Strangers with Candy 3x8

Directed by Peter Lauer

Deborah Rush as Sara Blank • Larc Spies as Derrick Blank • Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Maria Christina Thayer as Tammi Littlenut • Nicole Dalton as Judy Fabjance

Jerri is asked out at a school wrestling game, but the boy later takes back his offer because other boys are saying mean sexual things to Jerri and she does nothing about it. So Tamela tells her she was a victim of sexual harassment and she needs to stick up for herself. Jerri later starts liking another guy, but is afraid it will end soon because of the other guys harassing her.

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1. OH, WHOA, LOOK AT THIS.

2. LADIES, SHAKE IT UP!

3. ( whistling )

4. YOU LOOK TIRED, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A NAP ON MY FACE?

5. TITTIE SHOW!

6. WOO-HOO!

7. THOSE GUYS ARE DISGUSTING.

8. THEY MAKE ME SICK.

9. THEY'RE BEASTS.

10. I'LL CHECK YOU OUT LATER, GIRLS.

11. I'D LIKE TO TENDERIZE THAT MEAT.

12. DAMN, THAT LOOKS NICE.

13. HEY BABY, HOW'S YOUR 'GINEY.

14. YOU'RE SO DIRTY.

15. OH, YES WE ARE.

16. WHOA! OOOHHH! YEAH!

17. ( all clamoring )

18. HELLO! I'M JERRI BLANK.

19. 32 YEARS AGO, I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL

20. AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME.

21. OH, I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS...

22. DID A LOT OF TIME.

23. I WAS A BOOZER...

24. A USER...

25. AND A LOSER.

26. I STOLE THE T.V.--

27. DID SOME MORE TIME.

28. BUT NOW I'M BACK IN SCHOOL!

29. AND THOUGH THE FACES MAY HAVE CHANGED...

30. THE HASSLES ARE JUST THE SAME.

31. ( Blackman on P.A. ) OUR NEXT MATCH, IS IN THE 126-POUND WEIGHT CLASS.

32. FROM FLATPOINT, DERRICK BLANK.

33. ( crowd cheering )

34. ( fanfare )

35. AND THE YOUNG GIRL HE'LL BE WRESTLING, TRUDY.

36. ( crowd booing )

37. ( whistle blowing )

38. OH, AND IT'S ANOTHER TAKE DOWN.

39. BLANK TAKES HER DOWN AGAIN.

40. TWO POINTS.

41. ( clunk )

42. OW, OW, OWWW!

43. OHHH!

44. HE'S GOING FOR THE PIN...

45. ONE, TWO, DERRICK BLANK WINS!

46. ( crowd roaring )

47. ( whining along with the bass ) ♪ YEEEAHH ♪

48. ( trying to scat )

49. ( high pitched ) ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪

50. ( cheering )

51. OH, THAT WAS WAY TOO MUCH.

52. OUT THERE!

53. YOU GIRLS ARE GONE!

54. JERRI, DON'T LOOK NOW.

55. IT'S THAT KID FROM STUDY HALL.

56. HE'S GOT A HUGE CRUSH ON YOU.

57. WHERE?

58. GOOD MATCH, HUH?

59. OH YEAH, IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE FOR HER TO WALK THAT ONE OFF.

60. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D LIKE TO GO

61. TO THE MALL AFTER SCHOOL, MAYBE?

62. AND GET A CHAR CHEDDAR CHILE FRY FROM CHEEZY POLISH OR SOMETHING.

63. OH, YOU FOUND MY WEAKNESS, FATTY SALTED FRIED THINGS.

64. HEY BLANK, IT'S WEIRD TO SEE YOU ON THIS SIDE OF THE BLEACHERS.

65. YOU'RE USUALLY UNDER THEM, ON TOP OF SOMEONE ELSE.

66. GOOD ONE, SKEET.

67. ME AND THE BOYS ARE GOING TO HANG OUT IN DRAKE'S BASEMENT.

68. WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU COME WITH AND, UH, DO STUFF TO US.

69. COUNT ME IN.

70. YOU KNOW, OH, ACTUALLY I BETTER TAKE A RAIN CHECK.

71. I'M GOING TO THE MALL TODAY.

72. WELL, IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. WE'LL BE THERE,

73. AND WE ARE INEXPERIENCED, ANGRY

74. AND HAVE NO RESPECT FOR WOMEN.

75. OKAY, DON'T BE STRANGERS.

76. SEE YA, SLUT BAG.

77. ANYWAY, MAYBE WHEN WE'RE AT THE MALL,

78. WE CAN SIT IN THE PHOTO BOOTH TOGETHER.

79. JERRI, I JUST REMEMBERED, I CAN'T GO TO THE MALL,

80. I GOTTA GO... WASH MY GRANDMOTHER.

81. JERRI!

82. YOU SHOULDN'T LET THOSE CREEPS TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT.

83. I THINK LARRY'S KINDA CUTE.

84. NO, I MEANT THOSE GUYS WITH ALL THE TRASH TALK.

85. OH, TAMMALA, IT'S JUST SOME HARMLESS DEGRADING RIBBING.

86. NO IT'S NOT, JERRI!

87. IT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT!

88. THOSE GUYS SCARED AWAY ANOTHER POTENTIALLY NICE BOYFRIEND.

89. ( p.a. ) LET'S GIVE OUR FLATPOINT WRESTLERS A BIG HAND.

90. ( applause & cheering )

91. THAT WAS STRATOSPHERIC.

92. LET'S ALL HIT THE SHOWERS, GIRLS.

93. THANKS, JAZZY.

94. GIRLS UH...

95. I HAVE JUST A FEW NOTES THAT I, UH...

96. OHHH, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

97. OHHH, THAT'S RIGHT,

98. I PUT YOU THERE.

99. ALL RIGHT.

100. I'M GOING, I'M GOING.

101. ( smack )

102. HA, HA, HA.

103. LOOK OUT! I ALMOST GOT YOU IN THE MUFFIN.

104. JERRI...

105. YOU CAN'T LET THOSE GUYS TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT ANYMORE,

106. IT'S WRONG.

107. YOU NEED TO TELL THEM TO STOP, AND THAT YOU DON'T LIKE IT.

108. SO I SHOULD PRETEND THAT I DON'T LIKE IT?

109. YOU DON'T LIKE IT!

110. OH YEAH, RIGHT.

111. I'LL SEE YOU ON THE BUS.

112. LATER, NUTTAGE.

113. MAYBE SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS WRONG.

114. AH! IN THE CRANBERRY. GHT

115. ( ♪ scatting badly ♪ )

116. STOP! TAKE FIVE.

117. SMOKE 'EM, IF YOU GOT 'EM, HMM.

118. JERRRIII!

119. YOU'RE COMIN' IN A LITTLE

120. TOO SOFT ON THAT TOP NOTE.

121. I WANT YOU TO ATTACK IT.

122. GET INTO A DRUNKEN BRAWL WITH THAT NOTE.

123. SMACK IT AROUND.

124. LEAVE A WELT.

125. MAKE THAT NOTE THINK TWICE ABOUT

126. THE NEXT TIME IT LOOKS AT ANOTHER MAN, HMM.

127. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,

128. I WANNA HIP YOU TO THIS NEW CAT'S

129. GOIN' BE JOININ' THE BAND.

130. HE GOES BY, MILES.

131. HE PLAYS THE COW BELL.

132. GIVE US A LITTLE TASTE.

133. ( clank )

134. ( clank )

135. ( clank )

136. ( clank )

137. OH, DID YOU HEAR THAT?

138. YOU CAN ALMOST MILK THAT COW.

139. SO FRESH!

140. WE BETTER HAVE YOU PASTEURIZED BEFORE YOU SPOIL.

141. ( bell ringing )

142. ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY,

143. REMEMBER OUR BIG JAZZ RECITAL, SATURDAY.

144. THAT'S IT FOR TODAY.

145. ( plop )

146. HELLO, I'M JERRI.

147. NAME'S MILES.

148. MMM...

149. OHHHHH...

150. YOU GOT ME THIS TIME.

151. YOU TOO FAST FOR ME!

152. I LIKE THE WAY YOU BANG YOUR BELL.

153. THANKS, I LIKE WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR MOUTH.

154. FIGHT IT.

155. SO, UH, MILES, I GUESS WE'LL BE SEEING A LOT OF EACH OTHER.

156. YEAH.

157. YOU HAVE A GREAT FEEL FOR JAZZ.

158. WHO ARE YOUR INFLUENCES?

159. OOH, LET'S SEE, "LEE HARVEY OSWALD", AHH,

160. OH, "TONY THE BIG TUNA ACARTO",

161. AND, UHH, "CHUCKLES MANSON".

162. YOU KNOW, THE GREATS.

163. WELL, I MEANT MUSICALLY.

164. WHO-WHO MOVES YOU?

165. I GUESS AFTER TODAY, I'D HAVE TO SAY... MILES.

166. HEY, YOU WANNA HANG OUT LATER?

167. UH, I DON'T HAVE TIME. I JUST WANTED TO—

168. ARE YOU LISTENING? I DON'T HAVE TIME.

169. AS MOST OF YOU ALREADY KNOW, I AM MR. NOBLET.

170. I WILL BE TAKING OVER FOR COACH WOLF'S HEALTH CLASS TODAY

171. WHILE SHE'S OUT WITH SOME SORT OF INTERNAL...

172. GIRLY PROBLEM.

173. OKAY.

174. TODAY WE WILL BE STUDYING PARTS OF THE...

175. VAGINA.

176. NOW, I'M A LITTLE BIT RUSTY IN THIS AREA,

177. SO WHY DON'T ONE OF YOU COME UP HERE AND DRAW IT ON THE BOARD?

178. SHANNON, ( snaps ) YOU'RE UP.

179. COME ON...

180. ( whispering ) PSST, TAMMI.

181. TAMMI.

182. TAMMI.

183. YOU CONVINCED ME TO BE FED UP WITH THOSE GUYS.

184. I WANT THEM TO STOP, BUT THEY WON'T,

185. AND I'M AFRAID IF MILES HEARS THEM, HE'LL LOSE INTEREST IN ME

186. BEFORE HE EVEN GETS A CHANCE TO LOSE INTEREST IN ME.

187. JERRI, YOU NEED TO TALK TO SOMEBODY HERE AT SCHOOL.

188. I'M SURE ALL THE TEACHERS ARE VERY SENSITIVE

189. TO THIS KIND OF ISSUE.

190. OH MY GOD, IS THAT WHAT YOURS LOOKS LIKE?

191. WELL, NOT REALLY.

192. I JUST SORT OF—

193. SORT OF WHAT? SIT DOWN!

194. ( shudderingly ) UGGGHHH!

195. SOMEBODY ELSE GIVE IT A SHOT.

196. WHO'S GOT A PRETTY ONE?

197. SUSIE, YOU LOOK CLEAN, COME ON UP HERE.

198. ( cackling )

199. ( Skeet ) WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE SPERM BLANK.

200. GUESS WHAT?

201. WE WROTE A LITTLE POETRY ABOUT YOU IN THE BOYS' JOHN.

202. I THINK YOU'LL ADMIRE

203. OUR RHYME SCHEME, AND IAMBIC SCANSION.

204. DID YA' ?

205. MILES!

206. OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

207. ( nervously ) TAMLA- MILES.

208. HEY, HI, JERRI.

209. WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

210. I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM.

211. UH, LISTEN, MILES,

212. I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU WANTED TO GO FOR A WALK,

213. YOU AND ME.

214. MAYBE SOMEWHERE FAR, FAR AWAY.

215. GET SOME FRESH AIR.

216. YEAH, WE COULD GO IN A SECOND, I REALLY HAVE TO GO.

217. YEAH, WELL 'BOUT THAT,

218. WELL MAYBE WE COULD GO FOR A WALK FIRST,

219. AND THEN YOU COULD GO.

220. MILES!

221. ( alarm whooping )

222. ( Jellineck ) AHHHH! AHHHHH!

223. I HAVE CHILDREN!

224. MAKE ROOM, GANGWAY!

225. MOVE YOUR MONKEY ASS!

226. SO THEY'VE BEEN BOTHERING ME EVERY DAY.

227. IT'S CALLED...

228. SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

229. SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

230. I WANT YOU TO STOP THEM.

231. LAW SUIT.

232. YOU GONNA SUE THE SCHOOL.

233. WELL, BRING IT ON.

234. I LOVE A GOOD FIGHT.

235. I DON'T WANNA SUE.

236. I JUST WANT THE THINGS THAT THEY'RE SAYING TO STOP.

237. THEY'VE BEEN SPREADING LIES ABOUT YOU?

238. NOT, EXACTLY.

239. BUT THEY WROTE NASTY STUFF IN THE BOY'S BATHROOM STALL.

240. LOOK BLANK,

241. I CAN'T SUPPRESS THE ARTISTIC IMPULSES OF MY STUDENTS.

242. HELL, I'VE WRITTEN A LOT OF THINGS MYSELF

243. I'M NOT SO PROUD OF, IN THAT EXACT STALL.

244. I WAS JUST SITTING THERE, WITH NOTHING TO DO.

245. I-I HAD A SHARPIE,

246. AND THINGS JUST STARTED TO FLOW.

247. I REALIZED I HAD QUITE A FLAIR FOR RHYMING.

248. WELL, CAN I PAINT OVER IT?

249. I CAN'T ALLOW YOU TO DO THAT BLANK,

250. IT WOULD INSULT MY CUSTODIAL STAFF.

251. IT WOULD SUGGEST THEY—

252. WEREN'T CAPABLE.

253. COULD THEY PAINT OVER IT?

254. THEY AREN'T CAPABLE. UCK!

255. WELL, ANOTHER PROBLEM SOLVED.

256. WE DIDN'T SOLVE ANYTHING.

257. YEAH SURE WE DID, YOU'RE LEAVING.

258. UGGHHH!

259. ( phone ringing )

260. OH BABY, I WAS HOPING IT WAS YOU.

261. OH, THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE TITILLATES ME.

262. BRING IT IN.

263. HERE'S YOUR MAIL, PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN.

264. YOU LOOK JUST AS FINE GOIN' OUT

265. AS YOU DO COMIN' IN.

266. ( bell ringing )

267. SO, YOU EXCITED ABOUT THE CONCERT TOMORROW NIGHT?

268. YEAH, I GUESS.

269. WHAT IS GOING ON, MILES?

270. I THOUGHT YOU REALLY LIKED ME.

271. I DO, JERRI.

272. I JUST GET THE FEELING YOU DON'T WANNA TALK TO ME.

273. YOU'RE ACTING SO WEIRD.

274. NO, I WANNA TALK TO YOU.

275. I'M NOT ACTING WEIRD.

276. ( stuttering ) GET OUT!

277. GO ON! GET OUT OF THIS HALLWAY.

278. GO— LEAVE ME ALONE!

279. HEY BLANK, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF OUR LITTLE SONNET?

280. I AM WARNING YOU, SKEET.

281. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, JERRI SKANK?

282. I WILL RE-WARN YOU UNTIL YOU CAN BE WARNED NO MORE.

283. WAIT'LL YOU SEE THE LITTLE CELEBRATION OF YOUR "SLUTITUDE"

284. THAT WE GOT PLANNED FOR YOU AT THE JAZZ RECITAL.

285. IT WILL BE A CLEAR INDICTMENT

286. OF OUR STUNTED EMOTIONAL DEVELOPMENT.

287. QUANDARY.

288. WHAT'S "QUANDARY" MEAN?

289. AAA!

290. EEE!

291. III—

292. OHH!

293. YOU!

294. MR. JELLINECK, CAN I PLEASE PUT ON A ROBE?

295. WHY DON'T WE JUST PUT A ROBE ON THE MONA LISA?

296. THERE IS A ROBE ON THE MONA LISA.

297. THAT'S MY POINT EXACTLY.

298. THAT'S HOW REMBRANDT RUINED IT.

299. OKAY, PEOPLE.

300. MAKE SURE AND FOLLOW THE CURVES OF THE BODY,

301. PAYING SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THOSE ADORABLE PERT YOUNG TEEN-AGE BREASTS.

302. ( male students ) WOO! YEAH!

303. HEY! LISTEN, GUYS! FOCUS ON YOUR DRAWINGS

304. OR I WILL HAVE YOU STAYING IN HERE ALL NIGHT

305. SKETCHING NAKED GIRLS.

306. AND I MEAN IT!

307. JERRI, WHY AREN'T YOU DRAWING?

308. COULD I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

309. OUT IN THE HALLWAY.

310. KEEP YOUR EYES ON THAT GIRL.

311. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, JERRI?

312. I'M BEING SEXUALLY HARASSED AND NO ONE CARES.

313. AT THIS SCHOOL?

314. THEY WROTE SOMETHING ON THE STALL IN THE BOYS' BATHROOM.

315. BOYS' BATHROOM.

316. I BETTER TAKE A LOOK.

317. I HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE WITH JERRI,

318. SO I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU HERE ALONE WITH THIS NAKED HIGH SCHOOL GIRL.

319. STRAVULA, STAY PERFECTLY STILL.

320. YOU KNOW SOMETHING.

321. I BETTER GRAB CHUCK NOBLET.

322. WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE

323. TO GO INTO THAT BOYS BATHROOM FOR A WHILE

324. JUST TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING'S...

325. YOU KNOW, ALL RIGHT.

326. NOW, THE JAPANESE AT NANGKING—

327. CHUCK, WOULD YOU COME WITH ME TO THE, UH...

328. BOYS' BATHROOM. RIGHT YOU ARE.

329. HOLD PERFECTLY STILL.

330. MR. NOBLET, COULD I PUT A ROBE ON?

331. NO!

332. ( toilet flushing )

333. WELL, WHAT'D YOU THINK?

334. THAT, IS THE MOST SEXUALLY DEGRADING EXPERIENCE

335. I HAVE EVER BEEN A PARTY TO.

336. AMEN.

337. ARE YOU GONNA BE ABLE TO STOP THE BOYS

338. WHO PUT THAT ON THE BATHROOM STALL?

339. OHHHH. OHHHH—

340. RIGHT. THE STALL.

341. WE DIDN'T GET A CHANCE— CHANCE TO TAKE A LOOK.

342. WHY DON'T WE GO BACK IN THERE?

343. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

344. JERRI, THIS MIGHT TAKE AWHILE.

345. YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA HANG OUT.

346. YEAH, WE GOTTA CLOSELY SCRUTINIZE THAT UM...

347. STALL. RIGHT, YEAH.

348. BOYS.

349. MOTHER, I'M THINKING ABOUT LEAVING SCHOOL.

350. OH, DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL BE LEAVING HOME TOO?

351. NO, I'LL PROBABLY BE SPENDING MORE TIME HERE.

352. YOU NOW, JERRI, I'M CONCERNED ABOUT THIS LEAVING SCHOOL BUSINESS,

353. WHAT'S GOING ON?

354. I'M BEING SEXUALLY HARASSED.

355. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.

356. THAT SEEMS LIKE A POSITIVE STEP

357. THAT SOMEONE FINDS YOU SEXUAL ENOUGH TO HARASS.

358. NO, IT'S DESTROYING ME.

359. THEY WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!

360. OH, I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE.

361. ( phone ringing )

362. HELLO.

363. IT'S FOR YOU.

364. WHO IS IT?

365. I DON'T KNOW, JUST A BUNCH OF HEAVY BREATHING.

366. THAT'S THEM. I DON'T WANNA TALK TO 'EM.

367. WHO IS THIS?

368. HELLO, SKEET. HOW ARE YOU?

369. SURE, SHE'S HERE.

370. SKEET. THAT'S HIM. THAT'S THE ONE.

371. OH, I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.

372. HE'S A PERFECTLY CHARMING BOY.

373. HE ONCE TOLD ME, THAT I HAVE "MONSTER JUGS".

374. GO AHEAD. TALK TO HIM.

375. HELLO.

376. Tomorrow at the recital, it happens.

377. A masterpiece of degrading mockery, and believe you me,

378. It's going to be a mindless, hormonal expression

379. of misplaced rage.

380. WHAT TO DO?

381. ELLA? ELLA?

382. NO, IT'S JUST ME, JAZZY.

383. OH, WHAT'S WRONG, LITTLE GIRL?

384. WHY SO SAD BEFORE THE BIG JAZZ RECITAL?

385. YOU WAS REALLY SCATTIN' THE BLUES.

386. THERE'S ONLY THREE THINGS I KNOW

387. THAT CAN CAUSE A PERSON TO WAIL SO MOURNFULLY.

388. A LACK OF HEROIN—

389. SOMEONE MAKIN' OFF WITH YOUR JUNK, YEAH.

390. AND NOT HAVING HEROIN.

391. IS IT ANY OF THOSE?

392. NO...

393. A BUNCH OF BOYS ARE COMING TO SEXUALLY HARASS ME TONIGHT,

394. AND I'M AFRAID WHEN MILES SEES IT

395. HE WON'T LIKE ME ANYMORE.

396. OH YEEEAAAH.

397. THAT'S NUMBER FO'.

398. WELL WHAT'CHU GOIN' DO ABOUT IT?

399. I GUESS, I'LL JUST SUFFER.

400. PROBABLY, THE JAZZIEST CHOICE.

401. OR MAYBE PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN WAS RIGHT.

402. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST SUE.

403. I'M BEING SUED!

404. THEY CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING.

405. ( stuttering ) I WAS DISORIENTED.

406. IT WAS DARK.

407. WHY WOULD I STALK A GYM TEACHER?

408. IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

409. NO, I'LL SUE.

410. WELL WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?

411. I NEVER TOUCHED YOU.

412. WHY WOULD I?

413. I GOT MY EYE ON THAT GYM TEACHER.

414. NO, I'LL SUE THE SCHOOL.

415. OH, OH, OH—

416. OHHH NOW, LOOK, JERRI,

417. YOU DON'T WANNA BE WASTIN' YOUR TIME

418. WITH LITIGATION.

419. IF SOMEBODY IS SEXUALLY HARASSIN' YOU,

420. YOU KNOW...

421. RUBBIN' UP ON YOUR BUMPY PARTS

422. WITH SOMETHIN' STICKY,

423. OR BANGIN' THEIR HEADS ON YOUR AIR BAGS,

424. OR WHAT-SOME-EVER,

425. YOU'VE GOTTA FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE.

426. HELP YOURSELF.

427. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

428. BRING THE FIGHT TO THEM, JERRI!

429. RIGHT.

430. I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.

431. ( blowing )

432. MILES.

433. HEY, JERRI.

434. I WANNA APOLOGIZE FOR MY SWEET AND SOUR BEHAVIOR.

435. THERE ARE SOME BOYS HERE AT SCHOOL

436. WHO'VE BEEN SEXUALLY HARASSING ME FOR OVER A YEAR,

437. WELL ACTUALLY JUST THIS WEEK, THE REST WAS MORE LIKE FLIRTING.

438. ANYWAY, I WAS AFRAID YOU MIGHT BELIEVE

439. SOME OF THE HORRIBLE SEXY THINGS THEY WERE SAYING ABOUT ME.

440. JERRI...

441. I WOULDN'T BELIEVE A BUNCH OF LIES.

442. EVEN THE TRUE ONES!

443. WELL...

444. I'M GONNA TAKE A STAND TONIGHT,

445. BUT THINGS MIGHT GET PRETTY CRAZY.

446. I'M BEHIND YOU, JERRI.

447. NOW REMEMBER, EVERYBODY,

448. I WANT YOU TO SEDUCE THE MUSIC.

449. WORK IT LIKE IT'S YO' BITCH.

450. SLAP IT!

451. IT WILL RESPOND.

452. THE UPPER HAND

453. BY GIVING IT THE BACK OF YO' HAND.

454. I REMEMBER...

455. CHARLIE PARKER ONCE SAID TO ME,

456. "JAZZY...

457. SHUT UP AND GIVE ME SOME HEROIN."

458. YEAH.

459. NOW LET'S GET ON OUT THERE AND SCORE.

460. ( singing scales ) ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪

461. ( exercising ) GAAAAAAAAAAAA!

462. ( roughly hacking )

463. ( applause )

464. ( Jerri in slow motion ) ♪ BADA BOOM, BADA BOP, BEE BOP, BEE BOP ♪

465. ( continues )

466. AAHHHH!

467. AHHH HAAA!

468. ( weakily ) MILES.

469. TURN YOURSELF INTO A VICTIM,

470. AND YOU'LL BE TOO PATHETIC FOR ANYONE TO CONSIDER YOU SEXUAL.

471. ( drip )

472. "J.B.

473. "GIVES GOOD B.J.

474. SIGNED J.B."

475. ( ♪ Bebop jazz playing ♪ )

476. Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL

477. Captioned by Soundwriters™