Strangers with Candy 3x8

Directed by Peter Lauer

Deborah Rush as Sara Blank • Larc Spies as Derrick Blank • Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Maria Christina Thayer as Tammi Littlenut • Nicole Dalton as Judy Fabjance

Jerri is asked out at a school wrestling game, but the boy later takes back his offer because other boys are saying mean sexual things to Jerri and she does nothing about it. So Tamela tells her she was a victim of sexual harassment and she needs to stick up for herself. Jerri later starts liking another guy, but is afraid it will end soon because of the other guys harassing her.

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1. OH, WHOA, LOOK AT THIS.

2. LADIES, SHAKE IT UP!

4. YOU LOOK TIRED, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A NAP ON MY FACE?

5. TITTIE SHOW!

6. WOO-HOO!

7. ARE DISGUSTING.

8. THEY MAKE ME SICK.

9. THEY'RE BEASTS.

10. I'LL CHECK YOU OUT LATER, GIRLS.

11. I'D LIKE TO TENDERIZE THAT MEAT.

12. DAMN, THAT LOOKS NICE.

13. HEY BABY, HOW'S YOUR 'GINEY.

14. YOU'RE SO DIRTY.

15. OH, YES WE ARE.

16. WHOA! OOOHHH! YEAH!

17.

18. HELLO! I'M JERRI BLANK.

19. 32 YEARS AGO, I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL

20. FROM HOME.

21. OH, I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS...

22. DID A LOT OF TIME.

23. I WAS A BOOZER...

24. A USER...

25. AND A LOSER.

26. I STOLE THE T.V.--

27. DID SOME MORE TIME.

28. BUT NOW I'M BACK IN SCHOOL!

29. MAY HAVE CHANGED...

30. JUST THE SAME.

31. OUR NEXT MATCH, IS IN THE 126-POUND WEIGHT CLASS.

32. FROM FLATPOINT, DERRICK BLANK.

33.

34.

35. HE'LL BE WRESTLING, TRUDY.

36.

37.

38. OH, AND IT'S ANOTHER TAKE DOWN.

39. HER DOWN AGAIN.

40. TWO POINTS.

41.

42. OW, OW, OWWW!

43. OHHH!

44. HE'S GOING FOR THE PIN...

45. ONE, TWO, DERRICK BLANK WINS!

46.

47. ♪ YEEEAHH ♪

48.

49. ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪

50.

51. OH, THAT WAS WAY TOO MUCH.

52. OUT THERE!

53. YOU GIRLS ARE GONE!

54. JERRI, DON'T LOOK NOW.

55. IT'S THAT KID FROM STUDY HALL.

56. HE'S GOT A HUGE CRUSH ON YOU.

57. WHERE?

58. GOOD MATCH, HUH?

59. OH YEAH, IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE FOR HER TO WALK THAT ONE OFF.

60. YOU'D LIKE TO GO

61. AFTER SCHOOL, MAYBE?

62. FROM CHEEZY POLISH OR SOMETHING.

63. OH, YOU FOUND MY WEAKNESS, FATTY SALTED FRIED THINGS.

64. HEY BLANK, IT'S WEIRD TO SEE YOU ON THIS SIDE OF THE BLEACHERS.

65. YOU'RE USUALLY UNDER THEM, ON TOP OF SOMEONE ELSE.

66. GOOD ONE, SKEET.

67. HANG OUT IN DRAKE'S BASEMENT.

68. AND, UH, DO STUFF TO US.

69. COUNT ME IN.

70. YOU KNOW, OH, ACTUALLY I BETTER TAKE A RAIN CHECK.

71. I'M GOING TO THE MALL TODAY.

72. WELL, IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. WE'LL BE THERE,

73. AND WE ARE INEXPERIENCED, ANGRY

74. FOR WOMEN.

75. OKAY, DON'T BE STRANGERS.

76. SEE YA, SLUT BAG.

77. ANYWAY, MAYBE WHEN WE'RE AT THE MALL,

78. WE CAN SIT IN THE PHOTO BOOTH TOGETHER.

79. JERRI, I JUST REMEMBERED, I CAN'T GO TO THE MALL,

80. I GOTTA GO... WASH MY GRANDMOTHER.

81. JERRI!

82. YOU SHOULDN'T LET THOSE CREEPS TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT.

83. I THINK LARRY'S KINDA CUTE.

84. NO, I MEANT THOSE GUYS WITH ALL THE TRASH TALK.

85. OH, TAMMALA, IT'S JUST SOME HARMLESS DEGRADING RIBBING.

86. NO IT'S NOT, JERRI!

87. IT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT!

88. POTENTIALLY NICE BOYFRIEND.

89. LET'S GIVE OUR FLATPOINT WRESTLERS A BIG HAND.

90.

91. THAT WAS STRATOSPHERIC.

92. LET'S ALL HIT THE SHOWERS, GIRLS.

93. THANKS, JAZZY.

94. GIRLS UH...

95. THAT I, UH...

96. OHHH, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

97. OHHH, THAT'S RIGHT,

98. I PUT YOU THERE.

99. ALL RIGHT.

100. I'M GOING, I'M GOING.

101.

102. HA, HA, HA.

103. LOOK OUT! I ALMOST GOT YOU IN THE MUFFIN.

104. JERRI...

105. YOU CAN'T LET THOSE GUYS TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT ANYMORE,

106. IT'S WRONG.

107. YOU NEED TO TELL THEM TO STOP, AND THAT YOU DON'T LIKE IT.

108. THAT I DON'T LIKE IT?

109. YOU DON'T LIKE IT!

110. OH YEAH, RIGHT.

111. I'LL SEE YOU ON THE BUS.

112. LATER, NUTTAGE.

113. IS WRONG.

114. AH! IN THE CRANBERRY. GHT

115.

116. STOP! TAKE FIVE.

117. SMOKE 'EM, IF YOU GOT 'EM, HMM.

118. JERRRIII!

119. YOU'RE COMIN' IN A LITTLE

120. THAT TOP NOTE.

121. TO ATTACK IT.

122. WITH THAT NOTE.

123. SMACK IT AROUND.

124. LEAVE A WELT.

125. THINK TWICE ABOUT

126. AT ANOTHER MAN, HMM.

127. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,

128. THIS NEW CAT'S

129. GOIN' BE JOININ' THE BAND.

130. HE GOES BY, MILES.

131. HE PLAYS THE COW BELL.

132. LITTLE TASTE.

133.

134.

135.

136.

137. OH, DID YOU HEAR THAT?

138. MILK THAT COW.

139. SO FRESH!

140. BEFORE YOU SPOIL.

141.

142. ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY,

143. REMEMBER OUR BIG JAZZ RECITAL, SATURDAY.

144. THAT'S IT FOR TODAY.

145.

146. HELLO, I'M JERRI.

147. NAME'S MILES.

148. MMM...

149. OHHHHH...

150. YOU GOT ME THIS TIME.

151. YOU TOO FAST FOR ME!

152. BANG YOUR BELL.

153. THANKS, I LIKE WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR MOUTH.

154. FIGHT IT.

155. SO, UH, MILES, I GUESS WE'LL BE SEEING A LOT OF EACH OTHER.

156. YEAH.

157. FOR JAZZ.

158. WHO ARE YOUR INFLUENCES?

159. OOH, LET'S SEE, "LEE HARVEY OSWALD", AHH,

160. OH, "TONY THE BIG TUNA ACARTO",

161. AND, UHH, "CHUCKLES MANSON".

162. YOU KNOW, THE GREATS.

163. WELL, I MEANT MUSICALLY.

164. WHO-WHO MOVES YOU?

165. I GUESS AFTER TODAY, I'D HAVE TO SAY... MILES.

166. HEY, YOU WANNA HANG OUT LATER?

167. UH, I DON'T HAVE TIME. I JUST WANTED TO—

168. ARE YOU LISTENING? I DON'T HAVE TIME.

169. AS MOST OF YOU ALREADY KNOW, I AM MR. NOBLET.

170. COACH WOLF'S HEALTH CLASS TODAY

171. WHILE SHE'S OUT WITH SOME SORT OF INTERNAL...

172. GIRLY PROBLEM.

173. OKAY.

174. PARTS OF THE...

175. VAGINA.

176. NOW, I'M A LITTLE BIT RUSTY IN THIS AREA,

177. SO WHY DON'T ONE OF YOU COME UP HERE AND DRAW IT ON THE BOARD?

178. SHANNON, YOU'RE UP.

179. COME ON...

180. PSST, TAMMI.

181. TAMMI.

182. TAMMI.

183. FED UP WITH THOSE GUYS.

184. I WANT THEM TO STOP, BUT THEY WON'T,

185. AND I'M AFRAID IF MILES HEARS THEM, HE'LL LOSE INTEREST IN ME

186. TO LOSE INTEREST IN ME.

187. JERRI, YOU NEED TO TALK TO SOMEBODY HERE AT SCHOOL.

188. I'M SURE ALL THE TEACHERS ARE VERY SENSITIVE

189. TO THIS KIND OF ISSUE.

190. OH MY GOD, IS THAT WHAT YOURS LOOKS LIKE?

191. WELL, NOT REALLY.

192. I JUST SORT OF—

193. SORT OF WHAT? SIT DOWN!

194. UGGGHHH!

195. GIVE IT A SHOT.

196. WHO'S GOT A PRETTY ONE?

197. SUSIE, YOU LOOK CLEAN, COME ON UP HERE.

198.

199. WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE SPERM BLANK.

200. GUESS WHAT?

201. ABOUT YOU IN THE BOYS' JOHN.

202. I THINK YOU'LL ADMIRE

203. OUR RHYME SCHEME, AND IAMBIC SCANSION.

204. DID YA' ?

205. MILES!

206. OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

207. TAMLA- MILES.

208. HEY, HI, JERRI.

209. WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

210. THE BATHROOM.

211. UH, LISTEN, MILES,

212. WANTED TO GO FOR A WALK,

213. YOU AND ME.

214. FAR, FAR AWAY.

215. GET SOME FRESH AIR.

216. YEAH, WE COULD GO IN A SECOND, I REALLY HAVE TO GO.

217. YEAH, WELL 'BOUT THAT,

218. FOR A WALK FIRST,

219. AND THEN YOU COULD GO.

220. MILES!

221.

222. AHHHH! AHHHHH!

223. I HAVE CHILDREN!

224. MAKE ROOM, GANGWAY!

225. MOVE YOUR MONKEY ASS!

226. SO THEY'VE BEEN BOTHERING ME EVERY DAY.

227. IT'S CALLED...

228. SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

229. SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

230. TO STOP THEM.

231. LAW SUIT.

232. YOU GONNA SUE THE SCHOOL.

233. WELL, BRING IT ON.

234. I LOVE A GOOD FIGHT.

235. I DON'T WANNA SUE.

236. THEY'RE SAYING TO STOP.

237. THEY'VE BEEN SPREADING LIES ABOUT YOU?

238. NOT, EXACTLY.

239. IN THE BOY'S BATHROOM STALL.

240. LOOK BLANK,

241. I CAN'T SUPPRESS THE ARTISTIC IMPULSES OF MY STUDENTS.

242. HELL, I'VE WRITTEN A LOT OF THINGS MYSELF

243. I'M NOT SO PROUD OF, IN THAT EXACT STALL.

244. I WAS JUST SITTING THERE, WITH NOTHING TO DO.

245. I-I HAD A SHARPIE,

246. STARTED TO FLOW.

247. A FLAIR FOR RHYMING.

248. WELL, CAN I PAINT OVER IT?

249. I CAN'T ALLOW YOU TO DO THAT BLANK,

250. MY CUSTODIAL STAFF.

251. IT WOULD SUGGEST THEY—

252. WEREN'T CAPABLE.

253. PAINT OVER IT?

254. THEY AREN'T CAPABLE. UCK!

255. WELL, ANOTHER PROBLEM SOLVED.

256. WE DIDN'T SOLVE ANYTHING.

257. YEAH SURE WE DID, YOU'RE LEAVING.

258. UGGHHH!

259.

260. OH BABY, I WAS HOPING IT WAS YOU.

261. OH, THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE TITILLATES ME.

262. BRING IT IN.

263. HERE'S YOUR MAIL, PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN.

264. FINE GOIN' OUT

265. AS YOU DO COMIN' IN.

266.

267. SO, YOU EXCITED ABOUT THE CONCERT TOMORROW NIGHT?

268. YEAH, I GUESS.

269. WHAT IS GOING ON, MILES?

270. REALLY LIKED ME.

271. I DO, JERRI.

272. DON'T WANNA TALK TO ME.

273. YOU'RE ACTING SO WEIRD.

274. NO, I WANNA TALK TO YOU.

275. I'M NOT ACTING WEIRD.

276. GET OUT!

277. GO ON! GET OUT OF THIS HALLWAY.

278. GO— LEAVE ME ALONE!

279. HEY BLANK, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF OUR LITTLE SONNET?

280. I AM WARNING YOU, SKEET.

281. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, JERRI SKANK?

282. YOU CAN BE WARNED NO MORE.

283. WAIT'LL YOU SEE THE LITTLE CELEBRATION OF YOUR "SLUTITUDE"

284. YOU AT THE JAZZ RECITAL.

285. CLEAR INDICTMENT

286. EMOTIONAL DEVELOPMENT.

287. QUANDARY.

288. WHAT'S "QUANDARY" MEAN?

289. AAA!

290. EEE!

291. III—

292. OHH!

293. YOU!

294. MR. JELLINECK, CAN I PLEASE PUT ON A ROBE?

295. WHY DON'T WE JUST PUT A ROBE ON THE MONA LISA?

296. THE MONA LISA.

297. THAT'S MY POINT EXACTLY.

298. THAT'S HOW REMBRANDT RUINED IT.

299. OKAY, PEOPLE.

300. THE CURVES OF THE BODY,

301. THOSE ADORABLE PERT YOUNG TEEN-AGE BREASTS.

302. WOO! YEAH!

303. HEY! LISTEN, GUYS! FOCUS ON YOUR DRAWINGS

304. HERE ALL NIGHT

305. SKETCHING NAKED GIRLS.

306. AND I MEAN IT!

307. JERRI, WHY AREN'T YOU DRAWING?

308. FOR A SECOND?

309. OUT IN THE HALLWAY.

310. ON THAT GIRL.

311. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, JERRI?

312. I'M BEING SEXUALLY HARASSED AND NO ONE CARES.

313. AT THIS SCHOOL?

314. STALL IN THE BOYS' BATHROOM.

315. BOYS' BATHROOM.

316. I BETTER TAKE A LOOK.

317. WITH JERRI,

318. SO I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU HERE ALONE WITH THIS NAKED HIGH SCHOOL GIRL.

319. STRAVULA, STAY PERFECTLY STILL.

320. YOU KNOW SOMETHING.

321. CHUCK NOBLET.

322. WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE

323. FOR A WHILE

324. EVERYTHING'S...

325. YOU KNOW, ALL RIGHT.

326. NOW, THE JAPANESE AT NANGKING—

327. CHUCK, WOULD YOU COME WITH ME TO THE, UH...

328. BOYS' BATHROOM. RIGHT YOU ARE.

329. HOLD PERFECTLY STILL.

330. MR. NOBLET, COULD I PUT A ROBE ON?

331. NO!

332.

333. WELL, WHAT'D YOU THINK?

334. THAT, IS THE MOST SEXUALLY DEGRADING EXPERIENCE

335. A PARTY TO.

336. AMEN.

337. TO STOP THE BOYS

338. THE BATHROOM STALL?

339. OHHHH. OHHHH—

340. RIGHT. THE STALL.

341. WE DIDN'T GET A CHANCE— CHANCE TO TAKE A LOOK.

342. WHY DON'T WE GO BACK IN THERE?

343. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

344. JERRI, THIS MIGHT TAKE AWHILE.

345. WANNA HANG OUT.

346. YEAH, WE GOTTA CLOSELY SCRUTINIZE THAT UM...

347. STALL. RIGHT, YEAH.

348. BOYS.

349. MOTHER, I'M THINKING ABOUT LEAVING SCHOOL.

350. OH, DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL BE LEAVING HOME TOO?

351. NO, I'LL PROBABLY BE SPENDING MORE TIME HERE.

352. YOU NOW, JERRI, I'M CONCERNED ABOUT THIS LEAVING SCHOOL BUSINESS,

353. WHAT'S GOING ON?

354. I'M BEING SEXUALLY HARASSED.

355. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.

356. A POSITIVE STEP

357. SEXUAL ENOUGH TO HARASS.

358. NO, IT'S DESTROYING ME.

359. THEY WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!

360. OH, I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE.

361.

362. HELLO.

363. IT'S FOR YOU.

364. WHO IS IT?

365. I DON'T KNOW, JUST A BUNCH OF HEAVY BREATHING.

366. THAT'S THEM. I DON'T WANNA TALK TO 'EM.

367. WHO IS THIS?

368. HELLO, SKEET. HOW ARE YOU?

369. SURE, SHE'S HERE.

370. SKEET. THAT'S HIM. THAT'S THE ONE.

371. OH, I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.

372. HE'S A PERFECTLY CHARMING BOY.

373. HE ONCE TOLD ME, THAT I HAVE "MONSTER JUGS".

374. GO AHEAD. TALK TO HIM.

375. HELLO.

376. Tomorrow at the recital, it happens.

377. A masterpiece of degrading mockery, and believe you me,

378. It's going to be a mindless, hormonal expression

379. of misplaced rage.

380. WHAT TO DO?

381. ELLA? ELLA?

382. NO, IT'S JUST ME, JAZZY.

383. OH, WHAT'S WRONG, LITTLE GIRL?

384. THE BIG JAZZ RECITAL?

385. SCATTIN' THE BLUES.

386. THERE'S ONLY THREE THINGS I KNOW

387. TO WAIL SO MOURNFULLY.

388. A LACK OF HEROIN—

389. SOMEONE MAKIN' OFF WITH YOUR JUNK, YEAH.

390. AND NOT HAVING HEROIN.

391. IS IT ANY OF THOSE?

392. NO...

393. TO SEXUALLY HARASS ME TONIGHT,

394. AND I'M AFRAID WHEN MILES SEES IT

395. HE WON'T LIKE ME ANYMORE.

396. OH YEEEAAAH.

397. THAT'S NUMBER FO'.

398. WELL WHAT'CHU GOIN' DO ABOUT IT?

399. I GUESS, I'LL JUST SUFFER.

400. PROBABLY, THE JAZZIEST CHOICE.

401. WAS RIGHT.

402. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST SUE.

403. I'M BEING SUED!

404. THEY CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING.

405. I WAS DISORIENTED.

406. IT WAS DARK.

407. A GYM TEACHER?

408. IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

409. NO, I'LL SUE.

410. TO YOU?

411. I NEVER TOUCHED YOU.

412. WHY WOULD I?

413. I GOT MY EYE ON THAT GYM TEACHER.

414. NO, I'LL SUE THE SCHOOL.

415. OH, OH, OH—

416. OHHH NOW, LOOK, JERRI,

417. YOU DON'T WANNA BE WASTIN' YOUR TIME

418. WITH LITIGATION.

419. SEXUALLY HARASSIN' YOU,

420. YOU KNOW...

421. RUBBIN' UP ON YOUR BUMPY PARTS

422. WITH SOMETHIN' STICKY,

423. OR BANGIN' THEIR HEADS ON YOUR AIR BAGS,

424. OR WHAT-SOME-EVER,

425. YOU'VE GOTTA FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE.

426. HELP YOURSELF.

427. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

428. TO THEM, JERRI!

429. RIGHT.

430. I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.

431.

432. MILES.

433. HEY, JERRI.

434. SWEET AND SOUR BEHAVIOR.

435. HERE AT SCHOOL

436. WHO'VE BEEN SEXUALLY HARASSING ME FOR OVER A YEAR,

437. WELL ACTUALLY JUST THIS WEEK, THE REST WAS MORE LIKE FLIRTING.

438. ANYWAY, I WAS AFRAID YOU MIGHT BELIEVE

439. THEY WERE SAYING ABOUT ME.

440. JERRI...

441. I WOULDN'T BELIEVE A BUNCH OF LIES.

442. EVEN THE TRUE ONES!

443. WELL...

444. I'M GONNA TAKE A STAND TONIGHT,

445. GET PRETTY CRAZY.

446. I'M BEHIND YOU, JERRI.

447. NOW REMEMBER, EVERYBODY,

448. SEDUCE THE MUSIC.

449. IT'S YO' BITCH.

450. SLAP IT!

451. IT WILL RESPOND.

452. THE UPPER HAND

453. BACK OF YO' HAND.

454. I REMEMBER...

455. ONCE SAID TO ME,

456. "JAZZY...

457. SOME HEROIN."

458. YEAH.

459. NOW LET'S GET ON OUT THERE AND SCORE.

460. ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪

461. GAAAAAAAAAAAA!

462.

463.

464. ♪ BADA BOOM, BADA BOP, BEE BOP, BEE BOP ♪

465.

466. AAHHHH!

467. AHHH HAAA!

468. MILES.

469. TURN YOURSELF INTO A VICTIM,

470. AND YOU'LL BE TOO PATHETIC FOR ANYONE TO CONSIDER YOU SEXUAL.

471.

472. "J.B.

473. "GIVES GOOD B.J.

474. SIGNED J.B."

475.

476. Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL

477. Captioned by Soundwriters™