Strangers with Candy 3x9

Directed by Peter Lauer

Deborah Rush as Sara Blank • Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Maria Christina Thayer as Tammi Littlenut • Dolores Duffy as Iris Puffybush • Ross Bickell as Mr. Tidbits

A new student comes to Flatpoint High, who turns out to be a bully who everyone is afraid of. When Jerri stops a fight with the bully and her friend Tammy, the bully schedules a fight for after school. Everyone keeps telling Jerri that she shouldn't fight and find peace, but Jerri feels she should live by the street code and fight. Geoffry gets a bully of his own when a homosexual hater substitute confronts him.

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1. POL POT—

2. BENEVOLENT LEADER OF THE CAMBODIAN PEOPLE...

3. OR WAS HE?

4. THERE'S SOME WHO SAY THAT

5. "POL POT WAS NOTHING BUT A BULLY-

6. A MINDLESS KILLING MACHINE."

7. BUT THAT BEGS THE QUESTION:

8. IS THE BULLY AT FAULT,

9. OR THE PEOPLE WHO ALLOW THEMSELVES TO BE BULLIED?

10. NOW, CASE IN POINT:

11. CHARLES MANSON.

12. ECCENTRIC FOLK SINGER FROM THE 60s...

13. OR WAS HE?

14. MY TAKE ON MANSON'S A LITTLE DARKER.

15. WHO ARE YOU,

16. AND WHY ARE YOU INTERRUPTING MY CLASS?

17. I'M EDIE HARLEY.

18. I'M A TRANSFER STUDENT.

19. WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT,

20. PREFERABLY SOMEWHERE IN THE BACK.

21. NOW, FOR SOME REASON

22. MANSON HAS ALWAYS GOTTEN A FREE RIDE FROM THE PRESS...

23. ( knock, knock )

24. BUT THIS MY SEAT.

25. NOT ANYMORE.

26. HO-DE-DO, THERE, MISSY.

27. YOU'RE NEW HERE,

28. SO LEMME LAY IT DOWN FOR YA'.

29. I RUN A PRETTY TIGHT SHIP AROUND HERE,

30. THAT'S WHY THE STUDENTS CALL ME... "THE HAMMER".

31. HA, HA. WE DON'T CALL YOU THAT.

32. SHUT UP.

33. NOW, I HAVE A VERY STRICT SEATING POLICY.

34. THIS IS ORLANDO'S SEAT.

35. SO WHY DON'T YOU MOVE YOUR AMPLE FRAME

36. TO AN OPEN SEAT?

37. I'LL TAKE THIS ONE.

38. THAT'S MINE.

39. YOU SAID, "FIND AN OPEN SEAT,"

40. SO I DID.

41. I FOUND THIS ONE.

42. OKIE-DOKE!

43. HELLO! I'M JERRI BLANK.

44. 32 YEARS AGO I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL

45. AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME.

46. OH, I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS...

47. DID A LOT OF TIME.

48. I WAS A BOOZER...

49. A USER...

50. AND A LOSER.

51. I STOLE THE T.V.--

52. DID SOME MORE TIME.

53. BUT NOW I'M BACK IN SCHOOL!

54. AND THOUGH THE FACES MAY HAVE CHANGED

55. THE HASSLES ARE JUST THE SAME.

56. Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL

57. OH, I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS UNOCCUPIED.

58. ( laughs uneasily )

59. JUST FOR YOUR F.Y.I INFORMATION,

60. THERE'S A LATCH...

61. WELL, I'LL LET YOU ALONE NOW.

62. MAYBE YOU WANNA PULL THOSE UP.

63. ARE YOU TRYING TO EMBARRASS ME?

64. NO!

65. I THINK YOU ARE-

66. AND THAT AGITATES ME—

67. AND THEN I REACT IN VIOLENCE.

68. ( bang )

69. CAN'T WE TALK THIS OVER?

70. SURE, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH MY FIST?

71. NUMBER ONE...

72. GET YOUR CHUBBY CHIMP CLAWS

73. OFF OF THE COPPER TOP.

74. YOU JUST MADE A BIG MISTAKE.

75. OH, DID I.

76. HMM.

77. IT'S GO TIME, FATTIE.

78. HUH?

79. GO ON... MAKE YOUR MOVE.

80. WHAT?

81. NO SCREWS AROUND TO HEAR YOUR SCREAMS.

82. HUH, PUNK? HUH? HUH?

83. COME ON.

84. COME ON, COME ON.

85. ( wrestling commotion )

86. MR. JELLINECK!

87. LADIES.

88. YOU'RE LUCKY "JOHNNY LAW'S" HERE TO STOP THE FIGHT.

89. FIGHT?

90. THERE'S A FIGHT?

91. LISTEN, GIRLS—

92. VIOLENCE NEVER SOLVES ANYTHING

93. EXCEPT CONFLICT.

94. I KNOW- I'M A PACIFIST.

95. I PASS...

96. A FIST, GET IT?

97. ( cackles )

98. OKAY, GET TO CLASS, NOW.

99. WE'LL SETTLE THIS AFTER SCHOOL.

100. YEAH, YOU BET.

101. ( bang )

102. I GUESS SHE GOT THE MESSAGE.

103. OKAY, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME NOW, I HAVE TO, UH...

104. MAIL A PACKAGE.

105. THANKS FOR STICKIN' UP FOR ME, JERRI.

106. SURE THING, NUTTAGE, I GOTTA MIND MY BITCHES.

107. NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GONNA GO, UH...

108. SPLASH SOME WATER ON MY FEAR.

109. ( breathing heavily )

110. LOOK, JERRI, I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD FIGHT AFTER SCHOOL.

111. LISTEN TO YOUR FRIEND, JERRI-

112. THAT'S SOUND WISDOM.

113. IT'S TOO LATE.

114. I'VE BEEN CALLED OUT.

115. I GOTTA FOLLOW THE CODE OF THE STREET.

116. ( crack )

117. AHHH!

118. LISTEN UP!

119. THE CONCRETE DONKEY IS BACK FROM THE CLEANERS

120. WHERE THEY MANAGED TO SCRUB THE LATEST FECAL

121. DEFILING OFF THE BELOVED MULE.

122. IF A STUDENT, SO MUCH AS

123. TOUCHES THE HONORABLE JACKASS,

124. I WILL GIVE THEM A MASSIVE DOSE OF SUSPENSION.

125. ALSO, MR. NOBLET IS ON SUDDEN SICK LEAVE,

126. ALTHOUGH HE SEEMED PRETTY HEALTHY RUNNING OUT OF THE SCHOOL.

127. IN ANY EVENT, HE PREVIOUSLY FORESAW

128. THIS UNFORESEEN EVENTUALITY BY PREPARING A TAPE,

129. WHICH YOU WILL LISTEN TO UNTIL YOUR SUBSTITUTE ARRIVES.

130. ( Noblet on tape ) All right people, let's get started.

131. Today's lesson will be on the Minoan Civilization of Crete.

132. Turn your textbooks to page...

133. PSST! TAMMI. Jerri, what's that?

134. NOTHING.

135. Bring it up here.

136. C'mon, let's have it!

137. Just because I'm not here

138. Doesn't mean there are no rules to—

139. ( fast forwarding )

140. Nice try, Jerri.

141. Now put the note on the desk and go back to your seat.

142. FAT ASS.

143. All right, now if there are no more interruptions,

144. I'd like you all to turn to page 42.

145. There we will see a scantily-clad Cretian boy—

146. HI, I'M MR. TIDBITS.

147. I'LL BE FILLING IN FOR MR...

148. NOBLAY.

149. TODAY WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LEARNING ABOUT ANCIENT GREECE.

150. NOW, DOES THE FACT THAT THE ATHENIANS

151. IN THE 5th CENTURY B.C. CONDONED MAN-ON-BOY LOVE

152. DIMINISH THE OLYMPIAN HEIGHTS

153. THAT THIS CIVILIZATION ACHIEVED?

154. YES. SO, THERE IS NO REASON TO STUDY THE GREEKS.

155. OKAY, NOW, THE TURKS.

156. YOU'D THINK YOU'D BE ON SAFE GROUND

157. WITH THESE MAD MUSLIM BASTARDS,

158. BUT GO IN ANY BATHHOUSE, AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING,

159. YOU BETTER KICK THE SOAP TOWARDS THE WALL...

160. JERRI.

161. YOU HAVE TO CALL OFF THIS FIGHT.

162. OH TAMMILA, YOU'RE SO NAIVE.

163. YOU MESS WITH THE SKUNK, YOU GET THE STINK.

164. BESIDES, SHE'S GOT IT COMING,

165. FOR PICKIN' ON SUCH A GENTLE

166. HARMLESS CREATURE, OH.

167. HEY, AFTER THIS, YOU WANNA HEAD OVER TO THE ZOO

168. AND THROW ROCKS AT THE PANDAS?

169. IT REALLY TORTURES 'EM.

170. THEY JUST HAD BABIES.

171. SHH, YOURSELF.

172. AND SINCE THE ETRUSCANS WERE A BUNCH OF FAIRIES

173. WE WON'T BOTHER WITH THEM.

174. FAIRIES.

175. OKAY THAT COVERS EVERYTHING IN THE LESSON PLAN,

176. SO, LET'S HEAD OUT EARLY.

177. I JUST WANNA REMIND YOU,

178. AFTER SCHOOL, WE FIGHT.

179. OH YEAH, I'M SHAKIN'.

180. ( crashing )

181. OH YEAH, RIGHT!

182. THERE'S A LOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

183. DON'T TOUCH!

184. DON'T TOUCH!

185. ( piano playing )

186. WELL, TIDBITS, I JUST WANTED TO INFORMALLY GIVE YOU

187. A FORMAL WELCOME TO MY SCHOOL.

188. THANK YOU, I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE.

189. HEY YOU FELLOW, ACADEMIACS.

190. GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS... ( cackles gleefully )

191. BETTER RUN—

192. JELLINECK'S ON THE PROWL.

193. UH OH!

194. NEW GUY! ( cackles )

195. I'M GEOFFREY JELLINECK.

196. DON'T LET THE BOY'S LOOKS FOOL YOU,

197. I AM A TEACHER.

198. TOMORROW'S POT LUCK FRIDAY.

199. HERE'S HOW IT WORKS:

200. EACH OF US SIGN UP TODAY FOR THE FOOD

201. WE'LL BE BRINGING— TOMORROW.

202. STILL NEED A CREAMY VEGETABLE, OR A LEAFY DESSERT.

203. WHAT SHOULD I JOT YOU DOWN FOR?

204. ARE YOU A FAGGOT?

205. ( piano and people halt )

206. I'M SORRY. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

207. YOU SEEM WOMANLY TO ME,

208. WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE YOU'RE A FAGGOT.

209. WELL?

210. ( all teachers giggling )

211. GOOD NATURED, RIBBING BY THE NEW GUY,

212. I LOVE IT! HILARIOUS!

213. THIS IS NO JOKE. I HATE QUEERS.

214. ( wheezing and cackling )

215. HE'S TOPPED HIMSELF.

216. GOOD ONE!

217. I LOVE IT WHEN MY TEACHERS SPAR.

218. HIGH JINKS!

219. FUNNY STUFF, TIDBITS. ( patting back )

220. HEY! LISTEN—

221. I THINK WE GOT OFF TO A PRETTY BAD START IN THERE.

222. IT'S PROBABLY MY FAULT.

223. TELL YOU WHAT, WHY DON'T WE HEAD OVER TO MY CLASS

224. I HAVE A BLOW TORCH, WE'LL FIRE UP SOME CREME BRULEES,

225. HAVE A LITTLE RAP SESSION,

226. WORK OUT THIS WHOLE MISUNDERSTANDING.

227. ( uneasy giggle )

228. LISTEN SKIRT, I'M NOT INTO THAT SCENE.

229. I FIND YOUR LIFESTYLE OFFENSIVE.

230. IT HAS NO PLACE IN A HOUSE OF LEARNING.

231. SO, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES.

232. ONE, DO THE RIGHT THING, AND RESIGN, TODAY,

233. OR PROVE TO ME YOU'RE A MAN BY FIGHTING ME.

234. I APPRECIATE YOUR OPINION

235. BUT I WON'T BE DOING EITHER.

236. I LOVE MY JOB HERE,

237. AND I'M A PRACTICING PACIFIST.

238. I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU AFTER SCHOOL

239. TO HEAR YOUR DECISION.

240. ( door opening )

241. TODAY, AS YOU CAN SEE,

242. WE'RE HAVING CLASS IN THE GYM.

243. IT'S IMPORTANT TO KEEP A TRIM FIGURE THROUGH EXERCISE,

244. STARVING YOURSELF,

245. AND LATER, PLASTIC SURGERY.

246. OKAY!

247. WHY DON'T YOU ALL, UH, WANDER AROUND

248. WITHOUT ANY SUPERVISION

249. AND UH, ACQUAINT YOURSELF

250. WITH SOME OF THIS DANGEROUS EQUIPMENT.

251. HEY BLANK—

252. I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THE SOUND OF YOUR SKULL

253. BANGIN' AGAINST MY KNUCKLES.

254. ( bang )

255. ( thump, thump, thump )

256. LOOK JERRI, I KNOW YOU'VE GOT THIS CODE,

257. BUT EDIE'S GONNA KILL YOU. ( bang )

258. IF YOU CAN'T BACK OUT, AT LEAST TALK TO PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN.

259. HE'LL STOP THE FIGHT, AND YOU WON'T HURT YOUR REP.

260. SQUEAL TO THE FUZZ!

261. LOOK, MY PIMP SLAP MIGHT BE A LITTLE RUSTY,

262. BUT IT'S NOTHIN' A FEW HOURS IN THE WEIGHT ROOM WON'T FIX.

263. AH! I FEEL A MUSCLE THROBBING.

264. I THINK THAT'S A BLOOD CLOT, JERRI.

265. AH, THE OL' BENCH PRESS.

266. MY OLD COMPADRE FROM THE PRISON YARD.

267. MMM! LONGEE TIME NO SEEUM.

268. HEY NUTTAGE, THROW ME A SPOT.

269. ALL RIGHT!

270. TOSS A FEW MORE PLATES ON THIS BAD BOY.

271. YOU SURE THAT'S NOT TOO MUCH, JERRI?

272. TOO MUCH?

273. BACK IN THE PEN, I USED TO BE IN THIS LITTLE THING

274. CALLED "THE HEAVY METAL CLUB".

275. WE HAD COMPETITIONS FOR JUNGLE JUICE AND CIGARETTES.

276. WHITE SUPREMACISTS vs. THE RACISTS.

277. I LIFTED FOR BOTH TEAMS.

278. NOW, WHAT YOU WANNA DO WHEN YOU'RE PUMPIN' IRON

279. IS GET YOUR TRACHEA RIGHT UP UNDERNEATH THE METAL BAR.

280. ( straining ) AND LET ER' FLY.

281. ( clunk )

282. ( choking and gasping )

283. ( strangling ) LITTLE HELP.

284. L-LITTLE HELP.

285. AH, AA! AHH! AH, OH.

286. WELL NURSE, I GUESS YOU'LL BE SENDIN' ME HOME.

287. OH JERRI, IF I SENT HOME EVERY STUDENT

288. THAT HAD A SHATTERED TRACHEA AND A FEW FRACTURED VERTEBRAE,

289. THEN THE CLASSROOMS WOULD BE FILLED

290. WITH NOTHING BUT HEALTHY KIDS.

291. NO, BUT I'M SICK! I WANNA GO HOME!

292. JERRI, WHEN INJURED STUDENTS LEAVE SCHOOL,

293. THOSE INJURIES TURN INTO LAWSUITS,

294. AND A LAWSUIT CAN'T BENEFIT ANYBODY

295. EXCEPT THE PEOPLE WHO'VE BEEN INJURED.

296. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

297. OKAY. ( smack )

298. SHOULD SHE TAKE ANY SPECIAL PRECAUTIONS?

299. I WOULD TRY TO AVOID ANY TYPE OF VICIOUS HAMMER BLOWS

300. OWW! TO THE SKULL.

301. OKAY, SO I WILL SEND YOUR BILL IN THE MAIL.

302. OH NO, I'M FEVERISH.

303. TAKE MY TEMPERATURE!

304. NO WAY OUT. NO WAY OUT.

305. WHAT AM I GONNA DO, TAMMILA?

306. YOU HAVE TO BACK DOWN, JERRI,

307. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE.

308. LISTEN, I'LL CATCH UP WITH YA' LATER.

309. I JUST NEED TO THINK.

310. ( unzip )

311. THE PRINCIPAL WILL BE WITH YOU IN A MOMENT.

312. ( cackling )

313. SO, SOCRATES WAS A HOMO?

314. I DIDN'T KNOW.

315. THAT'S FUNNY! ( cackles again )

316. I THINK WE JUST MIGHT BE ABLE

317. TO FIND A PERMANENT SPOT FOR YOU, TIDBITS.

318. I HAVE A FEELING YOU'RE GONNA BE AROUND HERE

319. FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.

320. JELLINECK, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

321. MAYBE HE'S HERE TO SAY, "GOODBYE."

322. WELL ACTUALLY, I WAS HOPING THAT WE COULD, UH,

323. HAVE A LITTLE TALK IN PRIVATE.

324. ANYTHING YOU CAN SAY IN PRIVATE,

325. YOU CAN SAY IN PUBLIC.

326. ALL RIGHT, GOOD.

327. WELL... I'M HAVING A BIT OF A—

328. MISUNDERSTANDING WITH, UH,

329. ONE OF THE TEACHERS HERE,

330. AND BEFORE IT ESCALATES,

331. I'D LIKE YOU TO MEDIATE A LITTLE JAM SESSION

332. SO WE CAN WORK OUT THIS CONFLICT.

333. I CAN'T STOP CONFLICT BETWEEN TEACHERS

334. ANYMORE THAN I CAN BETWEEN MY STUDENTS.

335. THIS MUST BE SETTLED THE WAY NATURE INTENDED,

336. WITH A VICIOUS, BLOODY FIGHT!

337. I'LL SEE YOU AFTER SCHOOL, HOMO.

338. AH HA HA, HE SAID IT AGAIN.

339. WHAT CLOWNERY!

340. ( Tidbits ) OH! SWEET JESUS!

341. MY MULE!

342. NOT AGAIN!

343. BLANK, YOU DEFILED MY MULE.

344. YOU DESECRATED THE HONORABLE JACKASS.

345. JERRI, HOW COULD YOU?

346. WHATEVER PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN HAS IN MIND FOR PUNISHMENT,

347. I SUPPORT HIM 100%

348. AND I DON'T CARE IF THAT MEANS LOCKING YOU UP

349. AND BEATING YOU SENSELESS.

350. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND, PRINCIPAL?

351. SUSPENSION.

352. SHE CAN SPEND THE REST OF THE YEAR AT HOME WITH YOU.

353. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO MERCY...

354. DON'T LISTEN TO HER, KICK ME OUT OF SCHOOL.

355. BLANK, WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?

356. ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I DID TRY TO GET SUSPENDED,

357. BUT THAT'S BECAUSE THE NEW GIRL'S GONNA

358. BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME AFTER SCHOOL.

359. TAKE A LOOK AT MY MULE-

360. CLEARLY THERE'S NOTHING LEFT IN YOU TO BEAT OUT.

361. I'LL TELL YOU THIS MUCH, BLANK,

362. SINCE YOUR SCHEME WAS TO GET SUSPENDED,

363. YOUR PUNISHMENT IS TO STAY IN SCHOOL.

364. WHAT!

365. I AGREE, PRINCIPAL, THE BEST PUNISHMENT

366. IS TO MAKE HER STAY AT NOT MY HOME.

367. AND WHAT ABOUT THE NEW GIRL?

368. YOU DESERVE EVERY SKULL THUMPING BLOW

369. THAT NEANDERTHETTE CAN DELIVER.

370. GET OUT!

371. UGGGHHH! UGH!

372. WELL, MRS. BLANK, I CAN SEE WE'RE BOTH PRETTY WOUND UP.

373. PERHAPS YOU AND I SHOULD HEAD OVER TO THE BOYS' LOCKER ROOM

374. AND HAVE OURSELVES A SHOWER.

375. I CONSIDER THAT HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE.

376. ME TOO.

377. THAT'S THE SIMPLE BEAUTY OF IT.

378. SO WHAT DO YA' SAY? I DON'T THINK SO.

379. PERHAPS NEXT TIME. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

380. MAYBE YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND.

381. I CAN ASSURE YOU, I WON'T.

382. THAT'S AS GOOD AS A YES.

383. ( knock, knock, knock )

384. ( squirrel squealing )

385. ( chomp )

386. ( squirt )

387. AH, HA HA, SQUIRREL.

388. ( bell ringing and clock gonging )

389. SEE YOU OUT THERE, JERRI.

390. DON'T BE AFRAID TO DRAW BLOOD, EARLY AND OFTEN.

391. HEY, JERRI!

392. SO I HEARD ABOUT YOUR LITTLE TROUBLE AFTER SCHOOL.

393. I HEARD ABOUT YOURS.

394. SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

395. I'VE BEEN CALLED OUT.

396. I'M GONNA HAVE TO SHOW UP AND FIGHT.

397. YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SHOW UP,

398. BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT.

399. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

400. IT'S CALLED "PACIFISM", JERRI,

401. AND I FIGHT MY BATTLES...

402. BY NOT FIGHTING.

403. WELL, ISN'T THAT KIND OF, UH,

404. YOU KNOW, COWARDLY.

405. SURE, SOME HAVE CALLED ME A "COWARD",

406. BUT OTHERS HAVE CALLED ME A "PUSSY".

407. UNDERSTAND?

408. NOT REALLY.

409. TALK TO YOUR BULLY, JERRI.

410. UNDERSTAND HER.

411. SHOW HER YOUR WEAKNESS UNTIL SHE BECOMES WEAK HERSELF.

412. SO, IF EDIE AND I HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING,

413. SHE'LL BECOME WEAK.

414. YES.

415. HEY! I GOT SOMETHIN' FOR YOU.

416. ( excitingly squirming ) ( opens drawer )

417.

418. OHHH.

419. IT'S YOUR GREATEST WEAPON.

420. NOW LET'S GO KICK SOME PEACE!

421. IT'S JERRI!

422. ( students clamoring )

423. JERRI! EDIE, EDIE, EDIE COME ON, JERRI.

424. ( footsteps )

425. WELL PRINCESS, I GUESS IT'S TIME TO RUMBLE.

426. BEFORE WE GET STARTED, I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.

427. NOTHING YOU DO OR SAY

428. WILL CAUSE ME TO REACT,

429. OR PROTECT MYSELF IN ANY WAY.

430. ( students cheering ) COME ON! WOO!

431. ( pow )

432. ( biff )

433. ( bam )

434. ( pow ) ( splat )

435. ( bam ) ( spurt )

436. MY GOD. DEFEND YOURSELF.

437. ( pow )

438. ( bam )

439. ( students roaring )

440. WOO! YEAH! COME ON!

441. AH! ( biff )

442. ( screaming ) HOLD IT!

443. ( pow, punch, zowie ) HOLD IT!

444. I GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAY!

445. EDIE, I WON'T FIGHT YOU

446. BECAUSE... I KNOW YOU.

447. I UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE UNLOVED.

448. BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHIN', EDIE,

449. MAYBE MY LIFE WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT

450. IF I HAD SOMEONE TO LOVE ME.

451. SO GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD,

452. BLAST AWAY WITH YOUR FISTS-S-S,

453. I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT—

454. I LOVE YOU.

455. WHAT?

456. I LOVE YOU.

457. ( squirming in fear )

458. YOU LOVE ME.

459. AH! AAH!

460. ( students ) OH MY GOD! AWW!

461. ( pow ) ( splat )

462. LOOK, I'M TIRED.

463. WHY DON'T WE JUST CALL THIS A VICIOUS BEATING

464. AND LEAVE IT AT THAT?

465. ONLY IF YOU'RE WILLING TO ADMIT

466. THE FACE IS MIGHTIER THAN THE FIST.

467. OKAY, YOU...

468. WIN?

469. ( in agony ) OHHHH!

470. HEY MARY, MY HANDS ARE KINDA SWOLLEN.

471. I DON'T THINK I CAN DRIVE.

472. THINK YOU COULD GIVE ME A LIFT HOME?

473. SURE! WHY DON'T I GO GET THE CAR...

474. AND... ( muttering )

475. ( students clamoring )

476. COME ON, JERRI. TAKE HER DOWN.

477. ( students booing )

478. ( crowd hushes ) AWW! FINISH THIS SHIT OFF!

479. YEAH AHHH!

480. ( students cheering ) ( bang, bang, bang )

481. YAAAHHHH!

482. ( bam )

483. ( biff )

484. ( police sirens )

485. JERRI, IT'S THE COPS!

486. WHAT? AH! OH, I HATE COPS.

487. MR. JELLINECK, CAN I GET A RIDE WITH YOU?

488. I SORTA GOTTA GET OUT OF TOWN FOR A WHILE.

489. SURE JERRI, HOP IN.

490. BOY, YOU SURE TOOK A BEATING.

491. YEAH.

492. YOU KNOW, MAYBE I WAS WRONG ABOUT THIS PACIFISM THING.

493. ARE YOU INSANE?

494. PACIFISM WORKS LIKE A CHARM,

495. AS LONG AS YA' BUTTON IT.

496. ( cackles )

497. PEACE.

498. ( car peeling out )

499. ( clunk, clunk )

500. OH! ( cackles )

501. MAN DOWN.

502. IRIS, YOU SHOULD SEE THIS.

503. DAMN, THOSE TWO ARE FUNNY.

504. ALL RIGHT, IRIS, SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.

505. ( boom ) OH!

506. OH, OH!

507. OH, OW!

508. I GUESS WHAT I LEARNED THIS WEEK IS THAT VIOLENCE

509. REALLY ISN'T THE ONLY WAY TO RESOLVE A CONFLICT...

510. BUT IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IT!

511. RIGHT, MR. J?

512. THAT'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, JERRI.

513. HEY-I THINK MY BRAIN IS STARTING TO HEMORRHAGE.

514. THAT'S HILARIOUS.

515. ( heavy metal playing )