1. Less than one out of every 12 people
who applies gets in.
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2. What if I'm not one
of those people?
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3. I don't know. Maybe you'll
get in somewhere else.
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4. I don't want to go to law school.
I want to go to Harvard.
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6. I didn't get in.
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7. - I promised her.
- Louis, I liked her.
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8. You're just going
to have to tell her the truth.
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9. I want my name on the door.
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10. So, if you deliver
a huge win...
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12. Are you talking about joining forces
with her?
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15. Edward and I are merging.
I had to show him the books.
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16. You don't want your name on the door.
You want your name on my door.
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17. I want to see our names
on the same door.
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18. And this merger
isn't happening.
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19. - I won't.
- You will.
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20. Harvey will never forgive me.
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21. Right now,
your problem isn't with Harvey.
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23. six nights earlier
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28. - Depends.
- On what?
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there's a roofie in there.
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30. I wouldn't need a roofie.
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Uh, might I have a private word?
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32. Actually,
Harvey and I were doing...
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34. My date just got here.
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35. - Edward.
- Harvey.
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36. Hell of a party.
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37. - You look...
- Beautiful. I know.
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sophisticated.
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39. - No, you weren't.
- I can now.
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40. - You seem different.
- I feel different.
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41. What's going on?
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42. You know,
why don't you get me a drink?
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43. - It's a party.
- Okay.
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44. Harvey.
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45. Rachel.
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46. - You look nice.
- Thank you.
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47. So do I.
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48. Now, I see
what you're always talking about.
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50. What do you think it means?
It means you're a dick.
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51. Fair point.
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52. You bring it?
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53. Right here.
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54. You sure
you want to do this to her?
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55. You're supposed
to be on my side.
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56. I am. I've got your back.
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57. Then, why are you giving me
such a hard time about it?
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58. Not only am I not giving you
a hard time,
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60. And this and this.
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61. Now, if you'll excuse me...
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62. - Hi. May I...
- Excuse me, good sir.
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63. Would you be so kind
as to prepare me a
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64. - Frapin Cuvee?
- Easy, Prince Charles.
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65. Where I'm from,
you wait your turn in line.
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66. I'm so sorry.
I thought you'd been served.
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67. The barman is patiently
waiting on you.
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68. So, I'd stop standing there
like some sort of baboon
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70. Miller Light.
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71. Macallan 25, neat.
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72. Why don't you put a banana in it
for my man here?
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73. With a drink like that,
you might as well be in a zoo,
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74. playing about in the mud.
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75. Oh, you wouldn't know anything
about mud.
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76. It's not for playing.
It's for cleansing.
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77. You mud?
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78. I've taken mud in more places
than your snooty little mind can fathom.
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- Sedona.
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80. - Isle of Wight.
- Joshua Tree.
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81. - Dalyan.
- Baden-Baden.
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It's wet dirt.
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83. You know, I don't know
who you think you are...
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Nigel Alexander Nesbitt.
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85. Well, Nigel,
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the life-affirming muds of Baden-Baden,
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of someone taking a shit
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89. Ah. Harvey,
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90. I was hoping
we might have a moment alone.
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91. So was I.
I wanted to run something by you.
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92. - This is a lawsuit.
- Three lawsuits.
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93. What have I gotten up to now?
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94. Not you, your clients.
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95. Looks like one of their hobbies
is fixing prices.
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96. I take it this means you've discovered
we're in merger talks.
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97. Then, what are you
going to do about it?
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99. - I'd have you kiss my ass.
- Tempting.
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100. However what I can do is proceed
to make you permanently regret
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you've just set in motion.
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102. What?
Are you going to kill me?
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103. Nonsense.
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104. I'll simply do
what I've done to so many before.
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105. - I'll defeat you in open court.
- The way I work,
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to open court.
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107. You'll be on your steamer
back to London wondering what happened,
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108. and you'll know
that you picked a fight with the wrong guy.
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109. Are you suggesting a wager?
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110. You lose,
we don't merge.
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111. I've heard your terms.
You win, I go.
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112. - Care to hear mine?
- Don't need to.
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113. Because you're never
going to win.
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114. Well.
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115. Looks like you two
are getting along.
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116. Mmm.
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117. Harvey,
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they can give us.
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119. How do you know
what they can give us?
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120. - Because he showed me their books.
- Why did he do that?
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121. Because I showed him ours.
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122. Why didn't you tell me?
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123. We needed their help.
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124. You don't marry someone
just because they knock you up.
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125. All right, Harvey,
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127. You lose, you embrace this partnership
with no reservations.
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128. He can beat me,
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129. I'll welcome him
with arms wide open.
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130. He can't,
we send him back to England
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131. and he can spend his time
fixing his teeth.
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132. Fine.
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133. You beat Edward,
we don't do this.
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134. And since you didn't
want to hear Darby's terms,
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135. these are mine.
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136. You win,
you get what you want.
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137. You lose, you stay,
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138. you extend your non-compete,
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139. and you get a chance
to earn your name on the door.
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140. Because it's not
going up there now.
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141. See the money,
wanna stay for your meal
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142. Get another piece of pie
for your wife
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143. Everybody wanna know
how it feel
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144. Everybody wanna see
what it's like
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145. I'll even eat a bean pie
I don't mind
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146. Me and missy is so early
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147. Busy, busy making money
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148. All right!
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149. All step back
I'm 'bout to dance
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150. The greenback boogie
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151. - Get in the car.
- I prefer to walk.
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152. - Since when?
- Doctor recommended it.
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153. Helps me work out the kinks
since I got stabbed in the back.
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154. You?
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155. - Last night was a personal attack on me.
- Oh, that's funny.
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156. Because Jessica seemed to think
it was a personal attack on her.
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157. Yet both of you knew about the merger
and chose not to tell me.
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158. You should get lunch.
Seems like you have a lot in common.
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159. Harvey? Harvey.
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160. Can you stop
being so defensive
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161. - for one second?
- You put me on the defensive.
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162. And I'm not just
going to stand here
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163. and listen to you
because I went on the attack.
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164. - Harvey.
- No, don't "Harvey" me. Okay?
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165. You made your bed,
and now you're going to sleep in it alone.
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166. What did I do
that was so terrible?
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167. For the past nine months,
I have been fending off attacks
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168. from Daniel Hardman,
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169. Allison Holt
and Robert Zane.
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170. I told you before.
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171. You want to get your name on the door,
get it at your own goddamn firm.
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172. Okay. Fine.
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173. If it's not personal,
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174. then you're not going
to hold it against me when we beat you.
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175. "O" and everything,
Scottie.
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176. That's your record against me.
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177. "O" and everything.
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178. Hey.
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179. Hey.
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180. I never got to buy you
that drink last night.
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181. - They were free.
- I know.
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182. - You left.
- I did.
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183. - It was a nice party.
- It was.
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184. Okay. So I see you're still not
going to tell me why you...
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185. I didn't get into Harvard.
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186. Don't look at me that way.
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187. - With sympathy?
- With pity.
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188. I wasn't. Rachel.
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189. - Listen to me. There are other schools.
- Don't.
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190. Yeah. I won't.
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191. It wasn't
that I wasn't good enough.
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192. - I know that.
- It was Louis.
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193. - What?
- The interviewer.
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194. Uh, apparently, she and Louis
had a history. And...
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195. Wait, she didn't let you in
because of him?
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196. - That's not right.
- I know.
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197. I know.
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198. Tell me about the day
you found out.
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199. - Rachel, come on.
- No.
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how it felt
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201. from someone who got in.
Because I'll...
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for myself.
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203. You're looking at me
like that again.
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204. - I'm not.
- Then, what?
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205. It's...
It's just not right.
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206. Yeah.
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209. Well...
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210. What the hell was that?
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211. - What was what?
- What were you doing with Donna?
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212. I was caressing her lovely hand
with my lovely lips.
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213. You know what I mean.
What are you doing here?
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214. Oh, that.
I was being treated to a tour
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You've got quite the spectacular view.
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my favorite spot
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218. was inside
Ms. Paulsen's cubicle.
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219. - How could you? Don't.
- How could I what?
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220. You let that man
inside your cubicle.
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221. Inside my... What?
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222. Nigel Nesbitt.
I mean, you let him...
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223. I have never crossed the boundary
of your cubicle.
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224. And should that honor
ever be bestowed on me,
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to keep it between us.
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226. - I mean, I have too much respect for you.
- Louis?
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227. He leaned over
to get a file.
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an efficiency list.
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229. Oh, thank God.
Wait a second.
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an efficiency list.
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231. - So? Do one.
- No, you don't get it.
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232. It's inefficient to have two people
doing efficiency lists.
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233. - It's a test.
- To see who's better.
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234. - How dare they?
- Man.
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235. You know,
it's bad enough that smug bastard
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on the mud chain than me.
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237. Is he?
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238. - Uh-oh.
- Again?
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239. Didn't you tell him
about Cartagena?
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240. No, I was on tilt
after he nullified Baden-Baden.
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241. - What the hell is wrong with you?
- I let him out-mud me.
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243. Okay, I'm going to tell you
exactly what you're going to do.
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244. You're going to pull
your shit together
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245. and you're going
to kick his limey ass.
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246. You are goddamn right.
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247. Uh, can I help you?
No, no, I'm fine.
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248. Just had a mochaccino.
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249. Waiting to see Harvey.
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250. He's making you wait?
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251. I don't actually believe
he's aware I'm here.
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252. So, why don't you go in?
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253. Well, his secretary isn't present
to announce me.
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254. - Wouldn't be proper.
- What year is it?
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255. - Hmm?
- Huh?
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256. Mike?
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257. - Yeah.
- What's going on out there?
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258. Um, kind of hard to explain.
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259. - Have you ever seen Downton Abbey?
- What?
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260. Haven't caught it,
but I've heard great things.
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261. - Yeah, it's terrific. Yeah.
- Really?
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262. May I present
Mr. Edward Darby of...
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263. Get the hell out of here.
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264. Okay.
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265. Oh, uh, I'll Netflix it.
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266. You should.
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267. I don't mean to pry,
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all your underlings?
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269. Listen, Benny Hill,
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270. I'm a little busy preparing
a motion to kick your ass.
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271. You mind getting
to the point?
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272. Well, that is the point.
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273. You may have to expediate
that motion
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than you think.
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275. Tomorrow,
I'll be freezing your assets.
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277. You're coming in here to warn me that
you're going to freeze my client's assets?
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278. Of course.
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279. This way,
you'll have time
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280. to transfer a bit of currency
to fund your legal battle.
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281. Wouldn't be sporting otherwise.
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282. - Sporting?
- Certainly.
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283. One doesn't hunt the fox
while it's still in its den.
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allows the poor creature
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before giving chase.
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286. You think I'm the fox?
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287. Think it?
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288. The only one
who doesn't know that is you.
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289. You and me.
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290. Right now.
Game of efficiency list.
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291. I'm afraid I don't
have my files with me.
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292. Files are for pussies.
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293. Right you are.
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295. I begin with nutrition.
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life expectancy?
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- Relationship to mother.
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298. - Pet ownership.
- The three things are inextricably linked.
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299. And I have
the formula right here.
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300. Yeah.
Well, I just remembered
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301. that I have a deposition that I
have to go to in conference room "D".
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302. - There is no conference room "D".
- They're re-lettering.
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303. Where are you off
to in such a hurry?
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304. - Uh, I have to finish this page turner.
- Harry Potter?
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305. No, but it is
by a British author.
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306. Well, I have got
something else for you to read.
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307. - What?
- A letter.
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308. Oh, sweet.
It's not even my birthday.
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309. It's not to you.
It's from you.
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310. - This is to Harvard.
- I'm going over Sheila Sazs' head
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311. and telling them everything that happened.
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312. Well, you are.
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313. - Rachel, you can't...
- No, come on. You said it yourself.
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314. It is not right
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315. that I'm being denied admission
because someone's punishing Louis.
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316. It's not.
But I can't sign this.
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317. - Why not?
- Because it's not my place.
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who wants to go to Harvard.
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who went to Harvard.
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320. Who do you think
they're going to listen to more?
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to help me or not?
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322. I'll help you.
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323. Whatever it is,
I'm not in the mood.
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and Sheila and Harvard.
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325. - How?
- Rachel told me.
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326. She wants me to send this letter
going over Sheila's head.
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327. But it can't come from me.
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328. Yeah.
It can't come from anyone.
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329. She didn't get in because
they didn't think she was good enough.
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330. - You lied to her.
- No, I never lied to her.
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Which she is.
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because I couldn't persuade Sheila.
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334. Louis, you have to tell her
the real truth.
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336. I saw the look on her face
and I took it away.
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338. You'll regret it.
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339. Look, I'll give you another
day to think about it.
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341. I have to tell her myself.
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342. Gentlemen,
I'm glad you stopped by.
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343. I wanted to inform you
I'm leaving town on the morrow.
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344. I'll be having my number two
handle the case for me.
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345. I expect you'll do the same.
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346. - Why would I do that?
- It's tradition.
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347. I leave it to you.
Honor it or don't.
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348. - I say we honor it.
- Oh. By the by,
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350. Got it in my briefcase.
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on the plane.
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352. - Oh, my God. You are going to...
- Please.
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353. Please. I abhor spoilers.
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354. - Episode three. That's all I'll say.
- Oh.
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over a game of Tiddlywinks?
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356. You seem to be upset over my game
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357. of "Let's put the peacock in its place."
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358. I'm glad you mentioned that.
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359. I brought a little
going away present for you.
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360. This is a biscuit
and a bottle of water.
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361. It's what I assume
they serve in English prison,
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362. which is where
your client's going
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363. for freezing
our client's assets.
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364. It's a violation
of international law
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365. to intimidate a litigant
into settling by choking their funding.
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366. You seem to think
you've got me by the short hairs.
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367. However, if you turn
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you'll find an exception to that very law.
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369. No, I won't.
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370. I've memorized this book.
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371. Yes, I was told
of your prowess.
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372. Which is why I chose a law
not published in any book,
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373. but a long-standing provision
honored in England for decades.
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374. We can do what we like
as long as notice is given.
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375. You don't give a shit
about being sporting.
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376. You just wanted
to skirt the law.
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377. Nonsense.
I wanted to do both.
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378. By filing this action,
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your clients up
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380. to a charge
of malicious litigation.
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381. Which is why you froze the assets
in the first place.
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382. You baited us.
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383. In any case, you seem
to be backed up against the wall.
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384. I'm comfortable there.
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385. Gives me back support
for when I come out swinging.
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386. Well, you'd better
do something quickly.
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387. Your clients won't have the funds
to proceed beyond,
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388. I'd say, this week's end.
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389. Now, if you'll excuse me.
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390. Hey. Can I, uh,
talk to you for a sec?
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391. What is it, Louis?
I'm just a little busy now.
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392. I just wanted to say that
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393. I know you've been
taking a lot of heat from Jessica.
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what you did.
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395. That's not supposed
to be public knowledge.
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396. Well, no, Donna told me because she knows
that I support you 100%.
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397. Do you?
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398. Nigel Nesbitt.
My British counterpart.
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399. - What about him?
- He out-mudded me.
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400. Didn't you tell him
about Cartagena?
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401. Oh... Would we be having
this conversation if I had?
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402. Louis, relax. I know how seriously
you take your mudding.
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403. But that's personal.
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404. It doesn't mean
he's a better lawyer.
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405. Yeah, but he didn't
just out-mud me, Harvey.
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406. He out-listed me,
he out-educated me,
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408. Harvey, I'm scared.
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we're going to win this thing.
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410. Our backs are against the wall.
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411. - What do you need?
- Right now, I need to buy some time.
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412. - That's easy.
- What?
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413. You once told me what to do
when your back's against the wall.
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414. - Break the goddamn thing down.
- That's right.
Copy !req
415. - You have access to that shit?
- All of it.
Copy !req
416. They needed me
to do an efficiency list.
Copy !req
417. We got them.
Copy !req
418. You're not
Mr. Chong's Chinese food.
Copy !req
419. - What's this?
- It's what you're going to use
Copy !req
420. against Scottie tomorrow morning.
Copy !req
421. - Me?
- You're going in as number two.
Copy !req
422. I don't want to give Edward
any excuses.
Copy !req
423. You mean you don't want
to deal with Scottie.
Copy !req
424. - Well, that's just a side benefit.
- Right.
Copy !req
425. Whoa. Wait a second. This is
confidential information from the merger.
Copy !req
426. Which you're going to use
to get us a reprieve.
Copy !req
427. You broke the Chinese wall?
Copy !req
428. - Why do you think I'm here?
- Harvey, this is inadmissible stuff.
Copy !req
429. And it's in the ballpark of what
Tanner accused you of with Coastal Motors.
Copy !req
430. But it's the only way I see us
getting a little breathing room.
Copy !req
431. And I'd rather cross my own line
than sign their dotted one.
Copy !req
432. Okay. Then, it looks like
I have a date
Copy !req
433. with your girlfriend
in the morning.
Copy !req
434. I'm the king around here
Copy !req
435. But don't call me no dirt
Copy !req
436. I'm the king around here
Copy !req
437. No go what you said
Copy !req
438. Whoo-hoo
Copy !req
439. Weren't you supposed to be announced?
Copy !req
440. - I don't play by those rules.
- Hmm.
Copy !req
441. Somehow, that doesn't surprise me.
Copy !req
442. What are you doing here?
Copy !req
443. You're not Scottie.
Copy !req
444. And you're not Jimmy Smits,
but we make do.
Copy !req
445. Are you making
an L.A. Law reference?
Copy !req
446. No, I'm saying
I wish I had a date
Copy !req
447. - with Jimmy Smits.
- Ah.
Copy !req
448. But instead, I'm here...
Copy !req
449. to tell you
that Edward's in another league.
Copy !req
450. - You're going to lose.
- Well, there's only one problem.
Copy !req
451. Words are coming
out of your mouth,
Copy !req
452. which means
the real story isn't.
Copy !req
453. Okay. You want the real story?
Your clients are running out of funds.
Copy !req
454. - You have a window.
- To do what?
Copy !req
455. Give up.
Copy !req
456. No. I don't think
that's going to cut it for us.
Copy !req
457. - Why not?
- Because
Copy !req
458. we have this.
Copy !req
459. Harvey.
Copy !req
460. We still have to work together
after this.
Copy !req
461. I am giving you a way out.
Copy !req
462. - We can still both be name partners.
- No, we can't.
Copy !req
463. I made a deal with Jessica.
I win, you're out.
Copy !req
464. I give up, you're going
to be name partner all by yourself.
Copy !req
465. That's not what I want.
Copy !req
466. - Harvey, don't you get it?
- Wait a second.
Copy !req
467. If you're here
who the hell's in with Mike?
Copy !req
468. Get out.
Copy !req
469. You're angry.
This isn't funny, Harvey.
Copy !req
470. - You just broke the law.
- It's a civil law.
Copy !req
471. No one's going to go to jail.
Copy !req
472. You can justify it all you want,
but you cheated.
Copy !req
473. Like you subbing in
for Scottie?
Copy !req
474. I see what you're doing.
Copy !req
475. You know damn well
Darby plays by the rules.
Copy !req
476. So, if you win
by cheating, you win.
Copy !req
477. And if you lose,
then they think
Copy !req
478. you're dirty
and they won't want to merge.
Copy !req
479. You really want to merge with a man
who's asking for your help to win?
Copy !req
480. He didn't ask.
Copy !req
481. - I insisted.
- On being his number two.
Copy !req
482. I guess that's a preview
of things to come.
Copy !req
483. And is that little stunt you pulled
a preview of things to come?
Copy !req
484. Holt, Zane, Hardman.
Copy !req
485. We just fought them off.
Copy !req
486. We won.
Copy !req
487. We're strong.
We've got money.
Copy !req
488. And if we do this,
we go to the next level.
Copy !req
489. We'll be the biggest,
baddest fish in the sea.
Copy !req
490. And what's going to happen
after I beat Darby?
Copy !req
491. You think
I'm playing with you?
Copy !req
492. That stunt you pulled?
Copy !req
493. Fruit from the poison tree.
I will have that reversed on Tuesday.
Copy !req
494. You think I'm not going to find
anything between now and Tuesday?
Copy !req
495. I know you won't.
Copy !req
496. - Is that a threat?
- It's a prediction.
Copy !req
497. I can go.
Copy !req
498. Where you going to go?
Copy !req
499. Hmm?
Even if I let you out,
Copy !req
500. it's the same out there,
only worse.
Copy !req
501. And you'll be a winner,
but not a leader.
Copy !req
502. - And you won't have me.
- You don't know these people.
Copy !req
503. I know they said
I couldn't control you.
Copy !req
504. You're going to
learn that I can.
Copy !req
505. The merger hasn't gone through yet.
Copy !req
506. So, technically, you're not allowed
to be lurking around our files.
Copy !req
507. I'm not lurking.
I'm looking for you.
Copy !req
508. - And here I am.
- I think that you lied to me.
Copy !req
509. I think that you're wrong.
Copy !req
510. You don't even know
what I'm talking about.
Copy !req
511. I know I'm not a liar.
Copy !req
512. You told me you never said
a bad thing about me.
Copy !req
513. - And I never have.
- But you don't like me.
Copy !req
514. I don't like people
who lie to Harvey.
Copy !req
515. Are you in love with him,
Donna?
Copy !req
516. I am so fricking tired of people
asking me that,
Copy !req
517. and it is none
of your business.
Copy !req
518. But, no.
Copy !req
519. And I did like you.
Copy !req
520. Until you walked in here
with that bullshit agenda and...
Copy !req
521. - It's not bullshit.
- Okay.
Copy !req
522. Then, what would you call it?
Copy !req
523. Why do you think
I came back last time?
Copy !req
524. Why do you think
I brought us in on Folsom?
Copy !req
525. I don't know how to get his attention
unless I sue him.
Copy !req
526. You're in love with him.
Copy !req
527. He's...
Copy !req
528. He's just so angry at me,
and I...
Copy !req
529. I don't know
how to make him believe it.
Copy !req
530. Well, why would he believe you?
Copy !req
531. All you've ever done
is lie to him.
Copy !req
532. This is not...
Copy !req
533. This is not a lie.
Copy !req
534. Look,
Copy !req
535. Dana, if you want
to break through his anger,
Copy !req
536. you're going to have
to do something.
Copy !req
537. - The merger.
- Walk away.
Copy !req
538. From my name on the door.
Copy !req
539. If you want him
to hear you,
Copy !req
540. you're going to have
to make a sacrifice.
Copy !req
541. So, I just
Copy !req
542. risk everything.
Copy !req
543. With no guarantee.
Copy !req
544. That's what sacrifice is.
Copy !req
545. I got your message.
Copy !req
546. Why are we meeting here?
Copy !req
547. You sound like
you don't trust me.
Copy !req
548. Well, you did sandbag me
with Jessica.
Copy !req
549. Jessica sandbagged you
with Jessica.
Copy !req
550. That still doesn't explain
why we're meeting here.
Copy !req
551. Baby Harvey.
Copy !req
552. That's a huge compliment.
Copy !req
553. - I call it like I see it.
- I meant for him.
Copy !req
554. We're meeting here
because you
Copy !req
555. will never find this.
Copy !req
556. If this checks out,
it will
Copy !req
557. - win the case for us.
- I know.
Copy !req
558. Then, why am I the one
you're giving this to?
Copy !req
559. When we were in law school,
Copy !req
560. Harvey's brother got sick.
Copy !req
561. He needed money.
Copy !req
562. His father didn't have any.
His mother wasn't in the picture.
Copy !req
563. Don't tell me.
Harvey found a way to help him out.
Copy !req
564. He used his tuition.
Copy !req
565. Anyway,
Copy !req
566. when his mother found out,
she contacted him.
Copy !req
567. Harvey wouldn't take
a nickel from her.
Copy !req
568. So, she gave his brother
the money.
Copy !req
569. Who used it
to pay him back.
Copy !req
570. - I didn't even know Harvey had a brother.
- You'd like him.
Copy !req
571. He's like you.
Copy !req
572. So, are you saying that
Copy !req
573. I have to tell Harvey
I found this on my own?
Copy !req
574. You don't have to.
Copy !req
575. But it will definitely
increase your odds of him using it.
Copy !req
576. - I found something.
- Let me see.
Copy !req
577. It's not done.
We have to hurry.
Copy !req
578. But I can get it done
before tomorrow morning.
Copy !req
579. This is good.
Copy !req
580. - I know.
- Get on it.
Copy !req
581. Where did you get it?
Copy !req
582. You know where I got it.
Copy !req
583. The question is,
are you going to let me use it?
Copy !req
584. - Get out.
- Harvey, we can win with this.
Copy !req
585. Here's what you don't get.
You can't trust her.
Copy !req
586. If it came from her,
it will come back to bite us in the ass.
Copy !req
587. Tomorrow morning is coming.
Copy !req
588. And we don't have anything else.
Copy !req
589. - Then, go find me something.
- Okay.
Copy !req
590. Pardon me.
Excuse me.
Copy !req
591. Do you mind if I have
a little more lemon? Thanks.
Copy !req
592. - You were at the show?
- Seat 4A. You?
Copy !req
593. Seat A4.
Copy !req
594. Shakespeare well performed.
Copy !req
595. Indeed.
Copy !req
596. Though not improved
by the yammering of that battle-ax.
Copy !req
597. Well, thank God she stopped
after the first act.
Copy !req
598. Thank you.
Copy !req
599. Well, she didn't precisely stop.
Copy !req
600. You had her removed?
Copy !req
601. Told her the babysitter phoned
and the children were on fire.
Copy !req
602. - What's that?
- One row up, some douchebag was texting.
Copy !req
603. Took it from him.
Didn't even know.
Copy !req
604. Oh. Uh, please.
Copy !req
605. Incidentally, excellent use
of the word douchebag.
Copy !req
606. Well, I've had
a lot of experience with them.
Copy !req
607. As have I.
Copy !req
608. I don't make friends
very easily.
Copy !req
609. That's funny.
When I was a kid...
Copy !req
610. There was a bunch of them.
Copy !req
611. Most of them were just followers.
But there was that one.
Copy !req
612. - Kirk Breslin.
- Julian Hunt.
Copy !req
613. Then, one day,
I decided to be mean.
Copy !req
614. I just told
that bully piece of shit
Copy !req
615. that he'd never be anything,
do anything or amount to anything.
Copy !req
616. After that,
they never made fun of me again.
Copy !req
617. Right.
Copy !req
618. I shouldn't have impugned Baden-Baden.
Copy !req
619. It's just that when I asked you
if you took mud, I was
Copy !req
620. offering a warm,
mudded hand of friendship.
Copy !req
621. And you took that hand
and wiped it clean.
Copy !req
622. Well, I
Copy !req
623. didn't recognize the gesture.
Copy !req
624. I understand.
It's a lonely job being the hatchet man.
Copy !req
625. Yeah, well, I guess it's,
uh, our cross to bear.
Copy !req
626. Mmm.
Copy !req
627. Can I be honest
with you?
Copy !req
628. With the results
of my efficiency list,
Copy !req
629. I keep arriving
at the same conclusion.
Copy !req
630. There's not room
for both of us.
Copy !req
631. Unless
Copy !req
632. we made room
for each other.
Copy !req
633. I leave you off my list.
Copy !req
634. And I leave you off mine.
Copy !req
635. Well, would you be willing to sacrifice
the integrity of your list?
Copy !req
636. I would.
Copy !req
637. For a friend.
Copy !req
638. What the hell
is wrong with you?
Copy !req
639. I have the feeling
you're about to tell me.
Copy !req
640. Are you for this merger
or against it?
Copy !req
641. - I'm against it.
- Why?
Copy !req
642. Never mind.
I'm going to tell you why.
Copy !req
643. Because of Scottie.
Copy !req
644. If I can't trust her,
how can I trust any of it?
Copy !req
645. She's showing you,
you can by throwing it all away.
Copy !req
646. That folder
is a wild goose chase.
Copy !req
647. Oh, my God. For somebody
who's usually three steps ahead,
Copy !req
648. you are a mile behind.
Copy !req
649. She is in love with you,
Harvey.
Copy !req
650. Only she can't tell you that
because she, like everybody else,
Copy !req
651. knows that it will
only drive you away.
Copy !req
652. - Donna.
- If she had shown up here
Copy !req
653. and asked you to start a relationship,
would you have said yes?
Copy !req
654. No, you wouldn't have.
Copy !req
655. - It's not that simple.
- Was it not that simple with Zoe?
Copy !req
656. What the hell
does that have to do with it?
Copy !req
657. You let her go.
Copy !req
658. She left me
to raise her niece.
Copy !req
659. - Did you ask her to stay?
- It wasn't on the table.
Copy !req
660. She wanted you to fight.
Copy !req
661. That poor girl
was losing her father.
Copy !req
662. And I wasn't about to try and replace him
while it was happening.
Copy !req
663. Bullshit. You let her go.
Copy !req
664. And I am so sick of watching you
fight like hell
Copy !req
665. for everything
that happens in here
Copy !req
666. and nothing
that happens in here.
Copy !req
667. - Is this about Zoe?
- No.
Copy !req
668. - Is this about you?
- No.
Copy !req
669. This is about Scottie.
Copy !req
670. - You don't know what she did.
- I do know what she did.
Copy !req
671. She cheated on her fiancé.
Copy !req
672. So, you think that that means
that there will always be a chance
Copy !req
673. that she will
cheat on you.
Copy !req
674. The difference is, she didn't love him.
She loves you.
Copy !req
675. Look. I know
Copy !req
676. that your mother hurt you,
but you need to get over it.
Copy !req
677. You think that's
what I'm worried about?
Copy !req
678. She made me
make a fool out of him.
Copy !req
679. A man I'd never met.
Copy !req
680. A man who'd never
done a wrong to me.
Copy !req
681. How am I going to trust someone
who made me a man who did that?
Copy !req
682. Maybe you can't trust her.
Copy !req
683. But if you want
to end this merger,
Copy !req
684. you better trust
what she gave Mike.
Copy !req
685. Give him the file.
Copy !req
686. What do you think
I did four hours ago?
Copy !req
687. - You wanted to see me?
- That request went out two hours ago.
Copy !req
688. Uh, yeah. I was in the middle
of something. They...
Copy !req
689. - What were you in the middle of?
- Excuse me?
Copy !req
690. You said you were
in the middle of something.
Copy !req
691. I assume
it's Harvey's case.
Copy !req
692. I can't tell you that.
You're on the other side.
Copy !req
693. Is there some rule
Copy !req
694. against my checking
on my own employee?
Copy !req
695. I'm confident that,
after tomorrow,
Copy !req
696. - you'll either settle or lose.
- And why is that?
Copy !req
697. Because I've prepared a motion
based on a file dated September 14th.
Copy !req
698. - Darby didn't tell me about that.
- He didn't know about it.
Copy !req
699. Where did you get it?
Copy !req
700. Hmm.
Copy !req
701. What does it say?
Copy !req
702. It says you're going to lose.
Copy !req
703. Then that's too bad.
Copy !req
704. Because you're going
to throw it away.
Copy !req
705. - What?
- You heard me.
Copy !req
706. You're going to go home.
Copy !req
707. You don't call,
you don't answer
Copy !req
708. and you don't come back
Copy !req
709. until that deadline
is passed.
Copy !req
710. Wait a minute.
These are your clients.
Copy !req
711. - Who Harvey is using.
- That's a bullshit argument.
Copy !req
712. And so is that file.
Copy !req
713. - I won't.
- You will.
Copy !req
714. Harvey will never forgive me.
Copy !req
715. Right now,
your problem isn't with Harvey.
Copy !req
716. Your problem is with me.
Copy !req
717. You don't do this,
who's to say you don't end up
Copy !req
718. in a cell for practicing law
without a degree?
Copy !req
719. Who's to say you don't share
that cell with me
Copy !req
720. for knowing
about it the whole time?
Copy !req
721. - You don't want to take that tact.
- I didn't start it.
Copy !req
722. I will beat you.
Copy !req
723. The last time you said that to me,
you thought you didn't need a computer.
Copy !req
724. - You were wrong.
- That was about demonstrating knowledge.
Copy !req
725. And the stakes were nothing.
Copy !req
726. This is about my power.
Copy !req
727. And the stakes
are everything.
Copy !req
728. This is a letter
to the district attorney
Copy !req
729. saying that it's come to my attention
that you are breaking the law.
Copy !req
730. I believe you've met him.
Not the type to let it slide.
Copy !req
731. You file your motion.
Copy !req
732. I'll file mine.
Copy !req
733. - Okay. Look. Harvey.
- Shut your mouth.
Copy !req
734. I risked
everything for you.
Copy !req
735. Then I did it again.
And again.
Copy !req
736. - Wait. You weren't there.
- I didn't have to be.
Copy !req
737. - Jessica...
- You don't work for Jessica.
Copy !req
738. You work for me.
Copy !req
739. I know I do. But I was just trying
to get you what you wanted.
Copy !req
740. - Your name on the door.
- No.
Copy !req
741. You got Edward Darby's name
on the door.
Copy !req
742. - My part of the deal is gone.
- What?
Copy !req
743. - You never told me that.
- I didn't think I needed to tell you that.
Copy !req
744. Because I didn't think
you would ever betray me.
Copy !req
745. Harvey,
look at what we've done.
Copy !req
746. You and me.
Copy !req
747. You broke the Chinese wall.
Copy !req
748. I got information
directly from Scottie.
Copy !req
749. That's two ethical violations
Copy !req
750. that six weeks ago would have made
your stomach turn.
Copy !req
751. - That's not why you did it.
- Fine.
Copy !req
752. But look me in the eye
and tell me it's not true anyway.
Copy !req
753. You know what?
It doesn't matter.
Copy !req
754. Because you don't get
to make my decisions for me.
Copy !req
755. Isn't that
what you were trying to do for me?
Copy !req
756. This is a private conversation.
Copy !req
757. You want to have it out,
let's have it out.
Copy !req
758. Right now.
You might want to go.
Copy !req
759. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
760. You're back in the associates' pool.
Copy !req
761. Harvey, come on.
Copy !req
762. Turns out you're not
the best lawyer I've ever seen.
Copy !req
763. - In fact, you're fired.
- No. He's not.
Copy !req
764. Oh. You're going
to overrule me on that, too?
Copy !req
765. You can go.
Copy !req
766. Huh.
Copy !req
767. I didn't overrule you
on the other.
Copy !req
768. I beat you fair and square.
Copy !req
769. - No. You didn't.
- You're right.
Copy !req
770. I cheated. Like you.
Copy !req
771. - You jumped to the other side.
- You put me on the other side.
Copy !req
772. I had a deal
that put your name right next to mine.
Copy !req
773. And it wasn't even
up there yet,
Copy !req
774. and you started acting
like it was on top of mine.
Copy !req
775. - To protect you.
- Bullshit.
Copy !req
776. This wasn't about protecting me.
This was about advancing you.
Copy !req
777. That's what
this whole thing is about.
Copy !req
778. - What?
- Hardman said it.
Copy !req
779. I didn't think it was true.
Copy !req
780. He said you don't trust me.
Copy !req
781. He meant you're afraid of me.
Copy !req
782. Afraid of you?
Copy !req
783. Boy, I just kicked your ass.
Copy !req
784. And you didn't just want it,
Copy !req
785. you begged me for it.
Copy !req
786. So, now,
you're going to stay here,
Copy !req
787. be humble,
Copy !req
788. and learn your goddamn place.
Copy !req
789. You can never break
the silence in your heart
Copy !req
790. In your heart
Copy !req
791. You can never
break the silence
Copy !req
792. It's in your bones
Copy !req
793. In your bones
Copy !req
794. You could have just told me
that you didn't love me
Copy !req
795. instead of selling me out.
Copy !req
796. - I didn't sell you out, Scottie.
- Well, somebody did.
Copy !req
797. Because Darby found out
what I gave Mike
Copy !req
798. and I just got fired.
Copy !req
799. It wasn't me.
Copy !req
800. Well,
Copy !req
801. at least there's that.
Copy !req
802. Goodbye, Harvey.
Copy !req
803. You turn yourself around
Copy !req
804. You can never break the silence
Copy !req
805. It's in your bones
Copy !req
806. And then,
we just toasted to it.
Copy !req
807. One hatchet man to the other.
Copy !req
808. Wow, Louis.
That's the sweetest story I've ever heard.
Copy !req
809. - I broke my word.
- What?
Copy !req
810. I put him on the list
and I handed it out.
Copy !req
811. - How could you do that?
- I realized I couldn't do that to my list.
Copy !req
812. I wouldn't be able to live with myself.
Which means he couldn't either.
Copy !req
813. He didn't put you on his list.
Copy !req
814. - I have to do something.
- You can't. It's too late.
Copy !req
815. Not that.
Copy !req
816. I couldn't be
a good friend to Nigel,
Copy !req
817. but I could have been
a good friend to Rachel. And I wasn't.
Copy !req
818. What are you talking about?
Copy !req
819. I missed the deadline
to tell her something.
Copy !req
820. But I could still try
to make it right.
Copy !req
821. - I'm a man of my word.
- Huh.
Copy !req
822. And what word is that?
Copy !req
823. I'm here to officially welcome you
to the firm with open arms.
Copy !req
824. - I'm not much of a hugger.
- Good.
Copy !req
825. One more thing.
Jessica was wrong.
Copy !req
826. Scottie didn't give me anything.
I took it.
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827. - What would you have me do?
- Give her her job back.
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828. What reason would I have
to do that?
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829. Whatever she did,
you wouldn't have this merger without her.
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830. Fair enough.
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831. Would you have her work here
or in London?
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832. Rachel, look, I'm sorry.
But I am not...
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833. When did you send
that letter?
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834. - Um. I was, uh...
- I'll tell you when. Never.
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835. Okay, look.
Let me explain.
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836. When I went to see Louis,
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837. - he told me what really happened.
- I know.
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838. He told me, too.
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839. And I get it.
I'm not good enough.
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840. What I don't get, Mike,
is why you didn't have the courage
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841. to just come
and tell me that yourself.
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842. Look, he lied to you.
I thought
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843. he deserved a chance
to tell you himself.
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844. All right? When I went to his office
to get him to sign the letter, I...
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845. Wait.
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846. You went to him
to sign the letter?
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847. You told me you were
going to sign the letter.
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848. - No.
- So, you lied to me.
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849. No, I didn't.
I told you that I would help you.
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850. That is such bullshit.
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851. That's not what you meant
and you know it.
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852. You've been cagey
with me since the second
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853. I came to you about the letter,
and you're being
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854. cagey with me right now.
You are. You're lying to me.
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855. - Not today. Rachel, please. Stop.
- Then what day, Mike?
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856. Because it's always something.
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857. It is always some secret
or some story or some lie.
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858. - You don't understand.
- I don't understand what?
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859. You don't understand
what I have been through.
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860. You don't understand
what I have lost.
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861. Because it's everything.
Everyone that I love.
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862. Trevor, my grandmother, Harvey.
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863. Now, probably, this job.
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864. I am not ready
to lose you.
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865. Not today.
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866. Then tell me.
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867. I never went to Harvard.
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868. What?
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869. I'm a fraud.
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870. Rachel.
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871. Rach...
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872. I want to see you again
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873. I'll know not to expect
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874. Stay one step away
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875. We won't have to wait
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876. When I see you again
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877. You'll be greeted as a friend
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878. It is understood
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879. That we did all we could
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880. I always thought it was sad
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881. The way we act like strangers
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882. After all that we've had
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883. We had to act
like we'd never met
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884. I always thought
it was a shame
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885. That we have to play these games
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886. I felt like you
really knew me
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887. Now it feels like
you see through me
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