Strangers with Candy 3x2

Directed by Juan José Campanella

Deborah Rush as Sara Blank • Larc Spies as Derrick Blank • Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Dylan Baker as Minister Arsenew • Peter Benson as Buddah Stalin

Told in her art class to photograph something that represents freedom, Jerri creates a nude self-portrait which is immediately banned by the principal. So Jerri goes on a hunger strike.

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1. ( Jerri ) ALL RIGHT!

2. BUDDAH STALIN'S GOT THE SKILLS TO PAY THE BILLS!

3. YES!

4. ( rocker wailing ) WAAAAH!

5. ( hard rock pumping )

6. WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?

7. BECAUSE I FIND IT OFFENSIVE.

8. BUDDAH STALIN IS AN ARTIST, AND HE HAS EVERY RIGHT—

9. I DON'T MIND THE VIDEO, JERRI.

10. IT'S HAVING YOU IN MY HOUSE THAT I FIND OFFENSIVE.

11. GET OUT!

12. ( TV resumes )

13. HELLO! I'M JERRI BLANK.

14. THIRTY-TWO YEARS AGO I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL,

15. AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME.

16. OH, I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS.

17. DID A LOT OF TIME...

18. I WAS A BOOZER...

19. A USER...

20. AND A LOSER...

21. I STOLE THE T.V.,

22. DID SOME MORE TIME,

23. BUT NOW I'M BACK IN SCHOOL!

24. AND THOUGH THE FACES MAY HAVE CHANGED...

25. THE HASSLES ARE JUST THE SAME.

26. Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL

27. AS YOU ALL KNOW FLATPOINT IS CELEBRATING FREEDOM WEEK.

28. NOW, UH, SUSAN,

29. WHY DON'T YOU TELL US WHAT FREEDOM MEANS TO YOU.

30. UH... MY NAME'S ORLANDO.

31. WHAT?

32. I HAVE SUSAN SMITH, SEAT 2B.

33. OH, WE SORT OF SWITCHED SEATS...

34. GOD DAMN IT!

35. LOOK, PEOPLE, THIS IS CHAOS!

36. WE ARE NOT STARTING THIS LECTURE ON FREEDOM

37. UNTIL EVERYONE'S IN THEIR ASSIGNED SEAT!

38. MOVE!

39. HUSTLE UP!

40. WE'RE BURNIN' DAYLIGHT!

41. WHERE'S YOUR SEAT?

42. I— I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO SIT.

43. WELL THEN, GET OUT!

44. ALL RIGHT, TO KICK OFF FREEDOM WEEK,

45. ARNIE'S FATHER, MINISTER ARSENEW

46. IS GOING TO GIVE US A LITTLE TALK ABOUT FREEDOM.

47. I WANT YOU TO LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY,

48. BECAUSE HE IS A PROMINENT RELIGIOUS FIGURE,

49. AND THIS IS A PUBLIC SCHOOL.

50. OKAY...

51. MM-MINISTER ARSENEW!

52. LAST NIGHT I WAS WATCHING MY SON ARNIE,

53. WATCHING TV, AND ON IT WAS THIS

54. TATTOOED, LEATHER-CLAD FELLA,

55. WITH THE CURIOUS NAME OF BUDDAH STALIN.

56. HE WAS TRYING TO FILL MY SON'S HEAD WITH HIS IDEAS ABOUT

57. FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

58. BUT WHAT IS THIS "FREEDOM OF SPEECH"

59. THAT PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SPEAKING SO FREELY ABOUT?

60. DOES IT MEAN SAYING ANYTHING YOU WANT ANYTIME YOU WANT?

61. FOR INSTANCE, IS IT OKAY TO YELL

62. "FIRE" AT A CROWDED BOOK BURNING?

63. DID JESUS JUST GO AROUND SAYIN'

64. ANYTHING THAT CAME INTO HIS HEAD?

65. YES HE DID.

66. AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

67. THAT'S RIGHT,

68. THEY NAILED HIM TO A TELEPHONE POLE!

69. WHAT DOES THIS PARABLE TEACH US?

70. KEEP YOUR YAPPER SHUT!

71. THAT'S WHAT GOD WANTS,

72. AND WHO ARE YA GONNA LISTEN TO?

73. THE ALMIGHTY...

74. OR ONE OF THOSE FOUL-MOUTHED,

75. JEW-NEGRO-RICAN ROCK-N-ROLLER ANTI-CAPITAL PUNISHMENT TYPES

76. LIKE THAT BUDDAH STALIN CHARACTER?

77. BUDDAH STALIN'S CHRONIC.

78. MY POINT IS, YOU WANNA LEARN ABOUT FREEDOM, CHILDREN?

79. READ YOUR BIBLE— NOW ON TAPE.

80. THANK YOU, MINISTER ARSENEW.

81. AREN'T WE FORGETTING SOMETHING, MR. NOBLET?

82. OH... RIGHT, RIGHT.

83. OKEY-DOKE, COUGH IT UP.

84. C'MON, C'MON!

85. C'MON PEOPLE, DIG DEEP!

86. FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.

87. I CANNOT WAIT TO TELL YOU ABOUT FREEDOM WEEK!

88. ( students groaning )

89. LOOK PEOPLE, I DON'T THINK YOU APPRECIATE

90. JUST HOW SERIOUS THIS FREEDOM STUFF IS.

91. YOU CANNOT IMAGINE WHAT IT WAS LIKE,

92. TO BE A BLACK MAN IN THE SLAVE DAYS.

93. BUT I CAN.

94. AND LET ME TELL YOU,

95. IT WAS HORRIBLE WHAT YOU DID TO MY PEOPLE!

96. OKAY! FOR OUR ASSIGNMENTS...

97. I'M GONNA BE PASSING OUT CAMERAS,

98. AND YOUR PROJECT IS TO TAKE PICTURES

99. OF THINGS THAT REPRESENT FREEDOM.

100. ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA PAIR YOU UP INTO TEAMS.

101. GEORGE, YOU'LL BE WITH CLINTON,

102. BOOTSY, WHY DON'T YOU BE WITH COLIN,

103. ARNIE, WHY DON'T YOU BE WITH JERRI...

104. TONI, YOU'RE GONNA BE WITH...

105. SUSAN.

106. WE'LL PUT YOU TWO TOGETHER.

107. ALL RIGHTY!

108. NOW, TOMORROW WE'RE GONNA DEVELOP OUR PICTURES

109. AND WE'RE GONNA DISPLAY THEM IN THE FREEDOM CAGE!

110. AND AT THE END OF THE WEEK PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN

111. WILL BE JUDGING THEM FOR MOST FREE-EST.

112. OKAY, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY!

113. TAKE GOOD PICTURES, EVERYBODY!

114. GREAT, A MINISTER'S SON.

115. WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GETTIN' ALL FREE?

116. PLENTY!

117. MY DAD HAS A LOT OF GREAT RULES FOR FREEDOM.

118. OH YEAH?

119. HEY, REVEREND TIGHT-ASS,

120. READY TO GET ALL FREE?

121. SURE.

122. OKAY! FREEDOM.

123. FREEDOM, WHAT SAYS FREEDOM?

124. WELL, WHAT ABOUT BREAKING CONVENTIONAL NORMS?

125. LIKE PUTTING THINGS TOGETHER IN ODD COMBINATIONS?

126. ME LIKE-EE.

127. KEEP TALKIN'.

128. LIKE A...

129. LIGHT PILLOW IN A GARBAGE CAN.

130. AHH, YOU DEVIL, YOU.

131. HOW ABOUT A PENCIL...

132. IN A WASHER, HUH?

133. I DON'T THINK SO.

134. HOW ABOUT A PENIS IN A VAGINA?

135. LOOK JERRI, I GOTTA GO.

136. BESIDES, WE'RE NOT COMING UP WITH ANY IDEAS.

137. OH, ARE WE NOT WE?

138. AH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

139. I'M FEELIN' FREE. HOW YOU FEELIN' ?

140. A LITTLE NAUSEOUS.

141. THE SHIP'S NOT I GOTTA GO. EVEN ROCKIN' YET.

142. WHY YOU SO NERVOUS?

143. I'VE POSED FOR PHOTOGRAPHS PLENTY OF TIMES

144. AND THE DWARF NEVER GOT NERVOUS.

145. JERRI, PLEASE PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON.

146. WE NEED TO LOOSEN YOU UP.

147. I'LL GET THE BALL ROLLING.

148. FEEL FREE TO JUMP IN ANYTIME.

149. OKAY CLASS.

150. IT'S TIME TO DEVELOP OUR PHOTOS!

151. NOW I WANT TO REMIND YOU,

152. BE EXTRA CAREFUL WITH THESE CHEMICALS,

153. THEY'RE VERY DANGEROUS.

154. BE CAREFUL OVER THERE! OKAY.

155. MY EYES!

156. MR. JELLINECK?

157. YES, ARNIE?

158. WHAT DO I WANT?

159. I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I HAD

160. NOTHING TO DO WITH JERRI'S PHOTOS.

161. I'D LIKE ANOTHER CHANCE.

162. OH ARNIE, I'M SORRY,

163. THERE'S NO SECOND CHANCES WITH FREEDOM.

164. BUT I CAN GIVE YOU AN "F".

165. SO NOW, TO DEVELOP OUR FILM

166. I'M GONNA HAVE TO SHUT OFF THE LIGHTS,

167. IT'S GONNA GET PRETTY DARK IN HERE,

168. BUT THERE'S NOTHIN' TO BE FRIGHTENED OF.

169. ( Jellineck panicky ) OKAY, CALM DOWN, BREATHE.

170. THE LIGHTS WILL BE ON SOON.

171. SOMETHING JUST BRUSHED MY LEG!

172. WHAT WAS IT?

173. ( crashing and clamoring )

174. I CAN'T FIND THE LIGHT SWITCH!

175. I'M ALL TURNED AROUND!

176. I CAN'T BREATH, I CAN'T!

177. ( gasping & wheezing )

178. OKAY...

179. LET'S GET OUR PHOTOS IN THE STOP BATH,

180. AND I'M GONNA TAKE A QUICK TRIP TO THE LITTLE BOYS' ROOM.

181. MR. JELLINECK!

182. MR. JELLINECK!

183. WHAT ABOUT MY PHOTO?

184. LET'S HAVE A LOOK, JERRI.

185. IT'S GOOD! ( laughs uneasy )

186. I READ YOUR FREEDOM SPEECH ON THE TOILET TODAY

187. AND I HAVE TO SAY I WAS MOVED.

188. HAPPY TO HEAR IT.

189. SAY, HERE'S THE FREEDOM PHOTO COMPETITION.

190. LET'S PERUSE.

191. MAKE WAY, PARDON ME.

192. OH YEAH, LET'S SEE,

193. A BOY AND A TOWEL— NICE.

194. AND A FUNNY CLOWN AND A KITTY.

195. JERRI BLANK AND ARNIE ARSENEW!

196. HEY, THAT'S MY BOY!

197. UH HUH. HMMM.

198. IT LOOKS LIKE TWO LONGSHOREMEN

199. FIGHTING OVER AH! A SQUIRREL...

200. NO, SEE, THAT'S MY ONE LEG,

201. AND THAT'S MY OTHER LEG, AND THAT'S MY—

202. SNATCH IT DOWN!

203. WHAT! NOW SNATCH IT DOWN!

204. JESUS, DADDY, AND THE SPOOK!

205. BUT SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO EXPRESS MYSELF.

206. THAT'S THE LAST THING WE NEED IN FREEDOM WEEK.

207. ONYX! I'M SORRY, MINISTER.

208. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT!

209. IT'S JUST THIS KIND OF DEGENERATE BEHAVIOR

210. THAT LEADS TO RECYCLING!

211. JELLINECK, BRING THAT PHOTO TO MY OFFICE TOUT SUITE!

212. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT?

213. THAT PHOTO WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF FREEDOM!

214. ( groans pleadingly )

215. AND THEN THE TROGLODYTE HANGS UP THIS PICTURE

216. AND I MEAN, MAN— YOU CAN IMAGINE, RIGHT, MOM?

217. OH, I TRY NOT TO.

218. HEY HEY HEY.

219. OH, JERRI, I UNDERSTAND YOU BESMIRCHED

220. THE FAMILY NAME AGAIN TODAY.

221. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING HANGING UP THAT PICTURE OF YOURSELF?

222. I DON'T BLAME PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN FOR BEING SHOCKED.

223. IT IS GROTESQUE!

224. LOOK, IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM IF PEOPLE CAN'T

225. HANDLE A NUDE PICTURE OF ME.

226. WHAT?

227. IT WAS NAKED AS WELL?

228. OH, GOOD LORD!

229. WHAT'S IT MATTER? BLACKMAN'S GOT IT NOW.

230. THE WHOLE THING'S OVER.

231. ( ding-dong )

232. MRS. BLANK, I WAS JUST ON MY WAY TO GO

233. PLAY SOME TENNIS, AND THEN SOMETHING OCCURRED TO ME.

234. IS JERRI HERE?

235. ARE YOU BEHIND THIS PHOTOGRAPH FIASCO?

236. IT'S FREEDOM WEEK, MRS. BLANK.

237. IT JUST HAPPENED.

238. IT'S BIGGER THAN BOTH OF ME.

239. JERRI, YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE THIS LYING DOWN.

240. BUT I'M JUST SO COMFORTABLE,

241. AND BESIDES IT'S JUST SOME STUPID PHOTO.

242. LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY.

243. OH NO.

244. I HAD A PAINTING HANG IN A GALLERY ONCE,

245. AND IT WAS VICIOUSLY CENSORED.

246. DID SOMEONE SNATCH IT DOWN LIKE MY PHOTO?

247. NO, NOBODY BOUGHT IT.

248. NOT EVEN WHEN I SLASHED THE PRICE.

249. I WAS SO DISGUSTED I PULLED IT FROM THE GALLERY

250. AND DONATED IT TO THE CRAB SHANTY RESTAURANT.

251. AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

252. THEY CENSORED ME AS WELL,

253. BECAUSE WHEN I WENT THERE FOR A BUCKET OF HUSH PUPPIES

254. IT WASN'T HUNG PROMINENTLY.

255. MAYBE IT WASN'T ANY GOOD.

256. NO JERRI, IF THIS WAS AN ISOLATED INCIDENT I'D SAY MAYBE,

257. BUT THEY DID THE SAME THING TO MY NOVEL,

258. MY COLLECTION OF POETRY, AND MY SPORTSWEAR LINE.

259. OH MY GOD!

260. DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING, JERRI?

261. THEY'RE TRYING TO CENSOR ME AGAIN BY CENSORING YOU.

262. I DON'T WANNA CAUSE ANY TROUBLES.

263. JERRI, WITH THAT KINDA ATTITUDE,

264. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA HAVE ANY PAIN IN YOUR LIFE.

265. DON'T YOU WANNA BE LIKE THE GREAT FREEDOM FIGHTERS,

266. LIKE GANDHI?

267. WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

268. THEY SHOT HIM IN THE STOMACH.

269. OR— OR MARTIN LUTHER KING?

270. WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

271. THEY SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD.

272. OR BOBBY KENNEDY?

273. SOMEONE SHOOT HIM?

274. NO, HE DROWNED IN A CAR ACCIDENT.

275. HIS BROTHER WAS DRIVING.

276. THE POINT IS JERRI—

277. ( plop )

278. IF I DIDN'T HAVE YOUR NECK TO STICK OUT THERE,

279. I WOULD NEVER GO THROUGH WITH THIS.

280. WHAT DO YOU SAY!

281. LET ME JUST THINK ABOUT IT.

282. I'M GONNA GO SEE DERRICK.

283. SHOULD I FIGHT CENSORSHIP?

284. I KNOW— I'LL TAKE MY MIND OFF MY DILEMMA WITH NEWS OF

285. THE LATEST BUDDAH STALIN OUTRAGEOUSNESS.

286. "BUDDAH STALIN FIGHTS CENSORSHIP."

287. WHY DOES THAT SOUND SO FAMILIAR?

288. THINK!

289. I'M JUST LIKE BUDDAH STALIN!

290. I'VE GOTTA TELL MR. JELLINECK I'M IN.

291. MR. JELLINECK, I'M IN!

292. GREAT!

293. HEY, JERRI,

294. I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER

295. AND OUTLINE OUR PLAN OF ATTACK.

296. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BLOCKIN' ALL THE DOORS

297. AND SETTIN' FIRE TO THE SCHOOL?

298. CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT LATER?

299. I'M REALLY NOT THAT HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.

300. THAT'S IT!

301. HUNGER STRIKE!

302. WE'LL GO ON A HUNGER STRIKE!

303. BOTH OF US? YEAH!

304. YOU WON'T EAT, AND I WON'T FEED YOU!

305. YOU'LL BE JUST LIKE BOBBY SANDS!

306. WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

307. HE STARVED TO DEATH.

308. ( laughing happily )

309. MY INFORMANTS TELL ME THAT BLANK IS GOING

310. TO TRY A HUNGER STRIKE!

311. THAT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN HER IDEA.

312. IT'S THAT JELLINECK PULLING THE STRINGS,

313. AND THAT CHUBBY MINDLESS PUPPET,

314. IS HIS CHUBBY MINDLESS PUPPET!

315. WHAT'S GEOFFERY THINKING?

316. HE'S BEING SO REBELLIOUS,

317. LIKE SOME LEATHER-CLAD BIKER

318. WITH THE SMELL OF CHEAP ALCOHOL ON HIS BREATH.

319. TIGHT PANTS CREAKING LIKE A RUSTY DOOR HINGE,

320. AS HE MAKES HIS WAY ACROSS THE BAR

321. AND PINS YOU TO THE WALL WITH THAT SMOKEY GLARE OF HIS.

322. YOU WANNA RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T.

323. YOU CAN'T MOVE.

324. IT'S LIKE HE'S TRAPPED YOU LIKE SOME

325. HELPLESS WOODLAND CREATURE.

326. YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE, RIGHT?

327. THIS IS G— THIS IS GOOD.

328. WHAT IS THIS?

329. THIS IS REALLY GOOD.

330. LOOK, ONYX, BLANK AND THAT FRAGILE ART TEACHER

331. ARE TRYING TO THREATEN YOU,

332. AND I SWEAR,

333. IF YOU BOW TO THEIR THREATS, I WILL DESTROY YOU!

334. DESTROY ME?

335. HOW YOU GONNA DESTROY ME?

336. HE'S ALL LOVING AND... CAN YOU DO THAT?

337. LET'S SEE.

338. ALL RIGHT, MINISTER,

339. DON'T GET YOUR VESTMENTS IN A BIND.

340. I WILL PUT A QUICK AND PAINFUL END

341. TO THIS LITTLE DEMONSTRATION.

342. I WILL BRING HER DOWN!

343. ( students shouting encouragement )

344. YOU CAN DO IT.

345. YAYY! YAYY! YAYY!

346. GET IN THERE!

347. C'MON, YOU CAN DO IT.

348. ( cheering continues )

349. WATCH THIS.

350. BLANK!

351. THIS IS YOUR PRINCIPAL SPEAKING,

352. GET OUT!

353. FREEDOM.

354. ( students chanting "freedom" )

355. BUT, I... MY SCHOOL!

356. FREEDOM! FREEDOM!

357. FREEDOM! FREEDOM!

358. RETREAT, BEFORE THEY EAT US ALIVE.

359. ALIVE I SAY!

360. IT'S A FREEDOM FRENZY OUT THERE!

361. SHE'S BRINGING THOSE STUDENTS TOGETHER

362. AND IT'S TEARING THIS SCHOOL APART!

363. NOBLET, BREAK OUT THE WATER HOSES AND THE DOGS!

364. RIGHT!

365. UM, I DON'T THINK WE HAVE THOSE.

366. WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL IS THIS?

367. I DON'T KNOW, ONYX,

368. BUT MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE A LITTLE CHAT

369. WITH GOD ABOUT RAINING FIRE DOWN ON ITS LEADERS!

370. WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A LITTLE CHAT WITH GOD

371. AND TELL HIM TO RAIN FIRE DOWN ON JERRI BLANK?

372. IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.

373. WAIT, WHY ARE WE PANICKING?

374. WITHOUT ANY FOOD IN THERE,

375. I'M SURE JERRI CAN'T HOLD OUT FOR LONG.

376. ARE YOU JOKING?

377. SHE CAN LIVE OFF STORED FAT.

378. HER HIPS ALONE COULD TAKE US INTO THE NEXT SEMESTER.

379. WE'VE GOT TO BRING HER DOWN, NOW!

380. LOOK, WE DON'T HAVE TO BREAK BLANK!

381. GEOFFERY'S THE KEY,

382. AND I KNOW ALL ABOUT HIS KEYHOLE!

383. HMM-HE-HE. HMM. HMM-HM.

384. ( shouting encouragement )

385. JERRI! JERRI! JERRI!

386. JELLINECK, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET

387. YOU TO STOP THIS PROTEST HUNGRY-STRIKE?

388. THIS IS ABOUT ARTISTIC FREEDOM AND I AM AN ARTIST.

389. I AM UNMOVABLE.

390. NOTHING CAN SWAY ME.

391. I'LL BUY ONE OF YOUR LEAF COLLAGES

392. AND HANG IT IN THE HALL.

393. YOU GOT A DEAL, MISTER!

394. JERRI!

395. JERRI, WE WON!

396. WE WON! WE WON!

397. THE SHACKLES OF CENSORSHIP HAVE BEEN SHATTERED!

398. THEY'RE GONNA DISPLAY MY ARTWORK?

399. NO, THEY'RE GONNA DISPLAY MINE!

400. GET ON OUT OF THERE,

401. HOW DID THEY BREAK BIKO?

402. THEY BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH PIPES.

403. I'VE GOT A PIPE IN THE BACK OF MY CAR.

404. WAIT A MINUTE, I'VE GOT AN IDEA OF SOMETHING

405. THAT'LL HIT HER A LOT HARDER THAN A PIPE.

406. ( students clamoring )

407. BLANK!

408. HAVE YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES?

409. ARE YOU WILLING TO CALL OFF YOUR HUNGER STRIKE?

410. NO I WILL NOT, BECAUSE FREEDOM MEANS

411. NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE HUNGRY.

412. I'M SORRY, JERRI, YOU'LL HAVE TO REPEAT THAT.

413. I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE ROAR OF ALL THIS...

414. FUDGE!

415. FUDGE!

416. I'LL JUST SET IT RIGHT HERE

417. WHILE YOU RETHINK ITS CHOCOLATINESS.

418. I THINK SHE'S FAINTED!

419. OH...

420. OH...

421. OH THAT'S GOOD!

422. OH MY GOD!

423. OH, THAT'S REAL BUTTER.

424. OH MAN...

425. ( student grumbling ) I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, MAN.

426. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

427. I'M SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, JERRI.

428. I THOUGHT YOU REALLY MEANT THE THINGS YOU HADN'T SAID.

429. WHA— ?

430. WAIT!

431. IT WAS JUST A LITTLE FUDGE BREAK.

432. IT'S NOT OVER!

433. I'LL BE STARVIN' AGAIN BEFORE YOU KNOW IT!

434. SORRY FOR YOUR FRUITLESS PAIN AND HUMILIATION, JERRI.

435. HERE'S A LITTLE CONSOLATION PRIZE—

436. YOUR PICTURE.

437. THIS IS JUST THE HEAD.

438. YES, THE MINISTER KEPT THE NAUGHTY PARTS FOR SAFEKEEPING.

439. I THINK HE'S HAVING THEM LAMINATED.

440. I'M SURE YOU'RE AS GLAD AS I AM THAT THIS IS ALL OVER,

441. THOUGH I HAVE TO ADMIT,

442. IT WAS A BOLD AND STUPID EFFORT.

443. I COULDN'T FIND A PIPE, BUT I GOT THIS!

444. NO NEED, MINISTER,

445. WE'VE ALREADY ADMINISTERED

446. A VICIOUS BEATING OF BAKED GOODS.

447. FUDGE.

448. FREEDOM.

449. I GUESS THAT ABOUT SAYS IT ALL.

450. ( thinking ) WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

451. BUDDAH?

452. WAIT A MINUTE.

453. THAT'S IT!

454. ALL RIGHTY, THEN.

455. IT'S NOW TIME TO JUDGE

456. THE BEST REPRESENTATION OF LIBERTY

457. WITHIN THE PRESCRIBED LIMITS OF FREEDOM.

458. REMEMBER, THE WINNER'S WORK WILL HANG IN THE LUNCH ROOM.

459. SO, LET'S FIND THAT LUCKY PHOTO, HUH?

460. I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW!

461. LET ME SEE THAT!

462. NOW I KNOW IT'S SHOCKING—

463. HMM, SHOCKINGLY AROUSING!

464. WHAT DID YOU DO HERE, BLANK?

465. WELL, SINCE ALL I HAD WAS MY HEAD,

466. I CUT OUT ANOTHER BODY FROM THE CENTERFOLD OF "MUFF PARADE".

467. WE HAVE A WINNER!

468. ( applause )

469. CAN I GET A COPY OF THAT?

470. MAYBE WITHOUT THE—

471. CONSIDER IT DONE.

472. WAIT A MINUTE!

473. WHY ISN'T THIS NAKED PHOTO CAUSIN' A STINK?

474. I DON'T KNOW, BLANK.

475. SOMEHOW WITHOUT YOUR BODY ATTACHED,

476. IT DOESN'T SEEM SO...

477. STINKY.

478. HMM... HMM...

479. WELL... AS BENJAMIN FRANKLIN JEFFERSON

480. GROVER WASHINGTON, JR. ONCE SAID,

481. "THE TREE OF LIBERTY MUST BE WATERED PERIODICALLY WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS."

482. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS,

483. BUT WHAT I HAVE LEARNED IS THAT THE SEXIER YOU ARE,

484. THE MORE FREEDOM YOU DESERVE.

485. GET OUT OF MY WAY!

486. DAMN, NOW THAT'S A SET OF MANCHESTERS!

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