1. You looked me in the eye and told me
that your hood was rock solid.
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or I will.
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3. You want to settle?
Let me save you some time. We pass.
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4. You think I don't know
this was your doing?
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5. Daniel Hardman doesn't work you.
You work him.
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6. What did Hardman find
in those files?
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7. I don't know,
and I don't care.
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8. I'm entitled to name one new
Senior Partner a year. I'm naming you.
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9. You think he's valuing you.
He's buying you.
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She passed away.
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will retain her position
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of Pearson Hardman.
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there was a lot of talk about
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- Stop talking.
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24. It's where we store information
on the cases that we're working on.
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that Harvey would make you come and work
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29. Okay, I'll say it.
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30. The day after my grandmother died.
And Harvey doesn't know.
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31. What? Why?
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32. Because there's a vote going on,
and he's got bigger things on his mind.
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33. - Mike, he'd want to know.
- Oh, really? You know that?
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are best friends now?
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Just tell somebody.
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37. If you tell people,
they will understand.
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38. And then you can go home,
and you can really deal with...
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chance to see my grandmother
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41. - because I was too busy at work?
- Oh, come on. That's not fair.
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You were buying her an apartment.
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43. I bought her an apartment
because I felt guilty
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for two months.
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45. No, you were buying her
an apartment because...
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because I want to work.
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48. I'm not telling people
because I don't want to talk about it.
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49. And now I'm going to go out
and get some fresh air.
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50. And when I get back, I really hope
you will be done bothering me.
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51. The Managing Partner
is Daniel Hardman.
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53. Congratulations, Daniel.
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54. I want to thank you for trusting
me with the future of this firm.
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55. I won't let you down.
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56. Let's get back to work.
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57. Harvey, a word.
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58. I know that we have a rocky history,
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your value to this firm.
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60. Daniel, you won.
You don't need to blow smoke up my ass.
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61. I'm not blowing smoke.
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62. I told you this
from the day I came back.
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to work together.
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- I will.
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66. She's not going anywhere.
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67. I want to make sure
that you're not going anywhere either.
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68. It's time to go.
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69. I can name 12 partners
who will follow you anywhere.
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every associate in the place.
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We have a non-compete clause.
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73. We quit, we can't practice law
in New York for a year.
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74. - Contracts are made to be broken.
- Not when they're written by me.
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- You could teach.
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- You could write a book.
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- What about travel?
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See the world.
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80. Teaching, writing, traveling.
You know what you're talking about?
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82. We can't stay here.
Not working for him.
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83. Yes, we can.
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and we're going to wait
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from a position of strength.
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86. That's your tactic?
Holding your head down and waiting?
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It took him five years.
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88. You really think it's going to take him
five years to screw up again?
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like five minutes.
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90. - Jessica.
- That's enough.
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92. We just took the hit.
We suffered a loss.
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93. And you don't make major life decisions
when you're reeling from a loss.
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94. I want to buy some weed.
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95. Sorry, man.
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96. You got it wrong.
But, uh, hey, if you want a paper...
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I've seen you here every single day.
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99. I know the drill. A guy comes up,
he hands you a hundred-dollar bill,
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with a folded newspaper full of weed.
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101. Well, I have money.
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102. If you don't want it, I'll be happy
to take it to the coffee cart
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who we both know is your competition.
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104. - Have a great day.
- Yeah.
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105. See the money,
wanna stay for your meal
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106. Get another piece of pie
for your wife
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how it feel
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what it's like
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I don't mind
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112. All right!
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113. All step back
I'm 'bout to dance
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115. Don't you dare touch his balls.
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116. - What the hell?
- These bozos walked in here
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We're moving to the 46th floor.
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118. - You and Paul Porter are switching.
- Hardman.
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119. Bowties have no place here.
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120. All that bullshit
about working together?
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121. You forgot to mention
that it was down on the 46th floor.
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122. It's just four walls, Harvey.
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123. Yeah, so is a prison cell, which is
where you send people to be punished.
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124. Paul Porter was loyal to me long before
we were even Pearson Hardman.
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125. I reward people who are loyal to me.
Show me you are one of those people.
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126. It's one thing
to become king of the hill.
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127. It's another to stay there.
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128. - Accept this with grace, Harvey.
- You want grace?
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129. I'll give you the courtesy
you never gave me.
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130. I'll say it to your face.
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131. I'm coming for you.
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132. What were you doing in there?
Kissing the ring?
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133. Don't try to weasel your way in
with another Managing Partner.
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134. That job is already taken.
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135. Daniel. You wanted to see me.
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136. Don't mind if I do.
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137. Louis, this firm has been through
a divisive fight.
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138. Of which you were victorious.
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139. We were victorious.
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140. Unfortunately, it's not a victory
unless we're united moving forward.
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141. - That is so true.
- Jessica's a class act.
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142. She'll take the defeat in stride.
She's not the problem.
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143. What do you need?
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144. You made me Senior Partner.
I always pay my debts.
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145. - I'm a Lannister.
- The problem is her pit bull.
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147. But I can't just fire him.
He's a Senior Partner.
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148. I'm sorry. Fire him?
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149. Do you have a problem with that?
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a target on my back. You voted for me.
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152. That means there's a target
on your back, too.
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154. Oh!
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155. You have to stop doing that.
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156. Well, you weren't at your desk,
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157. so I figured you
and your small bladder would be here.
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158. These cases, they're a priority.
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159. - Fine.
- You know what that means?
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160. Yes, I know what
the word "priority" means.
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161. Well, you're going to get them done
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162. before you even consider
doing anything for Harvey.
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163. You don't get him a file.
You don't bring him a coffee.
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164. - You don't buy him his hair gel.
- That's not what I do for him.
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165. Right, like he buys
his own hair gel.
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166. Doesn't matter.
You don't do anything for him now.
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167. You're just like everyone else.
You belong to me.
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168. - I don't belong to anyone.
- Well, then quit.
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169. Your days are numbered here, anyway.
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170. You don't get that shit done,
I'm going to fire you myself.
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171. It's either me or the movers, and at
least I know where my hands have been.
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172. I need more packing tape.
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173. - Well, it's right over there.
- I know.
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174. Wow.
There's a first for everything.
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175. The mighty Donna, nothing to say.
Trouble in paradise?
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176. - Louis, get out.
- I'm not afraid of you.
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177. Okay, listen. I've, uh, been asked
to redistribute the workload.
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178. Jessica focused too much on the flash.
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179. These cases won't make
The New York Times,
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180. but they'll definitely
bankroll our bonuses.
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181. It's an Employee Retirement
Income Security Act case.
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182. - Do you know what that means?
- I know what ERISA is, Louis.
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183. Oh, good. So you won't mind the detail-
oriented nature of the assignment.
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185. Great.
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186. By the way, Harvey, if you're planning
on pawning this off to Mike,
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188. Mike's focus has been too, um...
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190. So I assigned our resident wunderkind
some cases of his own.
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191. Auf Wiedersehen.
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192. You look overwhelmed.
Let me help.
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193. Forget that.
You're going to do this instead.
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194. Louis said I'm not allowed
to prioritize your work anymore.
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195. You think I'm taking orders
from Louis now?
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196. Consider things status quo.
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197. Yeah, well, they aren't.
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198. They are as far as
you and I are concerned.
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199. I give you work,
and you're going to do it.
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200. Oh! Right. I forgot.
That's how it works with us.
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201. Don't pout.
You're going to love this case.
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202. - It's very detail-oriented.
- And what are you doing?
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203. Operation right the ship.
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204. Maybe it's time
that you just accept that it's over.
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205. You lost. Deal with it.
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in this deluded world
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that you can always win.
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209. But sometimes you can't.
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210. Bad things happen.
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211. You've got to face the fact
that life is going to be
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or this case or this case.
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213. Jessica lost. You lost.
And there isn't anything that any of us,
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Harvey Specter, can do about it.
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218. God.
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219. - Yeah.
- Okay, you're clearly not ready to go.
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220. What? What, the funeral
doesn't start for another...
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- It's okay.
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222. - It's okay.
- Uh, can I wear this?
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- Okay.
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in the shower
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something to wear. Okay?
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226. Mmm-hmm. Okay. Ow.
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- Yeah.
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- Rachel. It's one night, okay?
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than one night.
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231. You're right.
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232. Thanks, Rachel.
I'll be out in five, okay?
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238. I'm sorry, but apparently, Paul Porter
doesn't believe in technology.
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239. Look, I need
the employment survey.
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240. - Yeah, I'm working on it.
- It's not done?
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of all 50 states.
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242. You've got to get on this.
Mike could have done it in his sleep.
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a photographic memory,
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too busy being awesome.
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of the other associates?
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- You know.
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- The blonde one.
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- Yes.
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of their names, do you?
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252. Mike Ross.
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the one who sent him home yesterday?
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you could call him, Harvey.
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259. Why not?
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260. No one's available...
To you.
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261. Louis! He's trying to bait me.
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- Nothing.
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he's going to see me sweat.
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But it's time.
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go up there and say something, there...
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269. None of these people
even know her.
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273. Not everyone.
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- Mike.
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- My mom.
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279. - I can't.
- You can.
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- Mike,
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to be right here.
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to feel so much better after.
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that my parents were taken away from me.
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It was the middle of the night and
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and she put me in her bed. And, uh...
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"It's okay, Michael.
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because I have to sleep here, too."
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we laughed, and...
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We kept laughing until I fell asleep.
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She was...
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11 years old anymore.
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to wet the bed tonight.
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she has ever done for me
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- Thanks.
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- Oh. It's good to meet you, Tess.
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323. - No, no. We work together.
- Oh.
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about being friends with this guy.
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- Everybody did.
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since we were seven.
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you dated each other.
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to get into the long story.
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332. - First beer, prom, sex...
- And there's the long story.
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but I think we should get drunk.
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pack up her room.
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you there later today. Okay?
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- Yeah, of course.
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- You, too.
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the task that you've been assigned.
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342. - Doth you want to kiss my ass?
- I sense frustration.
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Can't handle all those numbers?
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financial cases bore me
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I can't do them in my sleep.
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346. - Well, did you remember to do this?
- I didn't have to because I did that.
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that you have to...
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have an alternate, show precedents,
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by an experienced fiduciary.
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351. Impressive.
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352. Well, I'll review these for court.
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353. 4:00 p.m. today.
Where you will be my second chair.
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My bad.
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to pick up some coffee,
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to put that in your calendar?
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got over our breakup.
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you would never do better.
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the night before she died.
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- I was working.
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And we're talking about me here.
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so important at the time.
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get to say goodbye to her.
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goodbye to anyone, do I?
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I went to college,
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and I couldn't.
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with your family.
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was me sobbing in my bed.
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at the end of the summer, but
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I never would have been able to do it.
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to say goodbye.
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- Get out.
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- Okay.
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for you to never come back.
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to deal with it.
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Was I wrong?
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in a lecture, so...
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399. Because I'm not interested
in giving one.
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For the record,
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in this crossfire.
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what happens with...
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be a place here for you.
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do you?
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leave him for anybody,
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who did what you did?
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415. - Harvey and Jessica were not my team.
- Yes, they were.
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416. And I was.
But no one is anymore.
Copy !req
417. And I might not like moving,
Copy !req
418. but the one thing
that I love about it
Copy !req
419. is that it is further away
from your smug face.
Copy !req
420. The whole bag?
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421. How do you even do that,
man?
Copy !req
422. It's... I got, like,
crazy cotton mouth right now.
Copy !req
423. Harvey Specter
doesn't get cotton mouf.
Copy !req
424. - Cotton "mouf"?
- "Mouf."
Copy !req
425. I guess Harvey Specter
does get cotton "mouf."
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426. I can't help it.
These pretzels are...
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427. Making me thirsty.
Copy !req
428. - Here. Drink this, rookie.
- Oh, my God.
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429. - Did you ever hear of a hanger?
- Oh, my God. Wow.
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430. I just got an image
of you as a dad.
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431. Like a little
Harvey Specter.
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432. You know, all hair-gelled and,
like, pin-striped Osh Kosh B'gosh.
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433. "Dad, don't play the odds, play the man.
It's a win-win."
Copy !req
434. You being like,
"Go to your goddamn room."
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435. Oh, look at this.
You bought an apartment in Manhattan.
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436. I got it for her.
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437. Oh.
Copy !req
438. I always hated
the word "orphan."
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439. I mean, I just...
Copy !req
440. Never felt like one.
Copy !req
441. Until now.
Copy !req
442. I ever tell you about my dad?
Copy !req
443. I think you know
the answer to that question.
Copy !req
444. He was a saxophone player.
Copy !req
445. He sat in with everybody
because everybody loved him.
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446. He believed
in love at first sight.
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447. Unfortunately...
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448. His first sight
was a groupie.
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449. Your mother.
Copy !req
450. I was 16
when I caught her cheating.
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451. I knew if I told my dad,
he'd...
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452. The next two years went by,
I didn't say a thing,
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453. and she went
right on just...
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454. Making him a fool.
Copy !req
455. Look, this is all to say that I lived
in a house surrounded by family,
Copy !req
456. but I know what it's like
to be totally alone.
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457. Wow.
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458. Your stoned is depressing.
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459. You should never share your feelings
ever again. I mean, not with me.
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460. What can I say?
It's been a tough week for both of us.
Copy !req
461. Hardman.
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462. Oh, what I wouldn't give
to piss in that bastard's office.
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463. That was pretty quick
off the tongue.
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464. Well, I've done it before.
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465. - To Louis.
- No way.
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466. Way.
Copy !req
467. Wait a minute.
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468. If you've done that before...
Copy !req
469. Why not do it again?
Copy !req
470. Okay, let's go.
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471. No, no, no.
It's not right.
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472. It's not right?
I drank three Gatorades on the way here.
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473. I'm going to pee orange.
It's right.
Copy !req
474. - No.
- What?
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475. If we're going to do something,
it needs to be original.
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476. Orange.
Copy !req
477. You know what?
I know what we're going to do.
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478. I'm going to get
the can opener.
Copy !req
479. Are you serious right now?
You're not messing with me?
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480. You're finally going to tell me
what you do with that can opener?
Copy !req
481. - Do I look serious?
- You look stoned.
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482. I am. But I never joke
about the can opener.
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483. - Come on.
- Mmm...
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484. Let's go. Let's go.
Come on. Come on. Let's go.
Copy !req
485. All right.
What we do is...
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486. Okay. If you were a narcissist with
great hair, what would your password be?
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487. Harvey.
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488. Specter.
Copy !req
489. No, that's just way too easy.
One of his favorite basketball players.
Copy !req
490. Shaquille
Copy !req
491. O'Bryant?
Copy !req
492. I still don't understand
the thumbtack thing.
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493. It's surprising, isn't it?
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494. Yeah.
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495. Hey. Say what you will about this floor.
I'm pretty sure the cubicles are bigger.
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496. Hey. What's going on?
How are you guys doing?
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497. I was just, uh, helping box
a little bit because, uh...
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498. Donna was feeling a little blue
about moving.
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499. What the hell are you doing?
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500. Harvey. Harvey.
Copy !req
501. Are you looking for another way
to make my life miserable?
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502. Harvey. Harvey, no. Come on.
You hit him, they win.
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503. - You should have let me hit him.
- I don't know about that,
Copy !req
504. but maybe we shouldn't
have let him leave.
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505. - Why?
- Maybe he wasn't snooping.
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506. Maybe he was, I don't know,
trying to plant something. Like drugs.
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507. In my record collection?
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508. What better place to stash the weed
than with the Bob Marley, mon?
Copy !req
509. Louis doesn't even know where
to buy drugs, let alone plant them.
Copy !req
510. - I know where to buy drugs.
- Congratulations.
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511. No, I'm serious.
What if, instead of peeing,
Copy !req
512. we planted something
in Hardman's office?
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513. Genius.
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514. - It's a crime.
- Maybe.
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515. But he wouldn't hesitate for one second
to do the same thing to get rid of you.
Copy !req
516. What?
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517. He wouldn't hesitate
to plant something to get rid of me.
Copy !req
518. - What, Louis?
- No. Hardman.
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519. I just said that.
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520. No. What if Hardman planted
the C.M. memo in the first place?
Copy !req
521. Well...
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522. Donna never saw the memo.
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523. Donna never makes mistakes.
Copy !req
524. What if she never saw it four years ago
because it wasn't there?
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525. And then it was.
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526. You really think he had the balls
to walk into that file room,
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527. open a box,
and plant a document?
Copy !req
528. No security cameras
and no locks on the doors.
Copy !req
529. Fine. But how did he get the document
in the first place?
Copy !req
530. Hardman brought Coastal Motors
into the firm.
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531. Yeah, but he wasn't here
when the case went to trial.
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532. No, not the trial.
The defect.
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533. What's the date
Sarah Layton left C.M?
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534. Here.
Copy !req
535. - Hardman was still here.
- It makes sense.
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536. Sarah Layton confronts Kemp.
He panics.
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537. - Who's the first person he calls?
- His lawyer.
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538. - Hardman tells him to bury it.
- That's a crime.
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539. You said yourself
he wouldn't hesitate to commit a crime.
Copy !req
540. He knew the cars were bad
from the beginning.
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541. What?
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542. When Hardman came back,
the first thing he did was
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543. ask Louis for a report
on every case at the firm.
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544. Yeah, he was looking
for weaknesses.
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545. He knew the C.M. win was based on a lie.
He made it look like it was my lie.
Copy !req
546. - Which brings us to...
- Tanner.
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547. Hardman couldn't bring the suit himself.
He needed an executioner.
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548. And he picked Tanner.
So when I suspected something was fishy,
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549. I'd focus on Tanner,
not him.
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550. They were in on it together.
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551. I went through every box that Hardman
looked at to find dirt on Tanner.
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552. - There was no dirt.
- You need to call a partner meeting.
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553. I'll call for it five minutes
after you get me some proof.
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554. Sorry, Harvey.
Pilates is on Wednesdays.
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555. You and I are going to go.
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556. And when we're done, you're going
to admit to me what you did.
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557. Oh, I've done
a lot of things, Harvey.
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558. Well, I want to know
why you settled.
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559. - You know damn well why I settled.
- No, I don't.
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560. I want to know
about you and Hardman.
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561. You're going to answer my questions
or I'm going to kick your ass.
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562. I'm not doing the one,
and you can't do the other.
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563. I can. And you will.
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564. All right, let's go.
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565. As long as it takes.
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566. I win, you talk.
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567. You lose, I don't.
Copy !req
568. Why did you settle?
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569. I decline to answer.
Copy !req
570. Why did you settle?
Copy !req
571. I decline to answer.
Copy !req
572. You get one question.
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573. Well, let's see.
How about, why did you settle?
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574. Because that memo was a fraud.
Copy !req
575. - What? You need to come forward.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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576. I said one question, Harvey.
One question.
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577. Oh, my God.
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578. We were right.
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579. Right about what?
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580. I found it.
Copy !req
581. - You found what?
- I found it.
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582. No, no. It can't be...
It can't be like this.
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583. Why?
Copy !req
584. Because your grandmother
just died.
Copy !req
585. You think not kissing
is going to make that any better?
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586. No, no, no. I think that's exactly
what it's going to do.
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587. And that's why
it's a problem.
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588. Rachel, in the middle
of the worst week ever,
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589. I have found a moment of something good.
Now...
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590. I know.
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591. But when something like that happens,
people don't make smart choices.
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592. Yeah.
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593. No, you're right.
Copy !req
594. But being smart
Copy !req
595. hasn't made
either one of us very happy.
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596. - Daniel.
- Louis.
Copy !req
597. I have something
that may be of interest.
Copy !req
598. - Already?
- I'm notoriously fast.
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599. I have certain suspicions.
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600. All I need you to do
is authorize action.
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601. You really think he does?
Copy !req
602. I really think he did.
Copy !req
603. I am impressed.
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604. You'll be surprised what I can do
now that I have the proper motivation.
Copy !req
605. You're banned on this floor.
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606. That's funny.
It's pee in a cup time.
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607. Drug tests are for associates,
not the partners.
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608. Well, Hardman believes
in running a real clean ship.
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609. You know, like
"Just say no,"Crack is whack."
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610. Which is why a new policy
went into effect as of this morning.
Copy !req
611. You know,
I don't smell it on you now,
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612. but I sure as hell
did last night
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613. when you manhandled me
in your office.
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614. I'm sure you had a lot of fun
laughing at that one.
Copy !req
615. You want to take it, you're going
to have to take it forcibly.
Copy !req
616. Refusal to take this test
gives me grounds to fire you for cause.
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617. - I refuse.
- You're fired.
Copy !req
618. Per our bylaws,
I'm entitled to a hearing
Copy !req
619. in front of a quorum of our
Senior Partners. And I'm on record.
Copy !req
620. What the hell is wrong with you?
Just take the test.
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621. - I can't.
- Why not?
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622. It's just a drug...
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623. You've got to be kidding me.
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624. You were the one who told me
to take it easy.
Copy !req
625. And you and I both know what we did
that night in this very office.
Copy !req
626. That was a celebration.
This is different. This...
Copy !req
627. When did this happen?
Copy !req
628. Does it matter when?
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629. I don't believe it.
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630. You were high
when you came up with that theory.
Copy !req
631. Doesn't matter how we got there.
We got there.
Copy !req
632. I bought us some time. We can
use the review to present our case.
Copy !req
633. Do you have any evidence?
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634. Not only did he plant the document,
he wrote the damn thing.
Copy !req
635. - How do you know that?
- Tanner indicated that to me.
Copy !req
636. Turns out
they weren't in on it together.
Copy !req
637. Hmm. And he's willing
to testify to that?
Copy !req
638. Oh, let me guess.
No, he won't.
Copy !req
639. I've got Mike
chasing down another avenue.
Copy !req
640. Jessica, I don't do this now,
Copy !req
641. I'm gone anyway.
Copy !req
642. What is it?
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643. Daniel and Louis got their quorum.
Your review convenes in an hour.
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644. Pursuant to New York Civil Code,
Copy !req
645. a settlement based
on fraudulent representation
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646. can be voided by the court.
Copy !req
647. - Who are you?
- My name is Mike Ross.
Copy !req
648. I work for Harvey Specter.
Copy !req
649. Get off my car.
Copy !req
650. As far as we can tell,
there are only two people
Copy !req
651. who knew about the problems
with the C.M. hood,
Copy !req
652. Sarah Layton and you.
Copy !req
653. But I think there was a third.
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654. You know, last time I was ambushed in
this garage, I gave in. Not this time.
Copy !req
655. You met with Daniel Hardman the night
before Sarah Layton's last day.
Copy !req
656. - We have his calendar.
- What do you want?
Copy !req
657. I want you to sign
this affidavit stating
Copy !req
658. you told Daniel Hardman
about the problems with the hood,
Copy !req
659. and that he advised you
to bury those problems
Copy !req
660. and cut a deal with Sarah Layton.
Copy !req
661. Harvey came to me, told me to settle,
and then we'd be done.
Copy !req
662. Now you're threatening me,
Copy !req
663. telling me to put it in writing,
and then we'll be done.
Copy !req
664. Sorry, Junior.
We are done.
Copy !req
665. That kid better get here fast.
Copy !req
666. He'll come through.
Copy !req
667. Harvey Specter has refused
to take a mandatory drug test,
Copy !req
668. leaving me no choice
but to terminate his employment.
Copy !req
669. As is his right, he's requested
a hearing to dispute this.
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670. Thank you, Daniel.
But I'm not here to dispute anything.
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671. After all, I was high.
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672. I was high because I was being forced
to work for you.
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673. A man who, it turns out,
Copy !req
674. knew C.M. was negligent
before I ever even took the case.
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675. - Uh, this is not the time...
- Shut up, Louis.
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676. Don't do this.
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677. If you go, I go.
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678. Do you deny knowing
about the defects?
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679. - Unequivocally.
- And you deny writing this memo
Copy !req
680. and sending it to Tanner, knowing that
he would come after this entire firm?
Copy !req
681. That's why he settled,
Copy !req
682. because you told him
it wouldn't hold up.
Copy !req
683. That's wild conjecture,
and it's bullshit.
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684. - Why did he settle?
- He settled because I did what I do.
Copy !req
685. - That is not an answer.
- Yes, it is.
Copy !req
686. This ends here. The two of you
have now slandered me,
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687. which violates the morality clause
of the partners agreement.
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688. It's not slander
if it's the truth.
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689. Unfortunately, you don't have
a shred of evidence.
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690. - Because the evidence doesn't exist.
- Actually, it does.
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691. This is a partners only meeting.
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692. So have Tanner sue me.
But in the meantime,
Copy !req
693. I think the rest of the partners
are going to want to see this.
Copy !req
694. It's a signed affidavit
from Lawrence Kemp,
Copy !req
695. stating that
he told Daniel Hardman
Copy !req
696. about the defects in the C.M. hood
six years ago.
Copy !req
697. May 7th was the date of that meeting
per your calendar, to be exact.
Copy !req
698. You just denied knowing anything
about that. Unequivocally.
Copy !req
699. I guess you were just lying
Copy !req
700. to cover up the fact
that you were behind this entire suit
Copy !req
701. in the first place.
Copy !req
702. Is that the basis of this?
Copy !req
703. A coerced lie from a man trying to say,
"My lawyer made me do it."
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704. No way that holds up in court.
Copy !req
705. It doesn't have to.
Copy !req
706. It just has to make these
Harvard-educated lawyers understand
Copy !req
707. that you made
each and every one of them
Copy !req
708. spend $100,000 of their own money
to buy you control of my firm.
Copy !req
709. I think we've heard
all we needed to hear.
Copy !req
710. Harvey has admitted
to violating the drug policy.
Copy !req
711. All those in favor
of his dismissal?
Copy !req
712. Looks like you lost.
Copy !req
713. I'm glad you brought up
the bylaws.
Copy !req
714. Fraudulently suing your own firm
is grounds for firing.
Copy !req
715. You have no proof of that.
Copy !req
716. All those in favor
of Daniel Hardman's dismissal.
Copy !req
717. Hey, Harvey, I know I'm not a partner,
but do you mind if I...
Copy !req
718. - Go ahead.
- Nice.
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719. Daniel, that $3 million of our money
you spent on yourself?
Copy !req
720. Consider your partnership bought out.
Copy !req
721. What was really
on that affidavit, anyway?
Copy !req
722. What I said was on it.
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723. You realize it's a felony to sign
someone else's name to a sworn document.
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724. I didn't sign someone else's name.
Copy !req
725. I signed my own name.
Copy !req
726. I mean, seriously, how often
do you really look at a man's shoes?
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727. To the firm of Pearson
and kiss my ass.
Copy !req
728. I told you
we'd be peeling him off the wall.
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729. You go, I go.
Copy !req
730. He goes.
Copy !req
731. I already went
and came back.
Copy !req
732. You're married.
Copy !req
733. I am.
Copy !req
734. And you called me anyway.
Copy !req
735. I did.
Copy !req
736. So we're clear.
Copy !req
737. I don't consider
anything bought out.
Copy !req
738. Too bad.
Copy !req
739. Because the only way you're getting
another penny is through litigation.
Copy !req
740. And we may not have proof now,
but we will.
Copy !req
741. This comes out at trial,
you'll never practice again.
Copy !req
742. Sign this confidentiality agreement,
Copy !req
743. I'll waive my claim.
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744. One time offer,
take it or leave it.
Copy !req
745. For the record, I wasn't the one
who made the first move.
Copy !req
746. Harvey was.
Copy !req
747. Yeah, you made your first
move five years ago.
Copy !req
748. Maybe. But someday,
Copy !req
749. he'll make the first move on you.
Copy !req
750. Goodbye, Daniel.
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751. Were you going
to throw something at me?
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752. I'll go.
Copy !req
753. But don't kid yourself
that this is the last page of the story.
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754. Give me the toes.
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755. Oh. It's just like riding a bike.
Copy !req
756. Oh, okay. I should be more upset
that you just compared me to a bike,
Copy !req
757. but I love bikes.
Copy !req
758. - Pizza.
- Okay.
Copy !req
759. Ugh.
Copy !req
760. Pepperoni.
Copy !req
761. Is this a bad time
to tell you that I'm a vegan?
Copy !req
762. Um... No.
Copy !req
763. More pizza for me.
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764. You were right.
I don't care about being smart.
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765. Rachel...
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