate family?
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237. No.
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238. Then you'll have to go
through the approval process.
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239. But he doesn't have
any immediate family,
and I'm his fiancée.
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240. And unless you have a filed
marriage certificate,
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till next month.
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242. Next month?
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243. Um...
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244. Look, am I, am I allowed
to ask your name?
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245. My name is Ruth.
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246. Ruth, Mike and I were
supposed to be married today.
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247. But we weren't,
and I can't stop
thinking about him.
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248. And I'm not going to be
able to sleep
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that he's gonna be okay.
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250. He's in prison, ma'am.
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251. I really couldn't say.
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252. I am sorry.
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253. Nothing like prison blue to
make you realize the clothes
don't make the man, huh?
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254. - Warden Clark?
- Me? No.
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255. Who told you you were
going to meet the warden?
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256. Uh, no one,
I just thought...
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257. That this was going to
be like a prison movie.
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258. "Put your trust in the
Lord, but your ass
belongs to me" type shit.
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259. You know Shawshank.
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260. Of course you know Shawshank,
you work in a prison.
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261. No, brother, I know Shawshank
because it's the greatest
movie ever made. Here.
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262. What's this?
Your psychological
evaluation.
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263. Why do I need
a psychological evaluation?
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264. Because the federal
penitentiary system
says you do.
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265. Now, when I get back,
if there's a hole
in the mirror
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266. covered by a
Rita Hayworth poster,
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267. I will not be happy.
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268. Okay, Louis, calm down.
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269. You've had a few misfires,
possibly had a stroke,
but you can do this.
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270. You've entered
the requisite information,
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271. you've calibrated
the typeface perfectly.
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272. All you have to
do is press send
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273. and those sons of bitches
are about to get
Litt the hell up.
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274. Goddamn mother...
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275. What the hell
are you doing?
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276. I'm just doing a little
troubleshooting, why?
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277. That is a $400,000
piece of hardware
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278. and you have no
business even...
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279. Wait a second, what are you
still doing here?
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280. What any IT officer
worth his salt would do.
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281. I'm maintaining our
system so it appears
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282. we're still a functioning
law firm to the outside world.
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283. Can you electronically serve
legal notice to every partner
in the next two hours?
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284. As long as you've got their
official business addresses,
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285. I can do it in the
next two minutes.
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286. Well, it's a good thing
I have them right here.
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287. Um, no offense, but I'm
really more of a lone ranger.
Excuse me?
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288. I can get this done in
a more efficient manner
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289. without you looking
over my shoulder.
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290. Well, that's what I told
my mother when I looked
at my first Playboy.
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291. But it didn't happen then
and it's not going to
happen now.
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292. Well, that doesn't matter
because we have a problem.
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293. So, you're saying,
in this office,
at any given moment,
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hidden away.
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295. That's what I'm saying.
Where?
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296. I'm not telling you.
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297. Whatever the hell you
two are in the middle of,
it's going to have to wait.
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298. Because secretaries may
talk to secretaries,
but liars talk to idiots.
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299. Louis, what the hell are
you talking about?
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300. I'm saying that that list
is a bucket of bullshit
and the mighty Donna Paulsen,
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ass from her elbow.
Watch yourself, Louis.
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302. Why do I need to
watch myself, Harvey?
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303. See, I don't know
if you've noticed,
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for $100 million,
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305. the partners are gone,
and we can't stop them.
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306. Maybe we don't
have to stop them.
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307. What are you saying?
What I want to know right now
is what we're all worth.
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308. What, are you kidding?
Why don't you just jam
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it would be less invasive.
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310. I'll jam my fist in your face
if you don't start getting
with the program.
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311. There you go, resorting to
violence like you always do.
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312. Because you won't admit
this whole thing
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313. is your fault
in the first place.
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314. My fault? If I hadn't
brought Mike in,
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sniveling around like
a goddamn junior partner.
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Donna back to you,
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panic attacks like
a goddamn little girl.
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318. Louis!
You smug son of a bitch.
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319. That's enough!
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320. I just watched the man
that I love go to prison
so that none of you have to.
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321. And it hasn't
been five minutes,
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322. and you're already
ripping each other apart.
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323. - Rachel.
- Let me finish.
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to be alone tonight.
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I didn't because I wanted
to be with my family.
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326. But if you can't keep
it together tonight
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as far as I'm concerned...
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329. Well, I'm going to
say what she won't.
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331. Louis, this is the
last place I wanted
to be tonight, too.
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to save my firm, anyway.
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be the same old Louis
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the same old dance,
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and this firm
can both go rot in hell.
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336. Louis, I don't
want to hear it.
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337. Well, that's good.
Because I'm not here
to say it.
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come down here
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Harvey can go to hell?
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I came down here
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if Harvey wants to go,
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Oh, Louis.
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you once told me,
no matter what happens,
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consider Litt her partner.
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345. Which means whatever
happens with Harvey,
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347. What do you say?
You and me.
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348. Pearson-Litt.
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349. Wow, you say no.
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350. No, Louis...
I should have known,
you never wanted me.
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was your precious Harvey.
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no idea what I want.
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nothing to do with you.
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354. Then what exactly does
it have to do with?
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everything I have
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this firm afloat
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as I can remember.
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360. The ship isn't
sinking, it sunk.
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361. And I don't know
if I have it in me
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the bottom of the ocean.
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364. Excuse me?
They came and took that thing
away three hours ago.
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365. I've been sitting here
twiddling my thumbs
ever since.
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366. You were not twiddling
your thumbs,
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367. you were waiting for
me to go over
the results of that thing.
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368. And the results are,
you are full of shit.
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369. Excuse me?
You heard me.
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370. I answered every one
of those questions honestly.
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371. I didn't say you didn't.
Well, in that case, I guess
you didn't get the memo.
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372. We're in a prison filled
with con men, everyone
here is full of shit.
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373. And the difference between
you and them
is they know they are.
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374. What does that even mean?
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375. It means that they know they
don't have the patience
to earn what they want.
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376. And that's why they
go out and steal it
from other people.
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377. So, that's why you left me
in here all that time.
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378. Just to prove that
I have no patience.
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narcissistic tendencies.
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380. Oh.
The world does not
revolve around you.
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have to listen to this.
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382. No, you don't,
because my day is done.
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383. And I'm going to go home,
pour myself a cold beer,
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in cell 42 on the
south end of D block.
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385. Yeah, I get it.
Copy !req
386. I'm no longer Mike Ross.
Copy !req
387. I'm just inmate
number 53296.
Copy !req
388. No, you are
still Mike Ross.
Copy !req
389. But my job is to help
you become a
better version of him
Copy !req
390. when you leave
than when you came in.
Copy !req
391. And if you trust me,
that just might happen.
Trust you?
Copy !req
392. You came in here
before acting like
you were on my side.
Copy !req
393. Whoa, let's get one
thing straight.
I didn't act anything.
Copy !req
394. You waltzed in here
thinking this was going to be
like some prison movie.
Copy !req
395. Well, it's not.
Copy !req
396. So, get that
through your head.
Copy !req
397. It's not a movie, brother.
Copy !req
398. It's just prison.
Copy !req
399. Don't you
dare push that button.
Copy !req
400. You're not leaving,
Harvey, not tonight.
Yes, I am.
Copy !req
401. Well, if you
really mean that,
Copy !req
402. then you're not the man
I thought you were.
Copy !req
403. What did you
just say to me?
Copy !req
404. I said that underneath that
expensive suit and that
perfect record is a coward,
Copy !req
405. ready to run from
one of the biggest fights
of his life.
Copy !req
406. I am not running
from anything, Donna,
Copy !req
407. and I don't need
this right now.
Copy !req
408. No, Harvey, right now is
exactly when you need this.
Copy !req
409. Because tomorrow is
going to be too late.
I know what I'm doing.
Copy !req
410. Then why don't
you enlighten me?
Copy !req
411. Because I, for one,
would love to know
exactly what you're doing.
Copy !req
412. I'm going to go the hell
home and never look back.
Copy !req
413. And what about tomorrow?
I don't care about tomorrow.
Copy !req
414. Well, maybe you should
start caring about tomorrow.
Copy !req
415. Because if you don't,
you're going to wake
up three weeks from now
Copy !req
416. and you're going to
realize that this
Copy !req
417. was the biggest mistake
of your life.
Copy !req
418. And all you did was
give up exactly what Mike
went to prison to save.
Copy !req
419. Mike did not go to prison
to save this goddamn firm.
Copy !req
420. No, Harvey, he went
to prison to save us.
Copy !req
421. And now, you're
walking out on us.
Copy !req
422. And if you're going to
do that, then tell me,
what did he save us for?
Copy !req
423. Let's
get one thing straight.
Copy !req
424. You waltzed in here
thinking this was going to
be like a prison movie.
Copy !req
425. Well, it's not.
Copy !req
426. Ross.
Copy !req
427. It's not a movie, brother.
Copy !req
428. It's just prison.
Copy !req
429. It's just prison.
Copy !req
430. Ross.
Copy !req
431. Did you hear me?
Copy !req
432. We going to have trouble
your first night?
Copy !req
433. No.
Copy !req
434. Then get in there.
Copy !req
435. One more thing.
Copy !req
436. You're not authorized
to leave this cell
the rest of the night.
Copy !req
437. Jessica, I'm sorry
I didn't...
Copy !req
438. You know,
this used to be my desk.
Copy !req
439. Different desk, same spot.
Copy !req
440. Jackson was there,
Burns was there,
and Kleiman was by the door.
Copy !req
441. He hated being by the door.
Copy !req
442. I don't know
any of those names.
Copy !req
443. Because they got out
a long time ago,
Copy !req
444. because this life
isn't for everyone.
Copy !req
445. And it's harder on some
than it is on others.
Copy !req
446. What
are you saying?
Copy !req
447. I'm saying that, for women,
the rules are different.
Copy !req
448. You can't be
everyone's friend
Copy !req
449. and invite them
to tea because...
Copy !req
450. Warm means you're weak.
Copy !req
451. I wasn't going to be weak.
Copy !req
452. But now, the flip side
to that is if you're strong,
they think you're cold.
Copy !req
453. And that's why
they're all gone.
Copy !req
454. Because they see me as...
Copy !req
455. As unfeeling and
Copy !req
456. manipulative.
Copy !req
457. I'm tired of it.
Copy !req
458. Well, they're wrong.
Copy !req
459. You're just saying
that because
you're seeing me like this.
Copy !req
460. No, that has nothing
to do with it.
Copy !req
461. My dad told me
that the only reason
he came to the church today
Copy !req
462. was because you told him
if he didn't, he would
lose me forever.
Copy !req
463. And you didn't do that
Copy !req
464. because you were
trying to manipulate
some situation.
Copy !req
465. You did it
because you care.
Copy !req
466. And because you did it,
Copy !req
467. I will be loyal
to you forever.
Copy !req
468. What can I do
for you, Harvey?
Copy !req
469. I came to tell you
that I'm sorry.
Copy !req
470. You should be.
Copy !req
471. I know.
Copy !req
472. So, are you going to give
me a tongue lashing,
Copy !req
473. or you want to figure out
how we can get out
of this jackpot?
Copy !req
474. I think that right now,
you and me and Louis
Copy !req
475. should get in a room
and smoke a peace pipe.
Copy !req
476. Are you saying what
I think you're saying?
I sure as hell am.
Copy !req
477. And where exactly are
we going to get that
shit this late at night?
Copy !req
478. 'Cause the coffee cart guy
is long gone.
Copy !req
479. It just so happens
I like to brew my own
coffee from time to time.
Copy !req
480. I'm going
to go get a drink.
Copy !req
481. That stuff's illegal,
you know.
Copy !req
482. Put that down.
Copy !req
483. Oh, hey, I'm sorry
I didn't mean to...
Touch my stuff?
Copy !req
484. Funny, I didn't see
the picture jump into
your hands by itself.
Copy !req
485. Look, I was just...
Relax, I'm just
giving you shit.
Copy !req
486. That's my little nephew.
Copy !req
487. Sweet kid, but dumb
as a box of rocks.
Copy !req
488. Welcome to Danbury.
What's your name?
Copy !req
489. Mike.
Copy !req
490. Mike Ross.
Copy !req
491. Frank Gallo.
Copy !req
492. Well, Mike, it looks like
we're going to be sharing
Copy !req
493. this little condo
for a while, huh?
Copy !req
494. You feel like telling
me what you're in for?
Copy !req
495. Look I get it, you don't
know if you can trust me.
Copy !req
496. Listen, the truth is,
you shouldn't trust
anybody in here.
Copy !req
497. Except I just asked
what you did,
Copy !req
498. and they obviously
already caught you,
so what's the harm?
Copy !req
499. Well, if there's no harm,
then why don't you tell
me what you're in for?
Copy !req
500. That could take a while.
Copy !req
501. Well, I don't know
about you,
Copy !req
502. but I'm free
for the next two years.
Copy !req
503. Ah, careful.
Copy !req
504. See, now you told me
how long you're in for.
Copy !req
505. Starts there, ends with
you telling me you were
born a poor black child.
Copy !req
506. You know The Jerk.
Yeah, and you know
The Jerk?
Copy !req
507. Yeah, I watched a lot
of movies growing up.
Copy !req
508. We watch a lot of movies
in here.
Copy !req
509. All right, you want
to know my story?
Copy !req
510. It starts long before
I did what I did.
Copy !req
511. Because I was not born
a poor black child,
but I was born poor.
Copy !req
512. Which made me susceptible
to wanting to be rich.
Copy !req
513. Of course I'm thinking
about myself.
What, you wouldn't?
Copy !req
514. Please. You'd throw
a giraffe off of Noah's Ark
Copy !req
515. just to save your sorry ass.
Copy !req
516. The world's probably
without unicorns because
of one of your ancestors.
Copy !req
517. And I... Will you just
let me finish a thought,
for God's sake?
Copy !req
518. Louis?
Copy !req
519. What exactly are you doing?
Copy !req
520. Well, what does it
look like I'm doing?
Copy !req
521. I'm having a discussion
about the fate of the firm
Copy !req
522. with my
dead secretary's ashes.
Copy !req
523. Well, as long as
it's not something weird.
Copy !req
524. What exactly have
you two been doing
the last half hour?
Copy !req
525. The same thing
you're about to do.
Copy !req
526. No way, I'm not
doing the Mary J.
Yes, you are.
Copy !req
527. I'm not huffing
and puffing.
Louis, it's the only way.
Copy !req
528. No, I'm not
doing the dirty.
It's okay, I got this.
Copy !req
529. I mean, if Louis
doesn't want to smoke it,
maybe Norma does.
Copy !req
530. Oh, don't you dare.
Copy !req
531. Relax, Louis, it's not like
it's going to kill her.
Copy !req
532. Harvey, that is
not funny, okay?
Copy !req
533. You're going to get
ashes in her ashes.
Copy !req
534. Then why don't you
just smoke it yourself?
Copy !req
535. Put that out.
Nope.
Copy !req
536. I'm going to light
this joint on the count
of one...
Copy !req
537. Harvey, I'm telling you.
Copy !req
538. Two...
Harvey.
Copy !req
539. Three.
Copy !req
540. Did you pull your back out?
Give me the goddamn thing.
Copy !req
541. Jesus Christ.
That's the thing
about computers.
Copy !req
542. You can delete whatever
you want, but it's
never really gone.
Copy !req
543. So, if you had
just stopped one
trade sooner,
Copy !req
544. they might never have
even caught you.
Copy !req
545. Yeah, I could have
stopped five, four,
Copy !req
546. three trades sooner,
they still might not have.
Copy !req
547. But how do you know?
Copy !req
548. I'll tell you
how you know.
Copy !req
549. You stop when you have
enough money to put
your kids through college.
Copy !req
550. Yeah, but what college?
Copy !req
551. And what if they want
to go to med school?
Copy !req
552. And what if they
need a car?
Copy !req
553. And then, somewhere along
the way, you stop thinking
about if they need a car
Copy !req
554. and you start thinking,
"I need a car" and
that's when you get caught.
Copy !req
555. Because whether you want to
admit it to yourself or not,
Copy !req
556. you were never thinking about
them in the first place.
Copy !req
557. But whether
you were or weren't,
Copy !req
558. once you start,
you don't stop.
Copy !req
559. That's one hell
of a story, Frank.
Copy !req
560. Yeah, well, this is prison.
Copy !req
561. Everyone's got
a hell of a story.
Copy !req
562. Anyway, that's
enough for one night.
Copy !req
563. I'm going to go to bed.
Copy !req
564. My story started
with my grandmother.
Copy !req
565. She was sick.
Copy !req
566. And she needed money.
Copy !req
567. And I found a way
to get it for her.
Copy !req
568. Holy shit.
Copy !req
569. This is the
best thing ever.
Copy !req
570. I love the both of
you so much.
Copy !req
571. This was your doing.
Copy !req
572. Harvey, we're
making progress.
Copy !req
573. Holy shit, this is
the best egg roll ever.
Copy !req
574. Jesus Christ,
get me out of here.
Copy !req
575. This is so awesome.
Copy !req
576. I mean, I haven't been
this stress free
since I took gold
Copy !req
577. in the Math-lympics and
Esther went to fat camp
in the same week.
Copy !req
578. Esther went to fat camp?
Copy !req
579. They called it
Violin All-Stars,
Copy !req
580. but we all know
what that's code for.
Copy !req
581. And if you so much
as picture her
in a schoolgirl outfit...
Copy !req
582. Come on, Louis,
we're all feeling good.
Copy !req
583. You telling me you never
slipped up and had an
inappropriate relationship?
Copy !req
584. Louis, I don't want to know
the answer to that.
I did.
Copy !req
585. It was the most
shameful night of my life.
Copy !req
586. Harvey, don't...
What exactly was
so shameful about it?
Copy !req
587. Well, she was
a paralegal.
Copy !req
588. And I took mud with her.
Copy !req
589. I don't understand.
Copy !req
590. Are you saying you
sullied her reputation?
Copy !req
591. No, I'm saying I sullied
the concept of mud.
Copy !req
592. What the hell are
you talking about?
What, do I need a bullhorn?
Copy !req
593. I had a premature
muddification.
What the hell does that mean?
Copy !req
594. I think we all know
what that means.
Copy !req
595. It means I couldn't
hold my mud.
Copy !req
596. I still don't know
what that means.
Copy !req
597. Did you take a
shit in the mud?
No, that's disgusting.
Copy !req
598. What part of this
conversation
isn't disgusting?
Copy !req
599. I know I'm going to
regret asking this.
Copy !req
600. Who exactly was it?
I cannot tell you
that information.
Copy !req
601. Okay, good, because
the truth is...
It was Missy Dietler.
Copy !req
602. Louis, I'm going to ask
you a question.
Copy !req
603. I want you to
tell me the truth.
Copy !req
604. Does Missy Dietler
know that
Copy !req
605. you couldn't
hold your mud?
Oh, heavens, no.
Copy !req
606. The Turkish silt was
thick enough to prevent
her from feeling it, so...
Copy !req
607. Was it thick enough
to hide you wanting
to go to sleep after?
Copy !req
608. Oh, my God, she knew.
Copy !req
609. I got news for you, Louis,
they always know.
Copy !req
610. Oh, you're so right.
Copy !req
611. You're so right.
Copy !req
612. She... I need
15 minutes to myself.
Copy !req
613. And that's it.
Copy !req
614. I cut a deal
and now I'm here.
Copy !req
615. Wait a second.
If you're a fake lawyer,
Copy !req
616. they had to give you
a chance to turn on
someone to get out of it.
Copy !req
617. They did.
Copy !req
618. So, why the hell
didn't you do it?
Copy !req
619. Because I wouldn't
have been able
to live with myself.
Copy !req
620. Somebody out there
owes you a lot.
Copy !req
621. Yeah, well...
Copy !req
622. I owe him a lot, too.
Copy !req
623. So, what, you're...
Copy !req
624. You're, like,
a good guy or something?
Copy !req
625. Am I?
What do you mean?
Copy !req
626. I left the woman
I love at the altar today.
Copy !req
627. Why did you do that?
Copy !req
628. Because I didn't want
to chain her to me
Copy !req
629. if there was even the chance
that she would regret it.
Copy !req
630. Then, yeah,
you're a good guy.
Copy !req
631. Thanks, Frank.
Copy !req
632. One thing about
everyone being gone...
Copy !req
633. We got the run of the place.
Copy !req
634. I never knew what
the ceiling looked like
in here.
Copy !req
635. It's like
The Breakfast Club.
Copy !req
636. Do you ever
not quote a movie?
Copy !req
637. No, and if you've got
a problem with that,
Copy !req
638. frankly, my dear,
I don't give a damn.
Copy !req
639. You're an idiot.
Copy !req
640. You think Louis is going
to be okay with me now?
Copy !req
641. I think we're
about to find out.
Copy !req
642. Harvey, what
I was saying before?
Copy !req
643. You don't need to say
anything, Louis. I'm
not going to tell anyone.
Copy !req
644. That's not what
I was going to say,
Copy !req
645. it's not the only
inappropriate relationship
I ever had.
Copy !req
646. I recorded you saying that
you knew about Mike
Copy !req
647. and I almost gave it
to Anita Gibbs.
Copy !req
648. Did you know about this?
No.
Copy !req
649. But I suspected when he
tried to get me to turn
you in to Gibbs with him.
Copy !req
650. What exactly was your
response to that request?
Copy !req
651. She said we
didn't need to do that.
Copy !req
652. And if it came to it,
you would take the
bullet for both of us.
Copy !req
653. I would have.
Copy !req
654. I'm sorry. Harvey, I
almost ruined your life.
Copy !req
655. You don't
need to be sorry, Louis.
Copy !req
656. The truth is, I'm the
one that ruined all of our
lives when I hired Mike.
Copy !req
657. And I never apologized
to either one of you for it.
Copy !req
658. But I will now.
Copy !req
659. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
660. So, we good?
Copy !req
661. We're good.
Copy !req
662. All right, now that
the two of you
have made peace,
Copy !req
663. let's figure out how we're
going to win this war.
Copy !req
664. Which starts with
knowing how much we
have in our war chest.
Copy !req
665. What exactly
does that mean?
Copy !req
666. It means it's time to answer
the question that she
asked two hours ago.
Copy !req
667. How much money do we have?
Copy !req
668. - This again?
- Louis.
Copy !req
669. After everything we've been
through tonight,
how hard could it be for us
Copy !req
670. to write down how much
we're worth right now?
Copy !req
671. I need another
15 minutes to myself.
Copy !req
672. Again?
Oh, Harvey, let him go.
Copy !req
673. He probably doesn't have
as much as we do
Copy !req
674. and it's a vulnerable thing
for him.
Copy !req
675. Vulnerable?
Copy !req
676. He just told us he
jerked off in the
mud an hour ago.
Copy !req
677. You don't think he's
going to do that
right now, do you?
Copy !req
678. Based on what he just
told us, he doesn't need
15 minutes for that.
Copy !req
679. You want to call her?
Copy !req
680. What?
Your fiancée.
You want to call her?
Copy !req
681. What are you talking about?
I'm talking about
my first night in here.
Copy !req
682. I remember thinking what
I wouldn't give to let
Jennifer know I was okay.
Copy !req
683. Thing is, I couldn't.
But you can.
Copy !req
684. I thought we weren't allowed
to have phones in here.
Copy !req
685. Yeah, well, I wasn't
allowed to make
inside trades either.
Copy !req
686. But I did.
Copy !req
687. And now I'm in here.
Copy !req
688. What else are they
going to do?
Copy !req
689. Uh, thanks, but...
Copy !req
690. I just...
Copy !req
691. I just can't right now.
Copy !req
692. Whenever you want,
phone's right here.
Copy !req
693. Let's try to get some
shut-eye, man.
Copy !req
694. You okay?
Copy !req
695. He's everywhere.
Copy !req
696. He's all around here,
Donna. Like...
Copy !req
697. The first place we met
was down the hallway.
Copy !req
698. And the first time
we kissed was in the library.
Copy !req
699. And I, I met his grandmother
50 feet from here.
Copy !req
700. And right here,
he told me the truth.
Rachel.
Copy !req
701. He was standing right
where you are and I was
Copy !req
702. upset with him about
something that I don't
even remember.
Copy !req
703. And then he told me
that he had lost
everyone in his life.
Copy !req
704. And then he told me
he was a fraud.
Copy !req
705. And then, we...
Copy !req
706. You're going to
get through this.
I know.
Copy !req
707. I just wish
I could see him.
Copy !req
708. What do you mean?
You can see him.
No, I can't.
Copy !req
709. I called the prison.
You called
the prison tonight?
Copy !req
710. Yes, because I wanted to know
if he was okay. And they...
Copy !req
711. They wouldn't give me
any information.
Copy !req
712. So, then, I asked them
about visitation
Copy !req
713. and they said that I had
to wait and I had to
get on a list. And...
Copy !req
714. How long?
Copy !req
715. At least a month.
Copy !req
716. I don't know
what to say.
Copy !req
717. You always know
what to say.
Copy !req
718. Not this time.
Copy !req
719. Excuse me ladies, sorry
to interrupt, but I think
we might have a problem.
Copy !req
720. What is it, Benjamin?
Copy !req
721. We're being hacked.
Copy !req
722. Oh, that's a tidy little
sum you've got there.
Copy !req
723. You're not doing
so bad yourself.
No, I am not.
Copy !req
724. Not bad for two people
that came from nothing.
Copy !req
725. I didn't come from
nothing and you know it.
Copy !req
726. Bet it still feels
pretty good to
write that number down.
Copy !req
727. Oh, it sure does.
Copy !req
728. You're still a little high,
aren't you?
I sure am.
Copy !req
729. There, you wanted to know
my net worth, you got it.
Copy !req
730. Holy shit.
Who are you?
Copy !req
731. Are you a king?
No, I'm just not an idiot.
Copy !req
732. What the hell have you
been doing with your money?
Copy !req
733. Louis, we're not
exactly poor.
Copy !req
734. That's what Bolivia
says to the U.S.,
Copy !req
735. but if NATO goes to war,
they're not kicking in dick.
Copy !req
736. Well, if you're
so damn rich,
Copy !req
737. why didn't you pony up
for Donna's salary when
you had the chance?
Copy !req
738. Do you even know how to
spell fiscal responsibility?
Copy !req
739. I know how to spell cheap.
All right, you
know, that's enough.
Copy !req
740. At least now we know we
have enough to fund
ourselves for a while.
Copy !req
741. Do you guys have
two rich uncles?
Copy !req
742. Because I'm not carrying
your asses if this
thing drags out.
Copy !req
743. Louis, this is a team effort,
I swear to God, if you
don't come through on this.
Copy !req
744. I hate to interrupt your
Breakfast Club moment,
but you need to sober up.
Copy !req
745. Donna, what is it?
According to Benjamin, the
partners didn't just leave.
Copy !req
746. They're coming after
every client we have.
Copy !req
747. All right, give me an
update and give it
to me in plain English.
Copy !req
748. I was able
to shut the hack down,
Copy !req
749. but not before they got
all three of
your clients' files.
Copy !req
750. Shit, they're trying to put
us in the ground tonight.
Copy !req
751. Then we have to
stop it before
it even gets started.
Copy !req
752. Well, the only problem
with that is that
we don't know
Copy !req
753. what bullshit story they're
out there selling right now.
Copy !req
754. Then we need
to figure it out
Copy !req
755. and we need to
figure it out fast.
Copy !req
756. That's the main line,
what should we do?
Copy !req
757. Donna.
Copy !req
758. Pearson Specter Litt,
may I help you?
Copy !req
759. One moment, please.
Copy !req
760. It's for you,
it's Jim Reynolds.
Copy !req
761. That's Decker Pharmaceutical,
don't take it,
he's leaving us.
Copy !req
762. Louis, he's my oldest
client, I'm not
ducking his call.
Copy !req
763. Jessica.
Put him on speaker.
Copy !req
764. Jim, how can
I help you?
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765. You can tell me
what's going on there.
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766. I've been hearing a lot
of rumors and I need
to hear the truth from you.
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767. All right Jim,
you want to hear the truth?
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768. We went out for
the afternoon
and when we got back,
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769. every partner
in the place was gone.
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770. But I'm telling you,
the name partners
are still here
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771. and we can still service
you and the board.
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772. I know you can.
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773. Then you're not
calling to say that
you're leaving us.
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774. I was calling to tell
you I've been sent notice.
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775. They're bifurcating
your firm
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776. and the other partners
have nothing to do
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777. with Pearson Specter Litt
anymore.
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778. Thanks, Jim.
I appreciate it.
And I won't forget it.
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779. Jessica, if you're not
back on your feet by
the end of the month,
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780. I won't be able to
hold off the board.
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781. If we're not back by
the end of the month,
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782. I will call the board and
resign from service myself.
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783. Isn't this good?
They're not trying to poach.
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784. It's just as bad.
What do you mean?
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785. It means they don't care
about clients right now.
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786. They're bifurcating
the firm because they want
their buy-ins back.
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787. And they hacked us
to get our
clients' information
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788. so that they could
deliver notice.
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789. We need to move the money
that we have in every
account by tomorrow.
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790. We don't need
to move it.
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791. We need to use it.
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792. If you're thinking what
I think you're thinking,
you're a genius.
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793. What are you
talking about?
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794. We can use their buy-ins
to settle the class
action lawsuits.
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795. And they won't be able to
sue us for the money back
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796. because it will
already be gone.
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797. You really
are a genius.
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798. Thanks, Harvey.
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799. Uh, might I point out
that I was the one that
brought the hacking
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800. to your attention in the
first place? So it's...
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801. You might as well
tell me what's on your mind.
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802. I can hear you staring
at the wall from
all the way over here.
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803. How do you handle it?
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804. Being away from
Jennifer for so long.
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805. You trust each other,
visit each other,
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806. and don't ask questions
you don't want answers to.
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807. That doesn't sound like fun.
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808. Yeah, well, it shouldn't be
that hard for you.
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809. You're only here
for two years.
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810. I'm here for five more.
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811. Jesus.
You're telling me.
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812. You know, maybe I'll just
send Rachel a text.
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813. You know, let her
know that I'm okay.
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814. Sure thing, kid.
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815. Just give it back
when you're done.
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816. Well, now that
we're starting fresh,
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817. can we please
finally get rid of that
hideous duck painting?
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818. No, Louis, we can't.
Why not?
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819. Because it's like you.
I can't stand it, but
it's part of the family.
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820. Speaking of family,
where's Gretchen?
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821. I can't believe she would
walk out on us, too.
She didn't.
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822. We were supposed to
be at the wedding
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823. so I gave her the day off
to go to the orthodontist.
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824. Orthodontist?
Yeah, the woman's
in her 60s,
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825. she still wears
a retainer.
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826. All right,
we have a game plan.
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827. Tomorrow morning,
we offer them 10 cents
on the dollar
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828. to settle these suits.
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829. And from this point on,
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830. we are all committing
to giving this firm
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831. every ounce of
blood, sweat and tears
we have.
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832. What is it?
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833. I just got a
text from Mike.
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834. What does it say?
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835. It says that he's settling
in and that he's getting
along well with his roommate.
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836. And that he thinks
he's going to be okay.
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837. Maybe he's going to
be okay, but his roommate's
in for trouble.
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838. To trouble.
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839. To trouble.
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840. Hey.
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841. What?
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842. She texted you back.
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843. What did she say?
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844. Said she got your text,
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845. she misses you,
and she's glad you get along
with your roommate.
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846. Thanks, Frank.
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847. For everything.
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848. All right, let's go.
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849. Come on, you've got to
get out before
the next shift.
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850. They can't know
I let you switch.
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851. Switch what? I'm in
the right cell.
I'm in the one you gave me.
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852. Yeah, but this isn't
the one they gave me.
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853. What?
You're in the
right cell, I'm not.
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854. What the hell
are you talking about?
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855. The only thing I told
you tonight that's true
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856. is that you shouldn't
trust people in here.
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857. But you did and now
I know all about you.
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858. Why the hell would
you do that to me?
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859. You said you could
have turned on a guy
to get out of here
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860. but you didn't,
because you owe him.
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861. Well, I owe that son
of a bitch, too.
Harvey.
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862. Yeah, Harvey Specter
put me away 13 years ago.
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863. I've been dreaming about
getting him back ever since.
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864. Then I read about
you in the paper,
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865. I realized I could get
back at him without ever
leaving these walls.
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866. You son of a bitch.
Take it easy, Mike.
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867. You remember
I know about you.
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868. And I've got your
little girlfriend's
number right here.
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