1. ( Jerri )
ALL RIGHT!
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2. BUDDAH STALIN'S GOT THE
SKILLS TO PAY THE BILLS!
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3. YES!
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4. ( rocker wailing )
WAAAAH!
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5. ( hard rock pumping )
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6. WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?
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7. BECAUSE I FIND
IT OFFENSIVE.
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8. BUDDAH STALIN IS AN ARTIST,
AND HE HAS EVERY RIGHT—
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9. I DON'T MIND
THE VIDEO, JERRI.
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10. IT'S HAVING YOU IN MY HOUSE
THAT I FIND OFFENSIVE.
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11. GET OUT!
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12. ( TV resumes )
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13. HELLO!
I'M JERRI BLANK.
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14. THIRTY-TWO YEARS AGO
I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL,
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15. AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME.
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16. OH, I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS.
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17. DID A LOT OF TIME...
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18. I WAS A BOOZER...
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19. A USER...
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20. AND A LOSER...
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21. I STOLE THE T.V.,
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22. DID SOME MORE TIME,
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23. BUT NOW I'M
BACK IN SCHOOL!
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24. AND THOUGH THE FACES
MAY HAVE CHANGED...
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25. THE HASSLES
ARE JUST THE SAME.
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26. Captioning made possible by
COMEDY CENTRAL
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27. AS YOU ALL KNOW FLATPOINT IS
CELEBRATING FREEDOM WEEK.
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28. NOW, UH, SUSAN,
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29. WHY DON'T YOU TELL US
WHAT FREEDOM MEANS TO YOU.
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30. UH... MY NAME'S ORLANDO.
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31. WHAT?
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32. I HAVE SUSAN SMITH,
SEAT 2B.
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33. OH, WE SORT OF
SWITCHED SEATS...
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34. GOD DAMN IT!
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35. LOOK, PEOPLE,
THIS IS CHAOS!
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36. WE ARE NOT STARTING THIS
LECTURE ON FREEDOM
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37. UNTIL EVERYONE'S IN
THEIR ASSIGNED SEAT!
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38. MOVE!
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39. HUSTLE UP!
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40. WE'RE BURNIN'
DAYLIGHT!
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41. WHERE'S YOUR SEAT?
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42. I— I DON'T KNOW
WHERE TO SIT.
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43. WELL THEN, GET OUT!
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44. ALL RIGHT, TO KICK OFF
FREEDOM WEEK,
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45. ARNIE'S FATHER,
MINISTER ARSENEW
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46. IS GOING TO GIVE US
A LITTLE TALK ABOUT FREEDOM.
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47. I WANT YOU TO
LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY,
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48. BECAUSE HE IS A
PROMINENT RELIGIOUS FIGURE,
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49. AND THIS IS A PUBLIC SCHOOL.
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50. OKAY...
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51. MM-MINISTER ARSENEW!
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52. LAST NIGHT I WAS WATCHING
MY SON ARNIE,
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53. WATCHING TV,
AND ON IT WAS THIS
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54. TATTOOED, LEATHER-CLAD FELLA,
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55. WITH THE CURIOUS NAME
OF BUDDAH STALIN.
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56. HE WAS TRYING TO FILL MY SON'S
HEAD WITH HIS IDEAS ABOUT
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57. FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
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58. BUT WHAT IS THIS
"FREEDOM OF SPEECH"
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59. THAT PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS
SPEAKING SO FREELY ABOUT?
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60. DOES IT MEAN SAYING ANYTHING
YOU WANT ANYTIME YOU WANT?
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61. FOR INSTANCE,
IS IT OKAY TO YELL
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62. "FIRE" AT A
CROWDED BOOK BURNING?
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63. DID JESUS JUST
GO AROUND SAYIN'
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64. ANYTHING THAT CAME
INTO HIS HEAD?
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65. YES HE DID.
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66. AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?
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67. THAT'S RIGHT,
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68. THEY NAILED HIM TO
A TELEPHONE POLE!
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69. WHAT DOES THIS
PARABLE TEACH US?
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70. KEEP YOUR YAPPER SHUT!
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71. THAT'S WHAT GOD WANTS,
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72. AND WHO ARE YA
GONNA LISTEN TO?
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73. THE ALMIGHTY...
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74. OR ONE OF THOSE
FOUL-MOUTHED,
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75. JEW-NEGRO-RICAN ROCK-N-ROLLER
ANTI-CAPITAL PUNISHMENT TYPES
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76. LIKE THAT BUDDAH STALIN
CHARACTER?
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77. BUDDAH STALIN'S CHRONIC.
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78. MY POINT IS, YOU WANNA LEARN
ABOUT FREEDOM, CHILDREN?
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79. READ YOUR BIBLE—
NOW ON TAPE.
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80. THANK YOU,
MINISTER ARSENEW.
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81. AREN'T WE FORGETTING
SOMETHING, MR. NOBLET?
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82. OH... RIGHT, RIGHT.
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83. OKEY-DOKE,
COUGH IT UP.
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84. C'MON, C'MON!
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85. C'MON PEOPLE, DIG DEEP!
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86. FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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87. I CANNOT WAIT TO TELL YOU
ABOUT FREEDOM WEEK!
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88. ( students groaning )
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89. LOOK PEOPLE, I DON'T
THINK YOU APPRECIATE
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90. JUST HOW SERIOUS THIS
FREEDOM STUFF IS.
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91. YOU CANNOT IMAGINE
WHAT IT WAS LIKE,
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92. TO BE A BLACK MAN
IN THE SLAVE DAYS.
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93. BUT I CAN.
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94. AND LET ME TELL YOU,
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95. IT WAS HORRIBLE WHAT
YOU DID TO MY PEOPLE!
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96. OKAY!
FOR OUR ASSIGNMENTS...
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97. I'M GONNA BE
PASSING OUT CAMERAS,
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98. AND YOUR PROJECT IS
TO TAKE PICTURES
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99. OF THINGS THAT
REPRESENT FREEDOM.
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100. ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA
PAIR YOU UP INTO TEAMS.
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101. GEORGE, YOU'LL
BE WITH CLINTON,
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102. BOOTSY, WHY DON'T
YOU BE WITH COLIN,
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103. ARNIE, WHY DON'T
YOU BE WITH JERRI...
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104. TONI, YOU'RE GONNA BE WITH...
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105. SUSAN.
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106. WE'LL PUT YOU TWO TOGETHER.
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107. ALL RIGHTY!
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108. NOW, TOMORROW WE'RE GONNA
DEVELOP OUR PICTURES
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109. AND WE'RE GONNA DISPLAY THEM
IN THE FREEDOM CAGE!
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110. AND AT THE END OF THE WEEK
PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN
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111. WILL BE JUDGING THEM
FOR MOST FREE-EST.
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112. OKAY, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY!
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113. TAKE GOOD PICTURES,
EVERYBODY!
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114. GREAT,
A MINISTER'S SON.
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115. WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
GETTIN' ALL FREE?
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116. PLENTY!
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117. MY DAD HAS A LOT OF
GREAT RULES FOR FREEDOM.
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118. OH YEAH?
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119. HEY, REVEREND TIGHT-ASS,
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120. READY TO GET
ALL FREE?
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121. SURE.
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122. OKAY! FREEDOM.
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123. FREEDOM,
WHAT SAYS FREEDOM?
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124. WELL, WHAT ABOUT BREAKING
CONVENTIONAL NORMS?
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125. LIKE PUTTING THINGS TOGETHER
IN ODD COMBINATIONS?
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126. ME LIKE-EE.
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127. KEEP TALKIN'.
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128. LIKE A...
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129. LIGHT PILLOW
IN A GARBAGE CAN.
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130. AHH, YOU DEVIL, YOU.
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131. HOW ABOUT A PENCIL...
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132. IN A WASHER, HUH?
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133. I DON'T THINK SO.
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134. HOW ABOUT A
PENIS IN A VAGINA?
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135. LOOK JERRI,
I GOTTA GO.
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136. BESIDES, WE'RE NOT COMING UP
WITH ANY IDEAS.
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137. OH, ARE WE NOT WE?
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138. AH! WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
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139. I'M FEELIN' FREE.
HOW YOU FEELIN' ?
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140. A LITTLE NAUSEOUS.
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141. THE SHIP'S NOT
I GOTTA GO. EVEN ROCKIN' YET.
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142. WHY YOU SO NERVOUS?
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143. I'VE POSED FOR PHOTOGRAPHS
PLENTY OF TIMES
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144. AND THE DWARF
NEVER GOT NERVOUS.
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145. JERRI, PLEASE PUT
YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON.
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146. WE NEED TO
LOOSEN YOU UP.
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147. I'LL GET THE BALL
ROLLING.
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148. FEEL FREE TO
JUMP IN ANYTIME.
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149. OKAY CLASS.
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150. IT'S TIME TO
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151. NOW I WANT TO REMIND YOU,
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152. BE EXTRA CAREFUL
WITH THESE CHEMICALS,
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153. THEY'RE VERY DANGEROUS.
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154. BE CAREFUL OVER THERE!
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155. MY EYES!
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156. MR. JELLINECK?
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157. YES, ARNIE?
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158. WHAT DO I WANT?
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159. I JUST WANT TO
TELL YOU THAT I HAD
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160. NOTHING TO DO
WITH JERRI'S PHOTOS.
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161. I'D LIKE ANOTHER CHANCE.
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162. OH ARNIE, I'M SORRY,
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163. THERE'S NO SECOND CHANCES
WITH FREEDOM.
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164. BUT I CAN GIVE YOU AN "F".
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165. SO NOW, TO DEVELOP OUR FILM
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166. I'M GONNA HAVE TO
SHUT OFF THE LIGHTS,
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167. IT'S GONNA GET
PRETTY DARK IN HERE,
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168. BUT THERE'S NOTHIN'
TO BE FRIGHTENED OF.
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169. ( Jellineck panicky )
OKAY, CALM DOWN, BREATHE.
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170. THE LIGHTS
WILL BE ON SOON.
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171. SOMETHING JUST
BRUSHED MY LEG!
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172. WHAT WAS IT?
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173. ( crashing and clamoring )
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174. I CAN'T FIND
THE LIGHT SWITCH!
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175. I'M ALL TURNED AROUND!
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176. I CAN'T BREATH, I CAN'T!
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177. ( gasping & wheezing )
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178. OKAY...
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179. LET'S GET OUR PHOTOS
IN THE STOP BATH,
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180. AND I'M GONNA TAKE A QUICK TRIP
TO THE LITTLE BOYS' ROOM.
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181. MR. JELLINECK!
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182. MR. JELLINECK!
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183. WHAT ABOUT MY PHOTO?
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184. LET'S HAVE A
LOOK, JERRI.
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185. IT'S GOOD!
( laughs uneasy )
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186. I READ YOUR FREEDOM SPEECH
ON THE TOILET TODAY
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187. AND I HAVE TO SAY
I WAS MOVED.
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188. HAPPY TO HEAR IT.
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189. SAY, HERE'S THE
FREEDOM PHOTO COMPETITION.
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190. LET'S PERUSE.
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191. MAKE WAY, PARDON ME.
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192. OH YEAH, LET'S SEE,
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193. A BOY AND
A TOWEL— NICE.
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194. AND A FUNNY CLOWN
AND A KITTY.
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195. JERRI BLANK
AND ARNIE ARSENEW!
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196. HEY, THAT'S MY BOY!
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197. UH HUH.
HMMM.
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198. IT LOOKS LIKE
TWO LONGSHOREMEN
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199. FIGHTING OVER
AH! A SQUIRREL...
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200. NO, SEE, THAT'S
MY ONE LEG,
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201. AND THAT'S MY OTHER LEG,
AND THAT'S MY—
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202. SNATCH IT DOWN!
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203. WHAT!
NOW SNATCH IT DOWN!
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204. JESUS, DADDY,
AND THE SPOOK!
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205. BUT SHE WAS JUST TRYING
TO EXPRESS MYSELF.
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206. THAT'S THE LAST THING
WE NEED IN FREEDOM WEEK.
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207. ONYX!
I'M SORRY, MINISTER.
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208. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT
I WAS TALKING ABOUT!
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209. IT'S JUST THIS KIND OF
DEGENERATE BEHAVIOR
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210. THAT LEADS TO RECYCLING!
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211. JELLINECK, BRING THAT PHOTO
TO MY OFFICE TOUT SUITE!
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212. WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO WITH IT?
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213. THAT PHOTO WILL NEVER SEE
THE LIGHT OF FREEDOM!
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214. ( groans pleadingly )
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215. AND THEN THE TROGLODYTE
HANGS UP THIS PICTURE
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216. AND I MEAN, MAN—
YOU CAN IMAGINE, RIGHT, MOM?
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217. OH, I TRY NOT TO.
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218. HEY HEY HEY.
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219. OH, JERRI, I UNDERSTAND
YOU BESMIRCHED
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220. THE FAMILY NAME AGAIN TODAY.
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221. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING HANGING
UP THAT PICTURE OF YOURSELF?
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222. I DON'T BLAME PRINCIPAL
BLACKMAN FOR BEING SHOCKED.
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223. IT IS GROTESQUE!
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224. LOOK, IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM
IF PEOPLE CAN'T
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225. HANDLE A
NUDE PICTURE OF ME.
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226. WHAT?
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227. IT WAS NAKED AS WELL?
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228. OH, GOOD LORD!
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229. WHAT'S IT MATTER?
BLACKMAN'S GOT IT NOW.
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230. THE WHOLE
THING'S OVER.
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231. ( ding-dong )
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232. MRS. BLANK, I WAS JUST
ON MY WAY TO GO
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233. PLAY SOME TENNIS, AND THEN
SOMETHING OCCURRED TO ME.
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234. IS JERRI HERE?
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235. ARE YOU BEHIND
THIS PHOTOGRAPH FIASCO?
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236. IT'S FREEDOM WEEK,
MRS. BLANK.
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237. IT JUST HAPPENED.
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238. IT'S BIGGER
THAN BOTH OF ME.
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239. JERRI, YOU CAN'T JUST
TAKE THIS LYING DOWN.
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240. BUT I'M JUST
SO COMFORTABLE,
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241. AND BESIDES IT'S JUST
SOME STUPID PHOTO.
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242. LET ME TELL YOU
A LITTLE STORY.
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243. OH NO.
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244. I HAD A PAINTING HANG
IN A GALLERY ONCE,
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245. AND IT WAS
VICIOUSLY CENSORED.
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246. DID SOMEONE SNATCH IT
DOWN LIKE MY PHOTO?
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247. NO, NOBODY BOUGHT IT.
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248. NOT EVEN WHEN
I SLASHED THE PRICE.
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249. I WAS SO DISGUSTED
I PULLED IT FROM THE GALLERY
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250. AND DONATED IT
TO THE CRAB SHANTY RESTAURANT.
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251. AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
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252. THEY CENSORED ME
AS WELL,
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253. BECAUSE WHEN I WENT THERE FOR
A BUCKET OF HUSH PUPPIES
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254. IT WASN'T HUNG PROMINENTLY.
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255. MAYBE IT WASN'T
ANY GOOD.
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256. NO JERRI, IF THIS WAS AN
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257. BUT THEY DID THE
SAME THING TO MY NOVEL,
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258. MY COLLECTION OF POETRY,
AND MY SPORTSWEAR LINE.
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259. OH MY GOD!
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260. DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S
HAPPENING, JERRI?
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261. THEY'RE TRYING TO CENSOR ME
AGAIN BY CENSORING YOU.
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262. I DON'T WANNA
CAUSE ANY TROUBLES.
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263. JERRI, WITH THAT
KINDA ATTITUDE,
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264. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA HAVE
ANY PAIN IN YOUR LIFE.
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265. DON'T YOU WANNA BE LIKE
THE GREAT FREEDOM FIGHTERS,
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266. LIKE GANDHI?
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267. WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?
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268. THEY SHOT HIM
IN THE STOMACH.
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269. OR— OR MARTIN LUTHER KING?
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270. WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?
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271. THEY SHOT HIM
IN THE HEAD.
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272. OR BOBBY KENNEDY?
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273. SOMEONE SHOOT HIM?
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274. NO, HE DROWNED
IN A CAR ACCIDENT.
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275. HIS BROTHER WAS DRIVING.
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276. THE POINT IS JERRI—
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277. ( plop )
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278. IF I DIDN'T HAVE YOUR
NECK TO STICK OUT THERE,
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279. I WOULD NEVER GO
THROUGH WITH THIS.
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280. WHAT DO YOU SAY!
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281. LET ME JUST
THINK ABOUT IT.
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282. I'M GONNA GO SEE DERRICK.
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283. SHOULD I FIGHT
CENSORSHIP?
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284. I KNOW— I'LL TAKE MY MIND OFF
MY DILEMMA WITH NEWS OF
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285. THE LATEST BUDDAH STALIN
OUTRAGEOUSNESS.
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286. "BUDDAH STALIN
FIGHTS CENSORSHIP."
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287. WHY DOES THAT SOUND
SO FAMILIAR?
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288. THINK!
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289. I'M JUST LIKE BUDDAH STALIN!
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290. I'VE GOTTA TELL
MR. JELLINECK I'M IN.
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291. MR. JELLINECK, I'M IN!
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292. GREAT!
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293. HEY, JERRI,
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294. I THOUGHT WE'D
HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER
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295. AND OUTLINE
OUR PLAN OF ATTACK.
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296. WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT BLOCKIN' ALL THE DOORS
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297. AND SETTIN' FIRE
TO THE SCHOOL?
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298. CAN WE TALK
ABOUT IT LATER?
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299. I'M REALLY NOT THAT
HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
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300. THAT'S IT!
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301. HUNGER STRIKE!
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302. WE'LL GO ON
A HUNGER STRIKE!
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303. BOTH OF US?
YEAH!
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304. YOU WON'T EAT,
AND I WON'T FEED YOU!
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305. YOU'LL BE JUST
LIKE BOBBY SANDS!
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306. WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?
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307. HE STARVED TO DEATH.
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308. ( laughing happily )
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309. MY INFORMANTS TELL ME
THAT BLANK IS GOING
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310. TO TRY A HUNGER STRIKE!
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311. THAT COULDN'T HAVE
BEEN HER IDEA.
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312. IT'S THAT JELLINECK
PULLING THE STRINGS,
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313. AND THAT CHUBBY
MINDLESS PUPPET,
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314. IS HIS
CHUBBY MINDLESS PUPPET!
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315. WHAT'S GEOFFERY
THINKING?
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316. HE'S BEING
SO REBELLIOUS,
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317. LIKE SOME
LEATHER-CLAD BIKER
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318. WITH THE SMELL OF CHEAP
ALCOHOL ON HIS BREATH.
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319. TIGHT PANTS CREAKING
LIKE A RUSTY DOOR HINGE,
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320. AS HE MAKES HIS WAY
ACROSS THE BAR
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321. AND PINS YOU TO THE WALL
WITH THAT SMOKEY GLARE OF HIS.
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322. YOU WANNA RUN,
BUT YOU CAN'T.
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323. YOU CAN'T MOVE.
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324. IT'S LIKE HE'S
TRAPPED YOU LIKE SOME
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325. HELPLESS WOODLAND CREATURE.
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326. YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT
THAT'S LIKE, RIGHT?
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327. THIS IS G—
THIS IS GOOD.
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328. WHAT IS THIS?
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329. THIS IS REALLY GOOD.
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330. LOOK, ONYX, BLANK AND THAT
FRAGILE ART TEACHER
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331. ARE TRYING
TO THREATEN YOU,
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332. AND I SWEAR,
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333. IF YOU BOW TO THEIR THREATS,
I WILL DESTROY YOU!
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334. DESTROY ME?
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335. HOW YOU GONNA
DESTROY ME?
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336. HE'S ALL LOVING AND...
CAN YOU DO THAT?
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337. LET'S SEE.
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338. ALL RIGHT, MINISTER,
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339. DON'T GET YOUR
VESTMENTS IN A BIND.
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340. I WILL PUT A QUICK
AND PAINFUL END
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341. TO THIS LITTLE
DEMONSTRATION.
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342. I WILL BRING HER DOWN!
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343. ( students shouting
encouragement )
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344. YOU CAN DO IT.
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345. YAYY!
YAYY! YAYY!
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346. GET IN THERE!
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347. C'MON, YOU CAN DO IT.
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348. ( cheering continues )
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349. WATCH THIS.
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350. BLANK!
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351. THIS IS YOUR
PRINCIPAL SPEAKING,
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352. GET OUT!
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353. FREEDOM.
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354. ( students chanting "freedom" )
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355. BUT, I... MY SCHOOL!
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356. FREEDOM! FREEDOM!
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357. FREEDOM! FREEDOM!
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358. RETREAT, BEFORE
THEY EAT US ALIVE.
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359. ALIVE I SAY!
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360. IT'S A FREEDOM
FRENZY OUT THERE!
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361. SHE'S BRINGING THOSE
STUDENTS TOGETHER
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362. AND IT'S TEARING
THIS SCHOOL APART!
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363. NOBLET, BREAK OUT THE WATER
HOSES AND THE DOGS!
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364. RIGHT!
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365. UM, I DON'T THINK
WE HAVE THOSE.
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366. WHAT KIND OF
SCHOOL IS THIS?
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367. I DON'T KNOW, ONYX,
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368. BUT MAYBE I SHOULD
HAVE A LITTLE CHAT
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369. WITH GOD ABOUT RAINING
FIRE DOWN ON ITS LEADERS!
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370. WHY DON'T YOU HAVE
A LITTLE CHAT WITH GOD
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371. AND TELL HIM TO RAIN
FIRE DOWN ON JERRI BLANK?
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372. IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
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373. WAIT, WHY ARE
WE PANICKING?
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374. WITHOUT ANY FOOD IN THERE,
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375. I'M SURE JERRI CAN'T
HOLD OUT FOR LONG.
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376. ARE YOU JOKING?
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377. SHE CAN LIVE OFF
STORED FAT.
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378. HER HIPS ALONE COULD TAKE
US INTO THE NEXT SEMESTER.
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379. WE'VE GOT TO BRING
HER DOWN, NOW!
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380. LOOK, WE DON'T HAVE
TO BREAK BLANK!
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381. GEOFFERY'S THE KEY,
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382. AND I KNOW ALL
ABOUT HIS KEYHOLE!
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383. HMM-HE-HE. HMM. HMM-HM.
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384. ( shouting encouragement )
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385. JERRI! JERRI! JERRI!
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386. JELLINECK, WHAT DO
I HAVE TO DO TO GET
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387. YOU TO STOP THIS PROTEST
HUNGRY-STRIKE?
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388. THIS IS ABOUT ARTISTIC FREEDOM
AND I AM AN ARTIST.
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389. I AM UNMOVABLE.
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390. NOTHING CAN SWAY ME.
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391. I'LL BUY ONE OF
YOUR LEAF COLLAGES
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392. AND HANG IT IN THE HALL.
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393. YOU GOT A DEAL, MISTER!
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394. JERRI!
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395. JERRI, WE WON!
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396. WE WON! WE WON!
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397. THE SHACKLES OF CENSORSHIP
HAVE BEEN SHATTERED!
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398. THEY'RE GONNA
DISPLAY MY ARTWORK?
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399. NO, THEY'RE
GONNA DISPLAY MINE!
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400. GET ON OUT OF THERE,
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401. HOW DID THEY BREAK BIKO?
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402. THEY BEAT HIM
TO DEATH WITH PIPES.
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403. I'VE GOT A PIPE
IN THE BACK OF MY CAR.
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404. WAIT A MINUTE, I'VE GOT
AN IDEA OF SOMETHING
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405. THAT'LL HIT HER
A LOT HARDER THAN A PIPE.
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406. ( students clamoring )
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407. BLANK!
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408. HAVE YOU COME
TO YOUR SENSES?
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409. ARE YOU WILLING TO CALL OFF
YOUR HUNGER STRIKE?
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410. NO I WILL NOT,
BECAUSE FREEDOM MEANS
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411. NEVER HAVING
TO SAY YOU'RE HUNGRY.
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412. I'M SORRY, JERRI,
YOU'LL HAVE TO REPEAT THAT.
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413. I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE
ROAR OF ALL THIS...
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414. FUDGE!
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415. FUDGE!
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416. I'LL JUST SET IT RIGHT HERE
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417. WHILE YOU RETHINK
ITS CHOCOLATINESS.
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418. I THINK SHE'S FAINTED!
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419. OH...
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420. OH...
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421. OH THAT'S GOOD!
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422. OH MY GOD!
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423. OH, THAT'S REAL BUTTER.
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424. OH MAN...
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425. ( student grumbling )
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, MAN.
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426. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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427. I'M SO DISAPPOINTED
IN YOU, JERRI.
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428. I THOUGHT YOU REALLY MEANT
THE THINGS YOU HADN'T SAID.
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429. WHA— ?
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430. WAIT!
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431. IT WAS JUST A
LITTLE FUDGE BREAK.
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432. IT'S NOT OVER!
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433. I'LL BE STARVIN' AGAIN
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT!
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434. SORRY FOR YOUR FRUITLESS PAIN
AND HUMILIATION, JERRI.
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435. HERE'S A LITTLE
CONSOLATION PRIZE—
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436. YOUR PICTURE.
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437. THIS IS JUST THE HEAD.
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438. YES, THE MINISTER KEPT THE
NAUGHTY PARTS FOR SAFEKEEPING.
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439. I THINK HE'S HAVING
THEM LAMINATED.
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440. I'M SURE YOU'RE AS GLAD
AS I AM THAT THIS IS ALL OVER,
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441. THOUGH I HAVE TO ADMIT,
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442. IT WAS A BOLD
AND STUPID EFFORT.
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443. I COULDN'T FIND A PIPE,
BUT I GOT THIS!
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444. NO NEED, MINISTER,
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445. WE'VE ALREADY ADMINISTERED
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446. A VICIOUS BEATING
OF BAKED GOODS.
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447. FUDGE.
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448. FREEDOM.
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449. I GUESS THAT ABOUT
SAYS IT ALL.
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450. ( thinking )
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
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451. BUDDAH?
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452. WAIT A MINUTE.
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453. THAT'S IT!
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454. ALL RIGHTY, THEN.
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455. IT'S NOW TIME TO JUDGE
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456. THE BEST REPRESENTATION
OF LIBERTY
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457. WITHIN THE PRESCRIBED
LIMITS OF FREEDOM.
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458. REMEMBER, THE WINNER'S WORK
WILL HANG IN THE LUNCH ROOM.
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459. SO, LET'S FIND THAT
LUCKY PHOTO, HUH?
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460. I'VE GOT SOMETHING
TO SHOW!
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461. LET ME SEE THAT!
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462. NOW I KNOW
IT'S SHOCKING—
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463. HMM, SHOCKINGLY AROUSING!
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464. WHAT DID YOU
DO HERE, BLANK?
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465. WELL, SINCE ALL
I HAD WAS MY HEAD,
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466. I CUT OUT ANOTHER BODY FROM
THE CENTERFOLD OF "MUFF PARADE".
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467. WE HAVE A WINNER!
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468. ( applause )
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469. CAN I GET A
COPY OF THAT?
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470. MAYBE WITHOUT THE—
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471. CONSIDER IT DONE.
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472. WAIT A MINUTE!
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473. WHY ISN'T THIS NAKED PHOTO
CAUSIN' A STINK?
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474. I DON'T KNOW, BLANK.
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475. SOMEHOW WITHOUT
YOUR BODY ATTACHED,
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476. IT DOESN'T SEEM SO...
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477. STINKY.
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478. HMM... HMM...
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479. WELL... AS
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN JEFFERSON
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480. GROVER WASHINGTON, JR.
ONCE SAID,
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481. "THE TREE OF LIBERTY MUST BE
WATERED PERIODICALLY WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS."
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482. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS,
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483. BUT WHAT I HAVE LEARNED IS
THAT THE SEXIER YOU ARE,
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484. THE MORE FREEDOM YOU DESERVE.
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485. GET OUT OF MY WAY!
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486. DAMN, NOW THAT'S
A SET OF MANCHESTERS!
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