Strangers with Candy 3x2

Directed by Juan José Campanella

Deborah Rush as Sara Blank • Larc Spies as Derrick Blank • Orlando Pabotoy as Orlando Pinatubo • Dylan Baker as Minister Arsenew • Peter Benson as Buddah Stalin

Told in her art class to photograph something that represents freedom, Jerri creates a nude self-portrait which is immediately banned by the principal. So Jerri goes on a hunger strike.

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1. ALL RIGHT!

2. BUDDAH STALIN'S GOT THE SKILLS TO PAY THE BILLS!

3. YES!

4. WAAAAH!

6. WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?

7. IT OFFENSIVE.

8. BUDDAH STALIN IS AN ARTIST, AND HE HAS EVERY RIGHT—

9. I DON'T MIND THE VIDEO, JERRI.

10. IT'S HAVING YOU IN MY HOUSE THAT I FIND OFFENSIVE.

11. GET OUT!

12.

13. HELLO! I'M JERRI BLANK.

14. I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL,

15. AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME.

16. OH, I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS.

17. DID A LOT OF TIME...

18. I WAS A BOOZER...

19. A USER...

20. AND A LOSER...

21. I STOLE THE T.V.,

22. DID SOME MORE TIME,

23. BUT NOW I'M BACK IN SCHOOL!

24. MAY HAVE CHANGED...

25. ARE JUST THE SAME.

26. Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL

27. CELEBRATING FREEDOM WEEK.

28. NOW, UH, SUSAN,

29. WHY DON'T YOU TELL US WHAT FREEDOM MEANS TO YOU.

30. UH... MY NAME'S ORLANDO.

31. WHAT?

32. I HAVE SUSAN SMITH, SEAT 2B.

33. OH, WE SORT OF SWITCHED SEATS...

34. GOD DAMN IT!

35. LOOK, PEOPLE, THIS IS CHAOS!

36. LECTURE ON FREEDOM

37. UNTIL EVERYONE'S IN THEIR ASSIGNED SEAT!

38. MOVE!

39. HUSTLE UP!

40. WE'RE BURNIN' DAYLIGHT!

41. WHERE'S YOUR SEAT?

42. I— I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO SIT.

43. WELL THEN, GET OUT!

44. ALL RIGHT, TO KICK OFF FREEDOM WEEK,

45. ARNIE'S FATHER, MINISTER ARSENEW

46. A LITTLE TALK ABOUT FREEDOM.

47. LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY,

48. PROMINENT RELIGIOUS FIGURE,

49. AND THIS IS A PUBLIC SCHOOL.

50. OKAY...

51. MM-MINISTER ARSENEW!

52. MY SON ARNIE,

53. WATCHING TV, AND ON IT WAS THIS

54. TATTOOED, LEATHER-CLAD FELLA,

55. OF BUDDAH STALIN.

56. HE WAS TRYING TO FILL MY SON'S HEAD WITH HIS IDEAS ABOUT

57. FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

58. "FREEDOM OF SPEECH"

59. SPEAKING SO FREELY ABOUT?

60. YOU WANT ANYTIME YOU WANT?

61. FOR INSTANCE, IS IT OKAY TO YELL

62. "FIRE" AT A CROWDED BOOK BURNING?

63. GO AROUND SAYIN'

64. INTO HIS HEAD?

65. YES HE DID.

66. AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

67. THAT'S RIGHT,

68. A TELEPHONE POLE!

69. PARABLE TEACH US?

70. KEEP YOUR YAPPER SHUT!

71. THAT'S WHAT GOD WANTS,

72. AND WHO ARE YA GONNA LISTEN TO?

73. THE ALMIGHTY...

74. FOUL-MOUTHED,

75. ANTI-CAPITAL PUNISHMENT TYPES

76. CHARACTER?

77. BUDDAH STALIN'S CHRONIC.

78. MY POINT IS, YOU WANNA LEARN ABOUT FREEDOM, CHILDREN?

79. NOW ON TAPE.

80. THANK YOU, MINISTER ARSENEW.

81. AREN'T WE FORGETTING SOMETHING, MR. NOBLET?

82. OH... RIGHT, RIGHT.

83. OKEY-DOKE, COUGH IT UP.

84. C'MON, C'MON!

85. C'MON PEOPLE, DIG DEEP!

86. FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.

87. ABOUT FREEDOM WEEK!

88.

89. LOOK PEOPLE, I DON'T THINK YOU APPRECIATE

90. FREEDOM STUFF IS.

91. WHAT IT WAS LIKE,

92. IN THE SLAVE DAYS.

93. BUT I CAN.

94. AND LET ME TELL YOU,

95. YOU DID TO MY PEOPLE!

96. OKAY! FOR OUR ASSIGNMENTS...

97. I'M GONNA BE PASSING OUT CAMERAS,

98. TO TAKE PICTURES

99. REPRESENT FREEDOM.

100. ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA PAIR YOU UP INTO TEAMS.

101. GEORGE, YOU'LL BE WITH CLINTON,

102. BOOTSY, WHY DON'T YOU BE WITH COLIN,

103. ARNIE, WHY DON'T YOU BE WITH JERRI...

104. TONI, YOU'RE GONNA BE WITH...

105. SUSAN.

106. WE'LL PUT YOU TWO TOGETHER.

107. ALL RIGHTY!

108. NOW, TOMORROW WE'RE GONNA DEVELOP OUR PICTURES

109. AND WE'RE GONNA DISPLAY THEM IN THE FREEDOM CAGE!

110. PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN

111. FOR MOST FREE-EST.

112. OKAY, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY!

113. TAKE GOOD PICTURES, EVERYBODY!

114. GREAT, A MINISTER'S SON.

115. GETTIN' ALL FREE?

116. PLENTY!

117. MY DAD HAS A LOT OF GREAT RULES FOR FREEDOM.

118. OH YEAH?

119. HEY, REVEREND TIGHT-ASS,

120. ALL FREE?

121. SURE.

122. OKAY! FREEDOM.

123. FREEDOM, WHAT SAYS FREEDOM?

124. WELL, WHAT ABOUT BREAKING CONVENTIONAL NORMS?

125. IN ODD COMBINATIONS?

126. ME LIKE-EE.

127. KEEP TALKIN'.

128. LIKE A...

129. IN A GARBAGE CAN.

130. AHH, YOU DEVIL, YOU.

131. HOW ABOUT A PENCIL...

132. IN A WASHER, HUH?

133. I DON'T THINK SO.

134. PENIS IN A VAGINA?

135. LOOK JERRI, I GOTTA GO.

136. BESIDES, WE'RE NOT COMING UP WITH ANY IDEAS.

137. OH, ARE WE NOT WE?

138. AH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

139. I'M FEELIN' FREE. HOW YOU FEELIN' ?

140. A LITTLE NAUSEOUS.

141. THE SHIP'S NOT I GOTTA GO. EVEN ROCKIN' YET.

142. WHY YOU SO NERVOUS?

143. I'VE POSED FOR PHOTOGRAPHS PLENTY OF TIMES

144. NEVER GOT NERVOUS.

145. JERRI, PLEASE PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON.

146. LOOSEN YOU UP.

147. I'LL GET THE BALL ROLLING.

148. JUMP IN ANYTIME.

149. OKAY CLASS.

150. IT'S TIME TO DEVELOP OUR PHOTOS!

151. NOW I WANT TO REMIND YOU,

152. WITH THESE CHEMICALS,

153. THEY'RE VERY DANGEROUS.

154. BE CAREFUL OVER THERE! OKAY.

155. MY EYES!

156. MR. JELLINECK?

157. YES, ARNIE?

158. WHAT DO I WANT?

159. TELL YOU THAT I HAD

160. WITH JERRI'S PHOTOS.

161. I'D LIKE ANOTHER CHANCE.

162. OH ARNIE, I'M SORRY,

163. THERE'S NO SECOND CHANCES WITH FREEDOM.

164. BUT I CAN GIVE YOU AN "F".

165. SO NOW, TO DEVELOP OUR FILM

166. I'M GONNA HAVE TO SHUT OFF THE LIGHTS,

167. IT'S GONNA GET PRETTY DARK IN HERE,

168. BUT THERE'S NOTHIN' TO BE FRIGHTENED OF.

169. OKAY, CALM DOWN, BREATHE.

170. WILL BE ON SOON.

171. BRUSHED MY LEG!

172. WHAT WAS IT?

173.

174. I CAN'T FIND THE LIGHT SWITCH!

175. I'M ALL TURNED AROUND!

176. I CAN'T BREATH, I CAN'T!

177.

178. OKAY...

179. LET'S GET OUR PHOTOS IN THE STOP BATH,

180. AND I'M GONNA TAKE A QUICK TRIP TO THE LITTLE BOYS' ROOM.

181. MR. JELLINECK!

182. MR. JELLINECK!

183. WHAT ABOUT MY PHOTO?

184. LET'S HAVE A LOOK, JERRI.

185. IT'S GOOD!

186. ON THE TOILET TODAY

187. I WAS MOVED.

188. HAPPY TO HEAR IT.

189. SAY, HERE'S THE FREEDOM PHOTO COMPETITION.

190. LET'S PERUSE.

191. MAKE WAY, PARDON ME.

192. OH YEAH, LET'S SEE,

193. A BOY AND A TOWEL— NICE.

194. AND A KITTY.

195. AND ARNIE ARSENEW!

196. HEY, THAT'S MY BOY!

197. UH HUH. HMMM.

198. TWO LONGSHOREMEN

199. AH! A SQUIRREL...

200. NO, SEE, THAT'S MY ONE LEG,

201. AND THAT'S MY OTHER LEG, AND THAT'S MY—

202. SNATCH IT DOWN!

203. WHAT! NOW SNATCH IT DOWN!

204. JESUS, DADDY, AND THE SPOOK!

205. TO EXPRESS MYSELF.

206. THAT'S THE LAST THING WE NEED IN FREEDOM WEEK.

207. ONYX! I'M SORRY, MINISTER.

208. I WAS TALKING ABOUT!

209. IT'S JUST THIS KIND OF DEGENERATE BEHAVIOR

210. THAT LEADS TO RECYCLING!

211. JELLINECK, BRING THAT PHOTO TO MY OFFICE TOUT SUITE!

212. GONNA DO WITH IT?

213. THE LIGHT OF FREEDOM!

214.

215. AND THEN THE TROGLODYTE HANGS UP THIS PICTURE

216. AND I MEAN, MAN— YOU CAN IMAGINE, RIGHT, MOM?

217. OH, I TRY NOT TO.

218. HEY HEY HEY.

219. OH, JERRI, I UNDERSTAND YOU BESMIRCHED

220. THE FAMILY NAME AGAIN TODAY.

221. UP THAT PICTURE OF YOURSELF?

222. I DON'T BLAME PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN FOR BEING SHOCKED.

223. IT IS GROTESQUE!

224. LOOK, IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM IF PEOPLE CAN'T

225. NUDE PICTURE OF ME.

226. WHAT?

227. IT WAS NAKED AS WELL?

228. OH, GOOD LORD!

229. WHAT'S IT MATTER? BLACKMAN'S GOT IT NOW.

230. THING'S OVER.

231.

232. MRS. BLANK, I WAS JUST ON MY WAY TO GO

233. PLAY SOME TENNIS, AND THEN SOMETHING OCCURRED TO ME.

234. IS JERRI HERE?

235. THIS PHOTOGRAPH FIASCO?

236. IT'S FREEDOM WEEK, MRS. BLANK.

237. IT JUST HAPPENED.

238. IT'S BIGGER THAN BOTH OF ME.

239. JERRI, YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE THIS LYING DOWN.

240. BUT I'M JUST SO COMFORTABLE,

241. AND BESIDES IT'S JUST SOME STUPID PHOTO.

242. A LITTLE STORY.

243. OH NO.

244. IN A GALLERY ONCE,

245. AND IT WAS VICIOUSLY CENSORED.

246. DOWN LIKE MY PHOTO?

247. NO, NOBODY BOUGHT IT.

248. I SLASHED THE PRICE.

249. I PULLED IT FROM THE GALLERY

250. TO THE CRAB SHANTY RESTAURANT.

251. AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

252. AS WELL,

253. A BUCKET OF HUSH PUPPIES

254. IT WASN'T HUNG PROMINENTLY.

255. MAYBE IT WASN'T ANY GOOD.

256. NO JERRI, IF THIS WAS AN ISOLATED INCIDENT I'D SAY MAYBE,

257. SAME THING TO MY NOVEL,

258. MY COLLECTION OF POETRY, AND MY SPORTSWEAR LINE.

259. OH MY GOD!

260. DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING, JERRI?

261. THEY'RE TRYING TO CENSOR ME AGAIN BY CENSORING YOU.

262. I DON'T WANNA CAUSE ANY TROUBLES.

263. JERRI, WITH THAT KINDA ATTITUDE,

264. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA HAVE ANY PAIN IN YOUR LIFE.

265. DON'T YOU WANNA BE LIKE THE GREAT FREEDOM FIGHTERS,

266. LIKE GANDHI?

267. WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

268. IN THE STOMACH.

269. OR— OR MARTIN LUTHER KING?

270. WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

271. IN THE HEAD.

272. OR BOBBY KENNEDY?

273. SOMEONE SHOOT HIM?

274. NO, HE DROWNED IN A CAR ACCIDENT.

275. HIS BROTHER WAS DRIVING.

276. THE POINT IS JERRI—

277.

278. IF I DIDN'T HAVE YOUR NECK TO STICK OUT THERE,

279. THROUGH WITH THIS.

280. WHAT DO YOU SAY!

281. THINK ABOUT IT.

282. I'M GONNA GO SEE DERRICK.

283. CENSORSHIP?

284. I KNOW— I'LL TAKE MY MIND OFF MY DILEMMA WITH NEWS OF

285. OUTRAGEOUSNESS.

286. "BUDDAH STALIN FIGHTS CENSORSHIP."

287. SO FAMILIAR?

288. THINK!

289. I'M JUST LIKE BUDDAH STALIN!

290. I'VE GOTTA TELL MR. JELLINECK I'M IN.

291. MR. JELLINECK, I'M IN!

292. GREAT!

293. HEY, JERRI,

294. I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER

295. OUR PLAN OF ATTACK.

296. ABOUT BLOCKIN' ALL THE DOORS

297. AND SETTIN' FIRE TO THE SCHOOL?

298. ABOUT IT LATER?

299. I'M REALLY NOT THAT HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.

300. THAT'S IT!

301. HUNGER STRIKE!

302. WE'LL GO ON A HUNGER STRIKE!

303. BOTH OF US? YEAH!

304. YOU WON'T EAT, AND I WON'T FEED YOU!

305. YOU'LL BE JUST LIKE BOBBY SANDS!

306. WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

307. HE STARVED TO DEATH.

308.

309. THAT BLANK IS GOING

310. TO TRY A HUNGER STRIKE!

311. THAT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN HER IDEA.

312. IT'S THAT JELLINECK PULLING THE STRINGS,

313. MINDLESS PUPPET,

314. IS HIS CHUBBY MINDLESS PUPPET!

315. WHAT'S GEOFFERY THINKING?

316. HE'S BEING SO REBELLIOUS,

317. LEATHER-CLAD BIKER

318. ALCOHOL ON HIS BREATH.

319. LIKE A RUSTY DOOR HINGE,

320. ACROSS THE BAR

321. WITH THAT SMOKEY GLARE OF HIS.

322. YOU WANNA RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T.

323. YOU CAN'T MOVE.

324. IT'S LIKE HE'S TRAPPED YOU LIKE SOME

325. HELPLESS WOODLAND CREATURE.

326. THAT'S LIKE, RIGHT?

327. THIS IS GOOD.

328. WHAT IS THIS?

329. THIS IS REALLY GOOD.

330. LOOK, ONYX, BLANK AND THAT FRAGILE ART TEACHER

331. TO THREATEN YOU,

332. AND I SWEAR,

333. IF YOU BOW TO THEIR THREATS, I WILL DESTROY YOU!

334. DESTROY ME?

335. DESTROY ME?

336. HE'S ALL LOVING AND... CAN YOU DO THAT?

337. LET'S SEE.

338. ALL RIGHT, MINISTER,

339. DON'T GET YOUR VESTMENTS IN A BIND.

340. AND PAINFUL END

341. DEMONSTRATION.

342. I WILL BRING HER DOWN!

343. ( students shouting encouragement )

344. YOU CAN DO IT.

345. YAYY! YAYY! YAYY!

346. GET IN THERE!

347. C'MON, YOU CAN DO IT.

348.

349. WATCH THIS.

350. BLANK!

351. PRINCIPAL SPEAKING,

352. GET OUT!

353. FREEDOM.

354.

355. BUT, I... MY SCHOOL!

356. FREEDOM! FREEDOM!

357. FREEDOM! FREEDOM!

358. RETREAT, BEFORE THEY EAT US ALIVE.

359. ALIVE I SAY!

360. IT'S A FREEDOM FRENZY OUT THERE!

361. SHE'S BRINGING THOSE STUDENTS TOGETHER

362. AND IT'S TEARING THIS SCHOOL APART!

363. NOBLET, BREAK OUT THE WATER HOSES AND THE DOGS!

364. RIGHT!

365. UM, I DON'T THINK WE HAVE THOSE.

366. SCHOOL IS THIS?

367. I DON'T KNOW, ONYX,

368. HAVE A LITTLE CHAT

369. FIRE DOWN ON ITS LEADERS!

370. WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A LITTLE CHAT WITH GOD

371. FIRE DOWN ON JERRI BLANK?

372. IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.

373. WAIT, WHY ARE WE PANICKING?

374. WITHOUT ANY FOOD IN THERE,

375. I'M SURE JERRI CAN'T HOLD OUT FOR LONG.

376. ARE YOU JOKING?

377. STORED FAT.

378. US INTO THE NEXT SEMESTER.

379. WE'VE GOT TO BRING HER DOWN, NOW!

380. LOOK, WE DON'T HAVE TO BREAK BLANK!

381. GEOFFERY'S THE KEY,

382. ABOUT HIS KEYHOLE!

383. HMM-HE-HE. HMM. HMM-HM.

384.

385. JERRI! JERRI! JERRI!

386. JELLINECK, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET

387. HUNGRY-STRIKE?

388. AND I AM AN ARTIST.

389. I AM UNMOVABLE.

390. NOTHING CAN SWAY ME.

391. I'LL BUY ONE OF YOUR LEAF COLLAGES

392. AND HANG IT IN THE HALL.

393. YOU GOT A DEAL, MISTER!

394. JERRI!

395. JERRI, WE WON!

396. WE WON! WE WON!

397. HAVE BEEN SHATTERED!

398. THEY'RE GONNA DISPLAY MY ARTWORK?

399. NO, THEY'RE GONNA DISPLAY MINE!

400. GET ON OUT OF THERE,

401. HOW DID THEY BREAK BIKO?

402. TO DEATH WITH PIPES.

403. I'VE GOT A PIPE IN THE BACK OF MY CAR.

404. WAIT A MINUTE, I'VE GOT AN IDEA OF SOMETHING

405. THAT'LL HIT HER A LOT HARDER THAN A PIPE.

406.

407. BLANK!

408. TO YOUR SENSES?

409. YOUR HUNGER STRIKE?

410. NO I WILL NOT, BECAUSE FREEDOM MEANS

411. TO SAY YOU'RE HUNGRY.

412. I'M SORRY, JERRI, YOU'LL HAVE TO REPEAT THAT.

413. I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE ROAR OF ALL THIS...

414. FUDGE!

415. FUDGE!

416. I'LL JUST SET IT RIGHT HERE

417. ITS CHOCOLATINESS.

418. I THINK SHE'S FAINTED!

419. OH...

420. OH...

421. OH THAT'S GOOD!

422. OH MY GOD!

423. OH, THAT'S REAL BUTTER.

424. OH MAN...

425. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, MAN.

426. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

427. I'M SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, JERRI.

428. THE THINGS YOU HADN'T SAID.

429. WHA— ?

430. WAIT!

431. LITTLE FUDGE BREAK.

432. IT'S NOT OVER!

433. I'LL BE STARVIN' AGAIN BEFORE YOU KNOW IT!

434. AND HUMILIATION, JERRI.

435. HERE'S A LITTLE CONSOLATION PRIZE—

436. YOUR PICTURE.

437. THIS IS JUST THE HEAD.

438. YES, THE MINISTER KEPT THE NAUGHTY PARTS FOR SAFEKEEPING.

439. I THINK HE'S HAVING THEM LAMINATED.

440. I'M SURE YOU'RE AS GLAD AS I AM THAT THIS IS ALL OVER,

441. THOUGH I HAVE TO ADMIT,

442. AND STUPID EFFORT.

443. I COULDN'T FIND A PIPE, BUT I GOT THIS!

444. NO NEED, MINISTER,

445. WE'VE ALREADY ADMINISTERED

446. OF BAKED GOODS.

447. FUDGE.

448. FREEDOM.

449. SAYS IT ALL.

450. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

451. BUDDAH?

452. WAIT A MINUTE.

453. THAT'S IT!

454. ALL RIGHTY, THEN.

455. IT'S NOW TIME TO JUDGE

456. OF LIBERTY

457. LIMITS OF FREEDOM.

458. REMEMBER, THE WINNER'S WORK WILL HANG IN THE LUNCH ROOM.

459. SO, LET'S FIND THAT LUCKY PHOTO, HUH?

460. I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW!

461. LET ME SEE THAT!

462. IT'S SHOCKING—

463. HMM, SHOCKINGLY AROUSING!

464. DO HERE, BLANK?

465. WELL, SINCE ALL I HAD WAS MY HEAD,

466. THE CENTERFOLD OF "MUFF PARADE".

467. WE HAVE A WINNER!

468.

469. CAN I GET A COPY OF THAT?

470. MAYBE WITHOUT THE—

471. CONSIDER IT DONE.

472. WAIT A MINUTE!

473. WHY ISN'T THIS NAKED PHOTO CAUSIN' A STINK?

474. I DON'T KNOW, BLANK.

475. YOUR BODY ATTACHED,

476. IT DOESN'T SEEM SO...

477. STINKY.

478. HMM... HMM...

479. WELL... AS BENJAMIN FRANKLIN JEFFERSON

480. GROVER WASHINGTON, JR. ONCE SAID,

481. "THE TREE OF LIBERTY MUST BE WATERED PERIODICALLY WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS."

482. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS,

483. THAT THE SEXIER YOU ARE,

484. THE MORE FREEDOM YOU DESERVE.

485. GET OUT OF MY WAY!

486. DAMN, NOW THAT'S A SET OF MANCHESTERS!

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