1. Ross. Triple double. Courtesy
of America's favorite burger chain.Copy !req
2. Louis won the class action suit?Copy !req
3. Ten thousand men of HarvardCopy !req
4. Want vict'ry today,Copy !req
5. For they know
that o'er old EliCopy !req
6. Fair Harvard holds swayCopy !req
7. So then we'll conquer
all old Eli's menCopy !req
8. (UNCERTAINLY) My favorite part.Copy !req
9. You don't know the lyrics,
do you?Copy !req
10. I don't even know the lyrics,
Louis.Copy !req
11. Now,
are we practicing law down hereCopy !req
12. or auditioning a chorus line?Copy !req
13. It's called esprit de corps.Copy !req
14. And I just got a $100 million
jury award overturned.Copy !req
15. I don't have
to overturn awards like thatCopy !req
16. because I've never lost one
in the first place.Copy !req
17. So, what is this? A new cologne?
Or just a hint of jealousy?Copy !req
18. I'm surprised you, uh,
don't recognize your wife's perfume.Copy !req
19. I know.
You're not married.Copy !req
20. It's still funny.Copy !req
21. You do realize we're celebrating
making fat people even fatter, right?Copy !req
22. If you wanted to do good,
you should have been a fake doctor.Copy !req
23. Business cards.Copy !req
24. - Yep.
- My mistake is now official.Copy !req
25. Come with me.Copy !req
26. And learn the goddamn lyrics
to the Harvard song, will you?Copy !req
27. Oakhurst Capital has agreed
to a $200 million licensing deal.Copy !req
28. We are at the goal line.Copy !req
29. How are we on brand protection?Copy !req
30. The contract is airtight.Copy !req
31. The only issue here is to get
the Joyful Toy Company to close.Copy !req
32. I'll go over it with
Joy one-on-one.Copy !req
33. Protocol in a meeting
is to put your phone on silent.Copy !req
34. Oh. Uh...Copy !req
35. If it does ring, you answer it.Copy !req
36. Not in here.Copy !req
37. Don't feel the need to rush back
when you're done.Copy !req
38. Who is this?Copy !req
39. Dude, it's Trevor.
Don't hang up.Copy !req
40. Look, I only get one call.
I'm in jail.Copy !req
41. I tried to hop this bus
at Port Authority. I was drunk.Copy !req
42. It's all messed up. Look, I know
we haven't talked since we fought.Copy !req
43. But I didn't know
who else to call.Copy !req
44. I'm sorry, man.Copy !req
45. (SIGHS) I'm sorry.Copy !req
46. Okay.Copy !req
47. I'm going to
pay you back.Copy !req
48. Good. Your bail
cost me everything I had in the bank.Copy !req
49. The thing is,
I don't have the money.Copy !req
50. What are you talking about?Copy !req
51. You were clearing $10,000
a month selling weed.Copy !req
52. It went out
as fast as it came in.Copy !req
53. Came in?Copy !req
54. I quit.
I'm not dealing anymore.Copy !req
55. Bullshit.Copy !req
56. I'm serious.
After we fought,Copy !req
57. things just started
to fall apart.Copy !req
58. Jenny broke up with me.Copy !req
59. I didn't know.Copy !req
60. Well, I just realized
I needed to make a change.Copy !req
61. I even sold my bong.Copy !req
62. What have you done
with my friend?Copy !req
63. You should talk.
Look at you.Copy !req
64. You look like
Gordon Gekko's little brother.Copy !req
65. - Okay.
- Are you working on Wall Street, man?Copy !req
66. Why did you call me, Trevor?Copy !req
67. You're the one person
I knew would show up.Copy !req
68. You want to ask me for anything?Copy !req
69. Else?Copy !req
70. Look. All I care about right now
is keeping my record clean.Copy !req
71. You don't happen to know
any good lawyers, do you?Copy !req
72. No. I don't.Copy !req
73. See the money,
wanna stay for your mealCopy !req
74. Get another piece ofpie
for your wifeCopy !req
75. Everybody wanna know how it feelCopy !req
76. Everybody wanna see
what it's likeCopy !req
77. I'll even eat a bean pie
I don't mindCopy !req
78. Me and missy is so earlyCopy !req
79. Busy, busy making moneyCopy !req
80. All right!Copy !req
81. All step back I'm 'bout to danceCopy !req
82. The greenback boogieCopy !req
83. Why the rush now?Copy !req
84. You've already wasted
ten minutes of my life.Copy !req
85. Please tell me you didn't wait
ten minutes just to scold me.Copy !req
86. I've been waiting for you
to bring the paperwork downCopy !req
87. so I can close
a nine-figure licensing deal.Copy !req
88. If your phone rings
while I'm talking to Ray,Copy !req
89. I'm throwing it out of the car
while it's attached to your hand.Copy !req
90. Eddie Hope and the Mannish Boys.Copy !req
91. 1959. Three guesses.Copy !req
92. Guesses?Copy !req
93. Won't be a fool no moreCopy !req
94. You insult me, Harvey.Copy !req
95. Don't worry, we won't be late.Copy !req
96. Okay. What was the name
of the record label?Copy !req
97. Marlin Records.Copy !req
98. Who covered it in the late '60s?Copy !req
99. Ah, I want to say
The Stones, but...Copy !req
100. You need some guesses?
(TIRES SCREECHING)Copy !req
101. (CAR CRASHING)
Oh!Copy !req
102. Oh, my God.Copy !req
103. Just like
a private car service, huh?Copy !req
104. Thinking you don't
have to yield?Copy !req
105. What? Yield?Copy !req
106. You ran a red light.Copy !req
107. That light was yellow.Copy !req
108. - No, sir, it was not.
- Are you calling me a liar?Copy !req
109. - Back off.
- Mind your business, okay?Copy !req
110. Oh, I'm minding my business.Copy !req
111. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
112. Anyone throws a punch, I'm going
to introduce you to Mr. Taser.Copy !req
113. Trade insurance.
I'll take reports one at a time.Copy !req
114. As much as I'd like to help you out,
I'm late for a meeting.Copy !req
115. Oh, no. You're not going anywhere.
I need a statement from you, too.Copy !req
116. Here is my information.Copy !req
117. I need you to babysit the client
until I get there.Copy !req
118. Don't mention the deal.Copy !req
119. She asks any questions,Copy !req
120. just nod your head
and look pretty.Copy !req
121. Ms. McAfee. I'm Mike Ross.
I work with Harvey.Copy !req
122. Oh. You're the protégé
that he's been gushing about.Copy !req
123. He was gushing?Copy !req
124. Well, he mentioned
that you existed.Copy !req
125. For Harvey, that's gushing.Copy !req
126. Uh, he's running
a few minutes late today. Car trouble.Copy !req
127. I was just about to
have tea with the girls.Copy !req
128. Would you care to join me?Copy !req
129. - I'd love to.
- Good.Copy !req
130. And for heaven's sakes,
call me Joy.Copy !req
131. Okay, Joy.Copy !req
132. These are the girls.Copy !req
133. Susie, Sarah, Stacy,
Sinclair, and Sabrina.Copy !req
134. Susie, where are your manners?
Shake hands with this nice young man.Copy !req
135. (CHUCKLES) Just kidding.
I know they're dolls.Copy !req
136. Oh.Copy !req
137. They're named
after my daughters.Copy !req
138. I started the company
because of them, really.Copy !req
139. You know, dolls didn't used
to be these cheap, plastic bimbosCopy !req
140. from China that we have today.Copy !req
141. Your mother made them
for you by hand.Copy !req
142. I wanted my girls to have
that same experience.Copy !req
143. And here we are,
thirty years later.Copy !req
144. Every parent's worst nightmare.Copy !req
145. What do you mean?Copy !req
146. These little angels,
they sell for $90 a pop.Copy !req
147. I wasn't born with a butler,
you know.Copy !req
148. I've got to say,
this is amazing.Copy !req
149. Taking on a project
like a licensing deal.Copy !req
150. Why is that amazing?Copy !req
151. Well, my grandmother
could never pull this off.Copy !req
152. She's been retired
for ten years.Copy !req
153. How is that treating her?Copy !req
154. She lives near my apartment.
I get to see her once a week. So...Copy !req
155. That's very sweet of you.Copy !req
156. No. No, it's not.Copy !req
157. You know, whenever I needed her,
she was there.Copy !req
158. No matter what.
She'd give me a hug.Copy !req
159. She'd tell me everything
was going to be alright.Copy !req
160. Even if it wasn't.Copy !req
161. And now that she needs me,Copy !req
162. I am always at work.
And I'm...Copy !req
163. I'm so sorry. Yeah.Copy !req
164. Never answer your phone
in front of a client.Copy !req
165. - But it's you.
- What's happening?Copy !req
166. Well, actually,
we're in the middle of a tea party.Copy !req
167. I knew you were
the doll-playing type.Copy !req
168. Put Joy on.Copy !req
169. Ms. McAfee. It's Harvey.Copy !req
170. Oh.Copy !req
171. Oh. Joy, I'm sorry.
I have to reschedule.Copy !req
172. No need to apologize.Copy !req
173. I like this one.Copy !req
174. I'll send him back after tea.Copy !req
175. Tell me you didn't ask
our client for a doggie bag.Copy !req
176. What can I say?
Stacy insisted.Copy !req
177. I just got off with
Joy McAfee's general counsel.Copy !req
178. It seems she had an epiphany.Copy !req
179. She wants less on her plate,
not more.Copy !req
180. I thought you were
going to close her.Copy !req
181. We need that doll money.Copy !req
182. I'm on top of it.Copy !req
183. Harvey, it took five months
to structure that deal.Copy !req
184. Please don't make me
set fire to your desk.Copy !req
185. I...Copy !req
186. All you had to do
was have tea with the dolls.Copy !req
187. Donna, schedule another tea party
with Joy as soon as possible.Copy !req
188. And text me
the names of her girls.Copy !req
189. Oh, what a shock. You can't keep
girls' names straight in your head.Copy !req
190. Just yours, Debbie.Copy !req
191. See, that's funny because
your name is Donna.Copy !req
192. Harvey Specter.
I got your order right here.Copy !req
193. I didn't order a pizza.Copy !req
194. You've been served.Copy !req
195. The cab driver who hit Ray
named me as a witness in a civil suit.Copy !req
196. I need to pay
Travis Bickle a visit.Copy !req
197. Harvey, if you let me
go talk to Joy,Copy !req
198. - I know I can fix this.
- No.Copy !req
199. You don't send a puppy
to clean up its own mess.Copy !req
200. Optimally,
you don't even have a puppy.Copy !req
201. Ross. Rumor has it you talked
a client out of $200 million.Copy !req
202. The deal's not off the table, all right?
It's just a speed bump.Copy !req
203. Dude, I think we just found
him a new nickname.Copy !req
204. Speed Bump.
(ASSOCIATES LAUGHING)Copy !req
205. I feel like I'm back
in high school.Copy !req
206. They called you
Speed Bump in high school?Copy !req
207. Kidding. But if you need
any boxes to pack up your office...Copy !req
208. Ah. Wait a minute.Copy !req
209. There.
I think that belongs to you.Copy !req
210. It wouldn't hurt so much
if you had thicker skin.Copy !req
211. What do you want?Copy !req
212. I want to pay you back
for posting bail.Copy !req
213. Trevor, you've owed me forty bucks
since fifth grade.Copy !req
214. I wrote it off. Okay?Copy !req
215. Look, I want a clean slate.
Okay?Copy !req
216. So, you don't want to see me,
I'll mail you a check.Copy !req
217. Okay.Copy !req
218. Yeah. Let's hang out
tomorrow night.Copy !req
219. Nothing crazy, though, all right?
I have to be up early.Copy !req
220. We can crochet pantyhose
if that's what it takes to be cool.Copy !req
221. I think we can do
a little better than that.Copy !req
222. Why don't we, uh...
Why don't we say Rex's, 7:30?Copy !req
223. First six rounds are on me.Copy !req
224. If you're serious
about paying me back,Copy !req
225. the first hundred rounds
are on you.Copy !req
226. Oh, it's the tough guy.Copy !req
227. This is a matter for insurance.Copy !req
228. Not a frivolous lawsuit.Copy !req
229. You know, for your information,
I suffered emotional pain.Copy !req
230. Emotional pain?Copy !req
231. Rub this on your emotional pain.Copy !req
232. You condescending son of a...Copy !req
233. Look at me.
I am going to warn you once.Copy !req
234. Do not pursue this matter.Copy !req
235. You know, I have been
held up at gunpoint three times.Copy !req
236. So, do you think a fancy suit
and a $500 haircut,Copy !req
237. that's going to scare me?Copy !req
238. You take my driver to court,Copy !req
239. I'm going to
represent him myself.Copy !req
240. And when you lose,Copy !req
241. you'll be covering my fee.Copy !req
242. Which is going to be
a hell of a lot of haircuts.Copy !req
243. Mmm. So you weren't
a one-way fare.Copy !req
244. Ray's worked for me eight years.Copy !req
245. Then you don't have to worry
about being a witness.Copy !req
246. Because as his employer,Copy !req
247. you're liable for his actions.Copy !req
248. You know, I think you've seen
way too many reruns of Ally McBeal.Copy !req
249. You know, I immigrated here
after September 11.Copy !req
250. And they shut the doors
on everybody.Copy !req
251. I couldn't pay for a lawyer,Copy !req
252. so I had to take them to court.Copy !req
253. I sued for my citizenship.Copy !req
254. So I have a very special appreciation
for the law.Copy !req
255. I appreciate a good single malt.Copy !req
256. I don't pretend I can make one.Copy !req
257. I wiped the floor
with the US government, Counselor.Copy !req
258. I'm going to do
the same with you.Copy !req
259. Ray.
Donna.Copy !req
260. What are you doing here?
I don't have you scheduled.Copy !req
261. Uh, I need to see Harvey.Copy !req
262. Oh, come on.
You know the rules.Copy !req
263. No one sets foot in there
without a warrant,Copy !req
264. a Papal edict,
or my say-so.Copy !req
265. I just got named
in a multi-million dollar lawsuit.Copy !req
266. The accident wasn't my fault.Copy !req
267. Can I get in to see Harvey,
please?Copy !req
268. Okay, say no more.
I will get you in.Copy !req
269. You are so beautiful
when you're forceful.Copy !req
270. I know you meant that
as a compliment,Copy !req
271. but I don't appreciate limitations
being placed on my beauty.Copy !req
272. Harvey. I'm already losing money
with the car in the shop.Copy !req
273. A trial means I can't work.Copy !req
274. And how do you think my name is going
to play in front of a New York jury?Copy !req
275. Rahim Benghazi?Copy !req
276. I may as well buy
a one-way ticket to Guantanamo.Copy !req
277. Not going to happen.Copy !req
278. If I lose, I won't even
be able to afford a livery license,Copy !req
279. let alone my insurance.Copy !req
280. That's why I'm going to be
defending both of us.Copy !req
281. Ray, this goes against
every fiber of my being.Copy !req
282. I'm taking your case.
Pro bono.Copy !req
283. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
284. Absolutely nothing.
I've got a reputation to maintain.Copy !req
285. Besides, it's not going
to take long. Okay?Copy !req
286. I'm going to get it dismissed.Copy !req
287. Donna, call the court.
We need priority status on the docket.Copy !req
288. Yeah. I already tried.Copy !req
289. You drew Judge Palermo.Copy !req
290. You know what you have to do,
don't you?Copy !req
291. Yeah. The other thing that goes against
every fiber of my being.Copy !req
292. Louis, has anyone told you
you're an exquisite soprano?Copy !req
293. What do you want, Harvey?Copy !req
294. You're right.
Why prolong my suffering?Copy !req
295. I need you to get me in
to see Judge Palermo.Copy !req
296. You need my help,Copy !req
297. and you're not going
to pull rank on me?Copy !req
298. Your case has nothing
to do with firm business, does it?Copy !req
299. What's it going to take?Copy !req
300. A mani-pedi?
Tickets to Celine?Copy !req
301. I'll see what I can do.Copy !req
302. And your pound of flesh?Copy !req
303. I need my back scratched,
I'll let you know.Copy !req
304. Louis, unless that's a metaphor,
the deal's off.Copy !req
305. Huh.Copy !req
306. Joy, when I told you that
my grandmother didn't have much time,Copy !req
307. I didn't realize that
she's 15 years older than you.Copy !req
308. Now how do you know
how old I am?Copy !req
309. That is a very closely
guarded secret.Copy !req
310. I did some research.Copy !req
311. Very resourceful.Copy !req
312. I did it to assure myself
that you can handle a heavier workload.Copy !req
313. I appreciate that.Copy !req
314. But I'm not worried
about my health.Copy !req
315. Is it the money?Copy !req
316. Because I can guarantee
$200 million upfrontCopy !req
317. is just a tenth of what you stand
to make on this deal.Copy !req
318. Michael, my dolls eat better
than most people.Copy !req
319. I've got plenty of money.Copy !req
320. This deal meant staying on for five
more years and doubling my workload.Copy !req
321. I am going to take my grandchildren
on a cruise to Tahiti.Copy !req
322. Tahiti?Copy !req
323. You know the licensing agreement
includes a theme park.Copy !req
324. You could take them there.Copy !req
325. It's not about the deal.Copy !req
326. I have had this same view
for 25 years.Copy !req
327. I need a change of scenery.Copy !req
328. I'm going to speak to HarveyCopy !req
329. and I'm going to tell him
that I want to sell the whole business.Copy !req
330. So I just spoke to
Judge Palermo.Copy !req
331. And because he thinks
I'm a good guyCopy !req
332. and I told him I'd owe him one,Copy !req
333. your case is going to be moved up.
Way ahead.Copy !req
334. Back scratch.Copy !req
335. I don't have a first born,
you know.Copy !req
336. So what exactly
do you want for that?Copy !req
337. - No, you're not getting one of my ties.
- No.Copy !req
338. Your shoulder?
What... Your lapel...Copy !req
339. Donna?Copy !req
340. (LAUGHS) God.Copy !req
341. Norma is going to Istanbul
for two weeks.Copy !req
342. And you know that
I'm not good with temps.Copy !req
343. My God.
Ask me for something else.Copy !req
344. Harvey,
this is non-negotiable.Copy !req
345. You owe me now.Copy !req
346. Donna is one thing
that I can't give you.Copy !req
347. Why not?Copy !req
348. For one thing,
she'd never agree to it.Copy !req
349. You're her boss.
You just tell her to do stuff.Copy !req
350. I don't tell her to do anything.Copy !req
351. She just does.Copy !req
352. All right, fine. You know what?
That's just not a problem.Copy !req
353. I will call Judge Palermo,
and I'll tell him I was mistaken.Copy !req
354. And then,
your hearing will be in,Copy !req
355. I don't know, maybe six months?Copy !req
356. I tell you what.Copy !req
357. If you can convince
her yourself,Copy !req
358. you have my blessing.Copy !req
359. She's going to love me so much,
you're going to fight to get her back.Copy !req
360. Hi, Donna.Copy !req
361. Harvey and I were just
talking about you.Copy !req
362. No.Copy !req
363. You don't even know
what I was going to say.Copy !req
364. Yes, I do.Copy !req
365. And how is that possible?Copy !req
366. I read lips.
I know body language.Copy !req
367. And I talk to Norma.Copy !req
368. I'm not some token
you win at a fair, Louis.Copy !req
369. You... I know you're not.
You're not a token.Copy !req
370. - I'm a human being, and I just...
- Yes, you are.Copy !req
371. I'm sorry. I just...Copy !req
372. You know what?
That just made me feel really... cheap.Copy !req
373. No, I'm just trying to tell you
that you're really goodCopy !req
374. at what you do, Donna.Copy !req
375. So I'm going to ask you...Copy !req
376. It's like my soul hurts now.Copy !req
377. No. Donna, listen.Copy !req
378. Even if your soul hurts
a little bit...Copy !req
379. I'm sorry.Copy !req
380. It's okay.
It's going to be fine.Copy !req
381. Don't cry.
Please don't cry, Donna.Copy !req
382. Oh, shit.Copy !req
383. I think I owe you one for that.
That was fun.Copy !req
384. Wait a second.Copy !req
385. The time that you criedCopy !req
386. and then I let your parents
stay at my condo?Copy !req
387. Yep.Copy !req
388. So you don't want
to talk about it?Copy !req
389. What is there to talk about?Copy !req
390. I did exactly
what my boss told me not to do,Copy !req
391. and it blew up in my face.Copy !req
392. Dude, I told you
I'm taking care of this.Copy !req
393. For my last few hours of employment,
please, I should pay.Copy !req
394. Put the wallet away.Copy !req
395. Ooh.Copy !req
396. Dude, this is epic.Copy !req
397. This is the scam
we always talked about.Copy !req
398. God, I bet you're getting
laid left and right.Copy !req
399. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
400. You lose appreciation after a while.
Come on.Copy !req
401. Why did you put a phone number
on there?Copy !req
402. It's a real firm.Copy !req
403. Oh, yeah? Huh.Copy !req
404. What are you doing?Copy !req
405. Oh, I'm just calling
the employee directory.Copy !req
406. - It's part of the scam, man.
- They'll check your story.Copy !req
407. - Stop it.
- What?Copy !req
408. - Trevor, stop. Hang up the phone.
- No.Copy !req
409. - Trevor, hang up the phone. Stop.
- What?Copy !req
410. All right? I'm working there.Copy !req
411. Oh, yeah.
What, as a lawyer?Copy !req
412. (WHISPERS) Are you...
Dude.Copy !req
413. It's a long story. Okay?Copy !req
414. But you can't tell anyone.
Ever. Okay?Copy !req
415. That is awesome.Copy !req
416. Man, I always said that if you quit
smoking pot, you could do it.Copy !req
417. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's right.
Yeah, you did.Copy !req
418. Right before
you passed me the bowl.Copy !req
419. What?Copy !req
420. No, I just...Copy !req
421. I wish you trusted me enough
to tell me.Copy !req
422. I mean, all I did was
set you up on a drug bust.Copy !req
423. Oh, God.
That was too soon.Copy !req
424. (GROANS) I'm sorry.Copy !req
425. Hi, ladies. How are you?Copy !req
426. Um, I want to let you know,Copy !req
427. if you, either of you,
ever get arrested for anything,Copy !req
428. you call this guy.
He's the best attorney in the city.Copy !req
429. What would we get arrested for?Copy !req
430. Um... I don't know.Copy !req
431. What are you thinking
about doing?Copy !req
432. Uh, as your attorney,Copy !req
433. I would definitely
advise you to do that.Copy !req
434. Uh, four more.Copy !req
435. Yeah.Copy !req
436. I must warn you that representing
yourself at trial is not the...Copy !req
437. What's he doing here?Copy !req
438. You think you can schedule a meeting
without me knowing it?Copy !req
439. Oh, no. I'm privy to all communication
between you and the court.Copy !req
440. Well, if your driving matched
your legal knowledge,Copy !req
441. we wouldn't be here.Copy !req
442. Your Honor.
This case should be dismissed.Copy !req
443. It's a matter for insurance.Copy !req
444. Insurance only covers repairs.Copy !req
445. It does not deal with my losses.Copy !req
446. What losses?Copy !req
447. Because of that accident, I missed
my chance to get my Taxi Medallion.Copy !req
448. Can't you just buy it next year?Copy !req
449. The loan I got
expires in one week.Copy !req
450. On top of that, a Medallion costs
$300,000 this go round.Copy !req
451. Next year, $350,000.Copy !req
452. So his entire claim
rests upon the assumptionCopy !req
453. that he would have won
this year's Medallion.Copy !req
454. The hallmark of America is that
the little guy gets to see justice done.Copy !req
455. We are all equals
in the eyes of the law.Copy !req
456. That is why, out of all
the countries in the world,Copy !req
457. I chose to come here.Copy !req
458. What do you have to say about that,
Counselor?Copy !req
459. I say Atticus Finch makes
a good speech here.Copy !req
460. But this is a fender bender,Copy !req
461. not a multi-million dollar law suit.Copy !req
462. Vicarious liability
applies to discrimination,Copy !req
463. harassment, and accidents.Copy !req
464. Employers are responsible
for their employees' negligence.Copy !req
465. The court finds
a reasonable suit here.Copy !req
466. Trial starts tomorrow.Copy !req
467. Thank you, Your Honor.Copy !req
468. You're getting a good kick
out of this, aren't you?Copy !req
469. I am. But I'm taking
this on its merits.Copy !req
470. And you better bring
your A game tomorrow,Copy !req
471. because he's got
a legitimate claim.Copy !req
472. He wants a trial,
I'll give him a goddamn trial.Copy !req
473. Your Honor.Copy !req
474. So, how many cases have you won?Copy !req
475. I only remember
how many I've lost.Copy !req
476. None.Copy !req
477. Well, what happened
to the drinks?Copy !req
478. I got a better idea.Copy !req
479. Let's say we get a bottle
and take the party back to your place.Copy !req
480. Make it a bottle of Dom,
and you're on.Copy !req
481. All right.
How about four bottles?Copy !req
482. Come on.Copy !req
483. You guys want to get a cab?Copy !req
484. Definitely.Copy !req
485. Definitely.
Cab, four bottles of Dom...Copy !req
486. You want to spend
any more of my money?Copy !req
487. Just relax. Okay?
It's an investment in the evening.Copy !req
488. And, uh, I just said
the thing about the bottlesCopy !req
489. to get the girls out of the bar.Copy !req
490. Really? Because it looked like you were
trying to get away from those guys.Copy !req
491. Taxi! What guys?Copy !req
492. The guys in the back.Copy !req
493. You know what I'm talking about.
Come on. Who are they?Copy !req
494. Look. Those two?
I... I... I don't know.Copy !req
495. Where are all the cabs?Copy !req
496. Well, it looked like
they knew you.Copy !req
497. And not in a very good way.Copy !req
498. I... I don't know. Maybe they were,
uh, flirting with our dates. Okay?Copy !req
499. I'd be pissed, too, if I watched
those legs walk away from me.Copy !req
500. How we doing, ladies?Copy !req
501. My feet are killing me in these heels.Copy !req
502. I'm sorry.
Hey. Trevor. Come on.Copy !req
503. - Taxi!
- Seriously. Stop playing with me.Copy !req
504. What was that about back there?Copy !req
505. Look, I'm not playing with you.
All right?Copy !req
506. But just, if you play your cards right,
maybe you and, uh...Copy !req
507. Maybe Marcella will...
Maybe she'll play with you.Copy !req
508. Okay.Copy !req
509. Now, it's going to be a tight
squeeze. Who wants to sit on my lap?Copy !req
510. We don't go after him?Copy !req
511. No, we're going to get
to him through this guy.Copy !req
512. A-ha, just like
the good old days, huh?Copy !req
513. Are you kidding me? This is
way better than the good old days.Copy !req
514. I'm actually missing a shoe.Copy !req
515. Hey, where are we?Copy !req
516. Uh, I think we're in Hoboken.Copy !req
517. You wanted to see me?Copy !req
518. Did you go to see Joy
after I told you not to?Copy !req
519. How did you know?Copy !req
520. I didn't. Until now.Copy !req
521. I told you.
A puppy can't clean up its own mess.Copy !req
522. Mess? All I did was tell her
about my grandmother.Copy !req
523. Your job is to
make my life easier.Copy !req
524. If you can't understand that,
why did I hire you?Copy !req
525. Police report summarized.Copy !req
526. Traffic signal analysis.Copy !req
527. Medallion bids,
attendees, and results.Copy !req
528. That's why you hired me.Copy !req
529. I thought you were all over
the Joy situation.Copy !req
530. Instead,
you're all over page six.Copy !req
531. You wanted me to do pro bono work.
This is it.Copy !req
532. Pro bono enhances
a firm's image.Copy !req
533. This makes us look like wealthy bullies
against an everyman cabby.Copy !req
534. Does that seem like it
enhances our image to you?Copy !req
535. I refuse to answer that
on the grounds that I don't want to.Copy !req
536. Someone had a fun night.Copy !req
537. Answer another call
you shouldn't have?Copy !req
538. I... I... I didn't...
I was...Copy !req
539. Piece of advice. When the big dog
asks the puppy something like that,Copy !req
540. it's a rhetorical question.Copy !req
541. Got it.Copy !req
542. Before you go...Copy !req
543. The phone call. The other day
when you answered it during the meeting?Copy !req
544. Yeah. I'm sorry about that.
It won't happen again.Copy !req
545. Who was it?Copy !req
546. Um, it was just a friend.
You know, an emergency.Copy !req
547. - What kind of emergency?
- Um...Copy !req
548. Was it the friend who almost
got you busted for drug trafficking?Copy !req
549. That friend? Trevor?Copy !req
550. He's not dealing anymore,
Harvey.Copy !req
551. So, it was him.
He called you from jail?Copy !req
552. You know, I make a living
learning how to read people, Mike.Copy !req
553. So if I saw it,
Jessica did, too.Copy !req
554. Is that the kind of impression
that you want to leave around here?Copy !req
555. This guy is not your friend.Copy !req
556. He is an anchor dragging you down.
Get rid of him.Copy !req
557. He is my oldest friend, Harvey.Copy !req
558. I wasn't just going
to let him rot in jail.Copy !req
559. What's going to happen
the next time?Copy !req
560. Because there will be
a next time.Copy !req
561. You going to bail him out?Copy !req
562. Put yourself in jeopardy?Copy !req
563. You know, if it weren't for Trevor,
you and I never would have met.Copy !req
564. Cut him loose.Copy !req
565. We're here to see Mike Ross.
He's an associate.Copy !req
566. His friend, Trevor, referred us.
Thank you.Copy !req
567. It looked like they knew you.
And not in a very good way.Copy !req
568. Hey!Copy !req
569. Hey!Copy !req
570. Excuse me. Officer.Copy !req
571. Is Central Park that way?Copy !req
572. Yeah, just go right there.Copy !req
573. I'm sorry.
I'm really terrible with direction.Copy !req
574. Is it this street right here?Copy !req
575. This street, yes.Copy !req
576. - Right here.
- Yeah.Copy !req
577. Okay.Copy !req
578. Trevor, it's Mike.Copy !req
579. Call me back. I need to know
what the hell is going on.Copy !req
580. Did you get
the red velvet cupcakes?Copy !req
581. Yes. Three dozen.
Extra icing.Copy !req
582. How the hell did that happen?Copy !req
583. Okay. You know what?Copy !req
584. There. Problem solved.Copy !req
585. I asked you
how'd you get that tear.Copy !req
586. A couple of guys
came to the firm.Copy !req
587. They were looking for me.Copy !req
588. I don't know what they wanted,Copy !req
589. but I'm pretty sure it has something
to do with some shit Trevor did.Copy !req
590. And that big brain of yours
doesn't remember me sayingCopy !req
591. to cut ties with that loser?Copy !req
592. You know what? You've been
blowing off Joy's deal all weekCopy !req
593. for your friend, okay?
So, please.Copy !req
594. First of all,
Trevor is not your friend.Copy !req
595. You want to know
why I'm loyal to Ray?Copy !req
596. I was taking a limo,
and I left $3,000 in it.Copy !req
597. Ray happened to be the driver.Copy !req
598. He found it and tracked me down.Copy !req
599. Not a nickel of it was missing.Copy !req
600. And his first reaction
when this accident occurredCopy !req
601. was to ask if we were okay.Copy !req
602. Now, what would
Trevor's have been?Copy !req
603. Cut him off.Copy !req
604. And as far as
the licensing deal goes,Copy !req
605. just because you think I'm blowing
something off, doesn't mean I am.Copy !req
606. Now watch and learn.Copy !req
607. Everything's set
for you to walk away.Copy !req
608. We're selling
your stake as a block.Copy !req
609. Your headhunter is lining up
your replacement as we speak.Copy !req
610. Well, Harvey, this was
the most wonderful surprise.Copy !req
611. You're a long-time client
who wants to be with her family.Copy !req
612. It was the least I could do.Copy !req
613. And you'll have...
(GLASS SHATTERS)Copy !req
614. all the free time in the world
to spend with them.Copy !req
615. Joey broke the lamp.Copy !req
616. Oh, that's great.Copy !req
617. Now, how soon
can we send them home?Copy !req
618. They're booked on the first flight out
tomorrow morning.Copy !req
619. So when you had Donna
text you the girls' names...Copy !req
620. I was talking about
her daughters.Copy !req
621. And you were
going to fly them out all along.Copy !req
622. Do you remember when I said you don't
send a puppy to clean up its own mess?Copy !req
623. Yes, Harvey. I do.Copy !req
624. I'm not a puppy.Copy !req
625. Court will come to order.Copy !req
626. Mr. Santana,
your opening statement, please.Copy !req
627. Driving a cab isn't glamorous.Copy !req
628. But it's an honest day's work.Copy !req
629. Ever since I started,
I've looked forward to a timeCopy !req
630. when I could tell customers
that they were riding in my cab.Copy !req
631. That I was
an owner-operator.Copy !req
632. So, I scrimped and I savedCopy !req
633. until I finally had enough
put away to buy a Medallion.Copy !req
634. But because of the actions
of these men,Copy !req
635. I've lost that opportunity.Copy !req
636. So make no mistake. This trial
is not about a busted headlight.Copy !req
637. This is a trial
about a broken dream.Copy !req
638. Forget the case.
They're going to make him President.Copy !req
639. Statements are like free throws.
Easy.Copy !req
640. Nobody's playing defense.Copy !req
641. Are we good at defense?Copy !req
642. You would agree that chauffeured drivers
cause more accidents?Copy !req
643. - Objection. Badgering.
- Sustained.Copy !req
644. Objection. Argumentative.Copy !req
645. Leading the witness.
Ambiguous.Copy !req
646. Privileged. Lnflammatory.Copy !req
647. Sustained.Copy !req
648. Anything further,
Mr. Santana?Copy !req
649. Yes, Your Honor.
I would like to call to the standCopy !req
650. Mr. Michael Ross, please.Copy !req
651. What time had you called for the limo
on the morning of the accident?Copy !req
652. We were supposed to leave
at 8:30.Copy !req
653. And what time
did you get to work?Copy !req
654. Objection. Irrelevant.Copy !req
655. It's highly relevant,
Your Honor.Copy !req
656. It speaks to the psychology
of the driver, Rahim Benghazi.Copy !req
657. Overruled.
Answer Mr. Santana's question.Copy !req
658. 8:40.Copy !req
659. So unless Mr. Benghazi
made up for that lost time,Copy !req
660. you were going to be late
for that meeting. Correct?Copy !req
661. Yes.Copy !req
662. No further questions,
Your Honor.Copy !req
663. When the accident occurred, you were
on your way to the Medallion auction.Copy !req
664. When and where was this auction
to take place?Copy !req
665. 9:00 a.m., City Hall.Copy !req
666. According to the police report,Copy !req
667. the accident occurred
at 8:53 a.m.Copy !req
668. That means you only had seven minutes
to get downtown in rush hour traffic.Copy !req
669. Objection. Irrelevant.Copy !req
670. I believe when I made
the same objection,Copy !req
671. you told his Honor
it was highly relevant.Copy !req
672. Overruled.Copy !req
673. You were running late.Copy !req
674. Only the stakes for you
were much higher, weren't they?Copy !req
675. These things
never start on time.Copy !req
676. Then, why was the first Medallion
sold at 9:03 a.m.?Copy !req
677. You were scared your chance
at a Medallion was going up in smoke,Copy !req
678. and you ran a red.Copy !req
679. Then, you used the accident
to paint me and Ray BenghaziCopy !req
680. as a couple of scapegoats.Copy !req
681. You can't prove that.Copy !req
682. What color was the light?Copy !req
683. I take the Fifth.Copy !req
684. You can't take the Fifth,
Mr. Santana.Copy !req
685. This isn't a criminal case.Copy !req
686. What color was the light?Copy !req
687. He cut me off.Copy !req
688. You claim to love
our legal system so much,Copy !req
689. answer the question.Copy !req
690. What color was the light?Copy !req
691. What color was the light?Copy !req
692. - Your Honor?
- Answer the question, Mr. Santana.Copy !req
693. It just meant so much to me.Copy !req
694. Your Honor?
Can I sidebar with opposing counsel?Copy !req
695. We can roll the dice with the jury,
but I'd rather settle.Copy !req
696. - How much would I have to pay?
- Nothing.Copy !req
697. You take responsibility
for the accident,Copy !req
698. and your insurance company
makes Ray whole.Copy !req
699. In return,
I waive my right to collect legal fees.Copy !req
700. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
701. Don't say anything.Copy !req
702. I've got a reputation
to maintain.Copy !req
703. That goes for you, too, Judge.Copy !req
704. Damn it, Trevor.
I left you, like, five messages.Copy !req
705. Good to know your boy's flaky
with everyone. I was taking it personal.Copy !req
706. What do you want?Copy !req
707. Well, Trevor owes us $50,000.
He's never paid,Copy !req
708. so you're going to bail him out.Copy !req
709. Listen, I don't have that kind of money.
Okay? I can't.Copy !req
710. Well, if you're not down here
in an hour with it,Copy !req
711. we're going to take it out
on Trevor.Copy !req
712. Tell him where the money is.Copy !req
713. Whatever you do, don't show up.Copy !req
714. Trevor.Copy !req
715. You have one hour.Copy !req
716. Hello? Hello.Copy !req
717. What do you think you're doing,
leaving in the middle of a trial?Copy !req
718. I've got some things
to take care of.Copy !req
719. You mean someone
to take care of.Copy !req
720. You never cut Trevor off,
did you?Copy !req
721. No, I didn't. My friend's in trouble,
and I'm going to help him.Copy !req
722. You know what?
This is what addicts do.Copy !req
723. The second they start making progress,
they screw up.Copy !req
724. Because deep down, they think it's
only a matter of time until they fail.Copy !req
725. They'd rather fall from
the third floor than the penthouse.Copy !req
726. Nothing you say can stop me.Copy !req
727. Then tell me
what the hell is going on.Copy !req
728. He's clean. No wires.Copy !req
729. You sure?Copy !req
730. Yeah, I'm sure.Copy !req
731. Remember what happened
with the guy.Copy !req
732. He was 300 pounds.Copy !req
733. Now who did you say
you were again?Copy !req
734. Trevor's lawyer.Copy !req
735. Trevor didn't
mention a lawyer.Copy !req
736. He doesn't know he hired me.Copy !req
737. Come on.Copy !req
738. Open the briefcase.Copy !req
739. Where's the goddamn money?Copy !req
740. That photo is a screen-shot
taken from my firm's security video.Copy !req
741. We know what you look like.Copy !req
742. And if Mike Ross doesn't
hear from me in the next five minutes,Copy !req
743. he's calling the police.
(LAUGHS)Copy !req
744. No, man. You're not coming
in here and threatening us.Copy !req
745. You're looking at kidnapping,
extortion, and drug dealing.Copy !req
746. And the District Attorney happens
to be number three on my speed dial.Copy !req
747. Well, if we're looking at all that time,
you might as well add murder.Copy !req
748. I've got a better idea.Copy !req
749. Retainer agreement.Copy !req
750. If you sign right here,
you'll become one of my clients.Copy !req
751. And I won't be able to testify
against you even if I wanted to.Copy !req
752. What about the money?Copy !req
753. This envelope contains $10,000.Copy !req
754. Consider it a down payment
on Trevor's debt.Copy !req
755. Only here's the thing.Copy !req
756. I don't do pro bono work.Copy !req
757. And my retainer agreement
requires a down payment of $10,000.Copy !req
758. Now, as your attorney,
my job is to give you advice.Copy !req
759. So, here's the deal.Copy !req
760. Sign the agreement.Copy !req
761. I thought I said not to come.Copy !req
762. Remember that forty bucks
from the fifth grade you owe me?Copy !req
763. If you were dead,
how would I collect?Copy !req
764. Oh, man.Copy !req
765. I'm sorry. I just put you in trouble
just by hanging out with you.Copy !req
766. So, why did you do it?Copy !req
767. Because I'm a dick.Copy !req
768. I bet you didn't think
you'd have to save my assCopy !req
769. so soon after bailing me out.Copy !req
770. I wasn't the one who saved you.Copy !req
771. Yeah. Wow. As a friend,
that guy puts me to shame.Copy !req
772. Harvey's not my friend.
Trust me.Copy !req
773. Well, he didn't put his ass
on the line because of me.Copy !req
774. Listen, I pled you down to a
misdemeanor, drunk and disorderly,Copy !req
775. and I paid the fine.Copy !req
776. I think it might be a good idea
if you got out of town for a while.Copy !req
777. Montana.Copy !req
778. You said you wanted
a clean slate.Copy !req
779. I figured 20 hours on a bus
ought to do the trick.Copy !req
780. Oh, yeah.
It will do me good.Copy !req
781. Wait.
(BOTH GRUNTING)Copy !req
782. When I get back, you know who
the first person I'm going to call is.Copy !req
783. Yeah. The one person
you know who'll answer it.Copy !req
784. - For you.
- What's this?Copy !req
785. I'm very happy
you took Ray on pro bono.Copy !req
786. You, on the other hand,
can afford our services.Copy !req
787. You want me to pay me
to represent me?Copy !req
788. Mmm-hmm.
Ten hours at a $1,000 an hour.Copy !req
789. Yeah, I'll let you do the math.Copy !req
790. You can't be serious.Copy !req
791. I'll tell you
what I am serious about.Copy !req
792. I hear you're finally
mentoring the kid.Copy !req
793. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
794. Really? Because I understand that
you dropped the puppy analogy on him.Copy !req
795. Which is exactly
what I used on you.Copy !req
796. It may have slipped out
by accident.Copy !req
797. On accident, on purpose...Copy !req
798. The really important thing
is that I'm taller than you.Copy !req
799. Yeah.Copy !req
800. Yep.
You look much thinner in that.Copy !req
801. You planted that story.
Be man enough to own it.Copy !req
802. I don't traffic in the tabloids,
Harvey.Copy !req
803. But I can see how whoever
planted this might find it amusing.Copy !req
804. The great Harvey Specter
bullying a humble cab driver?Copy !req
805. I mean,
it's a no-win situation, really.Copy !req
806. Well, maybe you didn't hear.Copy !req
807. I won the no-win situation.Copy !req
808. Did it ever occur to you
that if you hadn't done that to me,Copy !req
809. I actually
would have owed you one?Copy !req
810. Maybe if you didn't humiliate me
in front of the associates.Copy !req
811. Louis, for an average attorney,Copy !req
812. a $100 million is a career case.Copy !req
813. If I'm mocking you,
it means I think you're above average.Copy !req
814. But stress balls?Copy !req
815. You're making it too easy.Copy !req
816. You put Trevor
on the bus to the boondocks?Copy !req
817. Yeah.
Can I ask you a question?Copy !req
818. After all this,
you really think I'm still buyingCopy !req
819. the Mr. I-Don't-Give-a-Crap thing?Copy !req
820. Joy sent a little token
of her appreciation.Copy !req
821. She got your hair just right.Copy !req
822. Did she ever
make one of these for you?Copy !req
823. Not that you'll ever see.Copy !req