Suits 4x12

1. Professor Gerard, I came to ask for a favor.

2. The answer is no. Which is why I brought this.

3. You know.

4. And you talk a big game,

5. but you're just as human as everyone else,

6. you smug son of a bitch.

7. Louis. What are you doing here? Leaving.

8. That way, I don't have to look at either one of you two liars.

9. Oh, my God, he knows.

10. He doesn't just know.

11. He's a name partner.

12. She came to me and lied to my face.

13. She did it to protect me.

14. I'm going to keep hammering on her until you break.

15. With a new name comes a new beginning.

16. Here's to our newest name partner, Louis Litt.

17. Louis has something on you.

18. Daniel Hardman embezzled money from the firm and I covered it up.

19. Why couldn't you trust me with this before?

20. Because I didn't know how you'd react.

21. Jessica, your secret is safe with me.

22. Ripped By mstoll

23. I thought we were done with rooftop conversations.

24. Some things require privacy.

25. I haven't heard you say that

26. since the midnight coup of Schmidt, Gordon, and Van Dyke.

27. Are you done? It wasn't a joke.

28. Neither is this. I told Jeff Malone

29. I helped cover up Daniel Hardman's embezzlement.

30. Why the hell would you open that time capsule?

31. Because he knew the explanation we gave the partners about Louis

32. was bullshit and I had to tell him something.

33. You could have told him it was none of his business.

34. Harvey, I didn't bring you here to get relationship advice.

35. I brought you here to tell you what I did in case it ever came up.

36. No, you didn't. You brought me here

37. because now you have to get Louis to back you,

38. and you knew you'd be mad at me when I told you what you didn't want to hear.

39. You're right. I don't want to hear it.

40. How do you think it's going to go

41. when I tell Louis he holds the fate

42. of my relationship in his hands?

43. How do you think it's going to go the first time Malone brings up Louis' blackmail?

44. I don't care. Well, I'll tell you how it's going to go.

45. Louis is going to look back with his beady little eyes and say, "Embezzlement?

46. "That's not how I got my name on the wall."

47. And the shit's going to hit the fan anyway.

48. You know what? You can be a real son of a bitch.

49. Yeah. But instead of being pissed at me, why don't you take a look in the mirror?

50. Because we held out an olive branch.

51. And after Louis hears this,

52. he's going to take that branch

53. and beat the shit out of us with it.

54. Louis.

55. Professor Gerard? What are you doing here?

56. I've got a small legal matter to attend to.

57. Well, is it anything I can help you with?

58. Actually, I'm here to speak with Harvey.

59. Ah. Ah. I understand. You're looking for a name partner.

60. Well, you can't quite see it from here, but if you walk back about 10 feet,

61. take a gander to your left, you'll see I've gotten a little

62. recognition. I appreciate that.

63. But as I said, I'm here to speak with Harvey.

64. So are we going to talk about that little welcome speech

65. that Jessica made for Louis?

66. We don't have to talk about it, because Louis isn't going to accept it.

67. Why not?

68. Because it will be a cold day in hell

69. when he can accept being Maverick to my Iceman.

70. Don't... Don't you mean Iceman to your Maverick?

71. No, I don't.

72. You actually want to be Iceman over Maverick?

73. Who got the trophy? Who's the better pilot?

74. The one who got the trophy. Wrong.

75. Because in the end, Maverick saved Iceman.

76. And if he hadn't, Trophy Boy would be sitting

77. on the bottom of the Indian Ocean right now.

78. Where he'd still be the man. According to you.

79. According to me is the only according to that matters.

80. There we go. Maybe.

81. But according to me,

82. Viper was the real hero of that film.

83. What, you think I'm too old to know Top Gun?

84. What I think is, you have no business being in my office.

85. Are we going to do this in front of your associate?

86. We don't have to do anything in front of anybody.

87. You just have to go.

88. Harvey.

89. I need a lawyer.

90. Louis' office is down the hall.

91. I don't want Louis. I want you.

92. That's funny. The last time you saw me,

93. you told me I wasn't fit to practice law in your ivory tower.

94. What I told you was, is that you'll sacrifice ethics for wins.

95. And right now, I'm not in my ivory tower and I need a win.

96. I knew it. You're just like everybody else.

97. The ends don't justify the means until it's your ass on the line.

98. Do you think I like asking you for help?

99. I think this Liberty Rail thing must have you by the balls.

100. So you know. I know after their train derailed,

101. you were appointed to assess the victims' compensation formula.

102. And I know after you did, some of those victims

103. hired a lawyer and opened an investigation.

104. Then you also know they found nothing.

105. Then the question is, why are you here?

106. The TSA found $25,000 in my luggage

107. the day I announced I was changing the formula.

108. So now you're being accused of accepting a bribe.

109. Which I did not do.

110. Well, good luck proving that, Professor,

111. because it won't be with my help.

112. I was wrong about you, Mr. Specter.

113. I never thought that you wouldn't represent somebody

114. just because didn't like them.

115. Well, you're wrong again. I don't like you.

116. But I'm not representing you, because you did something shady,

117. and I'm not screwing over crash victims for the likes of you.

118. You know I didn't do this.

119. What I know is you showed yourself in, you can show yourself out.

120. See the money, wanna stay for your meal

121. Get another piece of pie for your wife

122. Everybody want to know how it feel

123. Everybody want to see what it's like

124. I'll even eat a bean pie I don't mind

125. Me and missy is so early

126. Busy, busy making money

127. All right!

128. All step back I'm 'bout to dance

129. The greenback boogie

130. Okay, I didn't want to say it in front of Gerard,

131. but has it occurred to you that you're an idiot

132. if you don't take this case?

133. Last year, you were shitting yourself he'd find out about you.

134. And now you think we should work with him?

135. No, I wasn't worried he'd find out.

136. I was worried about Louis.

137. Gerard didn't bat an eye at me back then and he didn't just now.

138. But we get him out of this,

139. and he ever does find out about me,

140. he's going to owe us.

141. Mike, that man is never going to compromise his ethics

142. just because we got him out of a jam.

143. Never going to compromise his ethics? You just said he took a bribe.

144. So what does that have to do with anything?

145. It has everything to do with everything,

146. because you don't think he did it.

147. So what? So what?

148. That means you're not turning him down

149. because you think he's shady.

150. You're turning him down because you have

151. a Henry Gerard-sized chip on your shoulder.

152. I do not have a chip on my shoulder.

153. You sure sound like you do.

154. Which makes you worse than an idiot, it makes you a jackass.

155. Excuse me? You heard me.

156. You know that he divided that money fairly, which means that you're...

157. I don't care what it means. And I don't need a lecture from you.

158. Apparently, you do.

159. Because you're about to screw over a bunch of innocent people

160. just to stick it to some guy who hurt your feelings.

161. And that's not something I ever thought I'd be saying to you.

162. Oh, look who it is. The woman who put me in my place.

163. What now?

164. You want me to sign a piece of paper

165. admitting that I was the man on the grassy knoll?

166. I meant what I said at that ceremony, Louis.

167. You mean the ceremony that you only had in order to trick me?

168. I had it because you demanded it.

169. But I'm not here to talk about that.

170. I'm here to talk about Jeff Malone.

171. What about him? You may be aware that he and I are...

172. Fifty Shades of Grey? I'm aware.

173. I'm going to let that go.

174. Because you may also not be aware that I had to lie to him.

175. He doesn't know about Mike, does he?

176. No. But he does know you committed a crime

177. and that you resigned and now your name is up on the wall.

178. What did you tell him?

179. I told him you found out

180. that I covered up Daniel Hardman's embezzlement

181. and that you used it to strong-arm me.

182. And now, you want me to protect another one of your secrets.

183. It's the same secret, Louis.

184. And you have just as much invested in it as I do.

185. No, I don't. Because I don't care if your relationship with Jeff survives or not.

186. What do you want, Louis?

187. I want something for continuing to cover your ass.

188. You got something. You got your name on the wall.

189. Now I want the respect that comes with it. Meaning?

190. I want one of Harvey's clients.

191. Which one?

192. That's between me and Harvey.

193. You wasted all your time

194. You didn't mean it

195. You stole what was mine

196. I didn't need it

197. Okay. I agreed to meet.

198. I hope it's not just so you can tell me more about what a horrible person I am.

199. I came here to tell you that I changed my mind.

200. So, you admitted to yourself that I didn't do this?

201. I've admitted to myself that you came to me

202. because this case needs rule-bending.

203. And you're going to tell me why.

204. Right now.

205. The money. Yes, the money.

206. If you weren't bribed, where the hell did you get that $25,000 from?

207. You know where it came from.

208. It's the same thing you tried to use to blackmail me last year.

209. Let me get this straight.

210. You have an explanation for the money that would get you out of this whole thing.

211. But I can't use it.

212. Where are you going?

213. To get you out of this.

214. Welcome to the real world, Professor.

215. I need you to find out everything you can on Garrett Brady.

216. Absolutely. Who's Garrett Brady?

217. The guy on the other side of Gerard's suit.

218. Wait a second. Does this mean you took his case?

219. You know that means I took his case,

220. and I don't want to hear any gloating.

221. Gloating? No. No, no, no. I'm not... I'm not gloating.

222. I'm merely recognizing the fact that you

223. completely changed your mind based entirely on what I said.

224. Which is gloating. Potato, po-tah-to.

225. But as long as you're going to think of it that way,

226. I might as well point out that since you listened to my lecture,

227. maybe you should start calling me Professor.

228. I'm going to start calling you unemployed

229. if you don't figure out a way around using Gerard's alibi.

230. Wait. We can't say where the money came from?

231. No, we can't. Because he was playing back room poker.

232. And if that comes out, Harvard fires him.

233. Are you kidding me? He's an ethics professor and he's breaking the law?

234. Where the hell do you think my chip comes from?

235. Well, if we can't use his alibi,

236. how are we supposed to get him out of this?

237. I don't know, Professor.

238. But you're the one who wanted us to take this case,

239. so why don't you use that big brain of yours and find a solution?

240. You're giving me Henry Gerard. What?

241. I saw him, I want him, you've got him, he's mine.

242. That's not how the way it works, Louis.

243. I'm afraid you'll have to find yourself another boyfriend.

244. Oh, this is exactly how it works.

245. You talked to Jessica, didn't you?

246. I sure did, and she used me to cover her ass.

247. So, I get one of your clients in return.

248. You want one of my clients, we can talk about that.

249. But Gerard's staying with me.

250. Oh, please. Don't pretend like you actually care about him.

251. He can't even stand you.

252. Louis, I just offered to consider giving you one of my clients.

253. So I suggest you let Gerard go.

254. No, I'm not letting anything go, because it doesn't make any sense.

255. Not only can't he stand you, he doesn't respect you.

256. Because he's got things...

257. What did you just say to me?

258. I said he doesn't respect you.

259. Well, you know what? He definitely doesn't respect you.

260. Because when he told me he needed a lawyer,

261. I tried to send him your way.

262. And his exact words were, "I don't want Louis. I want you."

263. Fine.

264. Then I'll just take another one of your clients.

265. You're not taking a thing. You just said that I...

266. I don't give a shit what I just said, okay?

267. My clients are my clients.

268. And you don't get out of my office in the next three seconds,

269. something is going to happen between you and me.

270. And I guarantee it won't end with you keeping all of your teeth.

271. No. Just turn around and walk right back out that door.

272. Harvey. Did you hear what I said?

273. I did. But apparently, you didn't hear what Jessica said

274. about wiping the slate clean.

275. And apparently you didn't hear what I said,

276. because I just told Louis he could have one of my clients.

277. And three seconds later, you told him he couldn't.

278. Yeah, because I realized that I'm paying for Jessica's mistake.

279. No, Harvey. You were willing to pay for her mistake

280. right up until Louis said Gerard doesn't respect you.

281. Oh, that has nothing to do with it.

282. You can lie to yourself all you want,

283. but I'm not going to let you bullshit me.

284. What the hell are you talking about?

285. Henry Gerard is the one person you respect who never respected you.

286. And Louis touched that nerve.

287. And I told you, that has nothing to do with it.

288. You really think that? I don't think it, I know it.

289. Then you know what, Harvey?

290. You're no different than Louis.

291. Because you have a chance to help us all move on,

292. and you are blowing it off out of pettiness,

293. which is exactly what Louis would do.

294. What do you want from me, Donna?

295. I want you to be a grown-up

296. and do what you said you'd do in the first place.

297. You got something? Yeah, we've been overlooking the obvious.

298. Yeah, I'm not in the mood for 20 questions.

299. Give it to me.

300. Unless you're traveling internationally and don't report it,

301. carrying cash on board a plane isn't a crime.

302. Great, except for the fact that

303. Gerard's not being charged with smuggling, he's being sued.

304. Right. But my point is, how did Garrett Brady even find that out?

305. He found out because Gerard was detained by the TSA.

306. Who talked to him for five minutes

307. and then sent him on his way.

308. Those searches aren't a matter of public record.

309. Exactly. Holy shit.

310. Brady bribed the TSA.

311. Which isn't only illegal, it makes that report totally inadmissible.

312. You figured this out on your own?

313. I would have done it faster,

314. but I had to order some sushi.

315. Would have done it faster.

316. That's what you said your first week here.

317. Except it was pizza instead of sushi. Yeah, I'm growing.

318. You mean Rachel taught you how to eat.

319. Like I said, I'm growing.

320. Donna, I'm a little busy at the moment.

321. Too busy to take on this?

322. What's that?

323. Just the first client that Jessica gave Harvey when he made name partner.

324. Harvey said he wouldn't let me have any of his clients.

325. No, he said he would.

326. But then, instead of taking him up on it, you went ahead and shit on his feelings.

327. Please. Harvey doesn't have feelings.

328. That's not true and you know it.

329. And you of all people should know that a person

330. can overreact when they're hurt.

331. If you're referring to me, I do not overreact when...

332. Okay. Whatever you say, Fatty-Baldy.

333. Okay, get the hell out of my office and...

334. Fine, you have a small legitimate point.

335. I really hurt his feelings?

336. Yeah, you really did.

337. But then he realized he was overreacting

338. and that this was a chance for us all to get back to where we were.

339. You swear that is the first client

340. that Jessica gave him after he made name partner?

341. I swear.

342. Leave me the file.

343. You two go ahead. I haven't decided yet.

344. Actually, we're not here for the falafel.

345. We're here to introduce ourselves. Mike Ross.

346. Harvey Specter. We represent Henry Gerard.

347. Oh. Well, in that case, let me buy you two lunch.

348. Because I'm about to come into an unexpected windfall.

349. Well, I guess that's your thing, paying people off.

350. I hope the TSA got more than some shitty falafel.

351. What the hell are you talking about?

352. I'm talking about this.

353. - Bribery? - Ironic, isn't it?

354. You suing Professor Gerard for accepting a bribe

355. when you're the one paying off federal employees?

356. Allegedly paying, Counselor.

357. Tsk-tsk.

358. You don't want to slander me. So you admit it?

359. I don't admit a thing.

360. Your client sold out victims of a train derailment.

361. He's going to pay.

362. You may not be willing to admit anything here,

363. but you'll have to in front of the judge.

364. Because I've drafted subpoenas for every TSA employee

365. on duty that night.

366. Drop the case, Mr. Brady.

367. Are you threatening me? We're informing you.

368. Well, let me inform you.

369. In case you forgot, the TSA falls under

370. the Department of Homeland Security.

371. Which makes this a national security issue.

372. This has nothing to do with national security and you know it.

373. All I know is, the government found a large sum of cash on a passenger.

374. How they came to know that, how they proceeded to investigate that,

375. and what they did with that information is the government's business.

376. And that's what you're going with?

377. That's not what I'm going with.

378. That's what they're going to go with.

379. So you can call up as many TSA agents as you like,

380. but they're not going to be saying a thing.

381. And you can buy your own damn falafel.

382. I need Cutie Pie Cosmetics.

383. You want to try that again?

384. I have a meeting with Joan Walsh tonight and I need her files.

385. Joan is Harvey's client. Not anymore.

386. Since when?

387. Since it doesn't matter, because I'm name partner.

388. Which means when I say I need something,

389. your response should either be "How high?" Or "Can I have another?"

390. Fine. There are a few things that you should know...

391. You see, what I know is,

392. your boss seems to think all it takes to impress Joan Walsh

393. is getting Donna to make a fancy dinner reservation.

394. But I'm going to impress her with so much legal domination

395. that by the end of the night,

396. all she's going to be able to say is, "Harvey Specter who?"

397. Okay, that's a mistake, and I...

398. A mistake? Oh, I get it.

399. You're trying to impress me with your legal domination

400. to prove that you're not just a paralegal, but an associate.

401. No, Louis, I'm not... See, I don't care what you call yourself.

402. So unless you did such a shitty job the files are un-readable,

403. hand them over to me right now.

404. That's more like it.

405. What's this?

406. I know you have to work tonight. But you also need to eat.

407. I wouldn't call this just eating.

408. Well, you deserve better than paper plates.

409. I don't mind paper plates.

410. Oh, I know you don't.

411. I just said you deserve better.

412. Is that ropa vieja?

413. Mmm-hmm. I made it myself.

414. Which means you got it at the Cuban place

415. that I love on 40th and Lex.

416. By myself.

417. What did I do to deserve this?

418. I don't know.

419. I'm just... Feeling closer.

420. Because I confided in you.

421. Because the walls are coming down and I can feel it.

422. What did I do to deserve you?

423. Mmm. Well, we can talk about that

424. over this delicious meal that I made all by myself.

425. To us.

426. And then I said, "Helen, that's no Pomeranian.

427. "That's a Pomimo. You've been had."

428. That is hilarious.

429. Really. Dogs. They are... They are so fascinating.

430. Do you have many dogs, Louis? Hell, no.

431. Building regulations, it's a cluster...

432. I've been fighting them for years.

433. Oh, that's horrible. Yes.

434. As is what's going on with your stock.

435. Oh, Louis, we're having dinner. Put that away.

436. No, no. But I just thought you'll be interested to know

437. that we could skyrocket the share price...

438. Right now, what I'm interested in

439. is having another Manhattan

440. and hearing what's on the dessert list.

441. We don't need a list. Get the crème brûlée.

442. Now, this stock issue? I have...

443. Fax the papers to my office,

444. and I'll review them when I get home.

445. When you get home? What the...

446. What the hell did we come to dinner for then?

447. For this. What this?

448. This.

449. Okay, I don't know how Harvey handled these quarterly reviews, but...

450. Oh, Harvey was magnificent.

451. Truth be told, I was a little disappointed

452. when I heard that you'd be handling this instead of him.

453. But I haven't seen your Cha-Cha yet, so the jury's still out.

454. That was a lawyer joke. Yep, got it.

455. Yep. Listen. Joan.

456. I think you're going to be really glad

457. that it was me here tonight, because I already sent a letter to your board.

458. You did what?

459. I notified them of this.

460. That's what I'm trying to tell you.

461. Why the hell would you do something so patently stupid?

462. Stupid? Hey. I didn't become name partner being stupid.

463. Didn't you? Two members of my board are about to reach their term limits.

464. At least one of them is being circled by Glamour Cosmetics.

465. You have just notified that person of a product

466. that I've had in R & D for years.

467. And now, they can trade information

468. for a seat on the board of my biggest competitor.

469. Joan, I didn't know.

470. Tell me, Mr. Litt.

471. Did you actually graduate from law school

472. or did you just buy your way onto the letterhead?

473. Yeah, you better put that bag down.

474. Because we're staying all night.

475. It didn't go well with Joan, did it?

476. No, it didn't, because you sandbagged me.

477. I didn't sandbag you.

478. Well then, what do you call not telling me

479. that Glamour was circling her board members?

480. I tried to tell you, but you couldn't hear me through all of your rage.

481. What I'm not hearing is the sound of you putting your bag down.

482. Because the board members are meeting tomorrow afternoon,

483. and I only have until then to fix this.

484. And you want me to help you?

485. You're the associate on this case, aren't you?

486. So now I'm an associate?

487. Okay, you know what? Now is not the time to get into it.

488. No, now is exactly the time to get into it.

489. Because you have taken every opportunity possible

490. to make me feel like I am nothing.

491. And now, even though you want something,

492. you're still treating me like I'm nothing.

493. I'm treating you like every other associate.

494. That is bullshit.

495. And you know, even if it were true,

496. you didn't used to treat me that way.

497. I didn't used to know you lied to me on a daily basis.

498. Louis, it would serve you right

499. if I take my bag and leave you here

500. and go home to the man that I love.

501. So you're not going to help?

502. No, I'm going to help you.

503. But not because you deserve it.

504. I'll do it because I am an associate

505. and I am a professional, which means I am capable

506. of putting the personal aside in order to do my job.

507. And one of those, please.

508. Just what I was in the mood for.

509. Well, if you're getting a bagel, that means you kicked ass.

510. Which I did.

511. You called up the TSA and busted up their national security defense?

512. No, I used their defense.

513. Gerard's going to testify under seal because it's a matter of national security.

514. And the judge bought that.

515. What's not to buy? The TSA made the argument for us.

516. What did Brady say?

517. That's the best part about it.

518. He doesn't even know it.

519. It's a matter of national security.

520. We testify under seal,

521. the judge realizes that Gerard is a degenerate gambler.

522. But a fair mediator.

523. The case gets dismissed, and Garrett Brady

524. and Harvard Law never know what happened.

525. You thought of all of that on your own?

526. You think you're the only one

527. who can come up with an intelligent solution?

528. You are 1 for 400 in the time we've worked together.

529. Okay, smart guy, since I did your job for you,

530. you're going to do my job for me.

531. You want me to prep Gerard

532. because you don't want to sit in a room and listen to him talk for two hours.

533. I didn't want to 15 years ago, and I don't want to now.

534. We only get one shot at this,

535. and his testimony better be rock solid.

536. Mmm-hmm. Thanks.

537. Oh, yeah. Sure. Help yourself.

538. Dick.

539. I see you haven't slept.

540. I have a lot of work that needs attending to.

541. I bet you do, considering the phone call I got from Joan Walsh this morning.

542. Oh. She called you?

543. She wanted to know what the other name partners were going to do

544. about the one that screwed the pooch.

545. Oh, come on. That is not fair.

546. I didn't have all of the information and...

547. You had enough information to make a deal to get her from Harvey.

548. And part of that deal was you backing me with Jeff.

549. Oh, so that's why you're here.

550. You don't trust I'm still going to do it.

551. Because you haven't done it yet,

552. and you have a history of making poor decisions

553. when things aren't going your way.

554. The only poor decision I made is agreeing to cover for you in the first place.

555. You didn't think that was such a bad idea when you were using it

556. to get what you wanted.

557. And now, you're threatening to take that thing away.

558. Louis, you want to keep Joan, that's on you.

559. But I held up my end of the bargain.

560. You better hold up yours.

561. I just want to go over it one more time, Professor.

562. How much money was in that pot?

563. I'm tired of going over it.

564. Why do we have to keep replaying

565. every moment of this game?

566. Because your entire case depends on it.

567. My case depends on the fact that I won that money gambling,

568. not whether I won it with a flush.

569. Your case depends on the judge believing you.

570. And if he finds any holes in your testimony, then we...

571. I gave you the names of everyone I knew at that game.

572. But none of those men were there when you won that money.

573. I can't help it if I didn't get the name of the guy I beat.

574. Which is why your story needs to be rock solid.

575. Okay. Go ahead.

576. So, I ask you again, Professor,

577. how much money was in the final pot?

578. Roughly $12,000.

579. And you won that hand?

580. As I said before, I won and then I cashed out.

581. And what did you have again? I had a queen-high flush.

582. And who did you beat?

583. I told you, I didn't get his name.

584. Okay. So, what did he have?

585. Two pair, queens over sixes.

586. Wait a second. You said before

587. that the man next to you folded with two queens up.

588. And now this guy had two queens and you had a queen-high flush?

589. I said that the man next to me folded with two kings.

590. No, you didn't. You heard me wrong.

591. No, I didn't.

592. Is this part of prepping me or are you accusing me of something?

593. I'm trying to get your story to line up.

594. My story does line up.

595. Not to me, it doesn't. Look, young man,

596. if you're going to sit over there and call me a liar...

597. I'm not calling you a liar. But if you say tomorrow what you said today,

598. we're going to be in a lot of trouble.

599. Because where I come from, there are only four queens in a deck.

600. I said two kings.

601. And I'm going to say that again tomorrow.

602. So you do your job and I'm going to do mine.

603. He's lying.

604. What are you talking about?

605. Gerard's story about winning all that money playing poker is bullshit.

606. All right, slow down. What the hell happened?

607. I did the math and the hands don't add up.

608. What do you mean, you did the math?

609. I mean, first, he said that he drew a queen on fourth street.

610. And then, when I pressed him about it, he told... Wait a second.

611. This conclusion is based on him recalling hands under cross-examination?

612. Harvey, I got kicked out of Atlantic City for counting cards.

613. I know this shit. That doesn't mean he's lying.

614. I've got a little experience with that, too.

615. And I'm telling you he was.

616. Or maybe he's tired. Or maybe I'm right.

617. Or maybe you don't know what the hell you're talking about.

618. Why are you defending him? Because you asked me to.

619. Look.

620. Harvey. I'm not saying that he took a bribe.

621. I'm just saying that he didn't get that money playing poker.

622. Well, unless he admitted that, he's testifying tomorrow.

623. Since when do you stick your head in the sand?

624. Did he admit it? No, he didn't.

625. But he screwed up the details. And he shouldn't have,

626. because people who are telling the truth get it right.

627. And you know it.

628. What's that?

629. Jacks full of fours.

630. I can see that. But why...

631. Why is it staring you in the face?

632. It's what I threw down the last time I won a huge hand.

633. It was six weeks ago,

634. and I can remember every hand

635. that every player at that table had.

636. Now, if you won money the other night, you'd remember it, too.

637. I do remember.

638. And as I explained to your associate...

639. Yeah, stop bullshitting me.

640. Where the hell did that money really come from?

641. Because if you don't tell me the truth,

642. I'm canceling that hearing right now.

643. It came from a student of mine.

644. For what? In exchange for changing his grade.

645. Jesus Christ. For $25,000?

646. He was going to fail my class.

647. And that would have stopped him from getting an offer from...

648. You goddamn hypocrite.

649. You preach about ethics and you do this?

650. This is about ethics.

651. And you don't have any idea why I did it.

652. I don't care why you did it.

653. I care about what you're making me do.

654. Because I'm not suborning perjury.

655. Well, you tell me that you've never done anything worse.

656. I knew it.

657. You would do it for someone else, but not for me.

658. You know what, Professor?

659. There's a small part of me that actually thought

660. that you came to me because you thought I'm the best.

661. But you just think I'll do whatever it takes to win.

662. Isn't that what makes you the best?

663. Get someone else to do your dirty work,

664. because I'm not suborning perjury.

665. What are you doing?

666. Getting my blood flowing.

667. I've been sitting here all night and restless leg syndrome

668. kills 14 people every hour.

669. I don't think that's accurate.

670. I don't care what you think. What do you have?

671. I found a way to fix things with Joan.

672. Okay. You're arguing anything in R & D

673. is the intellectual property of the person who suggested the product?

674. Until such time that the results become public.

675. Which they did the second I sent the board that letter.

676. Except board members are subject to the non-disclosure agreement.

677. Well, the board members haven't signed a non-disclosure agreement.

678. Yet.

679. What's to stop them from refusing? Nothing.

680. But if they do, then the non-compete kicks in.

681. Preventing them from revealing the contents of my letter

682. under threat of prosecution.

683. Specifically corporate espionage.

684. Oh, my God! You got this idea from...

685. Our bylaws. My bylaws.

686. Rachel, holy shit, this is...

687. Acceptable.

688. I think the word you're looking for is "awesome."

689. Well, the word I'm saying is get out.

690. Because I have a meeting to prepare for.

691. You know what, Louis? I have been working all night

692. and this gets your ass out of a major sling.

693. So instead of dismissing me,

694. you should be asking me to come with you.

695. Excuse me, Miss Professional.

696. You wanted me to treat you like every other associate. Now I am.

697. By acting as if I did nothing?

698. No, by acknowledging you did acceptable work.

699. Letting you come with me is something that I would only do for you

700. if we were friends. Which we are not.

701. You canceled the hearing.

702. You were right. He was lying.

703. I'm sorry.

704. You know, I knew he was a hypocrite after I found out about the gambling.

705. But I never thought he'd sell out Harvard.

706. What are you talking about?

707. He did take the bribe, but it had nothing to do with the accident victims.

708. He did it to change someone's grade.

709. Why would he do that?

710. What difference does it make? Either way, he was going to let me suborn perjury.

711. It makes a difference because we still have to win this case.

712. Oh, I don't give a shit about winning this case.

713. I've never heard you say anything like that before.

714. You... You care about winning every case.

715. Every game. Every argument.

716. Did you hear me? He was going to let me suborn perjury.

717. So would every client you have if they thought they'd get away with it.

718. He's not every client.

719. No, he's one you hated in the first place. I didn't hate him.

720. Harvey, what is going on here?

721. I thought he was better than us.

722. I sat in that class and I listened to him talk

723. about what kind of lawyers we should be.

724. And I always let him down,

725. because I knew that wasn't the kind of lawyer that wins.

726. And I wanted to win. So I'd argue with him and he looked down on me.

727. And now, instead of you letting him down,

728. he let you down.

729. He turned out to be no better than any of us.

730. So then, let's make him better than us.

731. Ms. Walsh.

732. You are not on my schedule today.

733. Ms. Walsh, please, take a look at this.

734. What is it?

735. It's a chance to make things right. Huh.

736. You cannot call board members employees

737. based on them having access to an expense account.

738. Not just an expense account.

739. They have corporate cards and standing offices.

740. Which, as defined by Section 14.2 of the Internal Revenue Code,

741. makes them employees.

742. Well, Mr. Litt,

743. it seems I won't be demanding a new point person after all.

744. I'm glad to hear that. Huh. Are you?

745. Of course I am. You're my first client as name partner.

746. You're very important to me.

747. Well, I suppose we'll find out the truth

748. when someone else makes name partner.

749. What are you talking about?

750. I'm not an idiot.

751. I know that no one in your firm wants to deal with me.

752. That's not true. In fact, I fought for you.

753. You may have thought you were fighting for me,

754. but I know that Jessica dumped me on Harvey.

755. And it seems that the second you made name partner,

756. Harvey did the same thing to you.

757. Oh, you didn't know that, did you?

758. Then maybe we were meant for each other,

759. since we're both left out of the club.

760. You betrayed me.

761. You make this big speech about repairing our friendship

762. and all it was was more words.

763. What are you talking about?

764. You convince me to take Joan,

765. while conveniently leaving out the fact

766. you're doing Harvey a favor?

767. That's not why I did it, Louis.

768. Well, just tell me right now. Can he stand her?

769. No. But he was going to keep her, because you...

770. Hurt his precious feelings?

771. I know. I felt so awful about that.

772. You know what, Louis? You should.

773. And while you're at it, you should feel pretty awful

774. about being a dick to me right now.

775. You lied to me again.

776. No, Louis, I fought for you. Again.

777. No. You made Joan sound important.

778. The first client that Jessica gave Harvey when he made name partner.

779. She is important, Louis. But you can't see that

780. because you didn't want a client.

781. You just wanted to take something away from Harvey.

782. What I want is respect.

783. Then get out of your own way and get on the goddamn team.

784. You mean the team that kept Mike's secret from me?

785. No, Louis! I mean the team that protected its own.

786. Because that's what teams do.

787. And you know, I shouldn't even be telling you this

788. because she wasn't going to.

789. But if you need a little bit more evidence

790. of what we do for each other,

791. then take a look at Rachel, because she got Katrina a job.

792. What? That's right.

793. Your former associate.

794. And you've been treating Rachel like shit.

795. So if you're done yelling at me, then I suggest

796. you go fix one of the thousand things

797. that you have screwed up lately.

798. Because the rest of us?

799. We are done fighting for you.

800. Mr. Ross.

801. You must be Ian. And please, don't call me Mr. Ross.

802. Mike is fine. Oh, sure.

803. Hey, thanks for your call, Mike.

804. Pearson Specter is a great firm.

805. Yeah, well, you're a great candidate.

806. I'm a little curious why you're still interviewing.

807. I heard you had a solid offer at Skadden.

808. I do, but Skadden Arps is no Pearson Specter.

809. Are you sure it's not because you're worried

810. they'll find out that you failed Professor Gerard's legal ethics class?

811. What? Oh, shit. You don't know.

812. He hasn't changed your grade.

813. But he still has your $25,000.

814. Who the hell are you?

815. I'm exactly who I said I was.

816. The only thing I left out is that Professor Gerard is my client.

817. Come on. He can't be in trouble for this. I'd know.

818. He's not. He's being accused of accepting a bribe

819. while conducting a federal mediation because of this.

820. That's not my problem.

821. It's your problem now.

822. Which is why you're going to sign this.

823. What is that?

824. It's a sworn affidavit stating the money that you paid Gerard is a loan.

825. What happens to my grade?

826. It stays the same.

827. Because Henry Gerard doesn't take money to change grades.

828. That's bullshit. We had a deal.

829. Yeah, well, consider this your first lesson in the real world.

830. Deals change.

831. I don't care what world it is.

832. I'm not signing anything.

833. That's too bad. Because the truth will come out.

834. And this way, you're failing a class

835. instead of getting thrown out of school for bribing a professor.

836. It's up to you, Ian.

837. You want an F? Or do you want to not have a legal career at all?

838. So I sign this and the bribery allegations are gone?

839. And no one ever knows a thing.

840. But I still have to pay lan back the money.

841. That's the way loans work.

842. You say that like I am a monster.

843. I say it like it's true.

844. You know,

845. you never let me tell you what the money was for.

846. You didn't listen to me when I told you I don't care.

847. Who's the monster now?

848. I don't care because you always said

849. the circumstances don't matter.

850. Well, do you care that after Mike grilled me,

851. I was so impressed with him that I wondered why I had forgotten him.

852. So I looked through my old records,

853. just to see how he did.

854. But I couldn't find any record of him ever being in my class.

855. Just like they're not going to find any record

856. of you accepting a bribe from a student.

857. Hmm.

858. Are you saying we're even?

859. I'm saying you got a two-for-one.

860. Because they're also not going to find any record of you gambling last year.

861. That's why you came to see me back then, isn't it?

862. You didn't want anyone to find out about him.

863. I'm not going to tell you why I came to see you last year, Henry.

864. Because the circumstances don't matter.

865. You really did pay attention in my class.

866. A lot more than you think.

867. I'm sorry I let you down, Mr. Specter.

868. Professor...

869. Don't worry about paying back that loan.

870. I got it.

871. Where do we go from here?

872. Where do we go?

873. And is it real

874. Or just something we think we know?

875. And where are we going now?

876. Mmm, where do we go?

877. Louis. What can I do for you?

878. The question isn't what you can do for me, Jeff.

879. But it's a matter of what you're going to do.

880. Which is cut the bullshit right now.

881. What? You heard me.

882. I know Jessica told you about Hardman.

883. Yes, she did tell me.

884. And I have refrained from coming to see you

885. about blackmailing her out of courtesy.

886. Courtesy? You haven't so much as wished me a congratulations.

887. You want me to kiss the ring, Louis, after what you did?

888. You're damn right I do.

889. Because I don't care how it got up there. My name is on that wall.

890. And if I had a crowbar handy,

891. I would pry it off.

892. Well, Jeff, you don't.

893. So, the question you've got to ask yourself is,

894. do you want to stick with the team?

895. Because my name is up there to stay, whether you like it or not.

896. Who can we trust from here?

897. Who can we trust?

898. From cradle to grave

899. From ashes to ashes

900. From dust to dust

901. Hey.

902. Thanks for meeting me.

903. What's going on?

904. I wanted to thank you for making me take Gerard.

905. What happened?

906. What makes you think something happened?

907. Because I know you.

908. And I know you don't have moments of self-reflection,

909. let alone have a drink with someone

910. to tell them about it unless something happened.

911. You know what? Something did happen.

912. I dealt with some shit and I'm trying to thank you for it,

913. because it turned out to be a good thing.

914. I think the word you're looking for is closure.

915. That's your word.

916. The word I'm looking for is, "You're welcome, Harvey. That's nice of you to say."

917. Thanks, Harvey.

918. Good. Now, listen to me.

919. For a minute there, I thought you were going to tell me that he knows.

920. What?

921. Maybe I'm crazy.

922. But when I was prepping him,

923. for a second he looked at me and I thought...

924. He's suspicious.

925. And then, you called, and after everything that's happened already...

926. It's fine, Mike. He doesn't know.

927. How do we move around with all these eyes on us?

928. And all on us

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