Strangers with Candy 3x3

Directed by Juan José Campanella

Deborah Rush as Sara Blank • Larc Spies as Derrick Blank • Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Will Ferrell as Bob Whitely • Todd Swenson as Tad

When Jerri discovers her American Indian heritage, she attends a camp run by a councilor who teaches adopted Indian children about aspects of their culture, such as alcoholism and gambling.

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1. WELCOME TO TWEETZIE RAILROAD,

2. YOUR TICKET TO FUN AND ADVENTURE!

3. COME ON IN, COME ON IN!

4. WELCOME TO TWEETZIE RAILROAD!

5. OW! MOTHERF— !

6. ( train whistle )

7. HEY, YOU KIDS, CUT THAT OUT OR I'LL CALL THE COPS!

8. GO AHEAD, WE'LL CALL THE CAVALRY!

9. CAVALRY— HA HA— OW!

10. I GET IT, 'CAUSE I'M AN INDIAN, RIGHT?

11. COME ON, JERRI, LET'S GO, I CAME HERE TO RIDE THE TRAINS.

12. OH, HANG ON TO YOUR RICKSHAW, CHIN LEE.

13. I WANNA BEAN THAT INDIAN AGAIN.

14. FOR THE LAST TIME, JERRI, I'M NOT CHINESE!

15. OH, THAT'S RIGHT, I KEEP FORGETTING.

16. YOU'RE A "CHIMPAPINO."

17. I'M LEAVING! ORLANDO!

18. WHAT GOT UNDERNEATH HIS FURRY SKIN?

19. HEY, TONTO!

20. OH!

21. ( laughing )

22. HELLO, I'M JERRI BLANK.

23. 32 YEARS AGO I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL

24. AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME.

25. OH, I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS.

26. DID A LOT OF TIME.

27. I WAS A BOOZER, A USER, AND A LOSER.

28. I STOLE THE TV.

29. DID SOME MORE TIME.

30. BUT NOW I'M BACK IN SCHOOL!

31. AND THOUGH THE FACES MAY HAVE CHANGED...

32. THE HASSLES ARE JUST THE SAME.

33. ( Jellineck ) EXCELLENT, INDIAN CORN!

34. A BLUNDERBUSS!

35. GOOD.

36. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

37. IT'S A TURKEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

38. LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHIN'.

39. THERE YOU GO.

40. MINE LOOKS MORE LIKE A TURKEY.

41. YEAH, BUT DID YOU SEE HOW QUICKLY I DID MINE?

42. OKAY, GOOD!

43. AS YOU ALL KNOW,

44. WHEN WE GET BACK FROM OUR TWO-WEEK HOLIDAY BREAK,

45. WE'LL BE PUTTING ON OUR BI-ANNUAL THANKSGIVING TURKEY PAGEANT!

46. GOBBLE-GOBBLE!

47. OKAY, LET'S FIND OUT WHO'S PLAYING WHAT IN THE PAGEANT.

48. WHO WANTS TO BE A PILGRIM?

49. ORLANDO, YOU CAN'T BE A PILGRIM!

50. THE PILGRIMS HAD SNOWY WHITE SKIN

51. TO MATCH THEIR CHRISTIAN SOULS.

52. THEY DIDN'T SACRIFICE COCONUTS TO THEIR MONKEY GODS!

53. ( laughing )

54. THAT'S IT, JERRI, I'VE HAD IT!

55. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE DIFFERENT,

56. OR FEEL LIKE AN OUTSIDER JUST BECAUSE YOUR SKIN IS A LITTLE...

57. DARKER!

58. Y'KNOW, I'M PROUD OF WHO I AM,

59. AND UNTIL YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THAT,

60. WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS!

61. WAY TO GO, JERRI.

62. YOU JUST INSULTED MY BEST CHANCE FOR AN INDIAN.

63. I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ALL WANNA BE PILGRIMS.

64. HEY, I LOVE BUCKLES TOO!

65. BUT I NEED SAVAGES.

66. HEY, DO ANY OF YOU KNOW ANY OF THE BLACK KIDS?

67. HELLO, STEP-MOTHER! OH GOD!

68. HOME FROM SCHOOL.

69. YES, I CAN SEE THAT, JERRI.

70. WITH YOU, IT ALWAYS COINCIDES WITH THE VEINS IN MY HEAD THROBBING.

71. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?

72. I GOT IT AT A FLEA MARKET.

73. I THOUGHT I'D PUT IT OUT FRONT TO REPLACE THAT LAWN JOCKEY

74. THAT THOSE CIVIL RIGHTS WORKERS STOLE.

75. GUESS WHAT?

76. TWO-WEEK BREAK COMIN' UP AND I'M NOT LEAVIN' THE HOUSE ONCE.

77. TWO SOLID WEEKS OF YOU AND ME AND DERRICK,

78. SITTIN' ON THE COUCH WATCHING TV, EATING,

79. AND THEN SOME MORE TV AND A LATE NIGHT SNACK

80. BEFORE WE FALL ASLEEP WATCHING TV.

81. I WONDER HOW LOUD THE TV CAN GET?

82. YOU KNOW, IT SOUNDS REALLY GRAND, JERRI,

83. BUT I'VE ALREADY MADE PLANS FOR YOUR HOLIDAY.

84. I'VE ENROLLED YOU IN CAMP.

85. I'M NOT GOIN' TO ANY CAMP.

86. "REDISCOVER YOUR HERITAGE."

87. THIS IS A CAMP FOR INDIANS, I'M NOT AN INDIAN!

88. I HAVE SOMETHING VERY PAINFUL TO TELL YOU, JERRI,

89. AND I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS FOR WEEKS.

90. YOUR REAL MOTHER PUT YOU UP FOR ADOPTION.

91. YOU'RE A FULL-BLOODED ARAMAPOO INDIAN.

92. WHERE DID YOU GET THIS MYSTERIOUS BOX I'VE HAD SINCE I WAS A BABY?

93. I STUMBLED ACROSS IT WHEN I WAS LOOKING FOR IT IN YOUR ROOM.

94. IT'S FROM YOUR REAL MOTHER.

95. I WAS HOPING TO GIVE YOU THIS SHOCKING NEWS

96. WHEN YOU WERE AT SOME WEAK POINT,

97. BUT THE THOUGHT OF YOUR BEING HOME FOR TWO WEEKS

98. WAS A VERY GOOD MOTIVATION TO TELL YOU RIGHT NOW.

99. BIG DEAL, SOME TIMBER AND A BLANKET, THIS DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING!

100. WHETHER IT'S PROOF OR NOT, DEAR,

101. I WANT YOU TO GO TO THAT CAMP TO FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR CULTURAL HERITAGE!

102. I'M NOT ADOPTED AND I'M NOT AN INDIAN!

103. IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE THAT I HAVE A LOVE OF GAMBLING AND BOOZE

104. AND A KNACK FOR CATCHING SYPHILIS!

105. I'M NOT GOING TO ANY INDIAN CAMP!

106. DID YOU TELL HER?

107. YUP.

108. HOW'D SHE TAKE IT?

109. LIKE AN INJUN.

110. ( snickering )

111. OH HEY, JERRI, I'M HUNGRY, GOT ANY MAIZE?

112. ( all laughing )

113. HEY, TOMAHAWK TEETH.

114. HEY, CHIEF LARD ASS!

115. ORLANDO!

116. WHAT DO YOU WANT, JERRI?

117. ORLANDO, EVERYBODY'S BEING SO MEAN TO ME— ME!

118. AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY.

119. I CAN'T HELP YOU, JERRI,

120. BUT MAYBE NOW YOU UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL.

121. BUT I'M NOT LIKE YOU, I'M WHITE!

122. THE ONLY THING INDIAN ABOUT ME IS MY UNDERWEAR

123. AND IT'S CREEPIN' UP THE TRAIL.

124. YOU NEED TO ACCEPT WHO YOU ARE!

125. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY WE'RE TALKING, WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.

126. ORLANDO!

127. REALIZATION.

128. NOW, WHERE DID WE LEAVE OFF YESTERDAY?

129. AH YES, THE RAPE OF THE AMERICAN WEST

130. BY...

131. THE SOULLESS RED MAN.

132. NOW, NO ONE'S REALLY SURE

133. WHAT THE INDIANS WERE DOING TO THE BUFFALO,

134. BUT IT MUST HAVE BEEN PRETTY DAMN SICK,

135. BECAUSE MILLIONS

136. OF THESE NOBLE CREATURES COMMITTED SUICIDE

137. BY JUMPING IN FRONT OF THE WHITE MAN'S GUNS.

138. JERRI BLANK IS AN INDIAN!

139. I AM NOT!

140. HEY, THIS'LL BE FUN, LET'S HAVE A DEBATE.

141. JERRI WILL DEFEND THE GODLESS SAVAGES

142. AND EVERYONE ELSE WILL ATTACK JERRI.

143. DON'T BE AFRAID TO GET PERSONAL, THE OBJECTIVE IS TO WIN.

144. OR RATHER, TO ATTACK JERRI.

145. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT INDIANS BECAUSE I'M NOT AN INDIAN!

146. A CUNNINGLY SAVAGE DENIAL, JERRI.

147. ALL RIGHT,

148. A PEACEFUL, NAPPING GENERAL CUSTER

149. WAS MURDERED IN HIS SLEEP BY BLOODTHIRSTY INDIANS

150. WHILE HE WAS ON A FAMILY CAMPING TRIP.

151. DEFEND, ATTACK!

152. YOU MURDERED AN AMERICAN HERO!

153. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

154. GO BACK TO YOUR RESERVATION!

155. CIGARETTES KILL PEOPLE!

156. MOCCASINS PROVIDE NO ARCH SUPPORT!

157. I'M NOT AN INDIAN!

158. WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO! C'MON!

159. GO BACK TO YOUR RESERVATION!

160. I'M NOT! AH!

161. ATTACK, ATTACK! WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO!

162. AH!

163. ( shouting & jeering )

164. I'M NOT AN INDIAN!

165. CIRCLE YOUR DESKS, SHE'S ON THE WARPATH!

166. YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA YA-YA-YA!

167. YA-YA!

168. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

169. I'M SORRY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME.

170. I SNAPPED.

171. HEY, CAN I HAVE THAT FOR MY LODGE POLE?

172. JERRI, THIS IS SERIOUS.

173. WE CAN'T HAVE OUR STUDENTS GOING AROUND COMMITTING "SCALPACIDE" !

174. NOW, YOUR STEPMOTHER WANTS TO SEND YOU

175. TO THIS RANCH FOR REDSKINS.

176. SO YOU HAVE A CHOICE:

177. GO TO THIS CAMP AND LEARN HOW TO BE A SOCIALIZED TOMAHAWK-CHOPPER,

178. OR YOU CAN BELLY UP TO MY ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SUSPENSION BUFFET.

179. WHICH IS IT?

180. GUESS I'LL BE GOIN' TO CAMP.

181. GOOD, GET OUT!

182. WITH ANY LUCK, WE CAN HAVE THIS REATTACHED.

183. ( man ) HEY THERE, BROTHERS, WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO!

184. HA-HA, RIGHT BACK AT YOU!

185. HOW! HI, BOB WHITELY.

186. WELCOME TO THE BOB WHITELY CULTURAL IMMERSION CAMP FOR ADOPTED INDIANS.

187. YOU EVER SEEN SO MANY INDIANS IN ONE PLACE BEFORE?

188. NO— OFF-TRACK BETTING PARLOR.

189. LIQUOR STORE!

190. UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE.

191. OTHER THAN THAT, NEVER.

192. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M HERE.

193. FOR THE SAME REASON EVERYBODY ELSE IS HERE.

194. YOU'RE ALL FULL-BLOODED NATIVE AMERICANS

195. WHO DON'T KNOW SQUAT ABOUT YOUR CULTURE.

196. BUT I'M GONNA LEAD YOU DOWN THE TRAIL

197. SO YOU MIGHT KNOW THE RICHNESS OF YOUR HERITAGE!

198. ARE YOU AN INDIAN? NOPE.

199. NOW, YOU'RE IN TEEPEE 10.

200. JUST FOLLOW THE WARPATH PAST THE WIGWAMS.

201. I'LL MEET YOU AT THE SWEAT LODGE.

202. HI... I'M WENDELL.

203. MY CAMP NAME IS "TWO BEARS."

204. I'M JERRI.

205. STREET NAME... SPREADUM THIGHS.

206. MMM!

207. ALL RIGHT, GANG,

208. I'VE PLANNED SOME INFORMATIVE CULTURAL ACTIVITIES FOR THIS AFTERNOON.

209. YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN HERE A COUPLE OF DAYS,

210. AND I DON'T THINK I'VE LEARNED THAT MUCH ABOUT MY CULTURE.

211. LOOK, I'VE DONE EXTENSIVE VIDEO RESEARCH ON YOUR CULTURE, MISTER,

212. BUT I GUESS YOU KNOW MORE THAN ONE

213. MR. JOHN "THE DUKE" WAYNE?

214. YOU'VE GOT A RICH AND BEAUTIFUL HERITAGE, ALL RIGHT?

215. OKAY, LET'S GO ATTACK A WAGON TRAIN, HUH?

216. C'MON, IT'LL BE EDUCATIONAL!

217. LET'S GO!

218. HI-HO! WOO-WOO-WOO!

219. DO YOU REMEMBER HOW TO DO THAT?

220. IT'S JUST A HAND MOTION LIKE THIS AGAINST THE LIPS.

221. WOO-WOO-WOO!

222. OH MY GOD, YOU SEE THAT?

223. GIMME THAT!

224. ( laughing )

225. WHEN YOU'RE DEALING, YOU DEAL LEFT TO RIGHT.

226. ONE DOWN, ONE UP, ONE DOWN, ONE UP.

227. HERE, NOTHIN' HERE— YEP, THERE IS SOMETHIN' HERE.

228. OKAY, GERONIMO, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

229. HIT ME!

230. YOU GOT IT!

231. HEY, HEY, HEY!

232. ( Derrick ) HE TOOK HIS HEAD RIGHT OFF.

233. ( Sara ) DEAD INDIAN!

234. HE'S DRAGGED BY THE HORSE, HE'S DRAGGED BY THE HORSE.

235. AND HE'S DEAD.

236. HE KILLED THE HORSE. ( laughing )

237. ( doorbell ) WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

238. OH, WE GOT THAT...

239. MRS. BLANK.

240. HOW'S JERRI DOING AT CAMP?

241. I'M JUST A LITTLE WORRIED BECAUSE

242. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HER IN A WEEK.

243. WELL, I GUESS SINCE WE HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HER EITHER

244. WE JUST HAVE TO ASSUME THAT SHE'S DECIDED TO LIVE WITH HER NATIVE PEOPLE.

245. YES!

246. MAYBE SHE'S JUST HAVING TOO GOOD OF A TIME TO WRITE.

247. MAYBE SHE IS COMING BACK.

248. WHAT? DERRICK?

249. IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, MOM.

250. BUT IT COULD!

251. WHAT'S ALL THIS STUFF?

252. OH THOSE ARE JERRI'S THINGS, WE'RE GIVING THEM TO CHARITY,

253. AND THEN WE'RE TURNING JERRI'S ROOM INTO A SMOKE HOUSE FOR DERRICK!

254. I LOVE SMOKED MEAT! I KNOW YOU DO, HONEY.

255. UM, DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE THIS WITH ME?

256. MMM, SURE.

257. UH, UM, THAT'S A DOLLAR.

258. THIS IS FUN!

259. HA!

260. ARE YOU HAVING FUN?

261. I DON'T KNOW.

262. I LIKED MEETING YOU AND EVERYTHING,

263. BUT ALL THIS STUFF WE'RE LEARNING SEEMS A LITTLE WRONG.

264. YOU FEEL RIGHT.

265. YES.

266. I THINK THAT'S BECAUSE YOU AND I HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.

267. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

268. WELL, I'M AN INDIAN AND ADOPTED, AND YOU...

269. ARE LILY-WHITE AND HAVE TWO LOVING PALE-FACED PARENTS.

270. IF YOU WEREN'T ADOPTED,

271. THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THIS CAMP?

272. LOOK, I KNOW I WASN'T ADOPTED,

273. BECAUSE I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER MY MOTHER.

274. I REMEMBER SHE'D GIVE ME BATHS,

275. AND SHE'D CALL ME HER LITTLE SQUAW.

276. SHE'D STICK A FEATHER IN MY HAIR

277. AND DANCE OUT OF THE ROOM, SINGING,

278. LOOK, JERRI, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

279. I USED TO FEEL THE SAME WAY.

280. BUT WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME?

281. WHAT MIGHT THAT BE, MY BRAVE YOUNG BRAVE?

282. I'M GOING TO THIS MEETING

283. WHERE WE TALK ABOUT OUR CHILDHOOD AND OUR HERITAGE.

284. WOULD YOU COME?

285. LEAD THE WAY, SCOUT.

286. ( woman screaming )

287. HOLD ON!

288. THE SETTLERS HAVE BEEN SMOKED OUT.

289. YEE!

290. BEFORE THE POW WOW, WHY DON'T WE, UH...

291. SMOKE-A-DA PEACE PIPE.

292. OH YEAH, THAT IS GOOD STUFF.

293. THAT'LL TAKE YOU TO THE SPIRIT WORLD.

294. DON'T BE SHY!

295. DON'T BE SHY.

296. ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE TO SEE A LITTLE MORE CULTURAL ENTHUSIASM.

297. SEEMS THAT BLANK'S THE ONLY ONE THAT GETS IT.

298. FINE, UM...

299. I GUESS WE CAN HAVE OUR CHAT.

300. UH, WHY DON'T WE START WITH YOU.

301. WHY DON'T YOU TELL US ABOUT YOUR RAGE AGAINST

302. THE ROUND-EYED WHITE MAN?

303. IT'S NOT A RAGE.

304. I MEAN, I GET A LITTLE FRUSTRATED SOMETIMES.

305. Y'KNOW, OCCASIONALLY PEOPLE WILL COME UP TO ME AND GO,

306. "ARE YOU AN OGLALA SIOUX?"

307. AND I'M LIKE, "PLEASE, NO WAY!

308. I'M LAKOTA SIOUX."

309. RIGHT ON, BROTHER!

310. MY ADOPTIVE PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME.

311. SOMETIMES I JUST WANNA—

312. PAINT YOUR FACE? TORCH YOUR PARENTS' BEDROOM?

313. NO, SIT DOWN AND TALK WITH THEM.

314. RIGHT, TALK.

315. HOW 'BOUT YOU, JERRI?

316. WHAT FRUSTRATES YOU THE MOST?

317. LOOK, I CAN'T DO THIS!

318. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT.

319. I'M NOT AN INDIAN, ALL RIGHT?

320. I MEAN, SURE, I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE CONCEPT OF THE WHEEL,

321. ALL RIGHT, BUT MY MOTHER NEVER GAVE ME UP FOR ADOPTION!

322. SHE'D NEVER DO THAT!

323. NEVER!

324. THAT'S AN $80 BONG.

325. HOWDY, BROTHERS!

326. JERRI! JERRI!

327. OH, JERRI!

328. WHO?

329. OH, I'M SORRY, YOU LOOK LIKE A FRIEND OF MINE.

330. HEY, JERRI.

331. ORLANDO!

332. LONGY TIME NO SEEUM.

333. YOU BUY TICKY TO COME UP HERE?

334. LOOK, JERRI, I CAME HERE FOR TWO REASONS.

335. ONE, WE USED TO BE FRIENDS AND THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME.

336. TWO, I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER FRIENDS.

337. THREE, I FOUND THIS BOX AT YOUR HOUSE

338. AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD MEAN SOMETHING TO YOU NOW.

339. I'D FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS OBVIOUS LINK TO MY PAST

340. THAT WILL ANSWER ALL MY QUESTIONS.

341. WELL, MAYBE ONE OF YOUR NEW FRIENDS CAN HELP YOU UNDERSTAND IT.

342. I HOPE YOU FIND WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, JERRI.

343. I MISS YOU.

344. I MISS YOU.

345. ORLANDO!

346. MYSTERY.

347. WENDELL!

348. ( groaning )

349. WENDELL, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

350. NOW THAT I NEED SOMETHING FROM YOU,

351. I WANNA APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAY I ACTED AT THE MEETING.

352. I WAS WONDERIN' IF YOU COULD USE YOUR "REDSKIN WAYS"

353. AND TELL ME WHAT THIS MEANS.

354. NO, BUT I COULD USE WHAT I LEARNED IN SMOKE SIGNAL CLASS.

355. WHATEVER.

356. I THINK IT'S A MESSAGE, JERRI.

357. I THINK IT'S FROM YOUR MOTHER.

358. "DEAR JERRI," THAT'S ME!

359. "YOU ARE AN INDIAN." WELL, THAT'S SETTLED.

360. "IN ORDER TO OFFER YOU A BETTER LIFE, I...

361. TRADED YOU FOR A PITCHER OF BEER."

362. SEE, I KNEW SHE WOULDN'T PUT ME UP FOR ADOPTION!

363. SHE CONTINUES.

364. "ANYWAY, I BETTER GO, THAT BEER IS...

365. "NOT GETTING ANY COLDER

366. "AND I'VE GOT SOME DRINKING TO DO.

367. "GOOD LUCK, LOVE...

368. HEY, GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BEER, YOU SON OF A..."

369. IT JUST FADES OUT THERE.

370. BITCH! SHE WAS PROBABLY GONNA SAY BITCH.

371. PROBABLY.

372. LOOK, HERE UNDER THE BIRCH THERE'S A PHOTO!

373. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!

374. WELL, I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ACCEPT THAT I AM AN INDIAN

375. AND FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,

376. I WILL PURSUE GOVERNMENT FUNDING.

377. WELCOME TO THE TRIBE, JERRI!

378. WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO!

379. OH YES!

380. WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO...

381. HEY, YOU SAVAGE!

382. TIME TO MAKE WAR PAINT OUT OF ROOTS AND BERRIES!

383. BOB, I THINK NOW THAT I KNOW WHO I AM,

384. IT'S TIME FOR ME TO LEAVE.

385. BUT I WANNA THANK YOU FOR TEACHING ME ABOUT MY ROOTS.

386. BEFORE I CAME HERE, I THOUGHT INDIAN CULTURE HAD TO DO WITH ETHNIC PRIDE,

387. RESPECT FOR NATURE AND FIGHTING FOR THE RETURN OF RIGHTFUL LANDS.

388. BUT I NOW KNOW THAT BEING AN INDIAN

389. IS ABOUT SCALPING, DRINKING AND GAMBLING!

390. JERRI...

391. IF YOU EVER WANNA BE A COUNSELOR IN THIS CAMP,

392. I'LL HAVE A TOMAHAWK WAITING WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.

393. THANKS, KEMOSABE.

394. SOUVENIR.

395. REMEMBER THE ALAMO.

396. ( grunting )

397. AHH!

398. WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING?

399. WHY IS EVERYBODY DRESSED LIKE A PILGRIM?

400. IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE?

401. WHERE ARE MY INDIANS?

402. GODDAMN IT!

403. I SWEAR TO CHRIST, PEOPLE,

404. I WILL CANCEL THIS WHOLE GODDAMN TURKEY PAGEANT

405. JUST BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE ARE SO GODDAMN SELFISH!

406. WHO WILL BE MY INDIANS?

407. I'LL BE YOUR INDIANS!

408. AND I WILL PLAY THEM WITH THE DIGNITY THEY DESERVE!

409. GET THIS SQUAW A PAPOOSE!

410. I'VE GOT A SHOW TO PUT ON!

411. COME INTO MY CAMP, MY SETTLER FRIEND.

412. FEED FROM MY MAIZE AND ALSO FROM MY CORNS.

413. HOLD THIS.

414. WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO...

415. I'VE GOT YOU NOW, MY PRETTY.

416. EVEN YOUR PILGRIM FATHERS CAN'T HELP YOU NOW.

417. SOON I WILL COOK YOU AND FEED YOU TO MY TRIBE!

418. I WILL MAKE MOCCASINS FROM YOUR LILY-WHITE SKIN

419. AND FLUTES FROM YOUR BONES!

420. LET THAT...

421. LET THAT... WOMAN GO!

422. WE COME IN PEACE AND BROTHERHOOD.

423. IF YOU LET HER GO, WE WILL RETURN TO EUROPE AND NEVER RETURN.

424. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

425. YOU FRIGHTEN ME NOT WITH YOUR FIRE STICK.

426. PLEASE HELP ME FIND A FLESHY HOME

427. FOR MY SHINY STONE KNIFE!

428. ( all ) KILL HER, KILL HER...

429. WE WARN YOU ONE LAST TIME, PLEASE!

430. PROTECT ME, SATAN!

431. OH.

432. ( cheering )

433. FEEL NO GUILT, FOR I THANK THEE.

434. PLEASE, QUICK, BRING ME BIRCH BARK AND A QUILL.

435. I DEED TO YOU THE ENTIRE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES—

436. ALASKA AND HAWAII— FOR ALL ETERNITY.

437. FREE THIS LAND FROM THE HANDS

438. OF MY SAVAGE BROTHERS!

439. OH, OH!

440. ( applauding )

441. BRAVO!

442. ( whistling and cheering )