Strangers with Candy 3x7

Deborah Rush as Sara Blank • Larc Spies as Derrick Blank • Sophina Brown as Sydney • Kelly Hutchinson as Sylvia

At the bequest of Mr. Noblet, Jerri takes over an advice column formerly penned by Mr. Jellineck, which results in diabolical intentions on Geoffrey's part towards Chuck, and anger from nearly everyone in Flatpoint High towards Jerri.

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1. MR. JELLINECK?

2. ABOUT SOMETHING?

3. CAN YOU MAKE IT QUICK,

4. COLUMN TO WRITE.

5. WELL, THERE'S THAT STUDENT FROM CARLOT

6. A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO

7. AND SINCE THEN, I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.

8. JOIN THE CLUB.

9. TURN OUT AT HIS FUNERAL?

10. IT'S LIKE HE WAS A CELEBRITY OR SOMETHING.

11. WHO DIDN'T TREAT HIM VERY WELL

12. ABOUT IT NOW.

13. CAN YOU IMAGINE...

14. DISTRAUGHT OVER YOUR DEATH?

15. CAN YOU IMAGINE IT?

16. THAT KID!

17. SO, WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION?

18. I GUESS I DON'T REALLY HAVE ONE.

19. WELL, IF YOU GET ONE, GIMME A "DINGLE".

20. HELLO! I'M JERRI BLANK.

21. 32 YEARS AGO I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL

22. AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME.

23. OH, I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS.

24. DID A LOT OF TIME...

25. I WAS A BOOZER...

26. A USER...

27. AND A LOSER...

28. I STOLE THE T.V.--

29. DID SOME MORE TIME.

30. BUT NOW I'M BACK IN SCHOOL!

31. MAY HAVE CHANGED...

32. JUST THE SAME.

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34. HEY! GEOFFREY,

35. LETTER FOR YOUR COLUMN.

36. WITH THE OTHERS?

37. YOU BET.

38. ARE SO... MOROSE.

39. YEAH.

40. I LIKE HAPPY PROBLEMS.

41. I JUST MADE UP:

42. "DEAR GEOFFREY:

43. "I'VE RECENTLY ACQUIRED AN ANTIQUE SHAKER TABLE

44. "WHICH IS REALLY KINDA FUN IN A RUSTIC SORTA WAY,

45. "BUT IT DOESN'T FIT IN WITH MY KEY WEST COLORS.

46. "WHAT SHOULD I DO?

47. SEEKING DECO."

48. THAT'S A PICKLE. YEAH.

49. NOBLET!

50. OUTSIDE MY OFFICE!

51. IT'S LAST WEEK'S EDITION OF THE SCHOOL PAPER.

52. THAT'S RIGHT.

53. ON TOP OF A STACK

54. FROM THE WEEK BEFORE.

55. NOBODY READS IT!

56. BRAINWASH MY MINIONS

57. IF THEY AREN'T READING THE OFFICIAL PARTY LINE? HMM?

58. MAYBE THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND GOOD JOURNALISM.

59. THEY DON'T READ IT, BECAUSE THEY DON'T RELATE TO IT.

60. ARTICLES.

61. "MAKING SCENTED CANDLES",

62. "THE TRUTH BEHIND BELGIAN LACE",

63. "ICHIBANA, THE ANCIENT ART OF JAPANESE FLOWER ARRANGEMENT."

64. IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER,

65. I'D SAY THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A COUPLE OF MIDDLE-AGED HOMOS.

66. LISTEN UP, CHUCK,

67. CAN RELATE TO THE STUDENTS,

68. IS OFF THE PAPER!

69. THAT GEOFFREY?

70. AWAY FROM ME

71. TIME TEACHING THE STUDENTS,

72. AND FRANKLY, I'M OUT OF INFORMATION!

73. OH! HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

74. THE STUDENTS.

75. MAYBE WE DON'T.

76. WELL I DO.

77. HELL, I'M PRACTICALLY THEIR AGE.

78. I'VE GOT THE BODY HAIR OF A 14-YEAR-OLD.

79. I'VE GOTTA THINK OF SOMETHING!

80. I'M GOIN' TO GET SOME FRESH AIR

81. BY THE CANDY MACHINE. DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO.

82.

83. HEY CHUCK! I'VE GOT THE ANSWER!

84. "DEAR DECO—

85. THE TABLE,

86. A CUTTING BOARD."

87.

88. IF THIS DOESN'T CONNECT WITH THE STUDENTS,

89. I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL.

90.

91. YEAH.

92. AH... IT'S A BEAUT.

93.

94. WHAT'S WITH THE "BOO-HOOS" ?

95. BROKE UP WITH ME

96. AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

97. OOH, WHO WAS IT? JOHNNY LING.

98. JOHNNY LING? IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT.

99. HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF THE OLD EXPRESSION

100. "BLACK-ON-WHITE, OUTTA SIGHT."

101. "BLACK-ON-SLOPE, THERE AIN'T NO HOPE."

102. YOU'RE RIGHT, JERRI!

103. OF SENSE.

104. GREAT ADVICE.

105. LAME.

106. SAY, JERRI! I NEED SOMEBODY LIKE YOU.

107. WITH THE OTHER STUDENTS.

108. LET'S SAY YOU COME OVER AND HELP ME OUT AT THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER?

109. AW, WORKING FOR THE PAPER IS FOR QUEERS.

110. DULL, DULL, DULL, DULL, DULL!

111. WELL, THANK YOU FOR YOUR HONESTY.

112. OH, BY THE WAY!

113. YOU DON'T EVER HAVE TO COME TO HISTORY CLASS AGAIN.

114. I'M GIVING YOU AN INFINITE "F".

115. FAT ASS.

116. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

117. FAT ASS. THAT'S BETTER.

118. OHHHH. EXCUSE ME—

119. I-I'M NEW,

120. THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER MEETS?

121. EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT...

122. "JERRI BLANK POPS STIFFY!"

123. EXCUSE ME? FOR THE PAPER?

124. I WANNA SIGN UP.

125. WELL, WHAT A "CO-INKY-DINK".

126. I'M WORKIN' ON THE PAPER,

127. I WAS JUST HEADIN' OVER THERE RIGHT, AHEM... NOW.

128. THE PAPER IS SO—

129. SEXY? SAY EXCITING.

130. IT CAN BE.

131.

132.

133.

134.

135.

136. LOOK, TAKE A TYPING CLASS,

137. THAT "TIP-TIP-TAPPING" IS DRIVING NAILS IN MY SKULL.

138. JEEZ, SOMEBODY'S A CRABBY BUNNY.

139. SHUT UP!

140. OKAY! AHEM!

141. HERE'S WHERE WE DO THE PAPER...

142. FOLDING,

143. AND HERE'S WE DO THE PAPER...

144. MACHE.

145. AND HERE'S THE PAPER...

146. CLIPS!

147. AND, UH, THAT'S HOW SHE RUNS.

148. WOW—

149. NEWSPAPER JOKE?

150. WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND ME ALL IN THERE?

151. DON'T YOU MEAN RED ALL OVER?

152. A FEW TIMES.

153. JERRI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

154. HOLD THE PRESS, CHIEF!

155. LIKE ME, AND HERE ME IS.

156. ME TO DO?

157. COLUMN FOR THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER.

158. WHAT KIND OF ADVICE?

159. SHH! KEEP IT DOWN.

160. MR. JELLINECK'S

161. AND I HAVEN'T TOLD HIM YET.

162. I UNDERSTAND.

163. I JUST GOT A JOB WRITIN' THE NEW ADVICE COLUMN!

164. JERRI PLEASE! THAT'S GREAT, JERRI.

165. TO HELP PEOPLE.

166. WHO ARE YOU?

167. OH HI! I'M SIDNEY,

168. I'D LIKE TO WORK FOR THE PAPER.

169. OKAY, I COULD USE A RESEARCH ASSISTANT.

170. YOUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT, I WANT TO SEE IF YOU CAN

171. A CINNAMON CHIP SCONE.

172. WE'RE GONNA BE WORKIN' FOR THE PAPER!

173. YES!

174. JERRI, REMEMBER.

175. HUSH-HUSH.

176. SHH. HEY, MR. J' !

177. WRITIN' THERE?

178. YOUR OBITUARY?

179.

180. BY THAT, CHUCK?

181. GOSH, I DON'T KNOW.

182. DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

183. I'M SO HAPPY WE'RE WORKING ON THE PAPER.

184. YEAH, WORKIN' ON THE NEWSPAPER- I FEEL SO GROWN-UP.

185. GOODIES!

186. JERRI! CAN'T YOU WAIT?

187. WHY? DERRICK'S NOT WAITING.

188. WELL THAT'S HOW THE FOOD CHAIN WORKS, JERRI,

189. I BUY IT, MY FAVORITE CHILD GETS FIRST DIBS

190. AND YOU WAIT.

191. WOW, SALTY, CRISPY FATTIES!

192. FATTY, SALTY CRISPIES!

193. FROSTING FRIES!

194. WHO'S YOUR CUTE, YOUNG, ETHNIC FRIEND, DERRICK?

195. OH, SHE'S WITH JERRI.

196. GET OUT!

197. MOTHER, PLEASE.

198. THIS IS SIDNEY.

199. HEY, DON'T YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN SCHOOL TODAY?

200. ALL RIGHT, WHAT HAPPENED IN SCHOOL TODAY?

201. MR. NOBLET— TO DERRICK.NG

202. DERRICK?

203. WELL, I PUNCHED THIS LOSER IN THE HEAD.

204. HE WAS COMIN' OUT OF STUDY HALL.

205. I BLIND-SIDED HIM. HE NEVER EVEN SAW IT COMING.

206. THAT'S VERY NICE, DERRICK.

207. OKAY JERRI, NOW WHY DON'T YOU MAKE IT QUICK.

208. WHEN I WAS COMIN' OUT OF STUDY HALL TODAY.

209. BLIND-SIDED ME. NEVER SAW IT COMIN'.

210. OH, AND MR. NOBLET

211. TO WORK ON THE PAPER.

212. I'M WRITING FOR THE NEW ADVICE COLUMN.

213. OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL.

214. YOU GIVING ADVICE? YOU KNOW,

215. THAT'S SURE TO BACKFIRE AND EXPLODE IN YOUR FACE

216. LIKE SOME... HILLBILLY'S RIFLE.

217. POOR SOUTHERNERS ARE HILARIOUS...

218. WHAT DOES SHE KNOW.

219. WELL, JERRI, YOUR MOM MIGHT HAVE A POINT.

220. DISASTROUS RESULTS.

221. YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY QUALIFIED.

222. WHAT D'YA MEAN?

223. WELL, THERE WAS THIS RADIO TALK-SHOW HOST

224. TO A CALLER.

225. THE STUDIO WITH A TIRE IRON

226. AND CRUSHED HER SKULL.

227. I MEAN, THAT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.

228. ME-EE?

229. MR. NOBS? YES, JERRI?

230. I'M HAVIN' SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT DOING THIS ADVICE COLUMN.

231. WHY?

232. WELL, I'M NOT SURE I'M QUALIFIED TO GIVE ADVICE.

233. OH REALLY, JERRI?

234. WELL, IF YOU WEREN'T QUALIFIED...

235. THESE PRINTED UP?

236. WOW! BEAUTIFUL!

237. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

238. GIVE ME ONE.

239.

240.

241.

242.

243. CHUUUCCCCKKK!

244.

245. ALL THE PERFUMES... OF ARABIA

246. WON'T MASK THE STINK OF BETRAYAL, CHUCK.

247. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU REPLACED ME.

248. I DID WHAT I HAD TO, TO SAVE MY PAPER.

249. YOUR PAPER... OR YOURSELF?

250. TAKE THAT BACK! I WILL NOT,

251. I SHALL REPEAT IT. "SELF!" GET OUT!

252. CLASSROOM,

253. OR OUT OF YOUR LIFE?

254. LITTLE CARE, I.

255. FINE, I'LL GO.

256. BUT I'M NOT LEAVING.

257. I'M SURE YOU'LL WANT THIS BACK.

258.

259.

260.

261. I DIDN'T GIVE YOU THAT.

262. OH THAT'S RIGHT, MY WIFE DID.

263. OR SHE'LL KILL ME.

264. GOOD LUCK, CHUCK...

265. I HATE YOU.

266. WHY DON'T YOU PUT THAT IN YOUR COLUMN, GEOFFREY?

267. OH, THAT'S RIGHT!

268. YOU DON'T HAVE ONE ANYMORE!

269. OKAY, PUT YOUR PENCILS DOWN.

270. PASS THEM UP?'YA

271. C'MON! TERRY, YOU COLLECT THEM.

272. I'VE GOTTA GO GET SOMETHING THAT I...

273. LOST.

274. HEY HEY! LOOK AT THIS!

275. LETTERS! WE GOT LETTERS!

276. OKAY! NUMBER ONE, LET'S GET ONE AND...

277. DON'T, UH, YOU GOTTA, YOU GOTTA JUST...

278. TRY AGAIN, TRY AGAIN, IT'S OKAY.

279. OKAY, HERE WE GO.

280. FIRST, USE A WHOLE SHEET—

281. USE A - USE A WHOLE SHEET.

282. WHOLE SHEET.

283. OKAY.

284. I HAVEN'T ASKED YOU A QUESTION YET.

285. LOOK!

286. I KNOW, BUT YOU DON'T— IT DOESN'T HELP TO TYPE IF I HAVEN'T ASKED...

287. DON'T, LOOK.

288. DON'T PANIC... DON'T.

289. GIMME, GIMME THE...

290. ALL RIGHT! SO...

291. "WHAT SHOULD I DO? SINCERELY, DEPRESSED."

292. DEPRESSED.

293. OKAY.

294. NOTHING PILLS CAN'T—

295. NO, USE THE TYPEWRITER—

296. LOOK, YOU DO THIS.

297. THIS, NOT LIKE THIS. AHHH!

298. NOT THIS.

299. SEE THIS? NO.

300. THERE, THAT FEELS GOOD, HUH?

301. NOT JUST LETTERS...

302. FULL WORDS...

303. USE A VOWEL!

304. NO, LOOK, LOOK, DON'T TOUCH IT, JUST DON'T TOUCH IT!

305. NO! THAT ONE'S UNPLUGGED.

306. GIMME THIS!

307. WAAAA, AH.

308. HERE, OKAY THERE.

309. WE'RE ALL FRESH, READY TO GO.

310. GOOD. AH-HA!

311. OKAY, TAKE IT EASY.

312. ALL RIGHT, KEEP GOINGAH-HA-AH-HA!

313. YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT, NOW TRY A WORD.

314. TRY A FULL WORD.

315. GOOD.

316. F,U... C. ALL RIGHT!

317. GOOD, NOW, OK.

318. EXTRA EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

319. "DEAR JERRI,

320. "I HAVE A CRUSH ON THIS REALLY CUTE GUY,

321. "BUT HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I EXIST.

322. "WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE HIM NOTICE ME?

323. SIGNED, GHOST GIRL."

324. "DEAR GHOSTY,

325. "THE TRICK IS TO BE A WHORE IN THE BEDROOM,

326. "A WHORE IN THE KITCHEN, AND A WHORE IN THE...

327. "BE A WHORE.

328. "P.S. NO CONDOMS.

329. RIDIN' BAREBACK."

330. BE, A WHORE.

331. "DEAR JERRI,

332. "I'VE BEEN DOIN' A LOT OF —

333. "UH, DRUGS LATELY AND...

334. "I JUST WANT MORE BECAUSE THEY MAKE ME FEEL GOOD.

335. SHOULD I STOP?"

336. IF YOU WANNA STOP FEELING GOOD.

337. YEAH!

338. AH!

339.

340. "DEAR JERRI, MY LIFE IS IN TURMOIL.

341. "I AM TORN BETWEEN TWO WOMEN I LOVE EQUALLY.

342. "A FIRERY LATINA, AND... MY MAMA.

343. "THEY FIGHT LIKE RABID, CORNERED MONGEESE IN HEAT.

344. "ONE MUST GO. BUT WHO?

345. SIGNED, DARK-N-HANDFUL."

346. "DEAR DARKY,

347. "MOTHERS ARE A DIME A DOZEN, BUT GIRLFRIENDS COME ONE AT A TIME.

348. "TAKE A LESSON FROM THOSE ARCTIC SAVAGES, ESKIMOS -

349. "SET MAMA ON AN ICE-FLOW,

350. TO "SEA" YOU LATER.

351.

352. HELLO.

353. MAMA?

354. HEY LOOK, IT'S JERRI.

355. OH MY GOD, JERRI. CAN YOU SIGN MY PAPER?

356. I'D LOVE TO. ME TOO.

357. HEY SIDNEY!

358. WHAT'S SHAKIN' OTHER THAN MY BACON?

359. I'M JUST RESEARCHING A "CHOCOLONIC CHUNKY CHIP BAR" FOR MR. NOBLET.

360. JEEEZ, WHAT'S THE COLD SHOULDER FOR?

361. DON'T YOU KNOW I'M THE NEW SCHOOL CELEBRITY?

362. McCULLOCH!

363. YEAH!

364. YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN READING YOUR COLUMN, JERRI,

365. AND I THINK IT'S HORRIBLE THE WAY YOU'VE BEEN FIRING OFF

366. PEOPLE WITH REAL PROBLEMS.

367. BUT I HAVE POSTERS.

368. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING PEOPLE.

369. I AM.

370. I'M HELPING MYSELF TO THE POPULARITY PARADE.

371. I DON'T THINK SO JERRI.

372. YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU HAD A LOT MORE INTEGRITY.

373. SIDNEY!

374. NOBLET, I'M IMPRESSED, CIRCULATION IS WAY UP.

375. OF COURSE THE DOWNSIDE IS, YOU WILL BE A LOT BUSIER,

376. WITH THE KIDS, TEACHING.

377. THAT SACRIFICE, SIR.

378. I KNEW YOU WOULD, SO I ARRANGED A LITTLE PARTY AT THE ROLLER RINK—

379. CELEBRATE OUR CIRCULATION.

380. SAY, HAS ANYONE SEEN "ASK JERRI" AROUND?

381. SOME ADVICE SHE GAVE—

382. MMM, SOMEONE ELSE.

383. SHE'S NOT HERE.

384. BUT MY MAMA!

385. I'LL...

386. CATCH HER LATER. HMM?

387. HELLO, JUDAS!

388. SORRY GEOFFREY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU ABOVE THE ROAR OF MY SUCCESS.

389. WELL LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HEAR THIS.

390. I'M A DESPERATE MAN, CHUCK, NO SENSE IN PRETENDING,

391. DO DESPERATE THINGS.

392. JUST LIKE YOUR EX-COLUMN, GEOFFREY,

393. ARRIVE AT A POINT.

394. WELL LET'S SEE HOW SHARP THIS POINT IS.

395. THERE'S A CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO HAS A CERTAIN SECRET

396. AND IF REVEALED, WOULD CERTAINLY DESTROY HIM.

397. AND THERE'S ANOTHER CERTAIN SOMEONE

398. THIS CERTAIN SECRET

399. DOESN'T GET WHAT HE WANTS,

400. HE'LL TELL EVERYONE...

401. CERTAINLY!

402. YOU WOULDN'T!

403. DESPERATE!

404. WHAT TO DO?

405. WHAT TO DO?

406. THAT'S IT!

407. HI, CHIEF!

408. JERRI! WELL...

409. AHH, ANOTHER DAY TO DOLE OUT THE WISDOM.

410. WHAT DO WE GOT? AHH!

411. UH.

412. "DEAR JERRI... UH HUH.

413. "I AM A CERTAIN SOMEONE, WHO IS IN CERTAIN DANGER OF HAVING

414. "A CERTAIN TERRIBLE SECRET REVEALED BY ANOTHER CERTAIN SOMEONE.

415. OHH. "WHAT SHOULD I DO?

416. "SIGNED...

417. IN CERTAIN TROUBLE."

418. HMMM.

419. SOMEONE'S GONNA TELL A SECRET...

420. HMMM. "DEAR CERTAIN...

421. "DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES.

422. WINK WINK."

423. WELL, ANOTHER HARD DAY'S WORK,

424. OH, I'M GONNA GO HIT THE SHOWERS.

425. SEE YA, CHIEF.

426.

427.

428. GEOFFREY, WHY?

429. WHY?

430. NIGHT FEVER, NIGHT FEVER, ROLLER BOOGIE.

431.

432. TO WELCOME YOU ALL HERE TO JERRI'S CELEBRATION.

433. WHAT A BIG NIGHT THIS...

434. SHOULD HAVE BEEN FOR ME.

435. ALL RIGHT, WELL STAY TUNED FOR A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT I'LL BE MAKING

436. THAT'S SURE TO BRING A LOT OF GASPS FROM MOST OF YOU,

437. FROM ONE OF YOU.

438. A LOT, CHUCK.

439. I WAS PETRIFIED.

440. BUT I WILL SURVIVE!

441. I WONDER WHERE SHE IS?

442. SHE DESTROYED MY LIFE!

443. HEY YOU GUYS!

444. IT'S AS-SSK, JERRI!

445. THANKS TO YOUR ADVICE, I'M PREGNANT.

446. OH, CONGRATULATIONS! BOY OR A GIRL?

447. MISS THE POINT.

448. I'M A PREGNANT TEENAGER BECAUSE I LISTENED TO YOU!

449. A LITTLE ADVICE...

450. I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR ADVICE.

451. BOAT PROPELLER! YEAH.

452. I'M JUST BEING GLIB.

453. BECAUSE OF YOU!

454. BOAT PROPELLER!

455. BOAT PROPELLER!

456.

457. LOOK!

458. I'D LOVE TO STICK AROUND AND LISTEN TO YOUR PROBLEMS,

459. A CELEBRATION...

460. ARE BRINGIN' ME WAY DOWN.

461. ALL RIGHT?

462. GOD, DID YOU GET A LOAD OF THOSE CRYBABIES?

463. WHO INVITED 'EM?

464. BLANK!

465. MY MOMMA LEFT ME, BECAUSE OF YOU!

466. ME? WHY'S IT MY FAULT?

467. MAMA.

468. AH, SIDNEY—

469. WHAT IS GOING ON?

470. SIDNEY...

471. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR, UH, COUPLES' SKATE?

472. AHH!

473. ALL I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU, JERRI, IS WHY DON'T YOU GO

474. YOUR "BILLY GOATS GRUFF".

475. BABIES, WHERE'S THIS COMIN' FROM? I...

476. WHAT'S THAT— YOUR ADVICE!

477. TO ME!

478. GOOD-BYE, JERRI.

479. WHAT? SIDNEY.

480. YOU RUINED MY LIFE!

481. YOU BETRAYED ME!

482. YOU SUCK!

483. I HATE YOU!

484. THE AGONIZING IRONICALLITY.

485. MMM!

486. TO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

487. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!

488. ADVICE COULD HURT PEOPLE,

489. UNTIL MY ADVICE HURT ME.

490. SO I'M GIVING ONE LAST BIT OF ADVICE...

491. TO, MYSELF!

492. "DEAR GERALDINE,

493. "I SUGGEST YOU QUIT THE PAPER

494. BACK TO MR. JELLINECK."

495.

496. I'M BACK! I'M—

497. CHUCK, DID YOU HEAR THAT? YEAH!

498. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' ?

499. MEASURIN' YOU

500. "WELCOME BACK TO THE PAPER" HAT.

501. JERRI, I THINK THAT'S THE BEST ADVICE YOU EVER GAVE.

502. ME TOO. EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE.

503. LET'S GO SKATE.

504. I'M A CHILD HAVING A CHILD!

505. I NEED REEFER!

506. MAMA!

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